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00:00Mucha lucha, mucha lucha, it's the way of life, mucha lucha, mucha lucha, here we go, mucha lucha, mucha lucha, it's the way of life, mucha lucha, mucha lucha,
00:30A true luchador's signature move cannot be taught.
00:56It comes from deep within, I guess.
01:02Today you kids are going to be grooving with the signature move.
01:10The signature move has got to be who you are, like it says in the code.
01:17You can't be a masked wrestler without a signature move.
01:21Now, who wants to go for...
01:23Oh, oh, me please, Mr. Hespina!
01:26Hey, Minotauro!
01:28Do it up, Minotauro!
01:36City Slam!
01:41Zero kill!
01:43Brrrr!
01:49The Flea!
01:59You pee!
02:01Yeah, um, good Flea that was.
02:05Oh, special.
02:07The Flea! Thanks you, Mr. Hespina!
02:09Ricochet!
02:11Ricochet!
02:13Ricochet!
02:15Oh!
02:17Well, Mr. Hespina, that's kind of a funny story.
02:20You see, uh...
02:21Now, quit your talking!
02:22Just funk, funk, up here!
02:24And wrestle your groove, bang, amigo!
02:28Um, I'm sorry?
02:29I think he means, go up there and do your signature move.
02:38Oh, what do you want?
02:39I'm busy!
02:40Can it ask you to figure out five minutes to himself?
02:42I mean...
02:43Not right now, El Rey.
02:44I need your help.
02:45I don't have my signature move.
02:47Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
02:53El Rey, I'm serious.
02:54I haven't found it yet.
02:55Oh, well, you are not disgraced.
02:57Yet.
02:59Do not panic!
03:05Panic, mistress!
03:08Panic!
03:12I just dropped by to see some of your students' signature moves.
03:15Moves!
03:16Movesmash!
03:17Ricochet!
03:18Ah!
03:19Ricochet!
03:21I...
03:22I...
03:23All right, it's a disgrace to watch you wallow about like this.
03:26I will help!
03:28Repeat my words!
03:32I, Ricochet, have a signature move that is tan gradioso, tan tremendo, tan good.
03:38My signature move will knock your mask around backwards so your eyeholes will sprout hair.
03:43My signature move will pull your tights up over your head and tie them behind your ears.
03:48My signature move will take this school down to the...
03:52Ah!
03:55Fine.
03:56Let's see it.
03:57Ay, basura.
04:02Lunch time!
04:03Thank the glorious cheese of the sea!
04:06I look forward to seeing your tan grandioso signature move.
04:11Immediately after lunch or you are going to be down out of here tan pronto!
04:15My dear Ricochet.
04:16Oh!
04:20So what you're trying to tell the flea is that you don't actually have a signature move?
04:24Yeah.
04:25And if I don't get one before lunch is over, I am so kicked out of...
04:29The four most world-renowned International School of Lucha!
04:35It's times like these that a luchador turns to...
04:39The Code of Masked Wrestling!
04:42A signature move must come from deep inside the masked wrestler.
04:47Gah!
04:48Anything?
04:50Not a darn thing!
04:52What else does the Code of Masked Wrestling say?
04:55It says, whatever you do, don't buy a signature move from a guy in an alley downtown.
05:02What about the code?
05:03This is a bad idea!
05:05I have no choice.
05:12Hello?
05:13Hello?
05:14See?
05:15Nobody's here.
05:16Let's go home.
05:17No!
05:18I need a signature move, and I'm not leaving here without one!
05:21Oh!
05:22Mira!
05:28What do you want?
05:31I, uh, need to buy a signature move?
05:34I don't got no signature moves, ma'am!
05:37What is this?
05:39You with Master!
05:41He's cool!
05:42So, have any signature moves you want, huh?
05:48I got all kinds!
05:49Fancy schmancy ones!
05:50Little ones!
05:51Big ones!
05:53Ricochet, no!
05:54Don't do it!
05:55It's against the rules to buy a signature move!
05:58Hey, who is gonna know?
06:02Run!
06:06Hold up there!
06:07Hold up there!
06:08There!
06:23Got them out!
06:29Okay, say cheese!
06:31Cheese!
