The Kapil Sharma Show - 5th May 2025 Full Episode
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00:00:00Thank you Shukriya. How was your vacation Archena Ji?
00:00:15Mine was very good. I was in Canada.
00:00:20I was in New York.
00:00:22Nice. Very nice.
00:00:32Yes.
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00:01:01Nice.
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00:01:14Thank you very much.
00:01:44Thank you very much.
00:02:14Thank you very much.
00:02:44Thank you very much.
00:03:14Thank you very much.
00:03:44Thank you very much.
00:03:46Oh my God.
00:03:50What?
00:03:52What happened?
00:03:54Where is he?
00:03:55Where is he?
00:03:56Akshay?
00:03:56Where is he?
00:03:57Peter?
00:04:01Where is he?
00:04:02Where is he?
00:04:03Where is he?
00:04:05Where is he?
00:04:07Where is he?
00:04:08Where is he?
00:04:09Where is he?
00:04:13Where is he?
00:04:16Whoa!
00:04:17Whoa!
00:04:19All right.
00:04:20Sorry.
00:04:21Sorry.
00:04:29Hello everyone.
00:04:46I got a stock.
00:05:00yeah
00:05:03oh
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00:05:07yeah
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00:05:19yeah
00:05:24foreign
00:05:48foreign
00:05:54Oh
00:06:24अगले अगले शो में किसी और के साथ करेंगे ट्राइब
00:06:54का मिलीं कासा है तू मिरा प्रोसी ए उड़ा से आपके बास इनके प्रोस में रहते हुआ एनके अगले इकड़ी आवर्तिया वर्तिया का आपनों को
00:07:11पर गांबनों को
00:07:12Oh
00:07:19Millen Deshpande
00:07:21Oh
00:07:23My child is here
00:07:25My child is here
00:07:27Welcome, how are you?
00:07:29Are you with your brother?
00:07:31Are you with your brother?
00:07:33Their school was at Don Bosque
00:07:35They were very far away
00:07:37But one of them was still here
00:07:39They were very upset
00:07:41Oh
00:07:43My child is here
00:07:45Absolutely
00:07:47So
00:07:49I will do that
00:07:51By doing that
00:07:53By doing that
00:07:55My son
00:07:57My son
00:07:59My son
00:08:01My son
00:08:03My son
00:08:05My son
00:08:07I am so nice of you. Milenji, you don't even know Akshay Baji.
00:08:12Actually, we will never forget him.
00:08:15No, Akshay doesn't even know him. He calls Raju.
00:08:18Your name is Raju Baji?
00:08:20I can't actually express myself here.
00:08:23Thanks, Sachin.
00:09:55Reconstruct.
00:09:56Reconstruct.
00:09:57I know this much English.
00:09:59I'm a Canada return dude.
00:10:00Oh my God.
00:10:03Paji, every person has a mission.
00:10:05What is your mission this year?
00:10:07My mission is, by the end of this year,
00:10:10I'll be like Akshay Kumar.
00:10:12I'll be four times in this year.
00:10:19Two films, Paji.
00:10:20The third mission is The Bung 3.
00:10:22So, the fourth�� is the answer.
00:10:23Four to go, August, you have three.
00:10:25We will learn more.
00:10:27See it!
00:10:28These length
00:10:49I will do it.
00:11:19All the best.
00:11:20All the best.
00:11:50That's my representation.
00:11:56Really?
00:11:58That's so similar.
00:12:00You've come your parents prior to saying that.
00:12:09Here.
00:12:11foreign
00:12:25foreign
00:12:41I've been living here in the last 30 years.
00:12:46Can you hear me?
00:12:48I've been sitting here and sitting here.
00:12:51I've been living here in the 40s.
00:12:54I've been living here in the 40s.
00:12:56But this is a man who is also a man.
00:12:59This is a man who has been drinking.
00:13:01Oh, my God!
00:13:03This is my man.
00:13:09This is a man.
00:13:11This is Shafiq.
00:13:12This is Millen.
00:13:13This is Suki.
00:13:14And this is Lucky.
00:13:16The team is all Lucky.
