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Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 8th November 2024
Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 8th November 2024
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00:00["Hoshiyaariyaan Theme Song"]
00:18Hello, everyone. I am Haroon Rafiq and you're watching Hoshiyaariyaan.
00:22You must have heard that a person should dress appropriately.
00:27I often ask young people what kind of clothes they should wear.
00:32They say, they don't have money, so they buy better clothes.
00:36There is no question of price when it comes to clothes.
00:39The first thing is that they should be decent.
00:43They should be clean and tidy.
00:46And they should be able to command people.
00:49Yes, your clothes should command people to respect you.
00:55They should respect you.
00:56Because people usually think that you should dress appropriately
01:03because they want to see how you look.
01:04You don't dress appropriately because you want to see how you look.
01:07You dress appropriately because you want to remember you.
01:11Yes.
01:11When you study science and you study how psychology works for people,
01:17you will realize that a good dress
01:20has an effect on people's minds
01:23and how they remember you.
01:25And your respect, your dignity, its purpose, its value
01:30can be seen from the cleanliness of your clothes.
01:32There is no question of price.
01:34Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:38Today, we will take you to the drunkards' den under the bridge.
01:41Let's talk to them. Maybe they will listen to us.
01:45Hello.
01:47Welcome to the RIT.
01:49This man is ordering me to catch him and beat him up.
01:57You are sitting on a chair today.
01:58You are not sitting in your place.
02:00And what is this?
02:01God has blessed me with success.
02:03I have done my business.
02:05How will I do my business?
02:07Everything related to solar and electronics
02:09is available at a cheap price.
02:12Is this your shop?
02:14I had run away from here.
02:16Where did you get the money to buy solar panels?
02:18There is a meter too.
02:19I brought whatever I had with me.
02:24You are lying. I have taken it from the rooftops.
02:27I have got new ones.
02:28Look, I have put it on my stomach.
02:31Do you have anything?
02:32Is it sweet?
02:33It doesn't look like it.
02:35It is fresh. I haven't bought it for anyone.
02:37It is a good thing that you have started your business.
02:41I have done my business.
02:42Tell me something. Are you sober now?
02:45I am sober.
02:46Thank God.
02:47I am not drunk.
02:49How long have you been sober?
02:50I have been sober for the past 20 minutes.
02:57I have been drinking for the past 10 years.
03:01I have got it written.
03:02I have got the warranty too.
03:03I have got it written.
03:04I have got the green meter too.
03:06Do you have any know-how?
03:08I don't have any know-how.
03:11You don't have any know-how.
03:13Do you have any knowledge about it?
03:15I know where to put it.
03:16This plate..
03:22My daughter is here.
03:24Come.
03:25I have got a new plate.
03:28Come.
03:31I have got it from the best shop in Punjab.
03:35Oh!
03:36I see.
03:37I have got the goods from there.
03:40Did you buy it?
03:41No, I am distributing it to the truck.
03:43No, sir. I was distributing it to the truck.
03:46I got the goods from there.
03:47Then?
03:48I have kept the goods in this bed.
03:51Okay.
03:52I have kept it here.
03:54Be careful.
03:56Where is your wife?
03:57Listen to me.
03:58How do you get these ideas when you are drunk?
04:02You don't get such good ideas when you are drunk.
04:04They have such ideas.
04:06Imagine.
04:07The government is in front of the services hospital.
04:10The government has built a huge wall in front of the services hospital.
04:17They have built a jungle.
04:18No one can cross it.
04:20And it couldn't be broken.
04:22No one could remove it.
04:24I saw one day that a man was in a state of intoxication.
04:27Don't you have a car jack?
04:29Yes.
04:29He was opening it.
04:31The poor man opened it like this.
04:34They have such good ideas.
04:36Sir, did a customer come in the morning?
04:38He will come, son.
04:40There are so many shops.
04:41First there is a shop, then there is a shop, then there is a shop.
04:44Sir, please keep the books properly.
04:47It's everyone's share.
04:48There are crores of goods inside.
04:52Alert. Alert. Full.
04:53What happened to your friend?
04:56Your friend is hanged.
04:58I can hear the sound coming out of his head.
05:01What?
05:01I can hear the sound coming out of his head.
05:05You are a terrorist.
05:06How many sales have you done till now?
05:09I have just started.
05:12We are just completing the deal of the shop.
05:15I see.
05:17Dear, listen to me.
05:18I don't want to listen to you.
05:19Listen to me.
05:20I have been listening to you all my life.
05:23I didn't do anything wrong.
05:25Hey, don't tease the girls.
05:27Don't you feel ashamed?
05:29No, brother. No. You don't touch your girl.
05:31Beat him up.
05:32No. No. Don't beat him.
05:34We are husband and wife.
05:36We are husband and wife.
05:37We are a society.
05:39How can we beat up a man?
05:40Raju.
05:42Yes, brother-in-law.
05:42Give me your shoes.
05:48Come behind me.
05:49I want to wear a shawl.
05:51He wants to wear a shawl.
05:53Yes.
