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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariya.
00:22Friends, today I want to share something with you that you must have seen that many people want to reduce their weight and they do dieting but there comes a time when weight loss stops.
00:35Then what they do is they give their body a shock.
00:38They give a shock that one day they cheat diet.
00:41They eat a lot and eat a lot.
00:44Due to this, the body feels that now I don't want to be on a diet, I don't want to eat less.
00:50Now I will get all the food.
00:52So it starts the metabolism faster and it happens that the weight starts to reduce again when they eat less.
00:59These shocks should be given to life sometimes.
01:03Sometimes give a surprise shock to your life.
01:06For example, sign up for a marathon.
01:14You walk, you can't even run.
01:17But sign up and see.
01:19Sometimes give yourself a surprise.
01:21Sign up for golf.
01:23Sometimes apply for acting somewhere.
01:25Do something that you have never thought of in your life.
01:28Sometimes give yourself a shock.
01:30Science says that after a lot of research, it was found that such people who surprisingly went to a new job through a friend or through their company or for some other reason,
01:43then this door opened for them that they can do such things in life that they had never thought of.
01:50And then such confidence came that they fulfilled all the dreams of their life.
01:55Let's take you to the square with this message.
01:58And let's see what's going on in the square.
02:01I see two roundabouts in the square today and nothing else.
02:04I see a roundabout and a speed breaker.
02:07No problem, Mr. Haroon.
02:09It has become very difficult.
02:11It has become very difficult to earn a living.
02:15You are right that the economic conditions in Pakistan are very bad for the common man.
02:21Absolutely.
02:22And that is why I feel that there is a lot of increase in crime.
02:27The reason for this is that there is so much unfairness in the economy.
02:31I will say it like this.
02:32There is unfairness in the economy because of which crime is also increasing everywhere.
02:36I remembered from crime that your face is so clean that I feel this is your crime.
02:43If I don't get a job, where can I use it?
02:48I want to tell you this.
02:49You didn't get a job till today.
02:51If I don't get a job, where can I go?
02:54So many residential colonies are being built.
02:57So many houses are being built.
02:59So many buildings are being built.
03:00You are not getting a job anywhere.
03:02I am just going to get air from the square.
03:05Forget everything, where is the warden?
03:07Who is the warden?
03:08There is a warden here, right?
03:09He ran away from the warden.
03:11Why?
03:12There is no work.
03:13There used to be a chickpea vendor here.
03:15He also ran away.
03:16There was no work.
03:17What about the chickpea vendor?
03:19Oh!
03:20The chickpea vendor?
03:21Yes.
03:22He has fallen in love with God.
03:23Oh!
03:24He was a young man.
03:25What happened?
03:26Brother, he has become pious.
03:28He has fallen in love with God.
03:29It means he has started doing pious work.
03:31He has fallen in love with God.
03:33He has fallen in love with God.
03:34Okay.
03:35He has left the chickpea vendor.
03:36He doesn't work anymore.
03:37But it is not a bad thing to run a chickpea vendor.
03:40Sister, you don't know about this.
03:42Do you know?
03:43He used to fix the mirrors
03:44Yes.
03:45on the old vehicles.
03:46Yes.
03:47Oh!
03:48He used to fix the mirrors.
03:50He doesn't do it now.
03:51He has repented.
03:52He has repented now.
03:53He has started doing pious work.
03:54How did he change his heart?
03:55Oh!
03:56What nonsense is this?
03:57It happens all of a sudden.
03:59There was an old woman sitting at the back.
04:00Okay.
04:01Okay.
04:02She had eight children.
04:03Okay.
04:04She changed her heart.
04:06Okay.
04:07The boy..
04:08He didn't just change his heart.
04:10No.
04:11He changed his face as well.
04:13Oh!
04:18Greetings, brother.
04:20Greetings.
04:21Brother.
04:22Yes.
04:23I have heard that there are a lot of workers here.
04:24But I don't see them.
04:25I don't know.
04:26They are with the bank.
04:30They sit there.
04:32Do you know of any worker who sits here?
04:34Ma'am, I have kept this for hostility.
