The Story of Tracy Beaker- Series- 1-01.Episode 1 Back To Back Epiosodes
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00:00I can make my walk come true. All my dreams will see me through. Doesn't matter what may come my way. Believe me now, I will win someday.
00:20And you'll never let me, sweet! You're a weeb-a-spy watching horror videos and a kitchen skunk on wet dogs! And I never want to see you ever again!
00:35Tracy, welcome back.
00:40Tracy!
00:41Peter, if I'm not back in half an hour, I'll call International Rescue.
00:46Tracy, Tracy, wait! Do you not want to hear the Michael Milligan children's home welcome speech?
00:51Not the way you say it, your pants!
00:53Hang on!
00:58Mike, someone's put their stuff in my room.
01:01Look, Tracy, you've been gone for three months. We thought you left us for good this time.
01:07This is my room! Whoever's in it can pack up their scratchy stuff and clear off right now!
01:13Sorry, chicken. I can't do that.
01:16No!
01:29I didn't know Tracy Beaker was coming back!
01:32It's got the round window. People pay extra for that, you know.
01:35My old room's better.
01:38I'm sorry it didn't work out with 10 Julie. Better luck next time, eh?
01:45If you want me to have better luck, Mike, you should foster me yourself. You get paid and I'd be worth extra.
01:51Because I'm difficult and I've got behavioural problems.
01:54You'll probably get so much cash you could give up work and stay home all day eating chocolates.
01:58Oh, go on, we'd have a laugh.
02:01Going on journeys. Having adventures.
02:05Just us, together.
02:25I'd always look out for you.
02:35We'd have a brilliant time.
02:40I'm sure we would. But it's not really on now, is it? Sorry, kiddo.
02:47You didn't think I was serious, did you?
02:50I wouldn't want people thinking I had such a tragic foster dad.
02:54Don't think you can get round me with flattery, Tracy Beaker.
02:57Listen, I'll leave you to get yourself sorted out, all right?
03:02Aren't you going to go and see Tracy?
03:05She hasn't spoken to me since the day she left. Can't see why she'd want to do it now.
03:09Who's Tracy?
03:11Just some kid who used to live here.
03:13Louise, she was your best friend.
03:15She's not anymore.
03:32Justine, can I have a word, please?
03:38Hello. Tracy's upstairs. Are you going to say hello?
03:42Why does everyone keep on going on about Tracy?
03:45Sorry, I thought you two were mates.
03:47So did I, until she left and forgot all about me.
03:51Louise, my dad's coming to take me out for tea. Come and help me choose what to wear.
04:01What about the denim mini?
04:27Better than your combats and sparkly top.
04:29I don't know. Depends where he's going to take me.
04:32Hi, Lou.
04:34Tracy, this is Justine. She's in your old room.
04:38Thought you said you were leaving forever.
04:40Ted and Julie only wanted me as a slave for their new baby, so I made them bring me back.
04:46Didn't they mind?
04:47They were gutted.
04:49There were tears sobbing the works.
04:52They even tried to bribe me with presents.
04:57I can't stay with adults, he begged.
05:00I'm sorry, Tracy. We can't foster you anymore.
05:05You're taking me back to the dumping ground.
05:08That's not fair. I got here first.
05:11Let's see the presents then.
05:13Haven't unpacked them yet. I'm waiting for her to move out so I can move back in again.
05:17I'm not budging.
05:18This is my room now.
05:22Oh no, my sock!
05:25Tracy, beat her! I am going to kill her!
05:29For less than an hour.
05:32She didn't hang about.
05:33Her dad gave her that.
05:35What am I going to tell him when he turns up?
05:37Justine, calm down. I got everyone with Tracy.
05:41I'll have her for this!
05:43Can you fix this? I need it by this afternoon.
05:47Is it just the ants?
05:49Yeah.
05:50No problem.
05:51Here.
05:52My brother does the business.
05:56How did it happen?
05:57It was Tracy, beat her.
06:01Look, first one's on the ass.
06:05Thanks.
06:09No, no sign of her upstairs, Duke.
06:11She's not down here.
06:12Right, better phone a social worker.
06:14No, Jenny, easy. Come on, Tracy's upset enough already without having to face Elaine the pain.
06:18Let me take the minivan and have a scout about.
06:20She's probably just sitting around somewhere.
06:22Yeah.
06:34You angry?
06:35What do you care?
06:36Kids on the street got to look out for each other.
