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00:00the ceiling leak is back oh well i can fix it again but the truth is we need a new roof
00:10that sounds expensive about 15 000 oh can we diy it that would be 15 000 plus hospital bills
00:17roofs are my nemesis okay sounds like i'll be getting a lottery taken on the way to work
00:20all right i will see shortly
00:23oh hello officer john nolan what a joy to my eyes i need advice for my bestie may i come in
00:32uh well i know we're friends i think he means me what's up oh well shooky putsy i'm struggling
00:38with a major problem one that has played humanity since it first emerged from the primordial ooze
00:43and ate from the pornographic apple i'm in love again this time it's for keeps she's the one
00:49the future mrs skip tracer randy that's wonderful i hope we get to meet her oh what you already have
00:55the object of my affection is none other than the beautiful talented and unnervingly flexible
00:59chastity sneed my brother's girlfriend half brother yes when we were having a wonderful
01:03role playing adventures together at your wedding i felt a deep and powerful connection i can no
01:07longer deny i love peter yes he's fine okay whatever but i also kind of wish he was a little
01:11bit dead well we've all been there okay well have you let her know this that is why i'm here i need
01:17your help i want to make a grand romantic gesture what do you think she would like more a giraffe or
01:22perhaps like a purple lamborghini oh well those are two very different very expensive options yes i
01:28forgot to tell you how silly of me so 10 years ago a client paid me using a pretend wallet thingy on
01:33the computer i checked it recently and it turns out randy spitz is a bitcoin billionaire a billionaire
01:39okay well like a hundred millionaire but that doesn't roll off the tongue the same way anyway
01:43let's brainstorm what is the clearest path to chastity's heart okay we actually have to get
01:48to work so maybe we can talk about this over dinner yeah perhaps i give you one hundred thousand
01:51dollars for five more minutes of your time i'm gonna grab you a cup of coffee there's still four
01:56i'm six or four ways in my mom is calling it it's too early in the morning for this it might be an
02:05emergency hey mom everything okay someone's trying to get into the house lock yourself in the bathroom
02:12do not come out until i get there control i have an in-progress home invasion
02:18mom you okay yeah sorry to worry you angela your hair looks so cute that way thank you mrs harper
02:32mom what is going on well i feel so silly it wasn't a burglar it was just nice to me deputy ron martin
02:40west hollywood station why were you trying to get into my mother's house i'm serving an eviction notice
02:44this must be the wrong address she's the owner that's what i was trying to tell him i checked the
02:49address multiple times ma'am your mother received several warnings that she needed to vacate did you
02:53get a notice uh i don't know i mostly get junk mail but i recycle it here i'll call wesley we'll get
02:59this sorted out mommy i'm not i got here as fast as i could mom oh hi dear are you okay you sounded so
03:08scared on the phone you two are friends did you know this no best of friends as a matter of that
03:13which you would know if you ever called i don't like any of this me neither when do they post the
03:19results from the sergeant exam today supposedly so my anxiety is at about a 12 right now what no
03:24no nothing it's nothing important no nothing i what i need help okay not like in case of emergency
03:29help but i okay stop just just ask the question right what should i get roger for his birthday
03:35oh well when is it saturday okay well have you thought about just asking him what he wants no
03:41because that would undermine my whole existence what i'm an empath an intuitive a deeply spiritual
03:46person i should be able to to feel the right gift in my soul right okay and you're not feeling that
03:51with raj i'm feeling nothing and it's freaking me out because i really like him but what if it's a
03:57sign that something is wrong listen it could be or you could be putting so much pressure on yourself
04:02to get the perfect gift that you're sent your intuition into a panic spiral you think i'm spiraling
04:08you hear the thunder you hear the beats look out for this one rock on the streets
04:18aligning it and playing it wouldn't talk to my favorite officers of the female persuasion
04:25randy hi nice car yes thank you i just purchased it i'm coming to you now because i need your help
04:32john and bailey's gift ideas were useless i need a young woman's perspective
04:35okay uh perspective about what oh i'm in love with chastity oh it beats chastity yes that's the
04:42what was since when during the wedding i pretended to be painting things led to things and now i'm in
04:46love okay god is great now what do i need to give her my new beloved we were just talking about gifts
04:52my boyfriend raj she he's talking about me so let's focus okay what do women like
04:57uh well i've always liked uh getting to know each other's shared goals and values
