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00:00 That's my husband, that's my boyfriend.
00:03 And then I turned 40 and I was like,
00:04 fuck it, it's time to party, let's do this.
00:08 And he was like, really, you wanna do this?
00:09 I was like, yeah, I wanna do this.
00:10 - If you've watched my videos before,
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00:30 Now this video is wild, and I need you guys to buckle in
00:33 because Key West Fantasy Fest, it's something.
00:36 It's all presented by Power Water.
00:38 Let's go.
00:39 - What can we expect at Fantasy Fest?
00:40 - A lot of sex, a lot of alcohol.
00:42 Don't take your kids here.
00:43 - I was starving, and then we had pizza.
00:47 It was delicious.
00:48 - Tap it out!
00:53 - Hey, is that thing custom?
00:58 - Yeah.
00:58 - We came here, we wasn't sure what this was all about.
01:01 It's our first time, so we wanted to hit it big.
01:04 - Friday night.
01:05 - Friday night.
01:05 - Friday night, when's the party start?
01:07 - Sir, are you more proud of the shark tooth
01:10 around your neck or the way your nugget's looking tonight?
01:13 - Both.
01:14 - You know White Sox, Dave?
01:15 He's got the biggest nugget in the Midwest.
01:17 I think you got it covered in the South, though.
01:19 If you ever wanna come to Chicago for a nugget-off,
01:22 you're in.
01:23 John, can we get a spin?
01:25 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:27 Oh yeah, we're doing sheiks tonight.
01:29 - Why is it so much fun at Fantasy Fest?
01:30 - Because if you can't have fun,
01:33 what is life worth living?
01:35 - Nothing.
01:36 - Exactly, my man, exactly.
01:38 Meeting beautiful people at a beautiful time.
01:42 I love love, I love love, I love love, I love love.
01:47 And if you don't love love, get the fuck out.
01:51 (laughing)
01:53 - That's my husband, that's my boyfriend.
01:57 - And then I turned 40 and I was like,
01:58 "Fuck it, it's time to party, let's do this."
02:01 And he was like, "Really, you wanna do this?"
02:02 I was like, "Yeah, I wanna do this."
02:03 And then he was like, "Okay."
02:04 - So basically, she said, instead of being in a lifestyle
02:09 where you're going through different people all the time,
02:12 to find someone that was suited to both of us.
02:15 So, Adam is our boyfriend.
02:18 - He's your boyfriend, too?
02:20 - Oh, absolutely.
02:21 - We're both straight, we just have a lot of fun.
02:23 - Just the boys.
02:23 - If she was in the middle, how fucking gay could it be?
02:27 - You tell me.
02:28 - Swords have never been crossed?
02:29 - Oh, listen, incidental contact must happen.
02:32 If you're doing a DVP, something's happening, okay?
02:35 - You're just like DBs, like you said,
02:37 incidental contact's gonna happen.
02:38 - Yeah, it's gonna happen.
02:39 - Day two, he waxed.
02:41 Last night, chilled, got some crazy people, as you guys saw.
02:45 This is really the big day.
02:46 Yesterday, we just kinda got in, just chilled.
02:48 Let's go around and around town, baby.
02:49 We're looking for a good old Pyro Water.
02:51 And drinkpyrowater.com told me you're here.
02:55 - They were hiding on us, boys.
02:56 They were hiding the P-Dub on us.
03:01 - Chana, what flavor we got, Miami Vice?
03:03 - This is Miami Vice, I missed it.
03:05 - It's a beautiful town for Miami Vice.
03:07 - Do we have to get to find anything?
03:09 - Some men's costumes.
03:10 - We have a few police left.
03:16 You're an extra large, obviously.
03:18 - Pirate here, Dana.
03:19 - We got pirates?
03:20 - Yeah.
03:21 - Oh, we can be pirates.
03:21 - Might be a little hot for pirate.
03:23 - Yeah.
03:24 - Can we talk about what she said to me?
03:26 Did you get that?
03:27 - I got that.
03:28 - She goes, "You're an XL, obviously."
03:29 - You didn't have to say obviously.
03:31 - I'm not obviously, I'm actually a double X.
03:33 (laughing)
03:34 - That's kind of a compliment.
03:35 - So it might have been a compliment.
03:37 - I'm gonna be an Afro pirate.
03:38 - Buy me another Afro pirates pastooli
03:40 and I'll pay you a hundred bones.
03:41 - You can't do it.
03:42 - Captain Deerzy.
03:43 - Ready to put on a show tonight.
03:45 I'm gonna put on a clinic tonight.
03:47 All right, everyone.
03:48 We're here in Key West on our golf cart.
03:50 This video is presented by one and only,
03:53 Piratewater.
03:54 - I am a pirate with an Afro.
03:56 - I don't know what Eddie is.
03:57 - The boys are about to go rip up Duval Street.
03:59 - Throw back some Piratewater into our gullet hole.
04:01 - And really find out why everyone's dressed
04:05 like absolute maniacs.
04:06 - Fantasy Fest 2023, Piratewater, let's do it.
04:10 - I'm here live with who?
04:11 - Bonnie.
04:14 - I've been dying to see that pussy muncher.
04:17 Can you unzipper that and let us get a peek?
04:19 (laughing)
04:20 That's what I'm talking about.
04:21 - Yeah, take a look at those eyes.
04:23 - Look deep into my eyes.
04:25 Before I bring out a nace of spades,
04:27 with a special offer on the back.
04:29 It says, "Redeemable for one free nipple nibble."
04:32 - Do you do the nibbling or do they do the nibbling?
04:33 - I do all the nibbling.
