Simula na ng simbang gabi, at ito’y pangungunahan ng Kap-kada!. Napalaban si Kap (Bong Revilla) nang bumisita si Whitey (Redford White) sa bahay nila dahil sa problemang pag-ibig.
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06:58 By the way, I have a knock-knock for you.
07:05 Knock-knock.
07:06 Who's there?
07:07 It's me, Mabah.
07:08 It's me, Mabah. Who?
07:09 It's me, Mabah. Who?
07:10 It's me, Mabah.
07:13 It's you, Mabah. Who?
07:15 You're funny.
07:19 Gigi, I'm serious.
07:25 Answer me.
07:26 Why?
07:27 Because my brother will be mad at me.
07:29 Then, let's not tell him.
07:32 Okay, I'll think about it.
07:35 Please, answer me.
07:36 Please, answer me.
07:37 Please, answer me.
07:38 Please, answer me.
07:39 Please, answer me.
07:40 Please, answer me.
07:41 Please, answer me.
07:42 Please, answer me.
07:43 Please, answer me.
07:44 Okay.
07:45 Okay.
07:46 What did you say?
07:48 Yes.
07:49 Yes.
07:50 Yes.
07:51 Yes.
07:54 Yes.
07:55 Yes.
07:58 What are you doing?
08:00 I'm jingling.
08:01 Huh?
08:02 Yes.
08:04 Are you okay?
08:07 I'm okay.
08:08 Yes.
08:10 Yes.
08:11 What?
08:12 You're saying yes?
08:13 No.
08:14 What? You're still here?
08:15 Yes, I'm going home.
08:16 Okay.
08:17 I'm so tired.
08:19 I'm going home.
08:20 No!
08:21 Okay.
08:23 Hey, Gigi.
08:24 Hey, Mom.
08:25 Hey!
08:26 Yes!
08:28 What happened?
08:30 I don't know, Mother.
08:33 Oh, my!
08:39 Wait a minute.
08:40 Where are your brother and Martin?
08:42 Who's going to eat this?
08:44 I'm so hungry.
08:47 Because, Mother,
08:49 Brother Martin is tired of those classic food.
08:53 That's why he decided to go to a Chinese restaurant.
08:59 That's right.
09:01 They're going to a Chinese restaurant.
09:04 That's right, Mother.
09:07 Hey, stop it.
09:08 Come here.
09:09 Sit here.
09:10 But, don't worry, Mother.
09:13 I'll help you with those food.
09:17 Because, I'm so happy.
09:20 This is a lucky day, Mother.
09:27 Believe me.
09:29 Wait, Martin.
09:41 You're so naughty.
09:42 Don't think about your food.
09:45 You can have it, man.
09:47 I see you're so naughty.
09:49 Miss, please pardon me to say,
09:53 Could you please get out of my sight?
09:55 What?
09:58 Get out of my sight?
10:00 You're so naughty.
10:01 Oh, geez.
10:05 She's bad.
10:07 She's bad.
10:08 Bro, this guy looks good.
10:10 He's a bad guy.
10:11 Hey, stop it.
10:12 I have a good impression of him.
10:14 No, you're just like him.
10:16 You know how to speak Tagalog.
10:18 If I were you,
10:20 don't speak English so you can forget your problem with your aunt.
10:23 Just speak Tagalog.
10:24 Yes, and just join us.
10:26 You'll experience the Filipino Christmas.
10:30 And we'll have a church service tonight.
10:32 Yes, and the priest will answer the prayer.
10:35 Yes, I'll answer it.
10:36 Just join us in the caroling.
10:39 Come on.
10:40 A little.
10:41 Just sample us.
10:42 Just sample us.
10:43 Why don't you give love on Christmas day?
10:51 Christmas day.
10:53 Out to the light,
10:55 Out there.
10:56 There's a mountain run down there.
10:59 Give love on Christmas day.
11:02 Hey, Moe.
11:04 You have a nice voice.
11:06 Can I borrow it?
11:07 If you borrow it, you will sound like a braco.
11:11 My voice is like a braco.
