‘Kung Fury 2’: Insane 10-Minute Sizzle Reel Leaked of Michael Fassbender, Arnold Schwarzenegger Action-Comedy Stuck in Legal Limbo Since 2020
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00:30The Thundercot
00:32Barbariana
00:36Tricerica
00:38Dynamite
00:40The Hacker Man
00:42And Kung Fury
00:44What are you gonna do, Kung Fury?
00:46My job
00:48Oh shit, it's Kung Fury!
00:50They're on another ship
00:52To clean up the streets
00:54But when the worst criminal of all time
00:58Unleashes an army of darkness on Miami
01:02It's time for the Thundercots
01:04To take down the Kung Fury
01:06Fuck you!
01:08And send Adolf Hitler
01:10To Adolf
01:12Helltler
01:14Seek fail
01:16Strap in
01:18Gear up
01:20And hang on
01:22For the ultimate potion
01:24Epic Threadwright
01:30Kung Fury
01:32Double B
01:34Well I've had it up to here
01:36With you damn Thundercots
01:38All these Nazi fighting is a waste of my goddamn time
01:40Lucky for you, the President of the United States
01:42He disagrees
01:44So, he's given your task force a new leader
01:54Michael Fassbender is a Colt Magnum
01:56The best goddamn FBI agent in the world
02:00Huey, meet your new partner
02:02I hear you're the best Miami's got
02:04That means dick all to me
02:08You wanna catch Nazis?
02:10Then you follow my code
02:12We follow the police manual
02:14I play by two rules
02:20Rule one
02:22In this fucked up zoo of life
02:24There are too many lions
02:26Trying to eat the innocent monkeys
02:28So when a lion gets loose
02:30I eat that goddamn lion
02:32I eat its ears, nose, testicles
02:34The whole kitten caboodle
02:36Then the other lions realize
02:38That's pretty fucked up
02:40And they stay in their stupid cages
02:44I eat lions every goddamn day
02:48If you're not a lion
02:50I eat lions every goddamn day
02:52If you're not prepared to do the same
02:54If you're not prepared to do the same
02:56Then you hang up that hat
02:58Walk out that door
03:00And you never come back
03:02Catch my drift, compadre
03:04I'm not your goddamn compadre, fuckstache
03:08I don't give a shit what you are
03:10I don't give a shit what you are
03:12I don't give a shit what you are
03:14You wanna make a justice omelette?
03:16Let's crack some crime eggs
03:18You never told us your second life
03:20You never told us your second rule
03:22You never told us your second rule
03:26Rule two
03:34Stay out of my way
03:36One's a no bullshit renegade FBI agent
03:42The other is a no bullshit renegade cop
03:46They may not see eye to eye
03:49But when Bush comes to shove
03:52They have each other's back
04:06I think it's time we stop using rule number two
04:08I don't want you to stay out of my way
04:12I want you to stay
04:16In my way
04:18You're like a goddamn brother to me, Fury
04:20You're the best damn cop I've ever seen
04:24Nothing will ever tear us apart
04:26But when a mysterious threat cuts cult magnum out of the picture
04:36Take what do?
04:38Kung Fury makes it his mission
04:40To find the killer
04:42And make them pay
04:44Kung Fury the movie
04:48That was when Kung Fury quit the Thunder Cops for good
04:56The Thunder Cops are stupid
04:58Teamwork is bullshit
05:00From now on, I work alone
05:02Kung Fury, Ray Porter, CRJ5, Miami News
05:18Sorry babe, I don't do autographs
05:20Tonight's top story
05:22Crime raids are going through the roof
05:23And Kung Fury is doing nothing to stop it
05:25How does it feel?
05:26I talked about my feelings once
05:28Got a damn good cop killed
05:30I found this at a crime scene today
05:36Son of a bitch
05:40But it turns out
05:42Adolf Hitler is still alive
05:44How the hell is he still alive?
