How Not To Date Your Neighbor - Full Movie
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00:00:00You
00:00:08See, I told you look better here, didn't I?
00:00:11Yeah, yeah, you're right.
00:00:13Of course I'm right. I know what's best for you, baby.
00:00:22That's work. Gotta go.
00:00:24Oh, okay.
00:00:26What?
00:00:28Oh, um, nothing. It's just...
00:00:30I thought you said you took the day off so you could help me move in.
00:00:34Well, you know if I don't work, then I don't get paid.
00:00:36And if I don't get paid, how am I supposed to afford those fancy dinners I take you out on?
00:00:40Right.
00:00:42Speaking of, um, as of next week, we'll have been dating a whole year.
00:00:47Maybe we could do something.
00:00:49Well, we've been going out on dates for about a year.
00:00:54That's what I said.
00:00:56That's not exactly what you said.
00:00:58I mean, you're not looking for anything serious, right?
00:01:00What?
00:01:02Well, I mean...
00:01:04I mean, I'm trying to start my business and you're waiting on a phone call from the library.
00:01:08I think that we're good as is.
00:01:10I mean, we don't have to put a label on anything.
00:01:14Right, babe?
00:01:16Yeah, right.
00:01:18Yeah.
00:01:19Okay, well, I gotta go, so I'll see you later.
00:01:22Mm-hmm.
00:01:24Oh.
00:01:34Adam!
00:01:40Oh, shit.
00:01:42Ah!
00:01:43Ah!
00:01:44Ah!
00:01:45Ah!
00:01:46Perfect!
00:01:47Wonderful.
00:01:48Ah!
00:01:49Ah!
00:01:50Ah!
00:01:51Ah!
00:01:52Ah!
00:01:53Ah!
00:01:54Ah!
00:01:55Okay.
00:01:56Ah!
00:01:57Ah!
00:01:58Ah!
00:01:59Ah!
00:02:00Ah!
00:02:01Ah!
00:02:02Ah!
00:02:03Ah!
00:02:04Ah!
00:02:05Ma'am, I need you to stop what you're doing and put your hands in the air.
00:02:08Hands above your head!
00:02:09above your head. What the hell? Ma'am, if you don't cooperate, I'm going to be forced to grab you.
00:02:13No, no, no, wait, wait. I'm not breaking in. This is my apartment. I live here.
00:02:16Strike three. What are you doing? Oh, my God.
00:02:20I'm arresting you for breaking an internal. Oh, my God.
00:02:23This is my apartment, you lunatic. I live here.
00:02:26Do you have documentation to prove that? Yeah, check my phone.
00:02:29The lease is in my email. All right, we'll see about that.
00:02:33Email, huh? Where do I look? What do you mean? It's right at the top.
00:02:37Huh? Oh, would you like that? Yeah. Okay, can you uncuff me now, please?
00:02:52For the record, credit card works better.
00:03:02Welcome home. Who are you? Jake. Apartment D.
00:03:07Nice to meet you, neighbor.
00:03:10And you are...
00:03:13Noel. Pleasure, Noel. Well, if you need a cup of sugar or a get out of jail free card,
00:03:19you know where to find me. How about an apology?
00:03:22For what? Protecting and serving? That's kind of my job.
00:03:27Oh, so your job is being an impulsive asshole who goes around cuffing innocent people?
00:03:31See you around, neighbor.
00:03:42You wish, asshole.
00:03:50Jerk. Who the hell does he think he is?
00:03:54You're a new host.
00:03:55I live here.
00:04:03Hi, I'm Shelly.
00:04:04Oh, Jakey! I'm so glad you answered. I just wanted to check in with you. I miss you. It's been so long.
00:04:11I miss you too, Aunt Shelly.
00:04:12Jake, I know these past few years have been hard for you, but your parents wouldn't want you to live this way.
00:04:17You're practically a recluse at this point.
00:04:20I'm fine, Aunt Shelly. Really.
00:04:22How about I come by? I can bring this lovely woman you need to meet. She's the daughter of my friend from Swim Aerobics.
