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00:00Maybe he has come to his senses, or maybe the University of North Carolina will force him to get a reality check
00:09and realize that he doesn't need a 24-year-old soulmate running his life, running his PR, running his media company, whatever the role is.
00:21Well, she's the COO of that thing?
00:23Yeah, Belichick Productions.
00:25This is going to get very, very sticky.
00:29She's the COO of Belichick Productions, so she has a lot to do with, you know, what the things that he's doing.
00:34And now that you banned her, or allegedly banned her from the stadium and the football facilities,
00:41and Bill Belichick is the, like, he's the swinging big stick head coach.
00:47You know what I mean?
00:47He's not no, like, just jabroni head coach that's like, all right.
00:51He's like, I don't know if this is going to stand because, listen, they need Bill more than Bill needs him.
00:58You know, that type of stuff.
01:00I hope he doesn't mind sleeping on the couch.
01:03He's going to be out of the big bed for a while.
01:05If he agrees to what UNC wants him to do, but if he stands up and be like,
01:10Jordan, don't even worry about that.
01:14Yo ass, go in the building whenever you want.
01:17Well, he can't do that if the athletic director has banned her from the facility.
01:23I mean, he must have, Bubba must have had a conversation with Bill about it.
01:26How many conversations do you think there were before it got to this point?
01:32A lot.
01:34Oh, what a final chapter in a million years.
01:39Winky, you said earlier, you think he may not ever coach a game here.
01:43No, no, no.
01:44Was that not you?
01:45That was me.
01:45I think that if he chooses to go with the AD saying, then there could be issues in their relationship.
01:55I think he has to.
01:56He has to go with what the AD is saying.
01:57Bill Belichick isn't going to choose to not coach after all of this.
02:01No, he's going to coach.
02:02But you think he's going to listen to Bubba?
02:04Men have done it, Courtney, through all of time.
02:08Where they have chosen a woman over anything else.
02:12That's men with no power.
02:14He's got power.
02:16Yeah.
02:16He's not listening to Bubba.
02:18He's like, listen, Jordan, don't listen to anything they're saying.
02:21If they say something, you call me.
02:24You honestly think she's going back in the football facility.
02:27I bet if this isn't true, and I told Courtney this off the air, Jordan is the type of person
02:33that she posts a picture from inside the facilities just to spite people.
02:40Yeah.
02:40So you think that Bill Belichick is not going to follow this new event?
02:44I don't think so.
02:45So then he'll be out?
02:46No, he ain't going nowhere.
02:47Several texters suggest that Bill is strategically using the university to break up with her.
02:55Oh, brilliant.
02:57He can't do it himself.
02:59That's Bubba.
02:59Sorry, hon.
03:02Tough weekend to do it.
03:03That gives him a convenient excuse heading into the Miss Maine competition this weekend.
03:10Saw the writing on the wall that she was going to lose, and he's like, I got to get
03:12out of this while I still can.
03:14Is he going to be there in Maine this week?
03:16Hello to all of our Maine listeners.
03:17Good morning and hello.
03:18You think he's going to be there?
03:20Weren't they in New York together?
03:22Yes.
03:22So I bet he's in Maine support, no?
03:24This is Dave from Natick.
03:26What's up, Dave?
03:28Hi.
03:29I'm just curious.
03:30Is he still rich?
03:31Yes.
03:32Yeah.
03:32Bill Belichick, and is she still young and hot?
03:35Yes.
03:35She is.
03:37I'm pretty confident that if this falls apart, they'll both find new soulmates pretty quickly.
03:42So I'm not so worried about that.
03:45I mean, I think once Bill gets into the North Carolina actual running the football program,
03:51I think pretty quick you'll find out that his first love in life is football, not his girlfriend.
03:57So it'll all work out.
04:00Okay.
04:00We'll know pretty quickly.
04:02Yeah.
04:02And the July is when they start fall camp.
04:04Mm-hmm.
04:05And whether or not she's on the field and that kind of thing.
04:07She'll post from inside the facility next week.
04:09She will.
04:09This is Jake from Boston.
04:11Hello, Jake.
04:13Listen, as a Carolina alum, I've arced.
04:16I can't believe they kicked Jordan out of the facility.
04:18I think that is dumb.
04:20She's a net positive in terms of the branding because we're talking about Carolina football
04:25and not Alabama.
04:26And here's the bigger problem.
04:27They can kick her out.
04:29She will still be in that facility more than Steve Belichick, who can't stop getting his
04:34wife, Jen, pregnant.
04:35Steve has five kids, all under the age of seven.
04:39I mean, how can you be a coordinator for a leading Division I program if all you're doing
04:44is parenting?
04:45And don't get me sharted on Steve because this has been a problem leading back five or
04:49six years.
04:50That Tennessee playoff game, remember Brady's last game?
