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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 16h August 2024
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00:00Oshiyariya, Oshiyariya, Oshiyariya, Oshiyariya, Oshiyariya, Oshiyariya, Oshiyariya, Oshiyariya,
00:14Oshiyariya, Oshiyariya.
00:18As-salam-o-Alaikum, dear viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariya.
00:22Friends, every individual wants to go to the world without any loan,
00:26but by taking out his debt.
00:28And if you think that you have given all your belongings to people and you have given all the money and you are not indebted to anyone,
00:35then this is wrong. You are indebted.
00:37Every breath of yours is indebted and you have to repay this loan.
00:43What is that loan?
00:44Every breath of yours that you have taken, the fruits that you have eaten, the trees that you have sat under,
00:51you have to repay all these loans of those people who had planted these trees many years ago,
00:56who had planted these trees and they knew that they would not sit under the shade of these trees themselves.
01:01The coming generations will sit under the shade of these trees.
01:02And now it is your duty to plant these trees before you leave, to plant these trees before you leave,
01:08to repay this loan before you leave.
01:10We have planned that all Pakistanis, at least two, or those who cannot afford it, or it is difficult,
01:18even if it is just one tree, we will definitely plant it and repay the loan of this country, this land and the past generations.
01:25Come, let us start today's show with this message.
01:28Today, we will take you to the crossroads and see what the situation is like in the markets and crossroads.
01:34The situation is the same. Look, how far has the encroachment increased?
01:38Really, when we came in the beginning, all these things were not there here.
01:42Brother, then what was the use? We would have come and taken the sticks, sticks, everything.
01:46Yes, so let us do the right thing. Let us take the sticks and take them because you need a place where you have permission.
01:52Brother, I have a very good idea. It is an idea from the olden days.
01:54Yes, yes.
01:55That they used to put the coal iron on the cart and roamed around the streets.
02:00And they used to make noises with the iron.
02:02And people used to give their clothes out there.
02:04And they used to take the money from the iron and move ahead.
02:06Oh, sir, what was the use of that? The coal iron was useless.
02:09So, what do you do?
02:10Electricity used to run these days, but now it is getting over.
02:13Thank God.
02:14It is so expensive, brother. It is not getting over.
02:16Oh, really, the electricity bill is very high.
02:18But they will not come now.
02:19Why?
02:20I have done all the work on the solar system.
02:22Wow, that is great.
02:26But that also costs money, right?
02:27The bill of 8-10 years gets deducted.
02:29No, sir, we get free sunlight here.
02:31No, no, the panels that have been installed, the inverters that have been installed.
02:35Which panel, which inverter?
02:37Brother, I have done it on solar.
02:39Brother, look at the women.
02:40Yes.
02:41They are standing.
02:42The sun does not shine on them.
02:43The ones who are hot, go home.
02:46And sir, I have done my system on solar.
02:48Brother, you have made an illegal petrol pump.
02:50Someday, you will set fire to the entire locality.
02:52Sir, I am mad, I will set fire.
02:54And how is it illegal?
02:55It is illegal.
02:56You have made it in a shop.
02:58Brother, do you have a license?
02:59Sir, I have a 32 bore pump.
03:01No, man.
03:02Petrol pump permit, license, clearance, safety clearance.
03:05Oh, sir, these are the tricks of the rich.
03:07The poor need petrol directly.
03:09And anyway, I have installed a subsidized one, sir.
03:11I have installed a liter for Rs. 150.
03:12How is this a liter for Rs. 150?
03:14Get him a tractor.
03:16Let it be, man.
03:17It's okay, it's fine.
03:18No, man.
03:19You go and live somewhere else.
03:20You will die here.
03:22What is your name?
03:23My name is Noni, sir.
03:24Isn't he a man?
03:25He is an old man.
03:26Oh, my God.
03:27What happened?
03:28The closer he is, the more he looks like a star.
03:30Look at the condition of this pillar.
03:32Where has the world gone?
03:34We are still stuck here.
03:36Brother, there is no use of these pillars.
03:38There should be a star here.
03:40Okay, no.
03:41We don't have so much money
03:42that we can improve this infrastructure.
03:44We have a lot of electricity.
03:45The infrastructure is less.
03:47Oh, my God.
03:48Where is the oil for my fruit?
03:51Noni can't find the oil anywhere.
03:55Noni, what are you doing here?
03:56Sir, my name is Lava.
03:58I live here.
04:01Man, what do you do here all day?
04:04Brother, he is a useless man.
04:06People are like this.
04:07Brother, he drinks juice.
04:08He has a cold.
04:09He has a sore throat.
04:10What does it have to do with him?
04:12He is like this everywhere.
04:13Brother, he is a useless man.
04:16He has a fever.
04:17How much does he have to pay?
04:18Rs. 6500.
04:19He has a high rate.
04:21Didn't the petrol station find a place
04:23or didn't you find a place?
04:25Sister, we are here in Drone Lahore.
04:28This is our house.
04:29We have a house, a house.
04:30We don't have a house.
04:31Where will we go?
04:32People used to go so far to get petrol.
04:36This is 600 meters from here.
