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00:00:00oh my god that's christopher stinnett state candidate he's so hot i want him to campaign
00:00:15all over me can i vote for him 500 times i'm sorry
00:00:30mr stinnett congrats on your upcoming victory oh it's much too early to say that but thank you
00:00:40and you are only one of your biggest supporters well are you gonna drink this or break the heart
00:00:45of one of your donors
00:00:47excuse me for a second
00:00:59let's go upstairs together handsome let me take care of you what are you talking about
00:01:14don't deny it you need me baby
00:01:17oh baby you just don't hear me i'll be in our room soon
00:01:27who the hell are you get away from me fuck out of my way
00:01:31hey you intern are you serious this entrance is for wealthy political donors
00:02:01only the side door is for the help jesus that cheap dress might work on your corn farm but
00:02:07not here get out and go through the back i'm so sorry i didn't know
00:02:13just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign
00:02:21i don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate
00:02:25how garnish this is a senate campaign not a country bumpkin office you don't need a corn grower
00:02:31well i just fired an intern for hating on our candidate so i needed someone to run errands
00:02:39excuse me we grow brussels sprouts not corn and i might not know a lot about the candidate but i really believe in his ideas
00:02:47excuse me intern not another word get lost
00:03:01you ruined my mink are you drunk oh my god on behalf of the campaign i apologize ma'am
00:03:07you clumsy hick you will not keep your job after this i'm so sorry please don't fire me i really want to work on this campaign i'll fix it i'll clean the coat and the wig right now
00:03:19well what are you waiting for you dumb hick this is all your fault don't worry there's cleaning spies upstairs stay out of this maid fix it intern or you're fired
00:03:35thank you but where are the cleaning supplies you heard what she said if i can't get these clean i'll be fired
00:03:45i put you into room 2809 it's empty go up there you'll be alone
00:03:49you're a lifesaver i'm sarah us working-class girls gotta stick together right i'm stephanie
00:03:55you're right god i had a really tough day it's okay these rich people are ridiculous don't blame yourself
00:04:04that's why i'm interning on this campaign to stand up for people like us
00:04:08i just wish i fit in better amen girl and
00:04:14look at you
00:04:18you look like you fit right in
00:04:22hi i'm a wealthy socialite i eat caviar not doritos i totally belong here
00:04:30okay i gotta run but this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809
00:04:36call me if you need me good luck thanks again see you later
00:04:42is somebody here
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00:07:38it doesn't matter
00:07:40you belong in a farmers market not a campaign office
00:07:42a new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow so
00:07:46today's your last day
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00:07:52trash girl
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00:07:58Rebecca please i really want this job
00:08:00him, but he'll be here soon. So be ready. He's never late. I wonder if our candidate
00:08:07got laid last night. He wouldn't. He'll be my man sooner or later. Stop gossiping. Mr.
00:08:13Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate. Even a little rumor could lead to
00:08:18a scandal.
00:08:30You gotta be kidding me. The man I slept with is the candidate? Hello, miss.
00:08:57Thank God he didn't recognize me. I fucked up. If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll
00:09:09be a scandal. Have we met, miss? Absolutely never. Sarah's a new intern from some farmland.
00:09:19I don't think she's cut out for this. Something's familiar about her. Oh my God, he recognizes
00:09:26me. I'm in so much trouble. Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:33Glad to have you on my team, Sarah. Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:40He's way out of your league, farm girl. Stay away from him. He'd never go for a poor farm
00:09:47girl like you, so don't even think about it. Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:52Emergency meeting. Let's go. No intern's allowed. Get me a coffee with nonfat, dairy-free, oat-free
00:10:03oat milk. Sir, what happened? You disappeared from the fundraiser last night. It's hazy, but
00:10:13I think some of the events slipped something in my drink. It's foggy. But I spent the night
00:10:18with a woman who... You slept with someone? And she drugged you? She was... It was a setup.
00:10:26Oh God. A sex scandal will sink this campaign. The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent
00:10:33by the senator. Are you okay? No. No, I don't remember much. But the girl I was with last night
00:10:46isn't like that. She's a good person. You're being naive. Okay, this is dirty politics. Your enemies
00:10:53will do anything to entrap and ruin you. She's not like that. No one's gonna find out. There
00:10:59will be no scandal. No one will find out. Senator Hester is about to do a press conference attacking
00:11:11you.
00:11:17I will protect your second amendment right. Can I have your coffee? Do you want a bazooka?
00:11:21You get a bazooka. You get a bazooka. You get a bazooka. It's your God-given right. And us men,
00:11:29we know how to safely handle firearms. Oh, shit.
00:11:36Gotcha. I did that on purpose. Where was I? Oh, my opponent.
00:11:41Christopher Stinnett laid with a prostitute last night. What? I'm not a prostitute.
00:11:50This indecent, immoral, and premaritable sex will have him burn in hell for all eternity.
00:11:59He's lying. I didn't sleep with a prostitute. He has no proof. I have proof that my opponent,
00:12:06Christopher Stinnett slept with a hooker last night. Oh, no. He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:14He has a photo? We're doomed. Oh, no. He got a photo of us in bed? Oh, god. You useless intern.
00:12:29I'm so sorry. I'll clean that up. And I have proof that my opponent,
00:12:36Christopher Stinnett slept with a prostitute last night.
00:12:41That is not the woman I slept with last night. She was much more beautiful.
00:12:51That stupid farm girl smirk off your face. I'm sorry. I'll just get out.
00:13:00Sir, this is bad. It doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with a prostitute or whoever she was.
00:13:05If we can't prove it wasn't a fake, then it'll sink and ruin the campaign.
00:13:11Wait. The girl last night gave me her phone number.
00:13:29The annoying farm girl intern? She's your one night stand?
00:13:34Please, no. You can't sleep with your intern. It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:37No, sorry. It's just my mom calling. I knew it. The boss would never be with someone as lowly as her own.
00:13:45Get out, intern. You don't belong in this high-level meeting anyway.
00:13:49Hi, mom. One second.
00:13:53Damn. She didn't pick up.
00:13:57Good. Don't talk to her.
00:13:59Your one night stand was probably a spy sent by Senator Hustler to entrap you.
00:14:04Sir, the senator is all over TV spreading massive lies that you slept with this prostitute.
00:14:09And they'll believe him. And we'll lose this election.
00:14:13Okay, unless we can prove it's a lie.
00:14:14How can I if the girl I was really with won't answer my calls?
00:14:19Wait. There must be security camera footage proving that I didn't go in the room with that prostitute.
00:14:26Yes, of course. We'll get that hotel security camera footage ASAP.
00:14:31We'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute.
00:14:41And maybe. We'll see the woman I was really with last night too.
00:14:44You'll see I'm who he was with.
00:14:50You're on your phone? Again?
00:14:53Go get me a muffin.
00:14:55Cinnamon raisin. No raisins.
00:14:57And make sure it's gluten-free.
00:14:59I was just calling in your order. Now, actually.
00:15:05Stephanie, this is, um, Sarah. We met-
00:15:08I remember you. What's up, girl?
00:15:10Um, is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from floor 28 and delete it?
00:15:18Where's my muffin, intern?
00:15:20I'm still placing the order.
00:15:22Delete the footage. May I ask why?
00:15:25I know it's a lot to ask. I'll explain later, but it's an emergency.
00:15:29Us working-class girls gotta look out for each other, right?
00:15:32Staff in the security room is my friend. I got it.
00:15:35Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:15:37My people are arriving at the hotel. We'll have that footage in no time.
00:15:41Come on, Stephanie. Delete that footage fast, or I'm in trouble.
00:15:45Hey, Sarah, right? Sorry I haven't had the chance to get to talk to you. It's been a crazy day.
00:15:53No, it's okay.