05:03okay yeah let's keep thinking uh how about a house what if a man bought you a house you'd have
05:07to love him then yes i mean how big a house what what i mean real estate in l.a is cutthroat randy
05:12listen if you really see a future with chastity just talk to her you know get to know her friends
05:17her life to me i think women just want to be listened to i think that's the real foundation
05:22of a relationship of friends yes your wisdom is truly boundless lucy chen i'm off to win her love
05:31with listening oh and maybe i'll pick up some diamonds on the way you know just in case
05:35that's gonna end badly isn't it 100 percent you're on the burns case this morning yeah back to the
05:41depositions great thanks for taking that out of my hands for me between the election and these college
05:46visits i barely have time to breathe you can't slow we don't stay local you know i'm doing my best
05:51talking up ucla usc but he clearly wants whatever college gets him furthest away from us a jack slept
05:56on my head last night you know i used to want to punch people when they said this to me but
06:00you're gonna miss it when it's over i'm sure i will morning gentlemen you ready to testify yes sir
06:05and if that ain't a fact god's apostle i don't know what that means i've learned to ignore it at the
06:10country commentary ah but i don't hate it as long as your answers are clear and concise a little
06:15personality goes a long way with the jury but now with your training officer yes sir that is too much
06:19handsom for one hallway save the sweet talk for the jury atlas after this morning i believe you're
06:23gonna reconsider taking this to trial my client's innocent your client beat a man to death in front
06:28of officer penn i had a heart attack i was just doing cpr
06:31i thought a junior associate was on this one she was i guess mr burns is higher up the food chain in
06:38the eastern front than we thought come on describe what you saw when you arrived at the kindred spirits bar
06:44i witnessed mr burns beating mr ashley i got between them and subdued mr burns before rendering
06:50aid to mr ashley but uh his wounds proved to be fatal were you aware of mr burns alleged gang
06:56affiliation not until i saw a tattoo on his right arm at which point i knew he was eastern front
07:01this one yes sir or was it this one objection council's attempting to confuse the witness i'm
07:09simply trying to determine how observant officer penn was on the night in question
07:12it was this one thank you please enter into the record that officer penn has misidentified
07:24mr burns tattoo it's okay we on the new way we on the next phase we're living in the future
07:31on the next page surfing stars start trekking up in deep space and then we switch switch it up better
07:37keep pace chastity it's me skip tracer randy randy what are you doing here you can never visit me at work
07:45i come very the best friend of every girl diamonds did i hear something about diamonds yes i have gifts for
07:52chastity and for all of chastity's beautiful friends that is so sweet and way too much speak
08:00for yourself this pales in comparison to the luminous sparkle of your eyes okay um
08:07what's going on with you with all these gifts uh i find myself suddenly shy in the face of this
08:12life-defining moment uh here have some gold stop stop spill it okay um
08:18chastity sneet marry me and i will love you forever forsaking all others for the rest of my life
08:27randy okay oh god no i should not just blurted a proposal like that okay ah i have to win your heart
08:32first it's okay it's okay but i'm with pete you you you know that yes but i was hoping that my heart
08:38and my millions could help bridge that great divide millions yes many millions many many many many
08:44millions oh well have you thought of maybe a sugar daddy situation oh sugar daddy that sounds
08:51delicious what is that i would have to talk to pete though first oh but so i would not have you
08:56exclusively no okay yeah i understand i will contemplate this potential wrinkle in our future
09:01together uh while you speak to peter okay okay great to be clear you do not want these gifts i
09:08really do actually but no no no no i got you hang on to them for now okay okay wonderful just
09:17girls no i'm so sorry girls hi did you look at the files i said yeah briefly seems like title fraud to
09:22me just send me over everything mrs harper has regarding the house okay thanks you're the best okay
09:27don't move hey it's not a problem okay i got my keys in my wallet my jacket pocket you can have them
09:36i'm not here to rob you yeah you're gonna drop the charges against colin burns
09:40no i'm i'm not but before you pull the trigger you should know that my wife is a detective and
09:44she's also a sharpshooter i'm not here to threaten you wesley his son de monte's world will destroy
09:51that angel that kid is turns into quite the devil when daddy ain't around i'm talking ketamine coke mdma
09:58and we've got the video to prove it so check your email and drop the charges i will destroy that kid's life
