Things get super crazy when Dale becomes a superhero (well, sort of…) in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers S2E34 – “It’s a Bird, It’s Insane, It’s Dale!”
After reading one too many comic books, Dale thinks he has real superpowers—and rushes into danger to prove it! But when a real villain strikes, can the team keep up with their “super” chipmunk before he bites off more than he can chew?
Get ready for laughs, heroic antics, and classic 90s cartoon chaos! Hit play and join the Rescue Rangers on another wild ride!
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After reading one too many comic books, Dale thinks he has real superpowers—and rushes into danger to prove it! But when a real villain strikes, can the team keep up with their “super” chipmunk before he bites off more than he can chew?
Get ready for laughs, heroic antics, and classic 90s cartoon chaos! Hit play and join the Rescue Rangers on another wild ride!
Follow for more full episodes and nonstop animated adventures!
#RescueRangers #ChipNDale #ItsABirdItsInsaneItsDale #SuperDale #90sCartoons #ClassicAnimation #ChipNDaleRescueRangers #FullEpisode #CartoonComedy
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00:00Sometimes, some crimes go slipping through the cracks
00:10But these two dumb shoes are picking up the slack
00:17There's no case too big, no case too small
00:20When you need help, just call
00:23Ch-ch-ch-chip and else
00:25Rescue Rangers
00:26Ch-ch-chip and else
00:28We're in danger
00:29No, no, it never fails
00:31Once they're involved
00:32Somehow, whatever's wrong gets solved
00:36Ch-ch-chip and else
00:38Rescue Rangers
00:39Ch-ch-chip and else
00:41We're in danger
00:42No, no, it never fails
00:44They'll take the rules
00:46And find the ways and wise and rules
00:49Ch-ch-chip and else
00:51Rescue Rangers
00:52Ch-ch-chip and else
00:54We're in danger
00:55Ch-ch-chip and else
00:57Just as you predicted, Dr. Hibbelman
01:04The alien meteor swarm is passing through our solar system and out the other side
01:09Yeah, but how can we be sure it will miss Earth completely, according to the Minkoff equation?
01:16Pooey on the Minkoff equation
01:18Mind calculations show that the odds against the meteor hitting the Earth are... are astronomical
01:25It will never happen
01:28And even if a teeny tiny meteor does hit Earth, what could possibly be the harm?
01:35Huh, here's all that one
01:48In you go
01:49Wraith!
01:50Oops!
01:52Wow!
01:54Hey, something's burning!
02:00Hey, what's this?
02:04Wowie, a night light!
02:06I wonder where this could've come from?
02:08Look! Hey!
02:10Let's go, bugs!
02:20Oh!
02:28Help! That man has my purse!
02:36Stop the van!
02:40I don't know what that is, but it's gonna make a great story!
02:46This rock must be magic!
02:48This darn little chipmunk saved my purse!
02:50Yeah! He's a real hero!
02:52Look! He's made out of rubber!
02:56Wait! Come back! I need some close-ups!
03:04This amazing event happened less than half an hour ago.
03:08The action was captured by our super-duper action eyewitness minicam crew.
03:14Shh! Quiet, Dale! This is important!
03:16Oh, look! I'm a cowboy!
03:18A would-be purse snatcher has been apprehended by an incredible stretching chipmunk!
03:24Huh? Hey! That's me!
03:26Shh!
03:28The chipmunk seemed to exhibit powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men, or other small rodents.
03:34Yeah?
03:36This mercurial mammal, this rambunctious rodent, this changeable chipmunk be, in fact, a real superhero!
03:42Wowzers! Did you hear that?
03:44I mean, what a bunch of hooing!
03:46It must be some kind of true mythography!
03:48It is not!
03:50Oh, and how would you know? Because I...
03:52Oh, I've seen weirder things than that in the cafeteria line!
03:56What?
03:57Remember, Marty, the world is full of unexplained events!
04:00There could be a super chipmunk out there somewhere!
04:03That's what I've been trying to tell ya! I'm the...
04:05Gee, Gadget! If there is a superhero, maybe we should get him to join the Rescue Rangers!
04:09Bonzer idea, Chip! Let's go find him!
04:12What? Right! Rescue Rangers! Hooray!
04:15What?
04:16Well, if they want a superhero, I'll give them a superhero!
04:19But first, I gotta do some heavy-duty, professional research!
04:26There! 147 comic books!
04:28Now I know everything about being a superhero!
04:31Look out, world! Here comes, uh...
04:33Super Monk!
04:35X-Mando Dale!
04:37The Amazing Bouncerine!
04:39I need a name that will strike fear into the hearts of criminals!
04:43Rubber Bando!
04:52You wouldn't believe it, Huffy!
