A young woman attempts to regain control of her body in a future where social media and the State operate as one.
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00:00Welcome home Jade. How was work today? One, being unenjoyable. Two, being steady. Nice one. In the past two months, your employment satisfaction has increased by 34%. Seems like this job is a great fit for you.
00:25Yeah, it is. Freya, order a pepperoni pizza from Putz for delivery. Order complete. Actually, amend. Reorder rosé. Jade, a bottle of rosé will bring your monthly alcohol units to 18. Six units over the recommended intake. Please confirm you want to amend your order. Freya, are you my mother? No, that's physically impossible. Great, then order the wine.
00:55Order complete.
01:25Thio T left you a review. To unlock, please rate Thio T's penis size.
01:53Five.
01:55Wow, how about stamina?
01:58Five.
02:00Great. Pillow talk?
02:02One.
02:04Add comment.
02:07Strong young man who really knows what he's doing.
02:11Thio T rated your breasts, five out of five.
02:17Vaginal tightness, four out of five.
02:19Blow jobs, one out of five.
02:22Comment, weigh heavier than her picks.
02:25Dick.
02:25Vitamin B, low to average.
02:37pH, neutral.
02:40Urochrome, high.
02:42Jade, please drink four units of water to achieve optimal hydration.
02:46Yeah, it's called a hangover, Freya.
02:47Uh, play poop soundtrack number four.
02:52Raid!
02:53Jade, you have a cavity developing on your lateral incisor.
02:57Booking dental appointment for Sunday at 2 p.m.
03:00Please confirm.
03:01Confirmed.
03:02Confirmed.
03:03Error.
03:31Error.
03:32Obese citizens are unable to mute Freya's health.
03:35I am here to help you be your best self.
03:38Freya, can you just say something nice about me, please?
03:43You have a strong social network.
03:52Hey.
03:54Night, Bubba.
03:55Vitamin B, low to average.
04:08pH, neutral.
04:10Eurochrome, average.
04:11HCG, high.
04:13Congratulations, Jade.
04:15You are pregnant.
04:16You are now an important part of growing our unified society.
04:19Your due date is March 27th.
04:2150% of your population growth credit will be deposited.
04:26Please confirm your account.
04:28Checking or savings.
04:29Oh, checking.
04:32Confirmed.
04:33The balance will be deposited upon delivery.
04:35You have 48 hours to notify the father.
04:39Your status has been updated.
04:43Shin...
04:43Your due date is March 27th.
04:46You are pregnant.
04:48What the fuck?
04:49What the fuck?
04:51Hey, Mom.
04:53Um, yeah, I just found out.
04:55It's great.
04:56Um, my boyfriend's Theo.
05:00Theo, he's a, um...
05:03Skate park landscaper.
05:07Uh, I gotta go, Mom.
05:11Sorry, bye.
05:14Appointment invitation from Hugo Parsons, Senior Account Manager.
05:18Today, 9am.
05:20Would you like to accept?
05:23Yes.
05:24Yes.
05:26I'll try to convince them, but I don't like our chances.
05:32Head office will make the call on Monday, but if I were you, I'd prepare for the worst.
05:42You know, I know you love this job, but motherhood is the greatest job of them all.
05:50You're gonna be amazing.
05:52Welcome home, Jade.
06:05How was work today?
06:06On a scale of one...
06:07One.
06:10Sorry to hear you had a bad day.
06:12Anything specific you'd like to tell me?
06:13Pray, uh, order, uh, chicken tandoori from BJ's for delivery.
06:19Jade, as an obese geriatric pregnancy, you have been placed on a government-issued balanced diet.
06:25Your meal will arrive shortly.
06:27I know you have a bad day.
06:28I know you have a bad day.
06:29I know you have a bad day.
06:30I know you have a bad day.
06:31I know you have a bad day.
06:32I know you have a bad day.
06:33I know you have a bad day.
06:34I know you have a bad day.
06:35I know you have a bad day.
06:36I know you have a bad day.
06:37I know you have a bad day.
06:38I know you have a bad day.
06:39I know you have a bad day.
06:40I know you have a bad day.
06:41I know you have a bad day.
06:42I know you have a bad day.
06:43I know you have a bad day.
06:44I know you have a bad day.
06:45Please stand by for the Federal Department of Health and Human Services.
07:10Your conversation is monitored for training and quality purposes.
07:15Hello, Jade. My name is Annie and I'm here to talk to you about the miracle growing inside you right now.
07:24We noticed you searching some blocked content.
07:28So, this is a friendly reminder that self-harm while you are with child is a federal offense.
07:35This is a formal warning.
07:38If I could get you to go ahead and confirm you've received this warning, that would be great.
07:44Confirmed.
07:46Thanks, Jade. The Department of Health and Human Services thanks you for growing our unified society.
07:52And no one matches with you if you don't have a VDD.
08:04Fuck. Fuck! Sorry.
08:11Yeah, well, you can't take it back now, so...
08:18Oh, no. I just...
08:23I'm an idiot.
08:26I'm so sorry.
08:34Uh...
08:35Well, I guess...
08:36I'll see you soon.
08:39Yeah.
08:40I guess so.
08:42Hey, you and me, growing a unified society, huh?
08:46Huh.
08:47Huh.
09:10Okay.
09:11Freya.
09:14How can I help Jade?
09:16What if I don't want a baby?
09:19Jade, every life is sacred.
09:22As a valued citizen, it is your responsibility to grow our population.
09:26Hey, Al. Can I come over?
09:39Yes!
09:41Yes! Oh my gosh!
09:43It's fucking scary, but you're gonna be fine.
09:46You know what?
09:47Jesus, if David and I can do it, so can you and Leo.
09:51Theo.
09:52Ah.
09:53Right.
09:54Theo.
10:00Oh, yes!
10:01Look!
10:02Okay, here.
10:03You know what?
10:04I gotta go pee, and I never get to pee alone.
10:14It's okay.
10:22Aw.
10:23Can you take it, please?
10:24Oh, yeah.
10:25Of course.
10:26I can't do it, Al.
10:27Do you still have the address?
10:29Are you sure?
10:30No.
10:31No.
10:32No.
10:33No.
10:34No.
10:35No.
10:36No.
10:38No.
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10:45No.
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10:48No.
10:49No.
10:50No.
10:51It's not safe.
11:04Hey, Mom.
11:06Yeah, I'm good.
11:07How's the hip?
11:08How's the hip?
11:10No.
11:12That's no good.
11:16Yeah.
11:18Nothing.
11:20I was just going to tell you I love you.
11:28Okay.
11:30Yeah, I will.
11:32Okay, bye.
11:38Okay.
12:08Okay.
12:14Vitamin B, average.
12:16pH, neutral.
12:18Eurochrome, low to average.
12:20HCG, undetected.
12:24You are no longer pregnant.
12:26You have miscarried.
12:28You have miscarried.
12:32Jade, 25% of geriatric pregnancies end in miscarriage.
12:42Please consider cons...
12:44You have 48 hours to notify the father.
12:50No.
12:56Your population growth deposit has been withdrawn from your account.
13:09Your status has been updated.
13:11No.
13:17Jade, please drink three units of water to achieve optimal hydration.
13:37Reminder, dentist appointment at 2pm.
13:39at 2pm.