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00:00Lucha, mucha lucha, mucha lucha
00:02It's a way of life, mucha lucha, mucha lucha
00:06Here we go, mucha lucha, mucha lucha
00:16It's a way of life, mucha lucha, mucha lucha
00:30A true luchador knows the only thing to fear is fear itself.
00:58Oh, and bullies.
01:19You ricochet! You're a disgrace! Turn off this alarm!
01:23Sleeping is for wimps!
01:24A masked wrestler never sleeps! Pillows are for tontos! Get up!
01:28It's lucha time!
01:36Lucha-ran!
01:46Uno, dos, tres!
01:48Tricks!
01:50Pranko Shay, get moving!
01:52Mijo then isn't going to be late for his first day of school like last year!
02:02Nice moves, Chico, but...
02:04Whoa!
02:06Gonna be a lucha day!
02:11Remember the code, mijo.
02:13Honor! Family! Tradition!
02:19And doughnut!
02:20Flee!
02:21Flee!
02:22How many times have I told you to stay out of my garbage?
02:23Now, come on! We're gonna be late for school!
02:26Nine hundred ninety-eight!
02:27Nine hundred ninety-nine!
02:28Nine hundred ninety-nine!
02:29One thousand!
02:30You two almost missed a buck!
02:32If I didn't believe in upholding the honor of our friendship, if we weren't the three mascaritas, I would have so gotten that buck without you guys!
02:37This is the first day of the new school year! I refuse to live in the ignominy of tardiness!
02:41Now get on the buck!
02:42Hurry! The door's closed!
02:44Hurry! The door's closed!
02:45You two almost missed a buck!
02:46You two almost missed a buck!
02:47If I didn't believe in upholding the honor of our friendship, if we weren't the three mascaritas, I would have so gotten that buck without you guys!
02:52This is the first day of the new school year! I refuse to live in the ignominy of tardiness!
02:57Now get on the buck!
02:59Hurry! The door's closing!
03:16Buenas vibraciones! That was close!
03:19Not for me! I like danger! Living on the edge! Wrestling in the fast lane!
03:26I... I'm me!
03:30Watch it! This is my school!
03:33And it's not just any school!
03:36It's the far most world-renowned international school of future!
03:45Like I told the miasmic marauder in our marathon Machu Picchu match, it's three falls and you're out!
03:51This is your first fall!
03:53Now off you go to class. Bye-bye!
03:56And then you're out!
03:57And then you're out!
03:58And then you're out!
03:59And then you're out!
04:00And then you're out!
04:01And then you're out!
04:02And then you're out!
04:03And then you're out!
04:04And then you're out!
04:05Okay! I want a good, clean roll call! No biting, no kicking, no gum-chewing!
04:09Ricochet!
04:10Good job!
04:11The flea!
04:12You got the flea!
04:13Buena girl!
04:14It's all buena!
04:15Cindy Slam!
04:17El Loco Mosquito!
04:18Potato Patata Junior!
04:19Yo! What's up, yo!
04:20French Twist!
04:21Sonic Sumo!
04:23Hey!
04:24Francisco of the Forest!
04:25Oh!
04:26Zero Kelvin!
04:27Peri Plutonium!
04:28Double Ninja Ninja!
04:29Hey!
04:30Maz Dog!
04:31Maz Dog?
04:32Hey, Maz Dog!
04:33It's good!
04:34Class!
04:35This is a very big year for you here at the foremost world-renowned International School of
04:44Lucha!
04:45I want you to go to your corners and come out learning!
04:49There's mic work, signature mascara, and most importantly, how to find your own signature
04:56thing that's unmoved!
04:57Hey!
04:58That's my lunch!
04:59Yeah?
05:00Well, it's in my mouth!
05:03So, it's important that you, huh?
05:06You!
05:07Ricochet!
05:08You broke my stick!
05:09What?
05:10What?
05:11What?
05:12What?
05:13Technical foul!
05:14Bad language!
05:15To the headmistress's office, now!
05:16You're out of here!
05:17Next!
05:18Next!
05:39Next!
05:43I captured that one from the masked muchacho in a title bar in Vaja.
05:54When I was finished with him, he couldn't ride a burro for a month.
06:00But in a pleasantry, I warned you, cabrito, this is your second fall.
06:05I'm going to have to throw the book at you.
06:10Code of Mask Wrestling?
06:12Yes, the code of mask wrestling.
06:15It is the very foundation of this school.
06:17Each student follows every rule in that book.
06:21And do you know why?
06:22Because otherwise you'd scare the types of them?
06:25Yes.
06:26That ends.
06:29Mask wrestling is not a sport.
06:32It is not mere entertainment.
06:34It is a way of life.
06:36It is honor, family, tradition.
