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00:00:00沈总到家了好
00:00:06陈特主辛苦你这段时间陪我去国外早点回去休息
00:00:14多谢沈总关心我还得先去一趟集团已经你已经回国了
00:00:19我得通知其他高嫂为明天会议做能对
00:00:22好那就辛苦你 直走所在
00:00:25跟我吧
00:00:27走
00:00:30哎呀 我的姑奶奶 你可算是回来了
00:00:35吴大妈 听这话说的是什么意思啊
00:00:39清雪啊 你是真不知道还是假不知道啊
00:00:43自从你丈夫老家的亲戚搬进来小区住以后啊
00:00:46整个小区都没消停过
00:00:48我知道你是大老板
00:00:50可你也不能任由家人乱来啊
00:00:52实在不行 我们业主凑钱把你家房子买下来
00:00:55只求你家人别再唠了
00:00:57胡大妈 丈夫 家人
00:01:00我这自从晨晨的爸爸走了之后
00:01:02我就没谈过对象 哪冒出来的丈夫呀
00:01:06你没结婚啊 那你家里面一些人怎么
00:01:08我家里面有人 怎么
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00:01:11对啊
00:01:13红桌
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00:01:19哎呀
00:01:21喂 来 下一个 下一个 快
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00:01:30你别给他出败
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00:01:32你能到谁啊 为什么在我家
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00:01:39I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:02:09I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:02:39I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:03:09I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:03:39I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:03:41I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:03:43I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:03:45I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:03:47I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:03:49I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:03:51I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:03:53I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:03:55I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:03:57I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:03:59I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:04:01I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:04:03I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:04:05I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:04:07I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:04:09I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:04:11I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:04:13I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:04:15I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:04:18because you're sitting so late.
00:04:20I'll come and eat your wife.
00:04:22I won't let you know what I'm talking about.
00:04:24I don't know what you're talking about.
00:04:26I'm going to get yourself together.
00:04:28I'm going to get you on my own business tonight.
00:04:32I think we are coming together.
00:04:36I think we're going to be your wife and wife.
00:04:38Come on, look at me.
00:04:40My wife and I are calling you sometimes.
00:04:44You are calling me.
00:04:45沈清雪 你不要以为自己有几个钱你就给我相声跋扈
00:04:49我告诉你 我对你客气 那是看在我弟弟的面子上
00:04:53你再敢跟我这样说话 求求我抽你我
00:04:56你们这群人擅长民宅 把我家里面搞得乌烟瘴气了
00:05:00我现在没找你们麻烦 你们倒想要打我
00:05:03好啊 来 动一个试试
00:05:07别冲动啊 春美
00:05:10这人家说的也没错 毕竟这里啊 是人家和你弟弟的家 不是你的家
00:05:18我放弃 我弟弟是我从小带到大的 他的家就是我的家
00:05:22春美姐 老话说得好 这弟弟姐姐是一家人
00:05:28这弟妹姐姐呀 是两家人
00:05:31人家 大心底啊 瞧不起你 压根没把你当姐姐看
00:05:37你呀 就别热脸这些人家搂戏过了啊
00:05:41不行 我今天非得非得收拾这个不知天高地厚 没有理数的女人