00:04:27No, uh, don't do that. I'm actually seeing someone.
00:04:32You are?
00:04:34Yeah, I didn't want to say anything. Didn't know if it was serious, but she just moved in. So, uh, no need to set me up.
00:04:42Oh, well, I can't wait to meet her. I'll pop by sometime.
00:04:44No, don't do that. She's, uh, shy.
00:04:47Nonsense.
00:04:58Aunt Shelly, I have to go.
00:05:06What are you doing in here?
00:05:07I heard screaming. I thought you were in trouble.
00:05:09Oh, well, it's okay for you to break in, but not me?
00:05:11Listen, I only came to help, but clearly you don't need me, so I'll just leave.
00:05:15Wait, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's a spider.
00:05:25Uh, is that what all the fuss was about?
00:05:29Yeah, I just can't.
00:05:30Here, I'll escort him out.
00:05:45The spider now lives in a tree outside your window.
00:05:49I thought you were gonna, um, thank you.
00:05:53Truce?
00:06:00Look, I'm sorry about earlier.
00:06:02Honestly, I thought you were trying to rob the place, and my training kicked in.
00:06:06Yeah, truce.
00:06:16You were right, though. I was being an asshole.
00:06:19Usually, when I'm cupping the innocent, it's consensual.
00:06:23You're cute when you're flustered.
00:06:30I'm not, I'm not flustered.
00:06:34You sure about that?
00:06:41Um, I'm seeing someone.
00:06:43Congratulations.
00:06:45Okay, yeah, so stop flirting.
00:06:48Me? Flirting?
00:06:50I'm just being a friend.
00:06:51Oh, we're friends now.
00:06:53I would say so, yeah.
00:06:55I saved your ass twice in less than 24 hours.
00:06:57Oh my god, whoever can I repay you?
00:06:59You want a loan, a kidney?
00:07:01Actually.
00:07:02Seriously, that was a joke.
00:07:04Would you pretend to be my girlfriend?
00:07:07What?
00:07:10Look, um, my aunt's coming to town, and I might have accidentally told her I'm seeing someone.
00:07:17So you lied?
00:07:18Potato, potato.
00:07:21So what do you say?
00:07:23I just told you I'm seeing someone, and you're a complete stranger.
00:07:25Why would I do this?
00:07:26But I'm not a stranger, though.
00:07:28I'm your neighbor.
00:07:29You're friendly.
00:07:31Handsome.
00:07:33Charming.
00:07:35Charitable.
00:07:35Lock picking.
00:07:37Lock picking, yeah.
00:07:41Look, you would really be doing me a solid.
00:07:44It's a long story, but my aunt is really worried about me.
00:07:47She thinks I've given up on love or whatever.
00:07:50Have you?
00:07:52Well, that's not the point.
00:07:55Look, I just want to give her peace of mind.
00:07:57All you have to do is come over for one dinner, tell one little white lie, and that's it.
00:08:03You're not hurting anyone.
00:08:06Please.
00:08:07You'd be making a really wonderful woman very happy.
00:08:11She's like a second mother to me.
00:08:12I don't want to disappoint her.
00:08:15One dinner?
00:08:17One dinner.
00:08:21Fine.
00:08:24Great.
00:08:27Am I interrupting something?
00:08:30I don't know.
00:08:31Um, no, this is, um, this is my neighbor, Jake.
00:08:34Yeah, he was, um, helping me with a spider.
00:08:37Babe, I told you a million times, just kill it.
00:08:42If you need help, you can call me.
00:08:46Well, I should probably go.
00:08:50That's a good idea, Jake.
00:08:57I'll see you later, Noah.
00:09:07Hey, Taylor.
00:09:21Reynolds.
00:09:24Reynolds today.
00:09:25Why so formal?
00:09:27I reviewed your closing numbers, and they're not where they should be.
00:09:29We need you getting through more cases per month.
00:09:31I'm working as fast as I can, boss.
00:09:34No.
00:09:35You're fixating all your time on this robbery case, and the chief told you to lay off it.