04:53Yeah.
04:53Remember the fact that we played Miami.
04:55We gagged on a Sunday.
04:56This was after Linda dragged Bill all around to her holiday parties the week before.
05:01So Monday, Steve's at home at five.
05:03Then we go to the Bullens game on Thursday, and we somehow lose on Saturday night to Tennessee
05:07because, again, Steve is lazy.
05:10Brian is lazy.
05:12She at least draws headlines and, you know, fulfills other needs for Bill.
05:16It is the coaching staff of nepotism and nepo baby losers that are Carolina's real concern.
05:22And Bubba Cunningham needs to get that through his little brain, his little AC,
05:26PC brain.
05:27Otherwise, yeah, Bill is going to go five and six, and they'll miss a bogey.
05:31But it won't be because of her.
05:32It's because he hires all his stupid kids, and he's got all his stupid alums.
05:36He's got Jamie Collins.
05:38He's got Natramese.
05:39Like, his bogey stuff sucks.
05:41Okay.
05:41Jake, thank you.
05:42Wow.
05:42Somebody's a little mad.
05:44He's fired up.
05:44I didn't know that Steve Belichick had five kids.
05:47He was pretty good at Washington.
05:49Wasn't he, Wiggy?
05:49Yeah, he was good at Washington.
05:51But that is...
05:51Wiggy had him as a head coach in the NFL.
05:53Oh, soon.
05:54That's an alum who is saying it's an actual good thing for the brand that Jordan is involved.
05:59Yeah, because people are talking about it.
06:01Yeah, that's what schools want.
06:03Do you think Duke thought the lacrosse thing was good because people were talking about it?
06:06Yeah, that's different, though.
06:07It's not even close.
06:08Yeah, it's legal issues.
06:10I'm saying that people are mocking the North Carolina football team.
06:14It is a punchline literally on Saturday Night Live.
06:17Yeah, but for people down in the Carolinas, they love that they're being talked about in the ACC.
06:21It doesn't sound like it if the AD is forcing her out of the building.
06:24Well, like he said, Bubba Cunningham is getting through his pee head.
06:28No way, Bubba.
06:29He can't hear that.
06:30Do you think he's doing that without hearing from people that are pissed?
06:32Who's that, Bubba?
06:33I'm sure that the ticket sales office for UNC football season tickets are thrilled with
06:38what's been going on because those tickets are going to sell like hotcakes this season.
06:44Is there a chance that if she doesn't win Miss Maine this weekend that Bill upgrades with
06:51somebody else?
06:52No.
06:52Like, is that?
06:53No, not yet.
06:54I think when he goes in explores the Miss Universe competition, Greg.
06:58Bill likes winners.
06:59He likes winners.
07:01I guess it depends who wins.
07:02Well, not recently.
07:04I bet she wins.
07:06Oh, you think so?
07:07Yeah.
07:07Miss Maine?
07:08I thought you said she only had a few votes.
07:10Well, that's like the fan vote.
07:11Oh, okay.
07:12Fan voting.
07:12Yeah.
07:13All right.
07:13Well, I'm telling you, Bill, boy.
07:17Bubba, get it right down there.
07:19Get it right down in Carolinas.
07:21Well, do you think Bubba tells Bill what to do?
07:24No.
07:25So.
07:25I think it goes in one.
07:26If Bubba, I think Bubba's like, Bill, what do you think we should do?
07:29Because it is good for the university.
07:31Like, we are actually.
07:33Bubba probably brought it up and Bill's like, yeah, no, we'll try to keep her out of the
07:36thing and understand what you're saying.
07:38And he's never going to.
07:40He probably never.
07:40He probably hasn't even had a conversation with her.
07:43He probably doesn't have the nuts to have the conversation with her.
07:47I know what he's doing to Bubba.
07:48God damn it, Bubba.
07:50Are you really asking me about my real effing relationship, Bubba?
07:56We got bigger things to worry about.
07:58Like, who's going to be our starting effing quarterback?
08:01And Bubba's like, I guess you're right, Bill.
08:04I reckon we can figure that one out.
08:07Yeah.
08:08All right.
08:09Well, interesting goings on when it comes to the relationship turmoil.
08:14If there is such a thing between.
08:16It's actually between Bill Belichick and the university and not.
08:20I'm not.
08:21I'm guessing between Bill and Jordan.
08:23They are now the it couple.
08:25Like it was Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift.
08:28Well, this brings people together.
08:29When they have a common enemy and now the common enemy of Bill and Jordan is the university that employs him.
08:37It used to be Jay-Z and Beyonce, then Barack and Obama, then Travis.
08:41Barack and Obama.
08:42I love Barack and Obama.
08:44I mean, Barack and Michelle and Travis and Taylor.
08:46Now it's like Bill and Jordan.
08:49I love Tom and Brady.
08:52All right.