05:55People like you should wear shawls.
05:57Why should I wear a shawl?
05:59Why are you fighting?
06:01Sister, it's not a big deal.
06:03It's not a big deal.
06:04He is a drunkard.
06:08He steals things.
06:10Why are you fighting in the middle of the road?
06:14Move aside.
06:15It's okay here.
06:18Brother, it's a family matter.
06:19Brother, it's a family matter.
06:21What do you mean by that?
06:23It's a fight for poverty.
06:25There is no other fight.
06:26Sir, please make him understand.
06:29Look, it happens.
06:33Why don't you get drunk?
06:35Who will get drunk?
06:38Tell him that I have given him two girls.
06:41Yes, brother, he has given me two girls.
06:45His mother says that I won't be at peace..
06:48..until you wash the clothes.
06:49Now I hope that the man who has decided will get married.
06:57Brother, he lives in an office.
07:00His mother and his sisters..
07:04..will thrash him.
07:06When he comes back from the office..
07:08..he eats food and goes to sleep.
07:12Now tell him what to do.
07:15Greetings.
07:20When you come back from the office tired..
07:22..then it's your job to sit and listen..
07:24..what happened to him the whole day.
07:27So, you are saying that my sister is also tired..
07:30..and I have to sit and listen to her.
07:32Then how can I say that she is tired?
07:33Okay, you are her real life partner.
07:36Sir, I am her life partner.
07:37But when I have a day off..
07:39..I spend the whole day with her.
07:42I listen to her.
07:43Yes, he stays with me on his day off.
07:46If I go to the park, my mother says, come with me.
07:50If I go to the restaurant to eat food..
07:53..my mother says, come with me.
07:55If I go to eat golgappas..
07:57..my mother says, come with me.
07:59If I sit in the car, my mother says, I will sit in the front.
08:03Greetings, ma'am.
08:04Here you go.
08:10I am here now.
08:12I will take a decision on the day you come to your senses.
08:15I have tried everything.
08:17What will you do for me?
08:19I don't want to stay with you.
08:22Oh!
08:23If you don't want to stay with me, then don't stay with us.
08:28Enough.
08:30I want to live such a life.
08:32I don't want to live such a life.
08:34Brother, listen to me.
08:37You will find a wife if you don't find an uncle.
08:40Yes, brother, I will find a wife.
08:46Brother, what is this?
08:47Brother, don't worry. Nothing will happen.
08:49No, brother. I will think about it.
08:52I will end my life.
08:53No, brother.
08:54No, brother. You are hopeless.
08:56Look, don't end it.
08:57Reduce it a little. Don't end it.
08:59No, brother.
09:00What is this, brother?
09:02This is life.
09:04There is no high or low in it.
09:09Okay, instead of high or low, you are sleepy.
09:14Enough. I will think about it.
09:16Okay, brother.
09:16Enough, brother. No.
09:18There is a long bag here.
09:19No, brother.
09:21No, brother.
09:22No, brother.
09:23Life is a blessing.
09:25It is a suicide.
09:26Enough.
09:27Look at us. Life is a dream.
09:30It is a man's dream.
09:32Why are you so sleepy?
09:33I can hear the train.
09:34It is coming from far.
09:35Enough.
09:36Don't do it.
09:37The track is bending. Don't do it. It is very heavy.
09:39Brother, don't call him.
09:41Look at me. Make me a role model of your life.
09:45Brother, we have just started our shop.
09:47Do something new.
09:49Do your work.
09:50Leave me alone.
09:52Okay, fine. We also wanted to sacrifice.
09:55Look, the train will derail. Don't do it.
09:57Sir, I can hear the train.
10:00Come down.
10:02Pull him back.
10:04No, I won't come back.
10:04No, I won't come back.
10:06I won't come back.
10:07I won't come back.
10:13Is your problem so serious
10:15that you started committing suicide on it?
10:17Listen..
10:17No, my problem is fine.
10:19I don't know what his problem is.
10:21Brother, don't cry.
10:23God will help us.
10:26Be strong, brother.
10:27Don't cry.
10:28Don't cry, brother.
10:29We will be happy.
10:30He is a young man and a woman is crying behind him.
10:33Brother, it is not for the sake of a woman.
10:35Yes.
10:36The house will be ruined.
10:37The car will get damaged.
10:38The train will die.
10:39How much will it get damaged?
10:41Why don't you go and explain this to your mother?
10:45Sister, I don't know where you are.
10:47Where are you?
10:48You have studied well.
10:50Why do you say bad things about your parents?
10:51No, it is Allah.
10:52Don't say bad things about them.
10:53You are the only one who understood them.
10:54We have to explain them.
10:55Mother, I am not at fault.
10:56My mother is not at fault.
10:57No, sister.
10:58Haroon, if you don't settle down in the house
11:00this man will have to create a balance
11:03between his wife and mother.
11:04Create a balance?
11:05Ask him.
11:07He is my brother-in-law.
11:08He is my brother.
11:09Come, brother.
11:10Come, in the name of God.
11:11Wear it. Your train is ready.