04:38I thought you had kept it for your defence.
04:40Defence.
04:42I thought you had kept it for your defence.
04:44Did anyone tell you that this is an Indian area?
04:48Brother, can you make a room?
04:51Yes, I can.
04:52Ma'am, have you got your LDA passed?
04:54Yes, I have got it passed.
04:56Yes, because you know what the problem is.
04:58Yes.
04:59If you have a good heart, you will get it.
05:01Okay, ma'am.
05:02The place where you are going to make a room..
05:04Yes.
05:05There are walls at the back, right?
05:06Yes, there are walls at the back.
05:08You have to make a room on top of those walls.
05:10On top of those walls?
05:11I am not taking this risk.
05:12Why?
05:13So that the foundation of the house..
05:15Yes.
05:16..is not worth it.
05:17If the room is more expensive there..
05:19..and the client has a problem there..
05:20..then I will go there.
05:21Ma'am, do you know what you should do first?
05:23Yes.
05:24You should go to an engineer.
05:25Okay.
05:26The foundation of that house..
05:27Yes.
05:28First bring me the report of that house..
05:30..that it is worth it.
05:31So that construction can be done on that house.
05:33Okay.
05:34Then I will go to the recommendation of that house.
05:37Do you have the number of an engineer?
05:43That's it, ma'am.
05:44What can I tell you, Haroon?
05:45Believe me, I don't have the money.
05:47He says he doesn't have the money.
05:49You are a workaholic.
05:52Greetings.
05:53Greetings.
05:54How are you?
05:55I am fine.
05:56What is the rate of the construction of this house?
05:58And what is the rate of the labor?
06:00The labor is Rs. 1300.
06:02Okay.
06:03The construction is Rs. 2500.
06:05Construction is Rs. 2500.
06:06And the labor is Rs. 1300.
06:07Yes.
06:09Thank you, brother.
06:10What is it?
06:11I want to check the market.
06:12I am also a laborer.
06:14You are a laborer.
06:16But your conversation is very interesting.
06:19Why are you carrying a brick?
06:20I want to sell my house.
06:21I have brought a sample.
06:24I have brought it to keep it down.
06:26You know that I am a laborer.
06:27And I am your father.
06:28I see.
06:29I see.
06:30So you like to sit on bricks.
06:31You are so thin that you have become bald.
06:34Where do you stay?
06:35I can go anywhere.
06:37I can go to any city.
06:39Where does Mistry Jugnu stay?
06:40What does he know about you?
06:41Tell him.
06:43What is your name, brother?
06:45Do you like to joke with me?
06:46Yes.
06:48If you don't like it, then leave it.
06:53Greetings, brother.
06:54Greetings.
06:56I am a laborer.
06:57I can sit on bricks.
06:58My name is Al Tamash.
07:01What did you say?
07:02Al Tamash.
07:03Al Tamash.
07:04Are you from Turkey?
07:07Are you all from Portugal?
07:10I am a laborer, brother.
07:11My name is similar to mine.
07:15Don't you like to dig graves?
07:17I like to dig graves.
07:19Why?
07:20Let me tell you something.
07:21I have come out so well today.
07:23I am not going to die.
07:25He has come out for the rich.
07:27None of us are going to die.
07:30The one who doesn't die
07:31dies in front of his room.
07:32He is closed for two minutes.
07:33Doesn't he die?
07:35You all have come to look for work.
07:37It's time for us to get water.
07:39We have come to work.
07:40The situation has made me a laborer, sir.
07:42Wow.
07:43What are you doing, brother?
07:45He is doing net practice.
07:47If he doesn't do net practice,
07:49then he will fail in the field.
07:52What is this?
07:53Your belly has become wet.
07:55I am mixing spices, brother.
07:57Oh, wow.
07:58I have made a house.
08:00It's in Punjab.
08:01Everything is ready.
08:03You have made it ready?
08:04Yes, he gave me six suits.
08:05Wow.
08:06Five kgs of sugarcane.
08:07Wow.
08:08And a bottle of Khussa.
08:09Such good people.
