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00:00:30Welcome to the Barstool College Football Show.
00:00:39It is championship weekend.
00:00:40Of course, we're breaking down all the championship games.
00:00:43It's the first time we've all been together since Rivalry Week.
00:00:46So I have a feeling that we're gonna talk a little bit about those games.
00:00:49But Dan, I wanna ask you first.
00:00:50The Texas A&M Aggies stink.
00:00:52They let me down.
00:00:53Wow.
00:00:53They let me down.
00:00:54They let me down.
00:00:55I would not have come to you for, no, they-
00:00:56They let me down.
00:00:57They let you down.
00:00:57Yeah, they let me down.
00:00:58They let me down too.
00:00:59What do you wanna ask me?
00:01:00I was gonna ask you how you were feeling before I get to the other two that I
00:01:03know where we're gonna go.
00:01:04I feel great.
00:01:05I love Rivalry Week.
00:01:06It was so much fun for me to watch, minus the Texas A&M Aggies.
00:01:08I did bet on them, plus six.
00:01:11But it was, I'm trying to fix my earpiece.
00:01:15It was incredible.
00:01:16It was Georgia, Georgia Tech.
00:01:18Yep.
00:01:18It was Michigan, Ohio State.
00:01:20It was Notre Dame, USC was a great game.
00:01:24Clemson, South Carolina.
00:01:25There were so many Miami Syracuse-
00:01:26What are we doing here?
00:01:27What are we doing here?
00:01:29We're talking about football.
00:01:29We're just talking about football.
00:01:31It was some of the best football I've watched.
00:01:34It was a great day.
00:01:35And the Egg Bowl wasn't shockingly bad.
00:01:36The Egg Bowl wasn't shockingly bad.
00:01:38No, it really wasn't.
00:01:38It was good.
00:01:39Oh, Nebraska, Iowa.
00:01:40Yeah, these were some good games.
00:01:41So this is like a concerted pre-effort?
00:01:45Oh, I don't know.
00:01:45He was probably trying to say something, but-
00:01:47Yeah, you cut out there.
00:01:50Ah, shoot.
00:01:50Yeah, we cut out.
00:01:54I'm going to see the Florida Fat Boy.
00:02:03It was the worst loss I've ever had in my life.
00:02:04I don't know.
00:02:05It was an inexcusable loss.
00:02:08Ryan Day has to go.
00:02:10I've never seen a team with just the chips
00:02:13stacked so heavily in their favor,
00:02:16just talent-wise, at home, come so underprepared,
00:02:21so just such a bad game plan, no in-game adjustments,
00:02:26just Jim Harrow lives rent-free.
00:02:28And Ryan Day said it's a fact.
00:02:31No one was ever more right than when he said
00:02:32Ryan Day was born on third base.
00:02:33He was born on third base.
00:02:34He's never built a program, never developed one.
00:02:37This is his sixth year.
00:02:39You've seen this.
00:02:40So the first year that he beat Michigan, that was Urban's team.
00:02:43Now we have this.
00:02:44This is his class.
00:02:45The senior class that all came back, didn't go to the draft,
00:02:47came back to beat Michigan.
00:02:48It's almost like they thought they didn't have to earn it.
00:02:50Like they thought it was just like a guarantee,
00:02:52like, oh, we're better this year.
00:02:54So we're just going to walk in there and just win.
00:02:56We don't have to, it's just, it sickens me to my core.
00:02:58It really does.
00:02:59This senior class, zero wins over Michigan,
00:03:02zero Big Ten championship game appearances.
00:03:06He just absolutely shit down his leg.
00:03:08It was, it was just, it was just disgusting to watch.
00:03:10It felt like a bad dream.
00:03:13That was reality.
00:03:14I have a question.
00:03:14Go ahead, Dan.
00:03:15When you said you, it felt like they just walked in
00:03:19and thought they would just be able to win the game
00:03:20and not earn it.
00:03:22Do you think the fans maybe thought that too?
00:03:25I thought, partly so, because I thought there was no way
00:03:30that they, that they would have that mentality.
00:03:32That's, I'm the fan.
00:03:33I'm supposed to talk shit on their behalf.
00:03:35They're supposed to deliver.
00:03:36That's fair.
00:03:37Like, if we're 20 point favorites,
00:03:38I feel like I should come in there and be like,
00:03:40and we're just so much better talent wise.
00:03:43We're at home.
00:03:45Like I, I thought they would come in with,
00:03:47I thought they would come in with the scars
00:03:49the last three years, with the mentality
00:03:51we haven't beat Michigan, that this is the year
00:03:53we're going to take it to them.
00:03:54We're going to come in focused, just ready to go.
00:03:57And I mean, I guess, I guess you could say
00:03:59the defense kind of did.
00:04:00Like the defense didn't play bad, obviously.
00:04:02I mean, the offense just, they just shit down their leg
00:04:04and they just decided we're just going to run it
00:04:07up the middle into their two NFL tackles
00:04:09after our all big 10 centers out for the year.
00:04:11Our, our first round draft pick left tackles out for the year.
00:04:14We're just going to run it up the middle,
00:04:15right into the, their strength.
00:04:18And just, I mean, the first drive of the game,
00:04:20they're just throwing the ball outside.
00:04:21They're just going to march right down the field.
00:04:23They get inside the 10 or 15.
00:04:25They decided to run the ball.
00:04:26They kick a field goal.
00:04:27They run it the rest of the half
00:04:28to the last drive of the half.
00:04:29They go straight down the field, score a touchdown,
00:04:31throwing the ball.
00:04:32And then they just don't do it again.
00:04:33I mean, it was just, I mean, to not score a point
00:04:36in the second half, I don't think they picked up
00:04:38a first down the last, I think it was 20 minutes
00:04:40of the game, I believe.
00:04:41Yeah, fourth quarter, they had the ball
00:04:42for like two and a half minutes.
00:04:43It was just, I mean, like the only,
00:04:45like the defense, they really only,
00:04:46I guess you could say they played bad
00:04:47was that last drive, obviously.
00:04:49But the fact that they were in that game
00:04:51in the first place was, I mean, just a testament
00:04:55to how much of a dipshit Ryan Day is
00:04:56and just Chip Kelly called an awful game.
00:04:58Now, I can start, I'll try.
00:05:02Question number one, Ev, if I'm wearing Michigan gear
00:05:08and I'm walking down the street
00:05:11and you're in Ohio State gear,
00:05:14do you cross to the other side of the street now?
00:05:16Are you like, I can't man up with this person coming.
00:05:21I need to avoid them.
00:05:23I need to put my eyes to the ground.
00:05:25I can't look the superior human in the face.
00:05:30No, I'd still look you dead in your eyes,
00:05:32call you a pussy.
00:05:34No, you wouldn't.
00:05:35He didn't concede the game, also.
00:05:36No, no, but that's the difference between me and you, Dave.
00:05:38You're fair weather, Dave.
00:05:39We remember a few years ago when it was the other way,
00:05:41you ran, you didn't stream, you'd leave at a halftime.
00:05:43That's the thing about, when you FaceTime me after the game,
00:05:46no, no, no, when you FaceTime me after the game,
00:05:47I pick up the phone,
00:05:48because I stand 10 toes down on those windows
00:05:50and drive without my glasses.
00:05:51I would pick up, as a part of me,
00:05:53I'm not wanting you to have this tiny little victory.
00:05:55You ran away, you ran away.
00:05:57No, I didn't hand up.
00:05:58I've said I could have done,
00:06:00I played the possum card here.
00:06:02I thought about, oh, I knew, no, no, no, no.
00:06:05I knew if they were ever going to get us,
00:06:07if you guys are ever going to beat us,
00:06:09I thought it was this, because I watch this team
00:06:11and we don't have a quarterback.
00:06:13We don't really have an offense.
00:06:1520 million on paper, Ryan Day.
00:06:18And to go in and kick your ass and to see Jack Sawyer.
00:06:25And at the end of the game,
00:06:27Jack Sawyer is like grabbing the equipment manager.
00:06:32So he's like, I'm tired of seeing these guys
00:06:34plant the flag on our stadium, bro.
00:06:39Fuck these guys, bro, fuck them, crying.
00:06:43He was literally, it's like, it's a rivalry.
00:06:47We kick your ass.
00:06:48Ryan Day, what was he doing?
00:06:49He looked like he's just going, what's happened?
00:06:52He literally, I'm not making this up.
00:06:54Like a lot of times we do these things
00:06:56and like Dave's exaggerating.
00:06:58Dave's making things up.
00:06:59Ryan Day was sitting like on the 30 yard line
00:07:04being like, what happened?
00:07:06What happened?
00:07:07He literally, he's looking around
00:07:10as Jack Sawyer is being held back
00:07:12by the equipment manager.
00:07:13Fuck these guys, I'm so tired of seeing them
00:07:17stick the flag in our field.
00:07:20Ryan Day, what happened?
00:07:22And I swear to God, I said this on Pick'em.
00:07:25I was one of them where it was like,
00:07:27yeah, throw the records out.
00:07:30If you go O and 10, 10 and O, and then you beat your rival,
00:07:33everyone's like, you won the season.
00:07:36When the Wolverines conquering heroes
00:07:40came back to Yost Arena
00:07:43and were welcomed at the hockey game,
00:07:46it may have been a bigger reaction,
00:07:50a more excited reaction
00:07:52than when we won the national championship the year before.
00:07:57I haven't felt the euphoria of that game
00:08:03because like national championship year,
00:08:05it's like, I really thought we had a chance to win
00:08:08though as I made that bet, shut Buckeye Brandon up.
00:08:12I would have bet my net worth if I could have done it
00:08:14without anyone finding out probably on Ohio State
00:08:17because it's like, that would have been betting on darkness.
00:08:20Like I didn't think we had a chance.
00:08:23And as I watched that game unfold,
00:08:27knowing that this was your shot
00:08:31like I didn't think there could be a bigger game
00:08:35than last year and to rip it, it's done.
00:08:42Like it's over.
00:08:43I was rolling around on the ground and seeing the despair.
00:08:47I haven't had, I was on every single message board,
00:08:51every single thread reading it.
00:08:54I was leaving the same comment, this thread rules.
00:08:58If you go check me on Twitter,
00:09:01I have this thread rules a hundred times
00:09:05under every Ohio State thread of, we got to do this.
00:09:08We don't want to go to the playoffs.
00:09:10We can get rid of Ryan Day.
00:09:12Jack Sawyer, five-star.
00:09:15His lasting image as an Ohio State Buckeye.
00:09:20Fuck you guys, man.
00:09:23You keep putting the flag on our field.
00:09:28It sums up everything.
00:09:30And it feels like we won the national championship
00:09:35and Sharon Moore, who was borderline hot seat,
00:09:39they may build a statue.
00:09:41Like I've never seen anything quite like this.
00:09:45And I've watched sports, I'm 47.
00:09:47I've won more Super Bowls than I can remember.
