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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel, my name's Kevin, I'm a geek, you're watching
00:17Kevin the Geek and welcome to Benidorm series 7 episode 6.
00:27You've got to be joking.
00:28Kenneth!
00:29Oh God, Jesus!
00:30Sorry, sorry I didn't realise you were closing.
00:31What?
00:32Oh, I thought I'd fallen asleep on the bunk floor in Café Benidorm again.
00:33You haven't been to bed, have you?
00:34If you're sicky.
00:35I don't smoke.
00:36Kenneth, we took five bookings after our makeover last night and they're all waiting
00:37in blow and go.
00:38What are you doing here then?
00:39Go on, hop off.
00:40Oh my God.
00:41Oh my God.
00:42Oh my God.
00:43Oh my God.
00:44Oh my God.
00:45Oh my God.
00:46Oh my God.
00:47Oh my God.
00:48Oh my God.
00:49Oh my God.
00:50Oh my God.
00:51Oh my God.
00:52Oh my God.
00:53Oh my God.
00:54Oh my God.
00:55Oh my God.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Oh my God.
00:58Thanks.
00:59No point having to dug and bark in yourself.
01:00Lovely.
01:01Let's go Digga.
01:02Good morning Geoffrey.
01:06Morning.
01:07Did you sleep alright?
01:13I'm feeling much more comfortable.
01:22You feel what?
01:24Not comfortable. Oh, don't worry Rue Bella took me a while to get used to the beds here
01:33How did you sleep?
01:34Like a baby. I think you did windy. I don't remember doing that much sleeping. Thanks to your snoring
01:41No, it wasn't gonna snoring. It was because of crystal Hennessy fast jumping him in the honeymoon suite
01:47I'm still not over that that was shocking. I never thought she'd go for him. No offense to Jeff. But yeah
01:54That's me, I don't know it all those malt they suffer with them don't I
02:01Had no sleep too. I think maybe we can spend some time today alone
02:08Away from the hotel. Oh, what's a good idea? I think you never meant me and her. Oh
02:16Yes, of course you young kids get off you don't want an old nag like me wearing you down
02:25I don't button, you know, hold me down get some breakfast love knowing
02:37Oh my god again, you don't need the time to get it's bowling
02:43Caution needs a cardi now, it's on the last not like those bully beef and chips
02:55You've got to be joking
02:58Oh, no the lift stuck. Oh
03:01That's not good. Is it? Oh, what are we going to do? Would you be quiet? I'm sorting it
03:09You're not sorting it. You're just pressing all the buttons in the wrong order. How can it be the wrong order?
03:16We're not moving
03:18The last thing you want to do is to confuse it
03:22You know what happened to Willy Wonka is went up through the roof mother. Will you just calm down?
03:28How can I calm down?
03:30We could be stuck in here all day
03:43The last thing we want to do in a situation like this, it's panic. Well done
03:52Ha ha ha
04:03Cheeky girls
04:22I
04:26Don't know that song in years
04:30That
04:32It's a really baffled me how popular the cheeky girls really became
04:38for how kind of annoying they were and I just want to say I
04:43know what it's like to be stuck in the lift and I've said it briefly on the show previously because we've of course
04:50Watched an episode of still game where they got stuck in the lift
04:53And ironically when that happened, I it literally only happened to me about a week prior in a previous job
04:59I had I literally got stuck in a lift for about
05:03two two and a half hours and
05:06Yeah, it's not very comfortable and
05:11Time goes
05:14so
05:15So slowly use me
05:18When I
05:19Believed it has stopped working. I had to walk down many stairs
05:23I am sure that this is not a problem for someone who is young
05:27and
05:29Exactly. So for my fiance and his mother, it must have been terrible
05:32Do not tell me you are marrying that ugly angry fat man, huh?
05:37Jeffries not angry. He's very clever and you are very rude. What's going on?
