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00:00Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
00:17Captain Blood and his band of feared pirates had sailed the seas for many years, but never could he remember a storm such as this.
00:25He began to wonder whether his ship could withstand the battering and buffeting of the angry waves for much longer.
00:31Alas, it is now too late to launch the lifeboat, he thought, as he lashed himself to the wheel.
00:37His voice rose against the wind.
00:39Captain Blood can think of no better death than to journey to the bottom of the sea, losing the last battle against his old adversary.
00:46But if only I could save the life of the young and beautiful princess who I rescued from the Duke's galleon before I sank her.
00:53I care not about the three chests of doubloons, two chests of jewels, and thirty-six bales of the richest and most colorful silks.
01:01But, oh, must she too perish in this terrible storm.
01:05Is it a good book, Moomin?
01:07Mmm, it's great.
01:10What a terrible storm. It's not easing at all.
01:13No.
01:14I'm so glad I'm not on my own on a night like this. I feel safe in Moominhouse.
01:20Oh, what was that?
01:23It sounded like a tree breaking.
01:25Hey, Moomin.
01:26Hmm?
01:27Why don't you read your story out loud?
01:29Oh, okay, but can I start where I got to?
01:32As long as you tell us what's happened before, we won't know what it's about, and we might have missed something important.
01:37Just the main points will do, Moomin.
01:39Well, there's this brave pirate.
01:41Oh, it's so much fun when someone reads out loud.
01:44Go on, Moomin.
01:45Captain Blood and he and his men have captured a rich and royal galleon.
01:51They've taken lots of gold, silver, and jewels and things, and oh, yes, a princess, too.
01:57It's exciting, isn't it?
01:58Yes, it is.
02:02The storm that rose that night was so violent that at first it seemed inevitable the ship found her before the waves had engulfed it.
02:13Not bad, if I say so myself.
02:15Captain Blood saw that the poor princess had indeed swooned.
02:20With only the rats for company, how frightened she must have been down in the hold.
02:26The noise of the storm was deafening as the ship was thrown about on the swirling sea.
02:31The captain's brave heart went out to his young and beautiful captain.
02:34Could I have some tea, Mama?
02:36Of course, dear.
02:37Would you like me to bring it up to you?
02:38No, thanks.
02:39I've finished for the day.
02:40That's good.
02:41Shall we all have some tea and lemonade?
02:44Yes, please.
02:45I'm very thirsty.
02:46You read very well.
02:48Thank you, Moomin.
02:49Great story, isn't it?
02:50Could I have some strawberry juice, please, Mama?
02:53Snork Maiden, when is your brother coming home?
02:56Oh, he didn't say exactly, but in a couple of days, I should think.
03:00It was a good idea to let Snork Maiden stay while he was away, wasn't it, Papa?
03:05Yes, it wouldn't be very nice to be all on your own at night in a storm like this.
03:11Not at all.
03:20Whoa.
03:27She seems to be sinking.
03:29She won't be able to hold out much longer.
03:31We must get to the crew without delay.
03:34How could we launch a boat in this weather?
03:36Any survivors?
03:38We haven't found anyone yet.
03:41So what about further along the coast?
03:44Any reports of survivors turning up?
03:46No, I'm afraid not, Inspector.
03:48We haven't heard anything.
03:50Well, tell me if you do.
03:52Inspector.
03:53Yes?
03:54It seems to me it was a pirate ship that sunk.
03:56What did you say?
04:00Well, I'm pretty sure I saw the skull and crossbones flying from the mast.
04:04And I think I caught sight of a cannon, but I could have been mistaken.
04:07You must be joking.
04:09I never joke.
04:10I can't see anything.
04:11It's too far away to make out any sort of skull and crossbones.
04:16Try this.
04:17Ah, you've got a telescope.
04:18Now, why didn't you let me have this before?
04:20It might have helped.
04:38Ah, that's it.
04:39She's gone.
04:42I suppose that there aren't many pirate ships around today.
04:46Any that are afloat must be so old that they'd probably break up easily.
04:51That's if it was a pirate ship, but it sure looked like one right enough.
04:56Nothing's been washed up on the shore yet?
04:59No, not a thing.
05:04Isn't it strange that I was reading that book about pirates yesterday?
05:09They probably wouldn't be quite so romantic in real life.
05:12Well, in the book, they were really great.
05:14I wish I'd been one.
