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00:00Lady Popa. It wasn't a poker game. It was 10. Juv. Lady Popa. As.
00:08We broke our balls.
00:09Royal ball.
00:11Royal, man! Royal!
00:12Royal.
00:15Cristina, Angelica.
00:16What are you doing, Flavius?
00:17Good.
00:18Are you out of your mind? Today is my 4th anniversary.
00:21Yeah, and 4 years since you gave me the shoes.
00:24How can you forget your birthday like that?
00:26At home, you don't play anymore.
00:27You're both stupid and poor.
00:29Cristina, I'll do it at home.
00:31Cristina!
00:33Royal ball.
00:34Royal.
00:35Royal.
00:37It's our chance to become millionaires.
00:39We'll take it nicely and put it on a table with some sticks.
00:41Without it, I can't breathe.
00:46Life is empty without it.
00:51Boy, do you want to win it back?
00:53Of course I do. Why wouldn't I?
00:54What's wrong with you?
00:55Then put some effort into it.
00:56Learn that dance with Dirty Dancing.
00:59Are you ready?
01:00I'm ready, but are you ready?
01:02I was born ready.
01:03See, I'm coming.
01:04Come on!
01:05I'm coming!
01:08Royal ball.
01:10It's a ball.
01:14This is a royal ball.
01:15No, it's not.
01:25Well done, Dad!
01:30Well done, Dad!
01:35Well done, Dad!
01:50What? Are you ready?
01:51Did you give it your all?
01:52What?
01:53Your singing.
01:54I even got a cramp.
01:55Oh, come on!
01:56I'm happy once in a lifetime.
01:59This happens every four years.
02:01Do you realize that?
02:02No, I don't realize that.
02:03I've never been a millionaire.
02:05Yes, but you're with Mario.
02:06And when you're with Mario, I'm sorry for you,
02:08but Flavius wants to prepare a surprise for me.
02:10How do you know?
02:11I can feel it.
02:12I can feel it.
02:13I saw him.
02:14He's blinking his eyes.
02:15He's acting mysterious.
02:16Whenever he does that, he's hiding something from me.
02:18He wants to steal my account,
02:20to buy a tractor,
02:21to have an apple tree,
02:22to...
02:23No, no.
02:24I can't feel that he's mysterious.
02:25I think he wants to take me to a restaurant.
02:27Expensive.
02:28That's how I feel.
02:44We have chips.
02:48Cudu, Iumu.
02:51We have books.
02:52Two couples.
02:54I'll make history with you today.
03:09God, if only he could understand
03:12that I had an emergency at the office
03:15and I'm very tired.
03:16Let's take a walk around the house.
03:18It's very nice here.
03:19Come on.
03:20What emergency?
03:21I had an emergency, Dad.
03:22The only black-haired American kid
03:24in the zoo got depressed.
03:26What can I do?
03:27That's it.
03:28Why did you get depressed?
03:29Because, I don't know,
03:30it's a sin of disappearance.
03:31I don't know.
03:32And what if I got depressed?
03:34You don't have to get depressed
03:36because Dad will take you to two movies tomorrow.
03:39That's right.
03:40I'll take you to three movies tomorrow.
03:42But tomorrow.
03:43I can't today, believe me.
03:44I don't feel well.
03:45I'm tired.
03:46I understand.
03:47But if I were a panda bear,
03:49I'd squeeze you and hold you in my arms.
03:51Come on, Dad.
03:52Leave him alone.
03:53He'll throw up
03:54when he sees that tiramisu in the fridge.
03:58Why are your eyes so dark?
03:59You're scaring me.
04:00What's wrong?
04:01I had to be mysterious with Cristina
04:02so she wouldn't notice I'm leaving.
04:04And I'm still in this mysterious state.
04:05Where are you going?
04:07Where am I going?
04:08I mean...
04:09We're going to play poker.
04:10Where?
04:11At Johnny's.
04:15I'm glad you're here, Mom.
04:17What is it?
04:18Help me with the math problem.
04:19What is it?
04:20Two dads and two daughters
04:22discover three rooms
04:24during a trip in the woods.
04:26Each of them
04:28returns to one of the rooms.
04:35Extraordinary.
04:36What do you mean?
04:37I can't believe it.
04:38That's what the problem is.
04:39So, what do I say?
04:40The problem?
04:42Yes.
04:43Right away.
04:44Mario!
04:45What?
04:46Come on!
04:48Mario!
04:51Come here, please.
04:52Solve your son's math problem.
04:55I'm going to take a shower.
04:56The problem?
04:59Of course, Dad.
05:00He's an expert in math.
05:02He knows I'm making a combination
05:03of two T-shirts with two pairs of jeans.
05:05How much?
05:06A lot of money.
05:07So, tell me.
05:08What's the combination?
05:09Two dads and two daughters
05:12discover three rooms
05:14during a trip in the woods.
05:16Each of them
05:18returns to one of the rooms.
05:21How?
05:23How?
05:24Three rooms with four...
05:28Wait.
05:29One is...
05:30One dad is an idiot.
05:32He plays dead
05:33and doesn't get anything.
05:34Oh, come on!
05:35He doesn't even know how to solve a second grade problem.
05:38I don't know how to solve a problem?
05:40It's like this.
05:41He'll solve it if I don't know how.
05:43I'll call your math teacher
05:45and tell him I sold him last week
05:47three bags at a price of four.
05:49He doesn't know how to solve it.
05:51I'll solve it right away.
05:58He's not answering or he hung up.
06:01Or he gave you a block
06:03because you sold him fakes.
06:05I'm done with these idiots.
06:06I'll never do this again.
06:07Put your hand on the chalkboard.
06:09I don't know where you are.
06:10So,
06:11I'll take you to the bathroom
06:13and I'll solve it later.
06:15And the problem is not solved?
06:18What do we say in the family?
06:20Birth and urination?
06:22I can't stand the urination.
06:24Exactly.
06:25I guess he doesn't know because he's a smart boy.
06:39A few days later
06:58Why are you always around me?
07:00I wanted to call you
07:01not to forget about a series or something.
07:03I don't think so.
07:04Are you bored?
07:06Totally.
07:07Let's do a tiktok.
07:09I don't have a brain.
07:14Rebecca left?
