How Not to Date Your Neighbor Full Movie
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00:00:08See? I told you I look better here, didn't I?
00:00:10Yeah, yeah, you're right.
00:00:12Of course I'm right.
00:00:14I know what's best for you, baby.
00:00:22Oh, that's work. Gotta go.
00:00:24Oh, okay.
00:00:26What?
00:00:28Oh, um, nothing. It's just
00:00:30I thought you said you took the day off so you could help me move in.
00:00:34Well, you know if I don't work, then I don't get paid.
00:00:36And if I don't get paid,
00:00:38how am I supposed to afford those fancy dinners I take you out on?
00:00:40Right.
00:00:42Speaking of,
00:00:44as of next week we'll have been dating
00:00:46a whole year.
00:00:48Maybe we could do something.
00:00:50Well, we've been going out on dates
00:00:52for about a year.
00:00:54That's what I said.
00:00:56Well, that's not exactly what you said.
00:00:58I mean, you're not looking for anything serious.
00:01:00Right?
00:01:02What?
00:01:04Well, I mean, I'm trying to start my business
00:01:06and you're waiting on a phone call from the library.
00:01:08I think that we're good as is.
00:01:12I mean, we don't have to put a label on anything.
00:01:14Right, babe?
00:01:16Yeah, right.
00:01:18Yeah.
00:01:20Okay, well, I gotta go,
00:01:22so I will see you later.
00:01:24Mm-hmm.
00:01:34Adam!
00:01:36Oh, shit.
00:01:46Perfect.
00:01:48Wonderful.
00:01:56Uh-huh.
00:01:58Okay.
00:02:00Ma'am, I need you to stop what you're doing
00:02:06and put your hands in the air.
00:02:08Hands above your head.
00:02:10What the hell?
00:02:11Ma'am, if you don't cooperate,
00:02:12I'm gonna be forced to grab you.
00:02:13No, no, no, wait, wait.
00:02:14I'm not breaking in.
00:02:15This is my apartment.
00:02:16I live here.
00:02:17It's like three.
00:02:18What are...
00:02:19What are you doing?
00:02:20Oh, my God!
00:02:21I'm arresting you for breaking an entry.
00:02:23Oh, my God!
00:02:24This is my apartment, you lunatic!
00:02:25I live here!
00:02:26I don't know.
00:02:27Do you have documentation to prove that?
00:02:28Dad, check my phone!
00:02:29The lease is in my email!
00:02:30All right.
00:02:31We'll see about that.
00:02:32Email, huh?
00:02:34Where do I look?
00:02:35What do you mean?
00:02:36It's right at the top!
00:02:37Huh.
00:02:38What'd you look like?
00:02:39Yeah!
00:02:40Okay, can you uncuff me now, please?
00:02:51For the record,
00:02:53credit card works better.
00:02:58Welcome home.
00:02:59Who are you?
00:03:00Jake.
00:03:01Apartment D.
00:03:02Nice to meet you, neighbor.
00:03:03And you are...
00:03:04Noelle!
00:03:05Pleasure.
00:03:06Noelle.
00:03:07Well, if you need a cup of sugar or a jail-free card, you know where to find me.
00:03:20How about an apology?
00:03:21For what?
00:03:22Protecting and serving?
00:03:23That's...
00:03:24Kinda my job.
00:03:25Oh!
00:03:26So your job is being an impulsive asshole who goes around cuffing innocent people?
00:03:29See you around, neighbor!
00:03:30You wish, asshole!
00:03:31Jerk.
00:03:32Who the hell does he think he is?
00:03:33You're under arrest.
00:03:34I live here.
00:03:35Hi, I'm Shelly.
00:03:36Hi, I'm Shelly.
00:03:37Tiki!
00:03:38Tiki!
00:03:39I'm so glad you answered!
00:03:40It's alright?
00:03:41You're out.
00:03:42And you're out.
00:03:43We're out.
00:03:44You're out.
00:03:46Yeah!
00:03:47And you're out!
00:03:48You didn't have to be a drug.
00:03:49Jerk. Who the hell does he think he is?
00:03:54You're under arrest.
00:03:56I live here.
00:04:03Hi, Aunt Shelley.
00:04:04Oh, Jakey! I'm so glad you answered.
00:04:07I just wanted to check in with you.
