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  • 5/5/2025
Competition heats up in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers S2E28 – “One-Upsman-Chip”!
When Chip and Dale’s friendly rivalry spirals out of control, it puts the entire mission—and their teamwork—at risk! As they try to outdo each other during a rescue operation, a crafty criminal takes advantage of the chaos. Can the duo put aside their differences before it’s too late?

Packed with laughs, action, and a lesson in friendship, this episode is a fan favorite!

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00:00Sometimes, some crime goes slipping through the cracks
00:11But these two gumshoes are picking up the slack
00:17There's no case too big, no case too small
00:20When you need help, just call
00:23Ch-ch-ch-chip and L
00:25Rescue Rangers
00:26Ch-ch-chip and L
00:28No, no, it never fails once they're involved
00:33Somehow, whatever's wrong gets solved
00:36Ch-ch-ch-chip and L
00:38Rescue Rangers
00:39Ch-ch-chip and L
00:41No, no, it never fails
00:44They'll take the clues and find us where's and why's and who's
00:49Ch-ch-ch-chip and L
00:51Rescue Rangers
00:52Ch-ch-ch-chip and L
00:54We're in danger
00:55Ch-ch-ch-chip and L
00:58Let's go home, Chip
01:10I'm bored
01:11We've been here all night and Cat Cat hasn't tried to steal that pearl yet
01:15But Dale, we know he wants it
01:17I tell ya he's not coming
01:19Look, we only have to stay till the restaurant manager gets here
01:22Well, I'm still bored
01:24Hey, Chip, your shoe's untied
01:26You don't wear shoes
01:28Got you last, got you last
01:31Oh, ha ha ha ha ha, good one
01:33What's that crawling up your back?
01:36What's that crawling up your back?
01:36Oh, what is it, Chip?
01:38What is it?
01:39Nothing
01:39Ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:40Got you last, Dale
01:42So, here we go
01:44Magic signal! Someone's coming!
01:47Good company, mighties!
01:53Behold my bungling band of doobatters!
01:56In a matter of moments, the world's largest pearl will be mine!
02:00Stay, rangers!
02:14Hold it right there, fat cat! Your pearl nabbing days are over!
02:20The rescue rangers! But how did you learn of my brilliant plan?
02:24It was easy! One, the world's largest pearl is your kind of target!
02:29Two, our friends at the pier told us you bought some diving equipment just yesterday!
02:33Three, we found your gang's footprints outside of here earlier! They must have been casing the joint!
02:39And Fuller, well, you haven't done anything really crummy in a while, so we figured that you were due!
02:47Rescue rangers, away!
02:52Bullseye! I mean, cheers! Whatever!
02:55Those meddling rangers! Hurry up with that pearl!
02:58Eight points, saphead!
03:01Ye gads! Reach for Venus, you homely hairball! I've got you covered!
03:07Now, I believe I've got you covered!
03:13Snout, take our little friends for a spin!
03:16All right, boss!
03:23Come to papa, pretty pearl!
03:26Your pearl nabbing days are over, fat cat!
03:29We haven't yet!
03:31Look out!
03:32Wee!
03:34Suck seaweed, runt!
03:36Yee!
03:37Thought you outwitted me, eh?
03:39Then tell me, refuse rangers, who's got the last laugh now?
03:44Golly, guys, it looks like Fat Cat got away this time!
03:49It sure does look that way!
03:51Ha ha ha ha ha!
03:53Yeah, our plan worked perfectly!
03:55Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
03:56I'll fight that sure in for a surprise when he gets that pearl, eh?
04:00Oh, must be the restaurant manager bringing back the guard shark!
04:05Rangers, take cover! I'll have it!
04:07I'll have it!
04:10Oh, thank you!
04:13Did the nice dentist make your teeth all pointy-woity, my pretty friend?
04:19Now, hop into the tank and guard Danum's pearls!
04:23Ah!
04:28Thunder-rama!
04:29Nobody will get near that oyster now!
