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00:00But it's hard without a man in the house.
00:01Tell me.
00:02And there in that urn is his wife?
00:04Dead and packed.
00:05I don't know, when the time comes, I think he'll still be like that.
00:09He's incinerating me.
00:10Poor thing, he can't say what he wants anymore.
00:12That's why I thought I'd set him on fire.
00:14Because he liked the grills anyway.
00:16He's in a urn, in a vase.
00:18Oh, it's his ashes now.
00:19Yes.
00:19It's a gymnastics vase, Ioan.
00:21You'll need a lot of money.
00:22Oh my God, and I have a husband.
00:25A good one.
00:27Hello, sister.
00:28Oh my God, you didn't find a good one?
00:31How do we get the dead out of the house?
00:36What are you doing, woman?
00:37What are you doing there?
00:39What are you doing, Flavius?
00:41Oh my God.
00:42What's wrong with you, woman? It's me, Flavius.
00:58Bravo, dad!
00:59Yes, yes, bravo, dad!
01:02Bravo, dad!
01:07What am I doing here?
01:08Why are you so scared?
01:10I was passing by.
01:11What are you doing here?
01:12What are you doing? Are you a thug?
01:13What are you doing?
01:14No.
01:15But what are you doing?
01:16You see, you don't have to steal from Flavius.
01:17He can pay for the kids' food.
01:20No, sir, I came to ask you to come with me home
01:23to help me fix a socket.
01:24Because it broke and I couldn't fix it.
01:26You have to fix a socket, after all.
01:28Do you understand?
01:29I don't understand.
01:30No, no, you're a man, you have to understand.
01:52Yes, thank you very much, but don't leave it here.
01:55We'll die here, don't worry.
01:58But it's hard without a man in the house.
02:00Tell me.
02:03Since the poor man passed away,
02:05God rest his soul,
02:06I have to do everything on my own.
02:09And the worst thing is that if something goes wrong in the house,
02:12I don't have anyone to blame.
02:14God damn you.
02:16Ouch!
02:18Be careful.
02:19Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom.
02:22Be careful, be careful.
02:23That's how it was connected.
02:25Who else was connected here, ma'am?
02:29Who?
02:30Who, ma'am?
02:31The slacker.
02:33Just this socket?
02:36Tell me if it's just this socket,
02:37because if it's just this socket...
02:38Mr. Eleni, you know that's not why it broke.
02:40But why, ma'am?
02:44It fell into a public toilet.
02:46Poor thing.
02:48Yes, and when he got up from there
02:50to go wash his hands,
02:52he threw a soap on his head.
02:54God damn him.
02:57And after he was wearing his hand in plaster,
02:59he had to tie his shoelaces,
03:01he fell and hit the tram.
03:04I've never seen anything like that in my life, ma'am.
03:07And what's in there, isn't that his?
03:10Yes.
03:11Dead and packed.
03:13Yes.
03:15Yes, after all,
03:16when the time comes,
03:18I think he'll still be like that.
03:20He'll get on my nerves.
03:21It's OK.
03:22Poor thing.
03:23He won't be able to say what he wants.
03:24But I thought I'd set him on fire.
03:26Oh, really?
03:27Because he loved the barbecue anyway.
03:32Oh, the phone's ringing.
03:36I'll be right back.
03:37I'll be right back.
03:47Brach?
03:49Incredible.
04:00Sucker.
04:07What are you doing, Ramona?
04:08Mom, what are you doing?
04:09Did you get something nice?
04:10No.
04:11Tell me, what did you get?
04:12What's this?
04:13A gift, but not for you.
04:14For Tibi.
04:16What do you mean, for Tibi?
04:17You didn't get me anything either.
04:18I'm your favorite boss.
04:22Excuse me, is it your day tomorrow?
04:24I didn't know.
04:25Oh, that's Tibi's day.
04:26Uh-huh.
04:28I thought we were talking about wolves and wolves.
04:30They're not wolves.
04:31They're dogs.
04:33Are you serious?
04:34I'm speaking Chinese.
04:36They're dogs.
04:37Oh.
04:38He has a project at school with Chinese culture.
04:41Oh.
04:42That's cool.
04:43You know, if you have more questions about this,
04:45you can talk to Mario,
04:46because he's really good at Chinese.
04:49No, thank you.
04:50But I speak Chinese well.
04:52Right.
04:53What gift did you give me?
04:55Who, me?
04:57I already gave you a great gift.
05:01The one I told you last week?
05:03Yes, of course.
05:05Okay, I'm going to do my homework.
05:12What?
05:14What, what?
05:16You have no idea what I told you to take, right?
05:19Who, me? What are you talking about?
05:21How can I not know?
05:22You have to take a...
05:23Like this?
05:24Where is it?
05:25An O.
05:26An...
05:27Uh-huh.
05:28The one you put on...
05:29Where?
05:31When you put it like this?
05:32Yes.
05:34Well...
05:35How do you call it?
05:36A rocket?
05:38I wanted to see if you got it.
05:39I wanted to see if you got it.
05:41Yes, yes, I'm convinced.
05:44Hello?
05:48Hello?
05:49What are you doing?
05:51Why are you laughing?
05:52Because I'm crazy.
05:53Flavius left his laptop open,
05:55and I thought you didn't want to know what he was looking for.
05:57Be careful.
05:58How do you win a fight with your wife?
06:01Oh, poor thing.