00:09:50I've won NBA championships, Stanley Cup,
00:09:52a single game that changed the fate
00:09:57of two programs, two states and all their fan bases.
00:10:04I don't know that I remember it.
00:10:07It's just incredible.
00:10:09And I don't know where you go from here,
00:10:12but I am going to retire calling you fat boy.
00:10:16I'm just going to call you poor Ev from now on
00:10:20because the rivalry is over.
00:10:24This is, I don't know what to say.
00:10:28It takes a lot for me to be speechless.
00:10:30I'm speechless.
00:10:32This was the biggest shocking event.
00:10:35And I guess it just shows the difference,
00:10:38the pride, the heart of these two programs.
00:10:41We, I can't believe it.
00:10:44I cannot believe it.
00:10:45I still sit here.
00:10:47I can't believe it.
00:10:49Okay, what was your second question for Ev?
00:10:51That was one question.
00:10:55Are you going to watch the playoffs?
00:10:59I mean, yeah, obviously I'm going to watch the playoff.
00:11:01I have no faith.
00:11:01I disavow Ryan Day entirely.
00:11:04I have zero faith that, I mean,
00:11:06because even people try to type,
00:11:07cheer me up and be like,
00:11:08oh, like they could go in the national title.
00:11:09If you think Ryan Day could,
00:11:12and this team could spring together.
00:11:14They don't have to play Michigan.
00:11:15They don't have to play Michigan.
00:11:17I agree with him.
00:11:18Now how does that make you feel?
00:11:19I'll be rooting for them like hell.
00:11:21How does that make you feel?
00:11:21And there it is, and there it is, fat boy.
00:11:25There it is.
00:11:25There it is.
00:11:26And he's also, he's conceding it.
00:11:29Dave, he's saying what you want him to say.
00:11:31No, but there it is.
00:11:31That is, that is what the problem for Ohio is.
00:11:35And even Buckeye Brandon just said it.
00:11:38Like when he's like, I don't think we can do it.
00:11:40And, and both Big Cat and Brandon, he's like,
00:11:42eh, you don't have to play Michigan.
00:11:44That and that statement, which will live.
00:11:49Truth.
00:11:50It doesn't matter what they do.
00:11:51It doesn't matter what sport.
00:11:53It doesn't matter if you're eating dinner.
00:11:55It doesn't matter if you're going to the movies.
00:11:57Well, you don't have to play Michigan.
00:12:00And they have no way.
00:12:02I, I just can't.
00:12:03Oh, it's brutal.
00:12:07Well.
00:12:08You hold him, fat boy.
00:12:09You don't have to play Michigan.
00:12:10Well, it's, it's going to be a hard habit to break.
00:12:12I mean, here's the thing.
00:12:13I think Ev is, I mean, Ev, obviously if you win.
00:12:16I said no more fat boy.
00:12:18Ev, if you guys win the national title.
00:12:20If you win the national title,
00:12:23do you forgive Ryan Day or does it matter?
00:12:26That's, I think that's the only way he can even get
00:12:28like an ounce, like national title game loss.
00:12:30Not good enough, but he's probably not.
00:12:33But I have a question.
00:12:34I have another question.
00:12:34No, I, I, I think there's a very good chance that he does.
00:12:38He does get fired.
00:12:39Yes.
00:12:40I think there's a very good chance that he doesn't
00:12:41because of the timeline after everything.
00:12:43I have it on like pretty good authority.
00:12:45He was looking at other jobs in the middle of the season.
00:12:47Yeah.
00:12:48Let me just be very right.
00:12:50Ryan Day is a coward.
00:12:51He's a pussy.
00:12:52Yeah, I actually like he is, he's no, no, he's not
00:12:55like he's mentally not cut out.
00:12:56No, I agree.
00:12:57The head coach of Ohio State.
00:12:58He does a fake tough guy thing.
00:12:59He tried to run the ball.
00:13:00Like, you know, even I even said like, they're trying
00:13:01to like do like just run up the middle over and over again.
00:13:04I mean, even they tried to like go over there
00:13:06and like stand like this as they walked up.
00:13:08Like, like, who do you think you like?
00:13:09Yeah.
00:13:10You're going to play football in a few minutes.
00:13:11Like what do you think?
00:13:12When he's talking to Mason Graham being like
00:13:14your season's over, you're not playing anymore.
00:13:16It's like, your career is over and you never beat Mason.
00:13:20Well, I mean, Mason Graham talks shit to him first.
00:13:22He's going to say something bad.
00:13:23What were you going to say about Ryan Day real quick?
00:13:24Oh, that just, there's a greatly higher chance
00:13:27that he leaves for another job
00:13:29than Ohio State actually fired.
00:13:31Okay.
00:13:31So, so Dave, I had a question for you.
00:13:34Was there part of you that was like,
00:13:37this might be bad in the longterm
00:13:38because you kind of wanted to give Ryan Day one
00:13:41so that you keep him around longer
00:13:43to beat him when you need it?
00:13:45Cause if he gets fired, like he might,
00:13:48what if they bring Urban back?
00:13:49Cause Urban owns you.
00:13:53Well, I, he has a different time, different NIL.
00:13:57I mean, everyone can cheat now.
00:13:59So that's, or pay money.
00:14:00So it's a little bit different.
00:14:01I'd love Urban to come back.
00:14:02I'd love, I'd love, listen, I'm a Michigan man.
00:14:05We want the best.
00:14:06We want to play the best.
00:14:07Bring this scumbag back.
00:14:09One of the worst humans who ever lived.
00:14:10That shows the state of Ohio.
00:14:12A universally reviled guy who quite literally
00:14:16every single person I saw,
00:14:18who was telling the story the other day, Vrabel.
00:14:20Vrabel's like, he didn't even know who I was.
00:14:22I worked for him.
00:14:23So bring back the worst human who ever lived.
00:14:25I'd love a shot.
00:14:26He's a great college coach.
00:14:29You know, I thought about selling,
00:14:30but I still may, because I think it's funny,
00:14:32like in maize and blue colors,
00:14:34like a hat that says extend Ryan Day.
00:14:37But, and people probably buy him.
00:14:39It's a cute gimmicky thing.
00:14:40But we want to, we want to challenge.
00:14:43Like, they have rolled over.
00:14:46It is 47 and one.
00:14:50Is that what it is, Ev?
00:14:51Against every team in the Big Ten
00:14:53and one and four against us?
00:14:55Yeah, that was the worst.
00:14:56That was not only the worst loss
00:14:58because it was Michigan for Ryan Day.
00:15:00That was the worst team he's ever lost to, by far.
00:15:03Easily.
00:15:04Oh, that pass that we threw at the goal line
00:15:08by Jack Sawyer.
00:15:09Is that, like, that was the worst pass I've ever seen.
00:15:12That, that, there isn't one person, male or female,
00:15:15in our office who couldn't have completed that pass.
00:15:17By the way, can I say one thing about Jack Sawyer?
00:15:20I actually like everything he did.
00:15:21Yeah, he was the only one showing passion.
00:15:23And also, I don't think you can do it,
00:15:25like, it's weird college football now where,
00:15:29in college basketball, the same thing,
00:15:30where people get upset when guys transfer
00:15:32and there's no loyalty to the brand and everything.
00:15:34He's showed loyalty to Ohio State.
00:15:36Like, I like that.
00:15:37I have no problem with Jack Sawyer.
00:15:39He, he is, he got caught in a very unfortunate,
00:15:44like, moment of being liked.
00:15:46What was he saying, Dave?
00:15:49He said, he said something like this.
00:15:50He said, he's holding the equipment manager.
00:15:53I'm sick and tired of seeing these guys every year
00:15:57plant their flag in our stadium, bro.
00:16:03So, I respect the passion,
00:16:06but that clip of, like, your best player
00:16:10literally weeping crocodile tears
00:16:13because the other team is celebrating.
00:16:16And that video that Dan, you sent me
00:16:18of them walking into Beast.
00:16:20It's just, it, all of it, and Ryan, what happened?
00:16:25Whoa, where am I?
00:16:26What, what's going on?
00:16:28It, it, I have, by the way, I haven't looked.
00:16:31Has Troy Smith tweeted yet?
00:16:34Oh, I don't know.
00:16:35Look, Troy Smith, he, he was on four days.
00:16:39He could be dead.
00:16:41I gotta look.
00:16:41Do you have his number, Ev?
00:16:44Do you have Troy Smith's number?
00:16:46Uh, I don't have his.
00:16:47Do you have Troy Smith's number?
00:16:48We should call him.
00:16:50The, um, he hasn't tweeted since the game.
00:16:52I sent Dave that clip.
00:16:53The-
00:16:54Troy Smith has not tweeted since the game, Ev.
00:16:58Get people, get, this is like,
00:17:00what is that movie, The Fugitive?
00:17:02Every henhouse, every outhouse.
00:17:05We gotta see if Troy Smith is alive.
00:17:07He hasn't tweeted since the game.
00:17:10Ev, I, I, I do feel really bad for you
00:17:13because I really think it is that bad of a loss.
00:17:15And I sent that clip to Dave because I,
00:17:19it was such an insane outcome that I found myself
00:17:22watching, like, all the highlights stuff,
00:17:24being like, how the hell did this happen?
00:17:26And I have no dog in the fight.
00:17:28And I was just like, how is this?
00:17:29Like, it was that bad.
00:17:31I couldn't believe it.
00:17:32It felt like a dream in real time.
00:17:33Like, even, like, every, even the fourth quarter,
00:17:37it's 10-10, I'm like, I'm, I'm, like-
00:17:38You just kept on thinking it would be like,
00:17:40oh, they'll just do a big pass and then be gone.
00:17:41It was at a point where I'm thinking the fourth quarter,
00:17:43I'm like, all right, now I'm gonna have to,
00:17:44like, basically defend this win.
00:17:46Right.
00:17:47Like, we're gonna win by, like, three points
00:17:47or seven points, and I'm gonna have to,
00:17:49somehow defend this win.
00:17:50And then, and then it just went full, like,
00:17:52I just, I just, I couldn't fathom it would, they could.
00:17:56Ryan Day, he continues to impress me
00:17:58with how much he can fuck things up
00:17:59and how much of a mental midget he can be.
00:18:01Oh, after the game.
00:18:03I'm just so sick of him, just the sheer,
00:18:05just the disgrace and shame that he brought to, like,
00:18:08the university and myself.
00:18:10I heard all, all, Will Howard this, Will Howard that.
00:18:16Let me take this cigarette out and stomp it on Indiana.
00:18:20Will Howard, my God, he was awful.
00:18:23And then you got your guy, Kyle McCord,
00:18:25getting assed about it in the post game of Syracuse,
00:18:30and this guy's not backing down.
00:18:33He's like, oh, what goes around comes around.
00:18:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:18:37Well, McCord, he, he, he had a-
00:18:39I couldn't believe, he ran into that.
00:18:40He was dancing on your grave.
00:18:42Have I talked to the McCord family privately?
00:18:46Will I release the convos?
00:18:47No, were we all dancing and great?
