doctor.who.2023.S02 E06*The Interstellar Song Contest
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00:01FINAL SCREAM
00:07FINAL SCREAM
00:11FINAL SCREAM
00:20And here is your favourite host stepping out of cryogenic suspension
00:27Defrost complete
00:30All right, babe, what's the year?
00:312925.
00:32Venue?
00:33Harmony Arena.
00:34Teeth?
00:35Dazzling.
00:36And we're on.
00:37May I introduce...
00:38DeMoto Reina!
00:39Reina!
00:40The defeating bitch!
00:42Oh, good evening, Harmony Arena!
00:43What a night!
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01:12What a night!
01:13What a night!
01:21All we need is two minutes to get this Windor Kitta aligned,
01:26and we can get you back to Earth!
01:29Is that...
01:31Reina?
01:32to 40 finalists from 40 different worlds all singing live for you tonight
01:38and reaching out in songs across the universe.
01:42Welcome to the 803rd Interstellar Song Contest!
01:51Oh, this is so exciting.
02:03Yeah!
02:27Right, everyone, here we go. Bit of focus, please.
02:30Tighter on Rylan.
02:32Music fade out. Steady on 26.
02:35SOP, VT, 1.
02:3715, give me audience reaction. Find some faces.
02:40Wynn, are we ready on pre-record 5?
02:42Locked it up in standing by.
02:43Graphics, get ready with the voting links.
02:45Rylan, give me some awe.
02:48Awe.
02:49No, awe. A-W-E.
02:53Folks, it is awesome.
02:55The Interstellar Song Contest is transmitted live
02:59across the entire western galactic arm.
03:02An audience of 3 trillion live forms to find one winner.
03:06Cue confetti cannon.
03:11None of these are going!
03:17Cultivated from 100% organic golden coffee,
03:21coffee bunny is every bit as sweet, rich and decadent as the weird thing.
03:27It's so good, you won't believe it.
03:31Proud sponsors.
03:33Poppy Honey, the galaxy's favourite.
03:35We were worried about nothing.
03:37This proves that the Earth survives.
03:39Oh, in style.
03:41I was there in 74 when ABBA won.
03:44Olivia Newton-John came fourth.
03:46Absolute scenes. Absolute scenes.
03:49I watched with my mum and dad when I was little.
03:52Best night of the year.
03:54They'd let me stay up late for voting
03:57as long as I brushed my teeth and got into my pyjamas.
04:01Look at me now.
04:03God, it's such a beautiful night.
04:07Where are we? Where's this taking place?
04:09That is not night, that is space.
04:11The Harmony Arena is a space station.
04:13Do you see?
04:16There.
04:18We're inside a bubble.
04:20On a station in orbit.
04:23The universe is wild, babe.
04:26So, what, the song contest in Australia and then space?
04:31I knew it. I knew that you would enjoy it.
04:33Finally, being with me.
04:36OK, gotcha.
04:43Vindicator ready and primed.
04:47Thank you, Doctor. That's the final link.
04:52No rush. I love a good show. Ready?
04:58I wonder who's seats we're in.
05:00It's too late now. They've missed it.
05:08We're sitting in our seats.
05:10Look, those two people are sitting in seats
05:12that absolutely, positively, definitely belong to us.
05:15None of this would have happened if you just turned up on time.
05:17All right, I've said I'm sorry.
05:18It's more than that, Mike.
05:19Don't take anything I do seriously.
05:21It's hardly important, Gary. It's just songs.
05:24I'm not even going to dignify that with a wrist.
05:26Actually, you know what, I will, because it's not just songs, Mike.
05:29It's part of who I am.
05:30And when you make fun of it, it's like you're making fun of me.
05:32I don't know, Gary. It's like we're going round in circles.
05:34You know, sometimes I think we should...
05:36Hurry up. We're going to miss the beginning.
05:38Come on up.
05:41How many times, why won't you do something?
05:43This is my ticket card. Mine.
05:45Now, would you do your job and get those people out, please?
05:49Phase one activated.
05:55How does that help?
05:57What am I supposed to do now?
05:59What does he mean, phase one?
06:01Phase one activated.
06:03OK, drones, keep it quiet, thank you.