04:37This is a proper petrol pump.
04:40Man, how is he paying Rs. 170?
04:42He is adding water to it.
04:43Sister, it's not water.
04:44It's a pump.
04:45Drink it and pay.
04:46But you are lying.
04:47Rs. 298 per meter.
04:48Isn't it?
04:49Sir, no, no.
04:50You don't understand.
04:51He has paid Rs. 298.
04:52This is petrol for Rs. 119.43.
04:54Wow.
04:55Okay.
04:56I am getting the car.
04:57Sir, it can go up and down in the scale.
04:59The rate is the same as I told you.
05:00Okay.
05:01That's why it's Rs. 170.
05:02It's two numbers in the scale.
05:03Okay, I will complain to you.
05:05Sir, listen to me.
05:06You get the car.
05:07I will fill your tank.
05:08I will complain to you.
05:09Sister, I will fill your car's tank.
05:11No, you will complain.
05:13Why, sister?
05:14I am filling it.
05:15He puts diesel in my car.
05:16Oh.
05:18Okay, Mr. Haroon.
05:19Please clear one thing.
05:20Yes.
05:21It is said that the odd numbers
05:22should be filled with petrol
05:23because they haven't set anything.
05:25The even numbers should be set
05:27and they fill less petrol.
05:28Is it true?
05:29Okay, this thing that is said
05:31there are many such odd tricks.
05:33But the fact is
05:35that you can't catch these people.
05:37If you want to catch them
05:38then there is only one way.
05:39And that way is
05:40that you keep a flask with you.
05:42Go there.
05:43Fill that flask and see.
05:45Hmm.
05:46If it is less than 1 mm from the line
05:50then they will get a lot of profit.
05:52A lot of profit.
05:53Exactly.
05:54That's why you can't catch them.
05:55A video came out the other day
05:57that they put 5 litres of petrol in a gallon.
05:59Yes, absolutely.
06:00But it was less than 5 litres.
06:02It was less.
06:03Sir, there is one more problem
06:04that you are torturing us.
06:05What?
06:06The company that makes flasks
06:07can also have a problem.
06:08They didn't make it right.
06:13Don't be a philosopher.
06:14The bill for the billi has come a lot.
06:17Believe me.
06:18How much is the bill?
06:19Rs. 75,000.
06:20But the AC is on.
06:21No, I will do it.
06:23I am scared.
06:24Believe me.
06:25They don't let it go above Rs. 200.
06:27Units.
06:28Yes.
06:29How much is the bill for the shop?
06:30There was a lot of bill last time.
06:31It won't come this time.
06:32There is a solar system now.
06:33Hmm.
06:34I have got a green shower this time.
06:35I will use it to wash my feet.
06:36This is free.
06:37Hmm.
06:38I don't think they will let me cut the knife.
06:39I want to cut it myself.
06:40How is Mr. Haroon doing two-way?
06:41If the ironing is hot
06:42and the clothes are being pressed
06:43then it is not two-way.
06:44I will give you the answer for this.
06:45The cart-man
06:46is putting the cart
06:47at a place
06:48where he is not allowed
06:49and people are getting annoyed
06:50and passing through there.
06:51Not only the law,
06:52morality,
06:53and the law of the land
06:54and the law of the land
06:55is not allowed
06:56but also the people
06:57are passing through there
06:58and they are getting annoyed
06:59and passing through there.
07:00Not only the law,
07:01morality,
07:02and the law of the land
07:03and the law of the land
07:04is not allowed
07:05but also the people
07:06are getting annoyed
07:07and passing through there.
07:08Not only the law,
07:09morality,
07:10and the law of the land
07:11is not allowed
07:12but also the people
07:13are getting annoyed
07:14and passing through there.
07:15Look,
07:16the one who has a big mouth
07:17is eating
07:18the same amount
07:19of banana.
07:20The cart-man
07:21is eating
07:22the same amount
07:23of banana.
07:24The MNA
07:25is eating
07:26the same amount
07:27of banana.
07:28In Pakistan
07:29everyone is eating
07:30the same amount
07:31of banana.
07:32So, the way
07:33the light is causing
07:34a lot of inconvenience
07:35is the light at home
07:36which does not get
07:37itsLung capacity.
07:38Like yesterday,
07:39I didn't get its Lung capacity
07:40and I didn't have
07:41anytime for breakfast.
07:42The pejole
07:43is empty.
07:44The bottle is empty
07:45Filling up Vee heißt
07:46The heavyweight
07:47with just 2 liters
07:48filled mine
07:49with just 0.00 liters
07:50of petrol.
07:51I don't think
07:52you have above
07:53100 kilos
07:54fill it..
07:55Please go without
07:56heavy weight
07:57Open the drain
07:58a little
07:59I am new
08:00so don't consider
08:01me a fool.
08:02Hey, he's not here yet.
08:04He's here!
08:05He's here.
08:06What happened, brother?
08:07He's here, brother. He's sitting at the right place.
08:11Come on, close his cap. It'll fly away.
08:15At least start it now.
08:17What's the problem, brother?
08:19Brother, Veer's son, Meena Minayan is roaming around.