06:04How would the chairs look like if the knees were the other way around?
06:08And, and the cherry on top,
06:10the nail nutrients.
06:12I don't know if you're talking about the nutrients you need to have healthy nails,
06:16or the nutrients from the nails.
06:19Yes.
06:20Ok.
06:21Be careful.
06:22Regarding the cake and the cherry on top,
06:24I wanted to invite you to Children's Day.
06:26You know that they are born on very special days,
06:28and we celebrate them all together.
06:30It's even better.
06:31Well, Dana, this is not a cake party.
06:34It's a cherry on top party.
06:37Tell me what you like, what you're interested in,
06:40so I know what I'm getting.
06:41Yes, yes.
06:42Are you taking notes?
06:44What else? There are so many.
06:45Keep them in mind.
06:47Well, Luca.
06:48Luca is playing video games.
06:51Yes, and he told me he would like a new console.
06:55A console?
06:56Ok.
06:58Aha.
06:59The new one.
07:00I mean, the last one.
07:01The 5th one.
07:02Yes, I got it.
07:03The 5th one, ok.
07:04Yes.
07:05David.
07:06David is not into video games,
07:09he's not into consoles.
07:11Yes.
07:12He plays on his phone.
07:14Isn't it better for a girl to play on her phone?
07:16Yes.
07:17Well, yes.
07:18And he wants a new phone.
07:20He wants a new phone?
07:21The Pro Max, the last one.
07:22You know, the bigger screen,
07:23so he doesn't ruin his poor eyes.
07:25And Zuza?
07:26Well, yes.
07:27It's very simple with Zuza.
07:28Zuza is happy with absolutely everything.
07:31God help me.
07:32This is what I like.
07:33I like Zuza.
07:34Yes, yes, yes.
07:35It's more expensive than what the boys got,
07:37which seems normal to me.
07:39I can't hear you.
07:40I can't hear you.
07:41Dana?
07:42Dana?
07:43Hello?
07:44Hello?
07:45What are you doing, girl?
07:46You're on me with this nonsense.
07:47Come on, Cristina.
07:48Can't you hear me?
07:49I'm here.
07:51Come on, I'll hang up.
07:52You're making me angry.
07:53Bye.
07:56Mario!
07:58Listen, I'm on Cristina.
08:00I tell her what the kids want.
08:01Gifts, yes.
08:02And she's starting to show off.
08:03She probably doesn't want to waste money
08:04on the kids' gifts.
08:05What are you thinking?
08:07Speaking of gifts.
08:11Tomorrow is Tibi's birthday.
08:13Really?
08:15That's great.
08:17Why is it great?
08:19It's an investment.
08:21What do you mean?
08:22You make an expensive gift,
08:23you get three expensive gifts.
08:24What do you mean?
08:26I mean, we go to Tibi Tubi,
08:28we get an expensive gift,
08:29and Johnny has to do the same.
08:30He has to bring us
08:31nine, no, three expensive gifts.
08:33It's an obligation.
08:35That's how it's done.
08:36You thought it was...
08:37I thought it was...
08:38Yes.
08:39Yes, yes, yes.
08:40Then, what can I tell you?
08:41I bet on...
08:43buying gifts.
08:51Bravo!
08:52We're getting some gifts.
08:53We're getting some gifts.
08:57No.
08:58No.
08:59No, you have money.
09:00Come on, come on, leave it.
09:02Honey, we can't.
09:03You have money for very black days.
09:05No.
09:06Do you want me to do magic
09:07and turn it into gift money?
09:09Look at me.
09:11Come on.
09:13What are you doing, Dana?
09:14Your lucky day.
09:16Voila!
09:18What's this?
09:19We brought you
09:20a very expensive wine
09:21and...
09:22a cat food.
09:23But you don't have
09:24a little mouse for me,
09:25like a...
09:26Here.
09:28But where did you get this?
09:29I don't know.
09:30I don't know.
09:31I don't know.
09:32I don't know.
09:33I don't know.
09:34I don't know.
09:35I don't know.
09:36I don't know.
09:37I don't know.
09:38I don't know.
09:39I don't know.
09:40I don't know.
09:41Where did you get this?
09:42Where did I get this?
09:43I honestly don't know.
09:44From a restaurant...
09:45I honestly don't know.
09:46From a restaurant...
09:47for cats.
09:48I don't know what it's called.
09:49I don't know what it's called.
09:50Dana, but this wine
09:51costs a lot, you know?
09:52Probably.
09:53Probably.
09:54Probably.
09:55But I didn't see the bill.
09:56But I didn't see the bill.
09:58You're crazy.
09:59You didn't see the bill again?
10:00I didn't see the bill
10:01because, what can I say,
10:02I had an emergency.
10:03I had an emergency.
10:04I was at the bathroom
10:05and the bill came
10:06when I had to...
10:07when I had to...
10:08wait...
10:09You had a bad day
10:10You had a bad day
10:11You had a bad day
10:12I had a very bad day, you know.
10:13I'm tired, I'm bored,
10:14I don't want anything anymore.
10:15I'm tired, I'm bored, I don't want anything anymore.
10:16A lot of head-butting,
10:17a lot of head-butting,
10:18I'd rather stay home
10:19with my flowers
10:20and I'm done.
10:21I understand you perfectly.
10:22I understand you perfectly.
10:23Be careful.
10:24Be careful.
10:25I have a business idea.
10:26I have a business idea.