00:13:24Give us our team.
00:13:25Comedy show is Hira.
00:13:28We met him at Millen.
00:13:33We met him a few words.
00:13:35And a few words come from
00:13:36We met him.
00:13:42We met Hallани,
00:13:43Ilopen and help.
00:13:44Called to be a man.
00:13:46He was writing about his film.
00:13:47He played about his books.
00:13:49He played about this film.
00:13:51He played about the names of women
00:13:52He did some work,
00:13:54action on the costumes.
00:13:55Who wrote the century,
00:13:58Jesus 81 되ábour,
00:14:01Allaway three more people saw them.
00:14:02foreign
00:14:32It's been a long time.
00:15:02but his life became hell
00:15:17I'm telling you
00:15:19because his life became hell
00:15:21I'm telling you
00:15:23because his life became hell
00:15:25I don't want to take all these things
00:15:27I want to take all these things
00:15:29don't take all these things
00:15:30and that's it
00:15:55all just
00:15:55wow
00:16:00so
00:16:04This is the time that the other special stars are called in the Mission Mangal
00:16:10So, who are you?
00:16:12For the first time
00:16:13For the first time
00:16:15And for the first time
00:16:17For the first time
00:16:18Why is this?
00:16:20Why is this?
00:16:22Why is this?
00:16:24Why is this?
00:16:27What the matter is
00:16:28Why is this?
00:16:30Why is this?
00:16:32Why is this?
00:16:33welcome welcome welcome
00:16:39hello
00:16:47thank you
00:16:53I am so happy to see three beautiful actresses in our show.
00:16:58They get very little to see them.
00:17:00Because they do the work of ladies here.
00:17:02They are the original men.
00:17:12She's left.
00:17:14That was a good aim.
00:17:16First of all, I got a lot to tell you about Mission Mangal.
00:17:20I am so happy.
00:17:23You are very happy.
00:17:25Come here!
00:17:29Have some fruits.
00:17:33One of them has kept it.
00:17:37Its there.
00:17:39Archenah Ji.
00:17:42Don't do that if you did it.
00:17:45In that same time, people take the cycle to the male girl.
00:17:49Oh
00:18:19I want to ask you a question from three.
00:18:21If you have a chance to do something, what do you want to do?
00:18:25I want to make a time machine.
00:18:27I want to make it because I want to make it.
00:18:29I also want to use it.
00:18:31I want to give it to rent.
00:18:33Time machine?
00:18:35Do you want to go back or go back?
00:18:37Yes, there is a reason for that.
00:18:39I mean, I can learn to go back.
00:18:41I want to go back,
00:18:43I want to go back or back.
00:18:47It will manage everything.
00:18:49In Bombay, this is the best invention, right?
00:18:53If you have to reach here,
00:18:57you can save so much time.
00:18:59Time machine will be able to go back.
00:19:01One thing is,
00:19:03close the door and you want to go back.
00:19:07Teleporting machine.
00:19:09Teleporting machine.
00:19:11Teleporting machine.
00:19:13Teleporting machine.
00:19:15No, it's not our way.
00:19:17Let's go back.
00:19:19It's like transport.
00:19:21We have to know the porting machine.
00:19:23Teleporting machine.
00:19:25Oh, oh.
00:19:27I want to go back.
00:19:29I should get to be in the porting machine.
00:19:31One day, this car will take away.
00:19:33I will have to take away from,
00:19:34I will.
00:19:35One day, this car will take away.
00:19:37I will take away from,
00:19:39but the car will take away.
00:19:41The train will take away from.
00:19:43If you can get to the phone and you can do it.
00:19:47What do you want to do?
00:19:48I want to break the technology and finish it.
00:19:53I want to go to the train.
00:19:56I want to go to the train.
00:20:00When did you go to the train?
00:20:02I went to the train.
00:20:0512 days before I was in London.
00:20:09Why did you go to the train?
00:20:11When did you go to the train?
00:20:13The train is also technology.
00:20:15Why did you go to the train?
00:20:19As you go to the train,
00:20:21I want to go to the train.
