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00:00Now we're joined by magazine queen Evelyn Jones.
00:17I'm a web queen now.
00:18With Eve, we're creating a space that's candid and honest.
00:21What's the story, Ken?
00:22Viva la vulva.
00:24Celebration of the slut.
00:25Microplastics.
00:26But this place is like a zoo.
00:27Not this glossy magazine bullshit.
00:30Do you know about genital wards?
00:32Usually transmitted through sex by teenagers.
00:34Oh my god, mum.
00:35Divorce papers, really?
00:37We're trying to view this as a life change rather than something traumatic.
00:41Stop.
00:42That's actually none of your business.
00:43She's my best friend.
00:44Everything about her is my business.
00:46What a nominate.
00:47She plagiarized.
00:48It's just been post after post.
00:50No one else has a problem kicking me off.
00:51Are you writing a book about me?
00:52That's nothing personal.
00:54Fuck!
00:56I'm struggling.
00:57To just make decisions.
00:59I change my mind all the time.
01:01I act before I think and then it's usually too late.
01:04I hurt people.
01:06Am I a failure as a mother?
01:08It's not you.
01:08It's this place.
01:10It doesn't scream home.
01:11It's called bird nesting.
01:13You and I had moved between the houses and the kids would just stay put.
01:16It sounds a bit weird, doesn't it?
01:17It is a bit weird.
01:18It's not weird.
01:19It's Swedish.
01:20I've just told Peter I'm ready to sell.
01:22What?
01:22You can't trust Peter.
01:24We won't be buying Eve.
01:25We're launching our own women's website.
01:28Who on earth are you going to get to run it?
01:30I've got someone.
01:31Actually, they came to me.
01:36Sorry, folks.
01:38It's you, isn't it?
01:41Oh, fuck.
01:42It is.
01:46Right.
01:47This is what we're going to do.
01:50I am a glad thing, a good thing.
01:56Oh, oh, oh.
01:58What I mean is I need the good things.
02:04Oh, I'm biting the light in the good things.
02:12Oh, shake me.
02:16I love my misery.
02:18Oh, oh, oh.
02:21Clap your hands.
02:22Clap your hands.
02:24Send the lights on my night.
02:25It's like I'm a only get one day.
02:27Oh, clap your hands.
02:29Good morning, everyone.
02:31Good morning.
02:32Double shot coffees to kickstart my week of yes.
02:35You are the best.
02:36And a peppermint tea for anyone who's hungover.
02:39How did you know?
02:40Traffic was up on the weekend.
02:42Let's keep the momentum going.
02:43Oh, clap your hands.
02:46Clap your hands.
02:48Come on now.
02:49Week of yes.
02:50I can do this.
02:51Look at this place.
02:52Fucking amazing.
02:53Week of yes.
02:54Right.
02:54Morning meeting.
02:56So did you guys see that Kat Hewson started following me on Instagram?
02:58Wow.
03:00Who is that?
03:00She's a dilettante.
03:02She has a rabbit named Polly.
03:03She takes her clubbing.
03:05We did a story on her when I was at Vogue.
03:08Opal.
03:08Your story about moving in with Dom.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Brilliant.
03:12Do we really need to know that his mum still buys his undies?
03:14Yes.
03:15Specificity.
03:16Did you buy the couch you wanted?
03:17Out of stock.
03:17She got a bookcase.
03:18I wanted to colour code my books, but Dom said that that was for sad people.
03:22Sad people who get lots of likes on Instagram, which makes them happy people.
03:25Well, Dom hates micro-trends.
03:27He calls them moral failures.
03:28Dom sounds fun.
03:29Micro-trends.
03:30Good beauty story?
03:31I'm already doing Anne Hathaway's miserable prostitute diet.
03:34Funteen.
03:35No, the other miserable prostitute, Opal.
03:37Whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:38No such thing as a miserable prostitute.
03:44Don't we have a no diet policy?
03:46Yes.
03:47Nothing that makes women feel bad.
03:49Unless it's in the zeitgeist and we're all talking about it.
03:51Like Atkins and 5-2.
03:53What is it, Lily?
03:54Dried oatmeal paste.
03:55Oh, that's good.
03:57I mean, could you write something about how terrible it is for women in Hollywood
04:00who have to stay thin despite how successful they are?