04:32Soon the whole town will turn out to see my pearls, Snuggums!
04:36And with you here, I know it'll be safey-wafy!
04:40Ha ha ha ha!
04:42Case closed, Rangers! Let's go home!
04:46Ha ha ha ha ha!
04:47You got your ass, Chip! You got your ass!
04:49Will you stop with your stupid jokes?
04:51Let's just get the wing unloaded!
04:53All right, but I got your ass!
04:55Say, Dale, betcha I can read your mind!
04:58Ha! I can't even read my mind!
05:00Eh, but go ahead and try!
05:02If I do, you have to unload the ranger wing, okay?
05:05Great! Now, think of a number between one and three!
05:09Eh, okay, got it!
05:11Your number is...is...two!
05:14Hey, you're right!
05:15Naturally!
05:16Now, start unpacking!
05:17Oh, and by the way, Dale, got your ass!
05:20Say, Pooh was the only number!
05:24Tricks don't count, Chip!
05:26Unless, of course, I can trick him!
05:31This pearl sure is pretty, boss!
05:34Hey, look how funny I look!
05:36Oh, and let me try it, Mo!
05:40My pearl!
05:41I'm lost!
05:42I only wanted to see how silly my face looked!
05:47Then look in a mirror, Meps!
05:49You might have damaged my...
05:51There are holes in my pearl!
05:53Wait a minute.
05:54Pearls don't come with holes.
05:56But bowling balls do!
05:58Those rescue rangers must have pulled a joke on us, boss!
06:02So, they're feeling funny, eh?
06:05Well, two can play this paltry game!
06:08We're going back to get the real pearl, boys!
06:12But, but, boss!
06:14That guard shark's probably there by now!
06:17And he can chew through concrete!
06:19Yeah, how are we gonna get past him?
06:22Simple!
06:23Get me a rescue ranger!
06:27Strike!
06:28Just the thing for Gadget's workshop!
06:30You'll go nuts!
06:31Hey, Dale!
06:32That's where you're going!
06:33Pshhh!
06:34I'm concentrating on my super special mystical type mental powers!
06:37Mental powers?
06:38You?
06:39Get me a break!
06:40No!
06:41Really?
06:42I can move things with my mind!
06:44Yeah?
06:45If you hit him with your head, I'll prove it!
06:47How would you like a snack?
06:49Uh, okay!
06:50I'd like a walnut!
06:51How about a banana?
06:52No?
06:53I'd better have a laugh!
06:54Oof!
06:55Well, enjoy!
06:56What?
06:57But how?
06:58How'd you do that?
06:59It's all in my mind, Chip!
07:01Buh-bye!
07:02Dale!
07:03Get back here!
07:04Ah!
07:05Chip!
07:06Caleb and gorillas!
07:07What's with the tropical barbells?
07:09Oh!
07:10Dale's trying to pull a gag on me!
07:11I think!
07:12He claims he has mystical powers!
07:14Oh!
07:15Careful, Chipperoo!
07:16It might be true!
07:18I've seen a lot of weird things in my travels!
07:21He's right, Chip!
07:22There are lots of things science can't explain!
07:25Really?
07:26Yeah!
07:27Like how this banana managed to grow a wire in it!
07:29A wire?
07:30Though it was a joke!
07:32Hehehehe!
07:33This one will really fool, Chip!
07:35Oy!
07:36I think I'll go take a nap!
07:38Whatever you're up to, Dale!
07:39Forget it!
07:45Gosh!
07:46I must have conjured up that pillow with my mind, Chip!
07:49I guess I'm more powerful than I thought!
07:51Oh!
07:52And, by the way, Chip!
07:53Got your ass!
07:54Hehehehe!
07:56Wow!
07:57Okay, you guys!
07:58Hmm!
07:59I only have one question!
08:01Who wants to help me get Dale last?
08:05Good!
08:06Now, I have an idea!
08:07I know what we ought to do is go ahead!
08:08Hehehehe!