00:18:50I'm like, look at these bums.
00:18:52Yes, yes, we were all celebrating.
00:18:54I can't, the good news, Ev, and to all of Barstool,
00:18:59you really helped with Black Friday, Cyber Monday.
00:19:03Huge numbers on this shirt, the manifesto.
00:19:06Connor Stallions coming out, taking shots.
00:19:09I mean, this was supposed to be your moment, your year.
00:19:16I don't, I'm at a loss.
00:19:19I texted Dan three hours after the game
00:19:22because I was just going.
00:19:23I'm like, can you believe it?
00:19:26I couldn't.
00:19:27Like, I watched the game.
00:19:29You guys drive right down, settle for three.
00:19:31I perked up a little bit.
00:19:33I'm like, oh, that's a good hold.
00:19:34We go down.
00:19:35I'm like, what are we doing with driving?
00:19:37You stop us fourth and goal from the one, game over.
00:19:40I'm like, all right, yeah, that, that was fun.
00:19:42We lasted eight minutes into the game.
00:19:45Your quarterback throws one of the worst interceptions
00:19:47I've ever seen.
00:19:48We pounded in.
00:19:49Then I was locked in.
00:19:51I'm like, what is going on here?
00:19:54That drive that you guys started at, what, our 20?
00:19:58Went three and out.
00:19:59The guy didn't just miss a field goal.
00:20:02That guy, the biggest chicken shit kicker of all time.
00:20:05What he had never missed from inside the 40.
00:20:08He misses twice.
00:20:09He didn't just miss.
00:20:11He didn't, it looked like a,
00:20:12it looked like a guy off the street,
00:20:14a Pat McAfee challenge kicker.
00:20:17Like he wasn't even close.
00:20:19He had never missed within the four.
00:20:22You guys, it's, you see these winged helmets.
00:20:27You see this team from up north.
00:20:30And Ryan Day, he's not wearing his blue underwear
00:20:34and he's not doing this,
00:20:36but you're cowards and you're afraid of us.
00:20:40And we proved it.
00:20:41And you'll never recover, Ev.
00:20:44You'll never recover.
00:20:45You'll never recover.
00:20:47You'll never recover.
00:20:49Will they ever recover, you think?
00:20:50I don't know.
00:20:51It sounds like they might.
00:20:52Brandon, you've been awfully quiet.
00:20:53Would you like to talk about it?
00:20:54Awfully quiet?
00:20:55Would you like, no.
00:20:55There hasn't been, they haven't.
00:20:56No, no, no, I'm saying it's a good thing.
00:20:58Higher pacing.
00:20:59I know, I know.
00:21:00I was saying, Brandon,
00:21:01would you like to talk about championship?
00:21:03Well, what's Buckeye Brandon?
00:21:04Buckeye Brandon's probably off the bandwagon now.
00:21:07Yeah, you gotta be.
00:21:07I was never on a bandwagon.
00:21:09You were for a while.
00:21:10You gotta be coming to Buckeye.
00:21:11But this year, you haven't really been.
00:21:14I haven't.
00:21:14I never was.
00:21:15I never was.
00:21:16I was just on the Michigan's a piece of shit wagon.
00:21:19That's the wagon I was on.
00:21:20It was never pro Ohio State.
00:21:22It was just anti-Michigan.
00:21:23But I said this the other day.
00:21:25If I had never met Dave Portnoy,
00:21:26which there's times in my life I wish that were true.
00:21:29If I had never met Dave Portnoy,
00:21:31last weekend would have been fucking hilarious.
00:21:33To watch a team downtrodden and as bad as Michigan was
00:21:36without a quarterback, without a coach, frankly.
00:21:38I'll just say it.
00:21:39They don't have a coach or a quarterback.
00:21:40And they go in and they beat Ohio State,
00:21:43who were desperate three years in a row.
00:21:45They lost to good Michigan teams.
00:21:47Now they get a chance to tee off on a bad one and they lose?
00:21:49Would have been hilarious.
00:21:50However, I have met Dave Portnoy
00:21:52and I dreaded this exact show and this exact moment.
00:21:55But you gotta see,
00:21:57you know you're brainwired right.
00:21:59When Dave wins like that, you gotta think,
00:22:02that's just money in the bank.
00:22:03Because it was instant that there were t-shirts up.
00:22:06And I knew when the minute I saw that t-shirt,
00:22:08I was like, that one's gonna sell a million of them.
00:22:10A million.
00:22:11Yeah.
00:22:12And people who want, people who want to doubt me,
00:22:14I talk to the merch team.
00:22:16I'll pull up the test.
00:22:17I go, if by chance we pull this game off,
00:22:21and by the way, our merch girl is a Michigan girl.
00:22:23I'm like, if by chance we pull this off,
00:22:26we're gonna go right at these fat boys.
00:22:29We're gonna go, that was euphemism.
00:22:31We're gonna go right at Ohio State.
00:22:34I want all the merch back up.
00:22:35We'll see what happens.
00:22:36So I didn't think it would happen.
00:22:38And around fourth quarter, I was like,
00:22:41I gave her the nuclear codes.
00:22:43I was like, get ready, something's happening here.
00:22:46And then it was all systems go.
00:22:50I can't believe.
00:22:51And, you know, I don't know.
00:22:54I almost reread the Brian Hartline speech in the darkness.
00:22:58I just don't know.
00:23:01I had a couple DMs of people from Ohio
00:23:03begging me to take it easy on Ryan Day.
00:23:05They're like, you don't know what his family's gone through
00:23:07and you should never go after kids or anything like that.
00:23:10But I almost pity these guys.
00:23:12It's gotten to that point where like this,
00:23:17as a human being, this defines his life.
00:23:21Like John Cooper, oh, you're the guy
00:23:22who couldn't beat Michigan like that.
00:23:24This is Ryan Day's legacy.
00:23:26That's what he will, and even Ev,
00:23:28who's an Ohio State guy now, hates his guts.
00:23:31He's been reduced to an island of like just patheticness.
00:23:37People see him, oh, you're pathetic Ryan Day.
00:23:41And now when people see an Ohio State jacket or fan,
00:23:45honestly, that's what people think.
00:23:47Oh, you're pathetic.
00:23:48That's what has happened to the program.
00:23:51If you see Ohio State, someone wearing a hat, a shirt,
00:23:55it's like, you're pathetic, you're pathetic.
00:23:58And that's a knee jerk reaction, hand to God.
00:24:00That's not an exaggeration.
00:24:03Yeah, him getting talked about for the UNC job
00:24:05is like the perfect landing spot
00:24:06where he can just go live in North Carolina,
00:24:08put on some nice, totally different color.
00:24:10Baby blue.
00:24:11Yeah, baby blue.
00:24:12The expectations aren't very high.
00:24:14Score a shitload of points, lose to Clemson.
00:24:17He'll do the Kyle McCord.
00:24:18Everyone will pat him on the ass and tell him how great he is.
00:24:21Now, because I've been very nice to McCord,
00:24:23and now hearing that he's been talking shit
00:24:24behind the scenes, now I'm a little upset.
00:24:26Why wouldn't he talk shit?
00:24:27Of course he would talk shit.
00:24:28Now why wouldn't he talk shit?
00:24:29You guys wouldn't let him down.
00:24:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:31He had every right the way he got ran at.
00:24:32What do you mean behind the scenes?
00:24:33He talked it on him or on Mike.
00:24:34Let's be very real about what happened.
00:24:37The mistake was not moving on from him.
00:24:39The mistake was choosing Will Howard as the replacement.
00:24:41I said that.
00:24:42No, no, let's be very clear
00:24:44that he also threw a horrendous pick
00:24:46in the game inside his own 20 last year.
00:24:48He threw a bad pick to end the game.
00:24:51And let's not run-
00:24:52Wasn't he like, was he a freshman?
00:24:53No, he's been there four years.
00:24:55No, McCord.
00:24:56No, he'd been there-
00:24:57Oh, he'd been there four years.
00:24:58Last year was his fourth year at Ohio.
00:24:59Do you think Kyle McCord would have beaten
00:25:00the Michigan team?
00:25:01Yeah, but that was the first year he played.
00:25:02I mean, probably if they called the right plays.
00:25:03Like, I mean, I'm sure,
00:25:04but Will Howard should have, if they called the right plays.
00:25:06I mean, I just feel like we're doing,
00:25:08like McCord, like he did get treated bad
00:25:10by fans at the end.
00:25:11And I like, I do respect, like if I was him,
00:25:13I'd be saying the whole thing.
00:25:14Bad guys like Ohio Tate, like following his every move
00:25:17and tweeting his every bad play.
00:25:20Let's not be revisionists.
00:25:21Like this guy didn't throw two picks at home
00:25:22and lose to Stanford this year.
00:25:24The difference is no one remembers it
00:25:26because he's at Syracuse
00:25:27and the pressure is so much less.
00:25:29Literally no one even remembers it.
00:25:31No one even remembers that happened.
00:25:32His middle office is Syracuse at home.
00:25:34Yeah, he did throw five-
00:25:35He threw three picks, sixes and a half,
00:25:37and they got bonus by pick.
00:25:38Blutman gave me Syracuse in that game.
00:25:40Like, let's not, like we're acting like,
00:25:42like, listen, and I don't like,
00:25:43I don't like, I generally wish him well,
00:25:45but let's not pretend like he's like,
00:25:47was at Ohio State, like we made him the scapegoat,
00:25:50and then he's like winning the Heisman this year.
00:25:52You guys need like a CJ Stroud or something.
00:25:55You need, you guys, if you guys could get like a CJ Stroud,
00:25:58then you'd have a quarterback who could beat Michigan.
00:26:01I do think Weirdly Ev though, he might have won that game.
00:26:03Walker loved that one.
00:26:03I saw him smirk, he tried to,
00:26:05he tried to chew back that smirk.
00:26:08He's a better pure thrower.
00:26:09He did, he did.
00:26:10He's a better pure thrower.
00:26:11And that's why I always was like, it doesn't make sense.
00:26:13And I like Will Howard,
00:26:14he's like a quintessential Kansas State quarterback.
00:26:16But he lost his job at Kansas State.
00:26:18He never made, he never made sense with this roster
00:26:20where your talent is on the outside,
00:26:23get a awesome passer, don't care,
00:26:25don't matter, it doesn't matter if he's not mobile.
00:26:27You can just fucking beat him on the outside.
00:26:29That's like a Ryan, that's like a Ryan Day problem
00:26:31where he like identified like, this is gonna be the guy.
00:26:33He wanted the tougher guy who could run, you know.
00:26:34And it was like the wrong, yeah, he went the wrong way.
00:26:36Yeah, he could do the Taysom Hill shit,
00:26:37and it's like, all right.
00:26:38Like, it should have been like, we're Ohio State,
00:26:39tough guy got knocked out on his first run of the game.
00:26:42That was another, that was another moment when I'm like,
00:26:46ooh, like, we just fucking knocked this pussy out.
00:26:49Do y'all wanna start the show?