00:15:54I swear it's not usually like this, but I would love to hear your position on my campaign platform.
00:16:00Don't waste your time talking to an unqualified, corn-growing intern who doesn't know the first thing about politics.
00:16:06Senator Hassler's all about the politics of anger, but Topher isn't.
00:16:09He doesn't name-call or put people down, so you shouldn't either. And for the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
00:16:17Bravo. Bravo. That's the right attitude.
00:16:21Think about learning some tips from her. She's a lot smarter than you give her credit for.
00:16:25What? But, geez. I would love to get to know you. Sir, our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage.
00:16:43Don't worry, sir. We're going to figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage any second now.
00:16:48Go ahead. What? The footage was deleted?
00:16:54With the footage gone, no one will find out we slept together. Not even him. I'm in the clear.
00:17:00I'll figure out something to disprove the senator's lies, sir.
00:17:06Speaking of me, have you decided who you want to be your assistant?
00:17:13God, he's so hot. But I need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else happens between us.
00:17:18No. Sir, she's unqualified. She doesn't know anything about politics. She's nobody.
00:17:31This is her last day, actually.
00:17:33She's exactly what I need. Oh, no. Not me.
00:17:38You're my new assistant, Sarah. Be ready. We're going to be spending a lot more time together.
00:17:43So much for staying away from him.
00:17:49You little hick.
00:17:53How did you get him to promote you over me?
00:17:55The candidates schedule on speeches for the upcoming week. Aussie positions. Memorize all of it.
00:18:04There's a false rumor going around that the candidate slept with a prostitute.
00:18:08If anyone finds out that he's intimate with an intern, it's game over for all of us. So, keep it professional.
00:18:16I believe in this campaign. I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:20That's why I stole the footage? Because you accidentally slept with your senate candidate boss?
00:18:25I didn't know that it was him. And he thought I was just some rich snob lady.
00:18:30Oh, my God. You like him. I get it. He's freaking hot and successful.
00:18:37I know. But he doesn't know that it was me. And if word ever got out that he slept with his own.
00:18:44Don't worry. The footage is gone. And your hot little secret's safe.
00:18:50Crisis averted.
00:18:52My opponent, Christopher Stinnett, is a lying schedule. In this election, I will prove it.
00:18:58Okay. Vote for me.
00:19:00What the hell is he talking about?
00:19:02He's just making up this story about the candidate sleeping with a hooker last night.
00:19:06What? He called you a hooker?
00:19:08No, not me.
00:19:10But he has this photo of a woman in a red dress leaning on Topher.
00:19:15And it's all a lie. He's just framing him.
00:19:18I actually saw your boss last night with a woman in a red dress.
00:19:22What?
00:19:23I was there. And he definitely didn't take that woman to his room.
00:19:28You were the only one.
00:19:30Stop.
00:19:31I will. After you give me all the dirty little details.
00:19:43Just avoid being alone with Topher.
00:19:47He's in his office. Go on in.
00:19:48Oh, no. I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:58Morning, sir. Your coffee?
00:20:00Sarah, please call me Topher.
00:20:05Ah, just what I needed.
00:20:09Well, I want to give you what you need.
00:20:12It's my job as your assistant.
00:20:15May I say, you're excelling at it.
00:20:19You seem nervous. I'm not that scary, am I?
00:20:22No, I, um, Senator Hustler is just saying you were with the hooker.
00:20:30It's a lie. It's so frustrating.
00:20:32That's what my opponent does.
00:20:35He lies.
00:20:35But do you know why we're going to win?
00:20:40Because we have the truth on our side, don't we, Sarah?
00:20:43The prostitute's story won't hold up because it isn't true.
00:20:47So all we have to do is just smile, take a breath, and it's okay.
00:20:56Perfect. Just like that.
00:20:58What are you doing here, farm girl?
00:21:06The hooker story isn't going away.
00:21:09Senator Hustler is about to give a press conference attacking you.
00:21:12But there's no proof.
00:21:13Politics isn't about proof, intern. It's about stories, okay?
00:21:17And the senator's telling a pretty juicy one.
00:21:20Whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us.
00:21:23The senator is lying. Let's go confront him. I'll do it myself.
00:21:29No, sir. It's politically dangerous.
00:21:31I'm not worried. Let's go confront the senator and put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:38And put this nonsense story behind us.
00:21:41Yeah. Make the bully say his lies right to your face.
00:21:45Let the adults take it from here, farm girl.
00:21:48I'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee.
00:21:50Wait.
00:21:51Sir, we gotta go. Now.
00:21:53I think Sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp.
00:21:56I'm not forgetting about her.
00:21:59Come on. I want you with me.
00:22:09Stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted.
00:22:14He slept with a hooker.
00:22:21Excuse me, Senator.
00:22:26You're gonna lie about me. Say it to my face.
00:22:28Oh, the immoral man who slept with a hooker has a ride.
00:22:34I did no such thing.
00:22:35A photo in the elevator is not proof, Senator.
00:22:38I think you should mention proof.
00:22:41Because it's showtime.
00:22:43Bring in the hooker!
00:22:47You screwed up.
00:22:48This horned dog, Christopher Stinnett, pays yours truly for sex.
00:22:56That door.
00:22:57She's lying. I didn't sleep with her.
00:23:01I was with someone else.
00:23:03Well, we can't prove it.
00:23:04Damn it. I deleted the footage that would prove it.
00:23:07I gotta do something.
00:23:08Where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her?
00:23:10Would you excuse me for a minute?
00:23:12Get out, intern.
00:23:14Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:17Christopher!
00:23:18What do you have to say now, you shameless sex creep?
00:23:22She didn't sleep with me.
00:23:24She drugged me.
00:23:25That's a lie.
00:23:26You were sober.
00:23:28Didn't even need Viagra, baby.
00:23:33Likely stories, Stinnett.
00:23:36Admit it. Admit you paid for sex.
00:23:39I don't lie to the public.
00:23:41Unlike you, Senator, I'm honest.
00:23:44So, baby, I know you can't forget all the nasty things you did in bed.
00:23:50Boy, you better say what little dignity you have left and drop out of the race.
00:23:56I'm fighting for working people.
00:23:59I'm not giving up, especially not because of a lie.
00:24:08I don't know you. Stop.
00:24:10Oh, come on. You know me.
00:24:12I like that big booty last night.
00:24:15Slap it again.
00:24:17Absolutely not.
00:24:18That's a lie.
00:24:20Oh, we can see it all now, Topher.
00:24:23You have been exposed as a D&C dirty sex creep.
00:24:28Now drop out of the race now.
00:24:33Not so fast.
00:24:38It's you.
00:24:39Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:24:48You didn't sleep with him last night.
00:24:50I did.
00:24:51And I can prove it.
00:24:52Who the hell are you, Blondie?
00:25:01You're lying.
00:25:02Are you sure about that?
00:25:04Who the hell is this?
00:25:06Get her out of here.
00:25:08This is my event.
00:25:09No.
00:25:10Don't know her.
00:25:11She works at the hotel.
00:25:12She saw everything.
00:25:13That's right.
00:25:14I was on duty that night.
00:25:16And I saw that woman try to seduce Mr. Stinnett in the hallway, but she failed.
00:25:21He pushed her off and went into his room and she headed to the elevator.
00:25:25Stinnett, how much did you pay to a random maid to testify for you?
00:25:31I told the truth and your photos can prove I was there.
00:25:37Look, there I am in your photos.
00:25:41Drugging a man is a felony.
00:25:43So the question is, why did you do it?
00:25:46And why are you lying about sleeping with him?
00:25:51This wasn't part of the deal.
00:25:52Shut up, Candy.
00:25:53Gee, Senator.
00:25:54You're such a moral family values man.