08:09Hehehehe!
08:10Chip actually believes I have mystical powers!
08:13What a dummy!
08:14Everybody knows there's no such thing!
08:16Hehehehe!
08:17Hehehehe!
08:18But let's see if Chip's dumb enough to fall for it again!
08:23Okay!
08:24Alright, Chip!
08:25The transmitter's all set!
08:26Whenever you're ready!
08:27Hehehehe!
08:28Hehehehe!
08:29Hehehehe!
08:30Hehehehe!
08:31Hehehehe!
08:32Halt!
08:33Who goes there?
08:34I am Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong!
08:37I know all and tell all!
08:40Hold on!
08:41This is some kind of a trick!
08:42Who is this really?
08:43Who is this really?
08:44What am I hiding?
08:45So, you don't believe in me, eh?
08:48Then I must convince you!
08:50Hehehehe!
08:52Hehehehe!
08:53Hehehehe!
08:54Sorry, old great Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong!
08:56I'll never doubt you again!
08:58But what are you doing here?
09:00You conjured me up while playing a joke on your incredibly handsome friend, Chip!
09:05Wowee, Sally!
09:06You do know everything!
09:07Yes!
09:08And I can even help you with your trick!
09:10Really?
09:11Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
09:12What do I have to do?
09:14Just do exactly what I tell you to!
09:17As I mean, exactly!
09:19Well, absolutely!
09:20You bet!
09:21Yes siree!
09:22Okay guys, I'll take it from here!
09:25Where am I?
09:26How come I gotta wear all this junk?
09:29Hehehehe!
09:30Simple!
09:31If you wear that combination, and then concentrate really hard, you will become invisible!
09:37Perfect!
09:38The last, last time!
09:40Just keep concentrating, Dale!
09:43Thanks, Rama-Lama!
09:44I'm gonna go test it!
09:46Good idea!
09:47This will be great!
09:49Yeah!
09:50The greatest gag in the world!
09:51Hmm!
09:52I wonder where Dale is!
09:53I haven't seen him for a while!
09:54Well, I hope he doesn't show up while I'm walking with Gadget in the park!
09:55That way, he can't play any jokes on me!
09:56What a dummy!
09:57Gee, guys, those rescue rangers are awful good at disguises and stuff!
10:02We may never find one!
10:09Well then, look for something that doesn't look like a rescue ranger, and maybe we can't
10:15see him for a while!
10:16What a dummy!
10:17What a dummy!
10:18Gee, guys, those rescue rangers are awful good at disguises and stuff!
10:20We may never find one!
10:21Well then, look for something that doesn't look like a rescue ranger, and maybe you've found one.
10:29Well, guys, that doesn't look like one.
10:33Yep, that's either a rescue ranger or a punk pixie. Come on!
10:39Say, Gadget, I've got Dale out wandering in the park in diapers and swim fins and...
10:43Chip, hasn't this joke gone far enough?
10:46Maybe you should cool it.
10:48Actually, I was just about to yell, laugh, laugh, but now the transmission is breaking up.
10:53Hmm, it's possible that Dale's moved out of range.
10:56Hey, ramble, ramble, ding-dong! I can't hear you very well at all!
11:01Dale, Dale, come in!
11:03Maybe if I boost the inducer.
11:05Oh, no, Garret!
11:06Got him! What was that?
11:09Let me go! Let me go!
11:10Hit me down, you creeps!
11:12Oh, no! The lad's in trouble!
11:15Oh, my! The fat cat be happy now!
11:19Fat cat?
11:20No! Come in, Dale!
11:23Dale!
11:28It's no use, Chip. He's moved out of range.
11:31All the way to fat cats, it sounds like.
11:34Can't you make this thing work?
11:36She's doing her best, Chip-o.
11:38I know, I know.
11:40It's just... Dale.
11:42Hey, let me go! Let me out of here!
11:44Oh, ramble, ramble, where are you?
11:48Listen, you better let me go! I've got mystical powers!