00:04:08I miss you. It's been so long.
00:04:11I miss you too, Aunt Shelley.
00:04:12Jake, I know these past few years have been hard for you,
00:04:15but your parents wouldn't want me to live this way.
00:04:17You're practically a recluse at this point.
00:04:20I'm fine, Aunt Shelley. Really.
00:04:22How about I come by?
00:04:23I can bring this lovely woman you need to meet.
00:04:25She's the daughter of my friend from Swim Aerobics.
00:04:28No, don't do that.
00:04:29I'm actually seeing someone.
00:04:32You are?
00:04:34Yeah, I didn't want to say anything.
00:04:36Didn't know if it was serious,
00:04:37but she just moved in,
00:04:40so no need to set me up.
00:04:42Well, I can't wait to meet her.
00:04:44I'll pop by sometime.
00:04:44No, don't do that. She's shy.
00:04:47Nonsense.
00:04:58Aunt Shelley, I have to go.
00:05:06What are you doing in here?
00:05:07I heard screaming.
00:05:08I thought you were in trouble.
00:05:09Oh, so it's okay for you to break in, but not me?
00:05:11Listen, I only came to help,
00:05:13but clearly you don't need me,
00:05:14so I'll just leave.
00:05:15Wait, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:05:18There's a spider.
00:05:25Uh, is that what all the festival's about?
00:05:29Yeah, I just can't.
00:05:31Here, I'll score tomorrow.
00:05:32The spider now lives
00:05:46in a tree outside your window.
00:05:49I thought you were gonna, um,
00:05:51thank you.
00:05:55Truce?
00:05:55Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
00:06:02Honestly,
00:06:03I thought you were trying to rob the place,
00:06:04and my training kicked in.
00:06:13Yeah, truce.
00:06:16You were right, though.
00:06:16I was being an asshole.
00:06:17Usually, when I'm cuffing the innocent,
00:06:21it's consensual.
00:06:28You're cute when you're flustered.
00:06:30I'm not, I'm not flustered.
00:06:34You're sure about that.
00:06:35Um, I'm seeing someone.
00:06:44Congratulations.
00:06:45Okay, yeah, so, stop flirting.
00:06:48Me?
00:06:48Flirting?
00:06:50I'm just being friendly.
00:06:52Oh, we're friends now.
00:06:53I would say so, yeah.
00:06:55I saved your ass twice
00:06:56in less than 24 hours.
00:06:57Oh, my God,
00:06:58however can I repay you?
00:06:59You want a loan?
00:07:00A kidney?
00:07:01Actually.
00:07:02Seriously?
00:07:03That was a joke.
00:07:04Would you pretend to be my girlfriend?
00:07:07What?
00:07:10Look, um,
00:07:12my aunt's coming to town,
00:07:13and I might have
00:07:14accidentally told her
00:07:15I'm seeing someone.
00:07:17So you lied?
00:07:18Potato, potato.
00:07:21So what do you say?
00:07:23I just told you I'm seeing someone,
00:07:24and you're a complete stranger.
00:07:25Why would I do this?
00:07:26But I'm not a stranger, though.
00:07:28I'm your neighbor.
00:07:29You're friendly.
00:07:31Handsome.
00:07:33Charming.
00:07:35Charitable.
00:07:35Lock-picking.
00:07:37Lock-picking, yeah.
00:07:41Look, you would really
00:07:42be doing me a solid.
00:07:44It's a long story about my aunt.
00:07:46She's really worried about me.
00:07:47She thinks I've given up
00:07:48on love or whatever.
00:07:50Have you?
00:07:52Well, that's not the point.
00:07:55Look, I just want to
00:07:56give her peace of mind.
00:07:57All you have to do
00:07:58is come over for one dinner,
00:07:59tell one little white lie,
00:08:02and that's it.
00:08:03You're not hurting anyone.
00:08:06Please.
00:08:07You'd be making
00:08:08a really wonderful woman
00:08:09very happy.
00:08:11She's like a second mother to me.
00:08:13I don't want to disappoint her.
00:08:15One dinner?
00:08:17One dinner.
00:08:22Fine.
00:08:22Great.
00:08:27Am I interrupting something?
00:08:30I don't know.
00:08:31Um, no, this is, um,
00:08:33this is my neighbor, Jake.
