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00:00So, it's another busy week in the office, everyone is in town for trivia.
00:04There's two people that clearly do not like each other and they're gonna have to meet face-to-face.
00:10This is something that has been brewing for a long time.
00:14He's been in a blog war, Tate quit his job, he's moved here.
00:18We'll see what happens, I'm excited.
00:20You met Keegs yet in person?
00:21No, I haven't.
00:22Are you planning on approaching her? Are you gonna let it happen naturally?
00:26I'm not sure what the move's gonna be.
00:30I think we'll see who makes the first move.
00:34I got no issue, but from what I've heard, she's got some serious issues and we've seen that too.
00:41So, we'll see how it goes.
00:43First of all, I'm posted up on the top thing at a table.
00:45I'm sitting next to Megan, hanging out, very much available to speak,
00:48very much available for any sort of conversation.
00:50I came here ready early in the morning, really isn't my ideal time to be arguing,
00:54but I was ready to do it if necessary and I've got nothing.
00:56He's standing over there right now.
00:57I'm just like, it's kind of weird.
00:59I don't know if I'm supposed to now, I'm not gonna go up and start fighting.
01:02I fucking hate him, I hate his guts, I wish he was dead.
01:04If I could watch him just punch him in the face, I would.
01:06But here it is, everybody said he'd be milquetoast wallpaper when I got here
01:09and that's exactly what he's gonna be, or is being.
01:12And it's just shocking at this point.
01:13So, I don't know, man, I don't know.
01:16What do you think?
01:17She doing her prediction?
01:19Let's go to Chicago.
01:20I might cheer extra loud for you.
01:22I'm trying to kill her with kindness, so I might overly cheer her up.
01:26And welcome back to the Dozen Trivia Tournament 4.
01:29You have a new member, Kelly.
01:31You have played 50 matches in this league, Dave and Chief.
01:34You've never won a tournament game.
01:35It's the most in the history of the league.
01:38I mean, I'm setting the stage, you know.
01:40Here we go.
01:40Let's play some trivia.
01:41Russell Wilson.
01:43Carson Palmer, final answer.
01:45Two nothings, mocking.
01:46Bill Nevin, final answer.
01:47Talking about tournaments, that's correct.
01:49Becoming the Ricardos.
01:51Final.
01:53Other side.
01:54Joe Harris, final answer.
01:56That is correct.
01:578-6.
01:58Tony Shalhoub, final answer.
02:00Smocking moving on to the next round.
02:02Big win, great match.
02:04What a W.
02:05Holy shit, Minty.
02:06That's why we signed him and then traded back for him after we tried to trade him
02:09and Jeff wouldn't allow us to trade him.
02:11That's exactly why we did that.
02:12That sucked.
02:12I was rooting for you guys.
02:13I'm devastated.
02:14I couldn't be more devastated.
02:15Like, sick to my stomach.
02:17She's good.
02:18Hurts my heart to see her go down.
02:20She's good.
02:21She is good.
02:22You hate her.
02:22Is it like a Kelly Green or?
02:26Yeah, that looks like a Kelly Green to me.
02:27You like Kelly?
02:28She's a very good trivia player.
02:30I always talk about the color.
02:31Oh, okay.
02:31Sounds like you're thinking about Kelly a lot.
02:33Might be just a jealous green.
02:36Green with envy.
02:38Green, yeah.
02:39Do you wish you were Kelly?
02:40In trivia, yeah.
02:41She's very good.
02:41You guys talk?
02:42Zero talk, one hallway pass and she gave me one of these.
02:49Respected.
02:51Give it to me.
02:52Zero words spoken today.
02:54So I think we both just avoided fireworks on day one.
02:56She's a great trivia player though.
02:58Great trivia player.
02:59Wish I could disappoint and see they lost because I could have seen more of that.
03:04Jack, he just always plays games.
03:06All laughing from up top when I'm doing my post-game show.
03:10Great suit, Jerry.
03:11Looks like shit.
03:12Fuck that guy.
03:13He's a piece of shit.
03:15I just want to torture him.
03:16I should just kidnap him, bring him to my house and just fucking tie him up.