05:41I know she didn't say like your staff is how you say out of order
05:46Point well meet get on the phone and bring that lift company now
05:52In Romania, we have a proverb it is better to choose the successful man with a large stomach over a poor husband who has muscles
05:59Oh in Spain, we have a saying also do not try to dig for gold in the field of doggie. Do
06:09Finally something that says that I'm really on board with
06:12I'll tell you what Jacqueline these last few days with you have been a real delight
06:19Don't try telling me you haven't enjoyed getting out and about
06:23Wow
06:24But today is a day for calm quiet thinking
06:29The day when all we do is serenely
06:32Reflect on our relationships with Rhiannon and Donald and bask in our newfound friendship
06:42Today we are not leaving these sunbeds nice
06:47I'm going to email Rhiannon at our place in France. Have you ever experienced a French sheet?
06:53But do you mean that aren't you reading too many?
06:59No, it's basically a French cottage we find it very relaxing Oh
07:05Donald went cottaging in France one summer with his friend Martin lucky James
07:11He said it was lovely, but I don't remember him using the word relaxing
07:18There's no way you wouldn't like this place Jacqueline
07:21I'd show you photos, but I can't seem to get the damned internet working
07:25You're not trying to get on the internet. Are you mate? Yeah, I wouldn't bother the Wi-Fi has been down all morning
07:31I'm gonna nip in the town and get a dongle. Oh
07:35Would you get one for me? My husband's not back
07:41That's not what the dongle means Jacqueline
07:54We've got the telecoms men coming and the engineers are on the way to sort the lift
08:00Get a couple of cocktails down your neck and just chill out
08:11I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen. There was a major
08:18Audio out of sync
08:21Glitch with the file I have for that one. So I've found
08:25Another copy where it seems to be okay, but I'm so so so sorry
08:31Yeah, it's not the best quality on this one I can only apologize
08:35I
08:39Just want to say if I managed to find that the original file was
08:44Like the audio syncs back up again. Once I've finished with the editing everything. I will try and swap back out the
08:51The footage as best I can
08:54fingers crossed with that
08:56That woman has all the public relations skills of Mao Tse Tung
09:00Hmm
09:02You're staying here long before your next job between you and me Mateo. I don't have a next job
09:07Yeah, but you said I know what I said, but who's gonna give me a job at my age?
09:12Crystal honey see bass basically ended my career that bastard. Well, I'm not exactly a fan, but steady on she's still your boss. No
09:21That bastard. Hello mates. Oh, no, no this twat. What are you doing here? And why'd you win this t-shirt?
09:30Yeah, what's he doing back here do not struggle resist
09:40This asshole has been here before now, he's a poser to be a member of staff. I'm not a poser posing
09:48Are you all right?
09:49Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks auntie Jamie the last
09:54What did you say
09:56This is Jason my nephew and the new salon ahead barman, oh my word
10:07Jenny putting our differences aside. I really must protest you cannot hire this man. He's a professional con artist
10:13What has it got to do with you? But Janie it is true. He stole money and wristbands and girls girls. I
10:21Mean money and wristbands, huh?
10:23Come on Matteo, what sort of way is that to treat an old friend?
10:28Hey, calm down fella. It's true
10:31Jenny whether he's your nephew or not
10:33The fact is you were stealing from this hotel and it's also a fact that blood is thicker than water
10:38And that my Jason is the finest cocktail maker from here to the widow
10:43Thanks, auntie. Janie. Oh
10:45Sweet and anyone got a problem with that can take it up with the manager, but Janie you are the manager
10:52You never got any price a while. I was away. Did you get back to work? Don't lot of you?
11:05Sure, you haven't got any food check your bag. I've got nothing some
11:10I'm the packet of them crisp things from the plane, but I took them out my bag
11:15I
11:19Just thought Rubella would have raised the alarm by now
11:23mother
11:25And he was not Rubella. I
11:27Thought that was strange. Is it a nickname? No, it's not it
11:33Don't matter
11:36Still
11:38Strange hasn't let anyone know. Yeah
11:40I
11:44Don't just come out with it man. So what's bothering you?
11:49Well, I
11:51Just don't think she's the right girl for you. What hard evidence are you basing this wild supposition?