00:08:34Yeah, he was, um,
00:08:36helping me with a spider.
00:08:37Babe,
00:08:38I told you a million times,
00:08:40just kill it.
00:08:41I don't...
00:08:42If you need help,
00:08:43you can call me.
00:08:45Right.
00:08:45Well,
00:08:48I should probably go.
00:08:50That's a good idea, Jake.
00:08:57I'll see you later, Noah.
00:08:58Hey, Taylor.
00:09:21Reynolds?
00:09:24I'm Reynolds today.
00:09:25Why so formal?
00:09:26I reviewed your closing numbers
00:09:28and they're not where they should be.
00:09:29We need you getting through
00:09:30more cases per month.
00:09:31I'm working as fast as I can, boss.
00:09:34No.
00:09:35You're fixating all your time
00:09:37on this robbery case.
00:09:38And the chief told you
00:09:39to lay off it.
00:09:41It's not just one robbery case.
00:09:43There's a string of them
00:09:44and I'm sure they're all connected.
00:09:46And proving that
00:09:46would make you feel like
00:09:47the big hero.
00:09:49It's not about my damn ego, Taylor.
00:09:50It's about justice.
00:09:51Well, I can't run a department
00:09:52that doesn't meet quota.
00:09:56Are you sure you're not
00:09:58singling me out
00:09:59for any particular reason?
00:10:01Excuse me?
00:10:02Are you implying something,
00:10:04Officer Reynolds?
00:10:05I'm not implying anything at all.
00:10:09That's what I thought.
00:10:11Now get back to work.
00:10:12Oh my God, Jake.
00:10:30I am so sorry.
00:10:31You know, this building
00:10:32has gotten a lot more interesting
00:10:33since you moved in.
00:10:35Are you okay?
00:10:36I'm fine.
00:10:38Seriously, I'm fine.
00:10:38I'm fine.
00:10:42Um, I can get the coffee out.
00:10:44Don't worry about me.
00:10:45No, please, please.
00:10:46Let me help.
00:10:47I'm really sorry.
00:10:48Just, uh,
00:10:49yeah, come to my apartment.
00:10:50It'll just take a few minutes.
00:10:54Whatever you say.
00:10:55Okay.
00:11:03You know,
00:11:04I can just bring this over
00:11:05to you after
00:11:06if you want to, you know,
00:11:08get changed.
00:11:09I miss the magic you're working.
00:11:11I don't think so.
00:11:14It's just baking soda,
00:11:15white vinegar, and water.
00:11:17Works every time.
00:11:20You work at a dry cleaners or something?
00:11:23No.
00:11:25I work in a bookstore.
00:11:27You know,
00:11:27the one down on Main Street?
00:11:29How do you like it?
00:11:31Um,
00:11:31it's not exactly my dream,
00:11:33but, uh,
00:11:34it's close, I guess.
00:11:36What's the dream?
00:11:37I just got my MLIS degree
00:11:40to be a librarian.
00:11:42I want to be an archivist.
00:11:44Research how to print children's books
00:11:46at a university library.
00:11:49Specific.
00:11:52How do you get a job like that?
00:11:54Uh,
00:11:54turns out it's not easy.
00:11:57Hence the bookstore.
00:11:58You have a change of mind
00:12:06about careers.
00:12:07You have an excellent future
00:12:08and stay in removal.
00:12:11You're flirting again.
00:12:14Can a friend compliment
00:12:15another friend?
00:12:20I think that's your door.
00:12:21Jake?
00:12:23Jake?
00:12:24Are you home?
00:12:26I should go.
00:12:31Thanks again.
00:12:32Mm-hmm.
00:12:32Mm-hmm.
00:12:32What are you doing here?
00:12:53Where were you?
00:12:54Why are you shirtless?
00:12:55Don't worry about it.
00:12:56What are you doing here?
00:12:57I wanted to apologize for earlier.
00:12:59I know you had a rough day,
00:13:00and like I said,
00:13:02I can't keep you on that robbery case
00:13:03without the chief's permission,
00:13:05but maybe I can help
00:13:07take your mind off of it.
00:13:09You know?
00:13:09The way I used to.
00:13:13Taylor,
00:13:14we can't do this.
00:13:16Sure we can.
00:13:17We have.
00:13:19Many times.
00:13:20Yes.