03:21And just fucking do like a Chinese water torture on him with the drop of water just
03:24going on the forehead.
03:29We're smacking.
03:31You're smacking?
03:33God, man.
03:34I just, I was just pointing something out.
03:36What's wrong with my suit?
03:37What's wrong?
03:38It's a custom jacket.
03:39What's wrong with it?
03:40No, it's not.
03:41The guy did it for me.
03:42Look at the sleeves, how perfect they are.
03:44It's a custom fit.
03:45Look at the sleeves, how perfect it is.
03:47White t-shirt under it.
03:48Like, come on, dude, dress up.
03:49My collared shirts were fucking wrinkled.
03:52I don't have an iron.
03:52What are you talking about?
03:53These are from London.
03:54What are you talking about?
03:55UK.
03:56You've never seen these.
03:57No, it's like Canal Street in New York where they just sell fake-ass shit.
04:00How was your weekend?
04:01Skiing?
04:01No, no skiing for me.
04:03Sober as hell.
04:06Jackie Drix.
04:08Oh, look at PFT's car.
04:09Holy shit.
04:12Come on!
04:13Come on!
04:15Brake, brake, brake, brake, brake.
04:19All right.
04:20I don't think it's starting.
04:23All right.
04:32All right, stop, guys, stop.
04:33Thank you, guys.
04:36Appreciate it.
04:37Fuck!
04:38This is not what I need before trivia.
04:41I'm getting tweets over here that Marcel Tate says, oh, she owes me an apology about me.
04:46He's hidden from me for two days.
04:48Come out, come out, wherever you are.
04:49Two days.
04:50You're hiding from me.
04:52Come talk to me then, asshole.
04:54Yeah, should I go, like, should I go?
04:55Yeah, go find him.
04:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:58No, because this is what he wants.
04:59He wants me to come in hot and yell at him and look bad.
05:01That's exactly what he's doing.
05:02And if he wants to talk to me, he can talk to me.
05:03I'm here.
05:04I've been here this entire time.
05:05I'm in his face.
05:06What are you going to do?
05:07He's just a meek little mouse running around.
05:10Hiding from me.
05:11It's like, grow up.
05:12I'm staying out on this one.
05:13I want no, I got no fight.
05:15What?
05:15Dog in the fight.
05:16I got no fight in the dog.
05:18I am just here with my popcorn watching the show.
05:21I said my truth.
05:23I mean, if you don't do it right now, it's going to be a hash out.
05:25I think we should do the rundown.
05:27You know what is the best at Barstool when there's drama and you have nothing to do with it?
05:31That is my favorite drama.
05:33Why is there drama?
05:34Why would you say there's drama?
05:35A drama, but whatever's happening and it's just like, it's nice to have nothing to do with it.
05:39I just see what resolves.
05:41I said she was lazy.
05:42She went on a seven day bender tweeting at me 70,000 times.
05:47She's crazy.
05:48I'm normal.
05:48Truth hurts.
05:50Come down.
05:51I don't want to.
05:51Is Dan here?
05:52Big Cat and Kelly won't talk to each other.
05:56All right.
05:56We're going to have him talk.
05:58Stephen.
06:03Kelly.
06:04Real quick.
06:06Kelly, welcome.
06:08Yes.
06:08Sorry for your loss yesterday.
06:10Oh, thanks.
06:10I'm really devastated.
06:12Throw on your headphones.
06:12I got some questions for you.
06:14Ready?
06:14Do you have questions for me?
06:15I see what's happening in the booth.
06:19It has to be through a glass wall, Tate, this entire time.
06:21No, no.
06:22Can I come in?
06:23Yeah, I'll get my seat.
06:24Okay.
06:24Do you guys have...
06:24I'll leave.
06:25Spoken.
06:25I'll leave.
06:26No, because he's been hiding for the last fucking time.
06:29I'm not leaving.
06:31No, Dan, you stay.
06:32I would like if you stay.
06:33I'll moderate.
06:33I'll moderate.
06:34Okay.
06:34So is there still a lot of beef?
06:36Um, yeah.
06:37I think there's fully beef.