11:58It's not superstition
12:01The more big good is never wrong
12:06Hmm last time I had this feeling I ignored it and three weeks later
12:15Bang
12:169 11
12:23It's a gift. Oh, I'm saying son
12:28There's something going on with her
12:32Rubella go dig up can't put me finger on go dig up
12:37You don't know I like I do
12:40We tried online for weeks
12:43She's had a really traumatic childhood
12:46Say yeah, just give it a chance
12:50Don't be so quick to judge
12:53You don't know what secrets people are carrying around with them
12:58You more than most people should know that
13:02I
13:03Mean what you don't want to discuss it now, do you? Oh, please discuss it. Well
13:10That's up to you son. We're not going anywhere. I
13:16Want to know what's going on
13:28Nice
13:31Oh
13:36Well, it's there have you ever thought of a holiday home in the Costa Blanca it's you
13:41You what you don't remember me. Do you? Yeah, you just walked past me a second ago. No, I don't mean that
13:48Should I stay or should I go now?
13:52Should I stay or should I go now? I think you should probably go fuck. Oh, there will be trouble
13:58If I stay there will be double
14:03Come on Ali, oh, I swear what it means
14:08You are Melanie O'Mara fissile me junior school, which more real oh
14:15My god specky Clive
14:19Specky Clive, is that really you? I don't believe it. I don't know people called me
14:24Oh
14:25No, they didn't that was just me. Oh
14:28Everyone else called you pixie pixie. Yeah, you know from the television series monkey
14:36Penfold or Morocco mold
14:41Yeah, yeah, all right, I'll get the picture what you're doing here I'm on holiday
14:46Specky Clive, I don't believe it. Um, do you mind not calling me that?
14:51Yeah, you're looking right really you're a good family, I'm here with my son why I'm married
15:01Separated. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not
15:06Working I work in the building game you're in construction
15:11You're joking. Oh, you mean property development as you can say
15:17Listen Clive
15:20I've got something you might be interested in. Oh, have you? Yeah, we could chat about it if you've got some time
15:27Yeah, maybe over a few drinks
15:36It's good
15:38What is it? Well, it's a kind of fruit punch made out of red wine. No
15:44What is it you wanted to chat about?
15:46Oh
15:48Well, we've got these villas
15:51Bank repossessions now, they're no good for your average punter
15:55But for someone like you who knows what they're doing, they're a steal
15:59Now, I don't know if you're in a position to buy but they're worth a look at where are they?
16:05They're in fenny strap ten minutes away in the car
16:09Lead the way. I
16:11Always knew specky Clive and make something of himself. Yeah
16:16Yeah, come on
16:19She's really there man hook line and sinker
16:24Right, that's it. I'm done for washing blow dries and that's me done for the day
16:29Did you bring me any cigs? Did you not hear me? Did you not hear me? I'm gasping here
16:33I said, I'm not doing any more work today. Oh, I don't blame you love
16:37Gorgeous day today. Well done Liam put your foot down. This is no way to run a business
16:40My head is banging what last time I saw you in a taxi on the way to the Peppermint Lounge
16:45Oh, please. I prefer to learn about my socializing in the society columns of the local press
16:51Three cocktails love we can't run a business like this
16:56What's wrong with him? No idea
16:59So morning you just keep your nose clean while you're here. Come on auntie. Janie. You don't believe them. Do you how long have I known you?
17:06I've known you for a long time
17:09How long have I known you all my life, yeah, so don't try and shit a shitter
17:14I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw you
17:16So why'd you give me the job because your family and we stick together right off you go. Oh
17:22Jason get that's a temple savage. Will you I forgot what is it a shepherd's pie?
17:31It's a letter dickhead, are you sure your mother didn't drop you on your head when you were a kid probably what's it about?
17:37What do you think I am the mom with x-ray eyes
17:40Hey
17:43It's from the Luxor spa and resort
17:48It's open out to your hills
17:50It's five star knowing the amazing job you have done turning around the fortunes of the Solana
17:56We would therefore love to meet you with a view to offering the position of hotel manager of the Luxor spa
18:04Tommy cow, we would therefore love to meet you
18:08They've never met her. They don't even know what she looks like. So
18:12You roll up say they got the name wrong
18:16Temple savage got the boots ages ago. I need to you who saved the Solana
18:23Shut the door on the way out son. I've got a phone call to me
18:26Yeah
18:28And then poor choice father came out of prison
18:33my mother died
18:35Same day same day
18:40They can't get work the criminal record so that's when she was put up for adoption
18:48So you see man, we're not all that different are we
18:55Don't know what you mean
18:58Come on, I do know
19:03You know, of course I do I've always known
19:07No, no, yeah, really
19:11How did you find out?