10:12randy yeah i'm leaving chastity's club my love story's been hiccuped but i remain undaunted
10:24hello potential new friends is there something i may assist you with randy what's happening oh i
10:28believe i'm being robbed randy i'm five blocks away just give them what they want so i should warn you
10:33i've been registered as a lethal weapon in four states and the territory of guam
10:36okay well i've been told to let you rob me but i do not believe that's the right thing to do so
10:43you may begin
10:55crunchy hands and your back let's go i am sorry for hurting you i didn't wonder my skill level so
11:08let me guess you rolled in here started throwing the money around and they jumped you oh that's
11:12correct yes all right so here's the problem this title looks legitimate that is your signature
11:17handing over the property to someone named priscilla robbins you see i knew there was some kind of
11:22misunderstanding because priscilla is my friend and she helped me put the house into trust for my
11:28protection and then how do you know priscilla oh this facebook group we love old houses people post
11:37pictures of their homes and then everyone says how lovely they are well priscilla she dm'd me and asked
11:46if i'd ever considered putting my house into trust now that i have it paid off and it would protect me
11:52for title theft and she offered to do that for you personally now that's why i'm confused because
11:58priscilla brought the documents over to me to sign so she's my witness mom priscilla priscilla is not
12:05your witness okay she's the trustee you signed the deed over to her and she now owns your home
12:11and she is having you evicted mom did you even read this i'm sorry don't blame yourself ruth
12:18it's a mistake any of us could make hey sorry interrupt um you're still my wife
12:28what's going on something happened i need to talk to my wife about what i should do not a cop
12:33my wife okay caught me is in the drawer
12:37i'm i'm covering the colin burns murder case for the monte and the eastern front just leaned on me to
12:43make the charges if they threaten you caught me he's coming out of the drawer look they didn't threaten me
12:48but they have video of sean's son logan buying hardcore drugs don't show me i'll have to follow
12:52up does del monte know this kid is using i can't imagine i mean he thinks he's a boy scout
12:58this this is gonna wreck him if you're asking me should you pass along this message from the eastern
13:03front the answer is is yes but not because del monte is being extorted because his child is in trouble and
13:10he deserves to hear that from a friend
13:19you okay what are you doing i'm holding raj in my mind's eye letting his energy emanate and the
13:24perfect gift will magically appear hey anything a spice rack i'm the worst girlfriend in the world
13:34okay well i mean you know let's not take it that far you know randy was right about one thing randy you
13:43know going to a subject matter expert it's a it's a smart move oh you're saying as the boys what a boy would
13:48want yes i am what's up hey hi uh this won't be long so it's raj's birthday and selena needs help
13:56picking out a gift and we were wondering what a guy's perspective was good whiskey and a cigar
14:00it's for her 20-something boyfriend not her father-in-law and what's his love language
14:05um music i guess i i mean he's written selena like a hundred songs great write a song for him
14:11okay no no that is a big no the man's a professional he can't write a song good enough to impress him
14:15you don't have to be perfect which is heartfelt i can do heartfelt oh well uh do you play an
14:21instrument no let's just keep thinking maybe yeah yeah we spoke with detectives in the fraud
14:27department and priscilla has been on their radar for a while but they haven't been able to prove
14:31anything because the paperwork is legit so i won't be getting my house back we are working on it but
14:36if we can catch priscilla engaging in a similar fraud then that would go a long way with the courts
14:41so we set a sting operation posting photos of my house on priscilla's site but how would that trap her
14:48she only targets the elderly homeowners because we are going to use a decoy to pose as the owner
14:56oh hot damn this is gonna be so much fun
14:59hey hey how's randy oh yeah he's fine thank you yeah he's uh writing up a statement as we speak
15:10and i feel awful this only happened because he was trying to impress me yeah i know he mentioned
15:14being your confectionary paramour which i took to mean sugar daddy you think that's a bad idea i
15:20think it's none of my business but i just don't want to see anybody get hurt okay well i don't know
15:25what to do because i talked to pete and he thinks it's a great idea and he wants me to ask randy for
15:29a porsche he's not even the least bit jealous he's very evolved excuse me watch where you're going
15:36excuse me chastity hey are you okay chastity
15:41i'll just be one minute
15:49got a minute what's up is this about the burns case not entirely
15:57it's also personal i was just approached by a member of the burns crew
