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00:00Are you sure?
00:06A 一般人の壁を越えろ、面白ドンキホーテの人選手権!
00:12Mega ドンキホーテ、なります!店全面協力のもと
00:16ドンキホーテに居そうな面白い人になりきってください
00:20それでは 間もなくドンペンくんとの写真撮影会を始めたいと思います
00:27Let's go next.
00:28One to one,
00:31We're going to go now on the pitch.
00:32Let's go of the pitch,
00:34We're going to get ready.
00:36Don't Boy!
00:41We're going now.
00:44Don't Boy!
00:46Don't Boy!
00:49Don't Boy!
00:53All right.
00:54It's alright.
00:56瞼
01:00uh
01:05behind the video
01:11um
01:17uh
01:18I'm going to go
01:20I'm going to go
01:22I'm going to go
01:24Hey everyone
01:26How are you?
01:28Today I'm going to be
01:30Let's go
01:32Let's go
01:34Let's go
01:36Let's go
01:38Let's go
01:40Let's go
01:42Let's go
01:44Let's go
01:46Let's go
01:48Life
01:50Let's go
01:52Yes
01:54Yes
01:56Yes
01:58Yes
02:00Let's go
02:02Yeah
02:04Yeah
02:06I'm here
02:08Oh, it's too late.
02:10Oh, it's too late.
02:12Oh, it's too late.
02:14I'm sorry.
02:16I'm sorry.
02:20Ah, this is what I need.
02:22Just...
02:24I'm sorry.
02:26I'm sorry.
02:28I'm sorry.
02:30Hey!
02:32Hey!
02:34Hey!
02:36文目 売り場 文目 ググ スタート3階
02:393階です!
02:41すいませーん
02:42あ、あの それ あの
02:43枕とか
02:44枕4階 見て!
02:45見たら 書いてるから あの
02:46私
02:47何でそんな 偉そうなんすか?
02:50いや 僕 今日 ワンオペなんすぐ
02:53メガドンって ワンオペ
02:54無理 無理
02:56しめど
02:57今から 棚おろし
02:59大変 なの? 一人だろ
03:03That's how big I came here in the kitchen
03:10Not really
03:10Oh
03:11I'm not
03:12Ah
03:12It's nice
03:13I'm fleeing
03:14The
03:23I'm
03:24I
03:25I'm
03:26Yeah
03:26I'm
03:27I'm
03:27I'm
03:27I'm
03:29I'm
03:29I'm
03:31I'm
03:31I'm
03:32I'm
03:33I need hope for a brand new
03:37I do not need to practice
03:42I want to try
03:43That's it
03:46Here's how it is
03:47I want to go
03:49I want to go
03:51Yes, I want to do it
03:54I want to go
03:57Now I want you
04:00How about you?
04:02What is it?
04:08How about you?
04:10I'm really excited
04:12I'm really excited
04:14I'm a lot of people
04:16I'm a little bit
04:18I'm a little bit
04:20I'm a little bit
04:22I'm a little bit
04:24I'm a little bit
04:26I'm a little bit
04:28No way
04:30that's it
04:32there
04:34the
04:36are
04:39hmm
04:45oh
04:49yeah
04:52yeah
04:55yeah
04:579してのコイツ
04:58A little bit after me.
05:01Why did you get it?
05:03I have a lot to wait for you.
05:06I don't know what I'm doing.
05:09I don't know what it is.
05:10I stopped cutting for 5 different ones.
05:13I stopped paying attention.
05:15How do you buy it?
05:17I'm done for now.
05:19I'm not going to talk about that.
05:21I'm not going to talk about that.
05:22I'll go ahead and take some account.
05:25I'm going to tuck it up.
05:26I'm going to double order.
05:28I'm sorry, but we'll come back to the next day.
05:34I'm sorry.
05:35OK, so...
05:36I'm sorry.
05:37I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
05:38Oh.
05:43Pizza looks delicious.
05:45I'm hungry.
05:45I'm hungry.
05:47What are you doing?
05:49What?
05:50It's a mess Mom!
05:51It's a mess within the room?
05:54How's it going?
05:55Exactly.