08:23Why are you staring at me? Make juice.
08:25What do you want to drink?
08:26Make a banana juice.
08:28I don't know how to make a banana juice.
08:30Don't you know how to make khansi?
08:31No.
08:32He's here to drink juice, not MBBS.
08:35If you know how to make khansi, I'll make it for you.
08:38Make it for me. I don't have a husband.
08:40I think he's making a smoothie.
08:42Yes.
08:43How much does it cost?
08:44What?
08:45How much does it cost?
08:45It's handmade. It's Rs. 400.
08:47Why are you making it with your hands?
08:48I'm saving electricity, sir.
08:49Oh.
08:50I'm getting a lot of bills, sir.
08:51I think he's making it with his hands.
08:53Are you making milk shake or kheer?
08:59Brother.
09:00Yes?
09:00Buy matchsticks.
09:02My sister is ahead of me in everything.
09:03I don't want matchsticks.
09:05She's ahead of you in everything.
09:08Rs. 10 for one and Rs. 15 for two.
09:10Mr. Siddharth, it's not Rs. 15 for two.
09:12Yes.
09:12It's none of your business. I don't want it.
09:15But the thing is, did you see a stove near him
09:18that you hit him with it?
09:19Look, what I'm going to do.
09:20Brother, there's a car.
09:21The stove will burn at home, right?
09:23Yes, that's right.
09:25Brother-in-law, you buy matchsticks.
09:27I don't want matchsticks.
09:28Madam, for God's sake, give it to me.
09:29No, no, no.
09:30I only sell matchsticks and take money.
09:32I don't take anything else.
09:34Okay, go ahead.
09:36Brother, buy matchsticks.
09:39I don't smoke.
09:41Then start smoking.
09:46It's time for the prayer. Buy matchsticks.
09:48Okay, madam. I have to work in the morning.
09:51I have to work.
09:54Mr. Lala, you buy matchsticks.
09:57Take the money. Rs. 10.
09:58No, no, no, Lala.
09:59I can't take the money right now.
10:02I want to buy matchsticks.
10:03I want to sell matchsticks and take the money.
10:04You're giving me expensive matchsticks.
10:06For God's sake, you don't want to take the money.
10:07Rs. 10 for one.
10:09Rs. 15 for two.
10:10She's such a selfish woman.
10:11Look, she has put up her display.
10:13Greetings, Mr. Lala.
10:15Greetings, brother-in-law.
10:16Didn't you take a bath this morning?
10:17Yes, brother-in-law.
10:18I'm coming to see you today.
10:20You?
10:21Yes.
10:21Okay, then do one thing.
10:22The girl's family is coming to see you.
10:24Yes, sir.
10:24This is your new suit.
10:25It's a new suit.
10:26I'm wearing it fresh.
10:27Do one thing.
10:28If the girl's family is coming to see you..
10:30Yes, sir.
10:30..then save the new suit and wear the old one.
10:32Otherwise, they'll tear it apart.
10:33They'll tear it apart.
10:35It'll be a loss to the morals, not to the wealth.
10:37No, sir. They haven't seen me before.
10:39My name is Mr. Taseer.
10:40That's good. They haven't seen you before.
10:41Amit, buy a matchstick for such a happy occasion.
10:46Hey, don't make everyone angry.
10:50I didn't get the change.
10:52Make it again.
10:52Raj, you're in a hurry.
10:54Here, take it.
10:56Amit, what's going on?
10:57What do you do in the morning?
10:59I work in the market.
11:02Isn't the girl pretty?
11:03What?
11:03Isn't she pretty?
11:04I'm telling you, Raj. She's pretty.
11:07Do your hair.
11:08I'm getting married.
11:10I don't want to go there.
11:13She's educated, by the grace of God.
11:15Raj, you're going to get married.
11:16Do your hair. Forget about this.
11:18I'm not getting married. I'm not getting married.
11:20You'll have to get married.
11:22Okay. May God make it better.
11:24May God make it happen.
11:26You iron my clothes every time.
11:28You'll have to distribute them again.
11:30Who got you married?
11:31Uncle got me married.
11:32That's great.
11:34Where's sister-in-law's card?
11:37What?
11:38Card.
11:41Why do you need a card?
11:44Try to understand.
11:45I'm sorry. Why are you investigating?
11:47I'm sorry.
11:48He's my brother-in-law.
11:50He'll understand.
11:52Just pray that he agrees.
11:54He won't agree.
11:55We'll have to see his face too.
11:57What's he getting?
11:59He's getting a 1.5 crore.
12:01How can he answer?
12:03By the grace of God, he'll run away.
12:05He won't agree.
12:06Fill up the bill.
12:08You're back again.
12:09Why don't you fill up the bill?
12:11I have work in the city.
12:13Why should I fill up the bill for Rs. 100?
12:17Have you ever seen me with my father?
12:18No.
12:19I'm your father's servant.
12:21How much will you charge?
12:23Me?
12:23Rs. 1 crore.
12:25Do it on the road.
12:26I'm coming. I'll do it.
12:32If you call Sugar Mill, you'll get sugar.