11:13 That's okay.
11:16 But it suits you to speak Tagalog.
11:19 Actually, yes.
11:22 It suits you to speak English.
11:24 Yes, that's yes.
11:26 What's no?
11:28 Yes.
11:29 Why is it so long?
11:34 Because you're an illegal alien.
11:38 It doesn't suit you.
11:40 I'm going to say this again.
11:43 Go away, go away, come again another day.
11:47 Did the children want to play in the meadow in the hay?
11:51 Hay, hay, woo!
11:53 I like that.
11:54 Woo!
11:56 One more, one more time.
12:01 Hay, hay, woo!
12:03 Come on.
12:06 Come on.
12:07 What are we doing here in the chapel?
12:11 Here, it's better.
12:13 Look, there's no one, no one can see us.
12:16 Why don't we just watch a movie?
12:18 How can we watch a movie?
12:21 I don't have money.
12:22 You're so cheap.
12:24 It's okay here.
12:26 I can imagine that we're getting married here.
12:29 What?
12:30 You mean you're planning to get married here?
12:33 I want to get married in a big church.
12:38 How can we get married in a big church?
12:40 I don't have money.
12:42 You know, you don't have money.
12:44 Why? I don't need money.
12:47 I just need life, you?
12:49 Why are you removing your nose?
12:52 Of course, it's embarrassing.
12:54 Because we're here in the chapel.
12:56 That's good.
12:58 I won't be embarrassed if we're here in the chapel.
13:02 Can I kiss you?
13:04 What?
13:05 Kiss?
13:06 Just once.
13:07 What? Okay, just once.
13:09 Just close your eyes.
13:10 What? What if you double my kiss later?
13:14 No, I promise, just once.
13:15 Promise?
13:16 Yes, promise.
13:17 Okay.
13:18 Why are you looking down?
13:26 I'm praying.
13:27 Okay, me too.
13:30 ♪ Just one wish comes true ♪
13:33 ♪ I don't want to spend one more Christmas ♪
13:38 ♪ Without you ♪
13:44 ♪ Without you ♪
13:48 Hi.
13:53 Hi.
13:57 Hello.
14:00 It's cold here.
14:02 Huh?
14:03 It's cold.
14:04 Cold?
14:05 You're from America, right? Why isn't it cold here?
14:08 Because I have a jacket.
14:10 I don't have one.
14:12 Wait, what's that?
14:14 Why do you look so cold? You're getting stiff.
14:18 Yes, but my heart is getting warm.
14:23 And it's getting hot.
14:28 Especially because of that.
14:30 What?
14:31 Because of your beautiful hair.
14:33 Oh, this is also beautiful?
14:35 Yes, it's not yet dark.
14:37 Thank you, but wait.
14:40 Hit me first. What do you want to say?
14:44 Hit me.
14:45 Martin.
14:48 Hey.
14:50 You know, I came here to the Philippines
14:55 to find a Filipino.
14:58 Someone I will love.
15:02 I saw you.
15:06 You.
15:08 It's you.
15:10 You look like a Chinese.
15:14 Why me?
15:19 Because I like you.
15:21 Oh, really?
15:24 Oh, you're going to say "I love you"?
15:27 No, I can't.
15:29 I can't. I like you.
15:32 But because you're handsome,
15:35 you're also handsome in the dark.
15:38 You're a reflector.
15:40 But I have a boyfriend.
15:44 Oh, my.
15:46 Oh, my.
15:47 Who?
15:49 Who?
15:50 Myeong.
15:52 Myeong?
15:53 Myeong?
15:54 Yes.
15:55 You're so lucky.
15:57 I'm not lucky.
15:58 He's lucky because he's my boyfriend.
16:00 He doesn't know my name.
16:02 What?
16:04 And I hate you.
16:06 Oh, my. You're so bad.
16:08 I hate you.
16:10 Oh, my.
16:12 But you're handsome.
16:14 Too bad.
16:15 Too bad?
16:16 I'm a Filipino.
16:17 I've been a Filipino for a long time.
16:21 You're a short cut.