00:25:57Why do you want a first name basis with a sex worker?
00:26:04Screw you!
00:26:05I'm out of here.
00:26:06Get your ass back!
00:26:12Is it true, Mr. Stinnett, you spent the night with this woman?
00:26:15You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:17I can't let his campaign fail because of me.
00:26:19I have to do something.
00:26:22I'm going to help you save the campaign, but I need you to trust someone, okay?
00:26:35Random stranger?
00:26:36Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher.
00:26:39My name is Beth.
00:26:41I'm his fiance.
00:26:42My name is Beth.
00:26:46I'm his fiance.
00:26:49Beth, who are you?
00:26:51Where are you from?
00:26:52What's your last name?
00:26:53Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:26:55She's a private person.
00:26:57I'm running it for office, not her.
00:27:00Thank you all.
00:27:00Hell yes.
00:27:08We just dodged a scandal.
00:27:09Thanks to her.
00:27:10Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:11Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:12If that intern abandoned her post again, we need to finally fire her.
00:27:16You're engaged now, as Beth?
00:27:21I didn't know what to do.
00:27:22I didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed.
00:27:25I mean, that was terrifying.
00:27:27I can't do it again.
00:27:28I thought my heart was going to explode.
00:27:30But it's sexy.
00:27:32And don't worry.
00:27:33The election's in a week.
00:27:34You won't have to do it again.
00:27:35You're fine.
00:27:36You snuck off to be with a filthy hotel maid.
00:27:38This filthy hotel maid just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:43There you are.
00:27:44Did you see it?
00:27:45I did see it, sir.
00:27:45It was great.
00:27:47No, you didn't.
00:27:48You weren't even there.
00:27:50You're lucky the real campaign staff like me managed to bring Beth and the hotel maid to fix it.
00:27:56Topher, just fire her already.
00:27:58What?
00:27:59No, why would he fire me?
00:28:00I'm the one who set it up.
00:28:01I called Beth.
00:28:03I mean, I didn't.
00:28:04I actually did.
00:28:06Sarah, if you're the one who called Beth, you just saved my ass.
00:28:11What?
00:28:12Sarah's lying.
00:28:13She did it.
00:28:14No, I did.
00:28:16I did it to help Mr. Stinnett.
00:28:18To help Topher.
00:28:19She just brought my campaign back from the dead.
00:28:29I had it all planned.
00:28:35We catch Stinnett with the hooker I hired.
00:28:39And that damn rich blonde bitch ruined it.
00:28:44Oh, Robbie loves that as well.
00:28:46I want her investigated and defuck destroyed.
00:28:50Destroyed!
00:28:51Sir, I can't find any information on her.
00:28:53It's like Beth, she just doesn't exist.
00:28:56That's not impossible, she.
00:29:00You're right, Bobby boy.
00:29:04She doesn't exist!
00:29:07Danny, tell them the good news.
00:29:09We're back in a close race.
00:29:10If we keep fighting and avoid scandals, we can win this election.
00:29:15And, and, it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancee, Beth.
00:29:18We all owe a huge thanks to the best campaign intern and assistant I could have ever asked for.
00:29:26When this campaign ship was sinking, you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:30It was nothing, really.
00:29:33Sarah saved us all.
00:29:34I need to get him alone to turn him against the farm, bitch.
00:29:37All right, everyone.
00:29:38Back to work.
00:29:40Topher, sir, can I talk to you for a second?
00:29:45Really, Sarah.
00:29:47You saved me.
00:29:48And I'll never forget it.
00:29:50I want to personally thank you.
00:29:52Topher, Senator Hessler is claiming that your fiancee, Beth, is some actress that you hired.
00:29:58He's saying that it's all just a giant lie.
00:30:00We have to get Beth in a public interview.
00:30:02Damn.
00:30:04Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:07I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly, but I'll call her and give her a try.
00:30:15She's not picking up.
00:30:20You've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:21Can you try to call her again?
00:30:23Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:30:25Can you try to call her again?
00:30:26Sarah, please call her right now.
00:30:28No, I can't pretend to be Beth again.
00:30:30It's too risky.
00:30:31I'll do my best.
00:30:32She's useless.
00:30:34I told you.
00:30:35She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:36No time.
00:30:37Topher, we need to get Beth involved publicly, ASAP.
00:30:40Give us Beth's number.
00:30:41We'll track her location, drag her ass here.
00:30:46No.
00:30:47I'm not going to treat Beth like that.
00:30:48I'm here to protect her, even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:51It won't just hurt our campaign.
00:30:54It'll destroy it.
00:30:55This isn't your campaign, Rebecca.
00:30:58It's mine.
00:31:00And you work for me.
00:31:11What are you smiling at, farm girl?
00:31:13I'm smiling because Topher put your ego in its place.
00:31:17You bitch.
00:31:20I don't know how, but I know that the scandal with Beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault.
00:31:26My fault.
00:31:27I'm the one who called Beth to the event and saved us.
00:31:30You're such a liar.
00:31:32Beth is a beautiful, classy, rich woman.
00:31:36You are a poor, dirty farm girl.
00:31:42You don't know Beth.
00:31:44And when the candidate finds out that you lied about it, I'll make sure he fires you.
00:31:53I can't be Beth in public.
00:31:55It's too risky.
00:31:57But what if Topher loses the campaign?
00:32:00I cannot ruin his career.
00:32:02The center's telling the media that Beth isn't real.
00:32:06We need her.
00:32:07She didn't pick up the phone.
00:32:09Sarah, where's Sarah?
00:32:10She said she could contact Beth.
00:32:12As if.
00:32:16Think about it.
00:32:17How does a poor intern who just arrived off the bus from the cornfield
00:32:22know a beautiful, wealthy city heiress?
00:32:24I wonder that too.
00:32:26If she can't get Beth to come today, fire her for lying.
00:32:31I'll fire her if she lied to us.
00:32:33Beth.
00:32:39Hi, I'm Rebecca.
00:32:41It's so great to meet you.
00:32:43May I call you Beth?
00:32:45Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
00:32:49I knew Sarah would come through.
00:32:51Topher, I hope you understand why I've been distant.
00:32:55You're running a campaign and I'm a private person.
00:32:58I don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with.
00:33:01We need her.
00:33:03The center is telling the world that she doesn't exist.
00:33:06Unless you do a joint TV interview, this scandal will ruin our campaign.
00:33:10You need me on live TV.
00:33:14I can't do it.
00:33:15I won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera.
00:33:18It would be a disaster.
00:33:19Beth, it's your choice.
00:33:22This is all Sarah's fault.
00:33:24By the way, where is that dirty farm girl?
00:33:28She's late.
00:33:29Screw it.
00:33:31I have to fire her.
00:33:32Enough, Rebecca.
00:33:33I don't like the way you talk about Sarah.
00:33:36She may just be a working class girl from a farm, but she's a hard worker.
00:33:40Not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like this.
00:33:44Excuse me.
00:33:45You heard what I said.
00:33:47Back off.
00:33:49And that's a good lesson for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:51I'm sorry to ask, but I need you.
00:33:56Topher, if it helps your candidacy, I will do the interview.
00:34:02Yeah?
00:34:02I'll script the whole thing.
00:34:03Tell you exactly what to say on TV.
00:34:05This interview will save my campaign.
00:34:07Or, if I don't handle it perfectly, I'll be exposed and you'll lose the election in a landslide.
00:34:14Well, I've got a meeting scheduled, so I must go, but see you then.
00:34:18See?
00:34:20Where is she always running off to?
00:34:25Okay, I have all our lines memorized.
00:34:27Me too.
00:34:28I mean, I helped Beth memorize everything.
00:34:30Good, but with the interview soon, where's Beth?
00:34:33Mr. Sinnott, is your fiance here yet?