00:20:24I want to go to the train one day.
00:20:27I want to go the train.
00:20:29I want to go to the train two days.
00:20:31I want to go to the train at the train.
00:20:33So please go to the train.
00:20:41Okay, here's one minute.
00:20:43you all are with me?
00:20:45you all are with me?
00:20:47please
00:20:49you say something new
00:20:51in the year 4 pictures
00:20:53time is not
00:20:55time is not
00:20:57time is not
00:20:59that's true
00:21:01now 1 month
00:21:03September
00:21:05September
00:21:071 month
00:21:091 month
00:21:111 month
00:21:13in London
00:21:151 month
00:21:17setting
00:21:19back
00:21:25what do I do
00:21:27what do I do
00:21:29this
00:21:31I don't know
00:21:33I don't know
00:21:35Male Speaker 2
00:21:46Male Speaker 2
00:22:04I must salute you that 1 minute, 30 seconds, you are the last one who is going to go.
00:22:17But I accept that I have become a baby.
00:22:23He made a baby.
00:22:26He was a very smart man.
00:22:28He became an Indian.
00:22:30I have a research team I want to meet that research team
00:22:52They work together with a serious work
00:22:56They work together with a few Robina
00:22:58Tell me!
00:23:03Because I have my proof today
00:23:04My whole childhood, my side of my family
00:23:08Millenji never watched the movie
00:23:10We went to Kalha Mandir
00:23:12Kalha Teki movie
00:23:14All his videos
00:23:15Your colleague has taught me, he asked me
00:23:17He killed me
00:23:19So, thank you.
00:23:56I'm Dr. Khushbu.
00:23:59I'm from Himachan, Kangara.
00:24:04I believe that it's a little bit of gray, but it's a little bit of gray.
00:24:10When I was a student, someone told my parents that there is no study.
00:24:15There is no study.
00:24:16You put the new gray, put the stones on it.
00:24:20She always told me that I have to eat a goat in the morning.
00:24:24The first goat in the morning.
00:24:25I thought that there is a goat in the morning.
00:24:27So, I was going to go to the front.
00:24:28So, one auntie observed me that she was going to go.
00:24:31So, one day she asked me,
00:24:33Where are you going to go?
00:24:34I see you in the morning.
00:24:35So, auntie, I go to the goat in the morning.
00:24:38She said, Where are the goats?
00:24:40She said, Where are the goats in front?
00:24:42She said, There is not a goat.
00:24:44All right.
00:24:47Where are the goats in front?
00:24:49I was almost 15-20 days.
00:24:51Every single day you have been a doctor.
00:24:53I saw the school.
00:24:55I looked at the school.
00:24:57Sorry.
00:25:01Ok Khushbu.
00:25:02What did you do сsheet of her school?
00:25:04I was dentist.
00:25:05You're dentist?
00:25:06Yes!
00:25:07As you say, it's not an auntie.
00:25:09It's not an auntie.
00:25:11It doesn't even listen to their wife.
00:25:12They are not with her, right?
00:25:13I don't know.
00:25:14I don't know.
00:25:15I don't know.
00:25:16I don't know.
00:25:17Parents.
00:25:18You're married?
00:25:19Yes.
00:25:20You're married?
00:25:21Yes, I'm a little.
00:25:22You haven't met him?
00:25:23I didn't know that Sonakshi is coming.
00:25:24She says that he is coming.
00:25:26I'm coming and I'm coming and I'll send them the next time.
00:25:29Good.
00:25:30It's nice.
00:25:31It's good.
00:25:32Thank you so much.
00:25:33Thank you so much.
00:25:41Hello sir.
00:25:42Hello sir.
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00:25:46Hello sir.
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00:26:00Hello sir.
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00:26:02Hello sir.
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00:26:04Hello sir.
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00:26:06Hello sir.
00:26:07Hello sir.
00:26:08Hello sir.
00:26:09Hello sir.
00:26:10Hello sir.
00:26:11So sir, I went to a hotel and there was a tarot card reader.
00:26:15So I asked her if my girlfriend didn't make it.