08:10There is no shortage.
08:11I have made a house.
08:12It will take five to five and a half months.
08:14Okay.
08:15Such good people.
08:16Yes.
08:17They are congratulating me
08:18with a Boski suit and a ring.
08:20Did they give the house to you?
08:21No.
08:22I got engaged.
08:23That's why I got the house.
08:24Okay.
08:25Okay.
08:26He is not going to leave.
08:27He is going to stay at home.
08:28Give it to him.
08:30Hello.
08:35Who are your labourers?
08:39You were the one who announced it first.
08:41I am a labourer
08:43and I work for the state bank.
08:45There is a such a...
08:49Trolley in front of me.
08:51For how long you think
08:52this is the first time you see this.
08:56How you were making me wait
08:57on that trolley
08:58It's not that difficult.
08:59Look, Mr. Arun.
09:00No one is ready to pick up the work.
09:02What?
09:02You are right.
09:04Sir, give me a new one.
09:05How many bricks?
09:09Five to six bricks.
09:14This is..
09:1635,000 bricks.
09:19Okay, tell me clearly. How many bricks are there?
09:21I am telling you. I don't understand.
09:24You are not moving it here. You are moving it there.
09:26I will solve the problem when I have money in my pocket.
09:29Okay, give us the money first.
09:32Okay, I won't give you.
09:35How much money do you want?
09:39I will give you as much as you want.
09:43I will give you as much as you want.
09:44Not as much as you want. I want 500 bricks.
09:45Okay.
09:46Rs. 4,000.
09:47Okay.
09:48I will give you Rs. 3,000.
09:49I will give you Rs. 2,000.
09:51I will give you Rs. 2,000. Are you out of your mind?
09:53What happened?
09:54You are going to die alone.
09:56We should have a union.
09:58I am the president of the union.
10:00He is the vice president.
10:02And Narayana is here.
10:03Long live the labour union.
10:05Long live the labour union.
10:07Long live the labour union.
10:09What is the name of your union?
10:11Labour union Jugnugurup.
10:15Okay, fine.
10:16Listen to me. I won't take a single rupee less.
10:19Okay, fine.
10:19Listen to me. The person who takes the money
10:21should insure you.
10:23He is from Goa.
10:25He is from Eight Wajans. He doesn't have any responsibility.
10:26Okay. Now he is keeping his demands.
10:29After 5 o'clock, you should come to the place
10:32where you are supposed to be at 5 o'clock.
10:33You are talking about 5 o'clock.
10:35I will come at 4 o'clock.
10:36I will slap you.
10:38Why at 4 o'clock?
10:39I will slap you.
10:40This is our union.
10:41I am the president. Talk to me.
10:43Look, keep your labour union to yourself.
10:46I will give it to someone else.
10:47If you don't have money, I will slap you.
10:48Yes.
10:49Brother, I have given my resignation to your labour union.
10:52Brother, I will come with you.
10:53You will come with us.
10:54You are not a member of our union.
10:55I won't spare you.
10:56No problem.
10:57You have become a Gobi.
10:58No one will come after you.
10:59Will you bring me here?
11:00Yes, I will bring you.
11:01How much money?
11:04Whatever you want, brother.
11:07Come.
11:07Come.
11:08You are a labourer.
11:09You can give me whatever you want.
11:10No problem.
11:11Brother, no one will come after you.
11:12I am telling you.
11:13What is he doing?
11:15Mr. Farooq, you have heard of Mr. Laur, right?
11:17Yes.
11:18Now sell Mr. Laur as well.
11:20Very good.
11:22Mr. Sadar, look at him.
11:24He is a shameless man.
11:26Forget it, Gogi.
11:27Believe me.
11:28It doesn't matter to us if one person dies.
11:33Traitor.
11:34Traitor.
11:35Traitor.
11:35Traitor.
11:36Traitor.
11:38The one who is working hard is a traitor.
11:39What will you take home in the evening?
11:41What will you show to your wife and children?
11:43Mother, I won't sell my conscience.
11:46Mr. Sadar, I will go if you say so.
11:48I will go if you say so.