04:35 You gotta put yourself in the hands of a professional.
04:37 I actually got a double nibble earlier.
04:39 I had one woman who said,
04:40 "My boobs get real jealous of each other."
04:43 - Really?
04:44 - If you're gonna do one, you gotta do 'em both.
04:45 And I said, "Okay, if I have to."
04:48 - Sir, if you had to compare your penis
04:50 to one of the 52 cards in the deck,
04:52 what card would it be?
04:54 - Give me 54 cards, we'll go right to the Joker.
04:56 God bless you.
04:57 - God bless you.
04:58 - And you.
04:59 - God bless you.
05:00 - And you.
05:01 - God bless you.
05:02 - And you.
05:02 - And you.
05:03 - I won.
05:04 I won the God bless off.
05:05 - It's not about the why, it's about the why not.
05:08 - Can you explain that a little bit?
05:09 - It means if it's not hurting anybody,
05:11 hurting me, him, anybody else,
05:13 then why the hell not?
05:14 He's my dirty devil.
05:16 - Oh.
05:16 (imitates engine revving)
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05:28 Key West, Fancy Fest, come on.
05:30 - I can touch all the heads.
05:32 - Thank you.
05:33 - I like heads.
05:34 I like head, I give head.
05:35 I'm the biggest Baltimore bitch you're ever gonna meet.
05:38 And I am not afraid of anybody.
05:40 - How many tits have you seen this weekend?
05:43 - A lot, but most of them are like the,
05:45 they otherwise would keep 'em in their pocket, you know?
05:49 - Runny eggs hanging on a nail.
05:50 - Fuckin' Fantasy Fest 23, yeah.
05:53 Come on!
05:54 - What's the name of this costume?
05:55 - Mr. Swat.
05:59 - Mr. Swat.
06:00 What's your favorite part about Fantasy Fest?
06:02 - All the titties, all the ass.
06:04 (laughing)
06:05 Look at that, ooh, you're right.
06:07 You're a fine ass.
06:08 (laughing)
06:10 - Anybody does what they want.
06:11 It's all fun time, everybody loves everybody.
06:13 It's happy, happy times, man.
06:15 - Do you have any unusual skills or party tricks?
06:19 - You don't wanna see my dick, so maybe not.
06:21 - Do you have any party skills or party tricks,
06:23 unusual that you wanna show the people?
06:26 - I'm uncircumcised.
06:27 - Any inspirational words for the people back home?
06:29 - No, absolutely, like let go of any fears,
06:31 any handicaps that you have, like insecurities.
06:34 Like you only get this one time.
06:36 I know it's pretty cliche, but man,
06:38 you only get one time to live this life,
06:39 and there's no guarantee for tomorrow.
06:41 - I've seen you before.
06:43 - Oh, is that true?
06:45 (laughing)
06:47 What does that mean?
06:48 - I've seen him before.
06:50 - I got something to tell my kids.
06:52 You're fucked, bud.
06:53 This inheritance is for my dick.
06:55 - This guy right here.
06:56 - We're going back to the house,
06:57 we got lots of fucking bitches with us,
06:59 and we're fucking all night long.
07:01 - Do you have any unusual skills or party tricks?
07:03 - Just my cock, bud, just my cock.
07:05 - Balls and all, bud.
07:07 - If I put my dick in, I'm putting my balls in.
07:08 - Me and this guy, lots of bitches.
07:11 - What else?
07:12 - Lots of bitches.
07:13 - Pussy.
07:14 - What else?
07:14 - And money, money and bitches.
07:17 - What else?
07:18 - My dick.
07:19 - I love to shake my ass.
07:26 - It's a scene and a half.
07:28 - Listen, it's a lot, a lot of people here
07:29 need the power of water to get us through.
07:30 Whether you're about it or you're not,
07:32 the people are really enjoying themselves.
07:34 - There's been zero animosity, zero, what's the word,
07:39 when you don't like each other, animosity.
07:41 - That's animosity, correct.
07:42 - It's just people having fun, and we're here to cover it.
07:45 - Is it out of bounds if, you know,
07:47 we reenact a Baywatch and you guys
07:48 do a little jog towards the camera?
07:50 - Oh yeah, we can do that.
07:52 - I'm here live with Twat.
07:58 - What made you go with a clown costume?
08:00 - Oh, 'cause we all float down here in Key West.
08:05 - Boys.
08:06 - Yes.
08:06 - You're firing me up right now.
08:08 Can you fire the people back home up a little bit?
08:11 - Woo!
08:12 - We're here live with who?
08:13 - My name?
08:15 - You don't have to say your real name.
08:17 - Oh, yeah, Mike.
08:19 - Mike?
08:21 - Hey, Stripes, you're Stripes.
08:22 - Stripes.
08:25 - Stripes.
08:26 - Jason, do we have any unusual skills or party tricks?
08:30 - Not that I can show on camera, no, no, no.
08:34 Jason!
08:35 - Is that a tattoo?
08:36 - Of a pineapple on my penis,
08:38 and when it gets erect, it's upside down.
08:41 Boom!
08:42 - Is that true about Jason?
08:44 - I can neither confirm nor deny that.
08:47 - Yeah, I can, I could.
08:49 - He's got a pineapple boner, ladies and gentlemen.
08:51 - That's a wrap from Fantasy Fest.
08:53 Shout out to the one and only Pirate Water.
08:56 What a scene, man.
08:57 - Lot of boobie tattoos.
08:59 - What a scene.
09:01 Oh my goodness.
09:02 Fantasy Fest 2023, Key West, we're out.
09:05 (upbeat music)
09:07 (upbeat music)