06:40And donuts?
06:40Do not interrupt.
06:44Take the code.
06:46Learn it.
06:46Love it.
06:47Live it.
06:48Make yourself worthy.
06:50Oh, and you've already had two falls.
06:53If I see you making trouble one more time, you are out of this school for good.
06:58Got it?
06:59Yes, ma'am.
07:00I mean, your headmistress Ness.
07:02No problema.
07:03Come on, show me what you did over your summer vacation or you will be benched.
07:09Let's go already.
07:13Time!
07:14You, Ricochet, take your seat.
07:16Um, Potero Patata Jr., your left butt cheek is in my seat.
07:23I know.
07:24It's comfy.
07:25But it's my seat.
07:27Yeah?
07:29Well, it's got my rear end in it.
07:31You feeling okay, Ricochet?
07:38That's a disgrace.
07:39A true mask wrestler would never take that.
07:41His hiney has blatantly disgraced your family and your family's family and your family's family's family's family.
07:46You feeling okay, Ricochet?
07:47My jovencito is true.
07:49My jovencito is strong.
07:51My behind your seat.
07:53My behind your seat.
07:55Three pounds and you're out.
07:57You're a disgrace, a disgrace.
07:59Oh, no, mother of tradition.
08:01Do not.
08:02You're out.
08:03You're out.
08:04You're out.
08:06Nothing says I love you like flowers.
08:08Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:38Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:56Tap out.
08:56Tap out.
08:57Okay, okay, I did, I did.
09:02Flea, was that cream donut really the lucha thing to do?
09:06Yes, it was, baby.
09:08Headmistress, I can explain.
09:15No, I can't.
09:16You see, the truth is, I was only trying to defend the honor of my lunch, my desk, my family.
09:22I did it because, because I am a true mass wrestler.
09:27And I'm proud of mass wrestling.
09:31And I heard a bunch of voices that told me to do it.
09:33I only have one thing to say.
09:35Good job, well done, Ricochet.
09:38I am wiping your slate clean.
09:40You are in the clear.
09:42Keep it that way.
09:45Here, Ricochet, have a donut, champ.
09:48Oh, yeah.
09:49Thanks, Flea.
09:52Say, Flea, where'd you get these donuts anyway?
09:55Um, the Flea borrowed them off a desk a few doors down.
09:59Where are my donuts?
10:05A true luchador knows that size does not matter.
10:12Weight does.
10:12Ready, Ricochet?
10:25El luchador must be prepared for uneven odds.
10:29Like three against one.
10:30You, el loco mosquito.
10:31Protozor, and el pacifico.
10:33I want you to wrestle, Ricochet.
10:35Uno, dos, get in there.
10:37Protoplasm.
10:45Dragon fists of your ring.
10:47La nariz de dolor.
10:50No!
10:51No!
10:51No!
10:52No!
10:52No!
10:53No!
10:53No!
10:54No!
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10:59No!
11:00No!
11:00No!
11:01No!
11:01No!
11:02No!
11:02No!
11:03No!
11:04No!
11:05No!
11:06No!
11:07No!
11:12Uno, dos, tres!
11:15Three down.
11:16Uno's nothing.
11:17We have a winner!
11:20Yay!
11:22Oh, yeah!
11:23Oh, yeah!
11:24Three against one, and I stand tall.
11:27Who's the man?
11:28Who's the big man?
11:29Yeah, you're the big man in your weight class.
11:33When you're picking on someone your own size.
11:36Yeah, you should have the guts to pick on someone bigger than you.
11:40Look out, Ricochet. They're using logic against you.
11:44Logic? No! No! No!
11:46Anything but that, logic gives the flea brain pain.
11:51Okay, that's better.
11:53What are you guys trying to say exactly?
11:55When you grow a little bit, maybe you can do some real professional mask wrestling.
12:00Yeah, I remember when I had a mask that size, I was still wearing diapers.
12:06Maybe Ricochet's still wearing diapers.
12:09Hey, nobody insults my diapers.
12:12Not that I wear diapers, but if I did, I wouldn't let the likes of you insult them.
12:17You three aren't so big.
12:18I, Ricochet, will wrestle you all three at once.
12:25Padre, the flea is proud of you for standing up for short guys everywhere.
12:30Stand up!
12:31I am standing.
12:31Ooh, the flea thinks you are so perdido.
12:35The flea is out of here before the flea gets to...
12:38I, the headmistress, say,
12:41nobody move!
12:43The flea cannot feel the flea's legs.
12:45Oh, wait, here they are right next to the flea.
12:47Here at the far most world-renowned International School of Lucha!
12:56We wrestle by weight class.
13:01I give you my judgment!
13:05Ricochet cannot wrestle Potato Patata Jr., Francisco of the Forest, and El Histagrande in a three against one match.