06:39You're on the streets then?
06:41Looks like it, doesn't it?
06:43I'm Ben.
06:44Ben Bambooz.
06:45Tracy beat her.
06:50Where'd you get all that?
06:51What do you care?
06:55Come on, Tracy.
06:59Where are you?
07:01Did someone lock you up and throw away the chocolate?
07:05Yeah, something like that.
07:07I'm hardly ever allowed out.
07:09I'm a computer genius.
07:11I come up with new games worth millions.
07:14I'm so important.
07:15I have to have round-the-clock protection from minders in case I'm kidnapped.
07:20I like to get away every so often and just pretend I'm a normal kid.
07:30Don't even think about it, Tracy.
07:32Come on.
07:33Come on.
07:35She doesn't have to.
07:36I'm afraid she does.
07:37Don't worry, he's one of my minders.
07:40I'm big.
07:41I'm mean.
07:42I'm a muscle machine.
07:45You had to ruin it.
07:50Thanks for the chocolate.
07:52See you around, Beaker.
07:58Back upstairs.
07:59Not if I'm giving that Tracy Beaker a good slap.
08:01Upstairs.
08:02Leave it, Justine.
08:06Tracy, I don't think we've said a proper hello yet, have we?
08:10Shall we do it in my office?
08:12That's one of those grown-up questions where the kid's not supposed to answer.
08:15Right.
08:23Screwdriver.
08:31Has he nearly finished yet?
08:34What are you doing?
08:35Dad will be here soon.
08:38Sorry, you're going to have to wait outside.
08:41And I do understand how hard it is having to come back,
08:44but you're just going to have to try and settle in again, Tracy.
08:47And I really think it would help if you apologised to Justine.
08:50I never broke her stupid clock.
08:53So you know it's about a clock.
08:58Justine's dad gave that to her.
09:01Imagine how you'd feel if someone had broken something your mum had given you.
09:10Ryan, you rock.
09:13Sorry!
09:15Okay!
09:17Tracy!
09:18What, I apologised, didn't I?
09:20Enough to make grown men tremble three streets away.
09:23You're going to apologise and you're going to do it so that everybody knows that you mean it.
09:35Don't worry, he probably just missed his train.
09:42Who's she waiting for?
09:43Her dad.
09:50I used to spend hours here waiting for my mum.
09:53But then I realised she loves the sun so much, she must have gone to Spain.
09:58But I never got a postcard.
10:02So then I knew.
10:04She was in Hollywood!
10:11She's so beautiful, my mum.
10:14I know she's been snapped up to make movies.
10:17Your mum's never an actress in Hollywood.
10:19Well, why else wouldn't she come and visit me?
10:21My dad is coming. He said so.
10:24Well, so did my mum.
10:27Have you been winding her up?
10:28Cheering her up, actually.
10:30He's here!
10:39Dad!
10:50Thought I'd see what you were up to.
10:51Only because Justine's gone off with her dad and you're stuck for something to do.
10:54You think you're so clever, Tracy Beaker.
10:57But you're not. And you're not nice either.
10:59Or those foster parents wouldn't have dumped you back here.
11:01I asked to be brought back!
11:03You are just such a big, fat liar!
11:09Stop it! Stop it, Lenador! Stop it!
11:11She called me a liar!
11:12You are! You're always telling lies!
11:14That's enough, Louise!
11:15Especially about your precious mother.
11:17Always saying how she's coming to get you.
11:19She hasn't been yet, has she?
11:21Go to your room, now.
11:22Not like Justine. She's got a real dad.
11:24One who visits.
11:25I bet your mum never will!
11:37Hello?
11:38You can come out now.
11:39Duke has saved you some tea.
11:41And Jenny says to remind you that you still haven't apologised to Justine properly yet.
11:45Haven't I been punished enough?
11:47Nice try, kiddo.
11:55Aren't you coming out?
11:56In a minute.
11:58Don't see why she might have fussed. He's nothing special.
12:01Rather have a dad like that, who visited, than no one at all.
12:06Are you crying?
12:08Bug off, Weed. Tracy Beaker never cries.
12:10It's the dumping ground dust.
12:12Gets my hay fever.
12:18Tracy Beaker, calling Justine Littlewood.
12:22Come in, Justine Littlewood.
12:26Tracy Beaker apologises in front of all these witnesses for the accident which happened by accident to your clock.
12:35Happy, Jenny?
12:37No. Get off my car!