06:05What's phase one?
06:06What's phase one?
06:10What was that?
06:11I'm phase one.
06:14Hi.
06:15Who the hell are you?
06:16Who the hell are you?
06:18That's my species and my name is Kid.
06:20We're in the middle of transmission. Drones, get him out.
06:23I have drone control.
06:24Add on.
06:26Everyone, stay calm.
06:27Nobody move. This gallery is mine.
06:30Let's...
06:31Let's say hello to some contestants.
06:33Let's do that.
06:34Who have we got?
06:35Oh, hello.
06:36I see hot favourite.
06:37It's Cora from Triumph.
06:41Hello, everyone.
06:42I'm so excited.
06:44Honestly, it's such an honour to be here.
06:47I mean, what a night.
06:48I can't wait to sing.
06:50North-west seven, bulkhead five, and keep them guarded.
06:54Although it's a shame they're going to miss us.
06:57Miss me?
06:58You have no idea.
06:59It's time, gorgeous.
07:01Phase two.
07:04Wynne, whatever you're doing, stop.
07:07I took a chance on you.
07:08No one employs Hellions, but I did.
07:10How benevolent of you, baby.
07:12Hit the back up.
07:15I'm sorry.
07:16I'm sorry.
07:17I'm sorry.
07:18I'm sorry.
07:19I'm sorry.
07:20I'm sorry.
07:21I'm sorry.
07:22I'm sorry.
07:23I'm sorry.
07:24I'm sorry.
07:26Thank you so much.
07:29That's a dress rehearsal.
07:31Broadcasting across the galaxy.
07:33And no one's going to know the difference.
07:36Well, that's where you're wrong.
07:37Rylan wasn't at the dress.
07:39He was still in deep freeze.
07:41We're ready for that.
07:43Publicity comms can say he got food poisoning.
07:47Tell them he ate something nasty.
07:50Later on, you can vote using your home-your-own hypersync headset.
07:54Of course, on the app.
07:56And on behalf of the Interstellar Song Contest,
08:00it's bonne nuit all around the galaxy.
08:03From Alpha Centauri to the sight of new habitats.
08:07Songs and music and joy can unite us all.
08:15Let go of me.
08:19Access granted.
08:20Gallery.
08:21Gallery.
08:22What's happening?
08:23Control of the arena.
08:24That's correct. We're just re-reading.
08:25It's nothing to worry about, Adam.
08:27We've got about 30 seconds till they realise anything is wrong.
08:30It's all I need.
08:36Thank you, BT.
08:40Anyone?
08:42Fine.
08:44Let's start the show, shall we?
08:47It's Liz Lizardine from the planet Lizoko.
08:50With her song, I Love You.
08:52But my heart says no.
09:08Safety protocols.
09:13But you can't do that.
09:17Lena, anyone? Are you there?
09:19Or is this amateur hour?
09:20Carla, my name is Kid. I'm a big fan.
09:22Who's Kid?
09:24This is the greatest song contest in the universe, so as you would say,
09:27let's raise the roof!
09:36How are you gonna vote if you don't listen to the song properly?
09:39Yeah, well, I think that there might be a...
09:51Is that... part of the show?
10:08Danger. Air shield collapsing.
10:12Danger. Air shield collapsing.
10:21Do you know my favourite kind of music?
10:25Pop.
10:51Pop.
10:57Pop.
10:59Pop.
11:00Pop.
11:02Pop.
11:03Pop.
11:04Pop.
11:20Pop.
11:21Pop.
11:22Pop.
11:23Pop.
11:31Not again.
11:42Doctor?
11:51The dress rehearsal is still broadcasting.
11:57The arena is purged.
12:00Closing the shield to maintain integrity.
12:03You monsters.
12:05That's what people have said to me my whole life.
12:10Because of the horns.
12:16I'm on my way.
12:20I'll be doing the things you expect of me.
12:31Moving to phase three.
12:33Final phase.
12:37Touch the device.
12:42Device to the gallery.
12:43Listen to me. They're not dead.
12:45The Mavity shell is still on.
12:47It's not too late. You could still save those people.
12:49Except I'm busy!
12:58With this.
13:00What is it?