07:15Really, are you deaf?
07:17Ah.
07:18Can you introduce me to her?
07:20Rebecca is not your nose.
07:21You stay on the beach with everyone
07:22and you look unpretentious.
07:24But I really think I'm very presentable.
07:27Rebecca is like Fitsos, not like Amarasteanu.
07:38So, did Mario solve your problem?
07:41He said he's going to the bathroom to think.
07:44But I think that
07:45he went to the bathroom
07:47and fell asleep on the toilet.
07:49Yes, which toilet?
07:50He's not at the toilet
07:51because I left the shower.
07:52That's it.
07:53He probably ran away
07:54because he's the only one who knows how to do it.
07:56I'll get him when it's not enough.
07:58Just like my dad.
07:59Oh, come on.
08:00Yes.
08:01Come on.
08:02I know who will solve our problem.
08:03So, EmiluΕ£,
08:04believe me,
08:06one of them was full of ladies
08:08and the other one was full of toys.
08:10Yes.
08:11She's a ballerina,
08:12you know what I mean?
08:13Ballerina.
08:14What can I say?
08:15I took them all off.
08:16I'm serious.
08:19What?
08:20No one believes you
08:21because you beat someone at poker.
08:23Yes, because you can say
08:24that you also beat some ballerinas.
08:26You took them all off.
08:27You're crazy.
08:28Maybe the face helps.
08:29Yes, I don't believe you.
08:30Speaking of faces,
08:31do you believe us?
08:32You have the face of a nail clipper.
08:34Nails?
08:35Nails?
08:36I don't know what to say.
08:38I'm envious.
08:39And I believe you.
08:40Well, guys,
08:41let's get back to the game.
08:42What cards do I have?
08:44I don't want to brag,
08:45but I think you're going to be my slaves today.
08:49Hey, man,
08:50did you forget last year
08:52when you lost all your money
08:53from Cristina's fight?
08:54What was the anniversary?
08:55Castori's anniversary.
08:56Did you forget?
08:57Did you come with your...
08:58What was it?
08:59It was.
09:00The king died.
09:01Long live the king.
09:02Long live the king.
09:03So I came with a mop,
09:04and they were crying like...
09:05I don't know.
09:06But, listen,
09:07I would say...
09:08Let's see.
09:11Bo!
09:12Bo!
09:13I don't have much to do now.
09:14Yeah.
09:15And that's why...
09:18I'm Olin.
09:19What can I say?
09:20If...
09:21What's wrong, Olin?
09:22You put all the money in...
09:23Let's put it all in Olin.
09:24Let's put it all in Olin.
09:25Let's put it all in Olin.
09:26Let's put it all in Olin.
09:27Let's put it all in Olin.
09:28Let's put it all in Olin.
09:29Let's put it all in Olin.
09:30I have two ladies.
09:31But, look,
09:32only one
09:33came in here.
09:34In the middle,
09:35she made a bow.
09:36A bow?
09:37Wow,
09:38that's cool.
09:39It was until you decided.
09:42Bam!
09:43I also had three mops,
09:44but what do you think?
09:45With this mop,
09:46now I have a lot of mops.
09:47Bam!
09:48A lot.
09:49What can you have?
09:50I don't think so.
09:51Be careful here.
09:52A couple of mops came in.
09:54Well, and then?
09:55Do you understand?
09:56But,
09:57look how it's done,
09:58like a couple of mops came in.
10:01No way.
10:03I'm sorry, guys.
10:05Wait, wait,
10:06for me I have this,
10:08I have Lady Popa.
10:09Wasn't it a thing in poker?
10:1110, 10. Lady Popa.
10:13Yes?
10:15She stole the mops.
10:18What?
10:19She didn't have it.
10:20Wasn't it a thing?
10:21Take the money and don't come late again.
10:23Does it win?
10:24Yes, yes.
10:25It's legal.
10:27Take the money.
10:28Don't get angry.
10:29Look, I don't want any money. I want an order.
10:34Like in the bar. You want an order?
10:36I'll take it.
10:37You want an order?
10:38Yes, tell me.
10:39I want you to make me animals.
10:41What animals?
10:42You, a chicken. No, you, a chicken.
10:47You, a turkey. And you, what do you want? A rat.
10:50Do you want a rat?
10:51Yes.
10:52Make me animals.
10:53All at once?
10:54No, one at a time.
10:55Should I start?
10:56One, two, three, go.
11:04This rat is nervous.
11:05It's because it lost its tail.
11:09Wait, wait, don't let it run away.
11:12Incredible.
11:21Happy birthday, darling.
11:23It's so nice to go to my room.
11:27And? What occasion is it for us?
11:29Flavius sent me to bring Nina home.
11:32No, Flavius is preparing a surprise for me.
11:34Yes, a very big surprise.
11:36Flavius is playing poker with the boys at Johnny's house.
11:39It's weird. It's weird that it's our birthday and you're lying.
11:42No, darling, I found out from Sica.
11:44All morning he was upset because he wasn't invited to play poker.
11:48No, I don't believe it. I'll kill him.
11:50I'll kill him. I'll break his neck if I ruin his birthday.
11:52It's impossible.
11:54I'll kill him.
11:55Yes.
11:56I'll help you.
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12:31What are you doing, man?
12:34It has to be a trick.
12:36What trick, man? What trick?
12:38There are two cats and two dogs.
12:40They are in the forest.
12:42There are three bags and each one is divided exactly by one.
12:46So, what's the answer?
12:48So, two for two cats, four people, three bags.
12:53I know.
12:55So, one bag is bigger than the other two
12:58and that's how it's divided equally.
13:00Can't you hear that it's divided exactly?
13:02Exactly is exactly. It's not half and exactly.
13:05There's no way.
13:06Come on, I called you for nothing.
13:07Well, there's no way.
13:08Come on, I'm getting mad. Please.
13:09You have no chance with these two, right?
13:12I know, but I thought they would get along.
13:14No, they don't.
13:18A royal feast.
13:20You're kidding.
13:21Royal, man, royal.
13:22Royal.
13:23There's no point in playing anymore.
13:25What?
13:26There's no point in playing anymore.
13:27What's the point?
13:28Wait, it's 5 p.m.