00:34:35We're live in five minutes.
00:34:37Any second now.
00:34:41I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:34:43Not so fast, farm girl.
00:34:45Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:34:47You shameless bitch.
00:34:49You're trying to sabotage me with a candidate.
00:34:52No, Rebecca, I don't have time to argue with you.
00:34:54I just need to use the ladies.
00:34:56Hold it in.
00:34:58This isn't your corn farm.
00:34:59You can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you feel like it.
00:35:03You're not going anywhere.
00:35:04We're live in four minutes.
00:35:06If Beth isn't here by then, I'm reporting that your fiance ditched you.
00:35:10You'll take the blame, farm girl.
00:35:12If Beth doesn't show, it's your fault.
00:35:14Mr. Sinnott, where is Beth?
00:35:22You're not going anywhere.
00:35:25If Beth doesn't show up for the interview, you're going to be here to take the blame.
00:35:29You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:32Rebecca, Beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and Sarah.
00:35:36What?
00:35:38Beth said that?
00:35:39She isn't even here.
00:35:41You see, Sarah is ignorant and dumb.
00:35:43Sarah is brilliant and perfect and beautiful.
00:35:48And she deserves to be here just like anyone else.
00:35:52Beautiful?
00:35:54Don't fix your attitude, Rebecca.
00:35:58Thank you, Topher.
00:36:00I mean, sir.
00:36:03Do you really think I'm beautiful?
00:36:05I should have said that.
00:36:06But yes, I do think you're beautiful.
00:36:09I barely know Beth.
00:36:11Opposing as my fiance was just to avoid a scandal.
00:36:14Honestly, I'd much rather be on that interview stage with you by my side.
00:36:19Not her.
00:36:20Topher.
00:36:21I know.
00:36:22We have to worry about the election.
00:36:24For one more week, I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:36:27After that, all bets are off.
00:36:30Three minutes to air.
00:36:32Where's Beth?
00:36:33I'll go get her.
00:36:39My name is Beth, and Topher and I started dating five months ago.
00:36:48Just breathe.
00:36:49If I can herd cattle, I can manage a simple TV interview.
00:36:54One minute left.
00:36:55Come on, Beth.
00:37:07Let's go and introduce the world on TV.
00:37:09My campaign manager told me exactly what to say.
00:37:19This will be a breeze.
00:37:23We meet the mysterious Beth.
00:37:26Fiance of Senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor, Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:31Tell us, Beth.
00:37:32How did you two meet?
00:37:33Okay, just have to repeat the lines of the campaign script for us.
00:37:38Well, it's been a whirlwind.
00:37:39We started dating about five months ago.
00:37:41We met at a political event.
00:37:44That bar girl bitch intern, Sarah, disappeared again.
00:37:47Quiet.
00:37:48Topher and Beth are doing great.
00:37:49Sarah's the one that got Beth here.
00:37:51Beyond politics, what do you love about Beth?
00:37:54It's a person.
00:37:56Shit.
00:37:57I forgot to write an answer to that question.
00:37:59Come on, Topher.
00:38:00It shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:05What do you love about Beth?
00:38:08It shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancé.
00:38:11What do you love about Beth?
00:38:13My fiancé is so modest.
00:38:15We're not used to being in public together.
00:38:18You can answer.
00:38:19I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:21I don't know anything about Beth.
00:38:23I need to think about someone I know and have actual feelings for.
00:38:26Where's Sarah?
00:38:27Mr. Stinnett.
00:38:33What do I love about her?
00:38:35She has an upbeat and optimistic personality.
00:38:38She's charming and funny, but passionate about the things we both care about.
00:38:44She's beautiful and humble.
00:38:48Sarah is-
00:38:49She's talking about me?
00:38:50Sarah.
00:38:51The real me.
00:38:51Sarah.
00:38:52Oh, did I say Sarah?
00:38:53Sarah is my middle name.
00:38:54That's right.
00:38:57Beth, Sarah.
00:38:58Of course I was talking about Beth.
00:39:00My fiancé.
00:39:02Well, same question for you, Beth.
00:39:04We know Christopher, the politician.
00:39:06Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:09We know Christopher, the politician.
00:39:11Tell us what you love about the man.
00:39:13Beth is a private person.
00:39:17I don't want to put her on the spot.
00:39:19Well, this is a public TV interview.
00:39:21It's expected that she'll talk about your relationship.
00:39:24No, I don't think she has to.
00:39:26No, I don't mind.
00:39:27What do I love about Topher?
00:39:29There's something special about him.
00:39:33Yes, he is successful and handsome, powerful, but unlike other men like that, he's also kind.
00:39:45He has a big heart.
00:39:48He sees people for who they are, regardless of wealth or status.
00:39:55He respects and listens to everyone, even his interns.
00:40:01He makes them feel good.
00:40:04You have a surprise.
00:40:05Mr. Senate's opponent in this election, Senator Hessler, has called into our program.
00:40:10Senator, welcome.
00:40:12This is an interview between myself and my fiancé.
00:40:14We didn't discuss having my opponent.
00:40:16What's the matter, boy?
00:40:17I'm afraid to speak to me in front of the voters?
00:40:21No, of course not.
00:40:25Welcome, Senator Hessler.
00:40:27Do you have a question for your opponent or for his fiancé, Beth?
00:40:30I do.
00:40:31It's funny.
00:40:32Beth claims to be an heir as a political donor, but I've been in politics a long time,
00:40:37and neither I nor anyone I know has ever heard of her.
00:40:41She's a private person, Senator.
00:40:43I want the opportunity to meet her in person.
00:40:46Politics can be so nasty.
00:40:50But let's have a night where it isn't.
00:40:53There is a non-partum charity fundraiser tomorrow night.
00:40:57I'll be there.
00:40:58Bring your fiancé, Beth, along.
00:41:01I've never been to a black tie event before.
00:41:03The Senator will expose me.
00:41:05Unless you're afraid to be together in public.
00:41:08Of course not.
00:41:10Beth will join me.
00:41:14Absolutely.
00:41:19How am I going to pull this off?
00:41:26I have never been to a black tie event.
00:41:28It'll be fun.
00:41:29And the booze is free.
00:41:31I'm excited to go out with him.
00:41:33But not as Beth.
00:41:34I won't know how to act.
00:41:35I mean, do I put my pinky out when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:39Only if you're the Queen of England or something.
00:41:42You will be fine.
00:41:43What are you so worried about?
00:41:45I just don't want to hurt Topher.
00:41:47Or his campaign.
00:41:48Wow.
00:41:49You've got it bad for him, huh?
00:41:51A knight on the arm of your handsome crush.
00:41:54And you get to dress up.
00:41:56And eat caviar.
00:41:57And finally see how the other half lives.
00:42:00I'm jealous.
00:42:02You're going to need a fancy dress.
00:42:07Are you serious?
00:42:08Good thing I swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel.
00:42:11A rich guest left it.
00:42:12I got you covered.
00:42:28That's the one.
00:42:29Topher, darling, another glass of champagne?
00:42:32Yes, girl.
00:42:33Make him work for it.
00:42:34Think he'll like it?
00:42:35Like it?
00:42:36He'll be drooling.
00:42:39Sarah!
00:42:40It's me, Topher.
00:42:41I know it's late, but I need to see you.
00:42:42He's here to see me?
00:42:45But he can't see me like this.
00:42:49Sarah, the most eligible bachelor in the state
00:42:52is outside your door looking for you.
00:42:56No, Topher, hold on, please.
00:42:58He can't see me as Beth, so I just need you to go distract him.
00:43:03I brought you something.
00:43:05I'll just leave it outside for you here.
00:43:10I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:12Just one second.
00:43:14What has gone into you?
00:43:16I'm in, but distract him.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:21Sarah.