13:01It's called a delta wave.
13:05It's phase three.
13:09It's the absolute best.
13:18Oh my god, I'm not the only one.
13:20What do we do?
13:21What the hell happened?
13:22No idea.
13:23And we're locked in.
13:24Don't worry.
13:25I'll start it off in a tech squad.
13:26I can open this.
13:27I can just trip the code switch.
13:30My friend.
13:31My friend went up through the roof.
13:33Is there some sort of air bubble or something?
13:37Can't we call for rescue?
13:39Are there emergency services?
13:40They've got to exist.
13:41We can't wait.
13:42We can't wait.
13:43We can't wait.
13:44We can't wait.
13:45They've got to exist.
13:46We can't call.
13:49We're enclosed now.
13:50What does that mean?
13:51Gambling rules.
13:53If people could transmit from here,
13:55they could hyper-stream a bat to the other side of the galaxy
13:57before the results get there.
13:58So all signals are blocked and closed.
14:00So?
14:02No one knows.
14:04No one's doing anything.
14:07There's no police or...
14:09Until the show ends.
14:10Until the show ends.
14:12And now, from the planet Grimborn,
14:14it's Dugganloo!
14:21That's the dress rehearsal.
14:22It must be playing on automatic.
14:25But...
14:27We can't just...
14:29How do we...
14:32Oh, my God.
14:34I've got no way out.
14:36My mum and dad will just sit there,
14:38waiting, like...
14:40forever.
14:41I don't even know where I am.
14:43You're on the Harmony Station.
14:45Where's that?
14:46Sector Diamond Five.
14:47But where's that?
14:48West of Van Gosseter.
14:49But where's that?
14:50Where the hell am I?
14:51I'm stuck here, on my own.
14:54And I know I'm...
14:55Hey, hey.
14:57You're alive.
14:59You're alive.
15:02What's your name?
15:06Belinda.
15:08Nice name, Belinda.
15:10I'm Cora.
15:12I like Cora.
15:14I'm sorry.
15:15I'm just...
15:19My friend.
15:21God.
15:23He was so wonderful.
15:27And I never got to tell him.
15:30This is weird.
15:32I'm tapping into the computer core,
15:34but it's being overridden.
15:35It's something new.
15:36Like the software's rewriting everything.
15:41But what for?
15:46Seeking software and calibrating.
15:51You can still help those people.
15:53I saw you save that contestant.
15:55Don't say a word.
15:57That was the girl from Trion.
15:58What's so special?
15:59Shut it.
16:02We're doing this for Helya.
16:03Those people can't be saved.
16:19Go back.
16:21Go back.
16:23Grandfather.
16:24Go back.
16:28Hey.
16:29You're alive.
16:34Someone leave.
16:41What are you doing?
16:52You're not seriously going to use a confetti cannon
16:54to fly through space?
16:56He's doing the airlock.
17:08All right.
17:09Get in the boat.
17:10Go.
17:19Gary.
17:20Medical kit on the ship.
17:21We're going to need it.
17:22We're going to need it.
17:23Gary.
17:24Medical kit on the wall.
17:25Break the seal and bring it to me.
17:27It's all right, sweetheart.
17:28I've got you.
17:30My name is Mike.
17:32Michael Gamiston.
17:33I'm a nurse.
17:36Oh, you're amazing.
17:37Two hearts.
17:38You show off.
17:39The spiritual bipolar system.
17:40Very clever.
17:42Oh, you're an amazing little creature.
17:45You're going to be okay.
17:46Now hold on.
17:47Never seen you at work before.
17:48Good, because that would mean you're very ill.
17:50And I don't want that.
17:51I don't want that.
17:52Now this might hurt.
18:03Oh.
18:04Matter?
18:05Did I just fly through space on a confetti cannon?
18:08Yeah.
18:09Camp.
18:17I was frozen.
18:18You were lucky.
18:19You should see all that carnage.
18:20Must be 100,000 dead.
18:21No.
18:22No, not dead.
18:23I'm sorry, but look at him.
18:24Look at me.
18:25I survived.
18:26You were lucky, mate.
18:27I was clever, Mike.
18:28Did you say Mike?
18:29Mike.
18:30And your name?