05:16A pirate?
05:17Yeah, what could be more exciting?
05:19You can't mean that.
05:21Oh, yes, I do.
05:22To sail across the seven seas, the holds of your ships crammed with treasures.
05:27But you'd have to steal the treasure from somebody first, though, Moomin.
05:31Well, yes, all right, I suppose so.
05:34But I wouldn't steal anything from anyone.
05:38Then you're just a sailor, not a pirate at all.
05:46Moominmama, do you know where Moomin is?
05:49He's probably in Snufkin's tent.
05:51Oh, yeah?
05:52Snorkmaiden, I have a letter for you.
05:56Here you are. It's from the Snork.
05:58Oh, thank you.
06:00Wait a minute, Little My. I want to read Snork's letter.
06:03Take your time.
06:08What's the matter?
06:10It's Snork. He's coming home today.
06:13That's nice.
06:14But Moominmama, there's no food in the house at all.
06:18Now, don't worry about that, Snorkmaiden.
06:20I'll rustle up some dinner for us, and Snork can tell us all about his trip.
06:24Moominpapa would like that.
06:26Oh, thank you, Mama.
06:27Snork doesn't like missing his meals.
06:29He must have got the parts sooner than he thought.
06:32Ha! That's great news.
06:34Then he should finish his flying ship soon, hey?
06:36I guess so.
06:38He should make it into a pirate flying ship.
06:41I could be his first mate, and no one will be able to catch us.
06:44Nobody at all!
06:49Not here.
06:50Oh, dear. I wonder where they've gone, Little My.
06:54There's nobody here.
06:56I wonder where Snork is.
06:58They've gone, Little My.
07:01There's nobody here.
07:03Moomin probably wanted to go looking for an adventure.
07:06I bet they went down to the beach to see if anything's been washed out.
07:10At least the hangar's not been damaged.
07:12Let's go down to the beach. We might find a treasure chest.
07:21What is it?
07:23I just thought I heard something.
07:25Where?
07:26From in there.
07:27Hmm, weird.
07:29Oh, I know! The Snork must have come back.
07:32Oh, yes. Snork. Of course.
07:36Hello, Snork?
07:39Oh, Snork? Are you in here?
07:48Snork mate!
07:57Put her down!
08:01Oh, really. It was actually a pirate ship.
08:04It was indeed, Moominpappa. And we caught the pirates when they swam ashore.
08:08Do you think you captured all of them, Inspector?
08:11Well, of course. We don't know exactly how many there were to begin with.
08:15Hmm, right. We'd better barricade ourselves in Moomin House just to be on the safe side.
08:22Oh, dear. And I suppose I ought to stand guard over my greenhouse as well.
08:30Blasphemy, maidservants! Come here, you little barnacle!
08:34You let Snork mate go, or you'll be sorry, you great big hairy bully!
08:38No, not in your life. That wench is my hostage. I need her to make good my escape, my bucko!
08:43Then you only have yourself to blame.
08:46What? Blame? Stay where you are now, or I will not be bitten again. Keep away, you little cat!
08:52Well, don't hurt her, then.
08:54Hurt her, you little shark? She's a hostage, and a cuddly one at that.
08:58She'll be my safe passage out of these rough waters, or perish.
09:02Well, then you better take me instead, because I'm much easier to carry.
09:06You, huh? Nobody would care if I fed you slowly to the shrimps.
09:10Oh, yes, lots of people want you over, Stuffed Windbag!
09:13All right, all right. Hold your head, Wind. Blow me down. Now, what's your name, girl?
09:18I'm Little Mind.
09:19Well, I'm Captain Rumpot. Now, go and get whatever authorities you have in this backwater.
09:24Hurry, my patience is short.
09:26I'll only go if you promise that you won't hurt Snork maiden.
09:30Of course I won't.
09:32If I find that you've hurt her in any way at all, my revenge will be terrible.
09:36All right, all right, all right.
09:44Here, here.
10:06Captain Rumpot, you are surrounded. Let Snork maiden go. Do you hear me, Captain?
10:12To a gold-buttoned landlubber like you? Never!
10:15She's a good-looking wench, fair-skinned and nicely rounded.
10:19Pirates prefer blondes. Give me a ship and you can have her back.
10:23What do you say to that, my bucko?
10:26You're on your own, Captain. We've got all your men locked up tight.
10:31All me crew?