00:43:22Oh, hi.
00:43:24You're from the hotel.
00:43:25Stephanie, right?
00:43:26Yes, yes.
00:43:27Sarah will be out in a second.
00:43:29I was just leaving.
00:43:31Have fun, you two.
00:43:37What was that?
00:43:38Is everything okay?
00:43:39Wow.
00:43:43I told you I'd be done in a second.
00:43:46I heard a crash.
00:43:47I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:51What are you doing here?
00:43:52I could make something up and say I needed help with a draft of my speech, but I don't.
00:44:01I came here to see you.
00:44:03I'm very thankful for all the help you've done with my campaign.
00:44:08Beth wouldn't have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her.
00:44:10You were pretty convincing all on your own.
00:44:13I wish I could say what I came here to say, but I have a fake fiance.
00:44:19And after the election, when there's no worries about scandal, let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:28Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:44:30I won't need luck if you're there.
00:44:31It's a black tie.
00:44:34I thought you might need something to wear.
00:44:43Topher, this is gorgeous.
00:44:47But I shouldn't be there as your intern.
00:44:50You're my assistant.
00:44:52I need you there with me.
00:44:53I want to thank you and Beth together.
00:44:56Goodnight, Sarah.
00:44:57Okay.
00:45:02And Beth, in the same room?
00:45:09Okay, piece of cake.
00:45:11Just have to be two people in the same place tonight.
00:45:14Sarah, the campaign intern, and Beth, the heiress's fiancee.
00:45:18Dumb hick.
00:45:19Where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:21You snuck away again.
00:45:23I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca.
00:45:25But didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:45:29Nice?
00:45:30How the hell am I supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:33Look at this knockoff dress.
00:45:35Let me see if it's cheap.
00:45:37It isn't cheap, so don't touch it.
00:45:40Too poor to remove the price tag?
00:45:42How the hell did you afford a designer dress?
00:45:46We are days out from an election and you're stealing?
00:45:49If anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal.
00:45:51I didn't steal it, it was a gift.
00:45:54Ha ha, from who?
00:45:56Special man in my life.
00:45:58What, do you think you're Cinderella?
00:46:00Get lost, intern.
00:46:02He's coming over to talk to me about how hot I look.
00:46:05Looking very handsome tonight, sir.
00:46:08Should we get a drink and do some political strategizing?
00:46:13Wow, Sarah, you look beautiful.
00:46:17Excuse me, she stole that dress.
00:46:21She stole that dress.
00:46:24It's not stealing if it's a gift.
00:46:28What?
00:46:30Who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer?
00:46:33Am I not in my right mind?
00:46:35I bought it for Sarah.
00:46:37What?
00:46:38Looky, looky, the sex creep candidate.
00:46:54Flirting with a poor young intern behind his fiance's back.
00:47:00And speaking of your fiance, back.
00:47:02I'm going to go change into bath, Topher.
00:47:04Just hang on.
00:47:05Where is she?
00:47:05Where is she?
00:47:06Your concern for my personal life is touching, Senator.
00:47:09My fiance will be right here.
00:47:11Isn't that right?
00:47:12Mr. Stinnett, where's your lovely fiance?
00:47:18Yes, and when exactly are you going to be marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:22Yeah!
00:47:22Topher, where is she?
00:47:26Your woman isn't here in five seconds.
00:47:29You will be destroyed, I'm telling you.
00:47:40Darling, is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:47:44Only a little, darling fiance.
00:47:47Shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:54I have been dying to meet you, Beth.
00:48:01I think you're a fraud.
00:48:03And I'm going to be watching you all night long like a hawk.
00:48:08Oh, shit.
00:48:08What am I supposed to do during a five-course meal?
00:48:11Why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:48:14Ladies and gentlemen, as your Senator, I am proud to be raising money for...
00:48:21for my Bobby Boy on the Family Community Council.
00:48:25Yes, Family Values, which my opponent, Stinnett, has none of.
00:48:32First a prostitute, and then a sudden fiance.
00:48:36We know nothing about it.
00:48:38Senator, this isn't a political event.
00:48:43It's charity.
00:48:45Leave the nasty politics aside for the night.
00:48:49I'm sorry you have to sleep without the night.
00:48:52It's okay.
00:48:53I'll just pluck my nose when I'm around.
00:48:56Smart.
00:48:56His odor's legendary.
00:49:00Beth!
00:49:01You're an heiress and a political donor.
00:49:08Funny.
00:49:09Politics is such a small world, after all.
00:49:13And I have never seen or heard of you until now.
00:49:17It's funny.
00:49:19I hadn't heard of you either until you started attacking the rights of women and working people.
00:49:24A wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette.
00:49:32Beth, are you alright?
00:49:34Of course she knows.
00:49:37It's the fort that...
00:49:38Don't coach her, Stinnett!
00:49:39A rich heiress who doesn't know which is the salad fork.
00:49:45What else are you hiding?
00:49:48Senator, these elitist banquets are a little pretentious.
00:49:52I may be rich, but in my heart, I'm working class.
00:49:56The kind of people who don't give a damn much work to use.
00:50:02Like Christopher.
00:50:04I support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people, not the elites like you are, Senator.
00:50:12Nice try, girl.
00:50:13My name is Beth, not girl.
00:50:16I'm an independent woman who thinks for myself.
00:50:19The kind of women you fear.
00:50:21Because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this election.
00:50:26Damn Beth, well played.
00:50:28This is outrageous.
00:50:30This is a charity event.
00:50:32This is not a woman's right, feminist, Nazi gathering.
00:50:37If you're so rich, where did you get your money?
00:50:41I want to see your taxes, I want to see your birth certificate, and I demand to know anything.
00:50:47Anything, lady, is done with your sexist interrogation, Senator.
00:50:54Come on, my lady.
00:50:56Let's dance.
00:50:56Sorry.
00:51:03I know this is one you signed up for, but I really appreciate it.
00:51:07It's okay.
00:51:08Having fun with you.
00:51:09Is something wrong?
00:51:15I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:18I really appreciate you signed up to be my fake fiancee in order to save my campaign, but I had my heart set on someone else.
00:51:25It's someone I have really no feelings for, maybe even love.
00:51:30Who is it?
00:51:32I shouldn't act on it because it would be a scandal.
00:51:34The seminar press would devour me because she's my intern.
00:51:39I think I'm in love with my assistant, Sarah.
00:51:43Really?
00:51:43Oh, my God, he loves me.
00:51:51What?
00:51:52Should I tell him I feel the same way?
00:51:55Well, I know Sarah, and I'm certain that she feels the same about you.
00:52:02That's the best news I've ever heard.
00:52:03Do you know where Sarah is?
00:52:04I need to talk to her.
00:52:06I want to talk to you.
00:52:08She wants to talk to you, too.
00:52:11She'll meet you in your office after this event.
00:52:15Perfect.
00:52:16Thank you, Beth.
00:52:20I'm sorry.
00:52:28He loves me.
00:52:30He loves me.
00:52:32But how will he react when I tell him I've been pretending to be Beth?
00:52:36Will he hate me for it?
00:52:38Sarah.
00:52:41I need to see you.
00:52:42Me, too.
00:52:43Topher, I need to tell you something.
00:52:45It's something that I've been meaning to tell you for a long time, but...
00:52:50Not now, guys.
00:52:51Yes, now.
00:52:51The intern can wait.
00:52:52Uh, what is the intern doing here, lonely with you?
00:52:55Sarah and I need a few minutes alone to speak.
00:52:57Just give us a few minutes.
00:52:59This is important.
00:53:00A lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about.
00:53:04You're rising fast in the polls, and it's days before the election.
00:53:06You're tied with Senator Hessler.