00:13:30Nothing strange.
00:13:32We try.
00:13:35You're not right for each other.
00:13:37I can't give you what you want.
00:13:39You don't want me?
00:13:41I don't know what I want, Taylor.
00:13:46I never do.
00:13:49You're an asshole.
00:13:51I'm just being honest.
00:13:52Those are not mutually exclusive traits.
00:13:54You know,
00:13:55you can't close yourself off forever, Jake.
00:13:58One of these days,
00:13:59you're going to wake up
00:13:59and realize just how lonely you are.
00:14:02Look, Taylor,
00:14:03I'm sorry.
00:14:04I really am.
00:14:06I hope we can still be professional
00:14:08about all this.
00:14:09Look,
00:14:10I know you don't want a relationship,
00:14:12Jake Reynolds,
00:14:12but I will be the girl
00:14:14that changes your mind.
00:14:16Just you watch.
00:14:17Okay.
00:14:17Hello, Mr. Saunders.
00:14:36Noel,
00:14:36I need you to dust
00:14:37the top of the bookshelves today.
00:14:39Yes, sir.
00:14:43What an excellent use
00:14:44of my time and talent.
00:14:47Oh!
00:15:00Hi.
00:15:02Sorry.
00:15:03I just meant to take my
00:15:04over shirt off.
00:15:06Um,
00:15:07would you mind putting me
00:15:08in the direction of...
00:15:09Health and fitness?
00:15:11Back right.
00:15:13I was actually looking
00:15:15for Toni Morrison.
00:15:17but, uh,
00:15:19it's good to know.
00:15:20I come off
00:15:20as totally insufferable.
00:15:22Oh, my God.
00:15:23I am so sorry.
00:15:24I assumed.
00:15:26Has anyone ever told you
00:15:27not to judge a book
00:15:28by its cover?
00:15:31Uh,
00:15:33Toni Morrison is right there.
00:15:36I appreciate it.
00:15:38I'll go this way.
00:15:39Oh, sorry.
00:15:39Hey, what's up, man?
00:15:45I got the book
00:15:46that she wanted.
00:15:48All right.
00:15:48I got it.
00:15:58I got it.
00:15:59I got it.
00:15:59I got it.
00:16:03hello hey hey sorry i know you're at work but um i just heard from the university i'm sorry
00:16:23no i can't talk right now i'm busy right yeah um okay but maybe we could like get a drink after
00:16:29work or something i think it's gonna be a late night brain check oh my god i'm definitely getting a drink
00:16:40oh fuck
00:16:44what the hell
00:16:49oh fuck
00:16:56seriously
00:17:07oh come on
00:17:10uh-oh
00:17:11you know what
00:17:20why are you in my apartment i'm trying to break in again actually this is my apartment because
00:17:37i'm really tired i cannot entertain right now i know we're gonna get you home i am home
00:17:42not quite can i take it to your place
00:17:46you smell good thanks come on let's go
00:17:56oh my god you're really strong
00:18:02i try
00:18:03noelle this is my apartment
00:18:13you can stay here tonight though
00:18:17thank you my hero
00:18:20okay okay okay um none of that
00:18:27you don't want to kiss me you don't like me
00:18:30i do want to kiss you
00:18:35but not right now
00:18:38why not
00:18:40well because you're extremely drunk
00:18:43and also you have a boyfriend
00:18:45i don't have a boyfriend
00:18:48boys don't boyfriend me
00:18:52what about that guy i met
00:18:54goodnight hello
00:19:13we just fall into each other's arms
00:19:20we just
00:19:24we just
00:19:47Shh.
00:20:17You've been really doing some great work.
00:20:33You should be proud.
00:20:35Keep it up.
00:20:35Damn it.
00:20:38What's got you so worked up?
00:20:40Uh, nothing.
00:20:41It's nothing.
00:20:42Seriously, Jake, that case wasn't assigned to you.
00:20:45There was another robbery on Main Street.
00:20:47They've got to be connected, Taylor.
00:20:51Let me take a look.
00:20:58Did you check for prints on that banister?
00:21:00No, just the front door.
00:21:02I mean, they might match the ones from last week.
00:21:05Good catch, Taylor.
00:21:07I'll get someone around the prints.
00:21:10I'll do it.
00:21:12You get back to your caseload.