16:01they want us to drop the charges or they're gonna release this video what is that logan what is this
16:08what are they following my son now my guess is one of the dealers figured out whose father was
16:13did you know he was using no of course not he's a good kid you know he's always squared away he gets
16:19good grades not that i've been around lately i mean what kind of father doesn't know that his son is
16:24this far gone addicts have 100 drinks okay you can't blame yourself the important point is you know now
16:32you can help them how i mean first of all logan has to check himself into rehab and if it's just
16:37simple possession he will get a drug diversion vivian would love that i mean my bid for d.a would
16:42basically be over i know no no no no okay no no i'll just okay okay what if burns testifies that he
16:52was drunk that night it was a basic bar brawl right it was all about self-defense if he thought
16:56he was in danger if he fears for his life that's that's justifiable homicide you're not seriously
17:00considering that are you it's my son wes if you give in they will keep coming back trust me i've been
17:06there the only way out is to take away their bargaining chip i understand that but if this
17:11video gets out it's the rest of his life it'll define him you know it'll destroy it i know
17:23but if you give in they will own you five million dollars for the safe return of my girlfriend
17:30they call chastity my girlfriend son focus right yes if i don't send the money they will take her
17:38life in the most depraved way possible contact guys so we'll get up on your phone so we're ready for
17:44the next contact i'm gonna need a list of everyone who knows about your money it's a short list i am
17:49highly discreet oh oh thank goodness you're here hi you must be randy yes randy hello okay park and
17:56thank you so much for your amazing donation to my charities i'm sorry are you catering the hostage
18:01negotiations yes his braised ribs are to die for all right where can we set up back then roll call i
18:07kiss the glass room all right let's go oh what is happening randy has a world-class chef catering
18:16the hostage negotiations actually he will be catering the celebration i have just paid the ransom
18:23chastity will be returned to me unharmed okay you do what they're more likely to kill her than give her
18:27back uh tim's right you just made this a hundred times worse oh thank god okay so they are not going
18:37to kill her but they are going to double the original ransom okay that is why you never pay the ransom
18:44i'm not paying another dime until i see proof of life you don't make them angry the promise of your
18:50money is the only thing keeping her alive you hand it over to them she's just a witness they need to
18:55silence what we should kill her and take off we already got the five million no this guy's good
19:02for more look you saw how fast he paid us right we make him sweat it over right then we give him
19:09proof of life in the morning when he's desperate we'll make contact in the morning or we'll kill her
19:15not sure which stay tuned and find out this is far hooked how am i going to survive the night without
19:21descending into madness oh no i can't
19:28fine randy you can come home with me bailey and i will keep you company thank you my second bestest
19:33friend we are almost set up where are you going oh uh a slight change of plans can you unset up and
19:41take everything to this man's home okay great i will email you a map quest link so let's review i am
19:48nowhere close to getting a present for roge and i am climbing the walls because where the hell are
19:52the test results bradford hi hello what'd i do nothing she's been white knuckling all day waiting for
19:59the sergeant's list to be posted oh you didn't hear what no what what what did i not hear what you got
20:05delayed should be out by tomorrow i'm sorry i know it's hard to wait no this is fine one day two days a week
20:11better it's totally fine yep dinner's almost ready thanks you sure i can help it is all under
20:21control so just rest i can tell you're still angry with me it's just that it is a stressful situation
20:28okay but it's gonna be fine i'm i'm i'm dealing with it i know i'm not as strong as you are but
20:33you don't have to treat me like a child i am not oh yes you are that woman conned me and it happens
20:40with old people all the time but this is not about you being old mom you have been like this my
20:45whole life you you trust everyone you let dad walk all over you and you you fall for every sop story
20:52you hear i happen to believe most people are good well i used to believe that and then i got out into
20:56the real world and realized that i was completely underprepared i will not make that mistake with my
21:01kids i will make sure that they are safe and that they know what is out there
21:17the guest's room is made up with warm milk on the bedside table thank you you are the best best friend
21:25that the best second best friend a man could hope for of course and i know it's really scary but
21:30she's gonna be okay yeah i don't know if you guys know this about me but i get into trouble quite often