00:53:08It's all thanks to your relationship with Beth.
00:53:10People love her.
00:53:11She's our secret weapon.
00:53:13Seriously?
00:53:15People love me, but not the real me.
00:53:18The rich blonde they've been pretending to be.
00:53:20Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:22I see.
00:53:23It's good news.
00:53:25Just give us a few minutes to talk.
00:53:26No time.
00:53:27We have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going.
00:53:33Wait!
00:53:34I'm not doing any press conferences.
00:53:36I have a moment alone with Sarah.
00:53:37Now.
00:53:38Jesus, get your priorities straight.
00:53:40What could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:53:43Sarah, I've been dying to get you alone for a moment.
00:53:53Too, Topher.
00:53:54I know it's dangerous and scandalous, but I need to tell you that I...
00:54:02Wait.
00:54:02You're Beth.
00:54:13It's you.
00:54:15It's you.
00:54:17You're Beth.
00:54:18Topher, I wanted to tell you, but I...
00:54:20Sarah.
00:54:21Beth.
00:54:22Whoever you are.
00:54:24Why?
00:54:24I had hardly left the farm my entire life before I came here.
00:54:28But I came here because of you.
00:54:30Because I believed in your campaign.
00:54:32You inspired me.
00:54:34That doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:54:36I wasn't pretending.
00:54:37I was just having fun.
00:54:39I didn't know it was you that night.
00:54:40But then...
00:54:43Then we had that night together.
00:54:46A beautiful, magical night.
00:54:50Then I came to the office and you walked in.
00:54:54And I knew that if anyone found out you were sleeping with your intern...
00:54:58It would ruin my campaign.
00:55:01I had to protect you, Topher.
00:55:03So I pretended to be Beth.
00:55:08Say something, Topher, please.
00:55:12I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:55:15I can't.
00:55:16If anyone found out Senator Hessler used this information to destroy you,
00:55:21it would ruin both of us.
00:55:22I'm willing to take that risk.
00:55:25But I can't.
00:55:28I believe in you.
00:55:30Your campaign is too important.
00:55:31I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:34I love you.
00:55:34No.
00:55:36Now, if he gets intimate with his assistant, it's game over for all of us.
00:55:41So keep it professional.
00:55:43Please.
00:55:45Don't do it.
00:55:46Hey, what's going on?
00:55:54The press is outside.
00:55:55They want a statement about your rising polls.
00:55:58Come on, the election's tied.
00:55:59What the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly?
00:56:08It's nothing.
00:56:09It's none of your business.
00:56:13You're so important to him.
00:56:15Hurry.
00:56:18This is his speech.
00:56:19Make yourself useful.
00:56:21And give it to him.
00:56:23Now.
00:56:26Hurry.
00:56:26Now you'll be fired.
00:56:32Hick.
00:56:42It's just your speech.
00:56:43Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:56:51I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:57:13You know, I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech, like most politicians.
00:57:22But I'm a different candidate.
00:57:25So why don't we flip the script?
00:57:27You ask me any question, and I will answer.
00:57:32Any questions?
00:57:33This is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:44But how am I supposed to win if my own staff is sabotaging me with a blank speech?
00:57:49Who gave him the speech?
00:57:52Who?
00:57:53Farm girl did it.
00:57:55I saw her give the speech to him.
00:57:57No, that's not true.
00:57:58So you didn't give him the papers?
00:58:00No, yes, I did give him the papers.
00:58:03Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:58:05Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:58:08I didn't do that.
00:58:09We have to fire her.
00:58:10That's right.
00:58:12Fire the incompetent.
00:58:16Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him.
00:58:20You pathetic, lying hick.
00:58:22I'm not a liar.
00:58:23And stop calling me a hick.
00:58:26Enough.
00:58:27I can't believe that Sarah would do this.
00:58:32She's a good person.
00:58:32I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:58:34She gave you the papers.
00:58:36There's one easy way to prove this.
00:58:39Check the printer ID.
00:58:40See who's printing out these pages.
00:58:42What?
00:58:42But Sarah did it.
00:58:44I...
00:58:44She did it.
00:58:45Case closed.
00:58:47The end.
00:58:47Fire her.
00:58:48Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:51Your ID code was used to print the pages out.
00:58:53No, I...
00:58:57It's not what it looks like.
00:58:58This is your final warning.
00:59:01You do one more thing to ruin my campaign.
00:59:03Or demean Sarah one more time.
00:59:05And you're fired.
00:59:08I need to speak with you.
00:59:10Alone.
00:59:10Topher.
00:59:12Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:14I can't.
00:59:16I won't be the reason to lose the election, so...
00:59:20To keep it professional.
00:59:22Wait, Sarah.
00:59:23Sir.
00:59:26You're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad.
00:59:29Forget about the intern.
00:59:31We need to go.
00:59:32Now.
00:59:33I'm only going, if Sarah goes.
00:59:39Why?
00:59:41Senator Hessler's reckless, I...
00:59:45I mean, radical ideas.
00:59:47Cut.
00:59:48Topher, what's going on?
00:59:50I'm fine.
00:59:51Let's just go for another take.
00:59:52What the hell did you do for him, girl?
00:59:54What did you say to him in his office?
00:59:55For once in your life, Rebecca, just leave me alone.
00:59:58Leave you alone?
01:00:00I don't know what you did, but I know that this is somehow your fault.
01:00:04You screwed with the candidate's mind, and now he's going to lose.
01:00:07No, I only want him to win.
01:00:09Well, whatever you're doing, you're doing a terrible job.
01:00:12Idiot.
01:00:14Action.
01:00:15I'm Christopher Stennett.
01:00:17Vote for me, Stennett.
01:00:18Stennett.
01:00:19Vote for the Stennett.
01:00:20And I'm here to talk about...
01:00:24Love.
01:00:25Love.
01:00:25Cut!
01:00:26Cut!
01:00:26Cut!
01:00:28Topher, what's going on?
01:00:33Why are you looking at an intern?
01:00:37It's just in it.
01:00:40I'm here.
01:00:40I just want to see you do your best.
01:00:42I know you can win this, so...
01:00:45Let's see it.
01:00:46Let's go.
01:00:47Again, another take.
01:00:48Senator Hessler runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:56I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:58I believe everyone deserves respect and admiration.
01:01:01Whether you're a high-powered CEO or a working girl on a farm,
01:01:05I believe that everyone should follow their heart and their passions,
01:01:08whether it's popular or not.
01:01:11Love conquers hate, and love is worth taking this for.
01:01:16This election, don't let fear control you.
01:01:19Follow your heart.
01:01:20Vote for love.
01:01:22I'm Christopher Stennett, and I approve this message.
01:01:26Cut!
01:01:27That was fantastic!
01:01:29Bravo!
01:01:32What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:36Let's keep filming.
01:01:37You can give orders to your intern later.
01:01:40I'm tired of later.
01:01:41I want to talk now.
01:01:42Mr. Stennett.
01:01:45Don't call me Mr. Stennett.
01:01:47To you, it's just Topher.
01:01:51Excuse me?
01:01:52Where are you going?
01:01:53That was great, sir.
01:01:58Before you say anything,
01:02:01Sarah, I want you.
01:02:03I need you.
01:02:04Topher, what about the election?
01:02:06Screw politics.
01:02:07You're more important.
01:02:08I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:02:09I want to be together, for real.
01:02:12If you do.
01:02:25To be honest, do you want to do it.
01:02:33I want to be together.
01:02:37I want to be together.
01:02:38To be honest, I養おを前にイエイエイエイエイがあっている頑暮domをしているためです.
01:02:41I want to be together.
01:02:42To be honest, I need you.
01:02:43It's OK.
01:02:43I want to be together.
01:02:44I want to be together.
01:02:46That's enough.