05:56膝のチーズ伸びすぎ
06:02お兄さんこのお医さん事件ですよ
06:07いや、うえー
06:09ああ
06:11事件
06:14まあ出産祝いですね
06:19いや、出産祝い
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29:36Yes, I'll go and find it.
29:39Please look at me.
29:42I'm sorry.
29:46It's not like the joke.
29:51It's not like the joke.
29:55It's really intense.
29:57It's like the donkey.
29:59The donkey is trending.
30:00Yeah, it's trending.
30:03It's really important.
30:05What's your name?
30:07Do you want to buy something?
30:09Don't you buy anything?
30:10No?
30:11Of course
30:12I'll put it on pink and on pink.
30:15That's what I'll do.
30:17Why?
30:18Just stop it.
30:19I'll put it on pink.
30:23I'll put it on a bit.
30:25I can't hold it on a bit.
30:26If I can hold it on a bit.
30:28Do you want it?
30:30Do you want it?
30:31Do you want it?
30:32《ようこそ》
30:34《まぎりオッケェ》
30:35《お客!》
30:38《お客!》
30:39《お客!》
30:40《お客!》
30:42《お客!》
30:48《きょうは豆腐を買おうかなぁ》
30:50フェクシ!
30:52あれ?
30:54なんじゃ?
30:55なんど?
30:55なんど?
30:56《お客!》
30:58いらっしゃいませ!
30:59alupe
31:29I don't know how to do this.
31:59Like he said, you were the Meteran.
32:02Excuse me.
32:04I'm astuke-ma-zuh.
32:06Oh, I'm so bad now.
32:08I'm so bad now.
32:12Excuse me.
32:20私が普段使ってるやつですと…
32:23普段からこれつけてるんですか?
32:27ヘアトリートメントみたいなやつも買ってきてくれって言われたんですけど
32:31担当が違うんだよね
32:33大人が違うんじゃないですか?
32:34担当の方…
32:36ヘアトリートメント担当なはずなんですけど
32:39本当ですか?
32:40僕が愛用してるヘアミルクなんか
32:42ヘアミルクいらないってことです
32:44さらりとまとまっていいですか?
32:45さらりとまとめたことないですよね?
32:47ありますよ
32:48お姉さんは何で担当なんですか?
32:49やっぱヒゲソリー…
32:50あっヒゲソリー?
32:51捅っちゃお!
32:52捅鶴君
32:53まとめだ方がいいかな
32:54担当ちゃんと見直しましょう
32:58なんだこれ何してるんだこいつら
33:03頼むし終わった?
33:05終わりました終わりました
33:06ちょっとさあの…
33:08京安の殿堂やんか
33:10京安に代わる何か考えてくれんかな
33:13京安に代わる…
33:14おおーなんか本社から言われててさ
33:16今日やすに代わるキャッチフレーズとは驚くやすいで今日やすじゃなくて今日やすい今日だけみたいなんだろお前今日だけみたいなんだろそれお前
33:45飯 nouveauxお前 nawet安い engineersはいはいはいはいはい円安円安円高だったらどうなっちゃう今だけどお前何ちゃとにやすとにかく明るい 보면とにかく明るい安ばるお店じゃないよズン安め ArcG主の安じゃないの良い水の安じゃないのお前ふざけんなお前は
34:14いいね。
34:16はいはいはいはい。
34:17仰天するほどの安さ、仰安。
34:20え、なんで出来た?
34:22仰天するほどの安さで、仰安。
34:27いいよな。
34:32盛り上げたかったんだな。
34:33もうちょいやれたけどな。
34:35もう一周くらい。
34:39答え出ちゃったみたいな。
34:41本社に言ってくるわ。
34:44お願いします。
34:46ようかく、せっかり出されちゃうとね。
34:50なあ、こんなに頼んでどうすんだよ。
34:54申し訳ございません。すいません。
34:56パンサー尾形のサンキューゲームこれ売れるわけないだろ。
34:59売れると思ったんですけど。
35:00なんでこんないっぱい頼んじゃったの、発注。
35:03あら、在庫が。 あと俺40ありますよ。
35:05そんなんの?