04:54This rock falls right out of the sky, smashes my roof, and bucks me on the noggin!
05:00You're my lawyer! Who can I sue?
05:02No, go right to the top!
05:04Oops, gotta go, Hav!
05:06Another suckers, Colin!
05:08Seymour Travel Agency!
05:09Seymour with Seymour!
05:11Seymour speaking!
05:12I know I'm flying in the sky!
05:14Hey! I only said you'd fly to Rio!
05:16I never promised the plane would actually land there!
05:21They're lucky I didn't charge extra for the parachutes!
05:24Ah, I'm too good for this 2-bit travel record, girls!
05:27I'm meant for the big time!
05:28What's the matter?
05:29Didn't you like the Bermuda Triangle?
05:33Get out of here before I...
05:34What the?
05:35I'm flying the bike robbery!
05:36Rubber Bando to the restroom!
05:39What the?
05:40What the?
05:41I'm flying the bike robbery!
05:42Rubber Bando to the restroom!
05:45What the?
05:46What's that?
05:47Rubber Bindo to the restroom!
05:55Watch that!
05:56Man, don't you watch the news? He's that superhero!
06:00You just ruined a perfectly good bank heist.
06:03Yeah, eat lead, chipmunk!
06:09We give up!
06:13Hey, thanks, little buddy! You're a real hero!
06:17See, girls? These tourist attractions are worth a fortune.
06:24And if this little lady was missing, I bet New York would pay a bundle to get her back.
06:30And I'm just the guy to take her.
06:33Girls, I think we just hit the big time.
06:36Don't worry, Fire City! Rubber Bindo is here to protect you!
06:40Well, sounds like trouble!
06:44I'm bound and away!
06:45The blaze is too big. We need more help.
06:47Maybe not!
06:48Look!
06:49I can't believe it!
06:51I can't believe it!
06:52I can't believe it!
06:53Look!
06:54Bein' a superhero is nothin' like bein' a ranger!
06:58It's better!
06:59Bein' a superhero is nothin' like bein' a ranger. It's better.
07:10I betcha they even put my place on a t-shirt.
07:13Playing for Rubber Wando to change back to his secret identity.
07:17Golly, the streets sure aren't quiet now that the city has its own superhero.
07:22Look, there's the Rubber Wander now.
07:25This always seems easier in the comic books.
07:28Maybe we can get him to join the rescue rangers.
07:32What am I doing here? They'll learn my secret identity.
07:35I gotta hide.
07:37Golly, where's Rubber Wando?
07:40He was here just a second ago.
07:49Hello? Are you in there, Mr. Superhero?
07:53Nope, nobody here. Try the gumball machine down the block.
07:58He seems kind of shy.
08:00Hi! We were wondering if you would like to join us.
08:03We're the rescue rangers.
08:05A small but efficient battalion of do-gooders devoted to helping those in trouble.
08:09Would you like to see our news clippings?
08:11Go away!
08:12Golly, he seems kind of rude, too.
08:15I'll get it!
08:23It's Dale!
08:24What's he doing in there?
08:25You're Rubber Wando?
08:27Looking for spare change?
08:29Come on out, Pally!
08:30Why didn't you tell us you were a superhero?
08:33Uh, superhero?
08:34Oh, I love superhero.
08:36Ho ho!
08:37Then how do you explain the fancy underwear?
08:39Uh, go to the costume party.
08:41Golly, Dale.
08:42Being a superhero is nothing to be ashamed of.
08:45Is it?
08:46And I can blow up like a balloon!
08:49Whoa!
08:50Stop it, Dale!
08:51I can't bear and get wings like a birdie!
08:53Hey!
08:54Who turned out the lights?
08:55And bullets bounce right off me!
08:58I bet he can even pat himself on the back!
09:01Oh, sure!
09:02I can do that easy!
09:03But you wanna know what the best part about this is?
09:05Not really.
09:06It's the neat costume I get to wear!
09:09Hey!
09:10Now that you guys know my secret identity, you can all be my sidekicks!
09:14Every superhero needs sidekicks!
09:16Uh, you know, for comic relief!
09:21Hey, what's him that for?
09:22Oh, just a little comic relief!
09:24You're just jealous because you aren't the idol of millions!
09:26Oh, brother!
09:28Well, actually, he'd be a superhero too if he wore this meteorite of yours!
09:32A meteorite?
09:33You mean that thing fell from spice?
09:36Yep!
09:37And it looks like it broke off a much bigger piece!
09:40Anyone who gets close enough to its radiation would have the same powers as Dale!
09:44See?
09:48Well, stretching doesn't make you a superhero!
09:50You're gonna be courageous and pure of heart!
09:52And that's me!
10:00And don't come back till you can give a decent haircut!
