Sometimes it feels like there aren't enough hours in the day! Jesus Trejo takes it upon himself bring the confession to the people and get them to revel their deepest confession.
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00:00 This is "We Need to Talk About America."
00:02 - The show where first generation comedians.
00:04 - Break down life in the USA.
00:06 - On today's show, we're talking about.
00:08 - Religion.
00:09 - Jesus.
00:10 - Christians.
00:11 - Buddhism.
00:12 - And all the religions.
00:12 - Put a beanie on this guy, he's my ex.
00:15 (laughing)
00:17 - In this day and age,
00:19 who has time to drive down to a church and confess?
00:22 Today we're here at the "We Need to Talk About America" set
00:25 and we're gonna go talk to some people behind the cameras
00:28 and see what kind of sins they're working with.
00:30 Follow me.
00:31 ♪ God knows you're right to get on the righteous road ♪
00:36 - Hello, is this a good time?
00:40 - I just went to confession on Saturday.
00:42 It's the weirdest.
00:43 - We got word that you left some things out.
00:45 This isn't private by the way, this is just me and you.
00:48 I can feel how uncomfortable you are
00:50 and I feel the same way.
00:51 - I'm very uncomfortable, I'm getting hot.
00:53 - You're getting hot, okay.
00:55 (upbeat music)
00:58 - I took on the responsibility of cooking the turkey
01:02 for Thanksgiving last year.
01:04 And as I'm walking to my fridge with this huge turkey,
01:08 the whole bag explodes and it falls on the floor.
01:12 That was the exact turkey I used for Thanksgiving.
01:15 - I'll tell you what the sin was,
01:17 committing to making the turkey.
01:19 That's a big responsibility, man.
01:20 (upbeat music)
01:23 - I do indeed purchase items
01:27 and I wear them and I return them for a full refund.
01:31 - And the goal here is to really save money.
01:33 - Yes.
01:34 - It sounds like you understand that Jesus saves
01:36 and for your penance, go buy two more things
01:39 and return them tomorrow.
01:40 - I can do that. - Up top.
01:42 (upbeat music)
01:44 - Sometimes I slightly suffocate my husband
01:47 when he's snoring so that he'll wake up.
01:49 He never knows, he never finds out.
01:51 - He never finds out.
01:52 No, he knows when his heart almost stops beating
01:55 'cause he has no oxygen supply.
01:57 - So you feel like you get away with it
01:58 but just know that God sees everything,
02:00 you're not really getting away with it.
02:02 - No, that's why I'm here.
02:03 (upbeat music)
02:05 (upbeat music)
02:08 (upbeat music)
02:12 (upbeat music)
02:14 (electronic beeping)