11:13Wear it.
11:13Wait a minute.
11:14Yes, brother.
11:15What kind of system is this?
11:16This is solar system.
11:18I am also going to buy a solar system.
11:20Brother, this is very cheap.
11:22Read what is written on it.
11:24For the help of the poor.
11:25This plate is worth Rs. 50,000 in the market.
11:27How much are you paying for it?
11:28Brother, it is worth Rs. 50,000.
11:3050 percent.
11:31It is worth Rs. 585,000.
11:33It is 12 megawatts.
11:34Rs. 585,000?
11:35Yes.
11:36Order, brother. How many do you want?
11:39If you want, give me four.
11:40The deal is also good.
11:41Sir, you should take it.
11:42No, I don't think you should take it.
11:43Sir, are you my enemy?
11:45No, sir. You are our guard.
11:49Brother, we are giving you a discount.
11:51Trust us.
11:52Brother, keep a little distance while talking.
11:54What happened?
11:55Brother, these days a plate is worth less than Rs. 17,000.
11:59We have that too.
12:00We have that too.
12:02Put it according to the quality.
12:03Hey, he is lying down again.
12:04He is lying down again.
12:05Brother, let us work. Leave him.
12:07Listen to me. How much is four worth?
12:10One plate is worth Rs. 25,000.
12:11Four plates are worth Rs. 18,000.
12:13Brother, it is not 18,000. It is 16,000.
12:19Wait a minute.
12:20He is a smart man. Listen to me, Kuku.
12:22No, brother. The car is late.
12:23Listen to me.
12:24No, leave me.
12:26He is a man. He has run a business.
12:29Get up. Get up.
12:30What is it?
12:31He is a smart man.
12:32Brother, you have said that four plates are worth Rs. 25,000.
12:36How much is it?
12:37Brother, four plates are worth Rs. 25,000.
12:40No.
12:40Rs. 25,000. It is Rs. 1,00,000.
12:42Brother, it is Rs. 1,00,000. Give it to me.
12:49I am fed up of your problems.
12:52You will go to the village.
12:54I will come down. You can sit on the train.
12:57Brother, let him come down. I will wait.
12:59Brother, it is Rs. 1,00,000.
13:01We will give you Rs. 90,000.
13:04Brother..
13:04Brother, listen to me.
13:05We will give you Rs. 80,000.
13:07Brother, I don't want to take it.
13:08You can go.
13:09Brother, you will get a father too.
13:12I will tell you one last thing.
13:13Yes.
13:14Give me four plates worth Rs. 25,000.
13:15Brother, four plates are not worth Rs. 25,000.
13:17It is stolen.
13:18Yes.
13:18Give me half of the money.
13:23Sir, I had taken this money to buy four plates.
13:26In the meanwhile..
13:27Have some shame.
13:28Keep it back.
13:28May God bless you with this.
13:31May you not get into trouble.
13:32This is stolen.
13:33Where did the stolen money come from?
13:34You picked it up from a shop.
13:36Does the shopkeeper take stolen money?
13:39No, he must have taken it with money.
13:41Why will I get into trouble?
13:43Is there a political issue?
13:44You bought it from him.
13:45Now, he will use the money to do drugs.
13:47Sister, this is bad.
13:48He is talking about business.
13:50Keep it back.
13:51Why are you doing this?
13:51Keep it back.
13:52Keep it back.
13:53My brother, I am here for your work.
13:55Find out if the railway is on strike.
13:59Brother-in-law, it will take an hour.
14:01Keep it back.
14:02Keep it back.
14:03Keep it back.
14:03Keep it back.
14:04Tell me something.
14:05If there is a consumer who buys things from a dealer
14:10then the consumer is not concerned about where the goods come from.
14:12Of course.
14:13Of course.
14:14Why does it say that the customer is smart?
14:17He is getting it at a low price.
14:19Why is he bothered?
14:20You cannot do this.
14:22He will be caught for buying stolen goods.
14:24Yes.
14:25Brother, the rope is tied.
14:27Tie it.
14:28Give me some strength.
14:30Tie it tightly.
14:31I will tie it.
14:33Make it easy.
14:34Excellent.
14:35Don't worry about the rope.
14:37It won't go anywhere, brother.
14:39Who cares so much?
14:41Brother, the girls from Sikandar in Athens
14:44have to open a business there.
14:46They will open in Athens.
14:48Okay.
14:49Hurry up.
14:49Okay?
14:50Start.
14:51One minute.
14:52Brother, may God bless you.
14:56May God bless you.
14:58Don't make it difficult for everyone.
15:00Don't let the goods come from the wrong side.
15:02The goods have come from the wrong side.
15:17You scoundrels.
15:18Shameless people.
15:19Why didn't you give him the goods
15:21after taking the money from your house?
15:24Brother, I tied it behind the chair.
15:26It didn't catch fire.
15:30What?
15:40What happened, brother?
15:42Brother, you shouldn't have stopped us.
15:45Hey, don't worry about the goods.
15:48Display it.
15:50He is right.