05:46I threw that son of a bitch into a volcano
05:48We have assembled the most deadly villains from across time
05:52To aid with our attack
06:00Now, he's taking over America
06:04Arnold Schwarzenegger is the President of the United States
06:08Must be after our deadliest weapon
06:10The Patriot
06:12Time to take out the trash
06:18I know a shortcut
06:20Using my second greatest invention
06:22The Internet
06:24I know a shortcut
06:25Using my second greatest invention
06:26The Internet
06:27I know a shortcut
06:28The Internet
06:33Not only the Internet
06:35Come in
06:37Come in
06:38Come in
06:40Come in
06:41Come in
06:42Come in
06:43Come in
06:44Come in
06:45Come in
06:46Come in
06:47Maintenant, seulement Kung Fury et les Thunder Cops peuvent aider le Président à stopper Hitler
06:56avant qu'il s'enlèche sa main de l'épée de la plus démoniaque.
07:02Oh shit.
07:04Gunshocks.
07:10Vous et me, Taekwondoom, ça s'enlève maintenant.
07:13Il y a juste une chose qu'il n'a pas compté.
07:20Je pensais que tu étais mort.
07:23Non.
07:26Mais comment est-ce que tu es un partenaire ?
07:27C'était tout un cover.
07:29J'ai reçu des Nazis et j'ai été Taekwondoom.
07:32Mais j'ai été un homme mauvais tout le temps.
07:34Bien.
07:35Parce que je n'ai jamais vu que tu es un homme mauvais, parce que tu es un partenaire et ami.
07:39Bien.
07:40C'est bon.
07:41C'est un très bon carton que j'ai reçu pour ton anniversaire.
07:44En fait, c'est pour quelqu'un d'autre.
07:46Je ne savais pas que ton anniversaire.
07:48Je ne me souviens pas ce qu'un anniversaire.
07:49Je ne me souviens pas ce qu'un anniversaire.
07:51Parce que j'ai probablement mis en train de regarder ça.
07:53Parce que je ne me souviens pas.
07:54C'était sur ta desk pendant 6 mois.
07:57C'est pas que j'ai remarqué.
07:59C'est un autre carton.
08:01C'est la même carton, mais de quelqu'un d'autre.
08:04C'est un autre carton.
08:05C'est un autre carton.
08:06C'est un petit peu de merde.
08:07C'est un autre carton.
08:08C'est un peu trop de carton.
08:09Oh, tu vas à foutre.
08:10Tu vas à foutre.
08:11Tu vas à foutre.
08:12Maintenant.
08:17Conferi est en train de ummant en temps...
08:19... Er pile...
08:22... et��.
08:23...
08:28... et reuniser à l'Université !
08:29izier in l'Université !
08:30…
08:30...
08:31pour leur plus grand mission.
08:33Je suis là pour faire de l'un de la merde.
08:35Je vais faire de l'un de la merde.
08:45Son de cubs,
08:46c'est pour faire de l'un de la merde.
08:48De la création de la smash hit,
08:51Cold Fury,
08:53c'est le meilleur moment de tout le temps.
09:01C'est parti !
09:05The Nazis stole Thor's hammer.
09:07They destroyed my village.
09:09We can't let them get away with this.
09:31Starring David Sandberg,
09:35Michael Fashbender,
09:37Arnold Schwarzenegger,
09:39Alexandra Schiff,
09:41Jean Montagone,
09:43Elie Young,
09:45Leopard Nielsen,
09:47Dynamite,
09:49Tricerica,
09:51and David Hasselhoff
09:53as Op 9000.
09:57We need to save those damn pups.
09:59I'm on it.
10:26Prepare for an all out.
10:29Falls to the wall.
10:31Clusterfuck of intense action awesomeness.
10:35Oh my god, is that kick-off?
10:37Come Fury, the movie.
10:43Come Fury, the movie.
10:45Come Fury, the movie.
10:47Oh my god,
10:49the movie.
10:51Come Fury, the movie.
10:53The movie is set up for a movie.
10:55And now, we have to find out.
10:57Come Fury, the movie.
10:59Early in.