01:02:46I want to be together.
01:02:47How long are you?
01:02:48To be honest, you should do it.
01:02:48I want to be friends.
01:02:49If you do it.
01:02:49The message, you should do it.
01:02:50You know what I want toment.
01:02:50I want to be знаком.
01:02:51Let's be happy.
01:02:52I want to be through.
01:02:53That was so beautiful.
01:03:06Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:08For what?
01:03:09You've made me happy.
01:03:10Truly happy.
01:03:12I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:14I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:17I feel the same way.
01:03:19When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know
01:03:22you're my girl.
01:03:24We will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:29We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:33Be careful.
01:03:36Ouch.
01:03:38Are you okay?
01:03:40Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:42Don't move.
01:03:45I won't let you get hurt again.
01:03:48It's not a big deal.
01:03:52Don't move.
01:04:08I don't care if we see this together.
01:04:10I'm still your intern.
01:04:11The world still thinks you're engaged to Beth.
01:04:13We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:21Damn.
01:04:22What's going on?
01:04:23Are you having an affair?
01:04:27Is there someone in here?
01:04:29I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:31Get out.
01:04:31This is a political campaign.
01:04:32There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:37Oh.
01:04:38Sorry.
01:04:38Beth.
01:04:39I...
01:04:40Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
01:04:43What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:44Can't handle all the candidates' passion in the bedroom?
01:04:47Enough.
01:04:47Rebecca, get out.
01:04:49I apologize, sir.
01:04:51I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:54We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:58Did you hear that?
01:05:00It's a few more days without any scandals, and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:05:04I think I called for some celebration.
01:05:08Where were you?
01:05:11Farm girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:18Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:21Excuse me.
01:05:22No, why would you fire me?
01:05:23I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:24I called Beth.
01:05:26Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:30Holy shit.
01:05:31Holy shit.
01:05:37You are Beth.
01:05:39Becca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:41You lying slut!
01:05:44I don't know how it works on the corn farm, but in the real world, there are consequences.
01:05:50Do you know what this means?
01:05:53A candidate for Senate sleeping with his intern?
01:05:58This will be a huge scandal.
01:05:59Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:02Thank you for the reminder, but no one will know if you don't.
01:06:05How did a dumb, poor farm girl like you seduce the hottest, most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:14Did you drug him or something?
01:06:17He should have been mine.
01:06:18Please keep your voice down.
01:06:21What is going on?
01:06:23I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:25I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:29Not only is it shocking, it'll end your career.
01:06:33I know that you do not care about her, so just dump her now and we'll figure it out.
01:06:39I don't care about her.
01:06:43I love her.
01:06:47I don't care about her.
01:06:51I love her.
01:06:52Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:56What's going on here?
01:06:58Topher, I need your help finalizing this press release.
01:07:00Let's go.
01:07:02He should be mine.
01:07:04You stupid, lying, slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:07:08For the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:12And remember what happened the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:14Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:16Just think what my boyfriend will do when he finds out.
01:07:22Oh no, poor girl, you should really be more careful.
01:07:31I'm fine.
01:07:32I'm okay.
01:07:34Did you do this?
01:07:36What?
01:07:38No, of course not.
01:07:40I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:42If the hick says I pushed her, she's lying.
01:07:45I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:48I will not tolerate members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:51I didn't.
01:07:52Enough!
01:07:54You're fired.
01:07:55What?
01:07:57That stupid bitch lied.
01:08:00No, Topher.
01:08:01You can't fire your senior staff this close to election night.
01:08:04Yes, I can.
01:08:06You evil bitch.
01:08:07I'll make you pay.
01:08:10This is a big mistake.
01:08:15I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:18I know, Topher.
01:08:20But aren't you worried now that she knows
01:08:21that she's going to go and tell Senator Hesler and the media
01:08:24you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:26As long as they can be with you.
01:08:28But...
01:08:29Don't worry.
01:08:30Becca's just jealous.
01:08:32She cares about this campaign too much to destroy it.
01:08:35I don't care about that right now.
01:08:37All I care about is you.
01:08:38Did you mean it when you said that you loved me?
01:08:44Of course I did.
01:08:46I love you, Sarah.
01:08:49I love you too.
01:08:58Sarah, what do you think about this line for the debate now?
01:09:04I like it.
01:09:06I'm glad you like it.
01:09:07I think that's enough input from the intern.
01:09:15We have an election tomorrow
01:09:16and a debate against Hesler in a couple of hours.
01:09:20No more distractions.
01:09:22Let's go.
01:09:25Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:27Trust me, I'm all around that.
01:09:29Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:30No, Topher, she's not coming.
01:09:32You're engaged to bet.
01:09:33I'm not going to let the media see the lusty ways you look at your intern.
01:09:38She's not coming.
01:09:47When he goes low, you go high.
01:09:49In the debate, I need you to emphasize love over hate.
01:09:53Hate, right here.
01:09:54Get that?
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:55Where's Sarah?
01:10:06Hi, I'm Sarah from the Christopher Stenet campaign.
01:10:09He's expecting me.
01:10:10Sarah, yes.
01:10:12Here you are.
01:10:14Hmm?
01:10:15His campaign manager specifically told me to keep you up.
01:10:19Go away.
01:10:19Hi, I'm here for my fiancee's interview.
01:10:31My name's...
01:10:32I know you are.
01:10:33You're Beth.
01:10:34Please, go right in.
01:10:36Oh, and good luck tonight.
01:10:40Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:43You're my good luck, child.
01:10:49Sorry.
01:10:50Beth, I...
01:10:51Wait.
01:10:53Sarah?
01:10:54You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:56Oh, my God.
01:10:58Beth doesn't even exist.
01:11:00It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:11:02Calm down.
01:11:03I ordered you not to come here.
01:11:06You're a scandal waiting to happen.
01:11:08We're in love.
01:11:09He wants me at this debate.
01:11:11Stupid.
01:11:11Hey.
01:11:13That's my girl.
01:11:15Your girl?
01:11:16Jesus, Topher.
01:11:17This is a disaster.
01:11:19You've let this little farm girl hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:23Dump her now and kick her out, or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:31Sarah, the election is in two days.
01:11:34I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:37Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:39You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:41What?
01:11:42Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:46Good luck winning without me.
01:11:49Go out there.
01:11:55Take Senator Hussle's back.
01:12:03Hey, warm slut.
01:12:06Becca, Topher fired you.
01:12:08What are you doing?
01:12:08Are you getting here?
01:12:09I'm working for Senator Hussle now.
01:12:13And I told him everything.
01:12:15How Topher is sleeping with you, his intern.
01:12:20This debate is about to be a bloodbath.
01:12:23Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy because you hate me that much.
01:12:28You really are so idless.
01:12:30What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:32Try and fight me?
01:12:33No, I don't fight.
01:12:37I go to war.
01:12:39We are live for the Senate debate between Senator Hussle and his challenger, Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:45That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:49We saw you fire a gun indoors at a press conference.
01:12:53We all saw the video.
01:12:54What video?
01:12:56If there was a video with an AI fake,
01:13:01you are really getting nasty in the dirt.
01:13:05Like a farm girl.
01:13:09You and your boyfriend are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:13And speaking of farm girls, you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:19Stinnett, are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:22You are having an unethical, immoral, disgusting, torture affair with one of your employees.
01:13:36Your intern!
01:13:38I...
01:13:39Hang on.
01:13:41No.
01:13:42This.
01:13:47What are you smiling about?
01:13:50Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:13:52Topher sees the best in people.
01:13:56But on the farm, I learned to trust my gut.
01:13:59I knew you would do something desperate when he fired you.
01:14:03So I prepared for this.
01:14:05You rang, Sarah?
01:14:07How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:11All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:22Candy?
01:14:23I mean, who are you?