00:21:14Is this punishment for the other night?
00:21:17Punishment?
00:21:18We'll be reporting you to the chief.
00:21:20Now get back to work, Reynolds.
00:21:22You're assigned work.
00:21:24Who is it?
00:21:37It's me.
00:21:38Come on in.
00:21:40Um, hey.
00:21:43Hey.
00:21:44How you feeling?
00:21:44Uh, so I'm just coming by to say that, um, I'm sorry about last night.
00:21:52Don't worry about it.
00:21:54Um, yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I even got into your apartment, but, um, thank you for
00:21:59letting me sleep on your couch.
00:22:01Anytime.
00:22:02For the record, I did try to get you back to your own apartment.
00:22:06Oh, my God.
00:22:07That was a mess.
00:22:08You should have thrown me out.
00:22:10Actually, we're kind of cute.
00:22:16No.
00:22:17Oh, God.
00:22:18No way.
00:22:18No.
00:22:19So, you don't remember anything?
00:22:26No.
00:22:27No.
00:22:28God, isn't that embarrassing?
00:22:30Okay, so, um, I'm going to retreat to my apartment in shame now.
00:22:35Bye.
00:22:35Hey, I'm making burgers.
00:22:41Want one?
00:22:43Really?
00:22:45They're good hangover food.
00:22:51Mm.
00:22:53Yeah, that's amazing.
00:22:55It tastes just like the ones my mom used to make when I was a kid.
00:22:59Is she a good cook?
00:23:00Yeah, she was.
00:23:02I'm sorry.
00:23:04Oh, it's okay.
00:23:06I mean, she passed about ten years ago, but before she got sick, she loved cooking.
00:23:11Burgers, yes, but she also made this pound cake and put this amazing fruit compote on it.
00:23:16Nah.
00:23:18I'm sorry.
00:23:19I tend to ramble, as you've probably noticed.
00:23:23I'm just impressed you can talk about all this.
00:23:27It's a long time ago.
00:23:29Took a while, but, um, no, I like talking about her.
00:23:33It makes me feel like she's still here.
00:23:40I, um, lost both of my parents as well.
00:23:46Both of them?
00:23:46Yeah, I don't talk about it much.
00:23:52You can tell me.
00:23:54If you want.
00:23:58It's, uh, kind of a...
00:24:01heavy story.
00:24:02Hey, it's all right.
00:24:05Thanks for cooking.
00:24:23Thanks for cooking.
00:24:23In time.
00:24:27Um, would your, um, would your pretty friend be okay with us having dinner?
00:24:35I didn't realize you met Taylor.
00:24:36Yeah, I know.
00:24:39I saw her in the hallway the other day.
00:24:41Um, she's beautiful.
00:24:43Yeah.
00:24:44Uh, she's your, is she your girlfriend?
00:24:47No, she isn't my girlfriend.
00:24:48We just work together.
00:24:50Mm, okay.
00:24:53We were friends with benefits.
00:24:56But, that was a long time ago.
00:25:06What about your guy friend?
00:25:10Oh, Adam?
00:25:12I gotta say, I don't love the way he speaks to you.
00:25:15Is he always so...
00:25:17Protective?
00:25:18I was gonna say controlling.
00:25:21Especially for someone who isn't your boyfriend.
00:25:26Yeah.
00:25:28It's complicated.
00:25:34What was that?
00:25:41First pipe.
00:25:42Oh my god.
00:25:43Get some towels.
00:25:45Yeah, it was crazy.
00:25:47The super says there won't be water or power for, like, at least a week.
00:25:50Maybe two.
00:25:51Jeez, that sucks.
00:25:53Do you need a place to stay?
00:25:55Yeah, yeah.
00:25:56That would be great, Adam.
00:25:57A buddy of mine from work, he has a guest house.
00:25:59I'll give you his contact info.
00:26:02Right, right.
00:26:03Thanks.
00:26:04Of course, babe.
00:26:05I told you you could call me anytime you need help.
00:26:16I soaked up most of the water, but they're gonna need to completely rip out most of your plumbing.
00:26:21Can't get your break, huh?
00:26:24Do you have some place to go?
00:26:25Yeah, no, I'll figure it out.
00:26:28Um, don't, don't worry about me.
00:26:30I'm definitely gonna worry about you.