00:26:50I mean, I tried with you,
00:26:51and you just went right into the Michigan trap.
00:26:53Like, I said, Brandon, I said,
00:26:55Brandon, do you wanna talk about championship weekend?
00:26:58And you started talking about it.
00:26:59I got cut off.
00:27:00I didn't even realize we started.
00:27:01We haven't.
00:27:02I thought it was just before the show.
00:27:03Well, let's not pretend this was,
00:27:07this was the biggest game of the weekend.
00:27:09For anybody, it's all anybody talked about.
00:27:13We're a college football show,
00:27:14and it had to be talked about in this manner.
00:27:17I mean, everyone's talking about it.
00:27:18This is the most talked about game, Brandon.
00:27:20In Miami, a lot, talked about game, sure, biggest.
00:27:22It's big, it wasn't the biggest result.
00:27:24Oh no, I mean, but this is the biggest storyline
00:27:26coming out of-
00:27:27I mean, it was a pretty big result.
00:27:27Bigger result, but Ohio State's going right into the playoff.
00:27:29Yeah, but they just lost-
00:27:30No, no, no, no.
00:27:31We are not gonna do this walk now.
00:27:33No, no, no, no, Dave,
00:27:34this is what I tried to tell you on the episode last week.
00:27:36We were like, well, it doesn't really matter.
00:27:37They're gonna be in the playoff.
00:27:38What you guys just did is exactly why
00:27:41it should have been, we should have been streaming.
00:27:42We should have been all watching it together.
00:27:43Well, why didn't we stream, Casey?
00:27:45That's why I'm talking to Dave, I'm not talking to you.
00:27:48I'm saying that what Michigan just did-
00:27:50No, I said it, well, I'm not-
00:27:51You said the game didn't matter.
00:27:53You said it didn't matter.
00:27:54You said it didn't matter.
00:27:54Now you're acting like-
00:27:55Recall, we were gonna go to Michigan, Ohio State
00:27:58the previous year until it became two undefeated teams.
00:28:02There's no way we would have gone on the stream yet,
00:28:04but on Thanksgiving weekend, I told you,
00:28:07I thought Michigan, I would have put my life,
00:28:09we were gonna get blown out.
00:28:10What's the point of doing that?
00:28:11Dave, you did say on the episode last week,
00:28:14which I know the producers will say,
00:28:15you said, hand to God,
00:28:16you would not mention this game if Michigan won.
00:28:20I didn't ever said that.
00:28:21Yes, you did.
00:28:22He was playing possum.
00:28:24You did say it.
00:28:25I never said that.
00:28:26You did say it.
00:28:27I don't recall saying that.
00:28:29But if they win, they'd be talking crazy.
00:28:32Oh, of course, of course.
00:28:33Like, you can't do that and then just say,
00:28:35oh, but if we lose, it doesn't matter.
00:28:36Oh, Dave, Dave, Dave, that is not true.
00:28:41Hand to God.
00:28:42If Michigan beats Ohio State,
00:28:44there is zero chance that you are not talking about it.
00:28:47Oh, what, my word doesn't mean anything?
00:28:48I said, hand to God.
00:28:50You did say it.
00:28:52After we walked out of last week's episode
00:28:54and you were like saying, like, I'll never,
00:28:56I'll never, if we lose, or sorry,
00:28:59if we win this game, I'm not gonna celebrate.
00:29:02I told Brandon and Eva, I was like,
00:29:04just remember, Dave and, like, Trump are the same guy
00:29:06where it's like, they're not gonna lose.
00:29:08They're just gonna change the game.
00:29:10They're gonna take their ball and go home again.
00:29:12No, in fact, I said, yes, you will.
00:29:13And you said, what, is my word not any good to you?
00:29:15And I was like, okay.
00:29:17But I'm just saying, I think we've been doing this show now.
00:29:19Seems like you're going on memory.
00:29:21I don't, I don't recall this and we're,
00:29:23I don't recall this.
00:29:25Okay, you don't recall, sure.
00:29:27No wobbling glaze.
00:29:27No wobbling glaze.
00:29:30And again, we're cutting out.
00:29:31So I don't know what's going on, Pete,
00:29:33with the internet there, but it's like, cut now.
00:29:36It's been good for us.
00:29:37It's been, yeah, it's been fine.
00:29:38Interesting, it's now cutting out.
00:29:39Brandon, would you like to talk
00:29:40about the conference championships?
00:29:42Oh my goodness, championship.
00:29:43But no, I have something to say.
00:29:45God damn it!
00:29:48What?
00:29:49Was Walker trying to say this wasn't
00:29:50by far the biggest game result?
00:29:51No, who cares, who cares?
00:29:53Insanity.
00:29:54He was.
00:29:55The biggest, the biggest game.
00:29:57That's insanity, that's SEC hit bias.
00:30:00Just saying.
00:30:01The outcome.
00:30:01It's a huge result.
00:30:03The Michigan now owns Ohio State for real, it's over.
00:30:05Like, I agree with you on all that.
00:30:07At the end of the day, Ohio State's result,
00:30:09they're still getting ready for a playoff game.
00:30:10Can I please say that this happening
00:30:12is one of the best things in the world for me, because.
00:30:14Texas A&M blew it too.
00:30:15Yeah, no, we blew it,
00:30:16but this, we didn't have to talk about it.
00:30:18We blew it.
00:30:19Texas going to the SEC championship first year.
00:30:20Whatever, I don't give a fuck.
00:30:21We call this championship,
00:30:22we have a couple of like playoff games this week.
00:30:24We have a lot.
00:30:25So let's get into it.
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00:30:46Okay, so normally the Mountain West Conference Championship
00:30:49would probably not be a big deal in years past,
00:30:51unless you're a Mountain West fan.
00:30:52Sorry, Liam, I apologize.
00:30:53I don't want to offend you there.
00:30:54Yeah, that's a good apology.
00:30:55I know, well, he gets very upset when we talk about this,
00:30:58but it is obviously a very big game for the 12 team playoffs.
00:31:00We have number 20 UNLV at number 10 Boise State,
00:31:03Boise State minus four,
00:31:05the over under at 57 and a half.
00:31:07Brandon, should I let Liam start?
00:31:10I would probably advise against that,
00:31:12but sure, go ahead.
00:31:13Liam.
00:31:14Okay.
00:31:15Haj Malik Williams took over for Matthew Sluka.
00:31:20They said I was wrong.
00:31:21I was always right, never wrong, just early.
00:31:23Haj Malik Williams says he does not know
00:31:27where Boise is on the map.
00:31:29That concerns me.
00:31:31That seems like a pretty obvious place
00:31:33to know where it is on the map.
00:31:34Nonetheless, line opened at five.
00:31:37That's a line that raises your eyebrows.
00:31:39Hey, UNLV playing a road game here.
00:31:41Little number at five, down to four.
00:31:44UNLV, you like that line.
00:31:47How do you not like that line?
00:31:48They're going to be able to run the ball successfully.
00:31:51Successfully, what we have seen from Boise State
00:31:54since the first UNLV game that they played,
00:31:56game of the year, one might add,
00:31:58Boise State has regressed.
00:32:00Ashton Gente's been banged up and hurt.
00:32:02Two, three, four, five injuries.
00:32:04Foot, upper body, ankle, head, elbow.
00:32:08Been banged up.
00:32:09How's UNLV going to be able to,
00:32:11their rush defense was so good against them last year.
00:32:14Defensive player of the year
00:32:15in the Mountain West Conference, Jackson Woodard.
00:32:17I like UNLV, I like the go-go.
00:32:19I like UNLV to win the game outright.
00:32:2131 to 26.
00:32:25Wow.
00:32:25Okay, Brandon, I wanted him to go first.
00:32:28He is the G5 champion of martial sports.
00:32:32Who are you taking in this game?
00:32:33I'll say a little bit more offense here than that.
00:32:34I like the over.
00:32:35I like the over 57 and a half,
00:32:37and I also like UNLV too.
00:32:40Everything you said is correct.
00:32:41The guy follows Mountain West and G5 football
00:32:44closer than anybody.
00:32:45Boise did peak earlier in the season.
00:32:47They have kind of been, not limping to the finish,
00:32:49but they haven't been sprinting.
00:32:50Yeah, they struggled against Wyoming.
00:32:51They haven't been sprinting to the finish at all.
00:32:53So I kind of like UNLV in this spot.
00:32:55And Dan, obviously, we see Boise State
00:32:57gets that bye right now.
00:32:59If UNLV wins, that probably slides the Big 12
00:33:01back into that bye.
00:33:03So this is a massive game for the playoff implications.
00:33:05Yeah, massive game for the playoff implications.
00:33:08Also, congratulations, Ashton Gente.
00:33:11He might be a Heisman finalist.
00:33:12We'll see how that works out,
00:33:13but he's had a great season.
00:33:15I'll take UNLV plus for what?
00:33:17He might be a Heisman finalist?
00:33:19We don't know the Heisman finalist yet.
00:33:21He might be.
00:33:22It is a two-man race, which he's going to lose.
00:33:24Who's the other person?
00:33:25It's Travis Hunter, who's going to win.
00:33:26Ah, that guy should win.
00:33:27Okay.
00:33:27But why do you have to?
00:33:28This is why I don't like your politicking about this.
00:33:31What?
00:33:32See you, Dave.
00:33:32All right, what?
00:33:33This is why I don't like your politicking.
00:33:34Why?
00:33:35You've got the winning ticket.
00:33:36You've got the winning guy.
00:33:37No, no, no, no.
00:33:37The fight's not over until it's cash.
00:33:38That's not true.
00:33:39You can never count.
00:33:40Back me up.
00:33:41You can never count a ticket.
00:33:42You don't have to tear down the other guy
00:33:43to build up your guy.
00:33:44They started it with the cardio king shit.
00:33:46You don't have to tear down the other guy
00:33:48to build up your guy.
00:33:49They started it with the cardio king shit.
00:33:50You don't have to tear down that guy.
00:33:51Gentee might have tore down his Heisman campaign
00:33:53last night with a potential crypto scam tweet.
00:33:56What?
00:33:57Oh, yeah.
00:33:58That might be it.
00:33:59Gentee's getting into the coin business.
00:34:00Wait, that's awesome.
00:34:01Was it the Hawk 2?
00:34:02He deleted it fast.
00:34:04Yeah, he went Hawk 2 on us.
00:34:05He went, I mean, the Hawk 2 account
00:34:07is in hell right now.
00:34:08I can't believe Hawk 2 and Tits McGee
00:34:10both fucking rug pulled us within like a month.
00:34:14I can't believe people still buy into those.
00:34:17Yeah, Ash and Gentee were about to pull the rug pull,
00:34:19and I think someone told them immediately,
00:34:20hey, you got to cut this out.
00:34:22I saw some guy like crying that he put $400,000
00:34:25into Hawk 2 as coin.
00:34:26Like, what's wrong with that guy?
00:34:27Like, that, whatever.
00:34:28Beside the point.