06:38I hate your fucking guts.
06:39Oh, okay.
06:42There is no reconciliation here.
06:43You are an asshole.
06:44You're running around, you know, talking so big, saying that I owe you an apology.
06:48It's bullshit.
06:48You do owe me an apology.
06:49For what, dude?
06:50For what?
06:50If you apologize, I will squash you.
06:52Tell me why I owe you an apology.
06:53Okay, I will.
06:54Kelly Keegs is the Angel Reese of barstool sports.
06:56Because she thinks she's more important than she is.
06:59Oh, that was mean.
07:00That was mean.
07:01That was mean.
07:01She embraces the villain role, but then when it gets burned on her, she's the first to cry victim.
07:06I caught you red-handed saying, oh, I blog on Fridays.
07:09You didn't blog on eight straight Fridays.
07:11Okay.
07:11Not the biggest deal in the world.
07:13You then tried to ruin my life.
07:15Called me, taped more, posted a million pictures on me.
07:17It's very fair.
07:18All is fair on the blog.
07:19But what I'm saying is this.
07:20That, in turn, got hundreds of people to call me what you were saying.
07:24A misogynist.
07:25You hate women.
07:26You coach girls basketball.
07:27Emailing my school.
07:28I'm not built for this.
07:29This is Milton tough shit.
07:30And that's not me.
07:31Are they screaming at each other?
07:34Who cares?
07:37Making me sick.
07:38Spit it out.
07:39Get it out of your mouth.
07:40Say it so I can reply in kind.
07:41I swear to God.
07:42Take your fucking asshole.
07:44Finish it.
07:45Finish popcorn to make sure you get this facility.
07:47Every drop the bag.
07:51Now you're glad you caught that.
07:52I'm sure you're not missing anything.
07:53Oh, should I get caramel and cheddar and butter?
07:58Butter.
08:01Oh, a little spilled.
08:02Glad you caught that too.
08:03I bet you get that.
08:04You get some of the popcorn coming out.
08:05I get this for Viva.
08:08Nothing else going on.
08:09You think that you're better than me.
08:10And I don't know why you think that.
08:12And I don't know who the kind of who you think I am.
08:14But I'm not that person.
08:16And you're a fucking asshole.
08:17It's disgusting.
08:18And I see through it.
08:19I've always seen through it.
08:20I don't care who's nice to you.
08:21I know exactly who the fuck you are.
08:23You're not gonna want to miss this with Viva TV.
08:25Wait, are you showing them the thing?
08:26Yeah, the old school fucking Milton shit.
08:28This is for all you motherfuckers that say,
08:30I miss the old bar stool.
08:31What's the first thing you see on that hat, Fasoli?
08:33It's shit over.
08:34I'm sure they're hashing it out by now.
08:36Might end up being friends.
08:38I would fucking kill you right now if I could.
08:39For you to say like, Tate, you've avoided me for two days.
08:42Kelly, you're the one.
08:43I don't have any problem with you.
08:45How's it going?
08:46Oh, awesome.
08:46Very, very cordial, nothing too crazy.
08:49Oh, that's good.
08:50Yeah.
08:50I'm happy.
08:50I think we're making real progress.
08:52Come on, Fasoli, I'm gonna go piss.
09:01I'm not saying I'm better than you.
09:02You took a joke I said.
09:04Six blogs this month.
09:05Okay, all right, fine.
09:06Who gives a fuck how many blogs I wrote?
09:12If Dave Portnoy calls me up and says I'm not doing enough blogs,
09:14then that's what matters.
09:16I don't give a fuck what you say.
09:16My effort reflects what I think.
09:18Tongue out.
09:18I'm making sure Fasoli doesn't get to see this content, so.
09:21Anything important for Viva TV?
09:24Oh, shit.
09:25Oh.
09:28Fasoli, what are you doing?
09:30My job.
09:30I don't know if you guys will ever see eye to eye.
09:33I think you both have had,
09:35I think you both have done things to each other
09:37that you could both be like,
09:38if you have like a moment of reflection,
09:40being like, you know what, my bad, a little bit.