00:09:41It's not just one robbery case.
00:09:43There's a string of them, and I'm sure they're all connected.
00:09:45And proving that would make you feel like the big hero.
00:09:49It's not about my damn ego, Taylor.
00:09:50It's about justice.
00:09:51Well, I can't run a department that doesn't meet quota.
00:09:57Are you sure you're not singling me out for any particular reason?
00:10:01Excuse me?
00:10:02Are you implying something, Officer Reynolds?
00:10:05I'm not implying anything at all.
00:10:09That's what I thought.
00:10:11Now get back to work.
00:10:15Oh my god, Jake.
00:10:30I am so sorry.
00:10:30You know, this building has gotten a lot more interesting since you moved in.
00:10:35Are you okay?
00:10:35I'm fine.
00:10:37Seriously, I'm fine.
00:10:38I can get the coffee out.
00:10:44Don't worry about me.
00:10:45No, please, please, let me help.
00:10:47I'm really sorry.
00:10:48Just, uh, yeah, come to my apartment.
00:10:50It'll just take a few minutes.
00:10:51Whatever you say.
00:11:03You know, I can just bring this over to you after if you want to, you know, get changed.
00:11:10I miss the magic you're working.
00:11:12I don't think so.
00:11:14It's just baking soda, white vinegar, and water.
00:11:17Works every time.
00:11:20You work at a dry cleaners or something?
00:11:21No.
00:11:25I work in a bookstore.
00:11:27You know the one down on Main Street?
00:11:29How do you like it?
00:11:31Um, it's not exactly my dream, but, uh, it's close, I guess.
00:11:36What's the dream?
00:11:39I just got my MLIS degree to be a librarian.
00:11:42I want to be an archivist.
00:11:44Research how to print children's books at a university library.
00:11:48Specific.
00:11:52How do you get a job like that?
00:11:54Turns out it's not easy.
00:11:57Hence the bookstore.
00:12:03Wow.
00:12:05If you ever change your mind about careers, you have an excellent future and stay in room mobile.
00:12:11You're flirting again.
00:12:14Can a friend compliment another friend?
00:12:15I think that's your door.
00:12:22Jake?
00:12:24Are you home?
00:12:26I should go.
00:12:27Thanks again.
00:12:31Thanks again.
00:12:31Mm-hmm.
00:12:32What are you doing here?
00:12:52Where were you?
00:12:54Why are you shirtless?
00:12:55Don't worry about it.
00:12:56What are you doing here?
00:12:57I wanted to apologize for earlier.
00:12:58I know you had a rough day, and like I said, I can't keep you on that robbery case without the chief's permission.
00:13:05But maybe I can help take your mind off of it.
00:13:08You know, the way I used to.
00:13:13Taylor, we can't do this.
00:13:15Sure we can.
00:13:17We have.
00:13:18Many times.
00:13:30Nothing's changing.
00:13:32We tried.
00:13:35You're all right for each other.
00:13:37I can't give you what you want.
00:13:38You don't want me?
00:13:40I don't know what I want, Taylor.
00:13:43I never do.
00:13:49You're an asshole.
00:13:51I'm just being honest.
00:13:52Those are not mutually exclusive traits.
00:13:54You know, you can't close yourself off forever, Jake.
00:13:58One of these days, you're going to wake up and realize just how lonely you are.
00:14:02Look, Taylor, I'm sorry.
00:14:04I really am.
00:14:06I hope we can still be professional about all this.
00:14:09Look, I know you don't want a relationship, Jake Reynolds.
00:14:13But I will be the girl that changes your mind.
00:14:16Just you watch.
00:14:17Hello, Mr. Saunders.
00:14:36Noel, I need you to dust the top of the bookshelves today.
00:14:39Yes, sir.
00:14:43What an excellent use of my time and talent.
00:14:46What an excellent use of my time and talent.
00:14:57Oh!
00:15:00Hi.
00:15:02Sorry.
00:15:03I just meant to take my over shirt off.
00:15:06Um, would you mind putting me in the direction of-
00:15:09Health and fitness?