00:34:29Different show.
00:34:30Dave, who are you taking, UNLV or Boise State?
00:34:35I'm taking UNLV.
00:34:37The internet stinks.
00:34:38I'm taking UNLV.
00:34:39And I'm being told it's your internet, not mine.
00:34:42You sound fine.
00:34:43I don't know how it's supposed to be ours when it's totally,
00:34:45it hasn't gone out once for us.
00:34:47You pay for all of it.
00:34:48I'm going to take Boise State.
00:34:49I guess I'm the only one.
00:34:51Ev, are you on Boise State or UNLV?
00:34:53No, I like UNLV.
00:34:54Run defense is really good in the first matchup.
00:34:56I think it shines again.
00:34:57I'm going to take Boise State.
00:34:58Let's go to the Big 12 championship.
00:35:01Number 16, Iowa State, at number 15, Arizona State.
00:35:03Arizona State, minus 2, the over-under at 49 and 1 half.
00:35:06Obviously, the Big 12 literally came down
00:35:08to like a 3 AM game when BYU won to keep Colorado out.
00:35:12Dan, I'll start with you.
00:35:13Arizona State is one of the hottest teams
00:35:15in the country right now.
00:35:16We know that.
00:35:16The Big 12 has been down as a conference in comparison.
00:35:20Do you think Iowa State can upset them?
00:35:22Definitely upset.
00:35:23I mean, it's a two-point spread.
00:35:24It's going to be a tough game.
00:35:25It's going to be a tight game.
00:35:26It's the Big 12.
00:35:27Chaos always reigns supreme.
00:35:28I'm actually going to go with the under, though, 49 and 1
00:35:30half in this game.
00:35:31Don't love it, but I think that these two teams are both like,
00:35:34this is the biggest game in both of these teams' history, right?
00:35:38I mean, Iowa State, was this the first year they had 10 wins?
00:35:41Yes, two of the three teams that had not had 10 wins
00:35:44had them this year.
00:35:45So it's crazy that-
00:35:46Jake the Snake, Rose Bowl.
00:35:48Yeah, Jake the Snake, Rose Bowl.
00:35:49But this is now college football.
00:35:50I mean, you weren't playing for a national title then.
00:35:53This is a college football playoff.
00:35:55Yeah, I'm going to take the under.
00:35:56I think it's going to start a little slow
00:35:57and be a little tight.
00:35:59Brandon?
00:36:00Blutman, the receiver, Arizona State.
00:36:03Jordan Tyson is not playing.
00:36:04He's not playing.
00:36:05He's out.
00:36:05Oh, I like the under even more.
00:36:06Oh, boy.
00:36:07You know what?
00:36:08I still like the team.
00:36:09I like the coach.
00:36:10I like the fire.
00:36:10I like Arizona State, minus 2.
00:36:12Dave?
00:36:14I'm taking Arizona State.
00:36:15Quick, funny story.
00:36:16Jake Plummer, Gruden was telling me
00:36:17he went to recruit Jake Plummer to be quarterback for him.
00:36:20I forget what team in the NFL.
00:36:22And he flew down there, recruited him.
00:36:23And all Jake Plummer wanted to do was play handball.
00:36:26Yeah, he loves handball.
00:36:29That's all he does.
00:36:30It's awesome.
00:36:32He's the best.
00:36:33I'll take Arizona State.
00:36:36Yeah, I kind of like Iowa State.
00:36:37I feel like everyone's kind of sleeping on them.
00:36:39They had a tough couple losses where they were like,
00:36:42they're running the table.
00:36:42They had the two losses.
00:36:43They've gotten off the mat well.
00:36:45They just beat up on Kansas State.
00:36:47I like Iowa State here.
00:36:48I think they're kind of laying in the weeds here.
00:36:50I like Arizona State, the fire.
00:36:52Like we said, Kenny Dillingham.
00:36:53I know they've lost a couple guys.
00:36:54But I mean, they are the best team in the Big 12.
00:36:56They're hot right now.
00:36:57I'm going to take them.
00:36:58And for them to get that bye, I feel like they're going to get.
00:37:02Is there any way they could get the bye if they blow Iowa State
00:37:05out and Boise State keeps it close with UNLV?
00:37:07I don't think so.
00:37:08There's no way?
00:37:09Feels like Boise State's kind of entrenched up there.
00:37:11Yeah, I don't know.
00:37:12I hold a lot of respect for the Oregon loss that the Kamesa.
00:37:14Yeah.
00:37:15They have a good resume.
00:37:16I know, yeah.
00:37:17I mean, if they're only losses, yeah, to Oregon.
00:37:19All right, ACC number 17, Clemson number 8,
00:37:22SMU, SMU minus 2, the over under at 55 and 1 half.
00:37:25Dave, I will start with you.
00:37:27This one is obviously massive because if Clemson wins,
00:37:30then it comes down to do they put in SMU?
00:37:31Do they put in Alabama?
00:37:33If SMU wins, we can assume Clemson is probably out
00:37:36because they have those losses.
00:37:37Clemson sneaks in because of the Miami loss.
00:37:40Who are you taking in the ACC championship?
00:37:46I'm going to take SMU.
00:37:47And I'm really rooting for SMU because I
00:37:49think Clemson kind of like really
00:37:51is a dagger to the playoffs.
00:37:53So I want SMU in.
00:37:55And then I know it's not, but I'm a firm believer that it
00:37:58should have been South Carolina.
00:37:59But I'm hoping SMU.
00:38:01Clemson in the playoffs would suck.
00:38:03Yeah.
00:38:03Yeah.
00:38:04Agreed, agreed.
00:38:05I'm taking the over in this game, but I agree.
00:38:07I don't want to have to deal.
00:38:10I'm fine with where the playoff is right now
00:38:12because I figured this was going to happen.
00:38:15What will start to piss me off is if SMU loses this game
00:38:18and then Alabama goes in over SMU,
00:38:20which will probably happen.
00:38:21So just win this game, SMU.
00:38:23And you believe that because you don't
00:38:24think that if you lose a conference championship,
00:38:26you should be left out for a team that is idle, right?
00:38:29Yeah.
00:38:30Yeah, because we had this big argument
00:38:31on unnecessary roughness, which I know it's happening all
00:38:33over the country right now.
00:38:34But to me, it's like if SMU just didn't play this weekend,
00:38:38Dan said it too, Brandon.
00:38:40I know you're.
00:38:40No, no, but this is different than the Texas A&M argument.
00:38:42No, no, no, no, no, I'm not talking about A&M.
00:38:45No, I'm talking about SMU.
00:38:46Our argument, our argument.
00:38:47The argument was, no, no, no, no.
00:38:49The argument, yes it was, was that SMU
00:38:50is better off not playing in the conference championship
00:38:53than playing if they lose.
00:38:53We said that's a loser mentality.
00:38:55That's what we said.
00:38:55That is a loser mentality.
00:38:56That's what we said.
00:38:57We said it's a loser mentality and that with how it's going,
00:39:00most conference championships just
00:39:02end up being essentially exhibition games
00:39:04with a trophy for the win.
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:06We said that's a loser mentality.
00:39:07We didn't say we were wrong.
00:39:08We said it's a loser mentality.
00:39:09Yeah, no, that is a loser mentality.
00:39:09If the games are going to be exhibition games,
00:39:11then there's something we need to do to fix the conference
00:39:13championship scene.
00:39:14But it also has happened before.
00:39:15USC got left out in 2022 because they
00:39:18got lost to Utah and Ohio State jumped it.
00:39:19Happened last year.
00:39:20Yeah, last year.
00:39:21That's the argument you had.
00:39:24What Evan and I were going at Liam
00:39:25is he was saying that he thinks that Alabama
00:39:27should get in over SMU.
00:39:29SMU should get in.
00:39:30I just said I know for a fact that Alabama will get in.
00:39:33Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:39:36SMU should get in, but Alabama will get in.
00:39:38Oh, and hopefully SMU just wins so we
00:39:40don't have to do any of this.
00:39:42Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
00:39:43If trailed in conference play for six minutes and 10 seconds,
00:39:46you're the best team in the conference, go do it.
00:39:48This is just not what we had, but it doesn't matter.
00:39:51I'll just go back to the game.
00:39:52Not the argument.
00:39:54If SMU wins, the playoff committee's job
00:39:56is just they've already laid out what they're going to do.
00:39:58If SMU loses, then they've got to discuss SMU and Alabama.
00:40:01I think we live in a world where we're going to have
00:40:03the most chaotic thing possible.
00:40:05Clemson's going to steal a spot from Alabama,
00:40:07from South Carolina, from Ole Miss,
00:40:09a week after losing to South Carolina.
00:40:11That's the funniest thing imaginable here.
00:40:12That's what Clemson's going to do.
00:40:14They're going to win the game.
00:40:15Yeah.
00:40:15You're giving a program a chance they don't deserve,
00:40:18and they're going to take it.
00:40:19So you're taking Clemson?
00:40:20I'm taking Clemson, yeah.
00:40:21OK, Ev?
00:40:22I like the over the best.
00:40:23I'm taking SMU, but over is my favorite play of the game.
00:40:26I think we get big points here.
00:40:27Yeah, I'm going to take SMU solely because I just really
00:40:30want SMU to win.
00:40:30I do not want Clemson in the playoff.
00:40:32I think SMU has had a hell of a season.
00:40:34And Clemson, I understand.
00:40:35South Carolina's phenomenal.
00:40:36But outside of Clemson losing the way that they have,
00:40:39I mean, they have three losses.
00:40:40It's not like their only loss is to South Carolina, who
00:40:42is one of the hottest teams in the country.
00:40:43Clemson's just, they've been up and down.
00:40:45I don't know.
00:40:46I'm going to take SMU solely because I just
00:40:47want that to happen.
00:40:48Clemson has no business in the playoff.
00:40:50Let's go to the SEC.
00:40:51Number five, Georgia.
00:40:52Number two, Texas.
00:40:53Texas, minus three.
00:40:54The over-under at 49.5.
00:40:56Obviously a rematch from earlier in the season
00:40:58where Georgia went to Austin and just absolutely
00:41:00handled business against Texas.
00:41:01This Texas defense has looked a lot better since then.
00:41:05They played very, very well on Saturday night against A&M.
00:41:08Brandon, you're our SEC guy.
00:41:10Yep.
00:41:11Can Texas revenge that loss or avenge that loss?
00:41:13I think Texas is going to tap them titties.
00:41:15I think Texas is going to wear them out.
00:41:17I think Texas, I think Sark is a coach that
00:41:21is schematically ahead of Kirby Smart
00:41:23and his offensive coordinator.
00:41:25I think Sark's coaching staff's a little bit better.
00:41:27I know they got embarrassed.
00:41:28And that's kind of weighing into this.
00:41:30They got embarrassed by Georgia in their first meeting.
00:41:33I think Texas returns the favor and handles business here.
00:41:36Dan?
00:41:37Yeah, I don't think I've gotten a Texas game right this year.
00:41:40I had Texas the first time.
