Fort Tilden' is the tale of a ten-mile road trip by a couple of bored Brooklyn brats, who head for the beach to hook up with a pair of charmless dudes.
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00:00:30You guys are beautiful.
00:01:00And fell down into the epico.
00:01:04It was when the angel fell.
00:01:07When the angel fell.
00:01:09It was when the angel fell.
00:01:11Oh, when the angel fell.
00:01:13All those who followed, they were so angry.
00:01:19Pain and war came from the power of jealousy.
00:01:23And then like a train into the night.
00:01:28There was now a world with the absence of light.
00:01:32It was when the angel fell.
00:01:36Oh, when the angel fell.
00:01:38Oh, when the angel fell.
00:01:43The orchestra of color now had a shadow.
00:01:48Rain and hurricane.
00:01:51Oh, how the winds they blow.
00:01:53Thanks to the ego now.
00:01:57People cry, don't you fall in love with a demon.
00:02:00Though they live, they've already died.
00:02:03It was when the angel fell.
00:02:06Oh, it was when the angel fell.
00:02:10Oh, when the angel fell.
00:02:12Oh, thanks to the angel who let go.
00:02:19Lost their wings and fell down into the echo.
00:02:23They'll tell you that it's the only way to be.
00:02:27But they live their lives with invisible chains.
00:02:30No, they don't live free.
00:02:31Yeah, they live their lives with invisible chains.
00:02:34They don't live free.
00:02:36Like you and me, the angel who let go and fell into the echo, echo, echo.
00:02:46Woo!
00:02:47Yeah!
00:02:48Yeah!
00:02:50Thanks, you guys.
00:02:52Oh, my gosh.
00:02:52Yeah, we should walk over a bridge or something.
00:02:54Oh, my gosh.
00:02:56You guys are so money.
00:02:58Oh, wow.
00:02:59You know what I loved was when it was like the orchestra.
00:03:02Oh, my gosh!
00:03:03Hey!
00:03:04Oh, my gosh!
00:03:05Oh, my gosh, thank you so much.
00:03:08Was it too long?
00:03:09Are you kidding me?
00:03:09No, we could have watched you guys online.
00:03:11It was unbelievable.
00:03:12Wow.
00:03:12Really, magical.
00:03:13Oh, my gosh, you guys.
00:03:14Cool.
00:03:14Thank you so much for coming.
00:03:16We're so happy you're here.
00:03:18You could tell you spent a lot of time on it.
00:03:19It was great.
00:03:22We did.
00:03:23Harper, I love that I can invite you somewhere,
00:03:26and then Ally's going to come, too.
00:03:27Yeah.
00:03:28You guys are more twin-like than us.
00:03:29Oh, that's cute.
00:03:31And not true.
00:03:32Look, we would be enemies
00:03:33if we didn't have to be best friends.
00:03:35Aw.
00:03:36Yeah.
00:03:36I love this girl, but I would kill her.
00:03:39Ah!
00:03:40So, Harper, what have you been working on?
00:03:42Oh, my gosh.
00:03:43A lot of stuff going on right now.
00:03:45It's kind of crazy.
00:03:46But you have to keep us posted
00:03:47on when you're going to have your work shown,
00:03:49because I'm dying to see it.
00:03:50Yeah.
00:03:50Yeah, just go for it, girl.
00:03:51Just go for it.
00:03:52Thanks.
00:03:53And if you guys want any feedback
00:03:54on what you're working on, you know,
00:03:56you could always...
00:03:57Oh, yeah.
00:03:57That would be awesome.
00:03:59Guys, thank you so much for coming.
00:04:01Yeah.
00:04:01I'm so happy to see you.
00:04:03I love it.
00:04:04It's so fun.
00:04:05Cut me loose from these invisible chains.
00:04:08Oh, my God.
00:04:10Oh, my God.
00:04:11Oh, my God.
00:04:12Yeah.
00:04:13Oh, wow.
00:04:13My heart's beating so fast.
00:04:14Oh, wow.
00:04:15It's so good.
00:04:16Hey, let's say hi to these guys first.
00:04:18It could be not terrible.
00:04:19I kind of just want to go to bed.
00:04:21And go to bed.
00:04:22After three, so it's like one, two, four, five, six.
00:04:27It's almost September.
00:04:28Can you believe it?
00:04:29Yeah, I know.
00:04:30We fucked up summer.
00:04:31We fucked it up, too.
00:04:31We fucked up summer.
00:04:32We haven't been to the beach at all.
00:04:34We're heading out to Fort Tilden tomorrow.
00:04:35Oh, that's so great.
00:04:36Fort Tilden is so awesome in that post-apocalyptic way.
00:04:40It's cool.
00:04:40You can just, like, drink there without anyone bothering you,
00:04:42which is...
00:04:43We're coming with you.
00:04:44Yeah.
00:04:45Yeah.
00:04:45Yeah, it's cool.
00:04:46I mean, yeah, you can come check it out.
00:04:48I wish.
00:04:48I have to meet with my placement office tomorrow.
00:04:50Actually, I'm kind of dreading it.
00:04:52You're what?
00:04:54Oh, I'm going to the Peace Corps.
00:04:55She's leaving Williamsburg to go to the worst place in the world.
00:04:58It's not the worst place in the world.
00:05:00It's just Liberia.
00:05:01Oh, no, Liberia is the worst place in the world.
00:05:03Just Liberia.
00:05:04Definitely, 100%.
00:05:04Yeah, no, they sell human flesh on the streets there.
00:05:07It's like a goddamn horror show.
00:05:08I don't think that's true.
00:05:12No, it's totally true.
00:05:12I mean, I have, like, seen videos, you know.
00:05:15But that's not the point.
00:05:16I mean, the point is, you definitely come to the beach with us tomorrow
00:05:18because, you know, you want one day of happiness
00:05:20before you spend the rest of your life just shitting up, like, malaria blood.
00:05:25Well, at least it's not waiting tables, right?
00:05:29You wait tables?
00:05:30No, I don't.
00:05:31But I did.
00:05:32And never again.
00:05:33But anyways, I'm so excited to be getting out of New York.
00:05:38I'm so done, and I'm so ready.
00:05:40I hear that.
00:05:40I mean, come on.
00:05:41This isn't the only place there is.
00:05:43I cannot wait to get out of here.
00:05:45Oh, my God.
00:05:45You and me, we're getting too big for this city.
00:05:48Right, and leave the bagels and the rats for these two suckers.
00:05:50Well, I'm definitely going to the beach tomorrow.
00:05:54Plug in your number.
00:05:55I guess that we might as well be in touch, too.
00:05:58Like, just in case.
00:05:59Yeah, definitely, definitely.
00:06:00I mean, I could totally come.
00:06:02I'll just reschedule.
00:06:03That wouldn't be so bad.
00:06:04Yeah, reschedule.
00:06:05Take the day off.
00:06:05Why not?
00:06:06You know what would make it even better?
00:06:08If I brought some Molly.
00:06:11Oh.
00:06:11Wait, you can get Molly?
00:06:13Yeah, I am an artist.
00:06:15I'd actually, I'd really be into that.
00:06:18Yeah, sure.
00:06:18Yeah, definitely.
00:06:19I feel like you guys have never done Molly before.
00:06:21Have you never done Molly before?
00:06:23No, never.
00:06:25I just, I can never find anyone to do with me.
00:06:27Well, I've never met anyone who's done it who hasn't loved it.
00:06:30It's very sensual, so you should be prepared for that.
00:06:36Hey, excuse me!
00:06:38No.
00:06:39I can hear that shit from the second floor, okay?
00:06:42Oh.
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:44There's way too much noise going on right now.
00:06:46Like, way too much noise.
00:06:47Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:06:49Other people have lives, you know?
00:06:50I'm so sorry.
00:06:51Yeah, like, I have a huge day tomorrow.
00:06:54I have to get LASIK in the morning, and then I have an audition to be the crowd warmer for the view.
00:07:00Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
00:07:00Thank you so much for letting us know.
00:07:01Yeah, you're welcome.
00:07:03Yeah.
00:07:03Thank you for telling us.
00:07:04This is not the night, okay?
00:07:06All right.
00:07:06This is not the night.
00:07:11Okay.
00:07:13I'm so sorry.
00:07:14I love your night, girl.
00:07:16Okay.
00:07:17Oh my God.
00:07:19Okay, I'm so sorry, you guys.
00:07:21So sorry.
00:07:22Let's head back downstairs to the apartment, and maybe Naomi and I will do some freestyling.
00:07:27Oh my God, was that fun?
00:07:29Yeah.
00:07:30Great, let's go.
00:07:31Do you guys live around here?
00:07:31You want to share a cab?
00:07:33I mean, well, we're on the Upper West Side.
00:07:34Yeah.
00:07:35Oh, wow.