13:30And he thinks he's feeding me because I'm staring at him.
13:33Add some genuflections.
13:35What's that?
13:36Genuflections.
13:38Up, down, up, down.
13:40My head...
13:43No, it's something...
13:44No, man, no, you can't have such a big cock.
13:46You can't have such a big cock.
13:49Or...
13:50There's another explanation.
13:52It's possible that when you were a kid, Emilius...
13:54Tell me, Emilius.
13:55Did your mom keep you in a cage like that, or did she keep you in a cage like that?
13:59I don't understand where you want to get with this explanation.
14:01No, no, no, better.
14:02Admit that you were still tasting that food, naturally.
14:04Because you have nothing.
14:05What was I doing?
14:06There's no other way.
14:07You were still tasting that food.
14:08Or no, you have another option.
14:10When you were a kid, didn't you have a toilet in the back of your class?
14:13Yes, I did.
14:14And you had a wooden thing and a hole there?
14:16Yes, I did.
14:17And you didn't fall into the toilet?
14:18No.
14:19Did you stay there?
14:20Yes, I did.
14:21Is that what happened?
14:22Of course.
14:23You can't have such a big cock.
14:24It doesn't exist.
14:25It doesn't exist.
14:26Enough, enough.
14:27A little bit, Giuni.
14:28I did it, I did it.
14:29Are you crazy?
14:30Cristina, Angelica?
14:31What are you doing, Flavius?
14:32Fine.
14:34What day is it?
14:36Did you forget?
14:37No, it's really...
14:38It's not Sunday?
14:39So I can't believe it.
14:40Are you out of your mind?
14:41Today is the 4th year of elementary school.
14:43Yes, and the 4th year since you gave me the shoes.
14:45How can you forget such a birthday?
14:47Ugly.
14:48No, no, but I didn't forget.
14:49No, you didn't.
14:50No, literally.
14:51I was sitting here with the guys and we were planning how to come secretly
14:53what to do for our birthday and...
14:55Come on, you planned it in secret.
14:56Unbelievable.
14:57Yes, tell me.
14:58No, I mean, I...
14:59Come on, Giuni, tell me.
15:00He came with me.
15:01I'll tell you the secret now.
15:02I told him to bring some lute players to sing under the balcony.
15:04No, no, I'm telling you that he's been asking me for two months now to make him some
15:08tiles from Taiwan.
15:09Did you bring them from Taiwan?
15:10Yes, from...
15:11From...
15:12From...
15:13From Dematase, 220x240.
15:14And they came just today.
15:16For your wedding anniversary, and I prepared five royal balls.
15:22Royal balls!
15:23You destroyed us!
15:24Royal balls!
15:25Royal balls!
15:26Royal balls!
15:27Come on, what do you want?
15:28Do you want us to lie to you?
15:29We can't lie to you.
15:30You can see from here that we're playing poker.
15:31What's wrong with you?
15:32Yes, I can see that you're playing poker.
15:33Very nice, very nice.
15:34Are you going to take this defense again?
15:36I don't know.
15:37Don't believe him, man.
15:38Leave me alone, I'll handle it myself.
15:39Yes, I can see that you're handling it like you forgot about this anniversary.
15:42I didn't forget.
15:43Come on, don't suffer more than me.
15:44Go to the table and let's...
15:45Let's ruin the day.
15:46The game.
15:47Come on.
15:48What?
15:49What did you say?
15:50From where to where?
15:51On the cards.
15:52Who?
15:53Who?
15:54Me?
15:55Yes, you.
15:56As usual.
15:57Radical from 3x4 to the power of 4x3 leads us to...
15:59I know.
16:00I got it.
16:01What did you get?
16:02Tell me, what's the result?
16:03I got it.
16:04David can say that Mario took Gheos Danu.
16:07It's better that he sold him.
16:09Calm down.
16:10We don't want to hear it anymore.
16:12So...
16:13The man initially tells us that the forest was full of bees
16:17and that it was raining outside.
16:19And that it's going to start raining soon.
16:21Right?
16:22Come on, let's go.
16:25Extraordinary.
16:26Come on, let's go.
16:27Don't drink so much juice.
16:29Thank Ramona.
16:30You're welcome.
16:33Aren't you going to make me a hot chocolate?
16:36So, if I knew that math was so important...
16:39You'd learn it.
16:40Yes.
16:42So?
16:44Fine, make me a hot chocolate.
16:46Whipped cream?
16:47Well...
16:48I'll put 10,000 more.
16:50Is anyone else coming with me on this trip?
16:53Pass.
16:54Fold.
16:55Pass.
16:56Pass.
16:57I don't pass because...
17:01Oli...
17:02Opa...
17:03And I'm leaving.
17:04I'm going with you.
17:05But where did you get all this money from?
17:08I got used to it last year.
17:10I spent it on my birthday.
17:13And then what?
17:14It's not true.
17:15I saved up because last week, what do you think,
17:17I sold 7 or 8 baskets of pistachios
17:21and about 3 pumpkins.
17:22I love playing poker with you.
17:25I feel so good.
17:26Cheers!
17:28Pay attention here,
17:29to see the hand of gold.
17:30It is.
17:31Ladies and gentlemen.
17:32It is.
17:34The ace of spades!
17:36Yes!
17:37Good night!
17:39It's clear that you truly love each other.
17:42Yes, I'm crazy.
17:43You are, you are,
17:44it's yours,
17:45but it's on vacation today,
17:47because...
17:48Chinta...
17:49Gifts.
17:50No!
17:51No!
17:52No!
17:53No!
17:54You have to vote this time on the phone,
17:56when you celebrate with the boys.
17:57You don't play at home anymore.
17:59You are both stupid and poor.
18:00Wait, Cristina, wait, I'll come.
18:02I'll do it at home.
18:03Cristina!
18:08What a mess you have here, did you notice?
18:10Yes, it's not...
18:11even in the parameters.
18:13Cristina, wait!
18:14No!
18:15Wait!
18:16What do you want, no?
18:17Wait, why are you reacting like that?
18:18Leave me alone.
18:19Stay here,
18:20I prepared you,
18:21but I'm not ready with all the details.
18:23I swear.
18:24I swear.
18:25Don't you feel sorry to see it?
18:27Yes, yes, yes.