18:31Gary.
18:32I was clever, Mike and Gary, because Mavity is holding them back.
18:33I triplicated the Mavity feat.
18:34All those people are still alive.
18:37So they're not just floating.
18:38They're in Mavitic suspension.
18:39In a state of preservation.
18:40But it's freezing it.
18:41Exactly.
18:42Exactly.
18:43That helps us.
18:44I've seen it happen.
18:45It's like when a body is plunged into freezing water.
18:46Life signs get suspended, but they can be revived.
18:50Belinda.
18:51Belinda.
18:52Belinda is out there.
18:53Frozen.
18:54And it's hardest is gone.
18:55Oh, what do I do?
18:56What do I do?
18:57What do I do?
18:58What do I do?
18:59Look, that's 100,000 people.
19:00Frozen and suspended in space to reach them.
19:01You catch them and revive every single one of them.
19:02You'd need to be some sort of insane genius.
19:03Hello.
19:04I'm the Doctor.
19:05Starting you up, pal.
19:06We should be ready to brawl.
19:08Cora St. Baviei.
19:10She her.
19:13Best voice, best act.
19:17Best song.
19:19My dearly departed Cora St. Baviei is going to blow their minds.
19:29Mordred.
19:30You're going to blow their minds.
19:34It's going to blow their minds.
19:43If I can tap into the helium core, then maybe I can... No.
19:47No, that may not work.
19:48Uh, oh.
19:49New software.
19:52It says it's Hellions script. Who are the Hellions?
19:54From the planet Hellion.
19:55My mum and dad used to vacation there.
19:57All those fields of Hell poppied as far as the eye could see.
19:59Said it was stunning.
20:00Yeah, it's all ruined now. Totally destroyed.
20:02They say the Hellions did it to themselves.
20:05I wonder what they're up to.
20:32No!
21:03Oh!
21:05You okay?
21:06Yeah. Alive.
21:07You?
21:08Yeah, just about.
21:11I love you.
21:12I love you.
21:13Whoa! Time and a place, boys!
21:14That was a primitive delta wave aimed at the temporal lobe of the brain.
21:18How many people are watching the song contest?
21:21Three trillion.
21:22If they route that signal through the station and transmit,
21:24it will kill every single person watching.
21:30They're going to kill them all.
21:33Whoa!
21:38I've got it.
21:39It's the Hellions.
21:40They did this.
21:41What are Hellions?
21:42Weird lot.
21:43They say they practice cannibalism and witchcraft.
21:46They've got these horns.
21:48People say they give them psychic powers.
21:50Yeah, people say that a lot.
21:53About species they don't understand.
21:59If I am going to fight that signal,
22:01I'm going to need a caustic hyperlink.
22:03I've got it.
22:04There's a tech desk over here.
22:05I can access it.
22:15Hyperlinks, dazzle filters, retroscope, beeline blockers.
22:18You know your stuff.
22:20That's my boy.
22:22What is this place? A museum?
22:24The history of the entire contest,
22:27or as I like to call it, paradise.
22:30That's how I got the posh seats.
22:32I worked on the song contest tech design.
22:34I was in charge of the hologram archive.
22:36Did you see?
22:38Welcome, visitors.
22:39Hello.
22:40Wishing I hadn't sold my likeness in perpetuity,
22:42but here we are.
22:44No way!
22:46I met him at Brighton Pride.
22:48What a weekend.
22:49I'm Graham Norton, long since dead.
22:52Sad face.
22:54But from humble beginnings on planet Earth,
22:56the Interstellar Song Contest now spans the entire universe.
23:05Are you okay?
23:08Belinda would have loved this.
23:12Is that your friend?
23:13I'm her protector.
23:17I swore that I'd get over him.
23:21I keep thinking.
23:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:31Stop.
23:32Good.
23:33Good.
23:35Good! Good! Good! Good!
23:36Have you found that hyperlink?
23:38Oh, uh...
23:40Okay.
23:42This vision is hand.
23:47What's going on?
23:50Someone's interfering with my systems.
23:56I recommend you stop that right now, sweetheart.
24:00Who are you?
24:02Tell me exactly who you are.
24:04Is that the Doctor?
