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00:00Hey!
00:00Guys!
00:01Kim!
00:01I think I teleported too far!
00:02I'm in the sky!
00:03She dead?
00:04Can I have her Bitcoin?
00:06Kim!
00:07You're safe!
00:08Your billionaire date was vaporized by greed!
00:10You now own 51% of his company.
00:12Wow!
00:13Oh, yes!
00:14I came!
00:14I kissed!
00:15I conquered!
00:16Rip to that man!
00:16I barely knew him!
00:17You dated a monster and a bear today!
00:20And I think the bear was, like, the better option, girl.
00:23Oh, yeah.
00:24I like the ski boots.
00:26I want to be rich and unstable like her!
00:29And I lost!
00:30I got a rose, baby!
00:31She got a rose!
00:32Whoa!
00:33That's it!
00:34I need a man!
00:35I want a rose!
00:36Whoa!
00:37Oh!
00:38Ooh!
00:39Wait, KC!
00:40KC, there's a boy!
00:41Oh my gosh!
00:42She's so cute!
00:44Oh!
00:45Dan, I'll read this.
00:46I'll read this.
00:47Yo, the name is Grind!
00:51Oh, you dope, mister!
00:53I only date people who can land three city spine splitter.
00:57No piosers.
00:58Uh, okay!
00:59I don't know about all that, but you are so cute!
01:03Ooh!
01:04He's a literal walking injury!
01:05Come on!
01:06Aw, jealous!
01:07Totally is!
01:08Nope!
01:09Just concerned because we have American health care!
01:11There, I said it!
01:12Okay, so k-
01:13Ooh, KC likes them concussed!
01:14Yeah, fair point.
01:15Okay.
01:16Girl, he's got that, um, danger romance vibe!
01:18I guess he does.
01:19Oh, anyway, I'll help you out.
01:21If you can drop in without crying, I would consider holding hands with gloves off!
01:25Okay?
01:26Oh, no, no, no, no!
01:28KC loves romance, but she's not dumb enough to let herself get hurt over it!
01:31Enough for some six-foot guy with abs and probably a lot of money and...
01:36It's okay!
01:37It's okay!
01:38It's okay!
01:39It's okay!
01:40Oh, KC, pick her up!
01:41Well, if love means pain, then call me a doctor!
01:45What?
01:46Ooh!
01:47Let's go girl!
01:48It's just a game, don't worry, she'll be fine.
01:49It's not like it's gonna cost her an arm and a leg, you know.
01:51Sure.
01:52I feel like your heart's been broken before.
01:53Ooh, look at her!
01:54Look at her go!
01:55Look at her go!
01:56Look at her go!
01:57Look at her go!
01:58Well, okay, not bad.
01:59I think she's got...
02:00Oh!
02:01Oh!
02:02Oh!
02:03Oh my gosh!
02:04Oh my gosh!
02:05Oh my gosh!
02:06Oh my gosh!
02:07Oh my gosh!
02:08It's okay!
02:09Serves you right for flirting with him!
02:10It's fine!
02:11I don't need arms for love!
02:13I guess, but...
02:14Wow!
02:15Uh, you need a hand or...
02:17He's got a thing to say!
02:18Uh, next choice, nose grind the rail.
02:21Winners also don't trip, that's lame.
02:23Oh.
02:24Oh!
02:25Well, I'm gonna flirt with this boy to the moon!
02:27Ooh!
02:28Don't you love having bones?
02:30Uh...
02:31It's okay, it's okay.
02:32Go, Casey, go!
02:33We believe in you!
02:34Aw, it's done!
02:35Did she stop before you become a torso?
02:36Yeah!
02:37Oh, she's still there!
02:38You got that!
02:39Oh!
02:40Oh no!
02:41Oh!
02:42My favorite arm!
02:43Oh, her skateboard!
02:44Did you see where it went?
02:45Oh, dang, dang it the ambulance!
02:46Right!
02:47Oh, that's right!
02:48Dang it!
02:49Oh!
02:50You're out!
02:51Alright, Casey stands for keeping commitment!
02:52Not calling it quits!
02:54Yeah!
02:55I respect that!
02:56Another girl!
02:57Okay, Casey stands for it!
02:58No, it's not, but, you know, whatever.
02:59Oh!
03:00Final test, backflip over that flaming grind rail.
03:03If you land it, we can share juice boxes.
03:05Oh!
03:06Holy smokes!
03:07He's still there!
03:08No!
03:09No!
03:10No!
03:11No!
03:12No!
03:13No!
03:14No!
03:15No!
03:16No!
03:17No!
03:18No!
03:19No!
03:20No!
03:21He's doing it!
03:22She's still there!
03:23Look!
03:24He's done it!
03:25You sure about that you went out on a limb and landed love
03:32You know Casey if you want someone to be dangerous, I could be dangerous. Just watch this 360 ellipol
03:44You get rid of the trash peeps. Thanks for that. Okay, Casey girl you oh, okay
03:49All right, you know what you know what I think it's time. I give me a chance
03:52You know I'm gonna go on a date and see what happens
03:54Yeah, maybe I need a doctor to help Casey
04:07Hello, Miss Aphmau I'm
04:10Hotter hotter what oh, and sorry sorry uh-huh
04:14Hello, Miss Aphmau I'm dr. Lupin according to hospital policy. It's strictly forbidden for a doctor to fall in love with a patient
04:24This is why this needs to stop
04:29Right right right right, but I fear you've given my heart a condition really?