21:37i know i know yes no but it's true i don't think things through i'm very impulsive you know people
21:42are always telling me randy you're so handsome and brilliant but you know you're not cautious enough
21:48but i didn't listen and now chastity is in danger and it's because of my foolishness well it's not
21:54entirely your fault and there's really not a whole lot you can do tonight so you should get some rest
21:58and it'll feel more manageable in the morning yes you're very wise like an owl in a cartoon okay yes
22:11did you hear back yet for pete uh yeah he was uh trying to get on a plane but no surprise
22:15says he's on a no-fly list so he's taking a bus i'll tell you this our lives are never boring no they
22:21are not john roland he did what what's happening you kidnapped the love of my life sweet chastity
22:32so here is the ransom except you will never see one dollar of this money because no ransom will
22:36ever be paid for her life instead i'm offering this as a reward on your heads
22:41brandy what are you doing turning the tables
22:48this will let us listen in on your conversation with priscilla mija i've seen the sopranos i know
22:52what a wire is hey when's the last time you had a manicure priscilla made contact last night
22:59oh amelia you look so nice thank you it's my undercover outfit oh you go girl
23:05anyway i set up a meeting this morning with priscilla at my house my mom will pretend to be
23:11interested in putting it in trust we need priscilla lying on tape about the paperwork i know otherwise
23:17you can't prove it's fraud i'm wearing a wire oh like the sopranos that's what i said
23:23i'm getting close after my life okay okay uh mrs lopez are you sure you want to do this do what
23:31have a conversation with a woman at my daughter's house mommy we just need to know that you understand
23:35the risks listen this boot that misses with my friend and thinks i'm not going to do something
23:40about it priscilla better hope that she understands the risks all right let's do this
23:46hey hey you tell your clients they crossed the line coming after my kid
23:55sean i don't know shut up
23:59it is taking every ounce of willpower i have not to put you in the hospital right now
24:04the da's office will not be dropping charges against colin burns in fact i'm gonna make
24:09prosecuting the eastern front my own personal mission they're all going down i get the hell out
24:14of my face walk hey is everything okay no no it's not okay i just ruined my son's life
24:25getting no choice yeah well it doesn't make it stink any less look i'm gonna be offline for the rest
24:31of the day there's a bed open at a rehab on the valley and they said if i can get my son there
24:36before noon it's his soul you cover for me today yeah of course thanks wes
24:50mommy say something to test the microphone all that money and you and wesley can't hire
24:54a cleaning lady you don't need to yell and we have one well the microphone works
24:59it's showtime mommy put your game face on i never take it off
25:10you must be priscilla yes come in anything i can get you no thank you wow what a beautiful home well
25:19it's not what i would have done but i guess it works really mommy my husband he made all the design
25:26choices bless his soul and you uh own the house outright oh yes paid it off last year oh she's
25:32doing so well took me 32 years and two jobs but i did it oh good for you so here is the paperwork we
25:40discussed oh i'm sorry i forgot my glasses can you just explain to me what this document says smart
25:48move amelia so signing this will put the house into a trust and what that'll do is make it so your
25:53family can forego the whole probate process after you're gone saving them all kinds of time and money
25:58while they're still mourning you and i still get to live here until i die of course there it is
26:05oh that must be my daughter oh i i didn't know you were expecting company i'll get out of your hair
26:10no no that's fine she wants to meet you hi brisella detective angela lopez lapd you're under arrest for
26:19fraud
26:24guy was driving down wilshire with an rpg in the gun rack of his pickup truck this is second
26:28the job we've arrested this morning they all came to la to collect on randy's crazy bounty which
26:33means there's probably five times more still out there you need to get randy to call it off
26:37oh i tried but randy believes the pressure will force the kidnappers to play ball and i don't
26:42know that he's wrong which is weird because really randy is so wrong
26:49they made contact a pressure campaign it worked be ready yeah we'll mirror their video on that monitor
26:55and i will stand in front of this background so they don't know where i am
27:01places everyone they'll bounce a signal around several ip addresses so keep them talking got it
27:05yes i'm skip tracer randy i have the gift of the gab
27:10hello skip tracer randy here
27:17how i hope enjoyed your little stunt last night the price has tripled fine i don't care just show
27:22me she's okay i want to know she's all right she's fine you got one hour to send us 15 million