12:34How much will you get?
12:36Have you ever seen a fly?
12:37No.
12:37That means, you haven't got sugar.
12:42I've heard that the girl's family is giving you a new cycle.
12:45We had demanded a car, but it didn't happen.
12:49We're just coming to see how this happened.
12:52My mother had told me on the phone
12:54that we'll fulfill this demand.
12:56We won't cry like this.
12:58They won't cry. They'll bury us.
13:04What are you doing?
13:05Sir, don't you have petrol?
13:06I told you earlier that I don't have petrol.
13:08Yes, I did.
13:09Go home. He'll send the clothes.
13:11How can I go home with just one suit?
13:13If I have guests at home, I'll have to dress up like this.
13:17You'll have to dress up like this too.
13:20Your bill is here.
13:22Sir, it's Rs. 18 for you.
13:24The maximum is Rs. 20.
13:25Really?
13:26Neither is he using electricity, nor is he using it.
13:29Neither is he using it.
13:30So, his bill must not have come this time.
13:32How much is yours?
13:33Sir, it's coming on a red day.
13:36Rs. 58,000?
13:38Fuel price adjustment.
13:40Rs. 25,000 fuel price adjustment.
13:42Wait a minute.
13:43Yes.
13:44We did everything on solar.
13:46How come it's Rs. 32,000?
13:47Sir, there must be something wrong.
13:49What's wrong with us?
13:50We have to pay the bill.
13:52What's wrong with us?
13:53Sir, it's..
13:53Bill.
13:54Sir, I..
13:55We did everything on solar.
13:56Look at the meter.
13:58Look at the meter.
13:59Come here.
14:00It's a wrong reading.
14:01We'll protest here.
14:03We'll get a motorcycle.
14:04It'll catch fire.
14:06Yes, it'll catch fire.
14:08I'm a poor man. I have to go to work.
14:10Someone get my motorcycle.
14:11Someone give him a letter.
14:13Give him a matchbox.
14:15Give him a matchbox.
14:16Give him money.
14:17Where's the matchbox?
14:18In the bathroom.
14:19Why in the bathroom?
14:20It's expensive to protest in the bathroom.
14:23Run, sir. Run.
14:25Don't kick me in my business.
14:27Don't kick me in my business.
14:28We'll protest here.
14:29We'll protest here.
14:32Sir, give me the motorcycle.
14:33There's no one in the business.
14:34Where did you get the bill from?
14:35What business do you have in the morning?
14:37Okay.
14:38Come here.
14:40I'll teach you a lesson.
14:41Give it to me.
14:42I'll teach you a lesson.
14:44I won't teach you a lesson.
14:46I'm not coming to see you today.
14:47You're still here.
14:48Give me the motorcycle.
14:50Give it to me.
14:50Stop. Stop.
14:52Don't do this.
14:54Listen to my request.
14:55It's neither his fault nor his wife's fault.
14:58Don't harm Imlaq.
15:00Register your protest peacefully.
15:04Come on. Stand up.
15:05Thank you for stopping him.
15:07Kashif, I remember now.
15:09Yes.
15:09This is your bill.
15:10You can keep it here.
15:12What did you ask for?
15:14What? 50,000 rupees?
15:16I didn't charge you that much.
15:17Will you give me the motorcycle or not?
15:19Give it to me. I'll pay the bill.
15:21You'll be in trouble.
15:23You'll be in trouble.
15:25How much is it?
15:26Rs. 200.
15:27He's a fraud.
15:28He's a fraud.
15:33Viewers, we'll take a short break.
15:35We'll meet you after the break.
15:42Welcome back, viewers.
15:43I read a great research.
15:46Wow!
15:46I thought of sharing it with you.
15:49Please.
15:49Of course, sir.
15:50This is Harvard University's research.
15:53It's a research that took 80 years to do.
15:57Oh!
15:57You read it day and night.
16:00Mr. Salim, it happens.
16:01Some people work for the sake of humanity.
16:04They take 80 years and humanity takes advantage of it.
16:07This research was very interesting.
16:09Okay.
16:09In 1938, Harvard University thought
16:15to take a sample of students.
16:18Male and female students from Harvard University.
16:21They take a sample of children
16:23and observe their entire life
16:26until they leave this world.
16:29We'll hide their identity.
16:32We won't tell them, of course.
16:33Their consent was included in this.
16:37They took a sample.
16:39Then another study was started in parallel to this.
16:43They took a sample of poor children from Boston
16:46where there was a lot of poverty.
16:49They took samples of children from those areas
16:50and started studying their life.
16:52They thought of studying their entire life.
16:56Wow!
16:56After 80 or 100 years,
16:59when these people have left this world,
17:02they will sit and do research
17:04to find out the results of what they did in their childhood.
17:10What are the results of their decisions in their youth?
17:14This is how we found out
17:17that smoking is injurious to your health.
17:20Absolutely.
17:20We found out that
17:23people who do this, this happens to them.
17:26You say, if you eat this, this will happen to you.
17:28Yes.
17:28This research was very useful.
17:31We found out the root of many diseases.