11:52Oh, pipe down!
11:55No, really! I can read your minds!
11:58Everybody, pick a number between one and three!
12:01Okay!
12:03Got it!
12:04Your number is two!
12:06Wow! I was thinking of two!
12:09Hey! Me too!
12:12Same here.
12:13No, he wasn't even close.
12:17Let's get going!
12:21Sorry, guys.
12:22If only I had boosted the power in the amplifier.
12:25No, Gadget. This is all my fault.
12:27If I hadn't tried to get the last laugh,
12:29none of this would have ever happened.
12:31Oh!
12:32Chipper, it's not your fault that Dale got picked up by Fat Cat's thugs.
12:37Of course not. Dale was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
12:42Really?
12:42Although, basically, you did trick him into going there.
12:45Well, Chip-o, maybe it is your fault after all.
12:49Then it's up to me to rescue him.
12:51Hey, don't forget! We're Dale's buddies, too!
12:53Well, come on, gang! What are we waiting for?
12:57You!
12:58Oh, yeah.
13:04All right. Let's hear the excuse you dreamed up this time.
13:09How you couldn't find any rescue rangers.
13:12How you always come back empty-handed.
13:14But we didn't, Buzz.
13:17Oh, and what have you got in there?
13:20No, no. Let me guess.
13:23A rescue ranger!
13:26Oh, wow! Fat Cat can read minds, too!
13:29Phew! Couldn't you have found one with more fashion sense?
13:33Hey, put me down!
13:34Don't make me use my mental powers against you!
13:37Uh, boss, be careful. He does have weird powers.
13:42Yeah, he even read my mind!
13:44That proves he's a fake.
13:45You don't have a mind.
13:47Only idiots believe in that mystic stuff.
13:50Now, get me some ropes and things, and make sure he doesn't escape!
13:53We don't want to lose our new little buddy, do we?
14:01There he is!
14:02Dale!
14:03Poor lad's in there tighter than a pickle in a glue pot.
14:06We'll get him out. Somehow.
14:12All we have to do is drop down a line and hold him up.
14:15But, Chip!
14:16Fat Cat and his hairy henchmen have poor Dale locked up tight!
14:19All right, fine.
14:21If you don't want to help me, then I'll get him out of this myself.
14:24Now, hang on there, Chipper!
14:25We'll all help get Dale out, together!
14:28Don't go until we set the reel.
14:30Yay!
14:31Or it'll all tangle!
14:33Are you okay, Pally?
14:38It's just that, well, I'm the one who got Dale into this mess.
14:42Now, Chip!
14:43No, really.
14:44And I should be the one to get him out.
14:46And I can't even do that right.
14:48It's hopeless.
14:50Well, my gooey-doo-gooder, we're going to take you on a little outing now.
14:54Oh, you're going to help me get that pearl.
14:58That cat's going back to the restaurant?
15:00I don't like the sound of this.
15:02My aquatic accomplices will grab the pearl while the guard shark is busy elsewhere.
15:08Busy elsewhere?
15:10Yes, enjoying his snack.
15:13Rescue Ranger under glass.
15:15And all the mystic mumbo-jumbo in the world isn't going to help you.
15:20He's going to use Dale for bait.
15:23And steal the pearl to boot.
15:25If only I hadn't played that stupid trick on Dale.
15:28The trick!
15:29Of course!
15:30Let's go!
15:31The restaurant should be closed by now, boys.
15:34So, let's be on our merry way.
15:37I do hope that shark likes his chipmunk cutlets around.
15:40I am so, so, so terribly sorry, all you wonderful people.
15:48But it's closing time for my restaurant.
15:51Oh, dear.
15:52Please, please, come back tomorrow.
15:54And perhaps you will be then able to catch a glimpse of my magnificent pearl.
15:59This pearl has done wonders for my business.
16:03And it's about to do wonders for mine.
16:06Come on, boys.
16:07Time to go fishing and don't forget the bait.