19:14That's a door in Tommy years ago
19:18No big deal
19:21Of course it's a big deal
19:24Wanted to tell you well when you were older and then all of a sudden you were older and well
19:36I'm so sorry son
19:38Don't be daft. You're gonna tell us you still the same person. She's told me ma'am. I
19:45Don't know what to say son. What can you say?
19:49shit happens
19:52We'd been trying for a baby for years and it
19:57Didn't look as though anything was going to happen
20:00Time was running out
20:02son
20:04the ironic thing is
20:07That six months after we adopted you I fell pregnant with Pauline. Oh
20:17What I
20:20I said after all the rigmarole of
20:31That's not what you were talking about is it
20:38No, I
20:41Was talking about you having been in prison
20:44Oh been in prison
20:47Yeah, I mean said you had
20:50She must have got it wrong
20:53Me and your father were given a suspended sentence for taking the Christmas Club money
21:02Except I knew nothing about it. It was your father
21:11This is a bombshell
21:14Your father
21:23I'm so sorry
21:44I should probably warn you about my business partner Monty. He's proper old-school
21:49He'll probably try and give you the hard sell, but don't worry though
21:53I'll tell him you're here as a friend
21:58That's him now
22:01Yeah, I'm outside keep your hair on will ya yeah
22:09Yeah
22:11Yeah
22:13Can we me
22:14Yeah, we've hit the jackpot with this one. I used to go to school with him
22:18Complete idiot. Oh, no. Yeah, and he's got money. Oh, no
22:23Oh
22:38Is that another ice cream
22:40You've only just finished one
22:43So what mommy holiday? Yeah
22:45So much for a makeover same a second ice cream like a second cup of tea
22:50Just takes the edge off it you should have put a flake in it like the first one don't be ridiculous not a pig
22:57Where did me dad go again? Oh, he's gone to buy something for his laptop or something
23:01But you know what? He's like, he'll probably come back the brand-new car
23:07He's stupid, but he's not that stupid
23:10Oh
23:12Monty this is Clive an old school friends now a construction tycoon, but I wouldn't go that far
23:18Montgomery Evans Oh
23:19Come to paradise. Yeah, it looks like it boy. See fool my friend
23:24This is a goldmine for the right buyer, but I'm sure I don't need to tell you that shall we?
23:32Wow, okay boys is it better door
23:37What?
23:38Nothing, it's just sad to see a beautiful woman to bring her own drinks by her fiance this way
23:44My fiance is an important man. He's out on business for sure
23:49What business does this guy have he comes here on holiday with his mother?
23:53You do not know about the business, but how can you you are just a barman?
23:57Hey, I have been here many years. I come when I want I go when I want I get my own
24:03Bush, but say oh get those empty crates shifted give this bar a wipe down. It's filthy
24:09You were saying yourself. I answer to no man
24:13Actually you answer to one man me Janie made me bar manager remember
24:22And give the shirt a wash I've worked up that's a sweat
24:27Madam if you'd like to take your seat, I'll bring your drink to you
24:31I
24:40Think I should eat something
24:43Yeah
24:44You'll waste away
24:46Didn't eat anything all yesterday. Oh apart from that Donna meet pizza from Mariano's at 5 p.m.. This morning
24:52Yeah, you took a picture of it and sent it to everyone in your phone, but really oh
24:57Must stop doing that's costing me a fortune
24:59Huh?
25:01He's looking at you again
25:02Hmm a good-looking one well tell him to buy me a drink first
25:06Huh, I'm not the slag my hot pants would suggest not you Annie
25:17Looking for a man not a boy right on cue
25:25Allow me
25:30And
25:36If you need anything else just let me know
25:52Looks like you got the pick of the bunch. What can I say?
25:55Look up the word irresistible in the dictionary, and you'll see two words Kenneth do back
26:06It seems like a lot of work on the face of it
26:09But basically it's just snagging for a man of your experience really snagging you've got no walls
26:15No walls
26:16No roof no electricity
26:19No plumbing no pool
26:22But if you've got the resources to finish this place
26:25You've got a three-bedroom villa with mountain views for a hundred and twenty thousand and that's supposed to be cheap
26:32Is it well you pay more than that for the land or we give it to Clive for the cost price. Oh
26:38Sorry Melanie
26:40Just for a moment. I thought you said the cost price. Well. We've got to do something
26:44Well call me a traditionalist, but I do have a soft spot for making something we used to have in the 80s
26:50It's called a profit. Yeah, we could look at it as a loss leader
26:54But you can call it what you'd like Melanie, but you know what my wife and kids are like always crying out for luxuries
27:01Not food and shoes. Yeah, what's the cost price?