10:03All right, Rangers!
10:04Looks like a crime for us!
10:05You call that a crime?
10:06I'm used to taking on the real thing!
10:07Well, that is the real thing to arrest you, Ranger!
10:08Every crime is important!
10:09Well, if you insist!
10:10We're tired of being mean to look silly!
10:11Real dogs don't put up with perfumy shampoos!
10:15Right, Alphonse?
10:16Don't call me Alphonse!
10:17I hate it!
10:18I want a real dog's name!
10:19Like Butch or Spike or something!
10:20Hey!
10:21Who let out the hamsters?
10:22Who you calling a hamster, Pepsquake?
10:23Who you calling a hamster, Pepsquake?
10:24Who you calling a hamster, Pepsquake?
10:26Who you calling a Pepsquake, Hamster?
10:27Now, calm down!
10:28We are the rescue rats!
10:29We are the rescue rats!
10:30Are you one of the best friends and friends?
10:31You're one of the best friends?
10:32You're two friends who you're having me to try and find me to try to fight all the
10:33Real dogs don't put up with perfumy shampoos, right, Alphonse?
10:39Don't call me Alphonse, I hate it.
10:41I want a real dog's name, like Butch or Spike or something.
10:45Hey, who let out the hamsters?
10:48Who you calling a hamster, pipsqueak?
10:51Who you calling a pipsqueak, hamster?
10:54Now calm down.
10:55We're the rescue rangers, and you guys are going to have to clean this stuff up.
11:00Hey, Alphonse!
11:03Spike, the gerbil wants us to clean this up.
11:06Ain't that rich?
11:07Ain't it, huh, Spike?
11:09Let's see how bossy they are when they're behind bars.
11:14Looks like just the kind of canine crunchies that real dogs deserve.
11:26Silence, evil doers!
11:28Justice will be by you!
11:30Wow!
11:35He took care of all three of them at once!
11:37Now we'll see if their bark is worse than their bounce!
11:49It's the chipmunk superhero!
11:52Rubber bando to you, evil doer!
11:54Now do we have this mess, or do I have to get tough?
11:59Oh, no, sir!
12:00I'm not going to happen, oh, no!
12:02Don't get right to it, what did you say?
12:04What?
12:05Ta-da!
12:07Rubber bando at your service!
12:09Hey, Paley!
12:10You didn't give us a chance to join the punch-up!
12:13Sorta takes the fun out of adventure!
12:15Sorry, Monterey, but it's the job of us superheroes to look out for the little guys.
12:20Little guys?
12:21Why, uh...
12:22No, Chip!
12:23Let me talk to him!
12:24Dale, you don't really expect us to be your sidekicks, do you?
12:27Gee, you know you're right, Gadget.
12:29I don't need anybody!
12:31I'm a superhero!
12:32Maybe Dale's right.
12:34He got the job done without us, and nobody got hurt.
12:37Maybe the rescue rangers are just the little guys.
12:53Well, the first thing I'm going to do with the ransom money is buy some new shoes.
12:58At first, I need something to ransom.
13:02Yeah, this'll look very pretty in my collection.
13:21Wow!
13:22The statue!
13:24What's happening?
13:25It's the rubber guy, I'm Sean TV!
13:27Wow!
13:28Oh, boy, don't I look good?
13:51I bet you won't be long before I get my own TV show!
13:54We can hardly wait.
13:56Gosh, your own TV show?
13:59That would be something special.
14:01You bet!
14:02Hey, what's this?
14:02A special news bulletin.
14:04We have exclusive pictures of the famous Statue of Liberty.
14:07Or rather, of the spot where the great statue used to be.
14:11The fabulous landmark has been stolen.
14:14Now, there's a real case.
14:15New York authorities have no clue to...
14:17Wait a moment.
14:18This just in.
14:20The landmark thief has struck around the world.
14:23France has lost the Eiffel Tower.
14:24England is missing Big Ben.
14:26San Francisco no longer has its Golden Gate.
14:29And even the Sphinx in Egypt has gone bye-bye.
14:32International authorities are looking for the one man...
14:35...er, animal who might be able to help.
14:37We need the rubber rodent!
14:40Rubber rodent?
14:41What kind of a name is that for a superhero?
14:43Oh, well.
14:44Gotta go, guys.
14:45Duty calls.
14:47Rubber Bongo to the rescue!
14:49Up!
14:49Up!
14:50And the...
14:51Having a superhero around makes being a rescue ranger seem kind of silly.
14:59Well, Rubber Dubberdale can't be everywhere.
15:01There will still be cases for us.
15:03This is terrible.
15:04We have just received a videotape of the Statue of Liberty being stolen.
15:08This videotape was taken by a tourist, Grants to Lumpire, who visited the monument earlier today.