16:23 I only saw you there and there.
16:27 There?
16:29 In everything.
16:30 I can see your whole self.
16:33 Hi, Vivian.
16:35 Hi.
16:36 Oh, I didn't know you're here.
16:37 I'm Charmaine.
16:38 Martin.
16:39 Martin.
16:40 Martin.
16:41 Nice to meet you, Martin.
16:43 Nice to meet you.
16:44 Okay, I'm going to the store.
16:46 Well, go ahead.
16:47 Bye.
16:49 Okay, I'm just a developer.
16:51 What's that?
16:54 He's a developer.
16:56 Come in.
17:08 Why are we still here?
17:10 We haven't even started singing.
17:11 Or are we going to be robbers?
17:13 Robbers?
17:14 Get out.
17:20 Why are we still here?
17:22 We're already out.
17:23 Get out of here.
17:25 Let's buy that.
17:36 Why?
17:37 It's a whispering.
17:38 We need to whisper it.
17:39 If we just whisper it,
17:40 we won't be able to see it.
17:42 Let's sing.
17:43 Let's sing.
17:44 Why aren't you guys going in?
17:53 Because you didn't tell us.
17:54 You said you were going in.
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18:26 Let's go.
18:27 You're so generous.
18:46 You're so generous.
18:48 Thank you.
18:49 Wait, why are you so generous?
18:51 It's all coins.
18:52 That's class.
18:54 It's all coins.
18:55 Hi.
18:57 Hi.
18:58 How are you?
19:00 I'm good.
19:01 Hello.
19:02 Hello.
19:03 Hello.
19:04 Hello.
19:05 Hello.
19:06 Hello again.
19:07 Don't you have anything to say?
19:08 Just say hello.
19:09 Say hi sometimes.
19:10 Hi.
19:13 Hi.
19:14 Hi.
19:15 Hello.
19:16 Hello.
19:17 Let's go.
19:18 Let's go.
19:19 Let's go and court.
19:20 We still have a lot to go.
19:21 Yes.
19:22 Let's go.
19:23 You, why are you courting me?
19:24 But, I'm drunk.
19:26 Oh, that's the style of court.
19:29 You're so clumsy.
19:31 Oh, you're like a waste.
19:34 Martin, she said you're clumsy.
19:35 Martin, she said you're clumsy.
19:36 Miong is really clumsy.
19:38 Who's the one I heard is clumsy?
19:43 Why? Aren't you clumsy?
19:46 If you're not clumsy, then...
19:48 Me, me, me, I'm clumsy?
19:49 Yes.
19:51 Yes.
19:52 Yes, Miong.
19:53 Okay.
19:55 You're really clumsy.
19:56 Yes, I'm clumsy.
19:59 Okay.
20:01 Be my lady.
20:02 Wait, wait.
20:03 Be my lady.
20:04 Change.
20:07 Be my lady.
20:09 Be my lady.
20:12 Be my lady.
20:21 Be my lady.
20:22 Be my lady.
20:24 Be my lady.
20:25 Be my lady.
20:26 Be my lady.
20:27 Hey, I don't know.
20:37 Why is Reggie still there?
20:40 He's taking a bath.
20:42 He's taking a bath.
20:44 Are you sure?
20:45 Yes, I'm going to go inside.
20:46 Maybe the attorney is still there.
20:48 No, he's just eating.
20:51 Are you sure?
20:52 Yes.
20:53 You know, my hands are really dirty.
21:02 It's already late, and you're still here?
21:03 I'll just take GG to his house.
21:06 Okay, take care.
21:08 Okay.
21:10 Bye-bye.
21:11 Wait, you know for sure we need to check.
21:15 Oh, no.
21:20 You know, this is really bad.
21:22 Maybe Reggie is still there.
21:25 No, he's not.
21:26 He's just taking a bath.
21:28 Let's go.
21:30 Okay.
21:31 What's wrong with you?
21:37 There's something that I'm taking out of GG's clothes.
21:41 You're taking it out?
21:42 Yes.
21:43 Hey, Bong.