27:05euros
27:08Completely lost your tiny mind. I told you Clive's an old mate
27:13Why don't we throw in my four-by-four as well if you are my jacket?
27:16I'll give him the shirt off my back look. I'm gonna be honest with you
27:20We're in deep trouble instead of selling these on behalf of the bank. We bought the lot now
27:24We got them for ridiculous price, but we can't shift them
27:26We just need one finished, and then I know we'll be fighting people off Melanie
27:32How many times have I got to say this we cannot sell houses for no profit?
27:36I'll forfeit any of my profit on all future house sales. I want out Monty
27:41I can't sleep at night, and this is the only way forward
27:4660,000 if you spend 20,000 on it, and there's still a hundred grand in it for you minimum
27:50I'll do all the marketing to sell it
27:56Let me have another look around
28:08I've got a bad feeling about this
28:10I'm looking for a personal hotspot. Oh, yeah, there's one called big man 32
28:19Trying to figure out where it is. It's not in the old town is it no it has to be here somewhere
28:25Big man 32 it must be someone within touching distance, but I can't approach every big man in his early 30s
28:33Piggyback without people know it they all use passwords
28:42Hmm a possibility do you think if it's the description of a big man?
28:49I feel embarrassed asking him for a connection. Oh, I could ask him for a connection
28:55Oh, I could ask him for a connection. Oh, I could ask him for a connection
28:59Embarrassed asking him for
29:02Well, I could ask him for you. No, I've never found it easy to solicit strangers
29:08I wait if that chap brings you a dongle props. I could use it first
29:12As long as you give it a good rinse when you're free
29:16of course
29:23This one secures the sale and agrees to pay us the 5,000 pound deposit within three days
29:29That shouldn't be a problem. I'll do an online transfer this afternoon as soon as I get a dongle for my laptop
29:37It also states you have full access to the house from tomorrow morning for the purpose of repairs, right?
29:43What about those jugs?
29:46I'm sorry, the contract only covers access to the house. What?
29:50Clive and I were gonna have a bit of a catch-up over a sangria or two. Oh
29:55I see. Well, it's a pleasure doing business with you. Mr. Dyke a
30:01Genuine pleasure. I'll give you a full debriefing on the property in the car on the way back to Benidorm
30:07Can I borrow your tape measure? I'm gonna have one last look round
30:11Consider it a housewarming gift. I'll be waiting for you in the car. No worries
30:16Shut up, he'll hear you
30:28Don't you be long and make sure he keeps his hands to himself
30:32I reckon we can squeeze another 10 grand out of this one before he finds out the property's worthless
30:40No buffet at mr. Wu's for us tonight we are going a la carte at the China Garden
30:46Seriously, yeah chips and rice for us tonight Melanie chips and rice
30:52That's a lot of carbohydrates
30:55Not gonna be good for your belly
31:17I
31:18Can't believe you lied. I never lied. I just didn't tell you I
31:24Suppose I thought if you found out you'd want to try and find your real mom
31:30And then I thought I might lose you and you mean
31:34Everything to me. No, I
31:38Mean about you having no food
31:41I told you to double-check your bag me and my mom are both sitting here wasting away
31:47Don't think a mini pack of porky pretzels would make a lot of difference
31:55The unique taste explosion of New York pretzel and pine pork scratching
32:01They sound disgusting
32:05Can you do
32:10A
32:15Lot of poor stress and a lot of pretzels, but I don't think they work together
32:22You did what you thought was right
32:25Sometimes that severity of a situation doesn't hit you too much later. I
32:32Was talking about pork scratchings
32:40I
32:44Love you, son
32:57Now
32:59We gonna get out of here
33:02well
33:03some situations
33:05call for dignity and patience
33:08Orders require two grown-adults to scream my scarlet caps
33:15After three one two three
33:38I
33:47Maybe today was meant to happen. I
33:50mean if the lift on stops
33:52Like never at all man. I always felt sure
33:57something would happen to make me tell you eventually a
