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Army Men is a series of video games originally developed by The 3DO Company and then by Global Star Software. It is based on various conflicts between four kinds of plastic army men, distinguished by their color: the Green, the Tan, the Blue, and the Grey. Two other factions, the Red and the Orange, as well as a much smaller army, the Black, also contribute to the story. Two additional factions, the Galactic Army and the Alien Army, were introduced in Army Men: Toys in Space.
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00:00No green soldier ever won a war by melting for his country.
00:10He won it by making the tan soldier melt for his country.
00:15Believe me, you know exactly what to do when you step into a puddle of melted plastic that used to be your best friend.
00:23Now I'm not gonna lie, I tell you this will be easy.
00:26They've got us outgunned and outnumbered 50 to 1.
00:30Sounds like good odds to me.
00:34Now, some of you may have heard that this war is unwinnable.
00:38Well, I say that's a lot of hoey.
00:41The tan are the enemy.
00:43Wait until them.
00:44Boom, they're plastic.
00:46War is not black and white, it is green and tan.
00:52Why don't you drop that gun and face me like a man?
00:56Because I'm the bad guy, that's why.