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00:00Oh-oh-oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious.
00:16Oh-oh-oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright.
00:21Oh-oh-oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious.
00:26I'm chop-chop-chop-chop-choppin' with all of my might.
00:30Yay!
00:31Snoring.
00:37Darn skeeters won't leave the body sleep.
00:43That were no skeeter.
00:46What in tarnation's goin' on out there?
00:53Great balls of fire.
00:55Who's the boss around here?
00:57I'm the foreman.
00:58What can I do for you?
01:00That's my house.
01:01I can't hear you.
01:03You'll have to speak louder.
01:05I said it's my house and you don't understand.
01:09Louder, pal.
01:10I still can't hear you.
01:12My house.
01:13Your dad blame road is gone.
01:15What are you screaming about?
01:16I'm not deaf.
01:18Oh, sorry.
01:19Just couldn't hear myself think.
01:23Great balls of fire.
01:24There they go again.
01:26Calm down, buddy.
01:28You'll wake the neighbors.
01:29Now, what seems to be the problem?
01:31Well, you gotta stop that there road
01:33cause it's heading straight for my cabin
01:35and I ain't about to move.
01:38Sorry, old chum.
01:40I got me orders to build a road through there
01:42and there ain't no way to stop it.
01:44Well, there gotta be a way.
01:46Let me talk to your boss.
01:48He's in Washington, D.C.
01:50Washington?
01:51D.C.
01:52And if you wanna talk to him,
01:53that's where you'll have to go.
01:55Washington, dadgum.
01:57All right.
01:58I'll go to Washington then.
02:04Let me see now.
02:05Bureau of Super Highways.
02:08Ordinary roads and footpaths.
02:12I guess this is the building.
02:15Let's see now.
02:16That one there says footpaths.
02:18That one says ordinary roads.
02:21There's the one.
02:22Super Highways.
02:28I guess this is the right place.
02:32Are you the...
02:33Stop.
02:34Can't you see the light is red?
02:35You can't start till it is turned green.
02:38All right.
02:39Go.
02:40I wanna see the fella what decides his road
02:42is gonna run through my cabin in the Ozarks.
02:45Roads through Ozark cabins is Mr. Detour's department.
02:48Last office on the left.
02:51Red line.
02:52Green for go.
02:54Bye now.
02:56You got to pay a tour to go through.
02:58Cost you a quarter.
03:03Well, here I am at last.
03:04Mr. Detour.
03:06Out to lunch.
03:09Bodacious bureaucrat.
03:11I guess I'll just have to come back later.
03:13That'll be 50 cents, please.
03:15That's highway robbery.
03:17Nope.
03:18Highway robbery is three doors down.
03:19Well, I ain't gonna pay it.
03:22Good afternoon.
03:23I hope I haven't kept you waiting.
03:25No, I just dropped in.
03:26Can I help you?
03:27Oh, you sure enough can.
03:29One of them there new roads you's building
03:31is being built right through my living room
03:34and I don't want it there.
03:36Oh, I see.
03:37Well, then would you prefer to have it go through your bedroom?
03:40We have some excellent bedroom models and...
03:42Great balls of fire, man.
03:43I don't want to dicker with you.
03:45Now, you just keep that road off on my property.
03:48Well, we have lots of roads being built in the Ozarks.
03:52Perhaps you can show me which one you mean.
03:54Well, here is a chart of all the major arteries.
03:56Now, pick out the one you mean.
03:58Let me see.
03:59There.
04:00There's the one.
04:01I'd know it anywhere.
04:03Ah, ah, ah.
04:05Caught you this time.
04:06This is a chart of the human body.
04:09Dang it, man.
04:10I know that.
04:11There's elbow bend, fallen arch,
04:13and there's my cabin right here.
04:15Just below the waistline.
04:17Now, you call off your men or there's going to be
04:19big trouble in the Ozarks.
04:27Well, Louise, I guess I showed them city fellas a thing or two.
04:31There ain't going to be no highway coming through our cabin, no sir.
04:35Oh, you just go rest your lovable bones now, horny poet.
04:39Don't mind if I do.
04:41Oh, blessed little old cone-poned heart.
04:46And so it is with great pleasure,
04:48I now officially open the Ozark Parkway.
04:58Great balls of fire.
05:00Louise, what incarnations going on out there?
05:02You told them they couldn't come through.
05:05But you didn't say nothing about going round or over, horny poet.
05:12Great balls of fire.
05:14I've been railroaded.
05:16You mean highwayed.
05:17Oh, don't you, horny poet?