09:43But, yeah, I don't know if you'll ever see eye to eye.
09:56I ran that.
09:58That's the most obvious thing.
10:00She lost her tongue.
10:13I don't want, I don't want like residual smoke.
10:16I'm a fucking Kelly Peek stan.
10:19That rocked.
10:20God, I'm like, I got fucking juiced.
10:23I'm scared right now.
10:25I'm scared.
10:26Kelly, see you around.
10:27See ya.
10:28Thank you guys for hanging around for it.
10:30Oh, what a nightmare.
10:36It's important to play both sides.
10:38Tate did great too.
10:39Kelly, you go take a walk.
10:40Kelly, I need a walk.
10:43I need a drink.
10:44Yeah, yeah, go take a lap.
10:46Go take a lap.
10:46I slapped out with rage and I almost killed him.
10:49I looked at Gia, we were streaming and I went,
10:50I looked at Gia, I go, oh my God,
10:51I think she might actually hit him.
10:53And then 30 seconds later, she goes,
10:54I'm going to hit you.
10:56Listen, I fucking hate my hair so much.
10:58Yeah, sorry.
10:59I didn't know I was going to, I was bombarded.
11:02I got asked to come on the act for a couple of questions
11:03and then he inserted himself in the booth
11:05and was like, can I come in here?
11:06I was just screeching.
11:07You were?
11:08I fucking can't go.
11:11I would say I'm officially 2-0 against her.
11:13That is a master class in how to get under someone's skin.
11:17Usually the person that yells and screams the most
11:19in the fight knows they're wrong.
11:22That's why they have to raise their voice.
11:23I was calm, cool, and collected the whole time
11:25and Kelly Kiggs was Kelly Kiggs.
11:30I got some information today.
11:32Frank was feeling a little bit down.
11:34I wanted to rile him up a little bit
11:36like I do every year before the dozen.
11:38And I said, I think Jeff DeLo gave Uptown Balls the answers.
11:41Now I just got to be like, I think he, I think he,
11:43I think it was rigged.
11:44You're out of here.
11:45All five of you, I told you I was joking to me.
11:49I called it, right?
11:50Hey, hey, hey.
11:51You fucked us.
11:52I'm never going to win anything.
11:54You think you know me talking?
11:56You know how many times I call me a loser?
11:58I'm a jinx.
11:59Jerry told me.
12:00Jerry told me.
12:01That's what the whole plan was.
12:02He told me.
12:03You know you fucked us.
12:04You did the same thing.
12:05He did the experts.
12:06He did the loss.
12:06Because you can't handle us winning.
12:08So you get fucked.
12:09Well, this is a fixed tournament.
12:11It's fixed.
12:12They put on there who's going to be upset.
12:13They put our picture on there.
12:14And then Jerry says that they sent him the answers.
12:17And he's probably true.
12:19Because Jerry knows he's always in the inside.
12:21We're going to be just fine.
12:23We're a good team.
12:24I'm never going to win.
12:25I'm never going to win this.
12:26I'm a loser.
12:27That's what I am.
12:27I'm a loser.
12:28You saw it today.
12:29That's my bad.
12:30That's my bad.
12:30That's my bad.
12:31You said it.
12:31You said it.
12:32You gave him the questions.
12:34I believe.
12:34And then look at Mr. Smirk over there.
12:38Mr. Smirk over there.
12:39There's no Smirk, Frank.
12:41You fucking idiot.
12:42I ain't buying it.
12:43I'm ice cold, dude.
12:45I ain't buying it.
12:46I ain't buying it.
12:46Caution blood, dude.
12:47Relax.
12:51How'd you put your lid?
12:52I don't know.
12:54All right.
12:54If you're watching this, you've obviously seen it's been a tumultuous week at Barstow.
12:58Chicago HQ.
12:59A lot of toxicity.
13:00So I had to do one thing.
13:01I've hired an emotional support animal to come in and relieve the office of all the stress.
13:07How can you not be excited for the queen?
13:08I'm going to protest at Ice Breaker's gum headquarters.
13:11I'm going to burn chocolate at the stake.
13:13I'm going to do everything I need to do to make sure that woman is safe.