00:07:35Okay.
00:07:37Well, we'll see you tomorrow then.
00:07:39Cool?
00:07:40Cool.
00:07:40Yeah, definitely cool.
00:07:41That's cool.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:42Yeah, see you tomorrow.
00:07:44See you later.
00:07:45Get home safely.
00:07:47300 years ago, there were identical twins who forced their friends to an evening of terrible
00:07:52music that was instantly forgotten.
00:07:54They drowned in their own reflections and are not remembered today.
00:07:59Hey, how are we getting Molly?
00:08:02Benji will have it.
00:08:04Great.
00:08:06This is so good, because I really need to fuck someone other than Benji.
00:08:10I like how Russ is so easy to entertain.
00:08:13He's like, totally sweet and down to laugh.
00:08:17That's because he's not trying to impress anyone.
00:08:19I'm just like a little bit afraid of my placement officer.
00:08:22She's a little bit too real.
00:08:25Then don't come.
00:08:26No, I want to come.
00:08:27No, it's fine.
00:08:28You're counting on the Peace Corps to make all your memories for you, so why should you
00:08:31even be alive right now?
00:08:33We deserve a day off.
00:08:40Who is this?
00:09:09Oh, um, hi, Kiberia.
00:09:12This is Ali Donahue.
00:09:14I'm the girl going to Liberia.
00:09:16We're supposed to have a meeting today?
00:09:17Yeah.
00:09:18Um, I was just going to leave you a message, but I'm glad that you're up.
00:09:23I'm feeling terrible.
00:09:25You're not calling in sick, are you?
00:09:28Uh, unfortunately I am.
00:09:30I know it's terribly inconvenient.
00:09:32There's no time to reschedule.
00:09:34I'm here for 36 hours and we have a lot to go over.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:37Um, okay.
00:09:38Well, I just, I don't, I really don't want to get you sick.
00:09:41I don't get sick.
00:09:43Can you be by a computer?
00:09:44We need to keep moving forward.
00:09:47Sure.
00:09:47Uh, absolutely.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49I'll, I'll, I'll be home.
00:09:50Six.
00:09:51Get your documents together and call me back.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:54Um, uh, can you tell me which documents?
00:09:56All of them.
00:09:58Of course.
00:09:59Yeah.
00:09:59All of them.
00:10:00Um, okay.
00:10:01Uh, thank you so much again, Kabiri.
00:10:03I really, really appreciate all of your.
00:10:07Oh, okay.
00:10:10Oh my God.
00:10:13Documents.
00:10:13What are you doing?
00:10:29We're going to the beach.
00:10:30What time is it?
00:10:32It's beach time.
00:10:33It's not even day yet.
00:10:36That's the sun.
00:10:38Oh, come on, Harper.
00:10:40I took the day off.
00:10:41We said we'd get up early.
00:10:42Yeah, like 10.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:46I'll look up the ferry, but you need to get up.
00:10:51Really?
00:10:59Harper, there's no ferries and there's nobody passing out flyers for the Rockaways on the
00:11:03weekdays.
00:11:03It's kind of a lot to figure out.
00:11:05Let's bike.
00:11:07Oh, that actually sounds really nice.
00:11:09We could see parts of Brooklyn that we've never seen before.
00:11:13That's a really good idea.
00:11:14Let's do it.
00:11:15Harper, Lucy's here to see the apartment.
00:11:33Oh, shit.
00:11:35Hey.
00:11:36Sorry.
00:11:37So, yeah, it's a really big closet.
00:11:39Yeah, it's amazing.
00:11:40The last apartment I was in, I just, like, basically put everything in a box.
00:11:43Oh, God, that's the worst.
00:11:44Everything's wrinkled.
00:11:45I just wear the same thing every day.
00:11:45And you don't know, like, where anything is.
00:11:47Where anything is.
00:11:48Oh, my God.
00:11:48Like, I'm always shopping because it's, like, I can't even find anything.
00:11:51So, I just assume I've lost it.
00:11:52No.
00:11:52This is so cute.
00:11:54They're, like, you know, cooking, so it's been a while.
00:11:56Me too.
00:11:56I cook all the time.
00:11:58You do?
00:11:58Oh, that's awesome.
00:11:59Oh, that's awesome.
00:11:59You can totally cook together.
00:11:59That's so fun.
00:12:00Yeah, collaboration.
00:12:01Yeah.
00:12:02I love your design.
00:12:03It's just, like, so smart and simple.
00:12:06Oh, thanks.
00:12:07Yeah, like, I try to do, like, chic and, you know, shabby chic sort of thing, I guess.
00:12:12Absolutely.
00:12:12Yeah, I know, but you do it really well.
00:12:13Like, it's, like, nothing I've seen before.
00:12:14Right, I don't, like, magazine.
00:12:16Wow.
00:12:18God, you made this?
00:12:20Yeah, it's really, it's nothing.
00:12:22It's just.
00:12:22No.
00:12:23It's.
00:12:24No.
00:12:24It's beautiful.
00:12:25Honestly, it's not even right, so.
00:12:27I love the colors.
00:12:28Do you want to see your room?
00:12:29Oh, uh, do you mind?
00:12:31Oh, yeah, totally.
00:12:32Yeah, sorry.
00:12:33It might be kind of messy.
00:12:35That's so cool.
00:12:38Right this way.
00:12:39There you go.
00:12:40This is so cute.
00:12:41So her room's a little smaller than mine.
00:12:44Oh, that's fine, I'm sure.
00:12:46Oh, look at this nice carpet.
00:12:48Yeah.
00:12:48No shabby.
00:12:50Oh, my gosh, it's like a tree house.
00:12:53I'm a bird in her nest.
00:12:59Allie.
00:13:01Yeah?
00:13:02Are we going to wear our bathing suits there?
00:13:05I am.
00:13:06I don't think you can change there.
00:13:07Um, that girl seems really hard to live with.
00:13:13Aw.
00:13:13When did you get coffees?
00:13:15It's like, I didn't believe her personality choice.
00:13:20Mm.
00:13:21That's really watery.
00:13:23I got bagels, too.
00:13:25You know what?
00:13:26I don't think we should eat.
00:13:28You know what I mean?
00:13:31Yeah.
00:13:32Yeah.
00:13:33I guess it would be good if we could roll up with our morning tummies.
00:13:36You know what the best part of this day is?
00:13:38It's going to be so cheap.
00:13:40And I'm so broke right now, my dad's going to be really proud of me.
00:13:43Oh, my God.
00:13:43Don't even talk about that.
00:13:44That's so stressful.
00:13:45We're not eating all day.
00:13:47We're riding our bikes everywhere.
00:13:49There's nothing to buy.
00:13:50Beaches are free.
00:13:51Are beaches free?
00:13:52They have to be.
00:13:52Also, I don't have a bike.
00:13:58Wait.
00:13:59I thought that bike under the stairs was yours.
00:14:01Oh.
00:14:03No.
00:14:03That's not mine.
00:14:04I don't have one.
00:14:06Do you know anyone who has a bike?
00:14:09Well, probably.
00:14:09Okay.
00:14:22Who is it?
00:14:27Hey, Eb.
00:14:27It's Ollie from downstairs.
00:14:29Ollie.
00:14:36Hey, Eb.
00:14:37I want to yell to you.
00:14:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:39Stabbage.
00:14:40Stabbage.
00:14:41Stabbage.
00:14:41Come, no.
00:14:45Man, it smells so good in there.
00:14:47What are you cooking?
00:14:49No.
00:14:49Um, so, so, what's good?
00:14:55What, what are you up to?
00:14:56Well, uh, Brownie has an infection.
00:15:01So, you know, Carmen's jealous of all the extra attention.
00:15:04And then just a lot of family drama.
00:15:07My, uh, Nana's medical bills are getting pretty out of control.
00:15:12And my sister says she's just sick of it.
00:15:15She's done everything she can do with it.
00:15:17So then we've, we've, we've been fighting a lot over that.
00:15:20And I just want to keep it out of court.
00:15:22It's so hot outside.
00:15:24Right.
00:15:24You know?
00:15:25Stroke weather.
00:15:25Yeah.
00:15:26Your brain's going to pop it today.
00:15:28Yes.
00:15:28Crazy.
00:15:28So, Harper and I, um, are going to Fort Tilden today.
00:15:33Uh-oh.
00:15:35Okay.
00:15:36Where is that?
00:15:37What is that?
00:15:38Oh, it's a beach.
00:15:39All right.
00:15:40Yeah.
00:15:41Cool.
00:15:41That sounds great.
00:15:42Yeah.
00:15:42I mean, so, what else are you going to do on a super hot day like this?
00:15:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:45That sounds really great.
00:15:46Um, well, I could probably leave Brownie alone for a couple hours before he needs a swab.
00:15:52Oh, no.
