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00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:30The Thunder Cops
00:31Barbariana
00:35Tricerica
00:38Dynamite
00:40The Hacker Man
00:42And Kung Fury
00:45What are you gonna do Kung Fury?
00:47My job
00:48Well shit, it's Kung Fury
00:50They're on a mission
00:52To clean up the streets
00:54But when the worst criminal
00:57Of all time
00:58Unleashes an army of darkness
01:01On Miami
01:01It's time for the Thunder Cops
01:04To take down the Kung Fury
01:07Fuck you
01:08And send Adolf Hitler
01:10To Adolf
01:12Hell Tlair
01:14Seek fail
01:15Strap in
01:17Gear up
01:19And hang on
01:21For the ultimate portion
01:23Epic Threat
01:24Right
01:25Come Fury
01:31I will be
01:32Well I've had it up to here
01:35With you damn Thunder Cops
01:37All these Nazi fighting
01:38Is a waste of my goddamn time
01:40Lucky for you
01:41The President of the United States
01:42He disagrees
01:43So
01:44It's given your task
01:45Was a new leader
01:46Michael Fassbender
01:54Is a cult magnum
01:55The best goddamn FBI agent
01:58In the world
01:59Fury
02:00Meet your new partner
02:02I hear you're the best
02:03Miami's got
02:04That means dick all to me
02:08You wanna catch Nazis
02:10Then you follow my code
02:11We follow the police manual
02:13I play by two rules
02:17Rule one
02:21In this fucked up zoo of life
02:24There are too many lions
02:27Trying to eat the innocent monkeys
02:29So when a lion gets loose
02:32I eat that goddamn lion
02:34I eat its ears, nose, testicles
02:38The whole kitten caboodle
02:40Then the other lions
02:42Realize that's pretty fucked up
02:43And they stay in their stupid cages
02:46I eat lions every goddamn day
02:52If you're not prepared
02:54To do the same
02:55Then you hang up that hat
02:57Walk out that door
02:59And you never come back
03:02Catch my drift, compadre
03:04I'm not your goddamn compadre
03:08Fuckstash
03:09I don't give a shit
03:13What you are
03:13You wanna make it justice, Omlet?
03:17Let's crack some prime eggs
03:19You never told us your second rule
03:22Rule two
03:26Rule two
03:27Stay out of my way
03:35One's a no bullshit renegade FBI agent
03:41The other is a no bullshit renegade cop
03:45They may not see eye to eye
03:49But when brush comes to shove
03:51They have each other's back
03:54I think it's time we stop using rule number two
04:09I don't want you to stay out of my way
04:12I want you to stay
04:15In my way
04:17You're like a goddamn brother to me, Fury
04:21You're the best damn cop I've ever seen
04:24Nothing will ever tear us apart
04:26But when a mysterious threat
04:33Cuts cult magnum out of the picture
04:36Taekwondo
04:37Kung Fury makes it his mission
04:40To find the killer
04:42And make them pay
04:45Kung Fury, the movie
04:49That was when Kung Fury
04:53Quit the Thunder Cops for good
04:55The Thunder Cops are stupid
04:57Teamwork is bullshit
04:59From now on
05:00I work alone
05:11Kung Fury, Ray Porter, CRJ5, Miami News
05:17Sorry babe
05:18I don't do autographs
05:20Tonight's top story
05:21Crime raids are going through the roof
05:22And Kung Fury is doing nothing to stop it
05:24How does it feel?
05:25I talked about my feelings once
05:27Got a damn good cop killed
05:29I found this at a crime scene today
05:32Son of a bitch
05:36But it turns out
05:39Adolf Hitler is still alive
05:43How the hell is he still alive?
05:44I threw that son of a bitch into a volcano
05:46We have a sample of the most deadly villains from across time to age with our attack
05:59Now, he's taking over America
06:03Arnold Schwarzenegger is the President of the United States
06:07Must be after our deadliest weapon
06:09Must be after our deadliest weapon
06:11The Patriot
06:16Time to take out the trash
06:18I know a shortcut
06:20Using my second grade's dimension
06:21The Internet
06:22I know a shortcut
06:23Using my second grade's dimension
06:25The Internet
06:26The Internet
06:27The Internet
06:32Not the Internet
06:33Not the Internet
06:34The Internet
06:35The Internet
06:36The Internet
06:37The Internet
06:38The Internet
06:39The Internet
06:40The Internet
06:41The Internet
06:42The Internet
06:43The Internet
06:44Come in
06:45Now
06:48Only Kung Fury
06:50And The Thunder Cops
06:51Can help the President stop Hitler
06:54¡Suscríbete al Hitler!
06:56Antes de que se despegue su arma más diabolical de ever.
07:02¡Holy shit!
07:03¡Gunshocks!
07:09¡You and me, Taekwondo!
07:11¡This ends now!
07:12¡There's just one thing he didn't count on!
07:20¡I thought you were dead!
07:22¡No!
07:25¡But I was your partner!
07:26¡It was all a cover!
07:28¡I joined the Nazis and became Taekwondo!
07:31¡But I was a bad guy the whole time!
07:33¡Good!
07:34¡Because I secretly wish you were a bad guy anyway!
07:36¡Because you're such a shitty partner and friend!
07:39¡Good!
07:40¡Because that really nice heartfelt card I got you for your birthday
07:43was actually for somebody else!
07:45¡I didn't even know it was your birthday!
07:47¡I don't even remember what birthday card you're talking about
07:50because I probably threw it away without looking at it
07:52because I don't care!
07:53¡It was on your desk for six months!
07:55¡Not that I noticed!
07:58¡That was another card!
07:59It happened to be the same card
08:01but from somebody else way cooler!
08:03Nobody cool ever gave you a card for anything
08:06because you're a piece of shit cop!
08:08Just fucking kill him, will you?
08:10We're all waiting!
08:12Now...
08:16Confuri is traveling across time...
08:22...and space...
08:25...to reunite the Thunder Cops.
08:27Call in the Thunder Cops.
08:29Right away, Confuri!
08:31...for their biggest mission yet.
08:33I'm here to kick some Nazi ass...
08:35...and smoke some cigars.
08:45Thunder Cops!
08:46Time to take down this asshole.
08:48From the creators of the smash hit...
08:50...Comb Fury...
08:52...comes the greatest movie...
08:54...of all time.
08:55No!
09:05The Nazis stole Thor's hammer.
09:07They destroyed my village.
09:10We can't let them get away with this.
09:26I'm here to go!
09:33...Starring...
09:34David Sandberg,
09:35Michael Fashbender,
09:36Arnold Schwarzenegger,
09:38Alexandra Schiff,
09:40Geонato Gormay,
09:42Ellie Young,
09:45Leopard-Nilson,
09:46Dynamite,
09:49Tri-Serica,
09:50Erika, en David Hasselhoff, as of 9000.
09:57We need to save those damn pups.
09:59I'm on it.
10:20Prepare for an all-out.
10:30Balls to the wall.
10:33Clusterfuck of intense action awesomeness.
10:36My God, is that cheap house?
10:45Come Fury, the movie.