13:19Come on, peachy.
13:24Hi, gorgeous.
13:26You're so funny, babe.
13:38She's beautiful.
13:56I try not to.
13:57Oh my gosh, she's tiny.
13:58She's like a pipsqueak.
14:00This is my sister.
14:01Peachy.
14:11Disgusting, man.
14:12There's a couple dog haters in here.
14:14Eddie, Brandon, maybe Tate.
14:16I don't know.
14:17That's not a stick.
14:21I am a human, yes.
14:23I'm not a stick.
14:23I'm not a bone.
14:24I'm a person.
14:26Oh, this is good.
14:37I think Dave's telling me to go to Canada.
14:39I got here last night at 7 o'clock at night.
14:42Now I think he wants me to go to Canada.
14:44I don't want to go to Canada.
14:46If it's my duty to go to Canada, I'll go to Canada.
14:48I would think somebody like you, who doesn't have much to offer this company,
14:53when your team is going to Edmonton, which by all accounts is a crazy place,
14:58it'd be like jumping out to make contact.
15:00Yeah, but every game I go to, they lose.
15:02So you just can't cover your teams?
15:04I could cover my teams.
15:06I will cover my teams from the couch, at least while they're in Edmonton.
15:10When you have nothing to offer and your team is it, we don't have another Florida guy.
15:14So do you want me to just...
15:14I'll book the flight to Edmonton right now.
15:16How long is the flight?
15:17I think it's a bet.
15:19I think you're going now.
15:20I'll get your nose, please.
15:23You're going to get me like lower level?
15:24No.
15:26I'll get your nose, please.
15:27That's where you belong.
15:28Your nose, please.
15:29They're going to lose, Dave.
15:30Like, this is not fair.
15:32That is good concept.
15:33My thing is, if I'm the sole reason why my home team loses, it blows a 3-0 lead.
15:38Okay, let me look at the flip side.
15:40I have a guy that really does nothing.
15:43Like, it literally was like big catch.
15:44You want to rehire him?
15:45He's like, sure, whatever.
15:47His team is in the Stanley Cup Finals in Edmonton.
15:51He doesn't want to get his ass off the couch.
15:52You know how many people would be like, I'll take that job and go
15:55watch my favorite team play in the Stanley Cup Finals?
15:58Like, no, I don't want to go.
15:59I would go.
16:00The Chiclets guys are there.
16:01They live there.
16:02What do you mean they live there?
16:04Don't they live in Canada?
16:05Rear Admiral does not live in fucking Edmonton.
16:08What place for them?
16:10I think it's in Boston.
16:12Yeah, that's like a what?
16:13Two hour drive?
16:14What are you talking about?
16:17Let me go get going.
16:18Go get going.
16:20Honestly, it's like you should.
16:21That was a good pep talk.
16:23Dan should have given you that pep talk.
16:24Crazy.
16:27That's crazy.
16:28What else do you have going on?
16:29Nothing.
16:30I have stuff going on.
16:31What?
16:32A life.
16:35You have quite literally nothing going on.
16:37You have nothing going on.
16:39You have nothing going on.
16:40We have a dozen a night.
16:42You're not in a dozen.
16:43I know.
16:43I wanted to root for you.
16:44Yeah.
16:45You got nothing going on.
16:46What a spoiled brat.
16:48He's getting a paid trip to Edmonton to watch his team in the Stanley Cup finals.
16:52He's acting like it's a destiny.
16:54And you have no other responsibility.
16:55You don't do anything.
16:57I do stuff.
16:58Like what?
17:00I make videos.
17:01Go make a video on Edmonton.
17:04All right.
17:04He has nothing to do.
17:06Nothing to do.
17:07I walked in there.
17:08I saw you doing nothing.
17:10And it's like this guy does nothing.
17:12And his team is in the Stanley Cup finals.
17:14He should be at Edmonton making content.
17:16It's so funny.
17:18You got the chance to watch your team win the Stanley Cup.
17:20You know they're strong.
17:21I do understand.
17:22They're going to lose if I go.
17:25If I've seen them win once, it'd be a no-brainer.