04:03G, what's happening in the world?
04:05Can I tell you about my weekend first?
04:07But did anything really happen?
04:09Yeah.
04:10Okay.
04:10In the kitchen.
04:12Almost.
04:17Opal.
04:19Have you seen this new sweet tin?
04:20Come on.
04:24Has Evelyn Jones become a parody of herself?
04:27Oh, shit.
04:28Don't tell Evelyn, she'll spiral.
04:30Yeah, spiral upwards.
04:32Have you seen the engagement?
04:33Our readers are loving sweet Jane.
04:36Paul?
04:37Where's Paul?
04:39He looks mad.
04:40Or constipated.
04:43Thank you, Evelyn, for this fantastic opportunity to present some of my research.
04:47And it's pretty thrilling stuff, so strap yourself in.
04:52You might know this about me, but I'm a bit of a green thumb.
04:57I like to toil in my garden all year round.
05:02Pruning, fertilising, even though my garden is under constant threat.
05:07I thought you lived in a fourth floor apartment.
05:10Noxious weeds, treacherous winds, creepy crawlies.
05:14I've always got my pesticide ready, and I never dropped my guard.
05:19Sorry, where are you gardening?
05:20It's a metaphor, Opal.
05:21The garden represents life.
05:24Okay, actually, this is a lot for a Monday morning, Paul.
05:26I'm trying to radiate positivity this week.
05:29Can you just cut to the chase?
05:30Yep.
05:32We need to define who our reader is, so that when the competition launches...
05:37I'm starting to doubt whether Christine's website will ever launch.
05:40It's been a very long six months.
05:42Yeah, it has.
05:43And what have we done in that time to prepare?
05:46What have we done?
05:47Yeah.
05:48We've moved to office, employed a new writer, Lily, and an IT guy, Guy, who helps us with technology things.
05:56I've appointed Penny to HR.
05:58We've got an accountant starting this week.
05:59We've launched your column, Ask Adam.
06:02We've increased our page count.
06:04Okay, yeah, copy.
06:06This!
06:06This is Kate with a C.
06:08Jeez, Paul.
06:09Kate's 33, lives in the suburbs, two kids, and her husband she loathes.
06:13She once went to Copenhagen, but got a stomach bug and couldn't try the smogabra.
06:18Her husband has this theory that she's having an affair, but that's just because he had an unhappy childhood.
06:23Kate is our reader.
06:27Um, she's a bit boring.
06:30Very white.
06:31Is this story your lover, Paul?
06:33Yeah, Paul.
06:33Why doesn't she just leave if she's in an abusive relationship?
06:36You've never said abusive.
06:37No, what's that for us then?
06:38No, just don't.
06:39Don't manhandle Kate.
06:40Back off!
06:41That's to make our student sign.
06:43I think you're on to something.
06:46I mean, we should be doing more proactive pitching.
06:49Targeting the brands we want to represent, like pure Willow.
06:52Willow Russell?
06:53She's a saint.
06:54Okay, well I have to go to the Daily Show now.
06:56This is great, Paul.
06:57No, stay!
06:58Sorry, um, grab a muffin quarter.
07:00We're going to get into the web traffic activity.
07:02Oh, hurry up, Ev.
07:03The other guest is already on set.
07:05Oh, who is it?
07:05Giles, who am I with?
07:07I don't know.
07:07One of you.
07:09One of me.
07:11Giles.
07:12And we're live in five, four, three...
07:17Ev.
07:18I am here on the couch with two powerhouses of women's media.
07:22They both run successful blogs.
07:24Websites.
07:24It's a website.
07:25Christine Farragh and Evelyn Jones.
07:28Hello, ladies.
07:29Hi, Giles.
07:31Now, I should clarify, Christine.
07:33Your blog...
07:35Sorry, website.
07:36It hasn't launched yet.
07:38But does it have a name?
07:40Yes.
07:41We are...
07:43Whoman.
07:46Whoman?
07:47Whoman.
07:49Whoman.
07:50Whoman.
07:51W-H-O-M-A-N.
07:53Whoman.
07:54The age is silent.
07:54So, woman.
07:56You're making a whol sound.
07:58Very subtly.
07:59It's actually the original spelling of woman.
08:02Oh, like Eve is the original woman.