01:14:25You have spent your entire campaign mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:29Now it's time for me to give you a taste of your own medicine.
01:14:31Oh, come on, Senator H.
01:14:36You know me.
01:14:37I didn't sleep with your opponent like you paid me to.
01:14:42But I sure did sleep with you, big boy.
01:14:46I am a religious, immoral family man, and I did not have sex with this woman.
01:14:55Now turn that damn thing off.
01:15:06We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:09Topher is not only screwing his intern.
01:15:12His fiance isn't real.
01:15:15He lied, he lied, he lied.
01:15:19Christopher's standing.
01:15:20He slept with his intern.
01:15:22Then he lied to all of you to pretend that his fiance was a social liar.
01:15:27Ha!
01:15:31I.
01:15:32After we destroy your life tonight,
01:15:34you'll have no choice but to run home to your little corn farm.
01:15:38I.
01:15:38I, I, I.
01:15:40You lied!
01:15:41Admit it!
01:15:42And then drop out of this race in disgrace.
01:15:45Fool!
01:15:53You're right.
01:15:55I wasn't honest about my personal life.
01:15:59You all deserve the truth straight from me.
01:16:02Scandal!
01:16:04Godless, unethical, immoral, lying!
01:16:08S.O.B.
01:16:10I did lie.
01:16:12But the difference between us,
01:16:13you lied for cruelty and power.
01:16:18I did it for love.
01:16:22Sarah, I love you.
01:16:24And I want everyone to know it.
01:16:26I care more about you
01:16:27than I care about winning this election.
01:16:31Will you please come onto the debate stage with me?
01:16:33He wants me to go on national TV?
01:16:35Don't do it, Heck.
01:16:38They can do this.
01:16:39For Topher.
01:16:45What in the hell are you doing?
01:16:48This is a TPD!
01:16:50A televised political debate!
01:16:52You can't bring props!
01:16:53You think all women are objects?
01:16:57Sarah is not a pro of the Senate.
01:17:00This is highly irregular.
01:17:02This is cheating.
01:17:04This is rigging the election.
01:17:05And this girl's got no...
01:17:07No.
01:17:08My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:17:10You want to talk about rights?
01:17:14You've been fighting
01:17:15to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:17:17You've demeaned and degraded women
01:17:19for far too long.
01:17:21Shut up.
01:17:23Sit down, woman!
01:17:24No.
01:17:25I'm showing you what it's like
01:17:27to finally have a powerful woman
01:17:29stand up to you,
01:17:30you sexist woman.
01:17:33Give him hell, babe.
01:17:35I'm not his intern.
01:17:37I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:39What?
01:17:41When I first met this woman,
01:17:43it was a case of mistaken identity.
01:17:46I didn't know she was my intern.
01:17:48And she didn't know I was her boss.
01:17:49Topher thought I was a socialite
01:17:51named Beth.
01:17:52And because Senator Hessler
01:17:54is a psychopath
01:17:55who was stalking Topher
01:17:57in an attempt to bring him down,
01:17:59I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:18:02So yes,
01:18:03I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:18:05But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:18:07I fell in love with Sarah.
01:18:10Some things are more important
01:18:11than elections,
01:18:13than politics.
01:18:15But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:17Win, win, or lose.
01:18:19I want to be with you.
01:18:20Oh, M.G.
01:18:22I am so confused.
01:18:24Is it Beth?
01:18:25Is it Sarah?
01:18:25Is it Clark Kent?
01:18:26Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:27Either way,
01:18:28you guys had an illicit affair
01:18:30and you lied about your engagement.
01:18:32For once, Senator,
01:18:33you're right.
01:18:35We're not engaged.
01:18:38But I'm here to correct that.
01:18:49Sarah, I love you.
01:18:51Whether I win or lose this election,
01:18:52I don't want to lose you.
01:18:55Will you marry me?
01:18:56Yes.
01:18:57Of course I'll marry you.
01:19:04Woo!
01:19:08Ah, no!
01:19:09I will have you criminally investigated.
01:19:14I've done it before.
01:19:15I've stolen so much money
01:19:17from the Senate.
01:19:19I'm rich,
01:19:20and I'll use this money
01:19:21to destroy you
01:19:22and to bribe prosecutors
01:19:24to investigate you.
01:19:26Ha!
01:19:28No!
01:19:28Senator,
01:19:29stop talking!
01:19:30It's all taken out of context.
01:19:32It's about time
01:19:33you admitted to your crime,
01:19:34Senator.
01:19:35Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:19:38It's all taken out of context.
01:19:40If you see a clip of me
01:19:42on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:44it is a fake AI video
01:19:47of chief fake fake news.
01:19:48Cut!
01:19:49Cut to commercial!
01:19:50No!
01:19:51What?
01:19:51What?
01:20:02Senator,
01:20:03we can figure this out.
01:20:05Silence,
01:20:06you incompetent woman!
01:20:08Go!
01:20:08Talk to the media!
01:20:10Get them
01:20:11to report
01:20:12Senate scandal!
01:20:14I tried.
01:20:15They don't care.
01:20:17They love him
01:20:17and his
01:20:18farm girl love story.
01:20:20Farm girl?
01:20:21Ooh,
01:20:21that is kind of hot.
01:20:23I can't lose this
01:20:24erect election!
01:20:26Oh, short!
01:20:27Oh, short!
01:20:28Oh, wow!
01:20:28I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:32No matter what happens,
01:20:37we ran a good campaign.
01:20:39I'm forever grateful
01:20:40for all of you
01:20:41who helped.
01:20:43No regrets.
01:20:45You crushed Senator Hessler
01:20:46in the debate,
01:20:47but he has a big
01:20:48base of support.
01:20:50This will be
01:20:51an extremely close election.
01:20:5350-50 coin toss.
01:20:55You need to relax.
01:20:57Come with me.
01:21:02As your campaign manager,
01:21:04I disagree with the staff.
01:21:07The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:09They want hope.
01:21:10I think you'll win
01:21:11in a landslide.
01:21:13I hope so.
01:21:14But if I lose,
01:21:16it's not your fault.
01:21:18No matter what,
01:21:18I still love you
01:21:19and I can't wait
01:21:20to marry you.
01:21:21Me too.
01:21:22But you won't lose.
01:21:24An election this close
01:21:25would take hours
01:21:27for the results
01:21:27to come in.
01:21:28I think I will know
01:21:30what we can do
01:21:30to kill some time together.
01:21:33They're about to call it.
01:21:40Senator Hessler
01:21:41has been defeated.
01:21:42It is a landslide
01:21:44for Christopher Stinnett,
01:21:45our new U.S. Senator.
01:21:50Yes!
01:21:50Yeah!
01:21:53Yes!
01:21:56Mr. Senator-elect.
01:21:58You're out of hand.
01:22:00Sarah,
01:22:02he won because of commotion.
01:22:04You were right.
01:22:06Congratulations,
01:22:07both of you,
01:22:08on great victory
01:22:09and great engagement.
01:22:14Woo!
01:22:15Yes!
01:22:16Yeah!
01:22:17Yeah!
01:22:19Is this coming?
01:22:20I know.
01:22:22I know.
01:22:23Senator.
01:22:24You're just coming.
01:22:24Yeah.
01:22:28I'm the luckiest man in Washington
01:22:35Because I have you
01:22:36I'm the lucky one
01:22:42When I left the farm, I wanted to help change the world
01:22:46But I never imagined I would end up here
01:22:49Okay, let's get to the end
01:22:51And now pronounce you Senator and wife
01:22:58Mrs. Senator, the honeymoon can wait
01:23:08First, let's change the world
01:23:12Get us a copy of our women's right amendment
01:23:15Let's make this thing into law
01:23:28Let's make this thing into law
01:23:42Let's make this thing into law