18:28I think I've seen enough.
18:29So, Flavius,
18:30if you ever want me to look at you again,
18:32you have to tell me now
18:33what surprise you wanted to prepare for me.
18:35Now, now?
18:36No, tomorrow.
18:37Now, now.
18:38Yes.
18:39But I can't tell you right now,
18:41because it wouldn't be a surprise anymore.
18:43Yes, yes,
18:44you'll like what I prepared for you.
18:47So, it'll be fine.
18:50I think I've been very patient with you, Flavius.
18:53Get out of the car.
18:55Now, now?
18:57No, Flavius, tomorrow.
18:58Tomorrow.
18:59Now!
19:02I swear, I'm leaving, you know.
19:05So,
19:06I'm really leaving.
19:09I can't, it's locked.
19:11Right now.
19:12Yes.
19:19What?
19:24Why don't you get used to the idea
19:26that I have nothing to do with math,
19:28and I have to study hard?
19:31You have a great talent for math.
19:34You're almost a genius.
19:36You're talented.
19:37Seriously,
19:38finish this nonsense.
19:39Fine, I'll finish school.
19:42Although,
19:43at least finish me.
19:45Mom,
19:46are you burning?
19:48You're red like a rag.
19:50You have a fever.
19:51You have a fever, I can't believe it.
19:52No, I don't have anything.
19:54I'm not burning,
19:55I don't feel bad.
19:56You have a very high fever,
19:57you're red like a rag,
19:58and you feel very bad.
19:59That means you have a flu.
20:01You have what flu?
20:02I'll write you a note,
20:03I'll take you to school tomorrow.
20:05Mom,
20:06maybe you have a flu,
20:08and you're burning.
20:10No, you have a flu,
20:11and you're burning,
20:12and you feel very bad
20:13because you don't realize
20:14how bad it is.
20:15Can't you go to school tomorrow
20:17with a fever?
20:19Can't you go to school tomorrow
20:20with a fever
20:21and you feel bad?
20:22You're not a bad kid.
20:23Did you hear me?
20:25Yes.
20:27Maybe you're not normal,
20:29but you're the best mom in the world.
20:33Normal.
20:36It's really fun.
20:38I can't believe it.
20:40Finish it.
20:41What?
20:42I feel good.
20:45Hey,
20:46let's play poker
20:47on the birthday money.
20:48No, this is incredible.
20:49And I put myself in a bad position
20:50compared to Angelica.
20:51Incredible.
20:54Oh, Cristinico, Cristinico.
20:56Of all the men in the world,
20:57how did you choose this one?
21:00Who are Flavius, Cristina and Angelica?
21:03Flavius is Nina's father
21:04and the other two are the wives.
21:06The blonde is Cristina
21:07and there's one more, Angelica.
21:09But why are you getting mad?
21:10Let me explain.
21:11No, no, no.
21:12There's no need, I understand.
21:13Wait, you live with two women at once.
21:15No, you don't understand.
21:16Please.
21:17Nina,
21:18you're a modern family.
21:19For real.
21:20You really are an uber girl.
21:22Yes, I told you.
21:25Why can't I get you, Flavius?
21:27Why can't I get you?
21:29What did you have to do
21:30to play poker on your birthday?
21:32I can't.
21:36You didn't even jump out of your bed
21:38in this house.
21:39How cool.
21:40Selfie?
21:41Of course.
21:46Slap.
21:49I can't believe it.
21:50Come on, you two.
21:51Quinteregal.
21:52Royal.
21:53Royal.
21:55I can't believe it.
21:56I can't take it anymore.
21:57I'm tired of playing this game.
21:58I can't take it anymore.
21:59Quinteregal.
22:00Royal.
22:01Quinteregal.
22:02I don't even know what animals
22:03I'm going to give you to make.
22:04It's good that we didn't play
22:05the undressed ones.
22:06Otherwise, you'd undress us all
22:07to the skin.
22:08I had no idea.
22:09Not with the skin,
22:10with the undressed one.
22:11But I swear,
22:12it's so good.
22:13I had to...
22:14I was full.
22:15You're phenomenal.
22:17No, I'm the phenomenal one.
22:18He's just lucky.
22:19That's all.
22:21Do you know what I think?
22:24I've been thinking
22:25why don't we
22:27take advantage of his luck
22:30and exploit it?
22:32What do you mean?
22:33I don't understand.
22:34What do you mean?
22:35I don't understand the debate.
22:36I mean,
22:38Mr. Quinteregal
22:39from any position,
22:41it's our chance
22:42to become millionaires.
22:44What?
22:45What do you mean?
22:46What do you mean?
22:47What do you mean?
22:48We'll take him nicely
22:49and put him at a table
22:50with some rich guys.
22:51Do you understand?
22:52And we'll get the money.
22:55No.
22:56Why not?
22:57No, because
22:58I really don't know how to play.
22:59I mean,
23:00Johnny is right.
23:01It's the beginner's luck
23:02or the fool's luck.
23:03Come on, Emilu.
23:04And let's calm down
23:05a little bit with this game
23:06because we've been playing
23:07since the morning
23:08and you're not in the mood.
23:09Let's calm down a little bit.
23:10Listen to me a little bit.
23:11Mario is right.
23:12You are
23:13two-legged
23:14lucky.
23:15Exactly.
23:16No, I'm a veterinary doctor
23:17with two legs
23:18and I even have a job
23:19at the office.
23:20I'm so lucky.
23:24Tell me, Nina.
23:26How is it to live
23:27with two moms
23:28and a single man?
23:29It's cool.
23:30You get paid non-stop.
23:31And money.
23:32One day,
23:33another day,
23:34and so on.
23:35And my dad gives me all the time.
23:36But
23:37what does your mom do?
23:38She takes care of
23:40growing stuff
23:41in a greenhouse.
23:43Growing stuff in a greenhouse?
23:45Wow, that's dangerous.
23:47You want us to watch TV shows
23:48when you're actually
23:49living in a hole.
23:50Exactly.
23:51Dad is the biggest mafia,
23:52but he doesn't tell anyone.
23:54I keep my mouth shut.
23:55I swear.
23:56Just let me
23:57receive it too, family.
