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00:00Not another word. I'm firing him tomorrow.
00:06Daniel, I'll sign the contract, Ben.
00:11On one condition.
00:19Yeah, buddy. I'll be in five minutes.
00:22Sure.
00:24Okay.
00:26Yeah, nice.
00:28Pete.
00:30Wow.
00:38$300 for a night.
00:40You're so generous.
00:42Babe.
00:44What's the sarcasm?
00:46I didn't mean to offend you.
00:47I offended you.
00:49You left a note, too. Thank you.
00:52What a gentleman you are.
00:55No, you're a real knight.
00:56Listen, I'm a businessman, and I realize that everyone's time is worth something.
01:05So now we have enough money to buy a new dress, everyone wins, and just don't need to make a big deal over this, okay?
01:15All right. Bye-bye.
01:21Oh, and then call me.
01:22Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers. A pack of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
01:36Where have you been, Peter Piper?
01:39I asked you to come earlier.
01:40Oh, easy. Easy, Mr. Steinbeck.
01:43It's gonna be fine.
01:44This contract is already in her bag.
01:47All right, boy.
01:49Let's do this.
01:50Come on.
01:52Yeah.
01:52And here is our client, Ms. Papelbaum. I'd like you to meet our best specialist, Pete Lent.
02:09Take your seat. Yep. Welcome.
02:15Um, nice to meet you, Mr. Lent.
02:19Yeah. My pleasure to meet you, Fappen.
02:25No.
02:27Yeah. It's hot here, isn't it?
02:30Maybe we should turn on the AC.
02:35It's already on, Pete.
02:39Yeah.
02:41Nice. Great.
02:44Come on.
02:45I just want to make our client feel comfortable, you know.
02:48Like me.
02:50Because I'm now, I'm great.
02:53Because I'm now, I feel totally fine.
03:02So, shall we start, Pete?
03:07Just one more sip and I'll start.
03:21So, this is our concert.
03:25I mean, concert, I'm sorry.
03:30Could you all give Ms. Papelbaum and I a moment, please?
03:39I'm sorry, sir.
03:40I must have eaten something.
03:42I've really bad age before.
03:43That's terrible.
03:46Well, we can go home now.
03:48What are you talking about?
03:55Am I fired?
03:59Oh, no.
04:00Not yet.
04:03She's giving you another chance.
04:06Here's them.
04:07Others and the time.
04:08I can't.
04:18If you can't, then find a new job, Pete.
04:27I can't.
04:28And you are a businessman.
04:31If she signs a contract, I promise you a costume party.
04:35A bed that motivates you.
04:36I have to tell you something.
04:55I was one.
04:57Oh.
04:58What are you talking about?
05:02I did a bad thing.
05:05The other day.
05:07When?
05:10When you...
05:12When we...
05:14When you left money on the pillow after you...
05:15Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
05:17Just...
05:31But I'm not wearing that junk.
05:33Oh, you're right, actually.
05:35There are a lot of weight consistent in your market.
05:37Do you need a hand?
05:56No, I'm fine.
05:58It's easy, you know?
05:59Mm-hmm.
05:59Just left.
06:01Right.
06:03Left.
06:03Right.
06:04Woo!
06:04I'm right in.
06:09Give me your hand, Mr. Easy.
06:11Don't you think it's funny?
06:15Yeah, I do.
06:16Oh, really?
06:18Okay.
06:19Then, watch this.
06:21Don't you.
06:22Oh.
06:24Oh.
06:31Wow.
06:33So now, catch me.
06:35Okay, now I'm going to do this.
06:42Just hold me down.
06:48Yeah, I'm all right.
06:50That's so fast.
06:55What?
06:56Nice.
07:01Go forward.
07:13What did you learn to skate like that?
07:15I almost became a professional athlete.
07:18It was a very difficult choice, sport or business.
07:22So you're one of the kind.
07:25I just know how to focus on one thing and work hard.
07:30Mm-hmm.
07:32You have a...
07:36What?
07:40An eyelash on your cheek.
07:44I know it sounds like I did it with permission.
07:46No, no, no.
07:47It doesn't sound like anything.
07:48Just redo it.
07:52Yeah, I'm just redo it, okay?
07:56I'm just getting rid of it.
08:01Yep.
08:06What's this?
08:08And now I need to go.
08:10I'm a businesswoman.
08:12And I realize that everyone's time is worth something.
08:16So, buy yourself a new shirt or tie, okay?
08:21Good luck.