04:37She's a patient. This is unethical
04:40He's a walking lawsuit ladies avert your eyes
04:46We're doing this who cares about malpractice y'all
04:48All right um
04:50What should I pick I'm ready? I'm ready for the treatment doctor. What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? Oh?
04:55He's go wait. Let's go outside. You mean what's going on? Huh?
04:58Huh? It's being weird. Oh?
05:00Huh? What the whoa?
05:02Whoa?
05:04Back up back up
05:06Oh my goodness. What do something was furry about him? I kind of saw it coming to be honest
05:10Oh wait, what did you say? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. I'm sorry. I forgot to mention. I'm a care wolf. Would you still love me?
05:21Only be probably my roommates got about some legit commitment. No, no
05:26I've done this before I do it again. There we go. There we go. Okay. All right. Now. What do I do? What do I do?
05:31Oh, I need you to help me escape if you love me get me out of here before visiting hours
05:36Oh
05:38If I can't I'm allergic to werewolf. No, no, no, no, hold my I've got a plan. It's actually a full
05:45Break in case of love. Oh, okay, and then push the button. Okay, I push the button. What happens? I roped into this. Oh
05:51What's here? Okay? Get it get it? Oh, does he actually get it? Oh? Oh, how am I gonna? Oh, do I just go to the back? Okay?
05:59All right
06:01Got him. Yeah, all right. There we go. Let's go. Let's go. I've got this. Oh, how hard can this be?
06:06Oh, that's a lot of nurses. There's a nurse is coming through. I think I can make it. I don't want. Oh, okay. I'm going. Watch it out
06:13Oh, go, go, go, go. Oh
06:15Run to real medical professionals
06:19Okay, I got him out. I got him out guys
06:23He's dead. Go over here. True love prevails. I can't fit through that door. I'll get it. Yeah, fine. Guys, I'll help. I'll let you start. Just go. It's open. There you go.
06:33There you go. Mr. Carewolf. You're free. You're free. You're free. Get out of the chair. Get out of the chair.
06:40Get out of the chair. Did you get out? Jeez. Okay. Are you out? All right. What do you want now? Oh, now what? You saved me. Oh, yes.
06:48You made it. Read it. Now, we'll go into the wild. Thank you
06:51Did he just? Aww. Okay, wait. What about my date? Wow, you saved a werewolf doctor. Don't know how a werewolf become a doctor in the first place. Wow.
07:03Leave the werewolf doctor alone. I'm just saying, if the guy performs surgery, then baaah.
07:09You broke the law, broke the rules, and broke him out. Your carewolf date lives.
07:14Not my first rodeo with a wolf, and look, I got a flower.
07:18Woo! Oh, cool. I am leaving the flower gang. Oh, my gosh.
07:23You all have roses, but me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I am the best at dating, and I will prove it.
07:30No! Oh, this is... Wait.
07:34What? No way. What? No way. What?
07:38Whoa. He talks. Is he real? He's not real. No.
07:41He talks. Daddy. Suave. Lonely.
07:45You're available. That's...
07:47Yeah, that's what... That's all you.
07:50KT, you look as radiant as the moon reflecting off the freshly saved ski slopes.
07:56I'm sorry. I'm gonna use...
07:57Oh, he's a huge launch.
07:59I didn't realize that the castle shop is a lucky one.
08:02Oh, honey, tomorrow she likes him.
08:04I think Zay knows that guy.
08:06I must confess. I booked these logs in hopes I'd meet someone as breathtaking as you.
08:11And now that I have a... Restless... Wow.
08:13Oh, my gosh. He's so smooth.
08:16It's not impressive. I can say stuff like that all the time.
08:20I mean, you usually say that you're gonna lock us in a basement.
08:23Quiet!
08:25Yeah, that's not romantic.
08:27Okay, fine. You know what? I'll read his dialogue, all right?
08:30Oh, okay. Go ahead.
08:31Okay, yeah, yeah. Go ahead.
08:32Tell me, KC. Do you believe in fate?
08:35Or are we just two lonely hearts matching skins in a server full of creepers?
08:39Well, if you're back, I'll regret this for lying.
08:43But you won't get a role.
08:44KC, no!
08:45Yeah, do it, KC. Do it.
08:47Unmatch, unmatch, unmatch.
08:50Excellent. Then allow me to serenade you with something I wrote in my soul.
08:54Hey, you need to do it a little bit more like, hey, man. Dante.
08:58Hey!
08:59Oh, really? You're gonna tell me how to do Dante?
09:01You're gonna say, Dante.
09:03Yeah, Dante.
09:05Yeah, you do it.
09:06Fine, here it goes.
09:07Rose isn't red. The ski lodge is bright.
09:10You're the first girl I've talked to who didn't run out of pride.
09:15There, you're happy.
09:16That was like a red flag there to me.
09:19I'm sorry.
09:19I'm gonna delete this man from this simulation.
09:21Wait, wait. What if we keep him? Like a pet.
09:24Dante, you made the ski...
09:26Like that.
09:28You made the ski lodge feel warm for once.
09:31My eternal thanks.
09:33Oh, my gosh!
09:35That's why it wasn't...