21:44 What is it?
21:45 You.
21:46 Can you admit that you're cheating on GG?
21:48 No, I can't.
21:49 Admit it.
21:51 You're cheating on GG, right?
21:52 No, I can't.
21:53 You won't admit it?
21:55 No, I can't.
21:57 See?
22:01 Evidence.
22:02 Chicken skin.
22:03 It looks like Judas.
22:04 That's not Judas.
22:07 Who is it then?
22:08 It's San Pedro.
22:09 San Pedro?
22:11 But you're Judas.
22:12 But, why do you have chicken skin?
22:16 Chicken skin?
22:17 What's that?
22:19 I'm going to go now.
22:23 Okay.
22:25 Where are you going?
22:26 I'm just saying that I'm going to go now.
22:28 Okay.
22:29 But I'm going to pass through here.
22:30 You know, Bong.
22:35 I'm really having a hard time in hiding this.
22:39 Right?
22:41 Me too.
22:42 That's why it's better if we take a break.
22:45 What?
22:46 That's not allowed.
22:47 Nothing will happen to us.
22:49 That's why it's better if we take a break.
22:52 I'm going home.
22:53 What?
22:54 Why a break?
22:55 We haven't had a day off yet.
22:57 Nothing will happen to us.
22:59 That's why it's better if we take a break.
23:01 That's not allowed.
23:02 Two people need to take a break.
23:03 Not just one.
23:04 That's why we're still on showtime.
23:05 I want us to take a break, okay?
23:07 You're not in the mood.
23:13 It's delicious.
23:14 Why don't you eat this?
23:16 You know, in the States,
23:18 people there are really fed up with eating potatoes.
23:21 That's why we're still here.
23:23 It's delicious.
23:24 Wait.
23:25 It's already 9 o'clock and the chef is not here yet.
23:27 He said that we're going to the chapel together.
23:30 He said that we're going to join the choir.
23:32 Oh, really?
23:33 Yes.
23:34 Mom, are you used to leading the mass?
23:37 Oh, my.
23:38 Okay, let's practice.
23:40 Let's practice.
23:41 Yes, let's practice.
23:43 Let's stand up.
23:46 You?
23:47 Let's sit down.
23:52 You're already standing up.
23:53 Let's sit down.
23:54 You're already standing up.
23:55 Let's sit down.
23:58 It hurts.
23:59 What's happening to you?
24:09 You're practicing.
24:11 Yes, I am.
24:12 You can see that I'm practicing.
24:13 You're getting tense.
24:14 You're laughing.
24:15 You're not doing anything.
24:17 Why?
24:18 You're old.
24:19 Okay, okay.
24:21 Okay, okay.
24:22 You need to...
24:23 I'm just nervous about what's going to happen to me in the church.
24:28 Why?
24:29 Because, I'm just kidding.
24:30 If I fall asleep, I won't be able to get there.
24:33 Your father will be angry.
24:35 You need to wake up early.
24:36 So that you won't be sleepy, drink coffee.
24:39 I don't want to.
24:40 I'm nervous about that.
24:41 I'm going to have palpitations.
24:42 You know that I have diabetes.
24:44 Mother,
24:45 Yes?
24:46 Can't you stand up?
24:47 Oh, I'm sorry.
24:49 Let's stand up.
24:52 You made the old people nervous.
24:57 They're not that strong.
24:58 I'm sorry.
25:00 Oh, my.
25:01 What now?
25:02 You?
25:03 I'll take care of the church.
25:06 No, I don't want to.
25:08 Let's go with her.
25:10 It's still early.
25:11 I'm sleepy.
25:12 I'll just sleep here.
25:14 Okay, okay.
25:15 You can sleep here.
25:17 By the way, it's still 3 o'clock.
25:19 It's still 12 o'clock.
25:21 Yes.
25:22 So, if you want, you can sleep here.
25:25 Sleep here?
25:26 Make sure that you'll be there at 3 o'clock.
25:28 You don't have a problem there.
25:29 Because, your neighbor is also awake early.
25:32 Yes.