00:26:31You can't stay here.
00:26:32No, I'll be fine.
00:26:34Look, I don't want to be weird, but I have a second bedroom.
00:26:39Do you want to stay with me?
00:26:42Really?
00:26:42What are friends for?
00:26:50Here we are.
00:26:53I really hope I'm not imposing.
00:26:56Not at all.
00:26:57Seriously, make yourself a note.
00:26:58The place is all yours.
00:27:00Bathroom's right down the hall.
00:27:03Do you have everything you need?
00:27:04I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again.
00:27:14I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again.
00:27:14Can I go?
00:27:28Good night, Jake.
00:27:30Oh, sorry.
00:27:40I thought you were sleeping.
00:27:41All good.
00:27:42You need anything?
00:27:43Oh, yeah.
00:27:44I just wanted a glass of water.
00:27:47Want a beer, too?
00:27:48What are you reading?
00:28:06Case files.
00:28:07It's been a string of burglaries.
00:28:09Hopper House.
00:28:11That's what we call it when a burglary happens when the home or business is occupied.
00:28:15This one actually happened at a clothing store on Main Street.
00:28:19I'm not too far away from where you work.
00:28:20Oh, jeez.
00:28:22I really want to catch this guy before someone gets hurt.
00:28:26What are you going to do if you catch him?
00:28:29In the act, I mean.
00:28:31In the act?
00:28:32I don't know.
00:28:34Here, let me show you.
00:28:38Okay.
00:28:42If you're being attacked, the first thing you need to do is stay calm.
00:28:45Now, let's say your attacker has a gun.
00:28:52In that situation,
00:28:54you're going to want to do two things.
00:29:01First thing,
00:29:03just wait for an opening,
00:29:04and then get him off balance.
00:29:05Woo!
00:29:09Good.
00:29:10That was really good.
00:29:11Yeah?
00:29:12Yeah.
00:29:13You're a quick learner.
00:29:15Oh.
00:29:16You're a good teacher.
00:29:20Sorry, I'm probably, um, crushing you.
00:29:22I don't mind.
00:29:26Right.
00:29:27Right.
00:29:27Mr. Complicator.
00:29:35Yes.
00:29:36Thank you for the lesson.
00:29:37It's good.
00:29:38Okay, weirdo.
00:29:42You want another beer?
00:29:44Oh.
00:29:45No.
00:29:45I'm pretty tired.
00:29:47I'm going to go read a book in bed.
00:29:49Sure.
00:29:50Okay.
00:29:51Goodbye.
00:29:51Goodbye.
00:29:52Goodnight.
00:29:52Goodbye.
00:30:07Aunt Shelly,
00:30:08what are you doing here?
00:30:09I told you I'd pop by.
00:30:13You must be the girlfriend.
00:30:18That's me.
00:30:19Oh,
00:30:20I'm so happy to meet you.
00:30:21I thought my nephew was going to be alone forever.
00:30:25Alright, Aunt Shelly,
00:30:26let her breathe.
00:30:27Of course, of course.
00:30:28Silly me.
00:30:30Please, Aunt Shelly,
00:30:31take a seat.
00:30:32Can I get you a cup of coffee?
00:30:33Yes, please, dear.
00:30:35Okay.
00:30:36Hopefully your lovely girlfriend's manners
00:30:38will rub off on you, young man.
00:30:39Oh, believe me,
00:30:40I'm working on it.
00:30:41I like her already.
00:30:51So, Noelle,
00:30:52I want to know everything.
00:30:54What do you do, sweetie?
00:30:55Um, I work in a bookstore.
00:30:57Oh.
00:30:57Don't be modest, babe.
00:30:59She has her MLS degree.
00:31:01That's so impressive.
00:31:02I'm, uh,
00:31:02I'm looking for jobs
00:31:03at university libraries.
00:31:05I want to make a real contribution
00:31:06to my field.
00:31:08Ever since my favorite book
00:31:09went out of print
00:31:09when I was a kid,
00:31:10I've just been obsessed
00:31:11with researching
00:31:12and archiving.
00:31:13You don't have to explain it to me.
00:31:14Practically,
00:31:15the whole family's in academia.
00:31:17You should have seen
00:31:18Jake's parents' library.
00:31:20It was enormous.
00:31:21Oh,
00:31:22what was the book called?