15:14It appears that our superhero has become a super thief.
15:17The Rubber Rodent has gone rogue.
15:19I wonder how superheroes are supposed to find super crooks.
15:25Hey, look!
15:27It's the Rubber Rodent!
15:29Run away, Rubber Rodent!
15:30Rubber Rodent!
15:31What's going on?
15:34Why don't they like me?
15:35All right, you measly monument grabber.
15:38Take it slow and easy.
15:39What?
15:40That wasn't me!
15:41It's all a mistake!
15:42He's charging!
15:44Give me that thing!
15:48Oops!
15:49He means business!
15:51We better call in the flamethrowers!
15:53Where's that flamethrower?
16:03No!
16:04Wait!
16:04I'm too young to try!
16:06One charbroil chip not coming up!
16:08No!
16:19Us?
16:20But we're only your sidekicks!
16:23Those guys steal monuments and the cops think it's me
16:24and they're gonna crush me and everything!
16:26You don't say!
16:30Chip, you gotta do something!
16:32But we're just the little guys!
16:34What can we do?
16:35You're the rescue rangers!
16:36You gotta rescue me!
16:38Oh, so now the big shot superhero needs our protection, huh?
16:42I thought you could do everything on your own!
16:45You're not part of our team, remember?
16:46Oh, please, please, please, take me back!
16:48I wanna be a rescue ranger again!
16:50Okay!
16:55Now how am I gonna get out of this?
16:58I didn't do anything!
16:59There must be some other rubber guy!
17:00But now, how many other super meteorites could there be?
17:03Actually, Chip, there might be hundreds!
17:05Maybe even thousands!
17:07Huh?
17:08The original meteorite could have split into any number of fragments!
17:11Then some bad guy has one, too!
17:13We gotta catch him fast!
17:15Before my fans kill me!
17:17Oops!
17:18Did I say my fans?
17:20I meant the rescue rangers fans!
17:21I'll probably never get my own TV show now!
17:37What you got there, Zipper?
17:43A travel brochure?
17:44This is no time to be planning a vacation, mate!
17:47I'll cut that!
17:48Every little clue could help at this point!
17:51With this test, I'll be able to tell what this brochure is made out of!
17:56Well, it's made out of paper!
17:58That's it?
17:59Well, that and the fact that it came from Seymour's travel agency near the corner of Lancashire and Coanga!
18:04Wow!
18:05That's some test gadget log!
18:07Well, actually, the address is stamped right on the bottom of the brochure!
18:11It looks like we got the right place, all right!
18:15Look!
18:16The monuments!
18:17He shrank all of them!
18:19Why don't you try stretching your brain for a change?
18:21Chip's right, Gale!
18:22Those are just models!
18:25He's making models of monuments!
18:27What's wrong with that?
18:29This is strange!
18:33Red sand!
18:35Blimey!
18:36It reminds me of the time I was camping with some Pioneer Prairie Dogs in Arizona!
18:40Arizona?
18:41That's it!
18:42I know where the missing monuments are!
18:45Valley!
18:46Monument Valley!
18:48I'm going to travel into Tide Monuments!
18:51Chip!
18:51You found them!
18:53And there's the crook!
18:54Okay!
18:55Now remember the plan!
18:56Muzzy, you find a big rock!
18:57Get it!
18:58You'll handle the flame!
18:58I'll take care of the rope!
19:00What do I do, Chip?
19:01You, Mr. Rubber Bando, are going to keep him busy!
19:04How do I do that?
19:06Brilliant!
19:06Whoa!
19:07Hello, New York!
19:10I've got something here you might be interested in!
19:12So I suggest you get out your checkbook!
19:15What?
19:17Oh, it's the Rubber Rodent!
19:19Did him the great big superhero come to play with Seymour?
19:22Huh?
19:31I could do this all day!
19:37I shot a chipmunk in the air, and where he fell, I do not care!
19:43Here, Gadget!
19:49Got it!
19:56And now for a little demolition dovey!
20:02Who can play a vat game?
20:13Okay, Monty, it's all yours!
20:24Here, Zipper lad, give me a hand!
20:31Monty, go!
20:34Let's see how flexible you are without this!
20:37Now I'll be twice as bouncy as ever!
20:40Now nothing in the world can stop me!
20:43Oh, that isn't it!
20:53Whoa-oh!
20:55Whoo-oh!
20:56A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
20:57Hush!
21:01Oh!
21:02How do I do with my part of the plan?
21:11Great, Dale.
21:20That transmitter should guide the authorities here in no time at all.
21:24Sorry, your meteorite got busted, Dale.
21:27That's okay. I kind of let that super power stuff go to my head.
21:30Besides, I think the rescue rangers are pretty super just the way they are.