23:59Well,
24:00you have to check yourself
24:01because
24:02your dad is
24:03all over you
24:04and I don't want you
24:05to give him problems
24:06because he reacts
24:07very hard.
24:08Like Breaking Bad.
24:09Like Breaking Bad.
24:19Get ready, Flavius is looking for you.
24:26Without her
24:28I can't breathe.
24:31Life is empty
24:33without her.
24:36What could I do
24:37to believe again?
24:40I'd give anything
24:41to come back
24:42from the road.
24:45Mom, he's a terrible singer.
24:47Miruna,
24:48please, I'm losing it.
24:51Cristina!
24:52Cristina, wait!
24:53I'm so sorry!
24:54I know I made a mistake.
24:55That's what I'm trying to do,
24:56to fix my mistake.
24:57Please!
24:58Cristina, give me another chance!
24:59Cristina!
25:06Without her
25:08I can't breathe.
25:11Life is empty
25:12without her.
25:15What could I do
25:16to believe again?
25:19I'd give anything
25:20to come back
25:21from the road.
25:24Look how romantic he is,
25:25he fell on his knees.
25:26Cristina, please,
25:27don't leave me like this.
25:29You're a little bad,
25:30I want to talk to you.
25:32I don't want to talk to him.
25:35He doesn't want to talk to you.
25:36Tell him I'm not leaving
25:37until he talks to me.
25:38I don't want him to grow roots.
25:41Come on.
25:43Tell him all I wanted
25:44was to have a romantic,
25:45beautiful evening.
25:48Tell him.
25:50All he wanted
25:51was a beautiful evening.
25:52You'll have a beautiful evening,
25:54I swear.
25:55I swear on the sky,
25:56on the moon, on the stars.
25:57Tell him not to interrupt me.
25:58Don't interrupt me.
26:00That's what I wanted,
26:01to have a beautiful,
26:02romantic evening
26:03in a beautiful place.
26:04In a beautiful place.
26:06So I can realize
26:07why I love him.
26:09Because he loves you.
26:10I love her too,
26:11I swear I love her.
26:12No, no, no.
26:13I didn't say that.
26:14No, no.
26:15I said to realize
26:16why I love him,
26:17with a question mark.
26:18So he loves you
26:19with a question mark.
26:20Fine, fine,
26:21but why with a question mark?
26:23Why with a question mark?
26:24Oh, God.
26:26He left.
26:27Where did he go?
26:29Why did he leave?
26:30Too many question marks.
26:32He left because
26:33he doesn't believe in you anymore.
26:34With exclamation marks.
26:39Because without her
26:42I can't live.
26:44Cristina!
26:47Well, this package
26:48is a new package, right?
26:51I just opened it.
26:52Good.
26:53I just opened it.
26:54I share the books.
26:55Right.
26:56How do you share them?
26:57Yes?
26:58One.
26:59God bless you.
27:01Mine, mine.
27:02Good.
27:03I burn one.
27:04Right.
27:06And one,
27:09two,
27:12three.
27:13Incredible.
27:14I can feel it.
27:15Why?
27:16I can feel it.
27:17Incredible. What do you have?
27:18Let's see.
27:19For me it's nothing.
27:20For me it's one, two.
27:21Inter-royal.
27:22Incredible.
27:23I put it.
27:24This thing scares me.
27:25One, two.
27:26Incredible.
27:27One, two.
27:28So, perfect.
27:29We have the money now.
27:30That's it.
27:31We still have the book.
27:32Not yet.
27:33I came with my books.
27:34I want to make sure he's lucky.
27:35But I just opened a package.
27:37I believe you, but no.
27:38I want it with my package.
27:39Come on.
27:40Let's go.
27:41Drink.
27:42Come on.
27:45You said you were going to the movies today.
27:47What are you waiting for?
27:49I said,
27:50wait,
27:51I said,
27:52but I can't
27:53because I'm tired
27:54and I have some work to do with the guys.
27:56Yesterday he was tired with work,
27:58today he's tired with work
27:59and where am I?
28:00In the last place?
28:01How can you say that?
28:03How can you say you're in the last place?
28:05You're not in the last place,
28:06you're in the first place.
28:08You're in the first place.
28:10But now you should give me money
28:12because if this combination doesn't work out,
28:14I'll buy you 20 malls
28:16and I'll take you to 20 cinemas.
28:18With a private plane.
28:19And we'll go to first class.
28:21To business class.
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28:52Do you know what first class means?
28:54Do you know what I'm talking about?
28:56Are you ready?
28:57Yes.
29:00Come on.
29:03I died of curiosity.
29:04Good.
29:05And...
29:06One.
29:07Two.
29:10Ok.
29:11No, again.
29:12I feel it again.
29:13Look, it fell again.
29:15One.
29:16Incredible.
29:17Incredible.
29:18Come on, come on.
29:20That's it.
29:21It's you, it's me.
29:22Let's do it again.
29:27I tried everything.
29:29I sang until I fell.
29:31I knelt down.
29:32I apologized.
29:33I don't know what else to do.
29:38Fuck, fuck, fuck.
29:39It's cutting.
29:41I don't know.
29:42For example,
29:43you could try to mature
29:45and not spend your birthday money on poker.
29:47What do you think about this?
29:48I clearly realize I made a mistake.
29:50And I want to fix it.
29:52But look,
29:53you're a woman.
29:55What do you want from a woman?
29:56Come on, Dastea.
29:58Love.
30:00Love.
30:01Passion.
30:02Comfort.
30:03Quality.
30:04I don't know.
30:05An expensive table with...
30:06Dastea.
30:07Wait, wait, wait.
30:08All of this costs a lot of money
30:09and I don't have a penny.
30:12Yes.
30:13Exactly.
30:15But look.
30:16You could, for example,
30:17have a beautiful intention.
30:18Because intentions don't even cost money, right?
30:20But look,
30:21intentions are already on the plus side
30:22because I have intentions.
30:23Perfect.
30:24Done.
30:26From simple things.
30:27Yes.
30:28What do you like the most?
30:29What's your favorite movie?
30:30Well, there are more,
30:31but I think this one.
30:32With...
30:33With the one when she comes from the country
30:35and she hits her head on the sea and...
30:37What?
30:38Come on, you don't know.
30:39Forget it.