00:15:53Sorry.
00:15:54No, I, I, I was actually just wondering if I could borrow your bike.
00:15:59I didn't, I didn't want to, you know, make you change your whole day around.
00:16:01And, you know, obviously we've got a lot going on.
00:16:04Cool.
00:16:04So, I'm just going to come in and get it.
00:16:13Is that, is that okay?
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:15Okay.
00:16:15Cool.
00:16:16Listen, um, cool.
00:16:18Just, right in.
00:16:22Oh, God.
00:16:23Brownie.
00:16:23Watch out for them.
00:16:25Garmin?
00:16:25No, it's all right.
00:16:26Very, very cute.
00:16:27They're probably afraid of you.
00:16:29They're scared of young girls and bags.
00:16:32Oh.
00:16:34And they're both rescues from Yonkers.
00:16:37Pretty sure some young girls put them in a bag and throw them out a car window.
00:16:42Oh, no.
00:16:44You know, I have been thinking about, I thought, I thought about you the other day.
00:16:48Oh, yeah?
00:16:49And then again yesterday.
00:16:51Oh.
00:16:53Because, um, you know, my Nana needs both kidneys replaced in Baltimore.
00:16:59And you get this prescription regimen where you have pills, but then the one pill just fixes
00:17:08what the other pill does.
00:17:09Oh, yeah.
00:17:10Thank you so much.
00:17:11So then you end up with...
00:17:13See you in, like, a couple of hours.
00:17:15Yeah.
00:17:15They might, uh, the tires might need some air.
00:17:18Okay.
00:17:19That's, yeah, not a problem.
00:17:21Thanks, though.
00:17:22Can I have my blender back?
00:17:24Oh, I brought it back, didn't I?
00:17:26No, and it's been weighing on me.
00:17:35Ugh!
00:17:36What?
00:17:36Nothing.
00:17:37Everything's just a little ugh right now.
00:17:39Are you ready?
00:17:40Where did that bike come from?
00:17:42It's Ebb's.
00:17:42Oh, my God, no.
00:17:44No.
00:17:45No.
00:17:45I'm sorry, no.
00:17:47There is no way in hell I'm going to put my vagina against that bike seat.
00:17:50Jesus Christ!
00:17:51Okay.
00:17:52It's fine.
00:17:53I'll ride it.
00:17:55You take my bike.
00:17:55Could you imagine having sex with him and him cumming inside you with all that terrible DNA?
00:18:00His cum probably smells like vinegar and has an orange tint like a fucking Cadbury fucking
00:18:05egg.
00:18:06I told you I would ride it!
00:18:07God, fucking him would be like being trapped under a cold sack of mashed potatoes.
00:18:12You'd have to wash your vagina for months with bleach!
00:18:16Oh, my God!
00:18:17My vagina's going on that seat.
00:18:18Please stop talking about it!
00:18:20No.
00:18:21Oh, my God, no.
00:18:22You'd have to kill yourself.
00:18:23Fuck!
00:18:24That's disgusting!
00:18:25Hey, beauty.
00:18:38Hi, Daddy.
00:18:39What time is it there?
00:18:40It's late.
00:18:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:18:42It's all right.
00:18:43Your dad was in a Bollywood film today.
00:18:44No, you were not.
00:18:45I'm an actor now.
00:18:46I guess you could say I got my sag panier card.
00:18:51Yeah?
00:18:56Yeah, well, it was funny when Romesh said it.
00:18:58What are you up to?
00:18:59Going to the beach?
00:19:00Gonna have some cheap fun.
00:19:01Oh, that sounds really nice.
00:19:02Yeah, I'm really, really trying to keep my expenses low.
00:19:06Smart, Harper.
00:19:16It's just such a difficult field, and there's so much space for us.
00:19:19difficult field and there's so much competition and it really shouldn't be
00:19:23that way and it's a real struggle to make a living and even with insurance
00:19:47there's still an eight hundred dollar copay on my lab results it's criminal
00:19:55maybe that'd be helpful oh thank you you don't have to win
00:20:17I can't find any Sunblock people don't cash checks the same day they get them
00:20:33right that's not a thing I don't know but we really need Sunblock do you think we
00:20:36should go buy some I don't want to burn a little oh my god what are you doing
00:20:46now we might take them back here tonight and I want the place to be sex ready
00:20:51okay ready ready I bet Russ is really fun to travel with I bet he knows all like
00:21:10the travel secrets and look stuff up on Atlas Obscura and stuff no I bet he doesn't
00:21:16even need maps I bet he knows we're going oh Jesus here no no no no no no Harper
00:21:31don't Instagram me this woman Cabiria just friended me and I'm supposed to be sick
00:21:34I just want to show my dad oh my god this woman is such a nightmare I'm sick you're not sick I you
00:21:48know I'm not sick but I told her that I'm sick fucking travel insurance no thank you what a
00:21:53money hole yeah it's like what can travel insurance do when you're in hell yeah oh maybe I should make
00:21:59something up to me oh my god what's wrong that barrel what we need it you know we need it oh yeah
00:22:10I'm tempted but I'm leaving I can't really be plants in it yeah or umbrellas yeah it would make the
00:22:16perfect umbrella barrel well the wear is really nice but I don't I really don't have the money for that
00:22:22right now it's on me it's perfect
00:22:24excuse me sir how much is the barrel
00:22:34this barrel yeah can you tell me a little history behind the barrel
00:22:41pretty old
00:22:44we'll take the barrel for 200 okay great gosh I love New York and it's little treasures everywhere
00:23:09there you are thank you
00:23:39I need to buy more umbrellas
00:23:40you know what I'm kind of worried about bed bugs yeah yeah maybe we can just leave it here
00:23:58yeah I mean we could get it examined yeah let's get it examined yeah
00:24:03I'm coming over and over and over again there's no need for you to pretend so come over if you want it and jump me again
00:24:29to you
00:24:38you
00:24:40oh
00:24:41oh
00:24:42Hey, Reggie!
00:24:53Hey, Reggie Watts!
00:24:54Love you!
00:24:55You're the best!
00:24:56Oh my god!
00:24:57That was Reggie Watts!
00:24:58I see him everywhere.
00:25:00Wait, what are we supposed to do?
00:25:10I don't know.
00:25:11I don't know.
00:25:12Do we go with traffic?
00:25:13Or should we like...
00:25:14Is this like for us?
00:25:15Are we supposed to be pedestrians?
00:25:16I don't know.
00:25:17Maybe we should go.
00:25:18Should I go?
00:25:19This is like a regular residential street, but this is like a highway.
00:25:22Why are we like trapped in here?
00:25:24Okay, yeah.
00:25:25Go now.
00:25:26Go now?
00:25:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:28Go now.
00:25:29Oh wait, don't go.
00:25:30Sorry.
00:25:31I don't know.
00:25:32I don't know.
00:25:33I don't know.
00:25:34Fuck.
00:25:35Shit.
00:25:36This is the best street in all of Brooklyn.
00:25:37Oh my god.
00:25:38This is gorgeous.
00:25:39Brooklyn.
00:25:40This is so good.
00:25:41Fresh air.
00:25:42Fresh ideas.
00:25:43I hate to admit it, but I'm kind of crushing on Russ right now.
00:25:46Uh huh.
00:25:47Like I felt something last night and it's like it makes me nervous because I'm about to leave
00:25:51and why does life always do this to me, you know?
00:25:53Well, that's your fault.
00:25:54I know.
00:25:55I know.
00:25:56I know.
00:25:57I know.
00:25:58I know.
00:25:59I know.
00:26:00I just feel more giddy than I have since middle school.
00:26:01So don't go to Africa.
00:26:02Watch out.
00:26:03Oh god.
00:26:04Oh god.
00:26:05Oh god.
00:26:06Oh god.
00:26:07Oh god.
00:26:08Oh my god.
00:26:09Are you okay?
00:26:10Oh my god.
00:26:11Is he okay?
00:26:12I don't know if he's okay.
00:26:13Okay?
00:26:14He's fine, okay?
00:26:15The baby's fine.
00:26:16You don't know if it's fine, Ms. Hatt.
00:26:17Okay?
00:26:18So let's watch the conclusion.
00:26:19Is there somebody that I can call the pediatrician?
00:26:20Yes.
00:26:21I don't know anything about babies.
00:26:22He has his pediatrician, Dr. Mark Niles.
00:26:23I'm so sorry.
00:26:24I can't believe you.
00:26:25You know, you're not allowed to fight the wrong way down the street.
00:26:26That's the reason that log says.
00:26:27I had no idea.
00:26:28I'm not used to riding in this area.
00:26:29I shouldn't have been.
00:26:30Were you looking in front of you or were you just in your own dream world?
00:26:31I might have been in my own dream world.
00:26:32I don't know.
00:26:33You know, we should be exchanging personal information.