11:49He will go.
11:50God will give us food and shelter.
11:51I will give you advice.
11:52Mr. Arun, I am a mason.
11:53I take money as well.
11:54I don't even work.
11:55Do you know what people call me?
11:56A mason.
12:00All these labourers are educated.
12:04Traitor.
12:05Traitor.
12:06Traitor.
12:07Traitor.
12:08He is a pigeon.
12:08He will fly away.
12:09You are so stupid.
12:11You showed a little intelligence
12:12and he has started earning money.
12:15See, he is earning money now.
12:18He is earning money now.
12:19Look at him.
12:22Mr. Bhai, the house I am building
12:25is an old house.
12:26You have to pay for it.
12:27Who will pay for your house?
12:29If you say, I will pay for it.
12:30What will you give?
12:32I will give you Rs. 1300.
12:36I will give you Rs. 1300.
12:37I will give you Rs. 2000.
12:39I will deduct the money.
12:41I will give you Rs. 3000.
12:43I will resign from this union.
12:45Go. Go.
12:47One person should know that
12:48my union is not going to make any difference.
12:51He is a big man.
12:54You said the same thing when the last one also left.
12:57He didn't make any difference.
12:58We are left.
13:01He is a big man.
13:03How much will you give?
13:04We will give.
13:05Rs. 1300.
13:07I will give you Rs. 1300.
13:09No, I will deduct Rs. 1600.
13:10I will give you Rs. 1300.
13:12No, I will give.
13:13I am the president.
13:15I will resign from your union.
13:17You keep your union.
13:18I am the president.
13:20You know that we don't make any difference.
13:22Shut up.
13:23We don't make any difference.
13:25How many people are there?
13:26Only two are left.
13:30He thinks he is the president.
13:31He will regret it one day.
13:32I told you.
13:34I will resign.
13:36Resign or I will hold a press conference outside.
13:43Union doesn't work like that.
13:44I have given my blood.
13:45I told you.
13:46I am not like you.
13:49You and me are equal.
13:51Wait.
13:53Do you know the first number of this?
13:54What?
13:55It is called letterhead's pad.
13:59Pad.
14:00You have to write one number and I have to write my number.
14:03I don't have to write anyone else's number.
14:05We don't have anyone.
14:07Then why do you have to write?
14:10Listen to me, Chirag.
14:12Jugnu's group shouldn't be broken.
14:14There are many such people.
14:16Jugnu can break my head.
14:18The group won't be broken.
14:20That's right.
14:21People who come to revolt..
14:23..they are always hungry.
14:25We need a worker.
14:26What?
14:27We need a worker.
14:28Come on.
14:29Wait. Ask for money.
14:30Ask for work.
14:31You can give me whatever you want.
14:32Hello. Hello.
14:34I am the president of the union.
14:36I will resign.
14:37Will it make any difference to you if I go?
14:43Viewers, we will take a short break.
14:45We will meet you after the break.
14:46Attention. Attention.
14:50Attention. Attention.
14:53Welcome back, viewers.
14:54Now our segment is called Attention Story.
14:56Wow.
14:56Attention Story.
14:57We want people to be educated.
15:01Absolutely.
15:02We want to tell them how content is made.
15:05How we make stories.
15:07Today we all have a box.
15:10There is an item or something under this box.
15:15We will make a story using that item.
15:19And we will make it reach a logical conclusion.
15:22And since most of us don't know what is under the box..
15:27..we will start with me.
15:29We have to use that item in the story.
15:32We have to give a different twist to the story.
15:36Yes.
15:36And the public will decide.
15:38Tell us in the comments..
15:39..who will give the best twist to the story.
15:41I have a question.
15:42What?
15:43Can we take this item home?
15:45I knew that if any of you will ask this question..
15:49..then only Irza will do it.
15:50And on the way back, she will hold the box like this.
15:53I will tell you that you can take this item home.
15:57I know what is inside it.
15:58Don't do it. Really.
15:59So shall we start?
16:00Yes.
16:01Okay. First thing.
16:03That..
16:04Oh wow.
16:05This..