17:36We found out that
17:39smoking is not a bad habit.
17:44In fact, it is something that happens to many people.
17:47They don't know why they are suffering from heart disease.
17:51Why did my brain stop working at an old age?
17:56Why do I make wrong decisions?
17:58Why did I start having psychotic issues?
18:01Why are these things happening?
18:03So, the reason behind it,
18:06the real cause behind it
18:09was loneliness.
18:10But, Mr. Haroon, loneliness is very important for a person.
18:14Yes.
18:15The loneliness that you are talking about
18:17is the loneliness
18:18that you spend those moments with yourself.
18:22Wow.
18:23You take your time out
18:24to spend good time with yourself.
18:26I am talking about the loneliness
18:28that you feel when you are among people.
18:31Like Mr. Danish feels very lonely in this show.
18:35Creative people always feel lonely among people.
18:38I still don't understand
18:42why creative people
18:44put aside sadness, pain, worry,
18:46helplessness, helplessness,
18:48sadness, pain,
18:50and all these things.
18:53Why do they feel that a happy person cannot be creative?
18:57Although, the most expensive commodity in the world,
19:00arts, is comedy.
19:02Yes.
19:02And our comedians also have a habit of saying
19:05that life is full of sorrows.
19:07But, everyone has sorrows in life.
19:08Yes.
19:09The truth is that the loneliness that I am talking about
19:11or the study that I am talking about
19:14is self-inflicted.
19:16Yes.
19:17Absolutely.
19:17It is self-inflicted.
19:20How is it self-inflicted?
19:23If you decide
19:27that from now on,
19:28if there is a person below six feet,
19:31I will not be friends with him,
19:33then your options will be limited.
19:34Limited.
19:35You will say that if the skin color is like this,
19:37then I will be friends with him,
19:38otherwise, I will not.
19:39It will be more limited.
19:40It will be limited.
19:41As you keep eliminating insects in people,
19:44your options will be limited.
19:48As you keep looking at people's bad habits,
19:51that this person has this bad habit,
19:52that person has that bad habit,
19:53that person has that bad habit,
19:54then you will keep getting lonely.
19:56You will keep getting lonely.
19:56Exactly.
19:57Mr. Arun, everyone's reason can be different, right?
19:59Not to socialize,
20:01or to overcome loneliness.
20:03If there is a superiority complex,
20:05then there is an inferiority complex.
20:07You are absolutely right.
20:08Those who have a superiority complex,
20:11may Allah protect them from it,
20:12may Allah forgive them for it.
20:13It has been forbidden.
20:15If a person is good at looking,
20:16good at speaking,
20:18or has a sharp mind,
20:19then when he feels that it is because of him,
20:22that it is because of him,
20:23that is called arrogance.
20:25If a person says that he is very beautiful,
20:27then it is because of him that he is beautiful.
20:29That is arrogance.
20:30If he knows that yes, I am beautiful,
20:32but it is Allah's special favour on me,
20:35then arrogance does not remain, it ends.
20:37And many people have an inferiority complex,
20:39and it should not be there.
20:40Now, when we talk about racism,
20:43I sometimes feel that even in racism,
20:45some people who are being racist,
20:48they assume that they are better than me.
20:51Let's say, if someone is calling you black,
20:53then you call him white.
20:55Why are you assuming that black is bad?
20:58Okay, such a beautiful sentence.
21:01There is another reason for this.
21:02For being lonely.
21:03In one sentence,
21:05Samodhi Gulzar has said,
21:06what a beautiful sentence.
21:08In life, we have options.
21:12But we deliberately choose such options
21:16in which we can depend on ourselves.
21:20Oh!
21:21What is their sentence?
21:23That sentence is,
21:25happiness is like a flower.
21:28Oh!
21:29Happiness is like a flower.
21:32Regret is like a firefly.
21:34Oh!
21:36Wow, sir.
21:36I didn't get it.
21:38When you light a firefly, it dies.
21:41Yes.
21:42The firefly slowly dies.
21:45Slowly dies.
21:46The day you change it,
21:51keep regret like a firefly,
21:54and light happiness like a firefly.
21:56Oh!
21:58Then you can come out of that loneliness.
22:01Because a good, happy person,
22:05who is happy from the heart,
22:06why are you unhappy in your life?
22:10Something went wrong.
22:12You regret it.
22:14You have to decide how much you regret it.
22:17But, Mr. Haroon, there is an antithesis to Mr. Gulzar's statement.
22:20What is that?
22:21That, why is happiness and sorrow burning a person?
22:25The firefly is burning and so is the flower.
22:28The reason is that time moves in one direction.
22:31Wow.
22:32It doesn't want to come back.
22:34When a firefly burns, it can't become a firefly again.
22:37When a flower burns, it burns and time passes.
22:40How will you light happiness like a firefly?
22:44That's the question.
22:44Yes, exactly.
22:45How do you swap these two things?
22:47That's the question.
22:49A man has given an answer to this.
22:51That man was on a ship.
22:54The ship was flown by an American state in 2009.
22:59As soon as it took off, birds came in its engine.
23:03A film has been made on this, Sully.