00:15:11Back right.
00:15:14I was actually looking for Toni Morrison.
00:15:17But, uh, it's good to know I come off as totally insufferable.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:23I am so sorry.
00:15:24I-I assumed.
00:15:26Has anyone ever told you not to judge a book by its cover?
00:15:31Uh, Toni Morrison is right there.
00:15:34Uh, thank you.
00:15:36I appreciate it.
00:15:38I'll go this way.
00:15:39Oh, oh, sorry.
00:15:39Okay.
00:15:43Hey, what's up, babe?
00:15:45I got the book that you wanted.
00:15:46I got the book that you had.
00:15:48All right.
00:16:16Hello?
00:16:17Hey.
00:16:18Hey, sorry, I know you're at work, but, um, I just heard from the university-
00:16:22I'm sorry, Newell.
00:16:23I can't talk right now.
00:16:24I'm busy.
00:16:25Right, yeah.
00:16:26Um, okay, but maybe we could, like, get a drink after work or something.
00:16:30I think it's gonna be a late night.
00:16:33Brain check?
00:16:35Oh, my God.
00:16:38I'm definitely getting a drink.
00:16:41Oh, fuck.
00:16:44Hey, what the hell?
00:16:55Oh, fuck.
00:16:56Hi.
00:16:57Okay.
00:17:06Seriously.
00:17:09Oh, come on.
00:17:10Uh-oh.
00:17:14It's been a while.
00:17:17Why are you in my apartment?
00:17:19I'm trying to break in again.
00:17:20Actually, this is my apartment.
00:17:23Because I'm really tired.
00:17:24I cannot entertain right now.
00:17:25I know.
00:17:26We're gonna get you home.
00:17:27I am home.
00:17:28Not quite.
00:17:29Can I take it to your place?
00:17:30Can I take it to your place?
00:17:31You smell good.
00:17:32Thanks.
00:17:33Come on, let's go.
00:17:34Oh, where are you going?
00:17:35I'm sorry.
00:17:36I got you.
00:17:37Oh, I got you.
00:17:38Oh, I got you.
00:17:39Oh, I got you.
00:17:40Oh, I got you.
00:17:41Oh, I got you.
00:17:42Oh, I got you.
00:17:43Oh, I got you.
00:17:44Oh, I got you.
00:17:45I got you.
00:17:46I got you.
00:17:47Oh, my God.
00:17:48You're really strong.
00:17:49I'll try.
00:17:50Well, this is my apartment.
00:17:52Mm.
00:17:53Oh, I got you.
00:17:54Oh, I got you.
00:17:55Oh, I got you.
00:17:56Oh, I got you.
00:17:57Oh, my God.
00:17:58You are really strong.
00:17:59I'll try.
00:18:00Oh my god, you're really strong.
00:18:03I'll try.
00:18:12Noelle, this is my apartment.
00:18:16You can stay here tonight, though.
00:18:18Thank you, my hero.
00:18:22Okay, okay, okay, um, none of that.
00:18:28You don't want to kiss me?
00:18:29You don't like me?
00:18:34I do want to kiss you.
00:18:37But not right now.
00:18:39Why not?
00:18:41Well, because you're extremely drunk,
00:18:44and also you have a boyfriend.
00:18:47I don't have a boyfriend.
00:18:50Boys don't boyfriend me.
00:18:52What about that guy I met?
00:18:54What?
00:19:00I don't know.
00:19:01I can't really help him.
00:19:02Goodbye, brother.
00:19:03Goodbye.
00:19:03Goodbye.
00:19:04Goodbye!
00:19:05Goodbye.
00:19:06Goodbye, brother.
00:19:07Goodbye.
00:19:08Goodbye.
00:19:09Goodbye.
00:19:10Goodbye.
00:19:11Goodbye.
00:19:12Goodbye.
00:19:13Goodbye.
00:19:14Fall into each other's arms
00:19:44No, no, no, no
00:20:14You've been really doing some great work
00:20:33You should be proud
00:20:34Keep it up
00:20:35Dammit
00:20:36What's got you so worked up?