10:27With men.
10:28With men.
10:29I like that.
10:30I like that.
10:31I already won you.
10:32Do you know those speed dating events?
10:33Do you know those speed dating events?
10:34Speed dating.
10:35Fast dates.
10:36Fast dates.
10:37I saw it.
10:38Maybe something in American movies.
10:39Maybe something in American movies.
10:40Something like that,
10:41but maybe with smart men,
10:42but maybe with smart men,
10:43maybe with smart men,
10:44maybe with smart men,
10:45more shy, more…
10:46Shy, but with money.
10:47Shy, but with money.
10:48I don't know,
10:49I'm thinking I might find the right soulmate.
10:50I don't know,
10:51I'm thinking I might find the right soulmate.
10:52It's your problem
10:53if you find the right soulmate,
10:54otherwise I won't go.
10:55Otherwise I won't go.
10:56Doina, I can be the money doll.
10:57Doina, I can be the money doll.
10:58I like the doll,
10:59I like the way she sounds.
11:00So you're going?
11:01I am already there.
11:02Oh, yes.
11:03Come on,
11:04you're going to read in two seconds.
11:05You're going?
11:09It seems I have to tell him.
11:10What are you doing with your hands?
11:11What are you doing, Emilu?
11:12We will see.
11:13Enjoy your meal.
11:14God, what is this?
11:15Guys,
11:16guys,
11:17guys,
11:18I think tomorrow
11:19I'm going to Adidas
11:21with Aric, brother.
11:22What?
11:23Five more years?
11:24No, no,
11:25I don't believe it.
11:26I don't believe it.
11:27It seems to me
11:28I'm the death trap.
11:29Seriously.
11:30It seems to me
11:31I'm the death trap.
11:32You're talking nonsense.
11:33You know how the man
11:34Sabi Vaica died?
11:35You know how the man
11:36Sabi Vaica died?
11:37He couldn't take it anymore, so he threw himself off the floor.
11:39Well, he threw himself off 20 times, because he was sitting on the ground.
11:43Good joke, but no, I have a better one.
11:45Pay attention to how this happened.
11:47So, the man fell into a public toilet.
11:51Wait, wait.
11:53It's not all.
11:55So, he fell into a public toilet.
11:57He went home to wash himself.
11:59He went to wash himself,
12:01and he fell and broke his hand.
12:03And that's why he died.
12:05So, he broke his hand,
12:07and he was in a tram station.
12:09He went home to wash himself.
12:11He didn't see that the tram was coming.
12:13That's why I call it a toilet.
12:15He got on the tram.
12:17But it's in Turkish.
12:19But why do you tell us these things,
12:21and you blame us?
12:23Because she blamed me, too.
12:25It's a big lie.
12:27Don't lie to us.
12:29Let me show you the picture.
12:31Let me show you the picture I took at her house.
12:33Wait, I'll find it.
12:35I don't know where I put it.
12:37Look here.
12:39It's in a vase.
12:41The man fell from the tram,
12:43and he broke his hand.
12:45Are you crazy?
12:47Are you crazy?
12:49It's horrible.
12:51What's this?
12:53It's a vase from the dynasty.
12:55It's worth a lot of money.
12:59What do you mean?
13:01Is this worth a lot?
13:03A lot.
13:05What's his name?
13:07Tibi.
13:09Tibi, Tibi, Tibi.
13:11Look at this.
13:13It's very nice.
13:15I think Tibi would like it.
13:17It has a good value for money.
13:19Yes, it's nice.
13:21But I want a bigger one.
13:23A bigger one?
13:25Yes, a more expensive one.
13:27Yes, we have a more expensive one.
13:29But it's an investment.
13:31Yes, of course.
13:33A gift like this is always an investment
13:35in the future of the child.
13:37It helps him develop his creativity
13:39and his ability to...
13:41No, no, no.
13:43Investment doesn't mean
13:45that we're going to buy him an expensive gift.
13:47It's an investment.
13:49A bigger gift, please.
13:51Right away.
13:53Hey!
13:55What are you doing?
13:57What are you doing?
13:59What can I do?
14:01I'm looking for a toy.
14:03A gift for Tibi.
14:05You?
14:07Me too.
14:09I'm looking for a gift for Tibi.
14:11A small one.
14:13Symbolic.
14:15Symbolic is good.
14:17Expensive ones are not good for children.
14:19He has to learn the value of money.
14:21He has to learn the value of money.
14:23Yes, yes.
14:25I heard that expensive gifts
14:27are bad for...
14:29For what?
14:31For his creativity.
14:33Look, this one is ok.
14:35You said you wanted something expensive.
14:37That's...
14:39That's...
14:41It's so white.
14:43It's very good.
14:45It's an investment.
14:47What?
14:49It's an investment.
14:51It's one of these.
14:53Come on, I heard you.
14:55What are we doing here, Cristinica?
14:57Come on, leave us alone.
14:59Ok, I'll take this one.
15:01But this one is a reserve.
15:03I'll take the small one.
15:05This one is the big one.
15:07Listen, that one up there...
15:09That's...
15:11Symbolic.
15:13Symbolic?
15:15It's not an investment.
15:17What?
15:25Ok...
15:27That's it.
15:29And...
15:31We need a coffee shop
15:33once a week.
15:35Once a week.
15:37Once a week.
15:39Yes, yes.
15:41For what?
15:43I told you.