10:33You're the last one. Now let her go immediately.
10:37Thank you for saving me crew. I feared they were all lost.
10:41Don't thank me. They're all in jail.
10:44Some would say it's the best place for them, but not me.
10:48Now let them out. I need them and a proper ship.
10:51Oh, with two masts and 50 cannon.
10:54And no tricks, else it'll be worse for the girl.
10:58This is too much.
11:01The school for constables didn't tell us about this.
11:04What should we do, Inspector?
11:07Please get Snork Maiden away from him.
11:10I'm afraid you'll hurt her and she'll be frightened.
11:13I'm trying my best, but it's very awkward, all this.
11:16I've not come across anything like it before.
11:19But it's not her fault that his ship sank, Inspector.
11:22I know, I know. Oh, dear, oh, dear.
11:25Oh, I should have been a gardener.
11:28Hey, are you still there, you ruffian?
11:32Let my men go and get my ship.
11:34Two masts and 50 cannon, mind.
11:37Look, Captain Rumpot, I'm afraid that times have changed.
11:40Sailing ships don't have cannon these days.
11:43Shiver me timbers. How do you sink each other, then?
11:46Now don't try to fool me. Remember, I've got the girl.
11:49I think Moominpappa has an old blunderbuss I'm sure he'll let you have.
11:53I don't know if it'll work, though. That's all I've got.
11:56I'm warning you, pea-brain. This is my final word, so listen well.
12:00You have two hours to get the ship ready to sail.
12:03And all my crew with her, mind. Or else I'll...
12:07Now don't worry, my pretty one. I won't harm a single hair on your head.
12:11But I must have something to threaten them with.
12:14Or else I'll feed her to the hungry sharks.
12:19Hush, girl, I won't hurt you.
12:21Are you sure?
12:23Either I get my ship, oak, 50 cannon and at least two masts,
12:26or she'll be food for lobsters.
12:28Lobsters, it's your choice, me hearty.
12:31That should do it.
12:35He sounds as if he'll do it, too.
12:37Two hours, he says, or he'll feed her to the sharks.
12:40Oh, dear, oh, dear.
12:42What will Snork say? Oh, dear, oh, dear.
12:48I have a great idea, sir.
12:50Why don't we climb onto the roof, drill a hole and then drop something on his head?
12:54You know, constable, I've always thought you were an idiot.
12:57Now you've proved it.
12:59Excuse me, inspector.
13:01If we set fire to the hangar, then they'll have to come out, won't they?
13:05Shut up!
13:07Why am I surrounded by fools?
13:09This is no good.
13:11I must calm down. I must calm down.
13:15Captain Rumpot!
13:17Can you hear me, captain?
13:19Ah-ha! You've found a ship already, have you?
13:22Well, no, there aren't any real sailing ships in Moomin Valley.
13:26The chief constable has a yacht.
13:28He doesn't usually let anyone borrow it, but I'm sure in this case he...
13:32I want something big enough to take me to the Spanish Main, I warn you!
13:36Calm down, captain, calm down.
13:38Now just listen to me.
13:40You haven't done anything wrong here, no pirating or such like.
13:44So if you forget about the boat, we'll let you all go.
13:47Think about it. Free to go anywhere you like.
13:49On foot, of course.
13:51The fresh air, the sun on your face, no worry of shipwrecks.
13:55No storms at sea.
13:57What do you think we are, huh? We're pirates, not highwaymen!
14:01It's not so bad being a highwayman, you know.
14:04There'll be lots of rich travelers on the other side of Lonely Mountain, I'm sure.
14:08And lots of adventures with jewels and gold and...
14:11Day me with flaggings of rum, you chicken-brained nitwit!
14:14Nitwit?
14:15No, nincompoop, dumb-bill!
14:17I'm Captain Rumpot, scourge of...
14:19You're making me very angry!
14:21If you were on my ship, you'd dangle from the yard arm, you'd walk the plank!
14:25The inspector's losing control. We'd better calm him down.
14:30Walk the plank, would I?
14:32And in my prison, you'd get no butter on your bread and maggots on your biscuits!
14:37Please calm down, Inspector.
14:39He says we're the pirates, sir.
14:41Take it easy.
14:43And you'd get no tea with your water.
14:45I'd see to it that the bread was mildewed!
14:52That's thirty minutes gone already!
15:03I warn you, gold-button, now there is only one hour to her painful and horrible death!