16:07You love Mr. Agha so much?
16:09Son, he is not the one who is sitting worried.
16:13Yes.
16:14He is his grandfather.
16:17I have a sprain in my leg.
16:19And he is in so much pain.
16:21I would like to show you.
16:23I have never seen my son in so much pain.
16:26Because of his condition, he has got sprains everywhere.
16:32Okay.
16:33The story is like this.
16:35There was a very strong Hulk.
16:38Yes.
16:40He had sprains in his legs.
16:44And Hulk was helpless because of the pain.
16:47Oh no.
16:48Over to you.
16:49Me?
16:50Yes.
16:51Oh wow.
16:53This is King of Spades.
16:55King of Spades.
16:56There was a Hulk who was very strong.
16:59And he was suffering from sprains.
17:03Sir, because I have King of Spades
17:05I will continue the story like this.
17:07That Hulk thought that he should stop playing cards
17:10because sprains don't allow.
17:13Sir, there was a Hulk who was suffering from sprains.
17:17And he thought that he should stop playing cards
17:19because sprains don't allow.
17:23What happened next?
17:27Is it a monkey?
17:29Yes, it is a monkey.
17:29It so happened that someone advised Hulk
17:34that there is a monkey in the jungle
17:36who can cure his illness.
17:39This is a very good point.
17:41Wow.
17:43Mr. Agha, over to you.
17:45Give it to me.
17:46This is a cup of tea.
17:47A cup of tea.
17:48Actually, this is not a cup of tea.
17:51Okay.
17:52When Hulk reached the monkey
17:54Yes.
17:55he was drinking tea with his legs crossed.
17:58No, sir, the story is wrong.
18:00Why?
18:01You can't cross your legs.
18:04It's not yours. The monkey was drinking it.
18:07Over to you, Mr. Salim.
18:11Rickshaw.
18:13The monkey leaves the school and comes here.
18:16And when Hulk reached there
18:19Yes.
18:20he told the monkey his story.
18:22I was a strong man.
18:24Now, I can't even throw a leaf without permission.
18:28Okay.
18:28So, he told me to sit in the rickshaw
18:30and come with him to the west.
18:32Okay, the monkey had a rickshaw.
18:35He used to ride it as well.
18:38He used to earn his living.
18:39Okay.
18:40The monkey was not a showman. He was a hard worker.
18:46Over to you, Goga.
18:48Scissor.
18:49Scissor.
18:50Yes.
18:51Sir, when I took him in the rickshaw
18:53and went to the west, he said,
18:54I have come to Saptar.
18:56Okay. He didn't come to the jungle.
18:58He went to the west.
19:00Yes, he came to Saptar.
19:01That means he went so far to the west
19:03that he left for Europe.
19:04Yes, he left for Europe.
19:06Okay.
19:06The doctor was sitting there.
19:07He said, my back is aching.
19:09The doctor?
19:10No, no. Hulk said.
19:12Hulk.
19:12Hulk. Hulk said.
19:14Okay.
19:14He said, my back is aching.
19:15You are making up stories.
19:16He said, where did you come from in the jungle?
19:18No, he went to Europe.
19:19He went to Europe.
19:20In Russia?
19:21Yes.
19:23He went to the doctor.
19:24He said, there is a problem with my back.
19:25He said, the fees is very high.
19:27He made him cry a lot.
19:29But..
19:30Even the monkey bowed to the doctor.
19:32He said, it's okay. I will get it for you.
19:33Okay.
19:34He made him cry a lot.
19:35But the emotions of Hulk..
19:37Hulk.
19:38The doctor cut the scissors.
19:40Wow. Emotions.
19:41The doctor cut Hulk's emotions with scissors.
19:44Yes.
19:44The problem was with his back.
19:46He didn't let his back be.
19:47He cut his emotions.
19:49It's not in literal terms.
19:51He gave a metaphor.
19:52Okay, it's a metaphor.
19:53It's like someone is cutting the emotions.
19:56Okay.
19:57Over to you.
19:59Oh, a pistol.
20:00It's a pistol.