12:40Jenny Edwards, Tracy Beaker apologises in front of all these witnesses for apologising to Justine Littlewood on the roof of your car.
12:52Welcome back, Tracy Beaker.
12:54It's like I've never been away.
13:01Stand by for more of my brilliant life.
13:16Come on!
13:17I can't. I'm hopeless.
13:18Of course you are. Look, I'll show you.
13:24Hey, nice gum. Give us one.
13:26Sorry, can't. Won't have any left for myself.
13:30Mmm, delicious strawberry flavour. My favourite.
13:34Oh, look, isn't that your dad?
13:36Hey, you! Give that back!
13:38Oh, sorry. I look just like him. Except for I was only a bald, fat little pig flying by.
13:43Mmm, strawberry. My total favourite.
13:46Give that back, Tracy Beaker.
13:48Come on, Lou, let's go.
13:50Louise?
13:52No problem. Stay, be late and get in trouble with her.
13:55Justine, wait!
13:59Fine! See if I care!
14:09Whoa, whoa, hey!
14:11Oh, Beaker. We meet again.
14:14Don't mess my place up.
14:16This is your place.
14:18It's not all paid for yet, but I'll call it home.
14:21Cool.
14:24Bet these aren't paid for either, are they?
14:26I wouldn't like to say.
14:28I know exactly what you mean.
14:30There's plenty more where they came from.
14:32You should meet my mum. She lives on the edge too. We used to take whatever we wanted.
14:40I remember the very classiest of master criminals. No one could outsmart us.
14:46Though sometimes things got a little hairy.
15:11SIREN BLARES
15:13SIREN BLARES
15:15SIREN BLARES
15:39Even when the odds were impossible, we'd always stick together.
15:44SIREN BLARES
15:52You all right?
15:54No, they want to cut these flowers. Gets my hay fever.
15:57Right.
15:59Of course, things changed when she left to become a film star.
16:03Um, Tracy, do you expect me to believe all that?
16:07Why should I care what you believe?
16:11MUSIC PLAYS
16:17And a big hello, how are things to you two?
16:20Tracy Beaker's late. Again.
16:22Five minutes is hardly late.
16:24But guess whose turn it is to clean up?
16:26I know what'll cheer you up. Pizza. I'll do a Joker special.
16:33Look, in black and white. Dining room. Thursday. Tracy Beaker.
16:38See? Back off her for a while. Can't we try and all get on for once?
16:42Mice.
16:44Jude, look at the rotor.
16:46I hate mice.
16:52What? Don't you live with your mum no more?
16:54Not at the moment. I'm in a sort of big house.
16:57Like a stately home?
16:59No, a care home. But it's no care and it's no home.
17:02It's no home.
17:06It's really strict. They have to fence us in.
17:09Electric fences.
17:11Ten zillion volts.
17:13And the wire goes deep underground.
17:20The inmates are desperate to get out.
17:25But there's no escape, thanks to the guard dogs.
17:29Guard dogs?
17:31They touch things. And the teeth.
17:33Do they bite?
17:35Nah.
17:37You never even touch the sides.
17:39This I've gotta see.
17:41You wanna see my place?
17:43You've seen mine.
17:49OK, why not.
17:53Right, Mice Patrol. This is War. Lock and load. Move out.
17:58Yes, sir.
18:01I mean yes, General.
18:03What are you doing?
18:05That mouse is as good as dead.
18:11So, where are the dogs then?
18:13Must be their tea time.
18:15Wait here while I go and get a security pass.
18:18Is that gonna be a problem?
18:20For me? Huh. Nobody says no to Tracy Beaker.
18:23No.
18:25Look, I know I'm back late and I know it was my turn to lay the table, but...
18:28Don't tell me. Let me guess.
18:30You were having a kick around in the park when you were spotted by a talent scout and were picked to play for the England team.
18:35But your agent had to renegotiate terms?
18:37No. It was Brazil, actually.
18:42I hate having to reschedule the cleaning rota around everybody's social lives.
18:46No visitors. Not tonight.
18:48But...
18:49Tracy! Do you understand the meaning of the word no?
18:52Course I do. No means...
18:55Yes!
18:57Great, let's go!
18:59Hold on.
19:03Call me dumb, but when you said come and see my place, I thought you meant from the inside.
19:08Shh!
19:28Watch this.
19:33Yes!
19:34Noah.
19:35Do you want to catch this mouse or not?