25:33 No, I'm here.
25:34 I don't want to sleep.
25:35 I don't have a problem there.
25:36 Okay, I'll sleep here.
25:40 Okay.
25:41 Sleep here.
25:42 Bye.
25:43 Bye.
25:44 What?
25:45 What's the matter?
25:46 I'm not in the...
25:48 Yes, you're going to the chapel.
25:50 Okay.
25:51 What are you doing?
25:53 I'm going to watch you so that you won't sleep.
25:56 Bad trip.
25:59 We didn't get to see the singer.
26:02 What can we do?
26:03 Vivian introduced Martin to her.
26:06 Martin left us.
26:08 What?
26:10 It's not Martin.
26:11 It's Martin.
26:13 Martin, that's not right.
26:17 You're making us mad.
26:18 Martin.
26:19 Martin left us.
26:20 Don't worry.
26:21 If that's your problem,
26:23 if you want, I'll do it.
26:25 Vivian,
26:27 this is not a pig.
26:29 It's a goat.
26:30 You don't trust me.
26:32 It's a goat.
26:33 I'm not just a singer.
26:35 I can also be a dancer.
26:39 Hey!
26:48 Hey, mom!
26:50 What's that?
26:54 I'll consume it later.
26:55 Why are you consuming it?
26:57 Are you okay?
26:59 What?
27:00 Are you okay?
27:01 Okay, just three.
27:02 One more.
27:03 From the top.
27:04 I don't want to.
27:05 Do it first.
27:06 Do it.
27:08 There.
27:09 Then, from the back.
27:11 There.
27:15 The price of rice went up.
27:22 The water in the well went up.
27:25 Why are you shouting?
27:29 I'm not deaf.
27:31 So that you won't be able to sleep.
27:33 I made this.
27:35 I'm not sleepy.
27:37 I'm not sleepy.
27:38 It's good that you're not sleepy.
27:40 You need to follow me.
27:43 You're joking.
27:44 It's already night.
27:45 You need to follow what I said.
27:47 That's my business.
27:49 You need to watch me so that you won't sleep.
27:51 You need to follow what I said.
27:53 You're not following me.
27:54 It's embarrassing.
27:55 It's embarrassing for me.
27:56 Here.
27:57 I'm tired.
27:59 Okay.
28:06 It's only 12 o'clock.
28:08 We'll go to the church at 3 o'clock.
28:11 I'll give you the money.
28:12 Okay.
28:14 Wait.
28:17 I'll just take a pee.
28:19 [audience laughing]
28:22 Is mom not home yet?
28:43 Brother, I'm calling her but she's not answering.
28:47 Cap, she might be on the way.
28:50 Cap, my offer is ready for the offertory.
29:00 Everything is okay?
29:01 Yes.
29:02 The flowers are beautiful.
29:06 I thought I was going to get married.
29:09 I'm still new here.
29:12 It's okay.
29:13 You should meet them now when you're fine.
29:17 I'm going to stand up.
29:18 I'm going to sit.
29:19 Come here.
29:20 You look like a saint.
29:22 We're here.
29:25 We have seats.
29:27 Please come in.
29:28 Here's the seat.
29:29 Thank you.
29:30 Lovely.
29:31 What do you mean thank you?
29:33 Cap, she has a fee.
29:34 She's going to pay for the offertory.
29:36 It's a cheap offertory.
29:39 It's a cheap offertory.
29:40 It's a cheap offertory.
29:41 And you're going to pay for it.
29:43 Wait.
29:44 What's that?
29:45 Is there a fee?
29:46 Yes, Father.
29:47 Father, isn't the table starting?
29:49 There's a collection.
29:50 Yes, it's for your collection.
29:52 Checkmate, Daniel.
30:00 Check.
30:01 Check.
30:02 Check.
30:30 Who's that?
30:31 Who's that?
30:33 Hey, answer me.
30:35 Who's that?
30:36 Why are you here?
30:38 We're here to get the table.
30:42 Okay, thank you.
30:45 We're here to get the table.
30:48 You're a coward.
30:51 You're a coward.