24:05It's the Doctor!
24:06Can we see him?
24:07Tonight, Rylan, I'll be representing Revenge against the Corporation.
24:11My name is Hugh.
24:12He's alive!
24:14He's alive!
24:15Who do you represent?
24:17The Doctor.
24:19The last of the Time Lords.
24:22Good name for a band.
24:27You did all of this.
24:30And now you're threatening three trillion people.
24:34Except I am here, telling you no.
24:38If you come anywhere near the gallery, I'll purge the airlocks and clear the whole station.
24:43And you know what I'll do?
24:46I will survive, and I will find you.
24:49And you can run and hide and whimper all you like, but I will find you.
24:54Because you have put ice in my heart, darling.
24:57You put it there.
24:59So I will cast your body out into the void.
25:03And I will stand and watch you freeze to death.
25:10That's... not him.
25:13The delta wave is at 95%. You need to encode the final calibration.
25:16No.
25:17I will.
25:23Thank you for your empty threats.
25:26This conversation is over.
25:30Drone guards?
25:32He's in the museum.
25:34Find and execute.
25:36Immediately.
25:40Korra?
25:42Do you know them?
25:44He was called Wim.
25:47He was called Kid.
25:49As in... baby goat.
25:53As in his mother was shot...
25:56before anyone asked her his name.
25:58How do you know so much about aliens, Korra?
26:06Because...
26:09I'm one of them.
26:13No.
26:32I couldn't tell you.
26:34We're not allowed to sing.
26:37We're treated like a scum right across the galaxy.
26:41So...
26:43what happened?
26:45How did you...
26:49I'm sorry, I don't know how to ask.
26:52Did you cut your horns off yourself?
26:57Was it by choice?
27:00By force.
27:03For Leo, it was the most harmless world in the sky.
27:07And the corporation bought the entire planet.
27:09Including its population, for one reason only.
27:13To harvest the help of it.
27:16Is that like... drugs?
27:19No.
27:21It's for that.
27:27Opie, honey.
27:30I'm sorry.
27:32Your planet was invaded.
27:34For honey.
27:36No.
27:38My planet was invaded for honey flavoring.
27:42They took the seeds and burnt the fields so we could never grow back.
27:47So Kidd blames the corporation and the corporation sponsors the contest.
27:52He's out to get revenge.
27:54And that includes every single viewer.
27:58You know him.
28:01Do you think you could stop him?
28:05They might listen to me.
28:07Len, you understand the DoT systems.
28:10I'm not helping you.
28:12Then help everyone else.
28:14Len, that gallery is seven floors above us.
28:17If you can get the elevators working, then maybe I could talk to them.
28:21I want to get there too.
28:23Because that's where the Doctor will be heading.
28:26I've never seen him like this before, and trust me.
28:29If he's angry, this whole world is going to shake.
28:33What I need to do is trip that switch, fold it over, and kink that together until it becomes a single conduit.
28:40Doctor.
28:41Once I've done that, if I flip the whole system back...
28:43Doctor.
28:44Once it is folded back, I can employ a micro-stitch.
28:47Doctor!
28:53Then I can make this rod into a fully energized hyperlink.
28:56Now, if only I had an expert in triangulation.
28:59If only I had an expert in triangulation.
29:04That's me.
29:05Sir, I invented the triangulation system.
29:08Gary!
29:09Yes?
29:12I like it.
29:14Thank God.
29:16And now, from the planet Trion, it's Cora St. Bavier!
29:20I'm counting down.
29:22Zone 40.
29:24Get ready to transmit a delta wave.
29:30All those years working on that song, and you lied to me, Cora.
29:34I'm telling you, when I get this done, you're on your own.
29:43When the device hits 100, the corporation will be remembered for a massacre.
29:51The disorder is off the scale.
29:54The disorder is off the scale.
29:57Please, think of them, all those people at home.
30:00Did they ever think about us?
30:03No, they did not!
30:05Delta wave, 99%.
30:07When I tell you to stop...
30:13You really should stop.
30:15Please.
30:17Or what?
30:18Or you'll regret it.
30:19Or what?
30:20Or you'll regret it.
30:22Because I have made so many versions of you, kid.
