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00:00What what what what what what what what?
00:01I'm gonna go get some gas okay. I have gas.
00:03Okay yeah just uh you know uh.
00:06And what do you want us to do about that?
00:07Yeah.
00:08I meant-
00:09Ah!
00:09Heee!
00:10Nice!
00:10I'm gonna clean up for you too!
00:12When I said gas, I meant gasolina.
00:15Oh!
00:16Kim Kim Kim Kim!
00:17Don't use that as a baby, come on.
00:18I'm trying to find a golf club!
00:20Kim go near the dragon!
00:21Okay!
00:21Meet me near the dragon!
00:22Ah!
00:23Where's the, where is Kim?
00:24We gotta explode ready.
00:251, 2, 3!
00:26Ah!
00:27Whoa!
00:28Oh, sorry, we got to stop.
00:40They are sugar-spice and everything nice.
00:42We need to respect that.
00:43It's true.
00:44Yeah, we are good dads.
00:45We're in a golf club's at.
00:46Right, Kim, we're going to talk about golf, golf, golf.
00:50Boom.
00:52Okay, we really have to stop paying attention for a second here.
00:54We have to, yep, peeps.
00:55This is their time, they must respect you.
00:57Let's go.
00:58I don't know if that's a good fun thing.
00:59No, it's part of the code.
01:02Time to destroy ourselves.
01:04There's a golf club over here.
01:05Wait, that's not girl.
01:06Beware of the clown.
01:07Do not get a hole in one.
01:08Okay, hole in one.
01:09It's coffee time.
01:09Bam.
01:10I'm mad.
01:12Oh, no.
01:12Stop that.
01:13My dad is fast.
01:14You can't tell me what to do.
01:15Everybody knows that clowns are the most dangerous thing.
01:18Stay away from those.
01:19She picked me.
01:19Wait, she picked you as your dad?
01:20Kim, we'll start hitting each other.
01:21But I'm her dad.
01:22Hitting each other, hitting each other.
01:23We got to go.
01:23No, no, no, you don't.
01:24Go to the windmill.
01:25Go to the windmill and start hitting each other.
01:28Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:29Ah, what?
01:30Baby gate.
01:32I stopped you.
01:33You went around it.
01:33Why?
01:34You can just go around it.
01:35What's the point of baby gate if you go around it?
01:37Double baby gate.
01:37No.
01:38Bigger baby gate.
01:39Another baby gate.
01:40Keep hitting me.
01:41Hit me.
01:42Hit me.
01:42Hit me.
01:43Ow.
01:44Hold one.
01:46Keep hitting.
01:46Keep hitting.
01:47Come here, you.
01:48Yes.
01:49Kim, you got to do it.
01:49Stop playing with that windmill.
01:50Do it.
01:50Go, Kim.
01:51Kim, get in the windmill.
01:52We can't lose another child.
01:53Get in the windmill.
01:54That's why we have the backup.
01:55It's good.
01:55Get in the windmill, Kim.
01:57Kim, no.
01:57As long as we have a second one, we'll be okay.
01:59Where'd she go?
01:59Where'd she go?
02:00Where'd she go?
02:00She's right here.
02:01I got eyes on the target.
02:02Oh, I see her.
02:03I see her.
02:03She's right here.
02:03Other way around, Kim.
02:05She's right here.
02:05Keep going.
02:08Keep going.
02:08Keep going.
02:09Keep going.
02:09She can't keep getting away with this.
02:12All right.
02:12I want to go back to the dragon.
02:13All right.
02:13I'm going to put more baby gates.
02:15Hurry, get the dragon.
02:16Go, go, go.
02:16Run, run, run.
02:17I got coffee.
02:19Oh, we lost.
02:20Oh, man.
02:22Kim.
02:23I tried.
02:24No.
02:25Pierce, we're such good parents.
02:26We're like 50% good.
02:28Yeah.
02:28Kim, call the police.
02:29I can't go back.
02:31How do the parents bring the babies to work?
02:34We have to go to a meeting, okay?
02:35So you guys just wait here.
02:36Yeah, important numbers and stuff you want to understand
02:38because you're dumb babies.
02:39It's true.
02:40I am dumb.
02:41You locked the door, right?
02:42I had a baby.
02:42Yeah.
02:43But you're not that dumb.
02:44You're only somewhat dumb.
02:45And you know what's important?
02:47What?
02:47Is that we use that dumbness to get out of here and go die.
02:51Sounds good to me.
02:52All right, come on.
02:53Can't argue with that.
02:54This way.
02:54Let's go find something we could do.