35:0720円に下げても売れないんだぞ、これ。
35:10変だよ、本当によ。
35:12どうすんの、これ、このスペース。
35:13あら。
35:14もったいない、本当に。
35:16ああ、すいません。
35:17たまにすぎない。
35:18これ、めっちゃ売れてるんですよ。
35:20さすがもう、小形さんだから。
35:21もうこれ、売り気も上々で。
35:23最高です。
35:25すいません、なんか俺、俺のせいでなんか、俺、駄目な芸人だから、本当に申し訳ないですよ。
35:35ああ、何だよ、お前。
35:37最高の芸人だろ。
35:39優しい。
35:40メンタル大事でしょ。
35:41メンタルってお前も言えよ。
35:43メンタル。
35:44メンタル。
35:45メンタル。
35:46メンタル。
35:47メンタル。
35:48メンタル。
35:49メンタル。
35:50素晴らしい。
35:51よし。
35:52メンタル。
35:53弾道したよ。
35:54俺たちで、これ全部売り切るぞ。
35:56ああ。
35:57ああ。
35:58スペース。
35:59残念。
36:00クリアならんね。
36:01スペース。
36:02最高だったよ。
36:03最高よ。
36:04本当にやっとになったわ。
36:05いや、最高よ。
36:06最高よ。
36:07最高よ。
36:08スペース。
36:11あれ。
36:12よろしくお願いします。
36:13スペース。
36:14スペース。
36:15どんなファッション。
36:16よろしくお願いします。
36:18SDGs。
36:20SDGs。
36:21スペース。
36:22バッション。
36:23どんしよう。
36:24入りきらないわ。
36:26ビニール袋がお使いになりますか?
36:28大丈夫です。
36:30今食べますから。
36:32いや、ここでですか。
36:33えっ。
36:34いや、ここで食べられるとちょっと困るんですけど。
36:36あの、他のお客様もいらっしゃいますので。
36:38こちらで食べるとちょっと困りますので。
36:40お客様、すー。
36:41はい。
36:42何だったよ。
36:43コテチグロガーリーしてるんですか?
36:45いや。
36:46入った。
36:47SDGs! SDGs!
36:49SDGs no化け物じゃねえか?
36:51見事壁クリアです
36:55いらっしゃいませ
36:57いらっしゃいませ
37:03いらっしゃいませ
37:05いらっしゃいませ
37:07なりません私の皆さん
37:09本日純烈さんに来ていただいております
37:12きょうやす
37:14きょうやす
37:16さんみゃく
37:18そびえたっています
37:22きょうやす
37:26さんみゃく
37:28そびえたっています
37:34ごめんねごめんね
37:36山脈を身長が超えてしまっているのよ
37:383脈管が全然、出ていないのね
37:40ごめんね
37:42なんとかしておいて
37:44しゃがんで歌って終わって
37:46わかりました
37:48ひょうやす
37:50きょうやす
37:52きょうやす
37:54きょうやす
37:56きょうよ
37:58えらいね何でもやって下さい
38:00彼を出して
38:02What's that?
38:04What's that?
38:06What's that?
38:08What's that?
38:10What's that?
38:12What's that?
38:14What's that?
38:16Sanchu
38:18Sanchu
38:20Sanchu
38:22Matching app
38:24Calvi-san to match
38:26Here we go
38:28That's the time
38:30LL
38:36Once the list
38:38Okay
38:40separate
38:42all
38:44Which
38:46I look
38:48Yes
38:50I
38:52It's
38:54a
38:56Oh oh!
38:57Everyone, I'll take a photo of our footage!
39:00Do you know what we are all about?
39:02Let's do it!
39:04We've got a job.
39:06We've got sex.
39:07I'm told we will have sex.
39:09You're not alone in the house today.
39:11We are so alone in the house today.
39:13You don't have to take a photo of our cut!
39:15It's on the front, I think you can hear it.
39:18I'll take my photo to meet her.
39:21I'll take her out.
39:22I'll take my photo.
39:23I'm going to start the interview with the Sakae.
39:25Sorry.
39:26Sakae.
39:28Sorry.
39:30I'm not allowed.
39:32I'm not allowed.