27:27in bitcoin or she'll stop being fine i understand i will send as quickly as i can chastity my love
27:32i don't understand
27:41was that long enough no i'm sorry what was that she was doing at the end with her her right hand
27:47i think she signed something can you can you play it back
27:55mall hey it can't be a functioning mall that place looked abandoned
27:58no business don't film that place has been shut down for a year perfect place to go around with
28:02the hostage right okay uh you wait here we got this
28:12you're doing the right thing buddy listen to me
28:16i'm proud of you though your mom and i are going to be with you every step of the way no matter what
28:20yeah right i'm thinking this is a mistake though pops
28:23i don't really have a problem i've just made a few bad decisions but uh i could totally get
28:29better on my own without rehab so i don't know hey well listen to me we talked about this all right
28:35this place is going to make you better i promise
28:37i'm glad you stay strong keep you having the game you're gonna be fine okay okay you got this
28:49get down
28:53control this is seven out of 19 with your gunshots north of sunset
29:03stay in the car
29:03let me see your hands
29:10freeze
29:14drivers down passengers on foot
29:16logan it's okay buddy we're good
29:27that's right come on get out we're good
29:29what's going to be shot get an ambulance second the morning lands we drop the girl and take off
29:37the money's going to be automatically split up into three fresh accounts one for each of us
29:41then we go our separate ways
29:56all right we need to establish a perimeter while swat says their initial recon get the full triage kit
30:00ready in case it's ready in case it's bad hey
30:02hi
30:04those have got to be randy's vigilantes they want us to hear about our operation on the police radio
30:08well we gotta stop and they're gonna get chance to the queue
30:16wait is that oh my god
30:18chastity
30:21how did you get ahead
30:23they were too busy finding themselves in the back about being geniuses that they totally forgot
30:26about me so i rescued myself yeah you did where are they holding you in the back of an old
30:31department store mid-mall grand level there's three of them i've been waiting to maddox i'm so glad
30:35you're okay i'm fine oh how's randy he's worried sick let's get you in the ambulance and we'll call
30:39him yeah this is now a clean-up operation no friendlies left inside
30:54why are we shooting shooting policy is clear we need probable cause i might commit a felony and
31:12the machine guns on their back don't give us that no it's not illegal to make a citizen's arrest
31:16nor to use reasonable force to make that arrest that includes using their weapons so shooting armed
31:22civilians is not company policy our interfere with police operations they come at us all bets are off
31:33target now
31:39what is this police get off the bike
31:52come from boot
31:59let's get out of here you were supposed to be watching
32:01police show me those hands
32:03go go go go go
32:06go go
32:14Stop that with you, Booth.
32:27Go left.
32:29Roger.
32:44It's over.
33:10Roger, clearly you are trapped.
33:13Otherwise, you wouldn't be hanging around to look at me, which means you want to get
33:16out of here.
33:16You got to go through me.
33:18Now, you listen very carefully.
33:20I have logged hundreds of hours at the firing range, and I am cited on your position, which
33:24means if you decide to fight your way out, your chances of getting shot are 100 percent.
33:29So throw out your gun.
33:31Get on the ground.
33:32Arms and legs spread.
33:40You got to control suspect in custody.
33:49Go for him.
33:50I am not going to lie.
33:52I am super surprised that worked.
33:57Hey, I came as soon as I heard.
34:00He's going to be okay.
34:03Christina's in there with him now.
34:04The bullet just grazed his neck.
34:05But if it had been a half an inch to the right, you know...
34:08But it wasn't.
34:09You protected him.
34:12And now the LAPD is going to come down on the eastern front like an avalanche.
34:15Yeah.
34:16Look, Wes, I'm dropping out of the DA's race.
34:19There's going to be a press conference in the morning.
34:21I just wanted to give you the heads up on that.
34:24I think right now I just need to stay out of the spotlight, you know.
34:29You're making the right call, Sean.
34:31I know.
34:31I know.
34:31I know.
34:31I know.
34:31I know.
34:33I know.
34:36You're a good dad.
34:40Thank you, both, for everything.
34:43Oh, please, honestly, you did all the work.
34:45Very impressive.
34:48Randy, you seem distracted.
34:49Yes, I'm trying to remember the password for my Bitcoin wallet.
34:53You forgot the password?
34:55Today was very stressful.
34:56Sorry.
34:58Snuffleupagus.
35:00Chastity, would it be possible to remain your sugar daddy
35:03without having any actual sugar?
35:06No.
35:07I'm sorry.
35:08No, I completely understand.
35:09In fact, I'm a bit relieved.
35:11Being wealthy was highly unenjoyable for my entire body.
35:14Yes.
35:15Why don't we let her get some rice?
35:16Oh, yes, of course.
35:17Good news is already paid for Sergeant Bradford's special thank you surprise.