17:27He knows that every game I've seen them play this year, they've lost.
17:30I had no idea that was a thing.
17:32Yes, you did.
17:33No, I didn't.
17:33I've tweeted about it like four times.
17:35Like, you think I follow you on Twitter?
17:37You do.
17:38It says follows you.
17:39Yeah, I don't pay attention.
17:41That's probably better off.
17:42You're not a victim here.
17:43I am a victim.
17:44My goal is getting a paid round trip and a ticket to go watch your favorite team try to win this thing.
17:49That's crazy.
17:50I don't even watch hockey and I kind of want to go.
17:51Have fun.
17:53Hey, enjoy that show.
17:54Canada's different, bro.
17:55You're going to see some real hockey fans.
17:57Have a good time, y'all.
17:58This is so fucked up.
18:00Going to Canada.
18:01I don't want to go, for the record.
18:03If they lose, do not blame me.
18:05Have fun.
18:05What the fuck?
18:06All right, bye.
18:06Thanks.
18:11It's probably like 13, 14 hours to get there.
18:17Yeah, all right.
18:18All right, so I booked him a 9, 22 p.m. flight tonight.
18:21He's going to land in Seattle at midnight and he'll be in Seattle until 8 a.m.
18:26And then he lands in Edmonton at 11 a.m.
18:30Yeah, we got to teach some work ethic around here.
18:34All right, folks, case race six.
18:36This is a Royal Rumble case race that we've had in the works for a good, like, four months.
18:41And it is finally coming to fruition tonight.
18:44Whoever wins, really just bragging rights, the team that has the most beers consumed collectively.
18:50And then the losing team, they have to put somebody into a human-sized balloon,
18:54like we did with KB a couple weeks ago.
18:56Case race six, let's go.
19:07Oh.
19:08I legit feel like I'm, like, about to go play a basketball game.
19:11I have, like, pre-game jitters.
19:30It's not a competition.
19:32It's not.
19:32It's literally a competition.
19:34And your boy's got 10.
19:36It's 11!
19:37It's never been done before.
19:39That's 11.
19:40This is number 12, again.
19:42So just, just, that's where we're at.
19:44Shoot!
19:45Hold it in!
19:45Shoot!
19:46Shoot!
19:46Oh no!
19:47We're good!
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20:01No!
20:02No!
20:02No!
20:03No!
20:03No!
20:04No!
20:04No!
20:05No!
20:05No!
20:06No!
20:07No!
20:07No!
20:08Don't fall right now.
20:08I don't think I really puked.
20:11And that was just me blowing my nose.
20:14I was blowing my nose!
20:15I just puked.
20:16I don't think I puked!
20:17No, you didn't.
20:18No, you did.
20:19There was no pupils.
20:20You're not allowed to
20:25You should be on here.
20:28Four...
20:35I don't get paid enough for this.
20:36I do not get paid enough for any of this.
20:39Give it a rest.
20:40Give it a rest.
20:42Like a bull in a china shop.
20:44Like a china in a china shop.
20:46Ah.
20:49Fuck out of here now.
20:53Ah.
20:54Take your shirt.
20:57Where is my shirt?
21:00Ew.
21:01Oh no.
21:02I'm going to throw up on my feet.
21:04Oh no.
21:06I'm going to throw up on my feet.
21:10Oh no.
21:11This is going to be the worst.
21:13Ew.
21:14I'm going to throw up.
21:18Oh.
21:19Oh my god.
21:21Oh.
21:22Oh.
21:23You okay?
21:24Oh no.
21:25That hurts so much.
21:28Oh my god.
21:32This sucks so bad.
21:37Neo Matrix.
21:41Okay.
21:42Throw up.
21:43You got it.
21:44You got a spider in a balloon.
21:46Simple as that.
21:47It would be easy if you were fucking naked.
21:49Completely naked?
21:50I think so.
21:51I'll drop down in a brief.
21:52How's that?
21:53Yeah, that'll work.
21:54I'll get naked.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Put Dana in it.
21:57That would actually be way easier.
21:58Put Dana in it.
21:59Yeah.