30:42Tell me,
30:43what's her favorite song?
30:47It's this one.
30:52Yes.
30:53Forget it.
30:54It's from the movie with...
30:55Lambada?
30:56No, Lambada.
30:57Yes. You don't know.
30:58Tell me,
30:59what's her favorite food?
31:03Beauf salad?
31:04I'm asking you to tell me.
31:07Yes.
31:08Yes.
31:09Fine.
31:10Then take that whole bowl of beauf salad
31:11and put it in your arms
31:12and you'll...
31:13you'll cut my mayonnaise.
31:17We are in a place
31:19where only the coolest of you can enter.
31:21Here,
31:22you can grow some things.
31:24Some very...
31:25natural things.
31:26Did you catch that?
31:28Wow.
31:29How cool is this thing?
31:33Will this movie be
31:34directly on social media
31:35with the hashtag
31:36Dangerous Dad?
31:39I think it's a good idea
31:40to post it.
31:41It can be interpreted.
31:43What?
31:44That your dad grows tomatoes, cucumbers and zucchini?
31:46It's not that,
31:47but do you know
31:48what mistake he makes?
31:49Calm down.
31:50We exaggerated a bit,
31:52but now we are the coolest in school.
31:54That's true.
31:55I have dozens of friends
31:56to ask for help.
31:58Maybe it's not a bad thing.
31:59Well, see?
32:00That's how I want you.
32:01Rebecca.
32:03Come on, film me.
32:05If you want to be like us,
32:06you have to buy greenery
32:07only from your dad.
32:10Uh-huh.
32:11Uh-huh.
32:15But, girl,
32:16I understand you.
32:17I'd be upset if...
32:19Yeah.
32:20Yeah.
32:21Kisses.
32:22We'll talk.
32:23Kisses.
32:24What did she say?
32:25That you're stupid.
32:26So, pay attention.
32:27Your favorite movie
32:29is Dirty Dancing.
32:32Your favorite song
32:33is Justin Timberlake.
32:35Right?
32:36And your favorite food
32:38is guishe.
32:40Pasta with truffles.
32:41That's exactly what I was thinking.
32:43What a taste!
32:44She even has that?
32:45Only men.
32:46Sexy.
32:47Voices.
32:48Truffles.
32:49You couldn't even like
32:50Covid with popcorn.
32:51Hey, boy,
32:52do you want to win her back?
32:53Do you want her to forgive you?
32:54Of course I do.
32:55Why wouldn't I?
32:56Then put in a little effort.
32:58Learn that dance
33:00with Dirty Dancing.
33:03Dirty...
33:04Dancing?
33:05Fine,
33:06I can handle this
33:07shoulder thing
33:08if I had to lift her up.
33:09Because, you know,
33:10head over heels,
33:11it's all over.
33:12Anyway,
33:13learn this dance.
33:15I still need money.
33:17For pasta,
33:18for truffles.
33:19Do you want money?
33:20No.
33:21Do you?
33:22I'll give it to you.
33:23Do it.
33:24If you do it,
33:25we'll solve this problem.
33:26Let's see if you can do it.
33:27So...
33:28Yeah.
33:30Two dads
33:31and two daughters
33:32discover
33:33three chests in the forest.
33:35And each of them
33:36turns out
33:37to be
33:38exactly
33:39one chest.
33:40How, bro,
33:41four
33:42and three?
33:43I mean,
33:44like idiots.
33:46It's very simple.
33:48Four
33:49is actually three.
33:51How is it four?
33:52Listen to me until the end.
33:53Because,
33:54we have
33:55the grandfather,
33:56the father,
33:57and the son.
33:58The grandfather
33:59is also the father.
34:00So we can talk
34:01about two dads
34:02and two daughters.
34:06Wow.
34:07I didn't understand,
34:08but it's amazing.
34:09It's incredible.
34:10It's incredible.
34:11It's normal.
34:12You're absolutely
34:13brilliant
34:14sometimes.
34:16Give me the money.
34:17The money.
34:18I'll give you the money.
34:19I saved you.
34:20I saved you.
34:28Hi, guys.
34:29Hi.
34:30Good evening.
34:31How's it going?
34:32How's it going?
34:33Marko, the money.
34:35Say hi to Dubiosu.
34:37Dubiosu?
34:38That's his name.
34:39Stop it.
34:41What are you doing here?
34:43You're supposed to be
34:44in charge,
34:46not the beggars.
34:48No, I have a champion.
34:50I have a crazy man.
34:51He plays in another league.
34:53He's a good dad,
34:54not like this.
34:56I mean, look.
34:58Here it is.
34:59Oh.
35:06Time.
35:07Time of my life.
35:10Come on, come on.
35:13Say my name.
35:16Ok, so you understood
35:17how to do it?
35:18I understood how to do it.
35:19Come on.
35:20Are you ready?
35:21Yes.
35:22Don't go back.
35:23Ok.
35:24And now,
35:25she'll run towards me, ok?
35:26Yes.
35:27Come on.
35:28Oh.
35:30Ok.
35:31Ok.
35:33Ok.
35:34It's almost done.
35:35Let's go check it out.
35:36The car, the car.
35:37Get out, get out.
35:55No.
35:56No, it's no use, Flaviu.
35:57You know it's not that easy.
36:07What are you doing?
36:09Good evening, darling.
36:11I'm waiting for you like always.
36:13Dirty dancing,
36:14dancing with me on the floor.
36:17You're making me angry.
36:19Be careful,
36:20if you do that final touch,
36:21I might forgive you.
36:22Are you ready?
36:23I'm ready,
36:24but are you ready?
36:25I was born ready.
36:26Wow.
36:27Come on.
36:28See, I'm coming.
36:29Come on.
36:30I'm coming.
36:39Man, this man has been looking at me for five minutes
36:41like he's looking at a cobra,
36:42at a hamster.
36:43My blood is freezing.
36:44Come on, let's go home.
36:45I don't want to.
36:46Come on, let's go home.
36:47Be a man,
36:48never again.
36:49I'd rather never.
36:50Calm down.
36:51Please.
36:54Ready?
36:55Let's play.
36:57One minute.
36:58Listen to me.
36:59All you have to do
37:00is win each hand.
37:01That's it.