08:05Okay.
08:05When does, uh...
08:06When does it launch?
08:10We go live next week.
08:12One week.
08:15We have an incredible team.
08:17Super young writers and contributors.
08:19Speaking of team, you two used to work together.
08:22And now you're competitors.
08:24I mean, how was that?
08:27Oh, well, that was like a lifetime ago.
08:30A lot has changed since then.
08:32But you're right, Giles.
08:34I ran editorial at Eve Life.
08:36She was my deputy.
08:38Editor-in-chief when I left.
08:40And I should clarify that Whoman will be very different to Eve Life.
08:44But how so?
08:45We're younger.
08:46Typically, the Eve Life reader is a 33-year-old woman living in the suburbs.
08:52That's not true.
08:54Well, we'll be lighter.
08:56Less angry.
08:58The younger generation seem to be more hopeful.
09:00Yeah.
09:00Until they grow up and realise that they're living in a world that's designed for men.
09:05Controversial.
09:06Really?
09:07Is it controversial to advocate for gender equality?
09:13What does Whoman advocate for?
09:17Hmm.
09:19Sunscreen.
09:20Excellent segue.
09:22Sandy with the weather up next.
09:24And we're out.
09:25Really?
09:25Sunscreen?
09:26That was a good segment.
09:28Billy, can we get them back in again?
09:30Get rid of that psychic.
09:31Well, good luck with whorman.
09:34Thanks.
09:35And the H is silent.
09:36Whatever.
09:36Oh, fuck.
10:02Oh, fuck.
10:02I've got to go back to the office and pretend everything's fine.
10:24And it's not.
10:25My competition's launching.
10:27I'm in financial shit.
10:28And I clearly need help regulating my emotions.
10:31Which are?
10:32Self-pity.
10:33And rage.
10:34And why do you feel the need to have to pretend?
10:37I don't want to look weak and vulnerable.
10:39I want my team to be proud of me.
10:41And you don't think they're proud of you?
10:42No.
10:44I have a troll.
10:47Elaborate.
10:48A critic who attacks me on my own sight.
10:51Every day she points out how useless I am.
10:54I mean, who has the fucking time to do that?
10:56She.
10:57Sweet Jane.
10:59And it doesn't matter what I write about.
11:00She undermines me because apparently I know nothing about anything.
11:04And how does that make you feel?
11:07Terrible.
11:09Humiliated.
11:10She gets in my head.
11:11My team are really worried about me so I have to pretend that it doesn't get to me.
11:15The rival site is launching and I just, I really need your help.
11:19Okay.
11:20Evelyn, competition is great if it motivates.
11:23Okay, so let it fire you up.
11:26I did.
11:26My nemesis has moved in down the hallway.
11:30The bearded, misogynistic prick.
11:32Claims he's a best-selling author.
11:34My arse.
11:35Prick.
11:41Better be up, Alex.
11:42Yeah, I'm coming, Mum.
11:43Yeah, Dad said you're banned.
11:47Hey, is this ham in between the lettuce?
11:50Oh, ham's barely a meat.
11:51Mum, that's your worst lie yet.
11:53You know, Vivian doesn't eat anything with a face on it.
11:56Her mum soaks azuki beans overnight for lunch.
11:58Oh.
11:58When am I going to meet her?
12:00Maybe tonight.
12:01I'm protecting her.
12:02From me?
12:03Yeah, you're a lot, Mum.
12:05Hey, um, do you reckon you could soak azuki beans?
12:09No, darling, I work and I don't know what they are.
12:11Her mum's a barrister.
12:13I bet they don't eat processed meat.
12:15Hey, Mum.
12:17No, no, no coffee.
12:19No, that's cruel.
12:20I need to add another ten hours.
12:21No, isn't this your week of yes?
12:23I can't be a yes boss and a yes mum.
12:25They'll cancel each other out.
12:26No, two pluses makes a plus.
12:29Okay, put your plates on.
12:38We're trying something new for week of yes.
12:40I'd love to go through to me.
12:41Here, Ev, I'll start.
12:43Crap, things to do before moving in with your boyfriend.
12:45You've only been there three days.
12:48I'm covering a long wear foundation launch and lipstick as eyeshadow.
12:52It's part of a multi-purpose beauty trend.
12:55Oh, sorry.