35:20So, yippee-ki-yay!
35:22Brad, I've got someone here to see you.
35:24Says he knows Randy.
35:26Perfect.
35:29Hey.
35:30Kiki Hernandez.
35:32Whoa!
35:33I'm a huge fan.
35:34What are you doing here?
35:36Some German guy paid $100,000 to charity for me to hang out with you for a few hours.
35:40Guess he wanted to thank you for saving his girlfriend.
35:42Okay.
35:42I take back almost every awful thing I ever said about the guy.
35:45Well, you got me for the next three hours, so what are we doing?
35:48I got a mitt in my truck.
35:50You want to play catch?
35:52Like, we're in Field of Dreams or something?
35:53Well, I mean, yeah, if you don't mind, I can probably get someone to let you borrow a glove.
36:00Never leave home without one.
36:01Let's do it.
36:03Oh, Leah is finally out.
36:06Oh, that child is like you at night.
36:09Don't want to miss a thing.
36:11Believe me, I am aware I am reaping my karmic reward with that child.
36:17And, Mom, I know that I have been hard on you these last few days.
36:22So you and I see the world very differently, but that does not mean that you are not strong.
36:29It is a superpower to still see the good in people, even after they have taken advantage of you.
36:35Well, it's a certain kind of superpower to see all the darkness and evil in the world
36:43and choose to still try to make a difference.
36:48I admire that in you, Nilo.
36:51Thank you, Mom.
36:54And I am grateful that you are you.
36:57Okay, so I, um, I wrote you a song for your birthday.
37:08That's amazing.
37:09How did I not know you play guitar?
37:10I don't.
37:11So it's going to be rough, like really rough.
37:13Okay.
37:13And it's Spanish.
37:14It's already my favorite song.
37:15Let me start all over again.
37:30It's, um, sorry, I really tried.
37:36And I just learned these chords last night, so it's not even finished.
37:38It's beautiful.
37:40You're beautiful.
37:41How about we finish it together?
37:43Maybe I can play it on tour.
37:44Wait, you're going on tour?
37:47Europe and Scandinavia just got confirmed.
37:49That's, that's so exciting.
37:52Are you playing in Paris?
37:53Please tell me you're playing in Paris because I will totally come visit.
37:56We will not be in Paris.
37:57We will be in Kiruna.
37:59It's a wonderfully charming small town in northern Sweden.
38:02How does 19 hours of daylight sound?
38:04Bright.
38:06Yeah.
38:07I'm sure there will be other cities with normal sunsets.
38:09And we can figure out when you're coming tomorrow.
38:11But right now, we have a song to finish.
38:12So, tell me about it.
38:14What was it?
38:15It's, uh, what's, uh.
38:16Here first?
38:16Para.
38:17Para.
38:21Estrellas.
38:25Siempre sea fácil brillar.
38:29Siempre.
38:30Huh?
38:32Siempre.
38:33Siempre.
38:35Siempre.
38:35La, la, la.
38:36La, la, la.
38:38Ha, ha, ha, ha.
38:42Checking the time isn't going to get that list posted any faster.
38:44What is taking so long?
38:45I mean, Gray should have posted the list like, like, minutes ago.
38:49Okay.
38:50Oh, God.
38:50You know this.
38:52It's going to be okay.
38:53No matter what that piece of paper says.
38:54I really can't handle that kind of blind optimism from you right now.
38:57I just really need to know.
38:58Oh, my gosh.
38:58Hi.
39:00Bring it to me.
39:01Yes.
39:01Sorry.
39:05Oh, my God.
39:06I don't think I can look.
39:12Do you want me to look for you?
39:14Yes.
39:15No, um, yeah, yes, please, thank you.
39:27Lucy.
39:27Yeah?
39:28Look.
39:29Look.
39:29Look.
39:36Typical A student.
39:42Nervous you're going to fail even when you're top of the class?
39:46I did it.
39:47Of course you did it.
39:50Congratulations, John.
39:51You'll be able to use those new credentials right away.
39:54What?
39:55A sergeant position is open?
39:57Um, here?
39:58On the night show.
39:59Oh, that.
40:01That, okay.
40:02That's great.
40:03Is it possible to trade it?
40:04No.
40:05Yeah.
40:06Again, congratulations.
40:09Sergeant.
40:10Thank you, sir.
40:11Thank you, sir.