00:41:43I think I'm probably going to stick with them.
00:41:44And I don't know if it's more that Georgia just went through.
00:41:48I mean, that was an insane game.
00:41:50To have to spend all that energy coming back
00:41:52against Georgia Tech.
00:41:54Texas kind of cakewalked through Texas A&M.
00:41:57Not a tough place to play.
00:41:59So I think Texas is going to win this game.
00:42:01That's a good point.
00:42:02They're fresher.
00:42:04They had to play a tough Georgia Tech team.
00:42:06Listen, you can't say it's the toughest
00:42:07place to play in the country and lose two home games this year.
00:42:10That's what I heard, but I don't know.
00:42:11Two home night games.
00:42:12Remember when Ohio State lost to Michigan?
00:42:14That was funny.
00:42:16That was really funny.
00:42:17That was very, very funny.
00:42:18OK, Dave, who are you taking?
00:42:20I, one of the greatest myths told,
00:42:28and a lot of it's been told by Brandon Walker,
00:42:30is the myth of Georgia.
00:42:32And Georgia was great when they won the National Championship.
00:42:34They weren't great last year.
00:42:36And they're not great this year.
00:42:38And when he says like, oh, if they got in the playoffs,
00:42:41the quarterback stinks.
00:42:42I'm going to take Texas and a rebound.
00:42:44Also, the spread on this game should be alarming, right?
00:42:49I mean, they already played and Georgia killed them at Texas.
00:42:54And now you're playing a neutral site closer to Georgia.
00:42:58And you have Texas a minus three point favorite.
00:43:02I'll take. Yeah, I don't like that.
00:43:03We're all taking Texas, but closer to Georgia.
00:43:06Yeah, it's just in Atlanta.
00:43:08It's just yeah, it's just literally right campus.
00:43:10You dickhead. Yeah, yeah.
00:43:12It's 45 minutes from campus.
00:43:13Yeah, I mean, it's basically it's Athens. Yes.
00:43:16OK, who are you taking?
00:43:18Texas, what could possibly go wrong?
00:43:19You get the point of what I'm saying.
00:43:21It's just the line, the line.
00:43:22Win a conference game one time, Walker.
00:43:25Dumb thing you said.
00:43:26No, I mean, win a conference game.
00:43:28Favoring Texas in Georgia versus Austin.
00:43:31Yes. Beat your rival like we do. New day.
00:43:35Ev, you're taking Texas. Yeah, Texas.
00:43:39I am going to do this because I'm a little bit petty.
00:43:42I think Georgia could win this game.
00:43:44Obviously, we've seen them beat them.
00:43:45But I really just wanted to say Texas across the board,
00:43:48because when we do this on the show, just like every other show,
00:43:51it doesn't look great.
00:43:51I do think Texas defense is very good.
00:43:53We've seen Carson Beck obviously make a lot of mistakes.
00:43:54Quinn Ewers, though.
00:43:56I mean, again, no disrespect to to this offense at Texas.
00:43:59Quinn Ewers tried to give that game away.
00:44:00He made some really bad mistakes last weekend.
00:44:03Their offensive line didn't look phenomenal the entire game.
00:44:06I think Georgia could get to him.
00:44:07But both of these quarterbacks are mistake prone.
00:44:11No, I think Georgia is going to win.
00:44:12I think I'm sorry. I want to be petty.
00:44:14I think Georgia is going to win.
00:44:15So maybe that's Georgia.
00:44:16What's your pick, woman?
00:44:17I just said Georgia. Georgia.
00:44:19I went back and forth for a second.
00:44:21Yes, that's why I was my whole point.
00:44:23Thank you. Fuck you, Brandon. Thank you, Casey.
00:44:25So I was just trying to get us there. That's all.
00:44:26I know. After 30 minutes off the top of the show, I can't go back and forth.
00:44:30It was 41. I want to say real quick, I am.
00:44:33This is a game I'm 100 percent going to get wrong no matter what.
00:44:36If I flip to Georgia, it's wrong.
00:44:39You just know it when you feel it.
00:44:40I'm going to get this game wrong. All right.
00:44:42But you're sticking with Texas. Yeah.
00:44:44I'm doing this for the graphic of the wrong pick of the week.
00:44:46I'm doing this guaranteed wrong pick, and I'll probably flip to Georgia
00:44:49and then it will be Texas.
00:44:50The wrong pick of the week.
00:44:51I do actually think Georgia wins this game.
00:44:53Texas is obviously looking much better than they did
00:44:56the first time they played in Austin.
00:44:57OK, the Big Ten, which obviously the Big Ten championship
00:45:00before they lost to Visions was never was never really that exciting.
00:45:04And since we've done this show, but this year, obviously it is number
00:45:07three Penn State and number one, Oregon, Oregon, minus three and a half
00:45:09the over under at forty nine and a half Penn State
00:45:12getting in because of that Ohio State loss.
00:45:14Dave, I will start with you.
00:45:16We know Penn State.
00:45:17These 12 team playoffs have have been made for somebody like James
00:45:20Franklin and Penn State.
00:45:20They don't have to be at Ohio State.
00:45:22They didn't play Michigan, but they don't have to to be Michigan.
00:45:24Now they have to go play Dan Lanning and the number one team in the country
00:45:27in Indy. Can James Franklin get it done?
00:45:31Yeah, I mean, here's the thing.
00:45:33When I saw the goals for Ohio State, it was simple.
00:45:39Beat Michigan, win the Big Ten, win the national championship.
00:45:45They can't win the they can't beat Michigan and they can't win the Big Ten.
00:45:50So their season is irrelevant.
00:45:52This game kind of like an afterthought, I guess.
00:45:55I don't know. Penn State.
00:45:58What the hell was that answer?
00:46:01I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:46:03The Big Ten championship that you didn't.
00:46:05I didn't.
00:46:07Can Penn State beat Oregon, Dave?
00:46:11I already gave my pick.
00:46:15OK, Dan, are you going to take Oregon?
00:46:18I I'm I'm just a big believer in Dan Lanning.
00:46:22It's not going to be a blowout or anything.
00:46:25Penn State's a very good team.
00:46:26Penn State's just a step below Oregon.
00:46:28I'm going to take Oregon, Brandon.
00:46:30Yeah, I'm going to take Penn State.
00:46:31And if I can cut Brandon off, if I can cut Brandon Walker off for one second,
00:46:35this is one of the playoff games.
00:46:37It doesn't matter that much.
00:46:39Like look, and when I say that the loser of this team,
00:46:43if they come win the national championship, that's still like is
00:46:48basically a perfect season for either team.
00:46:50Yeah. Yeah. All right.
00:46:52I like Penn State to win the game.
00:46:53A lot like Clemson, they're kind of being handed an opportunity.
00:46:56They really didn't go out and earn, but they have the opportunity now.
00:46:58And we can look up on Sunday night or Sunday afternoon.
00:47:02And there's a world where Penn State's the number one seed in this entire playoff,
00:47:05which would be crazy.
00:47:06And they will have done it without having to go through Michigan,
00:47:09without having to beat Ohio State.
00:47:10But I like them.
00:47:11I like them in this spot.
00:47:12And I like them to beat Oregon.
00:47:14Ev?
00:47:15Yeah, I think it's a dogfight.
00:47:17I think it's kind of. Thank you, Brandon Walker.
00:47:18I'll take the points.
00:47:20I, Penn State, I mean, they haven't been able to beat Ohio State,
00:47:23but they were in the spot the year they did beat Ohio State.
00:47:26They won the Big Ten championship game.
00:47:27So Franklin has won a Big Ten title.
00:47:30Yeah, I'll take Penn State in the points.
00:47:32I think it's a dogfight.
00:47:34Liam, any thoughts on this game?
00:47:36I have a lean to Oregon here, and I'm going like
00:47:41I do think that Penn State, where it loses game,
00:47:44they do have to be ranked accordingly and go behind Notre Dame.
00:47:47I do think that the loss does need to matter.
00:47:50It can't just be it just it can't just be an exhibition game.
00:47:53All right. No, no, that is true.
00:47:55They I I don't think that's Notre Dame gets boost for just sitting on their ass.
00:47:59Yeah, well, Penn State, as opposed to losing to the number one team in the country.
00:48:03Yep, that's the Notre Dame stuff.
00:48:05But is that just what you think of?
00:48:07That's that's what you like want to happen.
00:48:08What was the thing that was said?
00:48:10But I was saying that if Penn State loses, they should be behind Notre Dame
00:48:13because for Notre Dame doing nothing.
00:48:16For losing to the number one team in the country, that's a penalty.
00:48:18Yeah, no, I don't I don't agree with that.
00:48:19That just makes zero sense.
00:48:21Nice, nice.
00:48:22Game on your schedule, go and win it.
00:48:24You brought it up.
00:48:25But that's what I the argument that I just presented is exactly what Dan just said
00:48:28he didn't agree with, because that's what I was saying.
00:48:30That was the argument.
00:48:31Hi, that was my God.
00:48:34I have a question.
00:48:35I have a question for for Ev.
00:48:38Do you care about this game?
00:48:39Like to me, the Big Ten is Michigan and Ohio State.
00:48:42Like, that's it.
00:48:43What happens in that rivalry?
00:48:44Like, to me, this game almost doesn't even matter.
00:48:46Do you care? Like.
00:48:49I mean, winning a Big Ten title, I would say definitely matters.
00:48:53To me, it doesn't.
00:48:56Oh, my God.
00:48:58I'm going to take offensive, Dave.
00:48:59I take offense that I'm going to take Oregon.
00:49:01I think Oregon, I think he's basically saying, like,
00:49:04if like the Super Bowl was Panthers, Jaguars, like who would watch?
00:49:08Yeah, correct.
00:49:10Fuck off.
00:49:13Let's go to Powerade trivia with Brandon Walker.
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00:49:34It takes more.
00:49:36Of course, I will take a sip of this delicious mountain berry blast
00:49:39after I ask you the question and you work on it in the since 1992
00:49:43when the SEC Championship Games started, two quarterbacks.
00:49:48Good question.
00:49:50Since 1992, when the SEC Championship Games started,
00:49:53two quarterbacks have accounted for six touchdowns in the SEC Championship Game,
00:49:57one from each division.
00:49:58Of course, we don't have divisions anymore, but you have one.
00:50:01One from each division.
00:50:02Two quarterbacks, six touchdowns in the SEC Championship Game.
00:50:05Oh, that makes it even harder.
00:50:07I was going to say Cam and Joe.
00:50:09Wow. Were you?
00:50:10Well, you would have been correct.
00:50:11I'll go with Cam over Joe.
00:50:13I feel like Joe had five.
00:50:16Joe Burrow, Cam Newton.
00:50:17Is anybody else working on this or just Big Cat?
00:50:19Did you? Cam Newton is one of my answers.
00:50:21Is it one of your answers?
00:50:22That's one of my answers. Are you sure?
00:50:23I am sure Joe Burrow, I believe, had five and they might have pulled him.