00:26:17So sir, she told me that you'd like to eat a black dog.
00:26:23Wow!
00:26:26Tafsi, you've listened to her?
00:26:28No.
00:26:29Why did you see it on our side?
00:26:31No, I didn't.
00:26:32I didn't.
00:26:33What happened?
00:26:34I was staying for 4-5 days.
00:26:37And sir, seriously, my relationship was gone.
00:26:40That's what happened.
00:26:41What happened?
00:26:42What happened?
00:26:43What happened?
00:26:44How was it?
00:26:45My relationship was gone.
00:26:46What happened?
00:26:58Hello, Mr. Kabil sir.
00:26:59Hello everyone.
00:27:00Hello, Rishnah ji.
00:27:01Hi, hi.
00:27:02Hi.
00:27:03We don't have much trust.
00:27:04My parents are not allowed to marry for marriage.
00:27:05And I was very happy.
00:27:06My brother made a bodyguard.
00:27:07The school doesn't have to go.
00:27:08I don't want to go anywhere.
00:27:10It was very difficult.
00:27:12My ex-boyfriend who was my ex-boyfriend,
00:27:14he told me,
00:27:16let me show you someone,
00:27:18and someone who sees the grave,
00:27:20he told me,
00:27:22that you don't have a match of people.
00:27:24You can't get married.
00:27:26If there will be a marriage,
00:27:28then you will be different.
00:27:30But nothing has happened.
00:27:32My parents,
00:27:34and my parents,
00:27:36and my parents,
00:27:38and my parents,
00:27:40and my parents,
00:27:42and my parents.
00:27:44And my parents got married.
00:27:46If it is a real power,
00:27:48there will be no harm.
00:27:50Do you have children?
00:27:52Yes!
00:27:54Wow!
00:27:56Your husband,
00:27:58your wife.
00:28:00It's a great,
00:28:02very happy.
00:28:06Hello, everyone.
00:28:09Hello.
00:28:10My name is Borna Ali, and I came from Assam to thank Akshay Kumar Ji,
00:28:15because last month the flood was in Assam,
00:28:20and he has donated two CR to Assam flood victims.
00:28:25I want everyone to...
00:28:26Ha, Zoda Taliyo ho jaiye.
00:28:28So I especially came to this show to thank Mr. Akshay Kumar
00:28:32and, of course, for Kapil.
00:28:36And also I want to sing a song for Kapil,
00:28:40dedicating to Kapil.
00:28:41Achha.
00:28:43Yes, Kapil, I really love you,
00:28:48and I want to say this in Assam.
00:28:50Moi, tuma bohut bhalpao.
00:28:52Aha.
00:28:53Moi, tuma bohut bhalpao.
00:28:55So cute.
00:28:56I mean, I will make you a mhalpoha.
00:28:58Ha.
00:29:00Can I come there and say...
00:29:01Yeah, yeah, please come.
00:29:03Please come.
00:29:04So, mein chahatiu, aap bhi do line gaiye mere saath.
00:29:07I mean, if you don't mind.
00:29:08Not actually.
00:29:09Kya kehetei, Khazlo?
00:29:10Yeah?
00:29:11Not actually.
00:29:11So, this is for Kapil.
00:29:14Everyone, please saad dijee ka mere saath.
00:29:16Yeah?
00:29:16Sonakshi gati hai.
00:29:17Ha?
00:29:17You also sing, man.
00:29:19Yeah, Sonakshi, ma'am.
00:29:20I heard you singing, yes.
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:22Yeah.
00:29:22And now, I have to spend the night.
00:29:36And now, I have to spend the night.
00:29:41سب کچھ صحیح ہے دین سہاں کیوں ہے جنبین
00:29:48ہم میں تم ہو, تم میں ہم ہے
00:29:51ہم سے تم ہو, تم سے ہم
00:29:53بشень پیزلتے ہیں دو دل یہاں
00:29:57ہر کسی کو نہیں بسا
00:30:02یہاں پیان زمجیلے
00:30:07Herkisi ko nehi mirtan, yaha piyar zindegi ne
00:30:17Herkisi ko nehi mirtan, yaha piyar zindegi ne
00:30:26Thank you, thank you
00:30:28Thank you
00:30:29Well done, well done
00:30:33Thank you
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00:33:35Oh
00:34:05It's an inspector
00:34:07If you have a promotion, what does it make?