39:34I'm not allowed.
39:35No, I'm not allowed.
39:36No, I'm not allowed.
39:38No, but I'm not allowed.
39:40You just look at that.
39:42This is all of the products we love.
39:44I don't care.
39:46I don't care.
39:48I don't care.
39:50I'm not allowed.
39:52That's it?
39:54That's it?
39:55No, it's okay.
39:56So it's okay.
39:58I will come here to see.
40:00I will come home again.
40:02Now the rest is still alive.
40:04Although, that doesn't matter!
40:06I won't read this.
40:08So, it's okay.
40:10That's okay.
40:12Wow, you are good.
40:14I know exactly what people you want.
40:17You have seen this before.
40:19Damn it.
40:21Oh no...
40:24Jもう...
40:26Jもう...
40:28Jいや...
40:29Jいや...
40:30Jでも私よくこれ言うので
40:32首に縫ってて...
40:33Jもう、もう本当すいません
40:36Jいやー、大丈夫大丈夫
40:37アイダさん this is a manikin?
40:43Jいや、そうだよ
40:45They don't do any of you
40:47Jえ?
40:48Jそうだよ
40:50Oh yes, I'm sorry.
40:52.
40:55I'm not happy, I'm not happy.
41:00I'm not happy.
41:01My words are so you can't raise your hand.
41:04I'm sorry.
41:05I'm not happy for you.
41:09You can't?
41:11I'm not happy.
41:13.
41:15A-S?
41:17You're doing it!
41:18I'm not doing this!
41:20You're doing it, you're from the pissing and I ain't got me!
41:25You're doing it!
41:27You're doing it!
41:29You're doing it again!
41:31You're doing it so it's not, right?
41:35You keep it out?
41:36You're doing with fraises or without you!
41:39No, without you, without you, without you.
41:41See the whole thing about the
41:46So, who is it?
41:47I'm sorry, on the plane.
41:48I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
41:53I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
41:55Are you ready?
41:56I'm ready.
41:58I'm ready, so I'm ready.
42:01I'm ready to go.
42:03So, this is the first product.
42:06How about you?
42:09高速指磨き歯ブラシでございます
42:13右の指ですか?
42:15えっどういうこと?
42:17出てくるんだ
42:19やだ
42:21このように手で歯ブラシを持たなくても
42:25高速で指ですごい力で磨いてくれるんで
42:28この人がやるんすか?
42:30この人が磨き
42:32いかがですか?
42:34いかがですか?
42:36ありがとうございます
42:38気持ち悪いねこんにちは
42:44いらっしゃいませ
42:46すいません
42:48この香水ってありますか?
42:50こちらですね
42:52推しのアイドルの子がこれ使ってるって雑誌に書いてて
42:56どんな匂いだろう
42:58めちゃくちゃいい匂いだな
43:01ちょっと飲んでみようかな
43:03やめた方がいいじゃないですかね
43:05すいません
43:06純烈の酒井さんにキモいって思われたくないしな
43:08純烈のファンだったんですか?
43:10酒井さーん
43:11酒井さん
43:12あっ 酒井さんだ
43:14あっ
43:15プライベートは邪魔しないようにした
43:18めちゃくちゃいいファンだったな
43:20ありがとう壁クリアです
43:22そんなファンいねぇだよ
43:24えっ haha
43:25えっ
43:27最近よく出るね
43:29ジャンボーだ
43:30SOT
43:37What happened?
43:38SOT
43:40SOT
43:42What the song is between this song
43:45What the music is called
43:48SOT
43:52SOT
43:54What happened
43:56SOT
43:58SOT
43:59Oh she got a dog
44:00Oh, but I don't know
44:03I don't go
44:04A pretty
44:05What a guy
44:06Just
44:07I'm gonna go
44:08It's just
44:09It's the center of the studio
44:12Oh, is she
44:13I'm fit
44:14John John Donki
44:17You want
44:19It's the center of his life
44:21It's the center of him
44:23It's the center of his life
44:26It's the center of the studio
44:28Huluでは惜しくも編集の壁を越えられなかった未公開ネタを大放出
44:40さらに過去の放送回も独占発信中