Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how much more entertaining it would be if Andy were to be a reporter from the scene of the Conclave for the new Pope.
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00:00the catholic cardinals tasked with picking the new pope have a heavy responsibility
00:10luckily they're receiving guidance from a movie an unnamed cleric who's involved in the process
00:16says a lot of them have been watching the conclave for pointers the really finds movie
00:22it's a movie of course about the selection of a new pope it's based on the 2016 novel of the
00:27same name by robert harris the insider says many have watched it in the cinema here the majority
00:34of the cardinals who have to choose a replacement for pope francis were appointed by him so they've
00:40actually never experienced a conclave before and they did not know what to expect you also can't
00:46have pies or chickens in there that's a rule of their sorry yeah you can't have pies or chickens
00:52in the conclave they could hidden hide stuff in there yeah i don't in the pie or in the
00:58chicken that's what they said i don't understand it you can hide something in a pie you can hide
01:03something in a chicken everyone knows this so you have have non-hidable foods exactly i don't know
01:07if you can have any food but that's part of the couple of the items listed i just i don't understand
01:12the whole conclave thing it's people dressing up as star wars characters i mean listen if we want we
01:17call an expert like we'd have an expert on hand we can call an expert oh true yeah we did get an
01:22email that there's someone available if we need to yeah we did questions about the conclave they got
01:27sent there okay yeah and uh if we really wanted to take it serious we could really we could make
01:33one of these very entertaining yeah it would be conclave updates on the eggs smoke again it's still
01:42black there's fire there somewhere still man i would be like oh man just give me a smoke bomb
01:47and a slingshot and i will set the nation or the world the world the world above they see white smoke
01:54remember right when they got it messed up or wasn't that the last time i think they got it i think they
01:59all like yeah they did and then they had to be like they had to be very careful to put it out at all
02:03it's just wild to be because they're like be charitable and don't you know whatever but everything
02:07must be gold oh it's extravagant there's a lot of money there yeah
02:11i wonder where they got it all you haven't updated your wardrobe since like what
02:17i want andy's coverage of the car oh man live outside the sistine chapel it's andy
02:25what are you seeing please send me please please send me to that let me cover it please
02:33oh man how's it going outside andy oh you don't want to know dame okay it is wild here you seeing
02:43smoke yet i see lots of smoke is it so much smoke is it from the chimney though it's from everywhere
02:52every which way what color is the smoke you're seeing oh it's green smoke oh i've never what
02:58does green smoke mean uh-huh oh i can't even imagine how boring it would be covering this
03:04oh covering it standing out there waiting to see the smoke smoke signals it's like it's the 1800s
03:10they can't have ravioli in there either
03:12yeah you're stopping all the food you're like no no ravioli over here
03:28i would literally be like this is this guy from he's from dave and chunk them
03:32what and then i'd be like i'd like release i'd have a bunch of chickens around me i'd be eating
03:38ravioli oh yeah i'd be like i don't get what's going on here i don't get it is that a pie who said
03:44you could have pie i brought two pies oh man what's hidden in that i brought two pies
03:48apple and strawberry yeah there's something catholic in that
03:54what do they think they'll have like hide extra ballots in there or what i don't know
04:00anything with pockets yeah for communication like they'll pass through the ravioli
04:04that's it read it read up on it i'm not making it up yep you better do your research before we send
04:21you you're gonna have to give us all these ravioli facts i'm not a religious fella you
04:25imagine you start eating ravioli and all of a sudden there's a message there's a message
04:34there's a message in this ravioli what the hell is going on you'd be really upset what the hell is
04:41going on someone please do andy and a pope's hat oh my gosh wow yes please i'd be like look at
04:49these hats what is that i don't understand full get up jesus had like just like regular clothes
04:59and sandals he'd be so upset he'd be very upset i think so too i mean come on let's be regalia is
05:06over the top you know i hate to point it out so you couldn't then have burritos in the conclave
05:11because you could oh you could hide it like is there messages in the burrito i don't think that's
05:15on the list so maybe you can get it in there i would bring it in hey burrito's cold you guys
05:20is it a bull it's a burrito bull yeah you're fine come on in i got your weird ravioli message
05:27i got your weird ravioli message
05:31wait they've chosen andy green as the next oh my god how did that happen
05:39no way no way he has to call me show me that gold no way
05:44say it again nuh-uh
05:47nope but i will take your gold
05:51take the gold and then quit
05:56they had a guy quit right you can quit
05:59you used to not be able to quit really yeah i mean the only way to quit was you died
06:05oh you know but then that one guy quit yep it's just crazy so now just take the gold and then quit
06:10i'd be like you guys need to update your star wars robes and stuff
06:13this is getting weird here smoking your weirdness ravioli messages
06:19you could take over just long enough
06:22i've done acid and i've never even imagined anything like that
06:25yep we get andy in the popemobile to ride outside
06:27ravioli message
06:29that's the craziest thing i did not get up today and know i was gonna know about their weird ravioli
06:36lisa's had that fact just uh
06:39i know just waiting there to bust it out
06:42you know they can't have ravioli
06:43incredible
06:44they also can't have pies or chicken
06:46yeah what
06:47there's food rules
06:49is it because all their chicken is like stuff like uh chicken cordon bleu and stuff like that
06:54so like they're like
06:54yeah whole whole roast chickens
06:56whole roast chickens with you stuff stuff in the cavity
06:58yeah yeah
06:59ravioli
07:00rigatonis
07:01those are about to
07:03rigatoni
07:04what you got i'd be like hey i don't mean to interrupt
07:06but uh what do you guys feel about macaroni
07:09you guys can hold on this fine
07:13i don't think you can hide the message in there
07:14it's really hard to get a message inside
07:15what about a fettuccine
07:16fettuccine is fine
07:18there's a fettuccine okay
07:19a fettuccine is totally fine
07:21weird
07:22what is that there ravioli
07:24yeah there's a message in it
07:26gnocchi
07:27that's a soup i've had a couple of times
07:33i'm from outside the sistine chapel
07:38it's andy green
07:39they got too much time on their hands or something
07:41yeah i know
07:42and it's gonna take them a week
07:43coming up with that
07:45how can you even imagine
07:45smoke signal
07:46you're just sitting there like around you with your golden stuff around you and you're like
07:49ravioli messages
07:50they're gonna be like he's a person's out of their mind
07:55i know
07:55talking about ravioli messages and outlawing pies and chickens
07:59outlawing pies
08:01what the hell is going on
08:02yeah
08:02they got too much time
08:05smoke
08:06what
08:06what do you got
08:08what do you get
08:09get a hobby
08:10you think you just pick the best guy
08:12you know
08:12the one that just hasn't done anything
08:14i love it
08:17nope
08:17there's all sorts of rules to follow
08:19so listen in for live updates from andy green
08:22live
08:22so much better than what we were
08:26what they wanted us to do
08:27for sure