00:20:40Um, nothing
00:20:40It's nothing
00:20:41Seriously, Jake
00:20:43That case wasn't assigned to you
00:20:44There's another robbery on Main Street
00:20:46They've got to be connected, Taylor
00:20:48Let me take a look
00:20:52Did you check for prints on that banister?
00:21:00No, just the front door
00:21:01I mean, they might match the ones from last week
00:21:04Good catch, Taylor
00:21:06I'll get someone around the prints
00:21:10I'll do it
00:21:11You get back to your caseload
00:21:14Is this punishment for the other night?
00:21:17Punishment?
00:21:18We'll be reporting you to the chief
00:21:19Now get back to work, Reynolds
00:21:21You're assigned work
00:21:24Who is it?
00:21:34It's me
00:21:38Come on in
00:21:39Um, hey
00:21:42Hey
00:21:43How you feeling?
00:21:44Uh, so I'm just coming by to say that I'm sorry about last night
00:21:50Don't worry about it
00:21:53Um, yeah, I'm honestly not sure how I even got into your apartment
00:21:57But, um, thank you for letting me sleep on your couch
00:22:01Anytime
00:22:02For the record, I did try to get you back to your own apartment
00:22:05Oh, my God
00:22:06That was a mess
00:22:08You should have thrown me out
00:22:10Actually, you were kind of cute
00:22:13No
00:22:16Oh, God, no way
00:22:18No
00:22:18So
00:22:20You don't
00:22:22Remember anything?
00:22:26No
00:22:27No
00:22:27God, isn't that embarrassing?
00:22:30Okay, so, um
00:22:31I'm gonna retreat to my apartment in shame now
00:22:34But
00:22:35Hey, I'm
00:22:37Making burgers
00:22:39Want one?
00:22:43Really?
00:22:45Or good hangover food
00:22:45Yeah, that's amazing
00:22:54It tastes just like the ones my mom used to make when I was a kid
00:22:57Is she a good cook?
00:23:00Yeah, she was
00:23:01I'm sorry
00:23:03Oh, it's okay
00:23:05I mean, she passed about ten years ago, but
00:23:08Before she got sick, she loved cooking
00:23:10Burgers, yes, but
00:23:12She also made this pound cake
00:23:14And put this amazing fruit compote on it
00:23:16Nah
00:23:16I'm sorry
00:23:18I tend to ramble
00:23:20As you've probably noticed
00:23:22I'm just impressed you can talk about all this
00:23:24It's a long time ago
00:23:28Took a while, but
00:23:30No, I like talking about her
00:23:33Makes me feel like she's still here
00:23:36I, um
00:23:41Lost both
00:23:43Of my parents as well
00:23:44Both of them
00:23:46Yeah, I don't talk about it much
00:23:50You can tell me
00:23:53If you want
00:23:55It's, uh
00:23:59Kind of a
00:24:00Heavy story
00:24:02Hey, it's alright
00:24:05Um
00:24:20Thanks for, thanks for cooking
00:24:23In time
00:24:25Would your, um
00:24:30Would your pretty friend be okay with us having dinner?
00:24:35I didn't realize you met Taylor
00:24:36Yeah, I know
00:24:39I saw her in the hallway the other day
00:24:40Um
00:24:41She's beautiful
00:24:42Yeah
00:24:43She's your
00:24:45Is she your girlfriend?
00:24:47No, she isn't my girlfriend
00:24:48We just work together
00:24:49We were
00:24:54Friends with benefits
00:24:56But
00:24:58That was a long time ago
00:25:00What about your
00:25:07Guy friend?
00:25:10Oh, Adam?
00:25:12I gotta say
00:25:13I don't love the way he speaks to you
00:25:15Is he always so
00:25:17Protective?
00:25:17I was gonna say
00:25:19Controlling
00:25:20Especially for someone
00:25:22Who
00:25:22Isn't your boyfriend
00:25:23It's complicated
00:25:29What was that?