20:01Now, the monkey, the doctor and Hulk are standing here.
20:04Yes.
20:05When the doctor cut the emotions of Hulk..
20:09..he got angry and pointed the gun at the doctor.
20:13But the monkey found out something.
20:15Okay.
20:15The monkey pulled the pistol..
20:17..and checked how it works.
20:20When the monkey fired the pistol..
20:21..it wasn't a water gun.
20:23It was a bubble gun.
20:24Oh, so bubbles came out of it.
20:26Bubbles came out.
20:27The monkey thought that the fight wouldn't escalate..
20:29..so he sat in the rickshaw and left.
20:31So, the monkey left.
20:32No, he sat in the rickshaw along with Hulk.
20:36Okay.
20:36So, the rickshaw broke down on the way.
20:38Oh.
20:39When the rickshaw broke down..
20:40A lion came in front of him.
20:41The monkey got out of the rickshaw and said to the lion..
20:44..is there any mason here?
20:48The lion turned around.
20:49He said to the monkey, do you want tea?
20:51Yes.
20:52The lion cleaned the rickshaw's plug.
20:54Okay.
20:55After cleaning the plug..
20:57..the fight didn't start.
20:58The lion pushed the monkey half a kilometre ahead.
21:04The lion wanted to eat the monkey.
21:07Okay.
21:07So, Hulk fired the bubble gun.
21:10Okay.
21:10A big bubble came out of it..
21:12..which made the lion run..
21:14..and he went up in the sky.
21:15He went up and opened the window of the bubble..
21:18..and cut off the monkey's cheeks.
21:20When the lion was going up in the sky..
21:21..he was doing the same thing.
21:24While going up in the sky, the lion said to the monkey..
21:25..do something with the king.
21:28Then he sat in the rickshaw and went ahead.
21:31I don't know, but something came out of the rickshaw.
21:34Okay.
21:35So, Hulk ate it.
21:37When Hulk ate it, the monkey said to the monkey..
21:39..what kind of a king are you?
21:42After a long time, the bubble went up in the sky.
21:44It hit the tip of the scissor and brought the lion down.
21:47The scissor flew up in the sky.
21:50Okay, when the lion came down in front of Hulk..
21:55..Hulk told him that he had eaten a certain leaf.
21:59The lion ran away from there.
22:02When the monkey saw all this in front of his eyes..
22:06..he said that he curses him for treating him like this.
22:10Then?
22:11So, the monkey said..
22:12..why are you cursing me? I am a king.
22:18And in the meantime, Hulk got angry.
22:21He pointed the gun at the lion and the doctor.
22:25Oh.
22:25And asked how many people were there.
22:27So, they both said that we are treating you..
22:30..and we want to help you.
22:31But you are asking us for help.
22:33You are a strange king.
22:38And Hulk was absolutely fine.
22:39Now he is sitting in the rickshaw and playing cards with all three of them.
22:42Oh.
22:44When the matter was settled, he started singing a song.
22:47You are a king.
22:49When the song was playing, Hulk said..
22:51..I have lost my emotions and you are dancing to the song.
22:55You are a strange king.
22:59Now all three of them have become friends.
23:00The doctor gets a training on the rickshaw in the morning.
23:02Yes.
23:02And the monkey drives the rickshaw all day.
23:04Yes.
23:05He sits behind and plays cards.
23:06And he says that in future..
23:09..I will neither do wrestling..
23:11Yes.
23:11..nor will I make muscles.
23:12Nor will I play cards.
23:13Nor will I play cards. Why?
23:15Why?
23:15Why?
23:16I have lost my emotions.
23:21And because everything was finally solved..
23:24Yes.
23:24..Hulk said that now we will spend our lives..
23:28..in the balloon that will come out of the pistol.
23:30Thank you very much.
23:31If you had a pistol, you would have cut the balloon..
23:34..if the water didn't come out properly.
23:36Okay.
23:37The conclusion was that Hulk lost his emotions..
23:41Oh!
23:42..and he was cured by taking those herbs.
23:45But now he doesn't play cards.
23:47He says that he doesn't want to lose..