12:56Well, I was hoping to cover the dehumanising media coverage surrounding that sex worker
13:00who was raped and murdered last week.
13:03Oh, God.
13:04No one referred to her by name.
13:05They all said that sex worker.
13:07It's literally what you just said, Jeet.
13:08I was hoping to keep things positive this week.
13:11No dead babies, no rapes, no mentally ill celebs.
13:15I would just kill for one of those.
13:16Week of yes?
13:18Okay, fine.
13:20Just don't make it sound like homework.
13:22Paul, where's Paul?
13:23Get out of here, Paul.
13:27Evelyn, when the door is closed in my office, I can't hear you because it's soundproof.
13:31Oh, we get it.
13:32You have a new office.
13:33And Lily used to work at Vogue.
13:35We've just had confirmation that Who Man will be launched next week.
13:40Actually, the party's tomorrow night.
13:42I'm still on the Vogue party list.
13:46But I'm not going.
13:47Who else has been invited?
13:49I'm forwarding it to you now, Evelyn.
13:52You should go.
13:52Oh, I'm not going.
13:54That'd be like turning up to you.
13:56Ex's feminist website launch.
13:59Not your best.
14:01We're definitely going to have a traffic hit.
14:02So let's do something about it.
14:04Something with impact.
14:07Podcasting.
14:08Well, I'm working on it, Jeep, but we're just not quite there with the resources.
14:12What about some branded content?
14:16Like matching famous men with...
14:20Monuments?
14:21No.
14:22Mountains.
14:22What?
14:23Car upholstery.
14:25Shithouse.
14:25I don't know.
14:26I was thinking like matching famous men with different kinds of cocktails.
14:31And selling it to a vodka brand or something.
14:33Perfect.
14:34Something like that.
14:36Don't let Paul hold us back.
14:38Oh, we got another sweet Jane comment.
14:42Perhaps Evelyn likes journalistic integrity and can't keep it stuffed because Evelyn Johns
14:47is a bi...
14:48Never mind.
14:49That's stupid.
14:50She's like a cyber mean girl.
14:52I've said it before.
14:53That's terrible for reputation, but it's actually excellent for engagement.
14:58Okay.
14:59That's HR.
15:00Oh, Penny, do you mind if we postpone?
15:07Because the new accountant is coming.
15:08Top of the agenda.
15:10Staff complaints about you always postponing meetings.
15:13Fine.
15:13Let's be quick.
15:18Dee doesn't like the tampons.
15:20The tampons I supply for free.
15:22Hmm.
15:22She wants unbleached organic.
15:24Well, I don't use organic.
15:25I use the ones that fluff and leak.
15:27Okay, next is Lily wants a one-on-one.
15:30Another one?
15:31Mm-hmm.
15:32Can you join?
15:33No.
15:34That's a two-on-one.
15:35And that's threatening.
15:37All I said to her was that she's got to up the pace.
15:40She's not at Vogue anymore.
15:41Well, all the writers are complaining.
15:44Well, that's a first.
15:46Four posts a day is a lot.
15:48The Daily Mail publish 1,500 per day.
15:50We publish 20, and it should be 50 if we're going to hit the algorithms.
15:54Every time we increase our story count, we increase our traffic.
15:57We are literally glued to our seats, Evelyn.
16:01Someone in the office has haemorrhoids, and I think that they are directly related.
16:08It's you, isn't it?
16:09No.
16:10Is it?
16:10No.
16:11Absolutely not.
16:12My insides are smooth.
16:14I have a solution for it.
16:15What?
16:16The cream with the funny name?
16:17No.
16:18For stress.
16:18I was thinking we could do boardroom yoga.
16:21We could...
16:21Yes.
16:22Yes.
16:24Fine.
16:24We just do it during lunch so we can hit our targets.
16:28This is what I'm talking about, Evelyn.
16:31Content file.
16:33Oh.
16:35Bang.
16:44To you, isn't it?
16:45Yeah.
16:54The new accountant's here, and she looks displeased.
16:58Oh, fuck.
17:05Get back to work.
17:05Yeah, okay.
17:09I've never had an accounts person before.
17:11I can see that.
17:12It's the first time I've run my own business.
17:16I can see that too.
17:18You've overextended.
17:20You hired three new staff members in the last month.