15:52Don't worry about the goods.
15:53We will see.
15:54Do you think he won't know
15:56that there are no solar panels at home?
15:58There are a few solar panels at home.
15:59How will he know?
16:01If I catch fire, I won't be able to enjoy myself.
16:11Here they are.
16:13Brother.
16:14Where is the other one?
16:16This is the same one.
16:18This is the same one.
16:19The one from the first day.
16:20This is the same one.
16:21He liked our goods.
16:22He came again.
16:24This is a big problem.
16:26What is this?
16:27The solar panels are stuck.
16:29It is a thing to be stuck.
16:30No one is stuck here.
16:31Thieves and shameless people.
16:33They are stuck behind your car.
16:35They are drunk in front of me.
16:46He is crazy.
16:49He is a selfish man.
16:51The electrician told me that
16:52solar panels are not enough.
16:54We need an inverter.
16:55We need stars.
16:56We need a green meter.
16:57I think the electrician didn't tell you
16:59that we need an umbrella for this.
17:02That is what you are thinking.
17:03If you are drunk, then drink to your heart's content.
17:05He is drunk.
17:05No.
17:06Don't do it if you don't want to return it.
17:09How much will it cost if I return it?
17:12I am in front of you.
17:13How much did you ask for?
17:14Rs. 50,000?
17:15Rs. 50,000.
17:15Rs. 50,000.
17:17Give me Rs. 50,000.
17:18Okay.
17:20Give me Rs. 50,000.
17:21Oh, God.
17:22Hey.
17:22Yes.
17:23I asked for Rs. 5,000.
17:25I don't have any change in my pocket.
17:26Hey, listen to me.
17:28She is your daughter.
17:30Give her some change.
17:31She is too much.
17:33That's enough.
17:33Go home.
17:34Should I call the police?
17:35The guy should come with you.
17:36Should I call the police?
17:37No, please.
17:39Okay. If a guy sits with me, I will go back.
17:42Why?
17:43All the bags go in this plate.
17:44Okay.
17:45Come on, Shani. Come with me.
17:46Give it to me. I will wear it.
17:48Come a little ahead.
17:50Take this. Load it.
17:51Get up.
17:52Get up.
17:53If you eat anything, you will die.
17:55That's right.
17:56Come on, brother.
17:57Be careful.
17:58Be careful.
18:00Take this.
18:01Give it to me.
18:03Brother, be careful.
18:04The guy is ours.
18:06You have to carry him.
18:07Come on.
18:07Where are you taking me?
18:09You go. You show me.
18:11Brother, I have to leave the guy at the shop.
18:12Because I have a lot of customers.
18:13I don't have any other guy.
18:15Don't worry.
18:16I have a lot of money.
18:17Then I have to do all the work.
18:21Come on, brother.
18:22All the stuff is yours.
18:23Oh, man.
18:25Is the green meter here?
18:26Yes, it's here.
18:27What about NEPRA's permission?
18:28NEPRA's permission is also there.
18:30Brother, it's full here.
18:32Do you have NEPRA's permission?
18:34Brother, tell him.
18:36I don't do good work.
18:37Brother, do you have NEPRA's permission?
18:39Yes, I do.
18:40I think your AC is not working.
18:42Or the railway is not working.
18:43Brother, the railway is not working.
18:45The people of Multan have given it to me.
18:47Brother, you are getting late.
18:49You are reaching home.
18:51Okay, sir. What is the deal?
18:522 lakhs for the stuff.
18:53Rs. 35,000.
18:54Yes, the thieves will get the peacock.
18:56Yes, the thieves will get the peacock.
18:57Don't give me such advice all the time.
18:59Brother, get up.
19:00Get up, brother. Let's go.
19:02What happened?
19:10Brother, let's go.
19:12The train has left.
19:18The driver thought that if you die,
19:20you will be my father.
19:22Brother, open the shop.
19:24Open it, brother.
19:26Those who listen to my advice,
19:28you won't get the stolen goods.
19:29Open it, brother.
19:35Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a short break.
19:37We will meet you after the break.
19:45Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
19:46Now our segment is stand-up comedy.
19:48And for comedy, we have two great actors.
19:52Arzoo Fatima and Marhum.
19:58Carry on, Gata.
19:59Wow.
20:00Sir, do you have such a joke with him?
20:04Mr. Haroon, something happened.
20:06What happened?
20:07Malaika got married recently.
20:09Okay.
20:09She just got married recently.
20:11So Malaika's aunt called her.
20:13She called her and said,
20:14how are you, dear?
20:16Malaika said, I am fine.
20:17What is happening?
20:17Nothing is happening, aunt.
20:18What did you cook today, dear?
20:20Black lentil.
20:21How is your husband?
20:23Malaika said, he is fine.
20:25But there are some fights going on.
20:27Aunt said, fights are a part of this marriage institution.
20:32There are always fights in a marriage.
20:33Of course.
20:34Malaika said, all that is fine.
20:35But what do I do about the dead body?
20:41Then one day, something happened.