00:25:41First pipe
00:25:42Oh my god
00:25:43Get some towels
00:25:44Yeah, it was crazy
00:25:47The super says there won't be water or power for like at least a week
00:25:50Maybe two
00:25:51Jeez, that sucks
00:25:53Do you need a place to stay?
00:25:55Yeah
00:25:55Yeah, no, that would be great, Adam
00:25:57A buddy of mine from work, he has a guest house
00:25:59I'll give you his contact info
00:26:00Right, right
00:26:03Thanks
00:26:04Of course, babe
00:26:04I told you you could call me anytime you need help
00:26:07I soaked up most of the water, but they're gonna need to completely rip out most of your plumbing
00:26:20Can't get your break, huh?
00:26:24Do you have some place to go?
00:26:27Yeah, I'll figure it out
00:26:28Don't worry about me
00:26:29I'm definitely gonna worry about you
00:26:31You can't stay here
00:26:32No, no, I'll be fine
00:26:33Look, I don't want to be weird, but I have a second bedroom
00:26:38Do you want to stay with me?
00:26:42Really?
00:26:44What are friends for?
00:26:50Here we are
00:26:51I really hope I'm not imposing
00:26:55Not at all
00:26:56Seriously, make yourself an office
00:26:58The place is all yours
00:26:59Bathroom is right down the hall
00:27:01Do you have everything you need?
00:27:07Yes
00:27:07Thank you
00:27:08I can't believe you're coming to my rescue yet again
00:27:21Can I have a walk?
00:27:29Good, man
00:27:29Good night, Jake
00:27:30Oh, sorry
00:27:40I thought you were sleeping
00:27:41All good
00:27:41Need anything?
00:27:43Oh, yeah
00:27:44I just wanted a glass of water
00:27:45Want a beer, dude?
00:27:48Ah, why not?
00:28:04What are you reading?
00:28:06Case files
00:28:07It's been a string of burglaries
00:28:08Hopper House
00:28:09That's what we call it when a burglary happens
00:28:13When the home or business is occupied
00:28:14This one actually happened at a clothing store on Main Street
00:28:18I'm not too far away from where you work
00:28:20Oh, jeez
00:28:21I really want to catch this guy before someone gets hurt
00:28:24What are you going to do if you catch him?
00:28:29In the act, I mean
00:28:30In the act?
00:28:32I don't know
00:28:32Here, let me show you
00:28:36Okay
00:28:38If you're being attacked, the first thing you need to do
00:28:44Is stay calm
00:28:45Now, let's say
00:28:48Your attacker has a gun
00:28:50In that situation
00:28:53You're going to want to do two things
00:28:58First thing
00:29:02Just wait for an opening
00:29:04And then get them off balance
00:29:05Good
00:29:09Good
00:29:10That was really good
00:29:11Yeah?
00:29:12Yeah
00:29:12You're a quick learner
00:29:14Oh, you're a good teacher
00:29:16Sorry, I'm probably crushing you
00:29:22I don't mind
00:29:23Right
00:29:27Right
00:29:27Mr. Complicator
00:29:30Yes, thank you for the lesson
00:29:37It's good
00:29:38Okay, weirdo
00:29:39You want another beer?
00:29:44Oh
00:29:44No, I'm pretty tired
00:29:46I'm going to go read a book in bed
00:29:48Sure
00:29:49Okay
00:29:50Goodbye
00:29:51Good night
00:29:52Jiki
00:30:05Unshelly
00:30:07What are you doing here?
00:30:09I told you I'd pop by
00:30:11You must be the girlfriend
00:30:14That's me
00:30:19Oh, I'm so happy to meet you
00:30:21I thought my nephew was going to be alone forever
00:30:23All right, Aunt Shelly, let her breathe
00:30:27Of course, of course
00:30:28Silly me
00:30:29Please, Aunt Shelly
00:30:31Take a seat
00:30:32Can I get you a cup of coffee?
00:30:33Yes, please, dear
00:30:35Okay
00:30:35Hopefully your lovely girlfriend's manners will rub off on you, young man
00:30:39Oh, believe me, I'm working on it
00:30:40I like her already
00:30:43So, Noelle, I want to know everything
00:30:53What do you do, sweetie?