00:26:34I don't know why that's not happening.
00:26:35Get their information, please.
00:26:36What is your problem, Jess?
00:26:37You need to chill out.
00:26:38I am chill, all right?
00:26:39Okay?
00:26:40You're relaxed.
00:26:41I'm about to go to sleep.
00:26:42Thank you for helping me.
00:26:43I'm not riding my bike all over the world like the Incredible Hulk.
00:26:44Oh my god.
00:26:45There's a bump and I don't know if it was there before the bump.
00:26:46The baby has always had that bump.
00:26:47Oh my god.
00:26:48The baby has always had that bump.
00:26:49Can I help?
00:26:50Okay, I got the police on the phone.
00:26:51They'll be here in just a second.
00:26:52No, that's really not necessary, okay?
00:26:53She barely grazed the thing.
00:26:54Are you kidding me?
00:26:55You just hit a child, okay?
00:26:56Just be quiet, please.
00:26:58No, you're kidding.
00:26:59This is crazy, okay?
00:27:00I'm being crazy.
00:27:01We're leaving.
00:27:02Did you get their information?
00:27:03Did you get their information?
00:27:04Oh my god, you're pleading to see.
00:27:05You're leaving.
00:27:06Can you take a video?
00:27:07Take a video of it.
00:27:08I'm leaving.
00:27:09I'm leaving.
00:27:10I'm leaving.
00:27:11I'm leaving.
00:27:12Did you get their information?
00:27:13Did you get their information?
00:27:14Oh my god.
00:27:15You're pleading to see.
00:27:16You're leaving.
00:27:17Can you take a video?
00:27:18Take a video of them.
00:27:19Yeah, let's videotape it.
00:27:20I'm sorry.
00:27:21I'm sorry.
00:27:22I'm sorry.
00:27:23They're leaving a crime scene.
00:27:24That's a felony.
00:27:25They're both wearing robbers.
00:27:26One is floral and the other one has it suspiciously.
00:27:30Wow.
00:27:31The criminal mind always sets its own traps.
00:27:33The millennials are fucked.
00:27:34We missed each other by a mile.
00:27:38Back then it seemed you were a child.
00:27:42I can't wait to do a cartwheel in the sand.
00:27:44Oh my god.
00:27:45That was so intense.
00:27:46I'm still shaking.
00:27:47You know I'm not going to be there for you when you're in Liberia.
00:27:51Oh my god.
00:27:52That was so intense.
00:27:53I'm still shaking.
00:27:54You know I'm not going to be there for you when you're in Liberia.
00:28:10Oh my god.
00:28:11I think this is going to be on Liberia.
00:28:12Now, I'll take the bus on the wall.
00:28:13But come rest and rip my dick of bones.
00:28:16The skulls and skeletons we own for us are bitter.
00:28:23We're in the same society.
00:28:25Our secrets need not fly or leak.
00:28:27Differences aside, let's lose ourselves and chide as one.
00:28:33Now we're all together, we're all together.
00:28:36Wait where are you going it's this way.
00:28:38It's this way.
00:28:40We have to stop by the park and see Benji.
00:28:43Maybe we can just skip them, Molly.
00:28:44I don't think I can handle that right now.
00:28:46Then don't do it.
00:28:49Is this harem of bitches going to be there?
00:28:52Probably.
00:28:52They spend every moment of their life trying to fuck him.
00:28:57Benji, I feel like you've been on that page for like four hours.
00:29:01Are we distracting you, Benji?
00:29:02I'm dissecting the sentences.
00:29:04I'm sort of figuring out the way it works.
00:29:06No, I get it.
00:29:07It's Philip Roth.
00:29:08I get it.
00:29:08Do you want bug spray?
00:29:10No, no, no, no.
00:29:11That literally smells like a con.
00:29:14That's so funny.
00:29:15I was thinking about how I used to eat at women and how, at the time,
00:29:18it seemed like such a good idea.
00:29:19But how's this Benji?
00:29:20In retrospect, it's like, why did I ever actually do that?
00:29:24Tough.
00:29:24Aggressive.
00:29:25Absolutely.
00:29:26What's up?
00:29:27Hello.
00:29:29Oh, my god.
00:29:30Hi, cutie.
00:29:31Hi.
00:29:32Hi, little baby boy.
00:29:33How are you, Harpy?
00:29:34I'm good.
00:29:34How are you?
00:29:35I love your red socks.
00:29:37Are those to make your legs look longer?
00:29:39Yeah, they're just slimming, like your romper.
00:29:41Oh, right.
00:29:42Your romper's slimming.
00:29:43It's funny that you're here.
00:29:44I had a dream that you died.
00:29:45Oh, my god.
00:29:46I didn't.
00:29:47How's your family?
00:29:48Are they still bankrupt?
00:29:49Or is that...
00:29:51Yeah?
00:29:52Um...
00:29:53Sad.
00:29:59May we?
00:30:00What?
00:30:01Don't...
00:30:02You're gonna, like, go over and talk to her privately?
00:30:05Hey, how are you?
00:30:06I'm Ashley.
00:30:07Hi, we've met.
00:30:08I'm Grant.
00:30:09Actually, we've all met.
00:30:10When?
00:30:11So, what have you girls got going on today?
00:30:13Going to the beach.
00:30:14Oh, nice.
00:30:15You sure you can afford to take a day off from... from nothing?
00:30:17Fuck you.
00:30:18Doing nothing.
00:30:19So, what's your story?
00:30:20Like, what are you into?
00:30:21I, um...
00:30:22You know, I...
00:30:23We, uh...
00:30:24I took the day off.
00:30:25I, uh...
00:30:26But, like, what's your deal?
00:30:27Um...
00:30:28I'm going to the Peace Corps really soon.
00:30:29Whoa.
00:30:30Yeah.
00:30:31Where?
00:30:32I'm going to Liberia.
00:30:33Mm.
00:30:34No.
00:30:35No?
00:30:36Mm-mm.
00:30:37Like, I should...
00:30:38Just do not.
00:30:39Don't go.
00:30:40Do not go.
00:30:41Like, maybe somewhere else.
00:30:42Yeah, my sister went to Portugal.
00:30:43Go to Portugal.
00:30:44Portugal.
00:30:45Go to Portugal.
00:30:46Go to Portugal.
00:30:47So...
00:30:48Just do not.
00:30:49Don't go.
00:30:50Do not go.
00:30:51Like, maybe somewhere else.
00:30:52Yeah, my sister went to Portugal.
00:30:53Go to Portugal.
00:30:54Portugal.
00:30:55Portugal.
00:30:56It was stunning.
00:30:57That sounds really awesome, but I actually...
00:30:59I don't get to choose where I go.
00:31:00They assign me, so...
00:31:01So then...
00:31:02Port...
00:31:03Port...
00:31:04Port...
00:31:05Liberia.
00:31:06I'll have to go to Liberia.
00:31:07Yeah.
00:31:08So why are you?
00:31:09You finally excited to get rid of that dead weight?
00:31:10She's not going anywhere.
00:31:11She'll drop out the day before, as usual.
00:31:14Yeah, that's true.
00:31:15You girls are pretty expert at exit strategies.
00:31:18Fuck you.
00:31:19No, I'm not.
00:31:20She's the one that's like that.
00:31:23What is this with this hat?
00:31:25Do you like it?
00:31:26Not really.
00:31:27Are you a hat person now?
00:31:28You're becoming a hat person on me?
00:31:30Does that mean a person that wears hats?
00:31:33Yeah.
00:31:34Are you that person now?
00:31:36Today.
00:31:37Okay.
00:31:38Like, it's just so funny to think about, like...
00:31:41Like, did you go because of the warfare?
00:31:43Did you go because of, like, the poverty?
00:31:45Or are you going because of something that happened to you?
00:31:48Like, in the back of your mind?
00:31:50Like, are you going to help people or to look like you're helping people?
00:31:53If that makes any sense?
00:31:54Sure.
00:31:55Yeah, that's a fair question.
00:31:56I intend to help people.
00:31:57That's my, you know, I want to help.
00:31:59I want to...
00:32:00And then conveniently upload it to Facebook.
00:32:02Well, you know, that's some people.
00:32:04That won't be me, though.
00:32:05You know, I don't...
00:32:06Did you fuck Benji?
00:32:08No.
00:32:09No.
00:32:10So why haven't I gotten a dick pic lately?
00:32:12Oh.
00:32:13Interesting.
00:32:14I was under the impression that you wanted off that mailing list.
00:32:16Well, how else am I going to go to sleep at night?
00:32:18I don't know.
00:32:19Can't your dad phone fuck you to sleep?
00:32:21Disgusting.
00:32:22Build a little tree house so your mom can't see you licking his asshole?
00:32:25No.
00:32:26I never had a tree house.