15:45I told you.
15:47We want to organize speed dating events.
15:49That's what I thought.
15:51That's what I understood.
15:53I was asking, what's the business plan?
15:55Business?
15:57How many people come,
15:59how do you promote,
16:01the costs...
16:03Of course, of course.
16:05I know these things before I give you the coffee shop, right?
16:07Of course, of course.
16:09But I didn't think...
16:11There...
16:13Aha.
16:15Aha.
16:17The idea is the idea, but...
16:19Think about how you want it to unfold.
16:21And these women who come to speed dating,
16:23where do you find them?
16:25Which women?
16:27We are two below.
16:29We don't have a man.
16:31Seriously?
16:33But you know what I thought?
16:35I just thought, I'll look at my phone
16:37and I'll call all the men I have on my phone.
16:39So...
16:41Women...
16:43Women...
16:45You...
16:47Yes, I'll let you organize.
16:49And...
16:55So, women...
16:57This set, which is very heavy and very expensive,
16:59don't you have another one,
17:01which is bigger and smaller and more expensive?
17:03And if you have another one, bigger and smaller and more expensive,
17:05give us two, because I want two.
17:07Why? I want four.
17:09What are we doing here?
17:11I have a client.
17:13She's waiting for me.
17:15Hello, can I help you with something?
17:17Yes, please, I want you to give me
17:19the most expensive gift.
17:21Seriously?
17:23What are you looking for here?
17:25For Tobia?
17:27What's the problem?
17:29The problem is that I'll get the most expensive gift.
17:31I'll get the most expensive gift.
17:33What do you think?
17:35I'm in first place, I'll get the most expensive gift.
17:37Wait, wait, wait.
17:39Leave it here.
17:41You haven't seen anything like this.
17:43No, no, no.
17:45Take it.
17:49Oh, no.
17:51I'll tell them.
17:55Dad, what happened?
17:57It's expensive, isn't it?
17:59Maybe I took the budget.
18:01I have money.
18:03Budget?
18:07I know, God,
18:09that you're good and forgiving,
18:11more forgiving than Santa Claus.
18:13Give me a man.
18:15Not like before.
18:17Give me a good man.
18:19A good man.
18:29Hello.
18:31God, you didn't find a good man?
18:33Excuse me?
18:35I'm here with you. What do you want?
18:37Emil doesn't really know how to do things,
18:39so I came to check
18:41if everything's okay,
18:43because I finished CFR at the TTR section
18:45and I don't really know.
18:47Yes, I understand. Enjoy.
18:49Yes, let's go.
18:55Here?
18:57Yes.
18:59Take it.
19:01But see, it works.
19:03Well, it works now,
19:05but if you make a short circuit,
19:07it doesn't look good.
19:09Yes, well, it can catch fire,
19:11and the fire goes out very quickly,
19:13and we live next door.
19:15Do you want to make a fire at home?
19:17No, of course not.
19:19Well, sometimes I want to, yes.
19:21Who worked here before?
19:23What do you mean, who?
19:25Me.
19:27Emil, don't play with this.
19:29I'm sorry, ma'am,
19:31but it doesn't look good at all.
19:33It needs to be taken out and reassembled,
19:35and I can see the screws,
19:37they're beautiful.
19:39I'm sorry, but I have to go.
19:41Come on, let's go.
19:49Step aside, please.
19:51No, no, no.
19:53I have to go buy an electric scooter,
19:55the latest generation.
19:57Step aside, I have to get a gaming computer.
19:59I have money, how can I not?
20:01Where did you get the money from?
20:03Maybe we won't pay for food this month.
20:05Come on, these fell, I'll take them.
20:07Who cares?
20:09That's all you need.
20:11We'll see.
20:13What am I supposed to do with this?
20:15Listen to me, man, and put your hands on this.
20:17Don't make it look like I have a brain, you know?
20:19Let me watch his movies.
20:21So, look, here it was,
20:23on my word, Mr. Reca, here it was.
20:25Maybe he threw it away.
20:27Or maybe he was upset about something
20:29and threw it away.
20:31Step back a little.
20:35You idiot.
20:37I have the movie on my phone.
20:39Do you want me to give you another tutorial?
20:41No, no.
20:43But it doesn't look like NASA,
20:45don't you see it's a different model?
20:47What are we doing, guys?
20:49Oh, how nice.
20:51You shouldn't have bothered.
20:53Thank you very much.
20:55How nice.
20:57Isn't this from the set with the vase?
20:59Which vase?
21:01Oh, the vase.
21:03With the urn.
21:05No, no, no.
21:07That's a different set.
21:09I was wondering about that, too.
21:11But, Mr. Reposato,
21:13where else does he hang out?
21:15Where else?
21:17At his place.
21:19And his place being?
21:21And his place being in heaven.
21:23I won't forgive him.
21:27Tell us, guys,
21:29how poor Mr. Reposato
21:31ended up in heaven.
21:33Oh, poor him.
21:35He fell into the toilet.
21:37No!
21:39And when he was about to get up
21:41to go to the bathroom,
21:43he hit his head on the sofa cover
21:45and broke his hand.
21:47No!
21:49And since his hand was broken,
21:51he closed his eyes and
21:53he got up and got on the tram.
21:55No!
21:57I don't believe that.
21:59It's a Final Destination movie.
22:01Exactly, but that's why I don't believe it.
22:03That's why I don't believe it.