00:50:26OK, that game against Cam is one of your answers, then you're correct.
00:50:29OK, so I have one. I do not have the other.
00:50:32Well, work on the other division.
00:50:34What? It's not.
00:50:35If you think about it, Cam and Tebow.
00:50:38No, Tebow doesn't throw enough.
00:50:41So I thought it was counted for.
00:50:44I didn't say six throwing touchdowns.
00:50:46I counted for six.
00:50:48That's what I was thinking.
00:50:49Cam. Oh, Cam didn't throw six.
00:50:51Four touchdowns through the air to two.
00:50:52Oh, so is it the other guy?
00:50:55The other guy.
00:50:56Wait, what did throw for six?
00:50:57OK. And Aaron Harry?
00:50:58What? No, that was that.
00:51:00I lost so much money when he fucking threw that ball.
00:51:03Yeah. Five yards short of the goal line on fourth down.
00:51:06Yeah, that will haunt me forever.
00:51:08I was in fourth down, wasn't it?
00:51:09Whatever. Time. Yeah, whatever.
00:51:11They ran out.
00:51:11This is the last play of the game.
00:51:12And it was goal line at the five yard line.
00:51:14He threw a fucking check down.
00:51:16Three yards short. The name is not Tim Tebow.
00:51:18Wait, wait, wait. Yeah.
00:51:19He did play at the University of Florida.
00:51:21Oh, that is Danny Werfel. It is Danny Werfel.
00:51:23Yeah. Danny Werfel and Cam Newton, both six touchdowns in the SEC
00:51:28championship game.
00:51:29Who did Danny Werfel do it against?
00:51:30Um, I have no idea.
00:51:32Probably Alabama. Florida and Alabama played every year back then.
00:51:35I liked Danny Werfel. I was a Danny Werfel guy.
00:51:37Yeah. All right.
00:51:39Spreer would just fucking chuck it.
00:51:41From Fort Walton Beach, Florida.
00:51:42He's a Fort Walton Beach High School Viking.
00:51:44Oh, didn't we interview him at one point?
00:51:46I have many times. Yeah.
00:51:48No, I mean, many times.
00:51:49Yeah. How many?
00:51:51Two. Mm hmm.
00:51:53Holy. What? Holy.
00:51:56OK. What a Blutman's like weird noises from the dark corner.
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00:52:21Boys, this is the first time I'm out of it.
00:52:23So maybe you guys are going to bring some luck today
00:52:25because we've only had it once this season.
00:52:27First time I'm out. So, Dan, we will start with you.
00:52:29I'm going to start with a pick.
00:52:31We already did. You had a V plus four.
00:52:33OK. Not that many games.
00:52:34Yeah, this one's a lot harder.
00:52:36This one is a lot harder.
00:52:37By the way, I had Kansas and that would it.
00:52:41Well, what's that? What's that?
00:52:42I should kind of like it's not spider.
00:52:46Yeah, I feel like it's not spider.
00:52:49OK, Dave, your dark horse host parlay pick.
00:52:53I'm taking Marshall plus six.
00:52:55I believe they are right now against Louisiana and the Sun Belt.
00:52:58Marshall plus six in the Sun Belt.
00:53:00OK, Brandon, we'll give him a second to write.
00:53:04Hold on. Give him a second.
00:53:06Here we go.
00:53:07Go ahead and write Penn State plus three and a half.
00:53:10OK, mine was going to be you and LV, but it was taken by the time I got to it.
00:53:14Should have done it earlier.
00:53:15Yeah, should have, but didn't.
00:53:17OK, and then, Ev, your pick.
00:53:20Mine actually was also going to be you and LV, and I was denied.
00:53:23I don't know if that's good or bad.
00:53:24But we're going with Iowa State plus two.
00:53:26That's what we're going with.
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00:54:19Dave, I can imagine where you're going with this.
00:54:22Who is your dog of the week?
00:54:25Well, it's the entire
00:54:29University of Michigan
00:54:31being absolute dogs when nobody
00:54:35thought they had a chance to go in, obviously, to their arch rival,
00:54:39Ohio State, 20 point dogs, biggest underdogs
00:54:42walking to a stadium.
00:54:44It was Ohio State's turn.
00:54:46It wasn't just how much we're going to lose by or whether we're going to lose by,
00:54:49but how much Ryan Days, Revenge, Big Ev's celebrating, Tate's celebrating.
00:54:56And we just shut up the entire state, the entire fan base,
00:54:59the entire program, every player, alumni,
00:55:03Buckeye Brandon, you name it, one of the great performances
00:55:08in the history of sports will be remembered forever.
00:55:10We'll all be dead, buried cold.
00:55:14They will be talking about this game forever.
00:55:16They'll be like, don't forget about, you know, be the year 3030.
00:55:22They'll be like, don't forget about the 2024 edition of this game
00:55:27when you throw records out.
00:55:29This is the game we're all lucky to have lived in this time
00:55:32to see this game live with our own eyes
00:55:35and to be reminded how beautiful this game of football is
00:55:38and how beautiful this rivalry is and how much it means.
00:55:42I'm thankful I was on the right side on Thanksgiving
00:55:46and I didn't have to have my world ripped apart, destroyed.
00:55:51I'll never forget it.
00:55:52I'll never forget every moment of it.
00:55:54And I'm just thankful to be a Michigan Wolverine.
00:55:59Would anybody like to say anything or?
00:56:01We all have dogs of the week.
00:56:03OK, Dan, your dog of the week.
00:56:05My dog of the week is the entire state of Ohio.
00:56:08No, I'm just kidding.
00:56:09College football overtime.
00:56:12College football overtime.
00:56:14Listen, they changed it.
00:56:15Obviously, after the Texas A&M LSU seven overtimes, wherever it was.
00:56:20I'm fine with it in the regular season.
00:56:22If there is a playoff game that gets decided by this stupid two point
00:56:26conversion fest, I will lose my fucking mind. It's awful.
00:56:28We see it all the time in in different sports.
00:56:32NFL had different overtime rules in the playoffs for a while.
00:56:36Baseball doesn't do extra innings with the guy on second in the playoffs.
00:56:40Just simply say the playoffs will be decided with everyone going from the 25.
00:56:45None of this shit.
00:56:46I don't want to have to deal with it and then react.
00:56:49You know the problem. Do it right now.
00:56:52Agreed. It's shit. Brandon.
00:56:55Yeah, my my dog of the week is Gus Johnson.
00:56:58Oh, announcer for for Fox Sports.
00:57:02What about whatever about the game?
00:57:04You know, Michigan got the big win.
00:57:05And it was like I said, if I'd never met Dave, it would have been funny.
00:57:08But after the game, Michigan planted the flag on the field.
00:57:11Ohio State came and they got in each other's face.
00:57:14And, you know, don't do that, you whatever.
00:57:16And it was it was just kind of a fracas, which we see at rivalry games.
00:57:18I think it happened four other times on Saturday.
00:57:21And Gus Johnson acted like he was watching
00:57:23the Chernobyl unfold in front of him.
00:57:25Yeah, he acted like it was the worst disaster.
00:57:27Like Michigan had taken out AK 47.
00:57:29Yeah, it was just mowing down Ohio State cheerleaders.
00:57:32Yeah, he talked like it was the worst thing.
00:57:34Like Michigan was the unclassiest bunch and just didn't deserve.
00:57:37It was crazy.
00:57:38Gus Johnson had an up and down season anyway.
00:57:40He was really, really fucking bad on Saturday.
00:57:43And that was bizarre.
00:57:44And after the game, it was almost like he had big money on Ohio State.
00:57:48He also was like, they didn't cheat this year.
00:57:50It's almost like, what are you talking about?
00:57:52That was never. Yeah.
00:57:53Like as they were, he was like, they won this year and they didn't have to cheat.
00:57:57What was the funniest part about that to me was Joel Klatt
00:58:00trying to get him to stop.
00:58:01Like Joel Klatt was like, I don't think it's that big of a deal.
00:58:04I don't think it's that big of a deal.
00:58:04It was very bizarre.
00:58:06By the way, the cops using mace.
00:58:07I mean, that's a lot like that's.
00:58:09And it's hypocritical.
00:58:10Now, as a Michigan man, they did mace both teams.
00:58:13Yes, but just.
00:58:15But it's but it's hypocritical because next year when they do
00:58:18the promo for that game, there will be clips of the pepper spray.
00:58:21And they'll be like, this rivalry means everything.
00:58:24And Gus Johnson will be trying to get people to watch.
00:58:27One thousand percent. All right.
00:58:28Ev, your dog of the week. Good, good, good take.
00:58:30I agree with that, Brandon.
00:58:32You're maturing. Yeah, I'm not maturing.
00:58:35I just I say the truth at all times.
00:58:36Sometimes you can handle it.
00:58:38Yeah, I mean, listen, it's probably the cops that spray pepper spray.
00:58:41They showed more heart and fight than Ryan Day ever could.
00:58:44That's a good one.
00:58:45Good on the cops. Good on the cops for a spray.
00:58:47Ryan Day on the car.
00:58:48Ryan Day after the game.
00:58:50Blue back to blue.
00:58:51Homeless PD throw right.
00:58:52Ryan Day after the game being like, we're not going to let them plant the flag.
00:58:55Well, I don't know. Maybe just don't let them win.
00:58:57I don't understand that.
00:58:58Well, he was actually he was like, what happened?
00:59:00Where am I? What plan am I on?
00:59:02What just he did?
00:59:03There was there was a clipping where he's like,
00:59:04we're just not going to let them do that.
00:59:06And it's like, OK, well, then just win.
00:59:07I don't know.
00:59:08Danny fucking limp dick. That's why he's fucking.
00:59:11So also like he doesn't even plant.
00:59:14So he has fake fake hair.
00:59:16His hair dyes, beard dyes terrible.
00:59:17But by the way, guys, salt and pepper is a vibe.
00:59:20It's in like Ryan Day.
00:59:22Stop doing it. Give it up, Ryan.
00:59:23It's not even I'm very curious.
00:59:25I want to hear every sexy.
00:59:26I want to hear the floor.
00:59:28I want to hear it. You said it.
00:59:29You said it.
00:59:30Columbus PD.
00:59:32When just now, I thought you were just continuing the conversation.
00:59:36No, well, she she's got it.
00:59:37She said it as I was about to say it.
00:59:39Yeah, I just continued it.
00:59:41Yeah. So so it's Columbus PD.
00:59:43They showed more fight.
00:59:44Pull out the mace. Good for good on them.
00:59:47I honestly feel like you've handled this a lot better than a lot of people.
00:59:49How the fuck? How am I supposed to handle it?
00:59:51Oh, you're doing well. I want to die.
00:59:53Yeah, this is the worst thing ever.
00:59:54Do you think that you're going to feel like not dying anytime soon?
00:59:57No, no.
00:59:59Maybe if Ryan Day gets fired.
01:00:01I mean, what if you win a couple of playoff games?
01:00:04Oh, doesn't matter. No, no.