16:10Oh, yoo-hoo, my precious pearl.
16:16Danims is here to tuck you in.
16:19Everybody wants to see you, you beauty, you.
16:22Oh, dear.
16:25Thanks to you, my business has quadruquen-truple-dupled.
16:29You've made me so happy.
16:31Oh, nice guard, Sharky.
16:38Good guard, Sharky.
16:41Excellent attacking.
16:43Excellent.
16:44I don't know, boss.
16:49That shark looks mighty angry.
16:51Oh, no.
16:53That poor deer is merely hungry.
16:55Good thing we brought along a snack.
16:58And now, it's showtime, folks.
17:02Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the world-famous Mother of Pearl seafood restaurant.
17:09We're so glad you could make it to a really late floor show.
17:15So put your fins together for our star performer, the mystic marionette.
17:21Take a bow.
17:24Let me go!
17:27What?
17:29And miss your big debut?
17:32Okay, boys, get ready to grab that pearl.
17:35Because it's showtime.
17:43I've got some strings, la-la-la-la.
17:45Don't worry, Rover.
17:51You'll get your snacks soon enough.
17:53There.
17:54I've got the shark's attention.
17:55Now get in the tank.
17:56I don't know, boss.
17:58He looks mighty hungry.
18:01I'll take care of the shark.
18:02You take care of the pearl.
18:04But who'll take care of me?
18:06I will, Gale.
18:07Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
18:08No, it's me, Jeff.
18:10What are you doing with the ram-a-lam-a?
18:11I am the ram-a-lam-a.
18:13We rigged you up with a radio.
18:14Wait.
18:15You mean this was all a joke?
18:17Stop talking to yourself, rodent.
18:22Gale, come on.
18:23To what?
18:24I know this was a rotten joke, Gale.
18:26But don't worry.
18:27We'll get you out of there.
18:28All set?
18:29You bet.
18:33Will you hurry up?
18:35But I suffer from a fear of heights and bites.
18:39Listen.
18:40Tell Fat Cat you really do have powers.
18:42Understand?
18:43Uh, Fat Cat?
18:44I have mystic powers, so you better let me go.
18:48Now why should I do that?
18:50Why?
18:50Uh, but question.
18:52Why should you?
18:53Because if he doesn't, you're going to create a storm of silverware.
18:56Because I'm going to whip up a silverware storm.
18:59I am.
18:59Impossible.
19:01Impossible.
19:02Hi-ho, silverware, away!
19:04How did you do that?
19:10It's all in the mind, you know.
19:12He really does have special powers, boss.
19:15In fact, it was just a sample of my mental might.
19:19Please, boss. Maybe you should let him go.
19:23After one puny parlor trick, never!
19:26I want that pearl!
19:28Okay, now ask that cat.
19:30Do you believe in flying saucers?
19:33What do I look like, E.T.?
19:35You really do have powers.
19:45But, boss, you said only idiots believe in that stuff.
19:51Shut up!
19:53Now, you unbelievers!
19:55Okay, okay. We don't want any trouble.
20:02A trick!
20:06Well, I hope you enjoyed your little laugh, rodent, because it's your last!
20:11Eww!
20:16We're coming, Tally!
20:21No! You stop that cat! I'll let you down!
20:24Well, let's get that pearl now, shall we?
20:27A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
20:33Come on! Get it!
20:38Boy, are they gonna be shell-shocked!
20:44Let me out! Let me out!
20:51Help!
20:52Help!
20:53I can't get it!
20:54Oh, my gosh! Where's Dale? Where is he?
21:06Chip, he's not here! We think maybe...
21:10No! Dale!
21:12If only I hadn't played that stupid joke!
21:15I'd give anything to see him, to hear his voice again!
21:19You mean?
21:21Anything!
21:21Well then, Chip, you got your wish!
21:24Dale! Dale! You're alright!
21:27Naturally!
21:28Oh, and Chip...
21:29...got your ass!
21:30Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
21:31Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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