02:55Right, right, right, right, right.
02:56What do I got?
02:57Games like a computer.
02:58This is not for babies.
02:59You know what that means?
02:59Oh, that means it's for babies, right?
03:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:02Get out.
03:02Go.
03:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:04All right, I'm on.
03:05Kim, I'm happy to go get some coffee.
03:06You want anything?
03:07Wait, what happened to the babies?
03:08I'm on, okay.
03:09What do I do?
03:09What do I do?
03:10Whoa.
03:11Oh.
03:15Spin me, spin me, spin me, spin me, spin me.
03:20Okay, okay, okay, hold on, hold on, I got it.
03:23Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
03:24Whoa.
03:26I said no.
03:27Stop it, right down.
03:28Oh, I'm on it now.
03:29Get over here.
03:30I can't throw up.
03:31Oh, hey, there's a paper.
03:33You can only be in the office if you've been put on your big girl's shoes, okay?
03:37Okay, I'll put on my big girl's shoes and I'm going to grow like a baby.
03:41Over here.
03:43I mean, I guess that's better.
03:44All right, well, she's in the bathroom, Kim, you go deal with her, I'm not going in there.
03:47All right.
03:48You all right?
03:49Need help going to the bathroom?
03:50Kim.
03:51Yes?
03:52Do you ever get tired of babies?
03:55Oh, like all the time.
03:56Oh my gosh, you know what you should do, Kim?
03:59What?
04:00You should give him a spree.
04:03That would be really funny.
04:05Yeah!
04:06Hey, Kim, how's it going in there?
04:09He's got a gun!
04:10He's got a gun!
04:11I don't got a gun!
04:12I got a stapler.
04:13Where did you get that?
04:14It's a glove!
04:14It's a glove!
04:14It's okay to look.
04:16Are we good?
04:17Here, try it out.
04:18Oh, it's a stapler!
04:19Yeah, stop that!
04:21Let's go, let's go, let's go!
04:23Woo!
04:25Ah, I got trapped in!
04:27Let's see, over here.
04:28Where's the button?
04:29Where's the button?
04:29The button's not working.
04:31Oh no, oh no!
04:32Wait, where's Aphmau?
04:33Where'd you go?
04:33There you are!
04:34I think I saw something.
04:35I got the high ground.
04:36Here, take a stapler for yourself, just in case.
04:38A stop alert?
04:39A stop alert, in case we need to stop with them.
04:42Ow!
04:44However you are!
04:45Okay, okay, okay, keep going, keep going, keep going, we almost got it.
04:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, we almost got it, we almost got it, we almost got it.
04:49No, no, no, stop!
04:50Oh, they stopped us!
04:52Aw, man, you said they never went!
04:53Yeah, no fighting!
04:54Hey!
04:55Yeah, we did it!
04:56We did it!
04:57No, no, no, no, we stuck it out of here!
05:00Baby five!
05:01We don't talk about baby club.
05:02Baby five!
05:03Never.
05:03Oh, wait, no, we're out of staples!
05:05Don't just watch them, grab them!
05:06No!
05:07We don't have any more staples anymore!
05:08Aw.
05:09Now, you stay, okay?
05:10Yeah, you stay there!
05:11Think about what you've done.
05:13I have important meetings and I don't have to do.
05:15I-
05:15Ah!
05:15Ah!
05:16Ah!
05:16All right, I'm not staying here, I'm a baby, I'm strong, all right.
05:19Hey!
05:20I thought I'd put more staplers.
05:21Oh, we're dead.
05:22Where are you?
05:22Come here, wait, oh, we can't go back there, it's gonna heal us.
05:25Right, yeah, that was bad, that's bad, we want to die.
05:26I'm still in the cage!
05:28Now you've found your life, I see you running away!
05:30I see you running away!
05:31Ooh!
05:33Oh, that looks dangerous!
05:34Ready?
05:35Do you have any paper, Pierce?
05:36Uh, no, but I can go find some, hold on.
05:38Uh, let's go find some paper, paper, paper, paper, paper, paper.
05:41Hey, uh, Kim?
05:42Dad Kim?
05:43Dad Kim?
05:44Can we have paper so we can draw stuff?
05:45Pierce, come to the kitchen!
05:46There's macaroni and cheese!
05:47You can draw stuff!
05:48Ah, I got stuck!
05:49I'm going, I'm going, I want to get some mac and cheese!
05:50Come to the kitchen!
05:51Where, where, where, where's the kitchen, where's the kitchen?
05:53I'm coming!
05:54Not much time yet!