23:49..nor does he want to win.
23:51Because he has lost his emotions, right?
23:52I have lost my emotions.
23:54And if someone asks him to play cards with him..
23:57..he will say that he doesn't have emotions.
23:59You are asking him to play cards.
24:01You are a strange king.
24:07Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
24:09We will meet after the break.
24:11Be alert. Be alert.
24:15Be alert. Be alert.
24:17Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
24:18Yes, Erza.
24:19Mr. Haroon, the audience is so lovely.
24:21Wait. Wait.
24:23First, let one of our team members lie.
24:26Yes, Arthur.
24:27First of all, I don't lie.
24:30And secondly, today you are looking like a firecracker..
24:34..and a lemonade, Erza.
24:35Oh!
24:37And you said one lie and she said two lies.
24:40You insisted so much on saying this.
24:43It means you wanted to hear the truth.
24:45Every day, every day, Erza..
24:47..I feel she won't be able to set a new bar.
24:49But she makes a scene every day.
24:51I have never seen such a beautiful woman in my life.
24:55What do you mean?
24:56She is the one who wakes up at night and looks at the mirror..
24:59..and says..
25:01..if she doesn't say anything, you should be ashamed.
25:05I look lovely every day, right?
25:07Yes.
25:08Gogol is standing out today.
25:09Today..
25:10Oh!
25:11Yes, Gogol.
25:12Let me do it too.
25:13I have invested so much in you.
25:15Where will I get the money from?
25:20Gogol, how are you feeling wearing a broad cheque today?
25:23Broad?
25:24I am not the court.
25:25Yes, how are you?
25:26You look like Rashi Clark.
25:29No, sir. I am fine.
25:30What do you think? Do I look like a hero?
25:32To be honest, you don't look like a newscaster at all.
25:35Shall I tell you the truth?
25:37Yes.
25:37I can't see all this.
25:39Okay.
25:40All of them will find you lovely.
25:44Okay, I am saying this from day one.
25:47Look at Denzel Washington.
25:48Will Smith.
25:49Look at Will Smith.
25:50Look at Idris Elba.
25:52Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
25:53Yes, look at him.
25:55So, what is your problem?
25:57Look at everyone, but not here.
26:01Look, who is he?
26:03Okay, enough of jokes.
26:05Now, let's do the thing for which we are doing this show.
26:08Let's go to the audience.
26:09Yes, let's go to the audience.
26:11Can't this girl look at Gokha or Anna?
26:15Gokha came to look at her.
26:16Her uncle was Anna.
26:18Okay.
26:18Anna also said no to her and left.
26:21Now, how did this miracle happen?
26:23How did your helplessness come back?
26:29When Gokha came to look at her, she said to her mother-in-law
26:32what is this?
26:33Her father said, aunt, you are old.
26:36Then I think you should have told your mother-in-law.
26:39Okay, you know, I have never gone through this process.
26:42That someone has come to see the house and is taking the tray.
26:46Wow.
26:46I don't have any clue about it.
26:48So, what did you do?
26:49I mean, I had taken your wedding invitation from her.
26:57Arzoo also came to look at her.
26:58She was so shy that she took off her dupatta.
27:05Then her mother-in-law said, son, what are you doing?
27:07She said, mother, I didn't do anything.
27:08This is my duty.
27:10The boy's relatives are waiting for Arzoo.
27:13First, give the dupatta to him and feed it to his daughter.
27:15We will come.
27:19Look, what will the audience think?
27:22What kind of people are they?
27:23Yes, audience.
27:23Yes, sir.
27:24But Mr. Haroon, I really don't know what that feeling is.
27:27Okay, that's fine.
27:28What will happen for that brother?
27:29Should we hold the mic and see?
27:32Mr. Haroon, when he came to see you
27:34did you show him your duty?
27:35No, no. I didn't touch him.
27:36He said, come here. I want to see you.
27:39Come, let's see.
27:40Okay, when he came to see me
27:43I was in my room and a friend of mine was sitting with me.
27:47He didn't know what was happening.
27:48That they were coming to see me or what.