00:32:27I know, because your dad doesn't love you.
00:32:29Do you have, like, a different type or something?
00:32:30I'm sorry, is he your boyfriend?
00:32:31No, he's not.
00:32:32Well, okay, you don't have to say it like that.
00:32:34Like, it's not so black and white.
00:32:36You're not dating Ben...
00:32:37You're not dating Benji.
00:32:38Benji, that's your perspective.
00:32:40I want four pills.
00:32:41No, you should really only take one of these.
00:32:43Yeah, there are four people, so it's one per person.
00:32:45You two and who else?
00:32:47I don't know.
00:32:49Are you really trying to get me to give you Molly
00:32:52so you can con some fucking assholes into sleeping with you today?
00:32:54No, all I'm asking for is four pills.
00:32:56Okay, fine, I will give these to you,
00:32:58but you have to come somewhere with me on the 31st.
00:33:00Where?
00:33:01I don't know yet.
00:33:02Ben Harper!
00:33:03What?
00:33:04It's getting buggy.
00:33:05Yeah, Harper, it's really time to go.
00:33:06All right, let's go.
00:33:07Bye, you guys.
00:33:08Bye, Harper.
00:33:09Bye.
00:33:10Be safe in Liberia.
00:33:13Post.
00:33:14Post.
00:33:15Post on Facebook so we know.
00:33:16Bye, Ashley.
00:33:17Portugal.
00:33:18Portugal.
00:33:19Thanks.
00:33:20She thinks you're, like, gonna fuck her again.
00:33:21Liberia.
00:33:22I knew that would happen.
00:33:23Blue sky, green grass, heart day.
00:33:28Ow!
00:33:29Blue sky, green grass, heart day.
00:33:46Ah, it's too hot for this.
00:33:48You just need caffeine.
00:33:49Oh, God.
00:33:50I feel bad.
00:33:51Ah, I'm scared.
00:33:53This place.
00:33:54Yeah.
00:33:55Coffee.
00:33:56Coffee.
00:33:57Coffee.
00:33:58Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:33:59Oh, my God.
00:34:00I need coffee.
00:34:01I need it so badly.
00:34:02Liking is hard.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:06Okay.
00:34:07Okay.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:09Okay.
00:34:10Shit.
00:34:11What?
00:34:12I forgot the key.
00:34:13That's okay.
00:34:14Just wrap it around a few times.
00:34:15Make it look like it's a lot.
00:34:16But it's kind of...
00:34:17ghetto.
00:34:18Get used to it, Africa.
00:34:19I'm not, like, afraid.
00:34:20I'm just...
00:34:21saved.
00:34:22I think I'm having an idea.
00:34:23I think I'm having a really, really good idea.
00:34:37Imagine, like, an entire exhibition of, like, a dollhouse ghetto.
00:34:55I like it.
00:34:58Okay.
00:35:08Hi.
00:35:09Hello.
00:35:10Can we have some iced coffees, please?
00:35:13Two coffees?
00:35:14Yes, but iced.
00:35:16Two coffees.
00:35:17Sorry.
00:35:18Iced...
00:35:19Iced coffees?
00:35:20Iced?
00:35:21Yeah.
00:35:22Iced coffees.
00:35:23Coffee with ice?
00:35:24Yeah.
00:35:25Iced coffees.
00:35:26Coffee with ice?
00:35:27Yeah.
00:35:28Yeah.
00:35:29Yeah.
00:35:30Marilupe, prepárale dos cafés estas niñas.
00:35:33Métale unos hielos.
00:35:34Hielos?
00:35:35Si, eso es lo que ellas quieran.
00:35:36¿Estás segura?
00:35:37Si, métale en masa.
00:35:40Si, eso es lo que ellas quieren.
00:35:41Asà segura.
00:35:42Si, métale en masa.
00:35:57Ay.
00:36:01Ay.
00:36:24It's perfect.
00:36:25There you go.
00:36:26Thank you so much.
00:36:27It's for you.
00:36:36I'm gonna die.
00:36:38Maybe we should just start rolling to help us get through this.
00:36:42No.
00:36:43No, no.
00:36:44Let's just go.
00:36:53Ugh.
00:36:54I shouldn't have seen Benji.
00:36:55I can't get his dick out of my head now.
00:36:57Ugh.
00:36:58Stop it.
00:36:59No, Ally.
00:37:00It's the perfect dick.
00:37:01Well, you know how I feel about him, so.
00:37:03And his pheromones.
00:37:04His pheromones are like a buck deer.
00:37:07Like the buck deer that fights Bambi's dad.
00:37:10I really like the way Russ smells.
00:37:13It's like his smell is somehow compatible with my smell.
00:37:16Ugh.
00:37:17It's like a locker room.
00:37:19Ew.
00:37:21Oh, my God.
00:37:22What?
00:37:23That top.
00:37:24No.
00:37:25Oh.
00:37:27Harper.
00:37:28No.
00:37:29It's just a bunch of cheap crap.
00:37:31Don't you want to get to the beach?
00:37:32You just have to look past everything.
00:37:34I'm so inspired right now.
00:37:35I can't ignore that.
00:37:36We've already wasted so much time.
00:37:38I just want to go to the beach.
00:37:39So go.
00:37:40This is insane.
00:37:41This is insane.
00:37:42This is insane.
00:37:43This is crazy.
00:37:44Oh, my God.
00:37:45Where are we?
00:37:46This dress is $4.
00:37:47And it's cute.
00:37:48It's $4.
00:37:49That's like a 30th of a dress.
00:37:50This has to be a trap.
00:37:51Ellie.
00:37:52Isn't this top awesome?
00:37:53It's like flowy mother goddess.
00:37:54Oh, my God.
00:37:55I love it.
00:37:56I love it.
00:37:57Harper.
00:37:58Is this southwestern hipster or meth head?
00:37:59Both.
00:38:00But it's good.
00:38:01Are these cute or tacky?
00:38:02Like, I know they're tacky, but are they tacky tacky or courageous tacky?
00:38:07I think it depends on where you are and what you're doing.
00:38:08Okay, block everything else out and, like, picture me in, like, a hotel lobby and I'm
00:38:30sitting there and I'm texting and I'm, like, looking around.
00:38:35I'm pretty sure they're cute.
00:38:37Hey, what do you think about this?
00:38:39Are these coffee stains or is this, like, the look?
00:38:41What's the look?
00:38:42Just get it.
00:38:43It's already in your hands.
00:38:44Okay.
00:38:45Oh, my God.
00:38:46Oh, my God.
00:38:47Oh, my God.
00:38:48Oh, my God.
00:38:49Oh, my God.
00:38:50Oh, my God.
00:38:51Oh, my God.
00:38:52What?
00:38:53She's calling again.
00:38:54What do I do?
00:38:55I can't answer.
00:38:56Tell her you're shopping.
00:38:58What is he doing?
00:39:03Nothing.
00:39:04He's fine.
00:39:05Is he stealing our bikes?
00:39:06No.
00:39:07He's just looking.
00:39:08I think he's stealing our bikes.
00:39:10They look locked.
00:39:11It's fine.
00:39:12What?
00:39:13But something's happening.
00:39:14Like, why is he touching them?
00:39:15He's just touching.
00:39:16Should we go out there?
00:39:17I think we would know.
00:39:18He's stealing your bike.
00:39:19That boy is stealing your bike.
00:39:21What do we do?
00:39:22You should stop him.
00:39:23Oh, he's taking it.
00:39:24That's so messed up.
00:39:25I just watched you watch that boy steal your bike.
00:39:29I can't believe this.
00:39:30Fuck.
00:39:31Should we get a cab?
00:39:32I can't believe this.
00:39:34I guess we should get a cab with a bike rack.
00:39:49I can't believe this!
00:39:54Fuck.
00:39:56Should we get a cab?
00:39:59I guess we should get a cab with a bike rack,
00:40:03but I'm so broke.
00:40:05I know, I'm broke too, but maybe I should call my dad.
00:40:10What? Why?
00:40:11We need to get there.
00:40:12I know that.
00:40:13We need a cab.
00:40:13We need a cab with a bike rack.
00:40:15Allie, that's not a thing.
00:40:16Maybe? You don't know.
00:40:18How do you know?
00:40:19Okay, we need to get a cab and we need to get rid of Eb's bike.
00:40:25What do you mean?
00:40:26No cab is going to take us with a bike and that's the only way to get there.
00:40:29Okay, so we'll pick up a lock somewhere around here and lock it up.
00:40:33Allie, look where we are. We have to leave it.
00:40:35No, I'm deeply not okay with that.
00:40:37Pick it up on our way back.
00:40:39Absolutely not. That boy is going to take it.
00:40:41This is not how I treat other people's bikes.
00:40:43You need to think about yourself first and other people's bikes second.
00:40:46Dang it.
00:40:51Come on.