20:43Mr. Haroon was coming back from school.
20:45Okay.
20:46He was walking like this.
20:48He saw the hospital and went to the hospital.
20:51He went to the doctor.
20:52He asked the doctor,
20:54do you have any painkillers?
20:56The doctor said, I have painkillers.
20:58But where is the pain?
21:00Mr. Haroon said, it won't happen now.
21:02It will happen after some time.
21:03The doctor said, what do you mean?
21:04He said, the result is in dad's hands.
21:06It will happen soon.
21:07Oh!
21:10By the grace of God, have you seen Mr. Haroon going to school?
21:15I was very young at that time, Mr. Agha.
21:17The deceased went to his father.
21:18Okay.
21:19He went to his father and said,
21:20father, do you know?
21:21A lawyer's son has got a sprain.
21:24Okay.
21:24A doctor's son has got two sprains.
21:27Okay.
21:27Mr. Haroon's father said, all that is fine.
21:29But what is your result?
21:31He said, when a lawyer and a doctor's son
21:32are getting sprains, you are a shopkeeper again.
21:38Mr. Agha Majid went to his grandson and said,
21:40you took two days off.
21:41Your teacher is very tired.
21:43Go and hide somewhere quickly.
21:45The grandson said,
21:46grandpa, you need to hide.
21:48Because on the basis of your death,
21:49I took two days off.
21:50Oh!
21:55When will you come, Mr. Lateef?
21:58Recently, a jingle has gone viral.
22:01Which one?
22:02Tomatoes are very tasty.
22:04Tomatoes are very tasty.
22:06Sing it together.
22:08Okay.
22:09So, this happened.
22:10When this jingle was being made,
22:11there was a lot of hard work behind it.
22:14Oh!
22:15His producers took him to many singers
22:18and asked him to compose a song.
22:20They said, they are facing a lot of problems.
22:22Okay.
22:23First of all, they went to Abraharul Haq.
22:25Okay.
22:25He said, sir, will you compose a song for us
22:28and sing it for us?
22:29Yes.
22:29Abraharul Haq said, no problem.
22:30I will do it.
22:32He said, sir, you tell me.
22:33So, he said,
22:34Neezara, Lucknow hila, thoda kum ke wakha
22:37Multani ani meri jaana liye
22:40Aha, tomatoes are very tasty.
22:42Wow!
22:44Right.
22:45Wow!
22:46He said, sir, no, I am not enjoying it.
22:48Sorry, sir, I am sorry.
22:49We will ask someone else.
22:51Okay.
22:51They went to Hadeeka Kiani.
22:53Okay.
22:54Hadeeka Kiani said, no problem.
22:56I will do it.
22:56He said, okay, you sing it.
22:58So, she said,
22:59Hum na baaz aayenge tomato se
23:05Aha!
23:06Hum na baaz aayenge tomato se
23:14Jaan jaayegi bada maaz aayenge
23:19Wow!
23:21Wow!
23:22Wow!
23:24Hadeeka Kiani needs to know that
23:26instead of tomatoes, you can use curd.
23:30He said, I don't understand.
23:32Let's go to an Indian singer.
23:34Okay.
23:34He went to Kailash Kher.
23:36Oh!
23:37Wow!
23:37He said, I have been listening to it since childhood.
23:40I wanted to compose it.
23:43He said, I will sing it for you.
23:44He said, sir, go ahead.
23:45He said,
23:46Kheere mooli main na jaahun
23:50Wow!
23:52Wow!
23:53Main tu jaahun
23:57Tomato tera
23:59Wow!
24:01Very good.
24:02Sir, what are you doing?
24:04I don't understand.
24:06Sir, we are going to Mr. Mishra Chamia.
24:08Oh, yes.
24:08My favorite.
24:09He said, okay.
24:10Okay, he was tired.
24:13Finally, he went to Kumar Sanu.
24:15Oh!
24:17He is such a big name in the industry.
24:19He will help us in some way.
24:21He will compose a song.
24:22Kumar Sanu said, no problem.
24:24I will sing it for you.
24:25Yes.
24:31Tomatoes are very tasty.
24:36Tomatoes are very tasty.
24:41Sir, I don't understand either the Pakistanis
24:44or the Indians.
24:46Now, we are going to the biggest pop star.
24:49Biggest?
24:50Who?
24:51Biggest?
24:52Amanat?
24:52Yes, Amanat.
24:53Oh!
24:55Wow!
24:56You have come to the right place.
24:57The price of the project is Rs. 3500.
25:00Now, it will be composed.
25:02Yes, now it will be composed.
25:04Amanat said, I don't have time.
25:07I am very smart.
25:08But if you are insisting so much
25:11then I will sing it for you.
25:12So, Amanat said..
25:13You are already scared
25:18by putting your food in the kitchen.
25:23What will happen to me?
25:27Just think about it.
25:33Just think about it.
25:38Wow!
25:40Wow!
25:41Very good!
25:44Very good!
25:46Amanat must be singing and eating tomatoes
25:48in this performance.
25:49Yes, he must be.