30:25And revenge is just an excuse.
30:29Because your cold, filthy heart just likes to kill.
30:36Well, Doctor.
30:39If you insist.
30:44What?
30:46Lost him.
30:48I know, it's a fake.
30:50Hiya.
30:53Don't move!
30:54And what, because I do this?
31:00Big mistake.
31:04See, the thing about holograms is, they're kind of soft.
31:08And they fizz.
31:10And they crackle.
31:11And they're kind of no use, unless you're me.
31:13And you convert them into hard light.
31:16In which case...
31:18A hologram can hurt.
31:20What?
31:42How many people did you want to kill?
31:44Three trillion?
31:45How about we try this three trillion times?
31:51Please.
31:55Go!
32:06Mother...
32:18No!
32:20No!
32:51Drone guard override.
32:52Default astigmatics.
32:53It's okay.
32:54Drone guard revert.
32:55On those two.
32:58After all these years.
32:59I want to apologize.
33:01This cannot be.
33:03The gentle kinsister I loved so much.
33:05You abandoned me.
33:07You left me there to rot.
33:10So we had to do it.
33:12We had to tell the galaxy about the corporation.
33:16What have you ever done?
33:19What have you ever done, Korra?
33:22Except hide.
33:28Get them out of here.
33:29Shuttle them to the Justice Monolith.
33:34See you again, Doctor.
33:36I'll be ready, kid.
33:43Believe me, the ice that you put in my heart...
33:46I think it's still there.
33:49I think it'll be there forever now.
33:53So you take care.
34:11But what do we do?
34:12It still isn't over.
34:13There's still a hundred thousand people out there.
34:15Trapped in that Mavity thing.
34:18There's nothing we can do.
34:20They're all going to die.
34:21We're all going to die.
34:24There's got to be something.
34:31Ryan?
34:33Do you see?
34:35All those people were frozen in the Mavity shell.
34:38Perfectly suspended in space.
34:41But, but...
34:43If only I had a hologram expert...
34:47who could fashion hard light into a tractor beam.
34:51Can you do that, Gary?
34:53I'd do anything for you.
34:55Gary?
34:58Anything?
35:10Got him.
35:13Oh!
35:14Oh, if only, if only...
35:16I had medical staff...
35:18that could turn Ryan's cryogenic chamber into a revival booth.
35:21What do you say, Mike?
35:22I'll do anything for you.
35:24Back in the cube.
35:25Hurry up, Matt!
35:28Blood pressure balanced.
35:29Phonics is level minus one.
35:31And zero.
35:43Oh, my God!
35:44I'm so pleased to meet you.
35:45It's Ryan!
35:48I'm sorry.
35:49Mr. Clark, my name is Belinda.
35:51I'm a nurse.
35:52Don't worry, you're fine.
35:53We're just going to go check you out, okay?
35:54Okay, yeah.
35:55Okay?
35:56Wait, what happened?
35:57Oh, you came back from the dead.
35:59Thumbs up my career.
36:02Amazing.
36:04Amazing, amazing.
36:06Now, can you do that 100,000 times?
36:10Yeah.
36:12Okay.
36:33If only I had someone very clever
36:35to turn this VIP pod into a revival booth.
36:42And try to look as if you don't care
36:45But if you want to see some more
36:48Then the rules of the game
36:50Will let you find the one you're looking for
36:53And then you can show that you're digging up
36:56Or making your mind up
36:59Or making your mind up
37:02Or making your mind up
37:03Ladies, gentlemen, others, betters, whatevers, we are back!
37:07Oh, my God!
37:13Oh, my God!
37:16Oh, and that is the spirit of the song contest.
37:20It's not about the winning.
37:21No.
37:22But it is the joy of each other.
37:25Oh, come on, Rylan, do your stuff.
37:27Now, the actual contest is a little bit null and void.
37:30What with us nearly dying and everything.
37:32She looks well.
37:33But there is one song.
37:36One song we want you all to hear
37:38right across the galaxy.
37:40With all three trillion of you watching
37:43I give to you
37:44Cora Zimbabwe.
38:00This is a song
38:03The corporation tried to hide.
38:06The song of my home planet.
38:08Helia.