23:06Sully was the pilot of the ship that was flying it.
23:09There was a passenger in that ship.
23:10His name was Rick Elias.
23:12Rick Elias.
23:13He was sitting next to the window.
23:14He could see that the engine was on fire.
23:17Wow.
23:17Imagine, you all sit in the ship.
23:20You are sitting in the ship and the engine is on fire.
23:24The engine stops for a while.
23:26The entire ship is in a state of turbulence.
23:30Suddenly, the pilot says,
23:33brace for impact.
23:35He says, get ready for a crash.
23:37Wow.
23:38During that time, what that man went through,
23:43what he thought,
23:44he has described it in a beautiful way.
23:48He says, I knew I was going to die.
23:51We were about to crash.
23:52The ship was going down.
23:54There was no sound because the engines were shut.
23:57The ship was silent.
23:58People were silent.
24:00People started to whisper.
24:02Yes.
24:03He says, the first thing that came to my mind
24:07was how many joys I had in my life
24:12that I had thought that someday I would celebrate this joy.
24:17But I postponed it.
24:19Whether it was tomorrow or the day after.
24:21I will give you an example.
24:23His biggest regret was this.
24:25What are those joys?
24:27You brought a very beautiful bouquet from the market.
24:31Yes, sir.
24:31You brought it home.
24:33You put it on the side and said,
24:36it will look beautiful here.
24:38It will look beautiful when you sit and look at it.
24:41Wow.
24:42You will enjoy it.
24:43When you are not there.
24:45You paint the walls of the house.
24:47Yes.
24:48Make it green or white.
24:50It will look beautiful.
24:52You make a garden at home.
24:53You put flowers in it.
24:54It will look beautiful when you sit here.
24:57Yes.
24:58It is in my mind.
24:58You will sit here someday.
25:00You will.
25:01You will.
25:03Your biggest regret before you die will be
25:06that all the joys that you have postponed
25:09which are all around you.
25:10Yes.
25:11Your children.
25:12Your family.
25:13The research of Harvard University says
25:17that don't let yourself be alone.
25:20How will you not be alone
25:21when your loved ones, your children, your parents,
25:25your friends, your siblings.
25:27Those are the joys that you had to celebrate.
25:28Yes.
25:29You will spend time with them.
25:31And the joys that you have postponed every day.
25:35You will enjoy it again.
25:37But the simple meaning of this is
25:39that if you buy a suit from the market
25:41then you should not save it for some occasion.
25:43You should wear it at that time.
25:44You should wear it at that time.
25:45Yes.
25:45But he is going to wear it at the event.
25:48No.
25:48He can't wear it at home.
25:49That's the thing.
25:49When you are leaving the world
25:51you will be missing that suit.
25:56Viewers, we will take a short break.
25:58We will meet after the break.
26:06Welcome back, viewers.
26:07Yes, Irza.
26:08Mr. Arun, let's find out
26:09who is volunteering to come on the hot seat.
26:12Yes.
26:12Let's talk to the audience first.
26:14Then someone will come out.
26:15Why are you all..
26:17You are all crazy people.
26:20I am not in my senses. I don't know how to talk.
26:22I am scared to look at you.
26:24I think I am going to lose weight.
26:27He is sure that people like him will lose weight.
26:31You are so healthy.
26:32How can you lose weight?
26:34Mr. Salim, you have changed a lot.
26:37Right?
26:37Your hair is getting thick
26:38and your face is glowing.
26:40And Mr. Salim, the shirt that you are wearing
26:42is my most favourite colour and shirt.
26:45Oh, wow!
26:46I will give it to you after the show.
26:49I feel like I am in a gutter
26:51and he is asking me to come out.
26:53He is a poor man.
26:54He has never seen the city.
26:57Mr. Arun, why do I feel that I have lost my weight?
27:02Mr. Arun, let me do my work.
27:04Don't keep me in the dark.
27:09He is asking me to do comedy.
27:10He is asking me to wear tight clothes.
27:14Yes.
27:15Greetings.
27:16Greetings.
27:17My name is Maneeza
27:17and I am from Bahawalpur to watch your show.
27:20Wow!
27:23You are from Bahawalpur, right?
27:25Yes.
27:26Yes.
27:27I am a big fan of everyone sitting here.
27:31I am a big fan of the actors of this theatre.
27:35I have been watching them since childhood.
27:37And I like them a lot.
27:39Oh, wow!
27:41So, I am dead and you are alive.
27:42And you can go somewhere else.
27:44Yes, I have been watching the actors of the theatre
27:46since childhood.
27:47No, you don't have to do it.
27:47What a pity!
27:48No, it's okay.
27:49My son will do it for you.
27:50No, I have already mentioned everyone's name.
27:52I have mentioned everyone's name.
27:53I won't mention anyone's name again.
27:55But you are the priority.
27:55What do you do?
27:57I am a student.
27:58Of what?
27:59I am doing B.Sc. Urdu.
28:00Oh, wow!
28:01The Punjabi people like B.Sc. Urdu.
28:05This is a matter of point.
28:07In Urdu, poetry is the top priority when it comes to literature.