25:51Sir.
25:52So, this was Arzoo.
25:54Thank you so much for your love.
25:55Thank you very much.
25:57You have to do comedy.
25:59Okay, I don't know how to do this.
26:02This is called stand-up comedy.
26:03Because of this, wherever I am standing
26:05I can see people laughing at me.
26:10Today, the person I am going to tell you about
26:14is a close friend of mine.
26:16He is like a younger brother to me.
26:18You all know him.
26:20He is known as Mr. Motu.
26:22Oh, I see.
26:23Does he work with us?
26:24Yes, he does.
26:24He is like a younger brother to me.
26:26He asks me for small things.
26:28Okay.
26:28For example, once he came to my house.
26:30I asked him why he was standing there.
26:31He said, Mr. Manohar, look at me.
26:33I am wearing shoes.
26:36We became friends recently.
26:37Okay.
26:38So, I am telling you.
26:39He calls me Mr. Ahmed.
26:40Okay.
26:40He has seen a lot of difficulties in his life.
26:43Okay.
26:44I asked him to tell me something.
26:45He said, first of all, there was a lot of struggle at home.
26:48Struggle at home?
26:49Yes, at home.
26:50My father used to treat me very badly.
26:52Oh.
26:52He used to insult me.
26:54He used to beat me.
26:55I said, this is a big injustice.
26:57Yes, he shouldn't beat you.
26:58I asked him what happened.
26:59He said, I will never forget that trauma.
27:02Once, he beat me in front of the entire neighborhood.
27:05Oh.
27:05My cousins were also there.
27:07My brothers, sisters, relatives.
27:10In front of them.
27:11And that trauma has never left my mind.
27:13I said, this is a big injustice.
27:15This is a big injustice.
27:16They didn't see that he was beating me on my face, head and hands.
27:19They died.
27:20Oh, this is a big injustice.
27:22So, he said to me with tears in his eyes.
27:24He said, tell me, will a child ever forget this trauma?
27:26I said, never.
27:27Never.
27:28He became quiet.
27:29After a minute or two, I asked him what had happened.
27:32He said, Ahmed, my uncle's children are very bad.
27:35Okay.
27:36I said, so?
27:37One day, they troubled me a lot.
27:39Do you know what they called me?
27:40They called me fat.
27:40I said, okay, so?
27:41He said, I got angry.
27:42In front of my house.
27:44In front of the door.
27:44In the middle of the neighborhood.
27:45I put my knee on his neck and pressed it.
27:47Oh.
27:48So, he became unconscious.
27:50In the meantime, father came and he thought that he is dead.
27:52So, he beat him in such a small matter.
27:54Wow.
27:57He said, it was not a big deal.
27:59It was a small matter.
28:01It was just yesterday.
28:02We have a friend, Abulia.
28:03He is a film director.
28:04We had gone to meet him.
28:05So, Ali Bhai was also with us.
28:08So, Mr. Abulia said that he met me the first day.
28:10He told me his story.
28:11I was sad.
28:12And I was literally crying.
28:13And I was thinking how this can be used in a film.
28:15This is a very good film.
28:17He said, when all this happened, he told me that
28:18he is still struggling.
28:20He has no work.
28:21The situation at home is very bad.
28:23Now, he is a man.
28:24When he left, he said, Ali Bhai, let's take a picture.
28:27He said, yes, sure.
28:28He said, take a 15 Pro Max from your pocket.
28:30Yes.
28:31He is wearing a Rado on this hand.
28:34Now, Abulia is a passionate man.
28:37He had Rs. 70,000 in his account.
28:38And he had gone to make a film.
28:39Okay.
28:40He saw the picture and he was surprised.
28:42Okay, bye.
28:43He said, there is a driving seat in a black granny.
28:47And he left.
28:48And he told me that he is a great man.
28:54So, I have a plan to become Mohd. Ali in my life.
28:58Okay.
28:59Because I have decided to become Mohd. Ali Motu Bhai.
29:01This is just a profit. There is no loss in it.
29:03Okay.
29:04Thank you so much.
29:10Naldeen, it's time for a short break.
29:12Don't go anywhere. See you after the break.
29:20Welcome back, Naldeen.
29:21Yes, Irza.
29:21Yes, Mr. Haroon. What are we going to talk about today?
29:24Today, a very important thing.
29:26You know, Mr. Usman is my good friend.
29:29Yes.
29:29He has come with me today.
29:31So, on the way, we were talking about why we were so behind.
29:35We were talking about economics in Pakistan.
29:38So, we kept arguing with each other.
29:40And we kept giving each other suggestions.
29:42That we should think like this.
29:45But it boiled down to one thing.
29:47Like, usually, if you start taking things out of their boxes.
29:51And start boiling them.
29:53So, what is left at the end.
29:55That is actually a waste.
29:58Exactly.
29:58It is a waste.
30:00For example, if a car is running.
30:03Who is driving that car?
30:04Is it an engine?
30:06What is the engine running on?
30:07It is running on heat.
30:08Where is the heat coming from?