34:01Long lost relative on the doorstep or and I could give me
34:08I
34:11Don't mind you looking for your real mom. I'll help you to do it. Sorry. That's what you want
34:18But it isn't mom
34:21So now all I want to do is get out of here and get some dinner
34:25And after that, well
34:28You owe me man nobody else
34:32And
34:35I'm sorry for what I said about Rubella
34:40I'm not I think you've got a point though. Really? Yeah
34:48All this talk about marriage and kids
34:52Sometimes you've got to stand still for a long time before you realize moving too fast
35:02I
35:07Sorry mate, I didn't have a chance to get your dongle
35:11I ended up going in the internet cafe across the road never fear my friend
35:15I made alternative arrangements with big man 32. Oh, yeah
35:20It's paid for unlimited access to his hot spot
35:25I'll leave you to it. I think I bet he has
35:32One is studies as we say in Hispania, where have you been? Did you get the internet sorted? I've got more than that
35:41Holiday home, what do you think? Oh lovely. Oh
35:47Don't tell me you want one want one. I just bought one
35:51What well, I put a deposit down on one anyway, so what do you think amazing? Have you spoken to mom about it?
35:59No, this was an executive decision I tend to do those on my own
36:07If you're waiting for a tip you're gonna be standing there a while I don't want the tip but I'll give you one
36:13That's that unfinished urbanization up near finish truck, isn't it? Yeah, that's the one you bought an ass that isn't finished
36:21I don't expect your remember son, but actually I'm a builder
36:25You'll need more than a builder for this one pal more like a solicitor. This one is a disaster zone
36:32I saw it on the DIY SOS Spanish special no planning permission. It's been all over the local news
36:38last year, oh
36:43Shit oh good luck and getting that deposit back
36:50Leslie's only been in this episode
36:56I'll go to sleep
36:59Love this song
37:02Girl to call
37:19Great voice I guess
37:24Thank You tiger there with dream lover now back by popular demand
37:31Benidorm's very own Leroy see
37:55We went to make a phone call I
37:58Don't think I'm making myself clear. I understand you have reservations
38:03But you have signed a legally binding contract. Yeah for a place that's built on land that you don't
38:13Mr. Dyke you have my word that this small discrepancy will all blow over
38:20You don't own the land your houses are built on you're not familiar with the Spanish
38:27Small minor detail like this will be sorted within a year or two a year or two. Don't worry
38:34It's not all bad news your five thousand pound deposit hit our account this afternoon
38:41The only thing that's gonna be secure are my hands around your bleeding neck
38:47Hello
38:49You're breaking up
38:51That shit tip of a building site yours at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning and if you ain't there
39:01Currently driving down to Alicante for dinner with some friends and the signal is very bad. Hello. Hello
39:09Hello
39:10Hello
39:18Sorry, not you
39:21Oh
39:34It's alright
39:37Details done the look sort of checked me references. The job is mine and we start on Wednesday amazing
39:44Oh, I'm mr. Sweet in your name from tonight until the source house our accommodation
39:49Yeah, I'm Santee Janie
39:52Have you wandered in you notice here? I've left Tennessee boss a message the amount of money. She was paying me
39:58She lucky she had me working here for as long as she did. What a day
40:06We're off I beg your pardon, it's not working out for me. Yeah
40:11I'm sorry your horrible accent aside
40:14I still have no idea what you're talking about. I've got another job
40:18Me and Jason are leaving. You can't just leave. Are you ready? I'm going to jump in Jacksville a celebratory drink. Are you coming?
40:28Maybe in a bit
40:30Just in the middle of something. All right, don't hang around too much for someone who's just got a job back
40:35She's not taking it too well
40:37I
40:40Sorry about that just a bit of business about a five-star hotel in Altair. I'm involved with right
40:46Where were we? I was saying my fiance will be back soon. Oh
40:51Yeah
40:52Where's he gone again?