00:40:56Oh, he's going to be so mad.
00:41:01Yeah, it's like nature's hiding place.
00:41:03This feels disrespectful.
00:41:05Just put it...
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:21All right, that's good.
00:41:23That's good.
00:41:23It's perfect.
00:41:27Let's go.
00:41:34Come on.
00:41:37We'll come back for it.
00:41:39Okay.
00:41:42It's just karma.
00:41:43We've got messed up karma now.
00:41:46Um, no.
00:41:48Eb probably did something terrible and disgusting and this is karma's way of getting back at him.
00:41:55That's not how karma works.
00:41:58Oh my God.
00:41:59What do you think he did?
00:42:00Isn't this like where cab drivers live?
00:42:09God, I need an iced coffee, not here.
00:42:12It's too hot for this.
00:42:14What do we do?
00:42:15Hello.
00:42:16I'm looking up car services.
00:42:23Daddy?
00:42:24Daddy?
00:42:28Daddy?
00:42:29Allie and I are stuck in deep Brooklyn and our bikes were stolen and there are no cabs anywhere and it's kind of sketchy.
00:42:38Don't worry me like this, sweetheart.
00:42:40We don't know what to do.
00:42:40Can you believe our bikes were stolen?
00:42:43Well, I'd happen to send the car but she's tied up in Moscow right now.
00:42:47Are you serious?
00:42:48You know, you're 25 years old now.
00:42:51I think you've got to be on this one, Angel.
00:42:53Dad, that's not fair.
00:42:55This is an emergency.
00:42:57I've got to go.
00:42:58But if you're still stranded in an hour, I'll figure something out, okay?
00:43:01Okay, thanks.
00:43:02Love you.
00:43:03I love you so much.
00:43:05This is so fucked up.
00:43:06You know who actually lives here?
00:43:08You know someone who lives here?
00:43:10You're going to hate this.
00:43:12Maren and Amanda.
00:43:13No.
00:43:14No.
00:43:15Not those basic bitches.
00:43:16I mean...
00:43:17Maren is a raging asshole, okay?
00:43:19That girl can't stand me and she thinks I'm threatened by it.
00:43:22They're just both so fucking boring.
00:43:23They're like chapters in a book.
00:43:25It's okay to skip.
00:43:26They're just fucking Minnie Mouse rats with makeup on.
00:43:29They have a car.
00:43:32Okay.
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:34This way.
00:43:36So, this one's rose.
00:43:38This one is pistachio.
00:43:41This one's praline, although I always get praline mixed up with espresso.
00:43:45I ate all the orange blossoms.
00:43:48I'll have a rose.
00:43:50I wonder what that tastes like.
00:43:52It's actually not my favorite.
00:43:53But they're all so good you can't go wrong.
00:43:56Harper.
00:43:57You seem like a passion fruit kind of girl.
00:43:59Why?
00:44:00Because you're spontaneous.
00:44:02That's okay.
00:44:03Well, they're here if you change your mind.
00:44:05I won't.
00:44:06Would you guys care for some tea?
00:44:07Actually, we're dying for coffee.
00:44:09Oh, um, I'm sorry.
00:44:11This is a coffee-free house.
00:44:12But we have gingerbread man, apple cinnamon, um, chamomile.
00:44:19No, that's fine.
00:44:20Thanks.
00:44:20It's so nice of you guys to visit.
00:44:22You almost missed us.
00:44:23We have to go get butter before it gets dark.
00:44:26Do you guys like living here?
00:44:28Harper, could you leave things where they are, please?
00:44:36We teach a couple blocks away.
00:44:38It's okay.
00:44:39Oh, that's right.
00:44:40How's Teach for America going?
00:44:42It's hard.
00:44:47It's really hard.
00:44:49You can't reach these kids.
00:44:50They come from a system that's broken.
00:44:53The odds are against them.
00:44:55It's an impossible environment for a teacher to work in.
00:44:59One student touched my breast.
00:45:03Wow.
00:45:04Yikes.
00:45:06Ricky is the hardest.
00:45:07He's disturbed.
00:45:08It's not his fault.
00:45:09Well, I think you guys just need to keep reminding yourselves that what you're doing is of great value.
00:45:16How's your work?
00:45:18Oh, I'm ready for it to be done.
00:45:21I, um, I've lost all my faith in startups.
00:45:23They're just as evil as hedge funds.
00:45:25Never again.
00:45:26Harper, could you be careful in that chair?
00:45:29I think that's the broken one.
00:45:30Okay, I just won't move at all.
00:45:32Just be careful.
00:45:32Allie, I hear you're going to Liberia soon.
00:45:37Oh my God.
00:45:39Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:45:40Yeah, your mom seems really concerned.
00:45:42You talk to her mom?
00:45:45Of course.
00:45:47Allie is my closest friend, so I think it's important to keep in touch with the whole family.
00:45:52Can I use the bathroom?
00:45:55It's the door on the right.
00:45:57And don't use too much toilet paper.
00:45:58Our plumbing gets backed up.
00:46:00And no tampons!
00:46:03I'm really happy that you're joining the Peace Corps.
00:46:07I was really disappointed when you quit TFA training.
00:46:11Yeah, it just wasn't meant to be.
00:46:14I know it can be intimidating, but I'm really glad that you found something you can hold on to for now.
00:46:22Thanks.
00:46:29So you guys, Harper and I have had kind of a tough day.
00:46:34Oh no.
00:46:35It's okay now, but our bikes were stolen.
00:46:38And we were on our way to the beach.
00:46:40And we were wondering if we could maybe borrow the Honda.
00:46:45Oh.
00:46:47I don't know.
00:46:49Do you have insurance?
00:46:50Of course.
00:46:51Yeah, and we'd fill it up with gas.
00:46:52We'd take really good care of it.
00:46:53I'd feel more comfortable if I came with.
00:46:56Oh no.
00:46:57No, you don't have to do that.
00:46:58I'm a super safe driver.
00:46:59You remember.
00:47:00I wouldn't feel comfortable.
00:47:05Oh my god.
00:47:08Harper, uh, Maren and Amanda are going to drive us.
00:47:19Drive us or come with us?
00:47:20Yeah, they're going to come with us.
00:47:23Yay!
00:47:26We're going to have fun.
00:47:28Yeah.
00:47:29I can't swim.
00:47:30Well, we'll just go to the door, okay?
00:47:34We'll go home, take a couple Xanax, have a nice wedding.
00:47:40Okay.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:43Um, Amanda, do you have a reliable cab company?
00:47:50Yeah.
00:47:51300 years ago, there existed two girls named Maren and Amanda.
00:48:02They affected no change in their lifetime and ate soap in the ghetto.
00:48:07They died at the age of 26 when they passed away while taking a nap.
00:48:11Nobody remembers them today.
00:48:13Monoline.
00:48:14Hi, we need a cab to the Rockaways.
00:48:17Where you at?
00:48:19Um, Flatbush and some street that was renamed in honor of a few fallen firefighters whose name
00:48:27I can't really pronounce.
00:48:28Do you know what I'm talking about?
00:48:29Okay, five minutes.
00:48:32Five minutes.
00:48:33Thank God.
00:48:34Thank God they didn't come with us.
00:48:36Could you imagine what would have happened if they came?
00:48:38They would have cough-locked us so hard with their saltwater, brittle, scarecrow.
00:48:44Hair.
00:48:45It's actually kind of upsetting that Maren has to go through that at her place of work.
00:48:49Are they a couple?
00:48:50No.
00:48:52I don't understand.
00:48:53Why do teachers get so fat their first year of teaching?
00:48:56Oh my God.
00:48:57She's not fat.
00:48:58You just can't get along with her.
00:48:59I'm just saying she looks like a body pillow that's been left in storage for a couple years.
00:49:04Oh my God.
00:49:04Why can't you just let her be?
00:49:06Are you kidding me?
00:49:07There's so many things I could have said that I didn't because I'm a nice person.
00:49:11Because you wanted a car.
00:49:12You're not a nice person.
00:49:13Oh, okay.
00:49:18What the fuck does LFTI mean?
00:49:22Laughing for...
00:49:25I don't know.
00:49:27Why?
00:49:27Russ said it.
00:49:29Oh.
00:49:31That's cute.
00:49:32Where is this cab, Allie?
00:49:41This is taking forever.
00:49:46Oh, God damn it.
00:49:54Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:49:57Oh, God.
00:49:58I didn't realize this was going to be such a thing.
00:50:00God damn it.
00:50:01This woman, Kiberia, just like won't stop texting me.
00:50:05Complain about it and then don't go to Liberia.
00:50:08What am I going to do?
00:50:09I guess when we get home, I just, I fucking say we don't have any service in our house.
00:50:14God damn it.
00:50:15Where the fuck are you?
00:50:17We've been waiting for a car for 30 minutes.