22:05I don't believe it, either.
22:07Show them your urn.
22:09It even has the date and the article.
22:11I'll show you the urn.
22:13Of course I will.
22:15Let's see where it is.
22:17Here.
22:19Turn it around.
22:21What?
22:23Oh, look!
22:25It says,
22:27the man fell off the tram
22:29after he got hit by the toilet.
22:31It's true!
22:33Put your hand on the urn.
22:35How do I do it?
22:37You know that you meet all the requirements
22:39and I can offer you a shopping cart.
22:41Perfect!
22:43It's basically a credit card.
22:45So, shall we?
22:47Look what I have here.
22:49Did you get the scooter?
22:51Of course!
22:53Let's do it!
22:55Ok, I'm done.
22:59One second.
23:01I'll be right back.
23:03Is this all you could find?
23:05Yes.
23:07Unbelievable.
23:09I'm sorry, but why do you have three phone numbers?
23:11Tell me.
23:13Ok, we'll manage with what we have.
23:15Let's see.
23:17What's up, guys?
23:19How are you?
23:21I'm fine.
23:23Look at this.
23:25Simple,
23:27no stress.
23:29I'm here, but I don't feel like it.
23:31Come on, why?
23:33You shouldn't be like this.
23:35You should be like that.
23:37I know, but I'm afraid Danuta will find out
23:39that I went out with other women.
23:41Don't say that.
23:43Toma, Toma!
23:45Seriously, you don't have to do anything.
23:47You just have to stay here.
23:49Look, you look perfect.
23:51Of course.
23:53I know, I appreciate the compliment, but...
23:55What?
23:57No.
23:59It's nothing.
24:01Go, go, go.
24:03Go if you have work to do.
24:05You'll feel bad.
24:07We'll manage.
24:09Girls!
24:11It will be solved.
24:13What do you mean?
24:15I'll take you out tomorrow night.
24:17Seriously?
24:19Romantic, disgusting, disappointed in love.
24:21Good.
24:23It's perfect.
24:25It sounds great.
24:31That's it, that's it.
24:33Let it go.
24:35Let it go, let it go.
24:37I'll stay here.
24:39What are you waiting for?
24:41Let's go.
24:43I was thinking
24:45that this plum is very good.
24:47Yes, did you like it?
24:49Do you have a little more?
24:51We'll fix the problem.
24:53Your aunt will bring it right away.
24:57Thank you very much.
24:59Of course.
25:01Guys.
25:03Be careful, be careful.
25:05I sent her Tibi's picture
25:07It's 100% original.
25:09It's good, it's good, it's good.
25:11So.
25:13How do we get the dead out of the house?
25:15Let's distract her somehow.
25:17Correct, that's how it should be.
25:19Ok, but how?
25:21I'll set fire to the house.
25:23Are you crazy?
25:25My house is attached to her house.
25:27Set fire to all the houses.
25:29Do you want Cristina to burn?
25:31Do you have a better idea?
25:33I think one of us will have to sacrifice
25:35and distract her attention.
25:37In what sense?
25:39In that sense.
25:41Yes.
25:43There is no such thing.
25:45I'm sorry.
25:47I have a sensitive stomach.
25:49You know.
25:51I can't do it.
25:53It's good not to rely on you.
25:55How not to rely on you?
25:57You have developed principles overnight.
25:59I can't do it.
26:01Johnny, man.
26:03My stomach is much too strong.
26:05Believe me a little.
26:07It can't handle it.
26:09It will surely degenerate.
26:11Come on.
26:13Let's move on.
26:15The four of us,
26:17I think the most suitable
26:19would be you, Emile.
26:21Me?
26:23Do you know the right language of widows?
26:25Yes, I do.
26:27Listen to me.
26:29I don't want to.
26:31Come on, man.
26:33I don't want to.
26:35It's up to you.
26:37It's not up to me.
26:39Come on, man.
26:41Come on, Emile.
26:43Come on, Emile.
26:45Come on, man.
26:47I'm done.
26:49Sing, man.
26:51What should I do?
26:53I don't know.
26:55I'll sacrifice myself.
26:57I'll go talk to her about weddings,
26:59so she can visit me.
27:01Do you know how to do it?
27:03Yes.
27:05Let's go.
27:15What are you doing, man?
27:17What are you doing there?
27:25What are you looking for?
27:27What are you looking for?
27:29What are you looking for?
27:31Put him in his place.
27:33Put him in his place.
27:35What are you doing, Flavius?
27:37Mom!
27:39What's wrong with you?
27:41I thought it was Emile.
27:43I thought it was Emile.
27:45Cristina!
27:47Cristina, wait.
27:49It's not what it looks like.
27:51Cristina, wait.
27:53Wait, I'll explain.
27:55Please, leave me alone.
27:57What happened, ma'am?
27:59I ruined Flavius's life.
28:01More than you ruined his life.
28:03More than you ruined his life.
28:05Come on, please.
28:07Come on.
28:09Get out.
28:11Hurry up.
28:13Hello.
28:15Are you going to sleep now?
28:21Ouch!
28:23Wait.
28:25Wait.
28:27What's wrong with you, Flavius?
28:29It's nothing.
28:31It's not what it looks like.
28:33First of all, it was a joke.
28:35A joke?
28:37It's not my fault.
28:39Are you going to make a joke out of it?
28:41I knew you had the same standards as Angelica.
28:43But this?