37:02I'm scared.
37:03I don't want to play anymore.
37:04You're crazy.
37:05How can you not be scared?
37:06We've come this far.
37:07Come here.
37:08Exactly.
37:09Look at you,
37:10you don't care about anyone.
37:11What's wrong with you?
37:13That's it.
37:14Good evening.
37:22I'm wasting my time bandaging you,
37:24because I think we should go to the doctor,
37:26so you don't have a broken nose.
37:27No way.
37:28That would mean
37:29ruining our anniversary.
37:31And I promised you
37:32and I swear
37:33I'll never do that again.
37:35And you're holding back
37:36such pain for me?
37:37What pain?
37:38It's a pleasure to be with you.
37:40You're the best thing
37:41that's ever happened to me.
37:42And how do you eat with a broken nose?
37:44Don't you get sick?
37:45No.
37:46I'll make sure
37:47I eat you from sight,
37:48while you eat
37:49all those truffles by yourself.
37:51Eat something.
37:52You're so cute,
37:53I can't resist you.
37:55Because you feel I love you.
37:56Yes.
37:57And I want to thank you,
37:58because you're the one
37:59who made the best version of me.
38:01And you made me a better man.
38:04You hear?
38:05You know it's good
38:06to have a broken nose.
38:07Really?
38:23Show me the book.
38:28Chinta
38:31Royal.
38:32Yes!
38:33No!
38:34The one
38:36that will say
38:38I know you,
38:39Mr. Emil.
38:40I do what I can,
38:41Mr. Dubiosu.
38:42Come on,
38:43leave me alone.
38:45Let's eat.
38:47Let's see
38:48if you're lucky
38:49I'm serious.
38:51One second,
38:52let me check my food.
38:54Yes.
38:55No problem,
38:56double, direct.
38:57What do you mean?
38:58Triple.
38:59Come on, let's go.
39:00Let's make a villa
39:01with the fish from Miami.
39:02Come on.
39:03Let's go.
39:04Let's go.
39:05Let's go.
39:06Let's go.
39:15You hid it well, Marfa.
39:16I didn't find anything.
39:17Tell me, where did you put it?
39:18What Marfa?
39:19Last night I thought
39:20it was just tomatoes,
39:21that's why you have zucchini.
39:22And what are these?
39:23What is it?
39:24Parsley.
39:25But I don't understand
39:26what's going on with my husband
39:27who is a very honest man.
39:28I don't understand.
39:29Honest?
39:30Yes.
39:31Good, tell us about
39:32his second wife.
39:33We have clear information
39:34that she's a bigamist.
39:35What?
39:36Second wife?
39:37You have another woman
39:38that you didn't hide from me?
39:39Cristina Samoti,
39:40I swear I don't know
39:41what you're talking about.
39:43Dubiosu,
39:44but
39:45Chinta
39:46Royal.
39:47Yes.
39:49Yes, but this
39:51is Chinta.
39:52Yes.
39:56This is Chinta Royal.
39:57Yes.
39:59Why did you lose
40:01Mr. Emil?
40:03It would have been too beautiful.
40:05What can I say?
40:06Too beautiful.
40:07My savings.
40:09So I didn't fall in jail
40:10when I was at my grandmother's,
40:11and that's it.
40:12Goodbye, Miami.
40:13I'm sorry,
40:14I didn't do anything wrong.
40:15I don't understand
40:16what happened.
40:17What happened
40:18to your luck?
40:19Did you do something
40:20or not?
40:21Did you do something wrong?
40:22Or maybe you didn't.
40:23Think about
40:24what you did.
40:26In theory,
40:27I think it's good
40:28to think about
40:29what you did yesterday
40:30and didn't do today.
40:31You ate something,
40:32you listened to something,
40:33you thought about something.
40:34Look,
40:35we still have a hand.
40:36At least we can recover
40:37the money we lost.
40:38I don't know,
40:39I'm thinking,
40:40but I didn't do anything wrong.
40:41I did this yesterday,
40:42for example.
40:43I was at home,
40:44I was watching Chinta Royal.
40:45Emil,
40:46think about everything.
40:48Evelin.
40:49Evelin.
40:50What Evelin?
40:51She came to me
40:52and gave me a kiss.
40:53Evelin.
40:54Huh?
40:55Huh?
40:56Huh?
40:57That's it,
40:58we have to go after the kiss.
40:59What can I say?
41:00We'll come back.
41:01Dubiosu,
41:02I'm sorry,
41:03the champion is tired.
41:04We'll get some fresh air
41:05and we'll come back,
41:06ok?
41:07We'll leave the chips
41:08on the table here.
41:09We'll come back.
41:10We'll come back.
41:13We were playing, too.
41:14Maybe we went too far,
41:15but
41:16totally harmless.
41:18We're just kids.
41:19Forgive us.
41:21Yes,
41:22I understand and I forgive you,
41:23but in the future
41:24you should choose your friends
41:25with more care.
41:26Rebecca is the one
41:27who filed the report.
41:28Really?
41:29I don't think so.
41:31Nice evening.
41:34Extraordinary evening.
41:36But why?
41:37We were friends.
41:38Maybe she was afraid
41:39that you would become
41:40more popular than her at school.
41:41You know,
41:42envy
41:43is bad.
41:44That's it,
41:45I learned this lesson.
41:46Isn't that right, Nina?
41:56Evelyn!
41:57I'm so glad
41:58I caught you, daddy.
42:00Give me a kiss, please.
42:01Please, please.
42:03Excuse me?
42:04A kiss.
42:05I need a kiss
42:06for a very important
42:07contest
42:08where I win
42:09a lot of movie tickets,
42:10daddy.
42:11Please.
42:12Unfortunately,
42:13it's too late.
42:14I don't want to go
42:15to the movies with you.
42:16Why?
42:17I don't want to waste
42:18your precious time
42:19that you give
42:20to anyone
42:21but me.
42:22We used to do
42:23so much together.
42:24But that's it.
42:25If you don't have time
42:26for me,
42:27I don't have
42:28any kisses for you.
42:32Evelyn is right.
42:34That's right.
42:35I was wrong.
42:36Please forgive me.
42:37I don't know where
42:38I lost my mind.
42:39Please forgive me.