00:50:20Fuck.
00:50:20Five minutes.
00:50:21This is so horrible.
00:50:26It's not my...
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:31Get in, get in, get in, get in.
00:50:32Come on.
00:50:33Where are you going?
00:50:34We're going to Fort Tilden.
00:50:36It's in the Rockaway.
00:50:37Okay, great.
00:50:38Let's go.
00:50:38How much?
00:50:39Uh, $100.
00:50:40Get in.
00:50:41What?
00:50:41What?
00:50:41$100?
00:50:43Seriously?
00:50:43Because have you seen this ride?
00:50:45It's an amazing ride.
00:50:46DVD players.
00:50:47Get in.
00:50:47Come on.
00:50:47We didn't ask for like a luxury vehicle.
00:50:50Okay, sounds good.
00:50:50Get in.
00:50:51It's like two and a half miles away.
00:50:52$60.
00:50:53Yeah, no, $100.
00:50:54Come on.
00:50:54Let's go, let's go.
00:50:55What?
00:50:56It's, it's $100 ride.
00:50:58$80.
00:50:58$80.
00:50:59$80 plus $20.
00:51:00Get in.
00:51:00Oh my God.
00:51:01Fuck.
00:51:02I don't have $100.
00:51:03And look, there's cup holders.
00:51:05We have cup holders.
00:51:06Okay, we're going to pay $100 for cup holders.
00:51:08Just get in.
00:51:08We need to go.
00:51:09Let's go, let's go.
00:51:11Just so you know, you're a fucking asshole.
00:51:13Okay, great.
00:51:13For taking advantage of us like this.
00:51:15Okay, good.
00:51:16Do you take checks?
00:51:17I feel sick.
00:51:26It's probably that rose paper macaroon.
00:51:29I need coffee.
00:51:30There's no way we could have ridden our bikes across this bridge.
00:51:49Okay.
00:51:49Remember when Benji was renting that house out here, like three years ago?
00:52:09That was like the best sex I've ever had.
00:52:17Oh my God.
00:52:21I remember he was really like covered in salt.
00:52:25He had just been swimming.
00:52:26Oh God.
00:52:27Tennis court.
00:52:33Parking lot.
00:52:35Cars.
00:52:38Fence.
00:52:41Bush.
00:52:45Doors.
00:52:48Flowers.
00:52:50Park.
00:52:53Benches.
00:52:55Trees.
00:52:55Harper.
00:52:57Excuse me.
00:53:04Do you have a problem or something?
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No.
00:53:06I don't have a problem.
00:53:09I just could use some quiet, some silence until we get to the beach and I'll be fine.
00:53:14Okay?
00:53:15That's good.
00:53:16Don't confront anything that's healthy.
00:53:18I don't have anything to confront.
00:53:20My brain just needs like three quiet minutes.
00:53:23I'll time it.
00:53:27It really hurt my feelings the other night when you got all offended when the twins were said
00:53:40that we were like twins.
00:53:42Do you want to be twins?
00:53:44No, but when you talk all that shit about like Maren and Amanda, it makes me feel like
00:53:50you're saying those things about me.
00:53:52It makes me feel like you're like embarrassed of me.
00:53:56Well, I didn't intend to make you feel that way and it's not my fault that you took it there.
00:54:00And that girl, that fucking girl, the subletter, you know she sucks.
00:54:05So I don't understand why you like pretend like she's your best friend after 30 seconds of meeting her.
00:54:10You should really speak up when things are bothering you instead of holding them in all day.
00:54:14Oh God, I hate this Kabiria woman so much.
00:54:21Like, what does this mean?
00:54:23You wouldn't take it if you didn't want to.
00:54:26Why would I want this?
00:54:28Because it's all you know.
00:54:35Oh my God, I can't even look anymore.
00:54:38Oh my God, I can't even look anymore.
00:54:44What did you just do?
00:54:52This is how you take control.
00:54:55Are you fucking kidding me?
00:54:57You should be thanking me right now.
00:54:58Pepper, you don't know anything about this process.
00:55:00I know you're already letting her walk all over you.
00:55:03You have to let these people do what they're going to do.
00:55:06You could have really fucked this up for me just now.
00:55:09I told you not to come to the beach.
00:55:10God, Kabiria is my, she's my, like, my main contact there.
00:55:18I, sometimes you just have to take punches from people.
00:55:22Oh God, that is such a sad and unhealthy worldview.
00:55:26No, no.
00:55:28I do things and I don't do things for a reason.
00:55:32I hate her, obviously, but she's my ally and I have to be comfortable with that.
00:55:36Comfortable.
00:55:37You're going to be really comfortable in Africa.
00:55:39Africa, sure.
00:55:40She's going to cut me from the program.
00:55:42No, she won't.
00:55:43God.
00:55:45I just, can we just not talk?
00:56:05What's your name?
00:56:06What?
00:56:06I'm not talking to you.
00:56:10Sir, what's your name?
00:56:13Oh, it's Samrat.
00:56:15Hi, Samrat.
00:56:17Where are you from?
00:56:18India.
00:56:19What part?
00:56:21Bengal.
00:56:22Oh, what part of Bengal?
00:56:23Calcutta.
00:56:24I've been to Calcutta.
00:56:25Oh, God, I love it there.
00:56:28I was so sad when Satya J. Ray died.
00:56:31Uh, yeah, we all were.
00:56:34Amarnam Harper.
00:56:37Okay, okay.
00:56:38That, that, good, good, good for you.
00:56:40Yes.
00:56:42I also spent a lot of time in Goa.
00:56:44Oh, really?
00:56:44My, uh, my wife's family is from there.
00:56:46Ah, she's so blessed.
00:56:48I love it there.
00:56:49The air is so thick and sweet.
00:56:51I still have dreams about it.
00:56:52I wish I could have spent more time there, but I had to go to a wedding with my father
00:56:56in Hyderabad.
00:56:58So does your father come to India often?
00:57:00Yeah, his business is there.
00:57:01Oh, really?
00:57:02What kind of business?
00:57:03Ah, they basically do everything.
00:57:05It's called Reese's Culpepper.
00:57:06And yeah, they, they do everything.
00:57:08Oh, well, why are we stopped?
00:57:14Is this it?
00:57:18Please get out of my car right now.
00:57:21What are you talking about?
00:57:22What?
00:57:23I don't understand.
00:57:23We were going to-
00:57:24No, open the door and get out now.
00:57:27Um, we're going to Fort Tilden.
00:57:30No, you are not.
00:57:31Get out.
00:57:31Open the door and get out of my car now.
00:57:34What are you talking about?
00:57:35I'm sorry, I don't understand.
00:57:36Do you know what you are?
00:57:37You are the daughter of a criminal, okay?
00:57:39Your father is a criminal bully and you get out now.
00:57:44Okay, all right, okay.
00:57:45Take us to Fort Tilden.
00:57:46Let's just go.
00:57:48Take us to Fort Tilden now.
00:57:50Drive the fucking car.
00:57:51Don't tell me what to do in my own car.
00:57:53Get out now.
00:57:54No.
00:57:55Harper.
00:57:55Get out.
00:57:56Drive the fucking car.
00:57:57Get out of my car now.
00:57:58Drive the fucking car now.
00:58:01Drive the fucking car.
00:58:02We have to get out of the car.
00:58:04We're not going anywhere.
00:58:06We have to go.
00:58:07We have to go.
00:58:07We have to go.
00:58:07I'm not going anywhere.
00:58:08Get out.
00:58:08Get out.
00:58:08Get out.
00:58:09Where did you get your cell phone from, huh?
00:58:10Don't hurt her.
00:58:11Get your cell phone.
00:58:12Hey.
00:58:12Oh, fuck you, man.
00:58:13Stop it.
00:58:14Ask your father about his job in India, okay?
00:58:16Shut up.
00:58:17My father's not a criminal.
00:58:19My father's not a criminal.
00:58:21You know what?
00:58:21Ask your father how he's able to sleep at night, okay?
00:58:24Shut up.
00:58:25Fuck you.
00:58:25He's not a criminal.
00:58:27My father's not a criminal.
00:58:28Shut up.
00:58:28Shut up.
00:58:29Shut up.
00:58:29Shut up.
00:58:30Shut up.
00:58:30Shut up.
00:58:31Shut up.
00:58:32Shut up.
00:58:33Shut up.
00:58:34Shut up.
00:58:43You're okay?
00:58:44Yeah.
00:58:44Obviously I'm fine.
00:58:53Which way should we go?
00:58:55Do you think?
00:59:00It's not his fault.
00:59:02People see what they want to see, and it's
00:59:04It's not my fault that I'm his daughter.
00:59:34I know that cars are the reason that the world is the way that it is, but I really miss being able to scream in my car.
00:59:53You just can't do that in New York, you know?