28:45It's not a joke.
28:47I don't want to hear it.
28:49I don't want to hear it.
28:51I don't want to hear it.
28:53What are you going to tell me?
28:55That you wanted to make a salad and you didn't have parsley?
28:57No, it was a mistake.
28:59Emil was supposed to come into the room.
29:01The light was on and Tzabioica thought it was Emil.
29:03What are you looking for?
29:05What are you all looking for?
29:07The idea is that Tzabioica keeps her husband's bag in a very expensive bag.
29:09She doesn't know it's expensive
29:11and we boys wanted to use it.
29:13What?
29:15But it's really expensive.
29:17Are you crazy?
29:19Yes.
29:21Oh my God.
29:27I'll sleep on the couch.
29:39Let's relax a bit.
29:47Wow.
29:49This is the one.
29:51This is the one.
29:55Oh my God.
29:57Look how he took it.
29:59He took it so slowly.
30:01Oh my God.
30:03I want one of them to take me and
30:05twist me on all sides
30:07and do this to me.
30:11What's wrong?
30:13Why are you upset?
30:15I didn't forget you.
30:17What, Johnny?
30:19Yes.
30:21Again?
30:23I didn't forget you.
30:25I was with you.
30:27I didn't forget you.
30:29I didn't forget you.
30:31I didn't forget you.
30:33You didn't forget me.
30:35Do you think so?
30:37I guarantee you
30:39that right now you're somewhere
30:41and you're preparing the best surprise
30:43ever.
30:45It's better.
30:47Leave me alone.
30:49You're still mad at me.
30:51No, Flavius.
30:53You're not that mad anymore, are you?
30:55Look at me.
30:57I promise I'll never cheat on you.
30:59Do you believe me?
31:01Yes, of course.
31:03What's all this?
31:05Presents, Flavius.
31:07You hit him on the nose
31:09and he took the presents.
31:11No, no, no.
31:13I had to buy him a gift from Tibi
31:15and he took my wallet.
31:17Wow, wow, wow!
31:19A lot, right?
31:21A lot?
31:23Yes, the problem is that
31:25we have a huge discovery on the card.
31:27How huge?
31:29A little huge.
31:31We have to put the money back.
31:33I know how to make money,
31:35but you have to help me.
31:37Help you?
31:39Yes.
32:09Oh, my God.
32:39I'm sorry.
33:03I'm sorry.
33:05Let me hear you.
33:07A little misunderstanding.
33:09I thought I could trust you.
33:11Can you?
33:13I can't.
33:15I'm sorry.
33:17I'll do anything.
33:19Anything?
33:21A tooth for a tooth.
33:23Can I give you a tooth?
33:25No.
33:27You can give it to your husband.
33:29My husband?
33:31Yes, your husband.
33:33My husband?
33:35Yes.
33:47Let's eat.
33:51It's healthy.
33:53It would be nice to share it with a beautiful blonde like you.
33:55Come on, I almost forgave you.
33:57Almost?
33:59Come on.
34:01I can't see.
34:05What's wrong?
34:15Are you crazy?
34:17You said you wanted men?
34:19I brought you men.
34:21I thought you were stupid.
34:23What are you talking about?
34:25I don't know.
34:27Except for that Virginia guy,
34:29they're all stupid.
34:31Stupid?
34:33I mean, we went out together to the restaurant and they left separately.
34:39They took their money and their money with us.
34:44I told you. Romantic, incurable, crazy in love.
34:48The Facebook group.
34:49Get out. Get out right now.
34:51All of you, get out of the kitchen. It's fresh.
34:53What is it?
34:54I mean, I don't know her.
34:55I'm asking because I have money.
34:57Oh my God.
34:59Say something.
35:01I have no money.
35:05Gentlemen.
35:07I'm sorry to announce that the event is cancelled.
35:10There was a problem.
35:13An unpleasant and unforeseen event that we could not predict.
35:17So, please...
35:19We're evacuating urgently.
35:21Easy, easy, but we're in a hurry.
35:25Thank you for your understanding.
35:27Mr. Vishniu?
35:28Mr. Vishniu?
35:31Can you talk a little bit more?
35:34Look how pretty she is.
35:37I think you can buy her a car as a gift from Tibi.
35:40I'm buying her a car from Tibi. I'm buying her a car. It's worth it.
35:43You're buying me a car.
35:45And you. I'm buying you a new car.
35:47Good.
35:48For washing dishes.
35:50And better.
35:51Come on, knock, knock.
35:52Knock.
35:53Knock, knock.
35:55Hide that.
36:02Johnny!
36:03Hello!
36:04How are you?
36:06Fine.
36:07Where's the dead man?
36:08He's looking for you, Johnny.
36:10Not this dead man. The real one.
36:12What are you talking about?
36:14What are you talking about?
36:15What are you talking about?
36:16You think I don't know what you're up to?
36:18What? How do you know?
36:20I know, Cristina, because I was there.
36:22Where?
36:23Under the bed.
36:24Under the bed? At Sibiueca?
36:26Yes, but I wasn't there for...
36:27Oh, you were there for...
36:30Fine, what do you want?
36:32It's very simple. Let's split the money in three.
36:35Hey, friends.
36:37I was just passing by and I heard the word money.
36:42And I'd like to ask, what does this term refer to?
36:47Does it refer to that urn?
36:50No.
36:52Aha, aha.
36:53Thank you. I was just asking.