38:14To remind us of the world that we lost.
38:18To remember a civilization
38:20that the corporation destroyed.
38:23Its beauty.
38:27Its history.
38:32Its soul.
38:39I tore my world with tongue and slow.
38:48Yet water, stars, and sun, moon, glow.
38:55Yet sun, moon, double.
38:59Triangles, purple,
39:03Lonesome light.
39:09I tore my world with tongue and slow.
39:16Yet water, stars, and sun, moon, glow.
39:22Yet sun, moon, double.
39:26Triangles, purple,
39:29Lonesome light.
39:32I tore my world with tongue and slow.
39:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:29I tore my world with tongue and slow.
40:55Good girl.
40:59Good girl.
41:24There you go.
41:26They found it on the asteroid's foot.
41:27It's a tough old thing.
41:32I better get back.
41:33There's a lot of accident forms to fill in.
41:36Take care now.
41:38Merci.
41:45And the results from Belinda say...
41:49Douze points, Doctor.
41:51I thought it was my water lead.
41:53Turns out it was my rise like a phoenix.
42:00I don't think I've ever told you.
42:03You're wonderful.
42:12Still.
42:16I never really know what you're thinking.
42:20You scared me, Doctor.
42:23I scared myself.
42:26The death of three trillion people triggered me.
42:29It made me think of my whole planet.
42:33Because they all died.
42:35In a single second.
42:37Every last time, Lord.
42:42I got this image.
42:43Grandfather?
42:52It can't be.
42:56I need to get you home.
43:01If I disappear for much longer,
43:03they're gonna make a podcast about me.
43:06And besides,
43:07there is a very tasty chef on Hinge
43:10who's gonna think I ghosted him.
43:12So fire up that vindicator and get me back to planet Earth.
43:15Planet Earth.
43:16Age-old home of the human race.
43:18Also dogs, cats, parrots, polar bears and measles.
43:21Oh my God, it's Graham Norton.
43:23Poor old Earth died many years ago.
43:27Hologram explain?
43:29The history books say the planet ended
43:31on the old Earth date May the 24th, 2025.
43:35What?
43:36Ended?
43:37Ended how?
43:39It is said the planet disintegrated
43:41into rock and dust and ashes.
43:43All the memories here
43:45were sieved from the rubble of a civilization
43:47that died in a single second.
43:50Cause?
43:51Cause?
43:52Unknown.
44:04That was the day that I left.
44:06How can the whole world be dead?
44:07I don't know, but we are gonna find out.
44:10As we finally have enough readings on the vindicator,
44:13this thing is working.
44:14Belle, I am not just gonna take you home.
44:17I am gonna save your home.
44:20Here we go.
44:31What?
44:32What's happening?
44:40What is that noise?
44:43What?
44:47That is the sound of May the 24th.
45:02Here we go.
45:03This is the last one.
45:09Quite a few of some side effects.
45:11I can get you to a sick bay.
45:12Has he gone?
45:13My name is Mike and I am a nurse.
45:14I said, has he gone?
45:15Who?
45:16The doctor.
45:18Do you know the doctor?
45:19Yeah, he's gone.
45:20We looked for him, but he's just disappeared.
45:23Then it's safe.
45:26I'm afraid my double brain stem froze.
45:30Lethal for a time, lady.
45:32But I've got my own knack for survival.
45:36I suppose I should think of some famous last words.
45:40How about...
45:44Let battle begin.
45:50Oh, must we?
45:51How inelegant.
45:52Oh, I'm ever so sorry, ma'am.
45:58They never taught me that in nursing school.
46:01Oh, shit.
46:06We've bi-generated, evidently.
46:09But how did you...
46:11Are you both the same person?
46:12Unfortunately, yes.
46:15Our name is Virani.
46:17Although she's become a Rani,
46:20while I'm the Rani.
46:25The definite article, so to speak.
46:27Now, have you got the vindicator readings?
46:30Yeah, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am.
46:34Then come with me, Mrs. Flood.
46:36Out of the way, boys.
46:37Because I have a date to arrange.
46:39As for the doctor,
46:41I will bring him absolute terror.
46:44That's what I said.
46:45Shut up.
46:46Yes, ma'am.
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