17:23You have a huge warehouse, but you're only occupying half.
17:27Room to grow.
17:28And what's all this pizza and Prosecco?
17:33Oh, I've been having a bit of a hard time.
17:35But I'm trying to stay positive.
17:38This is a week of yes.
17:39Sounds costly.
17:41Well, I'm trying to find an investor.
17:43Your personal expenses are too high.
17:46You are renting a three-bedroom apartment in the city?
17:50I'm bird nesting with my ex.
17:54Could you nest here?
17:56No.
17:57And to top it off, it's taxism.
18:01Do you want me to bury some stuff?
18:04Sure.
18:05I thought I was clean.
18:08You tell me.
18:09But whatever you say, I don't recall.
18:16Wouldn't mind being a little dirty.
18:22Thank you both for coming so last minute.
18:24But how was your day, John?
18:29Uh, um, painful.
18:32I had to suspend a couple of year nines for throwing fruit at some year sevens.
18:36Oh, rascals.
18:37So, what about you, Mum?
18:39How was your day?
18:40Have some dip.
18:41What do you want, Ev?
18:42I've decided to let the apartment go.
18:46It's just wasting so much money.
18:50And now that we're mostly here.
18:52But when we're not here, we're there, what are you proposing?
18:56That we all live here together?
18:58Or are you going to put me out in the shed?
19:00Oh, you couldn't fit a mattress out there, could you?
19:03No.
19:04No, no.
19:05I think it would be really nice if we bird nested between here and yours.
19:13Oh, Christ.
19:14Oh, no.
19:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
19:15I need to pour everything into the business over the next few months.
19:18I've overextended.
19:20Why do you move offices if you can't afford it?
19:22Because fortune favours the brave, John.
19:24And I'm trying to be a yes boss.
19:26When I shop at Costco, I use that second room as a storeroom.
19:29It's not a pantry, Mum.
19:32Come on, John.
19:33It's not as if you're seeing anyone.
19:34Well, I suppose if it's only for the short term, then...
19:41What about me?
19:42What if I'm seeing someone?
19:43Don't be ridiculous.
19:45Kim, my memoir writing teacher.
19:47Good for you, Jenny.
19:48That's great.
19:49Um, that is an abuse of power.
19:51I'm only fractionally older.
19:53His power, not yours.
19:55He's your teacher.
19:56Your superior.
19:57Imagine if John was ruining his students.
20:00That would be illegal, so...
20:02There's no time.
20:04Vivian!
20:07Hi, I'm Evelyn.
20:09Alex's mum.
20:10Yeah, I know.
20:11Hi, Mr. Kupo.
20:13Hey, Vivian.
20:14Jenny, this is Vivian.
20:15Hello there.
20:16Hi.
20:19Oh, my God.
20:21Is this you?
20:23Yeah.
20:24Adorable.
20:26Are you going to take...
20:29What are you guys studying?
20:32Sexy little minx, isn't she?
20:36They should probably keep the door open, right?
20:40When do you want to move in?
20:42Tomorrow.
20:43I've already given notice.
20:47Are you done yet?
20:49No.
20:51Oh, my God.
20:51Luce!
20:52Oh, my God, I love the new space.
20:54Oh, it's so impressive.
20:56I know.
20:57Are you sure your office is big enough?
20:59I may have gone a little far.
21:01Hey, Lucy.
21:02Evelyn told me you're on leave.
21:03Oh, yeah, just taking some time off.
21:05Focusing on the fan for a bit.
21:07Can I colour code the rest of your books?
21:10Yeah.
21:10No.
21:11Apparently, it's a sign of weakness or moral decay or something.
21:14What do you want, Paul?
21:15I miss lunch because of the late meeting, so I was thinking Thai Friday.
21:19No.
21:20Thai Friday.
21:21No.
21:22Week of yes.
21:24Okay.
21:25What's week of yes?
21:26Woo!
21:27Thai Friday!
21:27It's a very expensive exercise of me trying to be a better boss.
21:31And they're exploiting it.
21:33Fucking assholes.
21:34Well, that's very self-help-y of you.
21:36I can't afford to lose any more staff.
21:39You won't.
21:39You're an excellent boss.
21:41Pooh man is launching tonight.
21:43And I'm just, I'm feeling really, really freaked out.