36:55But under that napkin, what could it be?
36:59Could it be an urn?
37:00Really, Flavius?
37:02You put a napkin over it?
37:04I wouldn't have noticed.
37:06Fine, then we'll split the money in four.
37:10I'm afraid we have to split it in five.
37:12Why?
37:13Because we have to tell Mario.
37:15Because without him, we can't sell that urn.
37:18Oh, you're so poor.
37:20I'm going to the car to see if I can get some of those presents back.
37:27Okay.
37:31Yes.
37:33Okay.
37:35Good.
37:36That's what we'll do.
37:37Perfect.
37:43What?
37:44What?
37:45What did Gikito say?
37:47He said it's settled.
37:49He just needs to give us the address of a place where we can meet.
37:53But do we all have to go?
37:56I mean, I wouldn't...
37:58Come on.
37:59Emil, we're all in this together.
38:01We'll go all the way.
38:03Okay.
38:09Are you sure you're okay with this man who wants to buy Gikito's urn?
38:15Emil, I've told you a hundred times
38:18I've talked to him in person.
38:20It's settled.
38:22Don't you get it?
38:23That's why I'm afraid.
38:24Because you've talked to him in person.
38:26Oh, so I don't trust you?
38:28I don't know what I said.
38:30Calm down.
38:31You're getting on my nerves.
38:32Emil, it's not a big deal.
38:33A man comes, he gives a lot.
38:34I took the money and that's it.
38:36It's too public.
38:37That's why I don't like it here.
38:38There are too many people.
38:39It's too public.
38:40Emil, don't you get it?
38:41That's the idea.
38:42The more public, the better.
38:43Do you want us to have problems?
38:45Well, if the police shows up, I'm not a problem.
38:47Leave me alone with the police.
38:49What's wrong with the police?
38:53I don't like this at all.
38:55I don't like this at all.
38:59Calm down.
39:01What are you doing?
39:03I'll put it in your mouth.
39:05Is he Pin?
39:07Yes, he is.
39:08He's Molid.
39:09You say he's Molid?
39:10Yes, that's what I wanted to say.
39:11I've seen him in the park.
39:13He looks good.
39:14He would go to you.
39:15I'm sure of it.
39:16The police is here.
39:17Do you live here?
39:18Yes, mom.
39:19It's perfect.
39:20But the law is not just that.
39:21It's what it should be.
39:26No, wait.
39:27Wait.
39:28Wait.
39:29Let the police scare him.
39:30Police!
39:31Open the door!
39:32Open the door!
39:33Open the door!
39:34Wait!
39:35Wait!
39:36I surrender!
39:37I surrender!
39:38What?
39:39What?
39:40What?
39:41What?
39:42What?
39:43What?
39:44What?
39:45What's going on?
39:46The police is here.
39:47Look!
39:48Where's he?
39:49I don't know!
39:50Where's the bag?
39:51I was afraid, so I threw it in the toilet.
39:52Did you do it?
39:53Are you an idiot?
39:54Who did it?
39:55It's Niluc.
39:56What do we do?
39:57Do it yourself.
40:08What are you doing here?
40:09Why are you here?
40:11I came to...
40:12I came to…
40:13Come back in a few days, Ana. I'll give you some money if you want.
40:15No, mom, that's not why I came.
40:17Why not? So we can see how much money you have on your wallet?
40:19Bravo! Congratulations! What can I say?
40:21No, no, no, that's not why I came.
40:23But, why did you come?
40:24Congratulations! You bought the most expensive gift anyway.
40:26I hope you were joking when you said Flavius won't give me my monthly pension.
40:31No, mom, I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you.
40:33Can you tell me why you came?
40:35Yes, I came…
40:37I came to apologize.
40:39I'm sorry, I got carried away.
40:41You got carried away!
40:43You know what I'm saying?
40:45No, no, that's because I didn't have much.
40:47I mean, I did credit, girls.
40:49And I already took some of the gifts back to the store.
40:54Bravo, poor thing!
40:56Yes, but you know I kept some gifts for David, Luca and Zuza.
41:02But they are symbolic.
41:04Symbolic, I mean, here.
41:06Yes, I also took some.
41:08But even more symbolic.
41:11Yes, no, I'm very grateful to you, girls,
41:13but I hope these symbolic gifts also have that symbol on them,
41:16because otherwise I'm really in vain.
41:18No, no, mine is small, it's not…
41:20You said you wanted symbolic.
41:22No, no, stop, stop!
41:24What gift are you taking?
41:26I took…
41:27Luca, I'm so angry now!
41:28Wait, don't be angry.
41:29But you said I should take something…
41:31I don't believe you.
41:32Come on, I'm in a hurry.
41:33No, wait.
41:38I'm sorry.
41:42Where's the celebration, Tibi?
41:48Close your eyes.
41:49Is it closed?
41:51Happy birthday!
41:53I hope you like it.
41:56What's this?
41:58What do you mean, a rocket? Didn't you want a rocket?
42:02Wait a minute, I don't understand.
42:03Don't you like the color? Do you want me to get you another color?
42:05What do you mean?
42:06Johnny, when I told you about the rocket,
42:08I meant that you don't have a rocket in this world.
42:12What do you mean?
42:14You're going to space, Johnny.
42:15Rocket, rocket.
42:18Hey, do we have a cake?
42:20Do we have a cake for this celebration?
42:22We do, we do.