05:55It can be!
05:56Oh, here I come!
05:58I'm so lost, I can't find the kitchen!
06:01Yay!
06:03Closer Pierce, close it!
06:04Closer Pierce, close it!
06:05Got it!
06:06Why are you letting them do this?
06:08Close it again.
06:09Ah!
06:10Ah!
06:11Ah!
06:12Ah!
06:13Ah!
06:14I got it!
06:15Yeah!
06:16I won by losing!
06:18Why do they have a giant microwave like that?
06:20I'm just saying.
06:23Just saying I can't we've got babies, and they're smelly
06:28Hi, we're the babies. Hey before you run. Come here. I want to talk to you really quick
06:33But I like running. Are you gonna help us? Help you what? Help you what?
06:38Be babies well. We're supposed to die. Oh, yeah
06:43Yeah, it's kind of our thing. What are you silly?
06:45We're gonna show you around this very dangerous construction site, so don't touch anything. Yes
06:49That's the best place for babies. All right all right. So here is a nice. What color is this?
06:57Hold on let me look real carefully
06:59Don't don't don't go in it
07:01You mean like this. I'm stuck in the gears. Don't go with that. Oh darn it. What are these things calling it?
07:07Contractions. I mean
07:09Contractions? Is that what this is called? How do you grab them?
07:12I think it's a tractor. I don't know.
07:14This is cold. All right, a child is on my head. All right
07:17All right
07:19Okay, Kim, I don't think you're very smart. Definitely, especially this one. Yeah, hi
07:25I don't think they can figure it out. All right. Well, we're babies. What can you expect?
07:30Over here. We have our office. Let's show them someplace safe. Oh, yeah, a much safer place in the office
07:35In the office we have
07:37What's that do? What do? It doesn't do anything. Well, it says do not pull so you shouldn't pull it. Don't. Donut pull! I love donuts!
07:42Yes, it's a child!
07:44Where's the donuts? Where's the donuts?
07:47Where does the baby want to read? Where's the donuts?
07:49Bad baby! How dead are you, child?
07:51It's coming back. It's coming back.
07:53It's coming back. No, no, no, no, no. This time will have the donuts. I get it.
07:56Get him! Kim, don't just stand there and destroy himself! Get over here, Piers! Come here!
08:00What?! He died! He died! Baby leash! He died! He died! Everybody knows!
08:03Yes, all right, let's go to him. I don't want the baby least you think my baby at least there's a baby
08:12Oh, there's a baby. Don't get that that's dangerous for you
08:23All right, all right. Oh, this is actually
08:27Baby yeah, honestly, I just keep up on the logs
08:30Oh
08:32Kim, okay, I just realized something these children these children are free not like free as in freedom
08:41Oh
08:43All right
08:45All right
08:55You guys
08:59All right, I got to keep them away from danger
09:01Here's where are you?
09:03Let's take them off this very different
09:05No!
09:06Gotcha!
09:07I ran out of Starbucks!
09:09Oh, no!
09:10What did he got?
09:11I found some keys!
09:12What do you got?
09:13Here!
09:14No!
09:15Oh, a toaster!
09:16Why is there a toaster here?
09:17It's broken! It's not a real toaster!
09:19Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat the toaster!
09:21No! He knows what to do!
09:23Get away from it!
09:25I'm punching him! I was supposed to punch him in my coffin
09:27Oh!
09:28Ew! Did you pee?
09:29What is this?
09:30No! That's not peas!
09:31Peep!
09:32Oh, okay!
09:33Peep! Peep! Peep!
09:34Oh!
09:35He's got peeps!
09:36Run!
09:37Don't touch me!
09:38I can't do it!
09:39Stop trying!
09:40He's not doing anything!
09:41I don't know...
09:42Oh, this must be the dumb one!
09:44I think he is!
09:45Yeah!
09:46I found the contractor keys!
09:47I'm gonna go try it!
09:48Don't you dare!
09:49Get back here!
09:50Just one save!
09:51He's not gonna do anything!
09:52Uh, are you?
09:53Don't you dare!
09:54Don't you dare!
09:55Pierce, don't start the contractor or whatever this is called!
09:57Stop the contractor!
09:58No!
09:59Yay!
10:00Peep!
10:01Thank you!
10:02Go get the contractor!
10:03Get the contractor!
10:04Yay!
10:05I got stuck!
10:06Hold on!
10:07I can go this way now!
10:08Ha ha ha ha ha!
10:09Stop it!
10:10Can't get your son on a leash!
10:12How dare you!
10:13Woo!
10:14Woo!