21:47But I'm trying to be a beacon of positivity.
21:49Is that what you're calling it?
21:51Seriously, I wouldn't worry.
21:53It'll be a cheap imitation.
21:54Cheap?
21:55No, no, they've spent millions.
21:57They're on bus sides.
21:59I mean, what if they're really brilliant?
22:00What if they're funny and clever and I'm never going to get an investor?
22:04Tell me on the way we have a date, remember?
22:07What?
22:07No.
22:08Where?
22:08Perhaps me a clinic.
22:10We organised it last week at lunch.
22:12What?
22:12When we were day drinking and carb loading.
22:14Can we go and do that again?
22:16We're both overdue.
22:18What a gift to be able to smear together as friends.
22:21Yeah.
22:23Oh, you are a genius.
22:25Can you increase that booking?
22:27I mean, it's not a restaurant, but I'm sure...
22:28Just wait.
22:29So, we are all going to get pap smears.
22:34Okay.
22:34Not you, Paul.
22:35The best part about it is that we're going to live blog it on the site.
22:39No one's ever done that before, have they?
22:41That's actually really smart.
22:42Yeah, it's fucking cool.
22:43I'll do it.
22:44Yeah, that's brilliant.
22:45No, it sounds like a hedge on that, man.
22:47Oh, Lucy's on the phone to the clinic now, so...
22:49Take that, ooh, man.
22:51I love it.
22:55It's very inspiring.
22:56I have absolutely...
22:56Thank you, bud.
22:57I got papped.
23:19What does that mean?
23:20Oh, I've got a pap smear.
23:23Oh, well, good for you.
23:27I'd say screening's important.
23:30Whether you're sexually active or not.
23:34It feels good, doesn't it?
23:36Perhaps I mean it.
23:37No, um, doing something sensible.
23:40Something you wouldn't normally want to do, like, uh, going to the dentist.
23:44I mean, I hate the dentist.
23:47Sorry.
23:48But I've got a sensitive teeth.
23:49Oh.
23:51We do things that we know will hurt us.
23:56Is this you?
23:58Three, yeah.
23:58Oh, this is me.
24:02Do you mean good pain?
24:04Well, all pain is good.
24:06And sometimes we hurt ourselves intentionally.
24:09I just went to the gym and hurt myself and I felt good.
24:12Good night.
24:12Go and hurt yourself.
24:15Maybe I will.
24:22Mum.
24:23Hi.
24:28Who's workout guy from the fourth floor?
24:31Simon.
24:32He lives alone.
24:34Are you interested?
24:36Gets his groceries delivered.
24:38No, he's just the first person I've seen here under 70.
24:42You can't stay in watching bonnet dramas all the time.
24:45Why not?
24:46Oh, because you're too young and you're too beautiful to stay in.
24:50And Kim's coming over.
24:51I was thinking you were going somewhere.
24:54Where?
24:55For full man launch.
24:57But no buts about it.
24:59Get up.
24:59You're going.
25:00I'm not officially invited.
25:02That's even better.
25:03Got nothing to wear.
25:04Well, you'll wear something fabulous of mine.
25:07This is your Scarlet O'Hara moment.
25:12Gone with the wind's kind of frowned upon now, Mum.
25:14Oh, no, no.
25:41Ev!
25:41I didn't expect to see you here.
25:46What?
25:47No, neither did I.
25:49Christine invited me.
25:51Well, after your TV appearance the other day, I think it's a smart move on your part.
25:56What do you mean?
25:57Nothing.
25:57Just optics.
25:59I'm not threatened, Peter.
26:01No, of course not.
26:02You thrive on competition, remember?
26:04Survival of the fittest.
26:05I think this is going to be good for you.
26:09Besides, you've got a loyal readership.
26:12Loyalty's a thing of the past.
26:14A bit like free parking in the city.
26:16Willow!
26:16Hi!
26:18Hey!
26:21Hi, Evelyn Jones.
26:23I love your brand.
26:24Willow Russells.
26:25Lovely to meet you.
26:27We were just talking about you.
26:29Today's Papsmear live blog was incredible.
26:32Thanks.
26:33Well, wait a second.
26:34You live blogged a Papsmear.
26:37Not mine.
26:38I've had children.
26:40One of my writers, she volunteered.