06:32Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
06:35Dang!
06:36Those ding kids ruined the tall picture!
06:39Let's get them!
06:40Yeah!
06:42Ah!
06:51Whoop!
06:53Me, me, me, me, me, me!
06:55Dark King!
06:57Those kids caused Jimmy to lose control of his wheelchair!
07:01Jimmy!
07:02No!
07:07Oh, Nelly!
07:09That was a close one!
07:12Quick!
07:13Get him!
07:14Get him!
07:15Get him!
07:16Get him!
07:17Get him!
07:18Get him!
07:23We've traveled!
07:24Do him with the end of lunch!
07:26Hang on!
07:27I'll use my signature move!
07:29Buena bulldozer of truth!
07:32Run!
07:45Run!
07:49Quick!
07:50Hide in here!
07:54The Flea thinks we lost them!
07:57Huh?
07:58Well, Ricochet, right on time.
08:11Let's see your great big spectacular signature move now!
08:22Hi, Poppy.
08:23Okay, El Rey, you started this.
08:25You're gonna finish it.
08:27What do you want from me?
08:28I'm only an action figure!
08:31Looks like I'm gonna have to finish it alone.
08:39You people want a piece of me?
08:42Yeah?
08:42Well, you're gonna have to get past me to get to me.
08:47You know what I mean.
08:52Signature move! Signature move! Signature move!
08:54Must find inner lucha!
09:00实际上 lucha!
09:08Eee!
09:12Eee!
09:14Eee!
09:14I am the greatest Masked Wrestler of all time, Luchanan!
09:39So headmistress, what do you think of my signature move?
09:43I call it, ricocheted, pulverizing, pinball!
09:49Needs work, B minus!
09:52There's just no pleasing that woman.
09:56There he is! Got him!
10:07A true luchador knows that good or bad isn't something you are,
10:10but a choice you make, like Naur or Gord of Nia!
10:20The Flea needs no tag! The Flea has everything under control!
10:25Come on, Flea! Get up! Take it to him!
10:29Uno! Dos!
10:31Nuffie!
10:32Bitch of Nuffie!
10:35Huh?
10:37The Flea is free!
10:38Hurry, Lucha! Go to your corners and come out!
10:41Itching!
10:42Snuffie! Snuffie! Snuffie! Snuffie!
10:46Who's Snuffie? Snuffie! Is me! Come out, who's Snuffie? Snuffie is me!
10:49Snuffie?
10:51Snuffie?
10:57Uno! Dos!
11:00Three!
11:01We have a winner!
11:05The tag team of the Flea and Snoopy!
11:09Snoopy, has anybody seen Snoopy?
11:13Snoopy, where are you, my little buddy?
11:17Come on, there we won!
11:21Snoopy, speak to me!
11:25Snoopy!
11:27Foul! Foul! You, Flea!
11:31You squash your own partner! Only bad guys do that!
11:35Oh, pobre Snoopy, a coochie coochie!
11:39You are in the wrong class! You're a bad guy!
11:41Report to Room 207!
11:43Room 207?
11:45But that's for bad guys!
11:47No, no, no, no! You got the Flea all wrong, Senor Micarda!
11:51The Flea is not a bad guy!
11:53The Flea helps little old ladies pick their garbage!
11:55The Flea always helps the little lost chickens find their way home to the Flea's house!
11:59The Flea is lovable, soft, hug-able!
12:01Come on! Somebody give the Flea a hug!
12:07You're out of here!
12:09Room 207!
12:11Oh!
12:17Hello! Hello, bad guys!
12:19The Flea is here!
12:21Anybody home?
12:23Why so glum, Chico?
12:25It's the Flea!
12:27He's been sent to Room 207!
12:29I'm worried that the Flea will become some horrible bad guy monster!
12:31Oh, si! He's a goner!
12:33He's never coming back!
12:35You will never see your compadre ever again!
12:37Forget him! Move on!
12:39Thanks a lot, El Rey!
12:41You're welcome!
12:43Oops! Muffins are ready!
12:45Buena, girl! We have to save the Flea!
12:47We have to go into Room 207 and bring him back before it's too late!
12:51Buena! But we can't do this alone!