00:30:55I work in a bookstore
00:30:56Don't be modest, babe
00:30:58She has her MLS degree
00:31:00That's so impressive
00:31:02I'm looking for jobs at university libraries
00:31:04I want to make a real contribution to my field
00:31:07Ever since my favorite book went out of print when I was a kid
00:31:10I've just been obsessed with researching and archiving
00:31:13You don't have to explain it to me
00:31:14Practically the whole family's in academia
00:31:16You should have seen Jake's parents' library
00:31:20It was enormous
00:31:21Oh, what was the book called?
00:31:23The Runaway Sardine
00:31:24I've been looking for it for a long time
00:31:26But it's impossible to find
00:31:27Oh, I love that book
00:31:28I used to read it to Liam Oliver all the time when he was growing up
00:31:32Oh, that's Jake's cousin
00:31:34My son
00:31:35You'll meet him at the wedding
00:31:36Wedding
00:31:37Wedding
00:31:37Jake
00:31:39You didn't tell her about the wedding?
00:31:42Okay, well, this has been a very nice visit
00:31:45But we have to go to work, so
00:31:47Oh, of course
00:31:48I'll see you after then
00:31:49We can do dinner
00:31:50What do you mean?
00:31:53Well, obviously I'm staying over
00:31:55I came all this way
00:31:56I'm going to stay a few nights with my nephew
00:31:58Oh, don't worry
00:32:00I won't crowd you, lovebirds
00:32:02This is fine, right?
00:32:15Yeah
00:32:16She needs the spare bedroom
00:32:20So
00:32:20We can make a barrier
00:32:25Great, yeah
00:32:38So you think we convinced her?
00:32:55Yeah, definitely
00:32:56Hey, lucky you
00:32:58Didn't even have to kiss me
00:32:59It wasn't so bad the last time
00:33:02Last time
00:33:03Yeah, it's just
00:33:07Okay, I don't know how to tell you this
00:33:11That night you came over really drunk
00:33:15You kind of grabbed my face
00:33:17Oh my god, oh my god
00:33:19Only for a second though
00:33:20And then I pulled away
00:33:21I didn't want to take advantage of you
00:33:23Sounds like I took advantage of you
00:33:25No, it's totally fine
00:33:27I'm so embarrassed
00:33:29Hey
00:33:30Don't be
00:33:31I liked it
00:33:34You did?
00:33:36One more time
00:33:38Before you go
00:33:40Someday
00:33:45You'll know
00:33:48This is okay, right?
00:33:55No, no, all
00:34:14No, it's not
00:34:14Just hold on
00:34:18I really like you
00:34:23It's
00:34:24Oh my god
00:34:25No, no, I'm not rejecting you
00:34:26I'm not
00:34:27I like you a lot
00:34:30You're smart
00:34:31You're funny
00:34:32And
00:34:33I'm really attracted to you
00:34:35It's just
00:34:35It's just that
00:34:38I got a lot of complicated
00:34:41Going on right now
00:34:41And
00:34:42I don't want to mislead you
00:34:44So I just want to be clear
00:34:46If you're looking for something casual
00:34:48I'm your guy
00:34:50But
00:34:50I can't give you anything else
00:34:54Fuck
00:35:00Why does this always happen?
00:35:06What?
00:35:10Men like me enough
00:35:11To want to be with me
00:35:11But never to commit to me
00:35:13No, that's not it
00:35:14I swear
00:35:15Oh, let me guess
00:35:15It's not you
00:35:17It's me
00:35:17Yeah, they always say that too
00:35:21Good night, Jake
00:35:29Detective Reynolds
00:35:42I hate to admit it
00:35:44But you might be right
00:35:45What happened?
00:35:47There was another
00:35:47You were still trying to get Rhonda
00:35:50but I don't know
00:35:50People
00:35:50I don't have already
00:35:51But I can't
00:36:04I just want to admit it
00:36:05Get het
00:36:06Get het
00:36:06Get het