00:34:13Tell me, what does it make?
00:34:15Star from Superstar
00:34:17When we get a promotion, we get another film
00:34:22Then we become bigger
00:34:24But our name is Forbes
00:34:26No, it makes me wrong
00:34:28If you have a promotion, what does it make?
00:34:30No, I don't know what it makes
00:34:32It makes a big check from Sony TV
00:34:34It makes a big check
00:34:40It makes a big bangla
00:34:42It makes a big bangla
00:34:44It makes a big bangla
00:34:46I have seen it
00:34:48You can see it
00:34:49The lift is also opened by the camera
00:34:51And the roof is so big
00:34:53It's the whole roof
00:34:55You sit down
00:34:57There is such a big ground
00:34:59There is a cricket
00:35:01And this is good
00:35:02You know it
00:35:03You have to keep myself
00:35:05You have to keep Mika's security
00:35:07On top of the area
00:35:09It's just like Mika's
00:35:10Oh, Mika's going to keep me above it
00:35:11Yeah Mika's going to keep you above it
00:35:12It's a Punjab
00:35:13The Punjab people are very favouring
00:35:17It's all which Bug is Punjabi
00:35:19This non-talented man
00:35:21No one else left his house
00:35:23His friends sit here
00:35:25This is Punjabi
00:35:27The Japanese are also Punjabi?
00:35:29No, they are very good Punjabi
00:35:31When did I say that?
00:35:33Punjabi are very brave
00:35:35You are also Punjabi?
00:35:37Yes, you understand
00:35:39No, not every Punjabi is a brave
00:35:44You don't want to pronounce this
00:35:46You don't want to talk with me
00:35:48Don't say anything about me
00:35:50I'm good.
00:36:20foreign
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00:38:20I have to go and ask you to go and do the video.
00:38:24तू भी ट्राइकर तू इदर बन्यम्स च्ट्टी पन्कर आयकर बहुत अच्छा रहेंगा.
00:38:27यह बात तुम में आक्षबाजी को क्यों नहीं बुली?
00:38:29अच्छा हाने के मेरी को यह सब बोलके उनकी पर अईसा सब बात करो ना कुछ बोलते नहीं है.
00:38:35I think in the back of the bag, I'm waiting for my car to stay
00:38:39and I'm saying, I'll leave you home.
00:38:41So this is a good thing.
00:38:43It's a good thing.
00:38:44I love you.
00:38:45You just have to go to school.
00:38:56So, you go to school in my mask.
00:38:59Look, I'm going to go to school in the school.
00:39:00This is how it is.
00:39:01This is 10 years old.
00:39:03What?
00:39:04When he was a little student, he would kill him.
00:39:07The rest of the people would say,
00:39:09''You're not in that room, not in that room. ''
00:39:23In that room, for 10 years, in one class,
00:39:26what are you talking about?
00:39:28They won't let you go there.
00:39:30Oh, God.
00:39:31Sir, we have a parlor here.
00:39:37So I have different type of massage.
00:39:40So please, you can come with us.
00:39:42There are different types of massage.
00:39:44We have a copy that massage.
00:39:46Copy that dialogue, right?
00:39:48What are we doing?
00:39:50We call the customer,
00:39:52put their clothes on.
00:39:54Then, we put ourselves on the table.
00:39:56Then, we massage ourselves,
00:39:58and we say, ''Copy that.''
00:40:01Then, we have a very special,
00:40:11''Kirti Kulhari Massage.''
00:40:13What is this?
00:40:15What is this?
00:40:16It's a Kullad-wala.
00:40:18Kullad-wala.
00:40:19Yes.
00:40:20He goes into the water.
00:40:22He goes into the water.
00:40:24Then, the goddesses immediately
00:40:26are all put.
00:40:28Then, he gives her a candle to wear.