08:23Eat.
08:24Jean, Jean, wait.
08:26Oh my God.
08:27Jean, wait.
08:29No.
08:30We need to dig in the section for this album.
08:32Said he will be сколько people.
08:35Eat.
08:36I love it.
08:37There you go.
08:38The Humph Davis store.
08:39Yes.
08:40Your back
08:55No, this guy is a real magician.
08:59He has an innate charisma, a gift.
09:02I want to raise this glass to Pete and a great new contract.
09:06Thank you, sir.
09:06I'm not finished.
09:07He somehow convinced the young lady money
09:10to sign a contract on even more favorable terms for us.
09:13Pete, you are the treasure.
09:17Now, to Pete.
09:25Pete, why aren't you happy?
09:36It's your party, isn't it?
09:39Yeah.
09:41But if I had my way, I changed this damn contract for one date.
09:48With whom?
09:52For the smartest and most beautiful woman in the universe.
10:00You know, I was an urgent fool who thought that Sandra was just for him.
10:07But she changed me.
10:09So, maybe you should tell her that?
10:12No, that's a bad end.
10:16What?
10:17Why?
10:18Why are you such a whiner?
10:22Jane?
10:23Of course it's Jane.
10:25Instead of calling me or asking me out, you're sitting here whining.
10:27Listen, I have to ask you, do you like ideas?
10:32Because if there is even the slightest chance that you do, I'm going to ask you out on a date.
10:39We'll do whatever you want, we'll do whatever you say, hey...
10:42She's not going to kiss me.
10:46Hey, get up the couch.
10:59I'm sorry.
11:00I'll go to the guest room.
11:02Mm-mm.
11:03Pack your stuff and leave.
11:04Let's go.
11:06Well?
11:07What are you standing there for?
11:12He said, get your stuff and go.
11:14Actually, he was speaking to you.
11:19There you go.
11:20Get lost.
11:21Back up.
11:22But I don't understand why.
11:23Why don't you stand?
11:24Well, Wendell and I...
11:25Kendall.
11:26Can I just call you Nancy?
11:27I mean, look at Nancy.
11:28She's gorgeous.
11:29She's a nine, and you?
11:30Like a seven max.
11:31But, Daddy, I love you.
11:32Don't get snotty.
11:33Who's there?
11:34What?
11:35Are you expecting somebody?
11:36I don't know.
11:37I don't know.
11:38I don't know.
11:39I don't know.
11:40I don't know.
11:41I don't know.
11:42But, Daddy, I love you.
11:43Don't get snotty.
11:45Who's there?
11:46What?
11:47Are you expecting somebody?
11:48Probably...
11:50Pizza.
11:51Pizza?
11:52What did I tell you about fast food?
11:56It's gonna get you nowhere.
11:58Now.
11:59Drop, drop.
12:00Get lost.
12:05Hey, how can you rate me out of ten?
12:08Zero.
12:12What?
12:13How can I rate you if I don't know you at all?
12:16Excuse me.
12:17Excuse me.
12:18I've got to worry.
12:19Well...
12:20What about my appearance?
12:21What do you think?
12:23I don't care about what's on the outside.
12:26It's the inside that matters.
12:31What are you staring at?
12:33Come on, let's go.
12:35At the time, I thought he was just a crazy poor man.
12:39And, my goodness, how wrong I was.
12:42My name is Kim.
12:44And this is my very non-standard love story.
12:49My life has been like, um, an Instagram feed.
12:52Good looks, luxury apartment, rich boyfriend.
12:56Insert the perfect relationship.
13:08Hey, babe.
13:09This is Wendell.
13:12Kendall.
13:13Yeah, whatever.
13:14Hi.
13:16Listen, we're gonna go into the bedroom, alright?
13:18Well, almost perfect relationship.
13:23Yes, daddy.
13:30Uh, you can join us if you want.
13:33Oh, no.
13:34I'm in the mood of Netflix and chill.
13:36Alright.
13:37Oh.
13:39You don't mind sleeping in the guest room, do you?
13:41Huh?
13:43Yeah.
13:44Alright.
13:45Hey.
13:47Bye.
13:49Wendy!
13:51Who cares where you sleep when there's a king-size bed in the guest room too, right?
13:56And yet, perfect relationship.
14:04At that time, my whole world collapsed.
14:07And there was no sign of a new one yet.
14:10But then, I saw him again.
14:15Oh.
14:16Langer.
14:19Have you decided to master all cheap jobs?