28:11Yes, of course.
28:12So, please recite something.
28:13Who cares about ordinary faces like us?
28:16Here, the price of attitude is not of simplicity.
28:18And what would I do about the sympathies of the entire city?
28:21I don't need anyone, not everyone.
28:23Wow!
28:26Wow!
28:28Why do I feel that Mr. Arun
28:30has come to the poetry session
28:32and not to the theatre?
28:37Next.
28:38Greetings.
28:39Greetings.
28:40How are you?
28:40I am fine.
28:42I have a question.
28:43Yes.
28:44I want to listen to an English song from Mr. Amanat.
28:46Oh, wow!
28:48Yes!
28:50Wow!
28:51Today, Amanat will keep his dignity on the ground.
28:56Everyone knows the Titanic song.
28:58Everyone knows it.
28:59No, I don't know the Titanic song.
29:01Okay, let's listen to some other song.
29:03We can't sing our song.
29:04Amanat hasn't gone. He is asking for it.
29:07You don't act like an actual singer.
29:09No, I don't.
29:10Actually, I sing when there are musicians here.
29:12Okay, you don't know Urdu.
29:13You don't know Urdu.
29:14I sing with my orchestra.
29:16Amanat, sing.
29:18I will sing.
29:18Sing.
29:19He will sing.
29:22My love..
29:23Oh, no!
29:24Hello!
29:25Yes.
29:25In English, son.
29:27Sir, one second.
29:27You have the dignity of a G.C.
29:29Son, your final decision is that you didn't listen to good music.
29:32Yes.
29:34Which Ravi are you?
29:35You should have sung this song in the trundum.
29:38Sir, listen to me.
29:39Yes.
29:39I think I am a businessman.
29:41Yes.
29:42And my shop is the only one.
29:46Yes.
29:47Hello.
29:48Hello.
29:49How are you?
29:49I am fine.
29:50Thank God.
29:51I want to tell you a story.
29:53Wow! Tell us.
29:55Everything else, ask me when you are happy.
29:58Don't ask me when I am sad.
29:59Wow!
30:00Don't ask me how I came and how I left.
30:02Don't ask me how I met you for the last time.
30:04Wow!
30:05Don't ask me the words of my heart.
30:07Don't ask me the feelings of my humility.
30:09Wow!
30:09You are a smart man.
30:11Read my face.
30:12Don't ask me the situation.
30:13Wow!
30:16Listen to me, Mr. Arun.
30:18Yes.
30:18Your clothes are like oil and henna.
30:22You are a poet.
30:25Okay, thank you very much. Next.
30:27Mr. Arun, why do I feel that if I leave today
30:29I will have to stay here for the rest of my life?
30:32Haseena Bhaji..
30:33How can I be Haseena Bhaji's brother-in-law?
30:35Actually, with your permission, I have brought a poem for Amanat.
30:38Wow!
30:40Wow!
30:40I am Amanat.
30:42Let him know.
30:43I am Amanat.
30:44Wow!
30:44Sir, the thing is..
30:46I have not cracked the code of life.
30:50This is different.
30:51This is different.
30:52He has not cracked it.
30:53I have not cracked it.
30:54It's good.
30:55And no dog has ever attacked you.
31:00Yes, brother.
31:01Greetings.
31:02Greetings.
31:03How are you?
31:04I am fine.
31:05I want to do poetry writing.
31:06Do it.
31:07Wow!
31:08He just said poetry writing.
31:09Do it.
31:10The pillows are soaking in the cold water.
31:13The character has been separated from the story.
31:16Wow!
31:16I am not able to look at anyone here.
31:19There, she is mixing the lehenga with someone's poetry.
31:21Wow!
31:26Okay, next.
31:27Greetings, sir.
31:28Greetings.
31:29Greetings.
31:30How are you?
31:31I feel like I am in the childhood of Trump.
31:36How are you?
31:37I am fine.
31:38I feel like I am a handsome man.
31:39There are new potatoes in the market.
31:41Oh, no.
31:42If he gets his hair dyed, he will look like Trump.
31:44That's true.
31:45You are absolutely right.
31:46You are very clean.
31:47I feel like there is a chilli in the curd.
31:49I feel like I am going around with a soap.
31:51You didn't let me.
31:53What is it, son?
31:54I want to do poetry writing.
31:55Who?
31:56You.
31:57What should I do?
31:58I am a humble man.
32:00Yes.
32:01I want to meet my old self someday.
32:04Oh, wow!
32:04I want to tell her that our meeting is incomplete.
32:07I want to tell her that we will meet again.
32:10Wow!
32:11That's amazing.
32:12Wow!
32:13I would like to say something in his honour.
32:16I am not that kind of a boy.
32:18I would also like to say something.
32:20Not everyone gets a perfect world.
32:22When a boy reads a poem,
32:24his father comes and says,
32:25you are reading a poem here.
32:26Is the tap open?
32:28Yes, brother.
32:29Tell me, do I have to take charity?
32:32No.
32:32I will break your head.
32:36Yes, brother.
32:36Greetings, sir.
32:37Greetings.
32:39Sir, my name is Javed.