42:23Well, let's bring the cake to the boy,
42:24so he can sing happy birthday!
42:25Let's go!
42:27Happy birthday to you!
42:29Happy birthday to you!
42:31Happy birthday to you!
42:35Happy birthday to you!
42:38Happy birthday to you!
42:42Tobi!
42:44Tobi!
42:46Happy birthday to you!
43:05Oh, hi!
43:07Come in!
43:09Good evening!
43:11Good evening!
43:17Look at this!
43:19What are you doing here?
43:21You shouldn't be here.
43:23That job was perfect.
43:25Why did you come?
43:27I didn't come for the job.
43:29Why did you come?
43:31I was sent to tell you about a disaster.
43:33What disaster?
43:37There was an accident.
43:39You know, Flavius promised
43:41that he will give you back
43:43the urn.
43:45Yes, yes, yes. I understood
43:47why he left it there.
43:49The urn was lost.
43:51I lost it.
43:53That's why they sent me to tell you.
43:55You lost it on the road?
43:57Yes.
43:59How?
44:03Do you really want to know?
44:05Yes.
44:07Are you sure?
44:09Of course!
44:11It fell into a public toilet.
44:15I'm so sorry.
44:17I'm so sorry.
44:19I'm so sorry.
44:21I mean,
44:23it happens in this life,
44:25it happens in the next life.
44:33I'm sorry.
44:35Ma'am,
44:37are you upset?
44:41It's ok, ma'am.
44:45I'm so sorry.
44:47It's ok.
44:55You see, you owe me.
45:03What do you mean,
45:05I owe you?
45:13Come on, I was just kidding.
45:15I also want to use this toilet.
45:17That's why I need a man in my house.
45:19Come on!
45:21Of course, ma'am.
45:23I'm your neighbor.
45:25The command center
45:27to Saturn 5.
45:29You have a green light to start the engines.
45:31The command center,
45:33we're begging you,
45:35give us 5 minutes to get ready.
45:37I'm the commander?
45:39Who else?
45:41You're Dita, the commander.
45:43Be our commander!
45:49The command center,
45:51we can leave in 3 minutes.
45:53I promise.
45:55Are we ready in 3 minutes?
45:57Stay there, I have another surprise.
45:59It's a spaceship
46:01brought from NASA.
46:03So it's not from China,
46:05it's not made in China.
46:07Do you hear me?
46:09We'll be happy later.
46:11Get ready.
46:13We can take off in 2 minutes.
46:15Come on, hurry up.
46:17Throw yourself here.
46:19Come on, Tibi.
46:23Not with your head,
46:25with your feet.
46:27Just like me.
46:33Wow!
46:35I think it's taking off.
46:43My pleasure.
46:49Please forgive me.
46:51Only this time.
46:53Do you want to watch tennis later?
46:55Maybe.
46:57Tibi,
46:59sir,
47:01forgive me,
47:03I think we're running out of oxygen.
47:05We have to put on our helmets.
47:07It's taking off.
47:09Hurry up.
47:13Wow!
47:17Wow!
47:19You're cool.
47:21You're cool.
47:23Cool. Really cool.
47:29I'm going on vacation
47:31with someone else.
47:33And this someone else,
47:35what's his name?
47:37Petronel.
47:39We're going to collaborate
47:41with a psychologist
47:43specializing in children's problems.
47:45Our children are very good,
47:47very healthy.
47:49Let's not keep him waiting.
47:51Eugenia, our new psychologist.
47:53I have some dark thoughts
47:55and I'd like to talk to someone.
47:57Wow!
48:01Is sex normal?
48:03I understand.
48:05I understand.
48:07This is a beautiful new hair.
48:09Get out of here.
48:11What did you say?
48:13I don't give a shit.
48:15What's wrong with him?
48:17I'm serious.
48:19How much does it cost me to get rid of you?
48:21Why are you so insensitive?
48:23You're in my treatment hours.
48:25Did you tell her you're single?
48:27Do you know she's single?
48:29I'm in a relationship with a girl.
48:31It's like a surgery.
48:33It's like a...
48:35a tumor.
48:37You can't go hunting with a gun.
48:39Come on, dad.
48:41One.
48:43Two.
48:45Close your eyes and believe me,
48:47everything will be over in a second.
48:49I can't.
48:51Come on, I have work to do.
48:53Lili is in a medical emergency.
48:55If you don't come with me now,
48:57the sperm is your biggest problem.
48:59What do you mean?
49:01You'll pee and you'll fart.
49:03Out of pleasure?
49:05No, out of pain.
49:07We have to move.
49:09We have to move.
49:11Let's do it.
49:13I'm sorry.
49:15I'm sorry.
49:17I'm sorry.
49:19I'm sorry.
49:21I'm sorry.
49:23I'm sorry.
49:25I'm sorry.
49:27I'm sorry.
49:29I'm sorry.
49:31I'm sorry.
49:33I'm sorry.
49:35I'm sorry.
49:37I'm sorry.
49:39I'm sorry.
49:41I'm sorry.
49:43I'm sorry.
49:45I'm sorry.
49:47I'm sorry.
49:49I'm sorry.
49:51I'm sorry.
49:53I'm sorry.
49:55I'm sorry.
49:57I'm sorry.
49:59I'm sorry.
50:01I'm sorry.
50:03I'm sorry.
50:05I'm sorry.
50:07I'm sorry.
50:09I'm sorry.