00:40:29He says, ''This is not my candle.'
00:40:31Then, the goddesses look at her,
00:40:32Then he sees the goddesses,
00:40:34Yes.
00:40:35The goddesses look at her,
00:40:36he's doing well things.
00:40:37Yes, that is...
00:40:38What, are you listening to this?
00:40:39I have to watch a video, but I will not hear a video.
00:40:50I have time to go, sir.
00:40:52Of course.
00:40:53I'm going.
00:40:55I'm your director.
00:40:56Who is that?
00:40:57R.K. Balki.
00:40:58R.K. Balki.
00:40:59He will massage his face to R.K. Balki.
00:41:00I have to massage his face to me.
00:41:03Bye.
00:41:03Bye.
00:41:077 days.
00:41:09in 40 views on cases, and every case will do the fear of fear.
00:41:16Now, 7 days.
00:41:22Hoshyar.
00:41:24Crime card.
00:41:2611.30 to 7.00.
00:41:28Back to back.
00:41:297 days.
00:41:30Only on Sony Entertainment Television.
00:41:32I can't stop.
00:41:33I can't stop.
00:41:34The bell is still on the stage.
00:41:35I can't stop.
00:41:36I can't stop.
00:41:37I can't stop.
00:41:38The bell will come.
00:41:40And you will come.
00:41:43But if you are with me, what's your problem?
00:41:48The desire of fear, not the danger of life.
00:41:51How do you become a girl?
00:41:53The Chakrverti Samrath Prithvidar Chahan.
00:41:57The renewal of fire.
00:42:02Ah, Dubai. I'm on top of the world.
00:42:05Madam, let's go up again.
00:42:11Visa Infinite get access to exclusive luxury hotels.
00:42:15Enjoy life's best moments securely with Visa.
00:42:17The world has infinite experiences.
00:42:20Find yours.
00:42:32Boss? Boss का Boss?
00:42:35उसका भी Boss?
00:42:36चार गुना लोग आ गए ना?
00:42:39Park Avenue, Amazon Woods.
00:42:42अब तालियां भी तो चार गुना बजेंगी.
00:42:48Her Spray.
00:42:49चार गुना perfume.
00:42:50Park Avenue, Amazon Woods.
00:42:52दिमाग मत लगा.
00:42:56वो लगाओ जोस.
00:42:57इनको जमाने से पीछे चलने दो.
00:42:59आप चुनो नया बिरला उपस पेंट्स.
00:43:02पापा, पापा मैं जीनियस हूँ.
00:43:05अब हमें सर्दी में जमना नहीं पड़ेगा.
00:43:06मैं हम सब को उड़ा सकता हूँ.
00:43:08बिना पंके मुश्किल.
00:43:10वाइन बिगेश उप्ते?
00:43:32लगातार बक्वास करने वाले अंकल के लिए और जोर जार ताली हो जाए.
00:43:38वाइन बहुत अच्छे.
00:43:42अजया लड़कियां होती है देखो.
00:43:44तापसी जैसी, सुनाक्षी जैसी, कीर्ती जैसी.
00:43:46ये देखो, वेल्डिंग की दुकान में बनी हुई औरत.
00:43:48लेकिन ये है बड़ी तलेंट अक्षे साब, ऐजे हाथ से हाथी का फाट रोग लेती है.
00:43:56ए क्या बखवास कर रहे हैं?
00:43:57ए मैंने कब रोका तेरा फाट? बता इसको, कब रोका मैंनी?
00:44:02ए दादर की गाजर, तरहा शालीमता का परिचय दीजिया, वरना आपकी शालीमता ही तोड़ देंगे, समझ गई ना?
00:44:19चलिया, इसके साथ खेला सुरू करते हैं?
00:44:21एक मिदा आइक मिदा, आज एक खेला हम करेंगे.
00:44:23आप करेंगे?
00:44:24आज हम पूछेंगे इन तीनों से, ये तीनों बहुत विद्वान है, अगर आपको कोई इत्राज ना?
00:44:30नहीं, देखिए, खेला खेलने का असलिया, तो खेला खेली है, नहीं, खेला खेली है, तो खेला खेली है, I don't mind, come, please, grab my seat.