26:42Well, I thought it was brilliant.
26:44I hope it made a splash.
26:46It did.
26:47It went viral.
26:48Oh.
26:49Well, interesting timing, Eve.
26:51Delaying a Papsmear can be fatal, Peter.
26:54Indeed.
26:55Absolutely.
26:56My mother died of cervical cancer, so...
26:59Oh, I'm so sorry.
27:02Well, on that note...
27:05Excuse me.
27:08You know, her little skincare brand's about to go global.
27:14Interesting.
27:15Oh.
27:15Oh, Christine.
27:17I didn't expect to see you here.
27:19Uh, no.
27:20Well, um...
27:21I invited her.
27:24I'm glad you did.
27:27Congratulations.
27:28Oh, thank you.
27:28Congratulations to you.
27:30Here, the new office is super fancy.
27:32Mm, it's fancy.
27:33Yeah.
27:34It's super empty.
27:36Well, you should sub-leave some desk space.
27:38They call it hot desking.
27:40I know some boys have launched a finance start-up, and they're looking for space.
27:43I'm on a board with their fathers.
27:45Oh, finance boys?
27:47Mm-hmm.
27:47Who have fathers on a board?
27:48Well, they sound so nice.
27:50You ready for your big speech?
27:51Yeah, I can't wait.
27:54Knock them dead.
27:55Good to see you.
27:56Enjoy my party.
27:57Do you think she'll explain how to pronounce who-man?
28:02Oh.
28:03Oh.
28:10Oh.
28:11Christine.
28:12You all right?
28:14What are you doing here?
28:15Because I didn't invite you.
28:17And Peter didn't invite you.
28:18So, um, I mean, we should have invited you, but I didn't think you'd come, so.
28:29Is this a panic attack?
28:32Never had one.
28:34Hi, Christine.
28:34Are you ready?
28:36Uh, yeah.
28:36Just two seconds.
28:37Um, yeah.
28:42Christine.
28:43They're calling for you.
28:44All right.
28:44Just wait a sec.
28:46I can't, I can't, I can't go out there.
28:48I can't, I can't speak to a room full of people.
28:51Um, y'all be looking at me, and I, what do I do with my hands?
28:57What do you do with your hands when you give speeches?
29:01Um, I don't know.
29:05What if you're a riot?
29:07What if I'm not creative?
29:10What if I'm a follower?
29:11Can you say something?
29:17I'm still trying to work out what I do with my hands.
29:19What if it's a monumental flop?
29:22Oh, my God.
29:22Back off!
29:23She's coming!
29:23She's coming!
29:28You want the truth?
29:32This is the harsh reality.
29:36You don't have a choice.
29:38This thing's bigger than you.
29:39It could fail.
29:45Sure.
29:46It's risky.
29:48But don't let that stop you.
29:51You wanted this.
29:53Don't fuck it up because you're scared.
29:57There's a whole room full of people.
30:01Drunk on cheap wine waiting to hear you speak.
30:03Not me.
30:04Not Peter.
30:06You.
30:07I don't trust you.
30:14I don't trust you either.
30:18But I know you can do this.
30:25I don't know what joy is.
30:30Can you just wait in here for a minute?
30:32Sure.
30:32Okay.
30:33Okay.
30:33Okay.
30:37Can I?
30:37Okay.
30:55Oh.
30:55Yeah.
30:55Oh.
30:56Oh.
30:58Oh.
30:59Oh.
30:59Oh.
30:59Oh.
30:59Oh.
31:00Oh.
31:00Oh.
31:02Oh.
31:02Oh.
31:03Oh.
31:05I couldn't have done this without you.
31:35I'm standing on the corner, suitcase in my hand, Jackie's in his coat, said Jane is in her vest, and me, I'm in a rock'n'roll band.
32:02Huh.
32:06CJ, oh, CJ, oh, CJ.
32:18But anyone with a heart, oh, they wouldn't have a brain, yeah.
32:29CJ, oh, whoa.
32:32CJ, CJ, CJ.
32:42CJ, CJ, CJ.
32:48CJ, CJ.
32:50CJ, CJ.
32:52CJ, CJ.
32:54CJ, CJ.
32:56CJ, CJ, CJ.
32:58CJ, CJ.
33:00CJ, CJ.