12:53We're going to need help!
12:55Someone brave, strong and true!
12:57Snoopy!
12:59Of course! Snoopy!
13:01Do you know anyone brave, strong and true?
13:03I've heard terrible stories about Room 207!
13:15Luchadors go in, but they never come out!
13:17Legend has it that there was once a great mass wrestler that became bad!
13:23Really bad!
13:25El Delor de Kurtz!
13:29On a dark day, arrogantly defying everyone, Kurtz entered this very door!
13:35Snoopy!
13:37Buena, girl! You're not helping!
13:41Snoopy!
13:43You said it, Snoopy!
13:47Snoopy!
13:55Somewhere in this jungle, the Flea wanders all alone!
14:11Who dares encroach upon the lair of the bad guys?
14:14The Flea dares!
14:16You see, the Flea smashed his tag team partner when we're sent here to be a bad guy like you bad guys!
14:20Alright Flea, let's see how bad you can be!
14:24This is gonna be a piece of cake!
14:26For once, the Flea has a chance to get a good grade by simply being the Flea!
14:31By letting the deepest, nastiest, baddest, cheating as part of the Flea free to be all the Flea that the Flea can be!
14:36The Flea is ready!
14:38The Flea is ready!
14:42The Flea has the best!
14:48The Flea is now running out!
14:52The Flea has the best!
14:54Flee! You've made the dishonor roll!
15:08I'm so proud.
15:10Don't make a sound.
15:12We don't want anyone to know we're here.
15:14It's the flea!
15:28Hey, give us a hand, Orms.
15:31No!
15:37On the card tonight, we give you...
15:40The Flea Bad Guy Midterm Exams!
15:44Number one on the test! Destroy those intruders!
15:50Don't worry. The Flea would never hurt us, no matter how bad he's become.
15:55The Flea says, bring it on!
16:00I can't do this. I can't hurt the Flea. He's my friend.
16:04Buena, girl. You do it.
16:06Buena!
16:07It's up to Snoopy now.
16:13Snoopy! Use your signature move!
16:17The Flea can take anything you can throw at him.
16:22Hey, who threw that?
16:24Hey, who threw that?
16:32No! No!
16:34The Flea cannot...
16:36Oh, Snoopy, you're like so cute, man.
16:40It's good to have you back, Flea.
16:41The Flea is glad to be back from wherever the Flea was.
16:45And the Flea no longer wants to be a bad guy.
16:48The Flea will be going now!
16:50Bye-bye, bad guys. It's been a blast.
16:52See you. Bye now. Take care.
16:54Where do you think you're going?
16:57Didn't you hear? Nobody ever leaves room 207.
17:01Nobody.
17:03Oh, yeah? And who's gonna stop us?
17:06Um, I think he is Buena, girl.
17:09Grand Senor Jim!
17:19The Stromo Slap!
17:23Part of Darkness!
17:29Well, we're going out. But at least we're going out together. The three of us.
17:36Ricochet, that's it! We can use our tag team power! Three at once!
17:41I will use the Torch of Truth!
17:44I will use the Mirror Mirror!
17:46The Flea will use the Blazing Turkey of Glory!
17:49What? The Flea likes the Blazing Turkey of Glory!
17:56Torch of Truth!
18:00Mirror Mirror!
18:02The Blazing Turkey of Glory!
18:05One for all! And all for Lucha Libre!
18:21One for all! and all for Lucha Libre!
18:23For Lucha Libre!
18:29And now, we run.
18:39We made it. All three of us.
18:41Three? Wait a minute. Where's Snow Pea?
18:45Oh, no. Snow Pea must have stayed with El Kurtz and the bad guys.
18:48But why?
18:50The flea knows it is painfully obvious.
18:54The heart of Snow Pea was dark.
18:56The flea could hear it in the way he said,
18:59Snow Pea! Snow Pea!
19:02Yeah, I thought there was something funny about that Snow Pea.
19:05He was bad!
19:07Maybe you're right, and maybe we'll never know.
19:16Snow Pea!
19:20eaaaaaaayyyyyy
19:26RrrrrrttrGR стоed!
19:36frrrrrrrrp
19:38Rrrrrrr...