30:09It is coming from fire.
30:10How is the fire burning?
30:11It is coming from the petrol.
30:13Where is the petrol coming from?
30:14It is coming from the ground.
30:15Why is the petrol being made?
30:16Because it is buried in the ground.
30:17What was it before?
30:18It was a tree before.
30:20How did the tree grow?
30:22It grew from the sun.
30:23So, ultimately, the car is running on sun.
30:25If there was no sun, the car wouldn't run.
30:27Actually, their question was.
30:29Like, there are many applications.
30:30There is Instagram, YouTube, Facebook.
30:33What is this?
30:35It is just an application.
30:36It is just a coding.
30:37Which is written in a special way.
30:39And when it is compiled.
30:42When it is executed, it becomes an application.
30:44And they are earning billions of dollars from that application.
30:47Can't we make an application like this?
30:50Even if it is not worth hundreds of dollars.
30:53Even if it is worth 10 billion dollars.
30:56Even if it is not worth 100 billion dollars.
30:59Even if it is worth 10 billion dollars.
31:01Why can't we make it?
31:02One of the reasons I understood.
31:04One of the reasons.
31:05I am not saying that this is the only reason.
31:07One of the reasons.
31:08I saw that we have a lot of time.
31:11We have a lot of time.
31:12We have a lot of time.
31:14You call someone right now.
31:16And tell him.
31:18That there is a conversation going on.
31:21On a certain philosophy.
31:22Come, let's listen to it.
31:24He will say, no.
31:25The kids are at home.
31:26So I am also at home.
31:27Guests are about to come.
31:28You tell him, let's go to eat Harissa.
31:30He will say, let's go, brother.
31:32This is what happens.
31:32Exactly.
31:33You can ask anyone.
31:34And break the onions.
31:37I swear to God, people are living their lives like this.
31:39And they think that we are working a lot.
31:42If we are going to the office.
31:43We go to the office, work and come home.
31:44Now I am tired.
31:46Now I have done a lot of work.
31:48And if you have this time.
31:51That you can watch TV in vain.
31:54You can go out with friends.
31:56You can eat.
31:57This country is not tolerant of this thing.
32:00I don't believe.
32:02That our IT professionals.
32:04They can't make anything new.
32:06But our thinking.
32:08It is closed.
32:09Because as soon as we leave the office.
32:11We feel that we are free.
32:13Now it is time for me to enjoy.
32:15It is time for them to enjoy.
32:17Who have done all this hard work.
32:19Now it is time for us to work hard.
32:22Your job starts after the job.
32:25The real thing is.
32:26Why are we not getting ideas?
32:28Why didn't the idea of Instagram come to the mind of a Pakistani?
32:31Or Facebook didn't come.
32:33Or Google didn't come, let's say.
32:35Any application in AI.
32:36The reason for that is.
32:38I will talk in general.
32:39The reason for that is.
32:41What we do.
32:42We understand.
32:44Now the time has come.
32:45Now we have to rest.
32:47Or go out with friends.
32:48Or call someone to donate blood.
32:50He will say, I don't have blood.
32:54Or blood.
32:55Tell someone, I have made a plan.
32:57All my friends are coming.
32:59This is how it happens.
33:00Send me the location, I will reach there.
33:01I will reach there.
33:02Ask the blood donor.
33:03Everyone says.
33:04I am taking the medicine of hepatitis.
33:07You tell him.
33:08May God give you health.
33:10And if you are lying.
33:11Then let's go.
33:12No, he is often lying.
33:13I think, whoever donates blood.
33:15He does it without checking.
33:18He once said to a friend.
33:20Take my blood.
33:21He said, let it be.
33:22You take the medicine of hepatitis.
33:27Look.
33:29Our country.
33:31We don't have time.
33:3210-15 years ago.
33:35When I used to go out of the country.
33:36You will be surprised.
33:37In fact, everyone knows.
33:38Those who live abroad.
33:40They know.
33:41Those who didn't go.
33:42In that era.
33:43I will tell them.
33:44Believe me.
33:45When we used to sit in the bus.
33:46Everyone was reading a book.
33:48When we used to sit in the train.
33:50Whether it is a child.
33:51Or an adult.
33:52Or an old man.
33:53Or a woman.
33:54Or a man.
33:55Or Mr. Agha.
33:56Whoever it is.
33:57He was reading a book.
33:59Mr. Haroon.
34:01I have still seen this practice.
34:02In foreign countries.
34:02Yes, it is still there.
34:03It is not there here.
34:04You won't see it anywhere in Pakistan.
34:06Here, a book is considered a burden.
34:09If you become a reader.
34:10This is an open book in front of you.
34:12Okay, this is a broken book.
34:14This is a book whose skin is also torn.
34:16In one era.
34:17I used to go with my friend.
34:19After the university.
34:20If you want to buy anything.
34:22He used to hide the book.
34:24I used to tell him.
34:25Keep it with the handle.
34:27When we come back.
34:28It will be here.
34:29It won't go anywhere.
34:29No one will steal the book.
34:30No one will steal the book.