27:50But I knew that they were coming to see me.
27:51So, I got ready and left.
27:53He said, are the bride's family coming to see you?
27:57Yes.
27:57I said, they are coming but how did you get to know all of a sudden?
28:02He said, you shaved your beard three times.
28:05He said, Manohar Nisha Mujahid
28:07came to see you.
28:11Yes, brother.
28:12Greetings.
28:13Sir, my name is Mir Ahmed.
28:15Oh, wow.
28:15So, I want to say a few words to all these lovely people.
28:19Go ahead.
28:20I request Mr. Gokha not to pay attention to the word, lovely.
28:22What?
28:24I request Mr. Gokha not to pay attention to the word, lovely.
28:26Yes.
28:26I miss him all the time.
28:31Wow.
28:33I miss him all the time.
28:38If I meet him, I feel like dying.
28:41Oh, wow.
28:44Thank you, my brother.
28:46Thank you for the benefit.
28:47Thank you.
28:48He is the most influential person in your city.
28:53He is the most influential person in your city.
28:57He is the most influential person in your city.
29:01Wow.
29:04Very good.
29:05And my fate is written in your hands.
29:09He has washed his hands.
29:11And my fate is written in your hands.
29:15I talk to God through your means.
29:19Wow.
29:21Awesome.
29:22And...
29:24Yes, next.
29:25My name is Raheela Ashraf.
29:27I write poetry.
29:29So, I would like to recite my own poem.
29:31Wow.
29:32Have you published a book?
29:34Not a book. I am in the process of publishing a book.
29:37I usually read it in shows.
29:39Wow.
29:40It is our good fortune that so many poets are here today.
29:43Please recite a poem.
29:44Who will now for my sake...
29:46Who will now for my sake...
29:47...carry the pain and sorrow?
29:49Wow.
29:51I am standing in the darkness.
29:53He will bring the shade.
29:54Wow.
29:56Very good.
29:57I am so simple.
30:00I live in this darkness.
30:02I am so simple.
30:03I am so simple.
30:05I live in this darkness.
30:07My beauty will please a lowly man like you.
30:10Wow.
30:12Very good.
30:13Now that I have played such a game with you.
30:17Now that I have played such a game with you.
30:20Now that I have played such a game with you.
30:25You will be the one to get beaten up.
30:28Wow.
30:29Wow.
30:31Wow.
30:35People tell me that I look like Tulshru.
30:39People tell me that...
30:40People tell me that I look like Tulshru.
30:45I live with you.
30:46It will have some effect.
30:47Wow.
30:49Very good.
30:51Very good.
30:54Very good.
30:54A few days ago, I used to fly in the sky.
30:58A few days ago, I used to fly in the sky.
31:02Now I have come to the ground.
31:03I will get beaten up.
31:04Wow.
31:06Wow.
31:07Wow.
31:11Yes.
31:12Greetings.
31:13Greetings.
31:14My name is Ikra.
31:15Yes, Ikra.
31:15And I will recite some poetry to you.
31:18Go ahead.
31:19This is the path of my dreams.
31:22You can pass it.
31:23Wow.
31:24This is the path of my dreams.
31:25You can pass it.
31:26What permission.
31:27This is the path of my dreams.
31:29You can pass it.
31:31You can become a symbol on my heart.
31:35Wow.
31:37Wow.
31:37When I asked the moon to cover my forehead.
31:42Yes.
31:43You can rise from my stars.
31:46Wow.
31:47Wow.
31:49You have made me your lover.
31:51So be careful.
31:53Wow.
31:53You have made me your lover.
31:55So be careful.
31:57You can rise from my heart in a moment.
32:00Wow.
32:01Wow.
32:03Wow.
32:04Very good.
32:05Very good.
32:06Very good.
32:08So we have Shahram Khan with us.
32:11We have been waiting for a long time for the time to sing.
32:14So he has loosened his tie.
32:16So let's listen to a great song.
32:17Okay.
32:22Wow.
32:24Wow.
32:30Viewers, this was today's show.
32:31We will meet you in the next show.
32:33Take care.
32:34Goodbye.