14:23Poor guy.
14:26Uh, but you're a pizza.
14:28It's just a slice of dough with the sauce.
14:34Keep it.
14:35I found myself alone in a huge setter.
14:43I had nowhere to go.
14:45And suddenly...
14:47Sorry.
14:48I didn't cut any work.
14:49So we have to pay for the pizza.
14:53He's already blocked it.
14:55What a freak.
14:56I'll give you your money.
14:58Wait.
14:59Hold another bucket.
15:02Even though I'm a poor guy, I have money for pizza.
15:09I'll pay for it.
15:10And I'll finally eat something.
15:12I'm super starving after two feet.
15:14Oh, man.
15:18Hawaiian, really?
15:19What do you have against Hawaiian, dude?
15:21Somebody's gonna have to eat all the pineapple.
15:32Will you keep me company?
15:34I don't seem to have a choice.
15:36I have a choice.
15:40So, what's the plan?
15:45Get my life together and find myself a new sugar daddy.
15:50Oh, and stop it in this.
15:52Because you can't find a new boyfriend with this.
15:55Well, if you eat pizza like you do,
15:58that is true that pizza is bad.
16:00But if you know how to appreciate the pizza,
16:04then everybody's a piece of art.
16:07Except of this.
16:12Hey.
16:14It's mine.
16:20You know that?
16:22The first pizza ever was made in Naples.
16:24It was 1738.
16:26A small pizzeria.
16:28And it was always a queue for a 24-7.
16:31And the people there were the happiest.
16:34And you call it a dough with a sauce.
16:35Wow.
16:36Which are you?
16:37This expert.
16:39I'm working on a job right now.
16:41And in the future, I'm gonna open my own pizzeria.
16:43Then the hotel we're going to.
16:46People will spend their evenings there.
16:49Some bread, their kids' birthdays.
16:52It's gonna be a really cool place.
16:53It's gonna be a really cool place.
17:00I've got some stop here.
17:06Okay, look.
17:07And what else is in your store for the future?
17:08Well, very large family.
17:09About four pizzas.
17:10Oh, yeah.
17:11And you'll call your daughter extra cheese.
17:12And...
17:13My beloved woman.
17:14What will she look like?
17:15Doesn't matter.
17:16What?
17:17Oh.
17:18My sugar daddy cared about it first.
17:19Which one?
17:20I'm sorry.
17:21I'm sorry.
17:22I'm sorry.
17:23I'm sorry.
17:24I'm sorry.
17:25I'm sorry.
17:26I'm sorry.
17:27I'm sorry.
17:28I'm sorry.
17:29I'm sorry.
17:30I'm sorry.
17:31I'm sorry.
17:32It's gonna be fun.
17:33But she's gonna close it.
17:34You're not hungry.
17:35And you'll call your daughter extra cheese.
17:36And...
17:37My beloved woman.
17:38What will she look like?
17:39Does it matter?
17:40What?
17:41Oh.
17:42My sugar daddy cared about it first.
17:44But for someone who really loves you, it doesn't matter what is on the outside.
17:50It's only the inside that matters.
17:55At that moment, something in me shifted.
17:57me shifted. It was like this guy's words hit me right in the heart. And I did it.
18:10Oh, sorry. Sorry. Thank you. Thank you for the pizza. And anyway, thank you. Sam.
18:27It's a pleasure, Kim. I'll see you again, Sam. Yeah. Someday, at Piano Piano, the place that won't have Hawaiian pizza.
18:44No, it wouldn't have worked out with Sam. Surprised? I told you it was a different kind of love story.
18:57You're my man. Which means you're gonna make it. Dough check, stuffing check, Luigi check.
19:22I love you.
19:32I love you.
19:34I love you too.
19:36Hey, how would you rave me out of town?
19:48Well, I got a girl.
19:50Yes.
19:51You?
19:52Well, um, it's seven. Oh, seven. And how about that?
20:03Oh, my God. Your mom is a hundred out of ten.
20:18Hi. I've seen you somewhere. Right? The plugger girl's cameraman. No, I work for Netflix now.
20:30But the most important thing is that I'm Herman.
20:35I'm very happy for you, Kim. Thank you. That day changed my life, really.
20:56I'll leave it to you.
21:05Sometimes it's not about meeting the love of your life.
21:09It's about meeting someone who teaches you how to love.
21:13So that you can be truly loved by someone, too.
21:18I'll leave it to you.
21:19Bye.
21:20Bye.