15:14Cheer up, snark-maiden! Try and hold on!
15:17We'll get you out!
15:20Water! Water!
15:22Huh? What did you say?
15:24Water, please! I'm so thirsty!
15:27Water? Nasty stuff, still.
15:31Hey, land-lovers! Compliments to the galley! The young lady wants a drink!
15:36All right, Captain! I'm coming, snark-maiden!
15:40I'll take it, Inspector.
15:42It's too dangerous. You must leave it to us now, Moomin.
15:45Just a minute, Inspector.
15:47I think we should let Moomin go.
15:49And I've got an idea that just might work.
15:51Snuff him!
15:53It'll take an awful lot of courage, and you'll have to do it all on your own.
15:56Do you think you can do it, Moomin?
15:58Of course!
16:04Splice me mate-race! What's taking them so long?
16:07Keepin' a young lady waitin'!
16:09It's all right. I really don't mind waiting.
16:12Tell you the truth, I could do with a drink myself.
16:15It's thirsty work, shoutin' at idiot policemen.
16:17Don't you worry, little one. They'll be here soon.
16:21Get me a drink, too, you hear? And quick about it!
16:25I've brought you something to drink, Captain.
16:29Right! Come on, then! And no funny stuff!
16:33Don't worry. I'm on my own.
16:36Have you got a drink for me, too?
16:38Yes, Captain.
16:39All right! Stay there and put down the tray!
16:44The bigger one is for you, Captain, and the little one for Snorkmaiden.
16:48Now move away!
16:51That's far enough! Stay there!
16:56Hmm. Why's it so red?
17:00Well, it's strawberry juice. It's very good.
17:05Hmm.
17:08I'll be polite. She can drink from this one, and I'll have hers.
17:12But, Captain, there's not enough for you in the small one.
17:16Strawberry juice isn't exactly my favorite tipple, you know.
17:19No, the small one'll do.
17:22Here you are, young lady.
17:25No, no, Snorkmaiden! Please, don't drink it!
17:28Why not, my young bucko? It's not poisoned, is it?
17:32Don't be silly! Poisoned? Oh, no, no!
17:35Perhaps a sleeping potion?
17:39Hmm. As I thought.
17:41I deemed it mighty strange that two cups were prepared.
17:44You drink it!
17:46Oh, no, no, no, sir! I'm not thirsty at all!
17:49What's the matter, me lad? You said the drink wasn't poisoned, didn't you?
17:53So drink!
17:54No, ma'am!
17:55Aha! You're her swain, are you?
17:58I shall never understand women.
18:00Anyway, one of you'll have to drink it, and now!
18:04Not her! I'll do it! I'll do it! Give it to me!
18:07No, Moomin, don't! There's something in it! You'll be poisoned!
18:11It's all right, Snorkmaiden. It's nothing dangerous.
18:14Don't worry about me.
18:16Now drink it!
18:21That's it! Drink up again!
18:25Down the hatch, me lad!
18:29You're lucky it wasn't poisoned.
18:32Yeah.
18:34And no sleeping potion, either?
18:37No, nothing at all. Nothing.
18:44Oh, Moomin! Oh, no, Moomin!
18:46Fear not, my pretty one.
18:48Your wimpy little beau is just taking a nap.
18:51Your wimpy little beau is just taking a nap.
18:53He'll be right as rain soon.
18:59And he thought he could fool me.
19:01Me, Captain Rumpoth, the cheek of it.
19:04Well, I'll have the other one.
19:10Not bad.
19:12I'm sorry, young lady. They'll have to bring you another.
19:16Shall we order one without the draft?
19:18They'll be surprised when they see me still on me pins.
19:22Wide awake, not sleepy at all.
19:27Let's go and give them a surprise.
19:38Hooray!
19:42Oh, Moomin!
19:44It's all right. I'm okay, Snorkmaiden.
19:47There's nothing in this drink. Would you like some?
19:50Oh, Moomin, you mean you?
19:52I was pretending. So I convinced you, too, huh?
19:56Oh, Moomin!
20:04Captain Rumpoth didn't wake up that day, or the next.
20:07And when he did, he had a terrible headache, which served him right.
20:18The inspector let all the pirates go after a week.
20:22Well, they hadn't done any pirating in Moomin Valley,
20:25and wouldn't be doing any, either.
20:27Not without a ship.