40:54I'm not sure. He has been out all the day
40:57Wow
40:59I'll just have to look after you until he gets back
41:02You
41:06Miss me singing
41:09What can I say I'll get over it. Oh, yeah, there's no need to be like that
41:14It ain't his fault. You bought a house built out of Lego
41:18It's what it's built on
41:22Sorry son, whatever
41:24Sounds like you've been stitched up good and proper. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna take it lying down. What are you gonna do?
41:30I'm gonna sleep on it. Are you gonna sleep on it without lying down?
41:36You wonder why you're single
41:47You look like a girl who's used to a bit of five-star luxury
41:51I do enjoy the finer things in life. Of course you do. Listen if your fella doesn't come back tonight
41:59I've always find you somewhere in my hotel. The Luxor. Your hotel? I thought you were a barman. You're joking aren't you?
42:08Have you ever heard of that program undercover boss? Oh my god
42:12Oh
42:24Jeffrey where have you been?
42:26Knocking on your door
42:28What you might have organized a press conference or something. Don't try and find us. Why would I need to do that?
42:33You've not seen us since this morning remember, of course, but it is you who did not call me while you are out the lift stuck
42:41I know I was the one who told the hotel. It's stuck before we got a chance to get out of it
42:49What?
42:51You have been in there all this time no shit Sherlock. Yeah, we have oh
42:57My goodness. Well, where did you think we've got to I thought you must be engaging an important business
43:06Yeah about that
43:09We need to talk
43:11I'll get us some drinks
43:17Thing is
43:19I'm not a businessman. I'm unemployed at the moment
43:25What has happened something has happened today? Yes the merger of your company it did not go through
43:32Because you are stuck in the lift
43:34There is no company. I
43:37Don't live in a mansion
43:42You do not have eight bathrooms, no, no
43:47About one and that's not working at the moment
43:52Have to pull the ball cook up by and to get a complete flush
43:55I don't understand when you want the system to fill up with water. You know, I mean, why did you lie?
44:05It's got carried away
44:08Jeff
44:11None of these things matter when two people are in love, that's what I think
44:17And one day
44:20You will be in love with someone and she will not care that you have no job and no money
44:27right
44:28But Jeffrey for me, you must understand all of these things are very important
44:33Yeah
44:39So
44:41What does this leave us she can fuck off I mean believing some sorry I
44:47Will make other arrangements
44:51Please Jeffrey do not worry about me. I
44:56Will go now and collect my things, you know
44:58I just need to know one thing
45:06Did you even
45:09Like
45:14Good luck Jeffrey. Oh, please understand my decision
45:24As well as financial security for me children are also important
45:29I am sorry about your broken ball cock Jeffrey, but at least you are already blessed with the family
45:37Yeah, you don't know right that's not what he meant you bitch sorry, I'm sorry
45:49Are you okay? So, uh, did she have to say?
45:54You were right
46:17I'm sorry, sir
46:24It's been quite on a day, isn't it? Yeah, I think I'm ready to go home
46:33Yeah, I do
46:37Before we do that
46:39Do you mind if I ask you something? You can ask me anything, son
46:44And I promise from now on I'll always give you an honest answer
46:51Do you want to dance?