00:05:46要不然传出去以为我们将将没有规矩了
00:05:49沈青雪是吧 我告诉你 不要以为自己以为臭钱就给我们白捕
00:05:59要不是我弟弟可怜你 是不是没去个二号这么退路去的女人
00:06:03放肆
00:06:04她娘子给我再好一个试试
00:06:07你敢打我 打你 你要是再敢嚣张 消失个加码之后
00:06:14要是青雪知道了 我帮她把公司和家里管理的经纪有条一定会很精细
00:06:21薛总 我一直很好奇一件事情 您是怎么确定咱们沈总喜欢你啊
00:06:26您说这会不会有什么误会啊
00:06:28误会个屁啊
00:06:30薛总 是我誓言啊
00:06:32但是啊 我还是想了解一下
00:06:34您是怎么判断沈总爱上我的人
00:06:36您是怎么判断沈总爱上我的人
00:06:37既然你诚心诚意的发问了啊 那我就大发慈悲的告诉你
00:06:41有一次啊 清雪加巴的很晚 我在休息时等她
00:06:46突然他送了一份粥给我 还是我最爱喝的海鲜粥
00:06:51你说 他要对我没意思 怎么会亲自送过来啊
00:06:55端了一把海鲜粥
00:06:57那是外卖员送错了 沈总刚好海鲜过敏
00:07:01本着不浪费粮食的原子
00:07:03恰巧那天江晨又一个人在休息室就给他钻过去
00:07:06还有一次 我就是腰有点酸 揉了揉腰 被清雪给看见了
00:07:12过了几分钟啊 陈特助就送了一台三万块的按摩仪给我
00:07:18其实啊 这不算什么 最重要的是 清雪啊 动不动就问我
00:07:23腰怎么样 你想想 一个女人啊 我男人腰是什么意思
00:07:29不是 她脑子有病吧 按摩仪是公司新推出的产品
00:07:35目标群体就是常年开车的司机 所以沈总让我给他送过去
00:07:40目的就是要测测这个产品好不好用
00:07:42当然了 真正让我意识到清雪爱上我的事啊
00:07:46还属年度大会那一天 当着一众高层领导的面
00:07:50我看他在喝冷咖啡 下意识忍不住训练
00:07:54你猜怎么着 她真不喝了 特意让人啊 换成热水
00:08:01你说 她这不是爱上我 是常常的
00:08:05帮她娘的狗屁 那天是沈总刚好来立嫁
00:08:10所以 冰咖啡喝不了 就换成热水喝了
00:08:13这年头 怎么还有这么苦心的人
00:08:16陈特助 这也是我们听说 我们也不敢去问人
00:08:20不行 我得给沈总亲自会问
00:08:23来人
00:08:25开车 帮我去趟沈总家
00:08:28我收起我
00:08:30不要紧我 妈妈 不要紧我 妈妈
00:08:34你个小爷子还能够做什么事啊
00:08:36小姐 小姐 小姐 没事吧
00:08:39你们该把我女儿 我怕我告你们了
00:08:45告 呼呼大侄女儿 那是天经地义
00:08:49告 有用吗
00:08:50就是
00:08:51还有 你是哪只眼睛看见我打她了
00:08:54我听了教育她
00:08:56你没听说过吗
00:08:57不成气 死不打不成财
00:09:00你们再打下一个
00:09:01你们给我等着
00:09:02把手机放弄我
00:09:08把手机放弄我
00:09:10呀
00:09:11哎
00:09:12妹妹 你没事吧
00:09:13您这个说就坏了
00:09:15It's too late!
00:09:16This guy is a good guy!
00:09:17He is so stupid.
00:09:18I'm going to help you with a woman, you're not a good one.
00:09:20I'll call her to call my uncle.
00:09:22I'll tell you how to call her.
00:09:23No matter what you said!
00:09:24You're a dumb guy!
00:09:25I told her, she's a dumb guy.
00:09:28She's a dumb guy who's all who is trying to get out of her.
00:09:33She's a good man for a job!
00:09:34She's a good dude!
00:09:36She's not a good man!
00:09:37She's a dumb guy!
00:09:39She's a dumb guy!
00:09:40She's a dumb guy!
00:09:41She's a dumb guy!
00:09:43It's not gonna be a big deal, but I'm not gonna be able to say anything.
00:09:45I'm not gonna be able to say anything.
00:09:49You're not gonna be okay.
00:09:52You have to be able to make me a girl.
00:09:54You are in our family.
00:09:56You're a young sister.
00:09:57You are not going to die.
00:09:58I will forgive you.
00:10:00You are not going to die.
00:10:02That's not me.
00:10:03I'll have you get me a son.
00:10:05You are a stupid guy.
00:10:07You're a dumb man.
00:10:09You're a dumb man.
00:10:11Do the same thing.
00:10:12Tell him to keep it up!
00:10:14It's a good thing!
00:10:15Good job!
00:10:17We're doing what to do.
00:10:18We're just going to get it.
00:10:20Come on!
00:10:23Don't touch me!
00:10:24Don't touch me!
00:10:26Don't touch me!
00:10:27Tumit!
00:10:28Tumit!
00:10:28You're a little girl!
00:10:29How can I get a girl?
00:10:31I'll get her back to you again!
00:10:33Don't touch me!
00:10:34Don't touch me!
00:10:35Don't touch me!
00:10:37Don't touch me!
00:10:38Don't touch me!
00:10:38Don't touch me!
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