00:44:42आप बैठी है, आप बैठी है, आप बैठी है, आप बैठी है, याद रखना, तेरे पेट पे लात नहीं मार रहा हूं, okay, मैं खेला, सिर्फ आज के ले कर रहा हूं, उसके बाद तू ही करेगा, अच्छा, I am co-pilot today, बिल्कुल, ready, जो सही उत्तर देगा, इस प्रश्न का, �
00:45:12प्रश्न को सुनना, और उसका जवाब देना, तो प्रश्न ये है, अच्छा, मेर को आप से एक अडल्ट बात करनी है, इस बार हम दोनों वोट डालने साथ चलेंगे, ये क्या, क्या बात वी, इतनी खुबसूरत लड़की साह से बात करते हैं आप, वर इस अडिनिटी, रि
00:45:42लामत तेरी दोटी कुल गई थी पहले भी, बख्वाद कर रहा है, तापसी जी, हम आप से बात कहना चाहेंगे, क्या आप हमारे साथ एक दिन फिल्म पे चलेंगे, नौ से बारा, लेकिन नौ मीन्स नौ, अरे अंकल, कुछ बोलो ना बीच में, ऐसा ना ओ, फालतू बात कर
00:46:12आपका भी मूँ देखो, ऐसा लगता है, पपीते को किसने मूँ छे लगा दियो, ये मेरे को बडात का लगा, इसका मूँ देखो, जैसे घोड़े ने गंदा निकल लिया, वो भी उल्टा, हाँ, और इनका मूँ देखो, ऐसा लगता है, कद्दू को बाल तोड़ो गया हो,
00:46:42मैचा, आपका स�מ्जाना ना, जूत सही, चैते कापी दाल के देखो,
00:47:00oh
00:47:02oh
00:47:04oh
00:47:06I'm gonna go
00:47:08in
00:47:14I'm
00:47:16I'm
00:47:18I'm
00:47:20I'm
00:47:22I'm
00:47:24Oh God
00:47:26foreign
00:47:40foreign
00:47:54Or the sun is rising? Or the sun is sun, but who's sun is? I don't know.
00:48:02Or the sun is sun, but two ghoots of dharsha.
00:48:08No, no, no, no. This is not an option.
00:48:12Suraj is sun, but two ghoots of dharsha.
00:48:16But the sun is sun, but two ghoots of dharsha.
00:48:20And the sun is sun, so it is not valid anyway.
00:48:25I'm just saying.
00:48:27So, this is not an option.
00:48:30First of all, I have to choose three. I'm sorry.
00:48:32My hello, Pachi.
00:48:33Akshay Sahib, I have a question for you.
00:48:35Yes.
00:48:36Sun is sun, but who's sun?
00:48:38One minute.
00:48:39When you talk about it, Aruna Ji, talk about it.
00:48:42Sorry, sorry.
00:48:43Akshay Sahib, I have a question for you.
00:48:46Your Mrs. is a very good writer.
00:48:48If I have written a book on my books,
00:48:51then how many books will I write?
00:48:53How many books will I write?
00:48:55Akshay Sahib, I have a question for you.
00:48:57Response, response.
00:49:00Option C.
00:49:01Akshay Sahib, B.
00:49:02Sun is sun, but who's sun?
00:49:04That's third.
00:49:05Akshay Sahib, but who's sun?
00:49:06Option C.
00:49:07Akshay Sahib, but who's sun?
00:49:08Option C.
00:49:09Akshay Sahib, yes.
00:49:10Option C.
00:49:11Akshay Sahib, yes.
00:49:12What do you think about it?
00:49:13What do you think about it?
00:49:14C.
00:49:15Akshay Sahib, go ahead, let's see.
00:49:19Our doit have the movie.
00:49:20No.
00:49:22We do not enjoy the movie.
00:49:23Oh, it's true.
00:49:24We do not lean.
00:49:26That's a great...
00:49:27If itух�� kommun.
00:49:28You are the best in one turn
00:49:30foreign
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