13:13He is not in their collective weight class.
13:16However, he can wrestle them if he's the same weight as all three.
13:21By tomorrow morning!
13:23Ave lucha day.
13:26The flea feels better now.
13:31I'm gonna do it.
13:32I'm gonna put on enough weight to meet and defeat those oversized brutos.
13:36Ricochet, you've got to put on 600 pounds by tomorrow morning.
13:39That's so buena!
13:41This will be one of the best challenge matches in the history of challenge matches.
13:44I think you can do it.
13:46Flea, what do you think?
13:48The flea thinks you have a lot of work to do.
14:00Oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:11Hmm.
14:12Ricochet, you're only a dishonorable 300 pounds instead of 650.
14:16You should be ashamed!
14:18All our hard work for nada.
14:20Wait!
14:21The flea has the answer!
14:23The flea's parents are having an all-you-can-eat buffet at the flea's family restaurant.
14:27Ricochet can eat the flea's family out of house and home.
14:30Prepare to meet your destiny!
14:44Too much? I don't know. Luchadores gotta know his limitations.
14:48If you quit now, you'll be a disgrace. It's lucha time!
14:53I mean, it's lunchtime!
14:56That food is mocking you!
14:58Ooh, big strong ricochet!
15:01Afraid of a little steamed donut and oyster sauce and cocoa vac.
15:04The food's insulting me!
15:06Your sweet and sour porky's going down!
15:24And now, for the ultimate in Buena Eats,
15:27El Mas Montaño's Mega Torta!
15:29It contains everything a Mas Monsider needs!
15:31Meat, chicken, pork, bacon, mayonnaise, butter,
15:3518 different cheeses, beef, eggs, Mas Montaño's special sauce,
15:38beef, by-products, butter, butter, butter,
15:41four eggs, seven different lunch meats,
15:42jellied beef juice, and extra bacon!
15:44I'm ready to face those three big brutos!
15:48I'm looking large!
15:50I'm walking tall!
15:51I'm gonna...
15:52FIRE!
15:53FIRE!
15:54The flea cannot feel his arms!
15:55Wait, here they are!
15:56Flea, those are my arms!
15:59Sorry!
16:00Sorry about that!
16:01Big guy coming through!
16:02Sorry!
16:03Almost there!
16:04Just a few more!
16:05Mr. Squishy Sponge Cake, he's our man!
16:07Spread the Squishy Sponge Cake across the land!
16:08Squishy Sponge Cake!
16:09Oh!
16:10Oh, that squishy, creamy filling!
16:11Maybe I'll have just a little treat before the big match!
16:12Oh!
16:13Oh!
16:14Oh!
16:15Oh!
16:16Oh!
16:17Oh!
16:18Oh!
16:19Oh!
16:20Oh!
16:21Oh!
16:22Oh!
16:23Oh!
16:24Oh!
16:25Oh!
16:26Oh!
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16:34Oh!
16:35Oh!
16:36Oh!
16:37Oh!
16:38Oh!
16:39Oh!
16:40Oh, my.
16:43Oh!
16:44Oh!
16:45Oh!
16:46Oh!
16:47You're just money!
16:48Oh,
17:01Oh!
17:02Where'd you come to?
17:04Oh!
17:08Ah!
17:09Oh!
17:10Ooh, creamy.
17:22No, no!
17:24All I ever wanted to do was deliver Mr. Squishy sponge cakes
17:27and dab it in like this.
17:33I guess it's kind of fitting.
17:40No, Mr. Shae, don't do it!
17:48Put down the spongey band, please!
17:54Oh, that was close.
17:57Huh?
18:03Ricochet?
18:04That's right.
18:06It's me, and you don't stand a chance.
18:08I am the greatest.
18:10I am the biggest.
18:12I am the man.
18:14And you're gonna pay for your insult.
18:17Wow, that weight's really gonna ricochet his head.
18:21And his thighs.
18:24Luchara!
18:27Three against one!
18:30Hold it!
18:31Nobody move!
18:34To the scales!
18:36You're too big to wrestle them!
18:46You're in a weight class on your own!
18:49Maybe the Elmas Montaigne's Mega Torta was a sandwich too far.
18:53No, it's okay, we didn't really want to wrestle Ricochet.
18:58He's cool.
18:59Like the new look, Ricochet.
19:01Yo.
19:03Okay, I guess I'll go get back to my normal weight class.
19:06The flea can not kill his brain!
19:11Oh, wait.
19:12Here it is.
19:13Right next to the flea.
19:15Here it is.
19:16Right next to the flea.
19:17Here it is.
19:18Right next to the flea.
19:19Here it is.
19:20Right next to the flea.
19:21So Montreal!
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