00:31:23The Runaway Sardine.
00:31:24I've been looking for it
00:31:25for a long time,
00:31:26but it's impossible to find.
00:31:28Oh, I love that book.
00:31:29I used to read it
00:31:30to Liam Oliver
00:31:30all the time
00:31:31when he was growing up.
00:31:33Oh,
00:31:33that's Jake's cousin,
00:31:34my son.
00:31:35You'll meet him
00:31:36at the wedding.
00:31:37Hmm,
00:31:37wedding.
00:31:39Jake,
00:31:40you didn't tell her
00:31:41about the wedding?
00:31:42Okay,
00:31:42well,
00:31:42this has been
00:31:43a very nice visit,
00:31:45but we have to
00:31:46go to work,
00:31:47so...
00:31:47Of course.
00:31:48I'll see you after then.
00:31:49We can do dinner.
00:31:51What do you mean?
00:31:53Well,
00:31:53obviously I'm staying over.
00:31:55I came all this way.
00:31:57I'm going to stay
00:31:57a few nights
00:31:58with my nephew.
00:31:59Oh,
00:31:59don't worry.
00:32:00I won't crowd you
00:32:01lovebirds.
00:32:13This is fine,
00:32:14right?
00:32:16Yeah,
00:32:16uh,
00:32:17she needs
00:32:18the spare bedroom,
00:32:19so...
00:32:21We can make
00:32:24a beer here.
00:32:31Just sort of
00:32:31and...
00:32:33Great,
00:32:37yeah.
00:32:38So you think
00:32:54we convinced her?
00:32:55Yeah,
00:32:55definitely.
00:32:57Very lucky you.
00:32:58Didn't even have to
00:32:59kiss me.
00:33:00Wasn't so bad
00:33:01the last time.
00:33:02Last time?
00:33:06Uh,
00:33:07yeah,
00:33:07it's just,
00:33:08um,
00:33:09okay,
00:33:10I don't know
00:33:10how to tell you this.
00:33:11Um,
00:33:13that night
00:33:13you came over
00:33:14really drunk.
00:33:15You kind of
00:33:16grabbed my face
00:33:18and kissed me.
00:33:18Oh my god,
00:33:18oh my god.
00:33:19Only for a second,
00:33:20though,
00:33:20and then I pulled away.
00:33:21I didn't want to
00:33:22take advantage of you.
00:33:24Sounds like I took
00:33:24advantage of you.
00:33:25No,
00:33:26it's totally fine.
00:33:28I'm so embarrassed.
00:33:29Hey,
00:33:30don't be.
00:33:33I liked it.
00:33:36You did?
00:33:52Um,
00:33:53this is okay,
00:33:55right?
00:34:12No,
00:34:12no,
00:34:13um,
00:34:14no,
00:34:14it's not.
00:34:17Just,
00:34:18hold on,
00:34:18um,
00:34:21I really like you.
00:34:23It's,
00:34:24um,
00:34:25it's just that.
00:34:25No,
00:34:26I'm not rejecting you.
00:34:27I'm not.
00:34:29I like you a lot.
00:34:31You're smart,
00:34:31you're funny,
00:34:32and
00:34:33I'm really attracted to you.
00:34:35It's just.
00:34:37It's just that,
00:34:38uh,
00:34:38I got a lot of
00:34:40complicated going on
00:34:41right now,
00:34:42and
00:34:42I don't want to
00:34:43mislead you.
00:34:45So,
00:34:45I just want to be clear.
00:34:47If you're looking
00:34:48for something casual,
00:34:49I'm your guy,
00:34:50but
00:34:50I can't give you
00:34:53anything else.
00:34:59Fuck.
00:35:03Why does this
00:35:04always happen?
00:35:06What?
00:35:10Men like me enough
00:35:11to want to be with me,
00:35:12but never to commit to me.
00:35:13No,
00:35:13that's not it,
00:35:14I swear.
00:35:15Oh,
00:35:15let me guess.
00:35:16It's not you,
00:35:17it's me.
00:35:19Yeah,
00:35:20they always say that,
00:35:21too.
00:35:28Good night,
00:35:29Jake.
00:35:29Detective Reynolds.
00:35:43I hate to admit it,
00:35:44but you might be right.
00:35:46What happened?
00:35:47There was another...