22:00If Dana was naked.
22:07All right, Dana, let's go.
22:09Ready?
22:10One, two, three.
22:11Hop, hop, hop, hop.
22:12Hop.
22:13Hop.
22:14Hop.
22:15Hop.
22:16Hop.
22:17Hop.
22:18Hop.
22:19Hop.
22:20Hop.
22:21His hair.
22:22His hair.
22:23My hair.
22:24My hair.
22:25Ow, ow, ow.
22:26My hair's caught in something.
22:27No, it's his hair.
22:28It's his hair.
22:29Stop, stop, stop.
22:30Stop.
22:31My hair's caught in the fucking thing.
22:32Oh no.
22:33Ow.
22:34Holy fuck.
22:35Oh fuck.
22:36Ow.
22:37This hurts so bad.
22:38Stop.
22:39Stop twisting it.
22:40Stop twisting it.
22:41Stop.
22:42Stop.
22:43Let go, Dan.
22:44Let go, Dan.
22:45I know.
22:46I know.
22:47I know.
22:48I know.
22:49I'm holding it up.
22:50It hurts.
22:51That hurts so fucking bad.
22:52His hair.
22:53His hair.
22:54Oh fuck.
22:55How do we get my hair out of this?
22:56Don't.
22:57Don't.
22:58Don't.
22:59Don't.
23:00Don't.
23:01Don't.
23:02Don't.
23:03Don't.
23:04Help me, Kate.
23:05Kate, help me.
23:06What are they doing?
23:07Out, out.
23:08Kate, what are they doing?
23:09Kate, Kate, tell me.
23:10What are they doing?
23:11She's going to try and reverse it.
23:12Okay, press the reverse button.
23:13I need to make sure it'll be okay.
23:14All right.
23:15Somebody get P.F.D. a beer.
23:16I had to cut it.
23:17You got to wear a bandana.
23:18Did you just use scissors?
23:19Yeah, I had to cut you out.
23:20This would have been-
23:21Why did you use scissors?
23:22Because I had to cut you out.
23:23You were stuck.
23:24You were stuck.
23:25You were so stuck into this-
23:26She should have used the reverse button.
23:27No, look how stuck it is, BFD.
23:30You're tangled so many times.
23:32Why did you let the drunk man get the scissors?
23:34It's not bad.
23:35I was never, ever gonna lose my hair, ever.
23:38And now that this happened, now I've lost my hair.
23:40Is Chase throwing up over there?
23:42What's going on?
23:43Where's Chase?
23:44You smell.
23:44Ugh.
23:46There you go, you have a metal scar.
23:47Metal scar.
23:48Metal scar.
23:48I'm fine, we're, yeah.
23:49I found myself in a predicament I did not expect.
23:53It seemed like there was no way out.
23:55It's up, Dana.
23:56No!
24:00All right, spider, spider, spider, spider.
24:03A little more air, I can get this in.
24:05A little more air, I can get that in.
24:07I'm in.
24:08I have zero balance, but I'm in.
24:10I simply do not have this in my bag.
24:12Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
24:16Get me up, get me up.
24:18Get up, get up.
24:19Air first, air first.
24:21All right, swapping.
24:23Wait, stop, stop.
24:24All right, hold on, hold on, hold on.
24:26That's good, that's good.
24:28All right, one, go.
24:30Yes.
24:31Go!
24:32Yes!
24:33Yes, can you hop?
24:35Let's go!
24:35Yes!
24:36Let's go, spider!
24:44Air, air, air, air, air, air, air.
24:47Where are you going, where are you going?
24:49Pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it.
24:50Pull it, pull it.
24:51Yeah!
24:53Spider, spider, spider, spider, spider.
25:03Oh no!
25:12Dude, it's mad.
25:13I had 21 and a half beers.
25:16I don't know how it happened, but we won.
25:19And I'm happy about that,
25:21but like, why me?
25:23I'm gonna pray to God and ask questions.
25:26If you're broke, don't fix it.
25:28I've had fun tonight.
25:29This has been a fun time.
25:31We don't have to.
25:36We just, we just.
25:48Do you need to pee?
25:51No.