32:40I have come from Jeddah, Saudi Arabia.
32:42I am a big fan of your team.
32:45Thank you very much.
32:46First of all, I would like to say that
32:49in this era of inflation and tension,
32:53people have forgotten to smile.
32:55You are giving a smile to people.
32:58This is a great blessing for us.
33:01Thank you very much.
33:02Sir, I have a question for you.
33:04Yes.
33:05Sir, I would like to say that
33:07the situation in our country is very expensive.
33:10What do you think?
33:13Will our country ever recover?
33:15Will our loved ones ever consider us as their own?
33:19Will they also share our sorrows?
33:22You have answered my question.
33:26The question that you asked
33:28has come from your heart.
33:30This means that all of us
33:33have started to understand
33:37that we have to take care of each other.
33:39We have to hold each other's hands.
33:41We have to move forward together.
33:44I would like to tell you
33:46that you have spoken so lovingly
33:47about how we will be together.
33:49If we become together,
33:51everyone is fighting a war.
33:56Everyone is in trouble.
33:57Everyone is making decisions for a reason.
34:00When we start supporting each other,
34:03there will be a synergy
34:05that no one can stop.
34:06Slowly, we will understand this.
34:09We will understand.
34:10Sooner or later,
34:12this generation will change everything.
34:14Wow!
34:16Very nice.
34:18Viewers, we will meet again after the break.
34:27Welcome back, viewers.
34:29You must be aware
34:31that today is the death anniversary.
34:33It is the death anniversary
34:35of late Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan.
34:37He is a person who was born centuries ago.
34:40I think that Pakistan
34:43did not do what he did internationally
34:47to promote soft power.
34:51No one has been able to do it after him.
34:53It would be great if someone does it in the future.
34:55He was so talented
34:58that we call it rhythm.
35:01After his death,
35:04when remixes were made,
35:05when you put it in a computer,
35:07it does not even let a nanosecond difference.
35:10He did not have to go back and forth
35:13when he was singing.
35:15In that era,
35:16when he was just singing and there were no computers,
35:19the sum of that era
35:22and the sum of computers matched.
35:24Wow!
35:25Very nice.
35:28Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan's biggest thing was
35:31that in the entire world,
35:33the thing, the artist,
35:37and the art of which America is proud of,
35:40Michael Jackson.
35:41People wanted to see a glimpse of Michael Jackson.
35:46People used to faint.
35:47When he used to come on stage, people used to faint.
35:50He used to say,
35:51I have this feeling about Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan.
35:54Wow!
35:55He wanted to work with him,
35:58but life did not let him.
35:59I think we are lucky
36:01that we will get to listen to another album of his.
36:03It is such a great thing
36:05that posthumously,
36:06he has released such a great album.
36:09It was in the records.
36:11You can see how blessed he is
36:13that it has come out in the right condition.
36:16Now it is going to be released under the name Chain of Light.
36:19Sir, earlier, there was no global world.
36:21People did not know where Pakistan was.
36:23Many people did not know.
36:24Many people knew Pakistan because of Nusrat Khan.
36:28Wow!
36:29He is a Pakistani.
36:30He became the identity of Pakistan.
36:32There are many people in the world,
36:35in different countries,
36:36who do not understand Hindi or Urdu.
36:39Even today, they consider him to be a spiritual healer.
36:41Absolutely.
36:42They consider him to have healing powers.
36:45They listen to him and have his statues made.
36:48And the greatest honour was
36:51that in the whole subcontinent,
36:55in the whole subcontinent,
36:56there must be a population of 2.75 billion people.
36:59No doubt.
36:59He is the only Qawwal
37:01who performed in Carnegie Hall in New York in 1989.
37:04Wow!
37:06Only one.
37:06Wow!
37:09UNESCO gave him the Music Award.
37:11Why did UNESCO give him the award?
37:12They gave him the award because through his music,
37:15because what happens is
37:17the music of a particular region,
37:19like Brazilian music,
37:20he gets more fame there.
37:23You will not go to those concerts.
37:25So, UNESCO gave him the award
37:27and only him.
37:29Because he used to say that
37:31when people see your concerts in the world,
37:34you have gathered so many generations,
37:36so many languages,
37:38so many nations
37:40that you are going to unite them.
37:43Absolutely.
37:44Very good.
37:45Very good.
37:47He has given background music.
37:49Very good.
37:50In Natural Born Killers.
37:52In Eptoclepto.
37:53Yes, in Epoclepto.
37:55Yes.
37:55Very good.
37:56He gave very good music.
37:57One more thing.
37:58It is very big on his credit.
38:00Most prolific Qawwal.
38:03Most prolific means the most output.
38:07125 albums.
38:09Wow.
38:13We have with us Fawad Ali Khan
38:15from Khan-o-Harni Sharif.
38:16Wow.
38:17So, today we will present a Qawwali by Nusrat Fazli Khan.
38:20So, over to you.
38:25Wow.
38:27Very good.
38:29Very good.
38:30Viewers, this was today's show.
38:31We will meet you in the next show.
38:33Take good care of yourselves.
38:34Allah Hafiz.