46:54Yes
46:59Yes, Jeffrey
47:02Dance with your mother
47:18She's not me dear
47:21She's me mom. Yes. Yes, Jeffrey
47:33Oh my words, oh
47:38My word I tell ya I
47:43Freaking love Jeff and Noreen
47:50So I I'm gonna apologize again for the
47:54The IT issues that happened with that one. Obviously the original video
47:59The father I've got downloaded there was some audio sync issues. I'm gonna try and go back to it when I'm editing
48:06So you may see the quality kind of improving and disproving because it's obviously the one I just found that allowed me to watch this
48:12on Dailymotion
48:14It was obviously the one from the ITV footage
48:17So it would have had the breaks in there. So there's cut so it may have been a little bit jarry there this one
48:24But I apologize and I've done the best that I can with this one because the quality is crap
48:30So I ideally want to try and keep the quality the best it can be
48:35If I can so I have to try and sync up between the two different videos
48:39it's gonna be very confusing very time-consuming for me for editor, so I hope you appreciate it, but
48:45Yeah, I've got to say love that moment with Jeff and Noreen
48:49I love that heart-to-heart that they had was not expecting the whole adoption kind of storyline thing. That was a surprise and
48:57Weirdly, that's the second show that I've watched this week, which is featuring adoptive children
49:05About that obviously the Doctor Who well all of this recent series with Ruby Sunday has all been about
49:14the mystery surrounding
49:16her mother who basically left her on a church and she was basically adopted or kind of fostered and
49:24so
49:27Obviously by at the time of this video is coming out
49:31It'll be two days time away from when I released my video, which is the finale of that series
49:36So I'm obviously recording this after I've done that one. So
49:40The how they deal with
49:43the child basically
49:45Kind of dealing with it is very interesting because Ruby is very much. I want to find my mother. I
49:52Mean she still loves her foster mother and her adoptive mother
49:56But she still wants to know like who her parent is
49:59here, I love the fact that justice like I
50:03Know who my mother is. Her name is Nori. She's right here. She's always been my mom
50:08I don't want to find my birth mother
50:11You are my mother and that was such a wonderful moment. Jeff has been very up and down
50:18This series, but that was a truly incredible moment
50:22Janella and that Jason
50:25You guys fucking deserve each other. I'm sorry. I hope we never see them again. That was oh
50:32That was just so cringy all the way through I hate characters like that
50:37In a way, I I don't know why they brought back Janie and Jason for this
50:48The only thing I can think of is because they knew what they were doing with the Jeff and Janella storyline and I thought well
50:53If we kind of put this in it's a little bit of a curveball for
50:58For the joys and then it gives us a bit of an out for
51:03For the Janella thing, I mean they didn't need to because she could have literally just left. But wow
51:09It doesn't matter that you don't have like a job and a house and stuff when two people who love each other
51:16I'm sure you will one day meet that person. Oh
51:20What a bitch
51:23Seriously, what a bitch. I'm sorry. I've been swerving quite a bit in this episode, but I
51:29Hate characters like that
51:31Hate characters like that and
51:35Yeah, the whole Jane sorry Joyce losing her job thing
51:39Janie couldn't get it back and then literally leaving the very next episode. It's weird. I don't know why they've done that
51:45It was so quick. So jarring. I don't know
51:50Leslie obviously was hardly in that episode
51:52I think was in one seat and when Jason first came in and then the bit we're giving advice to
51:57To Clive and that was it. I'm barely in it
52:01What else what else what else Oh Clive? I guess we should talk about that. That's interesting. So
52:08He's got conned
52:10into buying a worthless property
52:13Wonderful to see you John Chalice in Benidorm. I
52:18Don't know if he's gonna appear in any more episodes. The suggestion is he will maybe at least appear in next episode
52:26And because I think they're gonna try and do something
52:29You know revolving Clive and this property and maybe him trying to get out of it
52:34Well, we'll obviously see we're with that one and Terry her
52:41She had a makeover last night and next day
52:44completely eradicated
52:45So that was a bit of a weird storyline
52:49weird thing to put in that
52:52Jack Lillian and Glenn
52:54It's a strange one. So people have left comments recently kind of saying on the lines of
53:00Like they've got a weird
53:03Friendship we're dynamic. It's not why they add much
53:07It it's like was it was quite strange
53:12Jacqueline and Glenn have probably had more to do in these
53:19What six episodes
53:21Then Donald and Jacqueline really have done
53:25in the previous
53:27six series because they've been there every single series, but
53:31majority of time is just
53:33Coming out with a couple of one-liners here and there whereas they've almost had a bit of an actual proper storyline
53:40With these two. Yeah, I know technically
53:43Don't Jacqueline have had a bit more but if it feels it if that makes any sense to you
53:48you may not you may disagree with me, but I hope you get kind of where I'm coming from with this and
53:54But yeah, I hope we lose Glenn at the end the series and next series Donald come back
54:00You know, that's that's all I can hope or Donald comes back. Please by the end of this series. I'll be even better
54:06But yeah, there we go, that is Benidorm series six, sorry series seven and that is episode six
54:13Next week is series seven episode seven and it is the finale of the series
54:18So we will see what is gonna happen and how all these storyline threads are gonna get tied up
54:24But that's gonna do it for today. So thank you very much for watching
54:28Please subscribe. If you do, please drop your comments down below and
54:33Until next time my name is Kevin. I am a geek and you have been watching Kevin the geek
54:39Goodbye