34:32Yes, you are absolutely right.
34:33If you go out today.
34:35You can see the libraries there.
34:36Someone has said something very beautiful.
34:38That if in the mosque.
34:40There is no sound of children playing.
34:43Then the future is not good.
34:45Yes.
34:46Okay.
34:47Similarly, if you go to the libraries outside.
34:50You will be amazed to see the libraries there.
34:53I went to a library in Europe the other day.
34:56It was a library surrounded by many floors.
34:58The section of children in it.
35:01It was so big.
35:03That you can't go around it.
35:05And there are children in it.
35:06Father, mother.
35:07Someone is with them.
35:09The children are making something there.
35:10They are learning.
35:11They are studying.
35:12They are getting an environment.
35:14When they grow up.
35:15Where will they feel good?
35:17In the library.
35:18Absolutely.
35:19We have the opposite here.
35:21We say, go to the food street.
35:23It will be fun at night.
35:25We will eat Khad.
35:25And every town has its own library.
35:28There are many places in every town.
35:31Where every block has its own small library.
35:34I feel that every university.
35:36In which the library is present.
35:38Its one door should open on the road.
35:40That anyone can come and read a book.
35:42And the environment of our libraries is such.
35:45That while entering.
35:46A common man is afraid.
35:48I want membership.
35:49Don't throw me out.
35:50The environment of a prison is made of libraries.
35:53Yes, and there are no books in our libraries.
35:56Yes, absolutely.
35:57When did our decline start?
35:59Look at the date.
36:00Let's say, when did the decline of Muslims start?
36:03Look at the date.
36:04Before that, when did the decline of other nations come on them?
36:07When did the decline of knowledge come on them?
36:08Then the decline started.
36:09Right.
36:10The real thing is knowledge.
36:11In the last few days, the pages were torn.
36:12Absolutely.
36:13The pages were torn.
36:14They had the knowledge.
36:15They had the technology.
36:16They made the pages.
36:17They gave it to you to use.
36:18When they felt like it.
36:19They pressed the button.
36:20The pages were torn.
36:21Sir, I would like to make a request here.
36:22In this regard, at least Lahore.
36:24In a way, is very fortunate.
36:26That we have a library like Punjab Public Library.
36:29And there.
36:30There are so many rare books.
36:31That sometimes it is very surprising.
36:33That these books are still left.
36:35Books, newspapers, magazines.
36:37Which are rare.
36:38They are still there.
36:40And the second thing is.
36:41The state of poverty due to books.
36:43When I was in Punjab University.
36:45My session was from 2007 to 2010.
36:46The library there is also great.
36:48There are a lot of books from there.
36:50I used to issue them only because.
36:51The books that were issued for the last time.
36:53It's been 100 years.
36:54I used to issue them again.
36:56You didn't even intend to read.
36:57No, no, no.
36:58I didn't intend to read.
36:59But I used to issue some books.
37:01That at least there is another stamp on it.
37:03The interesting thing is.
37:04There used to be book clubs.
37:06Not everyone can do this.
37:07Get up and go from home.
37:08Go to Punjab Public Library.
37:10Sit and read.
37:10It takes time to come and go.
37:12So there used to be book clubs.
37:14That you bring a book from your home.
37:16Collect it from there.
37:17Take a book from there.
37:18Read that book.
37:19Want to read a new book.
37:20Collect it from there.
37:21Take another book.
37:23I feel that our elders.
37:25May Allah grant us heaven.
37:27My father used to take us.
37:29There used to be a book club in Gulberg.
37:31So he used to take us there.
37:32Believe me.
37:33If your child doesn't want to buy a book.
37:35He is asking for a toy.
37:36Take him to the book shop.
37:38Tell him to roam around for a while.
37:40He will surely pick up a book.
37:42Because reading is in a human's nature.
37:45That is why Allah has sent the book from heaven.
37:51Sir, it is true.
37:53Our father's interest in education.
37:55When we went to Australia.
37:57We used to go to Perth from Melbourne.
38:00You should have brought a book from there.
38:02He used to read his own words.
38:04I was going to Perth from Melbourne.
38:06There was an aged woman sitting next to me.
38:09She was not English.
38:10She was reading a book.
38:11We used to travel for five hours.
38:13She used to say, when am I going to come?
38:16That is true.
38:16She was looking at a map.
38:18She was asking for water.
38:19She was in her senses.
38:20We used to read a book for five hours.
38:23Do you know something, Mr. Arun?
38:25I have an interest in reading.
38:27I have made a small library in my house.
38:30That is great.
38:32That is great.
38:33It is a recipe to eat in the library.
38:39It is time for music.
38:42Today, we have Rai Imran with us.
38:45He has brought a parody song for us.
38:47Wow.
38:47Let's listen to it.
38:48Let's listen to it.
41:30Wow.
41:32Amazing.
41:33Amazing.
41:34Wonderful.
41:36Viewers, that was today's show.
41:37InshaAllah, see you in the next show.
41:39Take care of yourself.
41:40Allah Hafiz.