01:00:06I'm saying, like, are you going to feel like, oh, hold on, hold on.
01:00:08You're going to you're going to have a home playoff game against Tennessee
01:00:11in two weeks and an hour before kickoff.
01:00:13You're going to be fired the fuck up.
01:00:15Well, yeah, because I want them to win, because this is the thing
01:00:17I like, I'll be in the trenches with them no matter what.
01:00:20But it's not that it makes me sick in my stomach.
01:00:22And I bet I'm going to be speaking on a tourney or good games.
01:00:26Go ahead.
01:00:26I may be speaking on a turn here, but I'm going to throw it out there.
01:00:30Oh, boy. And this is me
01:00:33throwing out a lifeline
01:00:36to all the people who are suffering in the great state of Ohio.
01:00:40If you'll have us and give us a spot and they have a home playoff game.
01:00:46I would love to go to Columbus
01:00:49and do the college football show for that playoff game.
01:00:51You magnify. We'll do it now.
01:00:53All we need is a spot.
01:00:55And I will come and try to lift your spirits
01:01:00before that game, if you'll have us.
01:01:03You're such a piece of shit.
01:01:04You knew that was coming, though.
01:01:05Like we haven't actually very admirable day.
01:01:08We haven't picked where we're going
01:01:09for the first round of the college football playoff,
01:01:11which we are going on the road for for this show.
01:01:13So I mean, you had to see you do love to visit
01:01:17the good people of Ohio
01:01:20before their playoff game and wish them luck as they head into the horseshoe
01:01:26to battle for the national championship.
01:01:28So if you'll have us, if we can find a spot,
01:01:32I would love to bring us some holiday cheer.
01:01:38Brandon, what's wrong?
01:01:39Nothing wrong.
01:01:40You just knew that was coming or.
01:01:42I was very generous.
01:01:43Yeah, just just just dance the dance.
01:01:46Dance. What is what we have to go?
01:01:49This is I know we have to go.
01:01:50Like, I have to go.
01:01:51I only have four spots.
01:01:52We only have four spots we can go to.
01:01:54Yeah. And I mean, we can't go to Notre Dame.
01:01:56They don't let us go.
01:01:57Yeah, we are closer than we.
01:01:59Oh, sir. We're not closer.
01:02:00What are the other options, sir?
01:02:02It's going to be Penn State.
01:02:03It's going to be Notre Dame.
01:02:04It's going to be.
01:02:05We're not allowed at Penn State Athens.
01:02:07Yeah. Yeah.
01:02:08Yeah. So we'll have to go to Ohio State.
01:02:10If they give us a spot.
01:02:11If they give us a spot.
01:02:12If they give us a spot.
01:02:13I think when we went in twenty.
01:02:14I would love a frat house.
01:02:16Yeah, I would love to visit the good people of Ohio.
01:02:19OK, well, we'll see.
01:02:21We'll see after this.
01:02:21One of my favorite states in the union.
01:02:23Honest to God, I love the people of Ohio.
01:02:25If things were different.
01:02:27It's one it's like one of those movies
01:02:29where you see two different peoples on the side of the war.
01:02:31And if they were just born in different families,
01:02:33they may be best friends.
01:02:34Like, I do love the people of Ohio.
01:02:37Just I don't I have no idea what just happened.
01:02:39OK, all right.
01:02:40Let's go to Proper Picks presented by Proper Number 12 Irish Whiskey.
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01:03:14Woo. OK, my proper number 12
01:03:18pick is going to be Clemson and SMU over 56.
01:03:23OK, over in the ACC Championship.
01:03:25Brandon, this team blew it last week when they were still hanging around
01:03:28lurking for a playoff spot.
01:03:29But now they get a better match up to Lane minus four and a half against Army.
01:03:34OK, Ev, I think Clemson, Clemson, SMU over to OK, Dave.
01:03:40I take Penn State in the Cheetos Bowl.
01:03:49What did Cheetos Bowl?
01:03:51I know what he said. Yeah. Why do you say it?
01:03:53Because he doesn't think this bowl game matters.
01:03:57Penn State plus three and a half in Cheetos Bowl.
01:04:00I mean, it's just not important.
01:04:03Big ten. The Big Ten championship was settled last week in Ohio.
01:04:08Well, I don't think it was.
01:04:09It is it is pretty big for the playoff because one gets a buy and one does not.
01:04:15This season in the history books will be remembered by one game
01:04:19and one game only, and that is what happened last week in the horseshoe.
01:04:22Anybody who says anything about the Big Ten otherwise is lying.
01:04:27OK, well, it is a big game in the Big Ten, but regardless, I'm going to
01:04:30I hate taking it under, especially as low as this one at forty nine and a half
01:04:33in the SEC Championship, Georgia, Texas.
01:04:35Again, both of these teams strengths are their defensive lines.
01:04:38Quinn, yours and Carson Beck, like we talked about in the game preview,
01:04:41they are prone to make mistakes.
01:04:43I think they keep this a low scoring game.
01:04:45I'm going to take the under forty nine and a half in the SEC Championship.
01:04:48And Brandon, this is this is one of the best things that we've ever done
01:04:51because no, it's not stupid.
01:04:53So going into this year, we've always had like different prizes
01:04:57for the winner of proper picks.
01:04:58Proper number twelve Irish whiskey wanted us to pick a charity
01:05:00fifteen thousand dollars to donate to the charity of our choice.
01:05:03I won. I won.
01:05:05I went ten, three and one this season.
01:05:07I guess we'll see whether it's eleven, three and one or ten, four and one.
01:05:10But I want Brandon to give me the check,
01:05:12because Brandon very rarely does anything nice for me.
01:05:14So, Brandon, would you please present me and my charity with my check, please?
01:05:20Come on over.
01:05:21I know it pains you, but I did better than you.
01:05:24That's that's what people don't understand.
01:05:25This really actually hurts you that I was better than you.
01:05:28OK, come on.
01:05:29OK, I'm bring it in here. Bring it in here. All right.
01:05:33OK, here we go.
01:05:35I know this brings him.
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01:06:04I present her the check. Thank you, Brandon.
01:06:06Beautiful. Thank you, Brandon. Oh, thank you.
01:06:09Thank you. Congratulations, Casey. Great year.
01:06:11Thank you. Good fun. Good charity.
01:06:13Yeah. Great charity.
01:06:14Thank you to proper number twelve.
01:06:15And again, I just wanted Brandon to have to do it
01:06:17because he never has to be nice to me. So very cool.
01:06:19Thank you to proper twelve.
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01:06:24So thank you very much to the charity.
01:06:26We're happy to give that money.
01:06:28Anything else before we get to the Uber number one top twelve?
01:06:31Because you know what?
01:06:32I feel like this might be a little bit of an argument.
01:06:35Anything that you guys want to say before we get here?
01:06:37Nope. No, I'm ready to go. We're ready to go.
01:06:40Great season of college football, everybody.
01:06:42I had a blast again.
01:06:44What's not over yet? Walker, did you hear?
01:06:46Can someone can someone just repeat that to Walker?
01:06:48He didn't have his earpiece on.
01:06:50I'm at a blast. It's back.
01:06:51Yeah, it's back in my ear.
01:06:52OK, well, Dave, what'd you say?
01:06:55I said we had a great season of college football.
01:06:58I had a blast. Another great year to be a Michigan Wolverine.
01:07:02Yeah, there's still a lot of college.
01:07:03It's a great year.
01:07:04Still a lot of college football left the play.
01:07:06Yeah, no, this was a great year.
01:07:08Seven to five.
01:07:09This was a great year with a capital G.
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01:07:42I'm not going to Ron Burgundy if Michigan is in here, which they will be.
01:07:45I will notice it right away.
01:07:46Please unveil.
01:07:48Please unveil our bracket.
01:07:49That could be real.
01:07:50Well, there. Yeah.
01:07:51So Dave got Michigan against Georgia in there.
01:07:55But the other ones, Tennessee, Ohio State, Penn State,
01:07:57Boise State, Indiana, Notre Dame, and then Oregon, Texas, Arizona State and SMU.
01:08:02So we have the big 12 champion.
01:08:05Yeah, that doesn't make any.
01:08:06Yeah, we have the big 12 champion getting that by over Boise State.
01:08:09I don't think Indiana, Notre Dame in real life is really.
01:08:12I guess it can happen.
01:08:13It doesn't feel like it's going to happen.
01:08:14I'll be sick, though.
01:08:15That'd be so great.
01:08:16That'll be awesome.
01:08:17I mean, Tennessee, Ohio State, that's all this is.
01:08:19That's a terrific match.
01:08:20Georgia, Michigan's awesome.
01:08:22Yeah, well, well, yeah.
01:08:24And I mean, Michigan, I don't know how you expect them.
01:08:27Not to be in.
01:08:27They beat the what?
01:08:29Number two, number three team in the country last week.
01:08:30Well, they lost five games.
01:08:31Indiana beat them. Illinois beat them.
01:08:33They lost. They lost a shit ton of games.
01:08:34They were in the they're in the poll last week, Walker.
01:08:36But and they had the biggest win of the weekend.
01:08:39That's true. He's right on that.
01:08:41Syracuse had a big win.
01:08:43So outside of outside of the ACC game,
01:08:46obviously seeing what happens between SMU and Clemson,
01:08:48we pretty much know what this bracket's going to look like.
01:08:50I mean, seating may change a little bit, depending on what happens in the SEC.
01:08:54No, we know what's going to happen even outside of that game.
01:08:57Because you don't you don't think there's any way the committee sticks.
01:09:00Oh, they're going to put Alabama in.
01:09:02They're going to put Alabama in.
01:09:03That would be so shitty for SMU, right?
01:09:07They're going to put Alabama money.
01:09:09The three letters of the SEC, Alabama sitting at home
01:09:12after getting their dicks kicked in by Oklahoma.
01:09:14But if you ask them, you wins out.
01:09:15I mean, Alabama. Yeah, they can win a game.
01:09:17Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm just saying if Clemson wins. Yeah.
01:09:19OK, so the next time we're all going to be together, as Dave mentioned a second ago,
01:09:23we don't know where we're going to be.
01:09:23We'll be on the road for the first round of the college football playoff.
01:09:27We'll announce that as soon as we know what location we will be there.
01:09:29So either I'm assuming Saturday, but either Friday or Saturday
01:09:31will be on the road for the first round.
01:09:34Anything else, fellas?
01:09:35No. Great show. I'd love to go to Columbus.
01:09:38I'd love to go to Columbus. Sorry, Ev.
01:09:41Sorry, Ev. Let's start repairing this city.
01:09:44Brick by brick. One. Let's do it together.
01:09:46Ev, we can walk onto the stage arm and arm, arm and arm, Ev.
01:09:52Yeah. New day.
01:09:54Good show. All right, Ev.
01:09:55You deserve a ton of respect.
01:09:57Ton of respect. That was hard.
01:09:59You did. Ev, I think you're handling this very well.
01:10:02I really do. Yeah, I agree.