19:37Of course I do, but that's cruel. Just catch it.
19:39Then what?
19:40Noah!
19:42There must be lots of things you can do, like, um...
19:45You know.
19:47Oh, you'll think of something, but no violence.
19:50There's no fun around here.
19:52I bet you'd like me to build you a little house, then tuck it into bed at night.
19:57Keep it as a pet.
19:58Brilliant!
20:00Here we are again, doing Tracy's work for her.
20:04Where is she?
20:09That girl thinks she can get away with murder.
20:12Hurry up!
20:15That girl thinks she can get away with murder.
20:18Hurry up! I want to get out of these rags.
20:26This isn't allowed, is it?
20:28Unallowed? Well, not allowed exactly.
20:31It's a flexible rule. Definitely no boys' and girls' rooms.
20:35That sounds flexible.
20:37It's just a definitely that has me worried.
20:40We get punished if I get caught.
20:42What could they do to me?
20:45I'd never squid on anyone.
20:47Even Justine Littlewood.
20:52OK, but I'd hate to get a mate into trouble.
20:54Mate?
20:56Don't worry, no-one will find you.
21:00Ah, food.
21:02Smells good.
21:03You want some? I'll get room service.
21:13Just look at that. Perfect.
21:16You know, Jake, you're probably the best cook in the world.
21:19What are you after?
21:21Me? Nothing. Just a couple of slices in my room.
21:25Oh, yes, ma'am. I'll get the hand servants to bring them up on a silver platter.
21:29No need. I'll just help myself.
21:31No, you don't.
21:33Come on!
21:34Yes! Oh, no, not in here. Come on.
21:37Not by the food. Now, where did you catch it?
21:39We got it. Right, hold this.
21:42I'm going to go and get me mallet.
21:45Mallet?
21:50Tracy.
21:53Tracy?
21:57Hold it right there.
22:01Tracy?
22:03Tracy?
22:05Tracy?
22:07Hold it right there.
22:09I hate cleaning. It's such a time waster.
22:12You do.
22:15Who's that?
22:17Tracy Beaker.
22:18Gotcha.
22:21I wonder if Jenny knows about your private visitor.
22:24Justine, please. We don't snitch in a dumping ground.
22:30So, if you have any plausible theories about the missing pizza, I'd love to hear them.
22:35My soccer skills coach must have decided to drop by for a snack, along with my agent, to talk business.
22:41Really?
22:42Really.
22:43So, what are these?
22:47It's obvious they've been planted there, so I get the blame.
22:50Well, now perhaps you can take your fluffy toppings and eat them before your agent takes his 10%.
22:55What?
23:03Let me at it.
23:05Okay, Zach. Let Duke do it. Don't worry about it. It's a family.
23:09Sure. Zach's kids won't have a mum anymore.
23:12That hasn't ever done us any harm. Go ahead, Duke. Flatten it.
23:18It's just a mouse.
23:19Sure, so go on. Make more orphans.
23:22There's no alternative. You can't keep it here.
23:26I guess not.
23:30You could just let it go.
23:32What? And have it nibbling away at my food again?
23:34You think it'll come back after messing with you?
23:37No way. It's learnt its lesson.
23:40I suppose I have shown it who's boss.
23:43No doubt.
23:53It'll never set foot in this house again.
24:07Thanks, Duke. It looks terrific.
24:10Okay, guys. Has everyone had some pizza?
24:13Tracy, what about your friend?
24:16What friend?
24:18Her boyfriend in her bedroom, of course.
24:26Any ketchup?
24:28There's no one in my room. I'm in.
24:30No one? Not even a couple of footballers, maybe?
24:33This is a violation of my human rights.
24:35If the United Nations would see you now, you'd be for it.
24:38Tracy, tell me the truth.
24:40Do you have anything you'd like to say to me before we go in?
24:43Is there anybody in your bedroom?
24:45No.
24:49I mean, yes.
24:54How come no-one ever believes me, huh?
24:57A brief written apology would be fine.
24:59Or you could talk to my lawyers.
25:01Maybe I was a bit hasty.
25:03I suppose I should give even you, Tracy, the benefit of the doubt occasionally.
25:07I suppose I did jump to...
25:11...conclusions.
25:13Conclusions?
25:18It's OK. Wrong number.
25:22Tracy Beaker!
25:24Oh, you mean that boy?
25:28Can you shoot me off for dinner? I'm starving.
25:43I'm sorry.