30:52 I'll leave you.
30:56 You should have listened to me.
30:58 You know that Ida and you are fighting.
31:04 You're fighting because you're tired of sleeping.
31:08 Stop it.
31:11 Hey, big guy.
31:13 You're in the middle of it.
31:16 You should have listened to me.
31:24 You should have listened to me.
31:26 Excuse me, Captain.
31:31 Yes, Father.
31:32 People are getting hot.
31:33 Is Ida not here yet?
31:34 Not yet, Father.
31:36 [laughter]
31:38 [sniff]
31:40 [sniff]
31:46 [laughter]
31:49 Um...
31:54 Excuse me.
31:58 Oh!
31:59 Martin.
32:03 Why are you so quiet?
32:05 I don't know.
32:08 You're so noisy.
32:10 I know.
32:12 What's the matter?
32:13 He's going to the States.
32:17 He's going to the States.
32:20 I'm embarrassed.
32:22 What's that?
32:23 He's going to the States.
32:24 I don't want him to go to the States.
32:26 He's going to the States.
32:27 That's why I'm going there.
32:28 And he's going there.
32:31 That's a big problem.
32:33 That's a big problem.
32:36 Hey!
32:39 That's a big problem.
32:42 That's a big problem.
32:43 [laughter]
32:45 Hey!
32:49 I'm going to the States.
32:51 I'm going to the States.
32:54 Hey!
32:58 [laughter]
32:59 Hey!
33:00 (audience laughing)
33:04 (speaking in foreign language)
33:07 (audience laughing)
33:11 (speaking in foreign language)
33:15 (audience laughing)
33:18 (speaking in foreign language)
33:22 (audience laughing)
33:33 (speaking in foreign language)
33:39 (audience laughing)
33:46 (audience laughing)
33:49 (speaking in foreign language)
33:53 (audience laughing)
33:58 (speaking in foreign language)
34:04 (audience laughing)
34:08 (speaking in foreign language)
34:14 (audience laughing)
34:17 (upbeat music)
34:27 (speaking in foreign language)
34:33 (speaking in foreign language)
34:37 (audience laughing)
34:40 (speaking in foreign language)
34:44 (audience laughing)
34:49 (speaking in foreign language)
34:53 (audience laughing)
35:06 (speaking in foreign language)
35:10 (speaking in foreign language)
35:21 (audience laughing)
35:24 (speaking in foreign language)
35:33 (audience laughing)
35:49 (speaking in foreign language)
35:53 (speaking in foreign language)
35:57 (speaking in foreign language)
36:01 (speaking in foreign language)
36:05 (singing in foreign language)
36:30 (audience laughing)
36:33 (speaking in foreign language)
36:54 - I am the judge.
36:55 - Hi.
36:56 Now, Mademoiselle, you accept this woman
37:01 as your maintaining partner.
37:03 (audience laughing)
37:04 - I diddly do.
37:06 (audience laughing)
37:08 - You woman, you accept this man
37:13 as your law-abiding citizen.
37:16 (audience laughing)
37:17 - I do.
37:18 - Damn right.
37:19 (audience laughing)
37:20 - Okay, now you are both together.
37:23 - Right.
37:24 - Okay, you can add, you can multiply,
37:28 three times, four times, I don't care.
37:31 You now, both in.
37:35 - Both in!
37:36 (audience laughing)
37:39 (singing in foreign language)
37:43 (speaking in foreign language)
37:45 (audience laughing)
37:48 (speaking in foreign language)
37:52 (audience laughing)
37:55 (audience laughing)
37:56 - One more, ball in.
37:58 One more, ball in.
37:59 Come on, one more.
38:00 Ball in, one more.
38:01 - What's three of them?
38:03 - Three, direct to the point.
38:05 (speaking in foreign language)
38:07 (audience laughing)
38:10 (speaking in foreign language)
38:14 (audience laughing)
38:17 (speaking in foreign language)
38:18 - Okay, guys.
38:19 (audience laughing)
38:22 (speaking in foreign language)
38:26 (audience laughing)