42:40Sometimes,
42:41grown-ups
42:42are more like kids
42:43and they forget
42:44what's really
42:45important
42:46in their lives.
42:48Please forgive me,
42:49Evelyn.
42:50Please forgive me
42:51and...
42:53Believe me,
42:54it will never happen again.
42:55I promise.
42:56Do you swear?
42:57I swear on
42:58all the red in the world.
42:59Fine.
43:00I forgive you.
43:02Thank you, Evelyn.
43:04It will never happen again.
43:05I promise.
43:06But don't forget
43:07that I love you.
43:10I love you too.
43:14And thank you
43:15for bringing me back
43:16to earth.
43:23Come on,
43:24we're almost done.
43:25We're done.
43:26I hope you brought
43:27more,
43:28so we can be alone.
43:29Come on,
43:30if we don't leave Miami,
43:31maybe we'll leave
43:32a little house
43:33in Govora.
43:34Come on.
43:35Don't be mad at me,
43:36guys.
43:37Angelica,
43:38don't be mad at me,
43:39but tonight
43:40I have something
43:41much more important
43:42to tell you.
43:43Don't be mad at me,
43:44but tonight
43:45I have something
43:46much more important
43:47to tell you.
43:48Tell me, daddy,
43:49should we make a movie
43:50and eat compulsive food?
43:51Yes!
43:52Come on!
43:53Let's go!
43:54Let's go!
43:55Ha, ha, ha,
43:56George!
43:59Hello.
44:00Hmm?
44:01Look,
44:02I got a taxi.
44:04Well done,
44:05my sister.
44:06Good idea.
44:07So you're increasing
44:08the taxes at the kindergarten
44:09so you can pay back
44:10the money you lost
44:11at the kindergarten.
44:12Good.
44:13But it's not true.
44:14They actually increased
44:15the taxes
44:16for real.
44:17Since when?
44:18Since you lost
44:19the money at the kindergarten?
44:20Yes.
44:21You're so unlucky.
44:22Wait,
44:23you know what, sister?
44:24I would have done the same.
44:25See?
44:26You know what I'm saying.
44:27And I still
44:28don't understand anything.
44:29How did you make
44:30the rabbit
44:31turn into
44:32a potato?
44:33Right.
44:34The rabbit?
44:35What are you talking about?
44:36Because it's stupid.
44:37I mean,
44:38you don't have
44:39the heart
44:40of a rabbit.
44:41You're bleeding
44:42from your veins.
44:43No, no.
44:44Yes.
44:45You should have
44:46come to my street
44:47because no one
44:48is perfect.
44:49Shut up.
44:50This is only in your head.
44:51I never...
44:52Never what?
44:53You're still playing games
44:54because that's what I said
44:55I would come too.
44:56But I hope
44:57this will be a lesson
44:58for you.
45:00Oh,
45:01and how?
45:03Don't be mad at me.
45:04No,
45:05we're at the kindergarten.
45:06Don't be mad
45:07if you like
45:08and risk so much.
45:10Come tonight
45:11and we'll play a game
45:12so you can get dressed.
45:15You're crazy.
45:16Come on,
45:17we're at the kindergarten.
45:21Bow!
45:22Ha!
45:23Did I scare you?
45:24Did you solve it?
45:25How did you divide
45:26three rooms
45:27into four people?
45:28But
45:29you can't give us
45:30another lesson
45:31than math.
45:32Yeah.
45:33We'll never leave
45:34the house again.
45:35Bravo, exactly.
45:36I knew
45:37you're smart kids.
45:38Of course,
45:39you'll never leave the house.
45:40You know why?
45:41Because even if
45:42you solve that problem,
45:43I still have an assignment.
45:44I have an assignment
45:45from my time
45:46with all kinds of equations,
45:47trigonometry,
45:48something important.
45:49So, don't leave the house.
45:51So you can learn
45:52not to lie
45:53and not to lie
45:54so people will like you.
45:55Come on,
45:56enough.
45:57Mom.
45:58Mom.
45:59Mom.
46:00Math.
46:01Not mom.
46:02Math.
46:05Look,
46:06wait,
46:07classic.
46:08I'm reading.
46:09Cereal box.
46:10Mom, it has volume 2?
46:11I want to know
46:12how it ends.
46:13What happened?
46:14We were walking
46:15and Falca
46:16got into the first room.
46:17Was she married?
46:18You know,
46:19this is my luck.
46:20Really?
46:21It's been 10 years?
46:22Incredible.
46:23You look the same.
46:24Actually,
46:25this is your problem
46:26because you haven't changed at all.
46:27Why?
46:28You haven't changed?
46:29Yes.
46:30Maybe this is your problem,
46:31Dana.
46:32You shouldn't
46:33wear those clothes
46:34from 10 years ago.
46:35You didn't make a mistake.
46:36Anyway.
46:37What did you say?
46:38You didn't make a mistake.
46:39What did you say?
46:40You didn't make a mistake.
46:41You shouldn't wear those clothes.
46:42No, no, wait.
46:43You shouldn't wear those clothes.
46:44Dana, wait.
46:45Cristina, wait.
46:46Your idea was
46:47to take a picture
46:48like this
46:49and re-create it
46:50from 10 years ago.
46:51No, no, no.
46:52I understand
46:53the hormonal changes,
46:54but not anymore.
46:55No, no, no.
46:56What's with those clothes?
46:57Oh,
46:58we got divided.
46:59Reptilians are coming.
47:35I'm sorry.
47:36I'm sorry.
47:37I'm sorry.
47:38I'm sorry.
47:39I'm sorry.
47:40I'm sorry.
47:41I'm sorry.
47:42I'm sorry.
47:43I'm sorry.
47:44I'm sorry.
47:45I'm sorry.
47:46I'm sorry.
47:47I'm sorry.
47:48I'm sorry.
47:49I'm sorry.
47:50I'm sorry.
47:51I'm sorry.
47:52I'm sorry.
47:53I'm sorry.
47:54I'm sorry.
47:55I'm sorry.
47:56I'm sorry.
47:57I'm sorry.
47:58I'm sorry.
47:59I'm sorry.
48:00I'm sorry.
48:01I'm sorry.
48:02I'm sorry.
48:03I'm sorry.