00:59:57Yeah, but where would you park it?
01:00:00Oh, yeah.
01:00:06Are we almost there?
01:00:08Yeah, we are.
01:00:11I kind of feel like this guy.
01:00:15I don't know.
01:00:18Yeah, like why is he so fucking close to us?
01:00:20Right?
01:00:21There was a time at the 2nd Avenue F-stop where I felt someone pulling my hair, but then I'd turn around and there was no one there.
01:00:29And it seriously happened like six times.
01:00:31And when I got home, I opened my purse and there was all this coma.
01:00:35Oh my God.
01:00:36I know.
01:00:37I had to throw out my headphones.
01:00:38Jesus.
01:00:39Okay, he's like way too close.
01:00:42Let's pick up the pace.
01:00:43When I was canvassing for Obama, there was this really touchy guy who was always like dangerously close to my ass, but not enough to report it, you know?
01:00:50And then a couple months later, I was at Housing Works and I saw him opening and closing books on his dick.
01:00:55Oh.
01:00:56So like I will always trust my instincts from now.
01:00:58I have so many books from Housing Works.
01:00:59I know.
01:01:00The pace is like right behind us.
01:01:03Four and a half years ago, my aunt was walking down Lexington Avenue, Lexington Avenue, when a guy threw her to the ground and took a shit on her chest.
01:01:11And the next thing she remembers, she woke up in Jersey City.
01:01:14Oh God.
01:01:15Oh God.
01:01:16Oh God.
01:01:17Oh God.
01:01:18Help.
01:01:19Help.
01:01:20Help.
01:01:21Help.
01:01:22Help.
01:01:23Help.
01:01:24Help.
01:01:25Help.
01:01:26Help.
01:01:39Is he still there?
01:01:40Yeah, he's still running.
01:01:42Where's he going?
01:01:43I don't know.
01:01:44I don't get it.
01:01:45God.
01:01:47That was really scary.
01:01:48Scared the shit out of us for nothing.
01:01:50What the fuck was wrong with that guy's foot?
01:01:52Ugh.
01:01:53It was really scary.
01:01:59Wait, this is a beach?
01:02:01Wow.
01:02:02What a cool old theater.
01:02:05Is it still functioning?
01:02:07God, you can do whatever you want.
01:02:09You can do whatever you want here.
01:02:11What if you could, like,
01:02:13bus a bunch of people out here at night
01:02:15and put on, like, a cabaret?
01:02:17Oh, cool.
01:02:18Or not a cabaret because that's stupid,
01:02:20but, like, something classic, you know?
01:02:22Yeah.
01:02:23Never mind.
01:02:24That's...
01:02:25That's fucking stupid.
01:02:26This place is awesome.
01:02:28It's such a piece of shit.
01:02:30Is this, um...
01:02:32Is the fort back that way?
01:02:34Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:02:36Okay.
01:02:39I...
01:02:40Is it...
01:02:41This is like beach sand, but this doesn't look like a beach.
01:02:56It smells...
01:02:57It smells like cum.
01:02:58It does smell like cum.
01:02:59It does smell like cum.
01:03:01We haven't seen a person in, like...
01:03:04I don't even know.
01:03:07Harper, do you know where you're going?
01:03:10Well, yeah, I do.
01:03:13It's just taking longer than I thought.
01:03:16Eww!
01:03:18Act like you're playing guitar.
01:03:28It's cute.
01:03:30I still don't see a fort.
01:03:33Oh, my God.
01:03:34That barrel looks exactly like our barrel.
01:03:37That barrel does look exactly like our barrel.
01:03:40Except the distress is authentic.
01:03:45Ugh!
01:03:46This day!
01:03:50Excuse me.
01:03:51Is this a fort?
01:03:53Um...
01:03:54Yeah, I think that it used to be a fort.
01:03:56Fort Tilden?
01:03:57No, this is Jacob Rees.
01:03:58So where's Fort Tilden?
01:03:59Uh, I don't know.
01:04:01I think that, uh, you have to take a shuttle there.
01:04:04Yeah, or a ferry.
01:04:05No, we already tried that.
01:04:07I'm sorry.
01:04:08I don't know.
01:04:09I don't know.
01:04:10I don't know.
01:04:11Good luck.
01:04:13Fuck my idiot.
01:04:14Okay.
01:04:23I really think that path from before
01:04:25might have been the right path.
01:04:28Eww!
01:04:31It's like...
01:04:32Ted Bundy's house.
01:04:36Oh, okay.
01:04:37This looks familiar.
01:04:38We're definitely getting closer.
01:04:39This is, like, the same material the fort is made out of.
01:04:45Oh, my God!
01:04:46What?
01:04:47Kittens!
01:04:48Hi!
01:04:49Oh, my goodness!
01:04:50Hi, little man!
01:04:51Oh!
01:04:52Hi!
01:04:53Oh!
01:04:54Cute, Ellie!
01:04:55Oh, my God!
01:04:56Hi, baby!
01:04:57Hi, honeys!
01:04:58I want to hug you.
01:04:59Bye!
01:05:00Oh!
01:05:01You little blue eyes.
01:05:02Oh, this is so tragic.
01:05:03Leopard dead at the beach!
01:05:05Hi, little bees!
01:05:06Hi, little bees!
01:05:07Hi!
01:05:08What?
01:05:09They're so pretty, Ellie.
01:05:10Look at their eyes!
01:05:11Oh, my God!
01:05:12It's like a fancy breathe or something.
01:05:13Hi, little!
01:05:14Hi!
01:05:15Aw!
01:05:16Oh, my God!
01:05:17They smell good.
01:05:18God, what'd we do?
01:05:20I don't know.
01:05:21We can't leave them.
01:05:22I know, I know.
01:05:23We have to take them with us.
01:05:24But...
01:05:25To the beach?
01:05:26Shoot.
01:05:27Okay, well, maybe...
01:05:28Maybe you can...
01:05:29Maybe you can keep two of them and I can take one of them...
01:05:30I can give one of them to my cousin, maybe.
01:05:31I don't want to split them apart.
01:05:32That's cruel.
01:05:33But I can't take any to Liberia with me.
01:05:34I really think it's down behind those parking lot fields.
01:05:36No, it's back this way.
01:05:43I just- I really think it's that path that we saw before.
01:05:50Are you kidding me?
01:05:51Why is that such a stupid idea?
01:05:54Does it look like a fort lives over there?
01:05:55Does it look like a fort lives over there?
01:05:59Does it look like a fort lives over there?
01:06:01Does that look like a fort lives over there?
01:06:03Does it look like a fort lives over there?
01:06:05why are you just standing there because we already know that's the wrong way oh my god
01:06:15harper the sun is low in the sky i'm tired and i am sick of walking up and down this
01:06:20fucking road that leads to nowhere can you stop picking fights please i would argue that you're
01:06:25the one picking fights okay let's get past this passive-aggressive shit oh i'm being
01:06:29passive-aggressive oh i'm being passive-aggressive do you hear that it's your tone ah be careful
01:06:36with the kitten
01:06:37fuck
01:06:48did you post that picture of me on the beach
01:07:00how would she have seen that on the internet harper she can't see my photos if she doesn't follow me
01:07:13well she found it and i asked you not to post it and you did it anyway and that's so disrespectful
01:07:20i can't control the internet for you ali god if this gets taken away from me because of you
01:07:26i need this harper need this for what you just like to tell people about it no that's not true
01:07:34that's so false you're just the only person in the world who can't get excited for me no ali no one
01:07:41cares no one is dumb enough to think that you'll actually go through with this you know what i dare
01:07:45you to go to the peace corps you don't have to dare me to do something i'm already fucking doing
01:07:49you're not gonna do it it's just one of the many exit strategies you're collecting this isn't an exit
01:07:54strategy this is a plan it's a really good plan i'm doing something valuable and that's not something
01:08:02to be ashamed of i would love to see you try to make a plan oh you can't make plans in my field
01:08:09it's art you just have to let things happen and what you think that's easy or something no i think
01:08:14it's really hard which is why you're not an artist artists take risks and they're honest with
01:08:19themselves they don't just fucking talk shit about people who are already doing good things
01:08:24i hope that felt really good it really really did
01:08:28300 years ago there was a girl named ali who went to the peace corps because she didn't know
01:08:39what she was good at and when she came back it hadn't solved any of her problems and she was just
01:08:44two years older 300 years ago there was a girl named harper who used up the world space and gave
01:08:53nothing in return because she's afraid to fucking fail and that's the worst thing you can be as a human
01:08:57i'm done with these fucking cats
01:09:07come on i know come on i know
01:09:13can you make it nice for them obviously here
01:09:26are you sure that's okay i mean it's better than where they came from
01:09:49if you have a better idea let me know
01:09:52all right bye you guys
01:09:54it's okay
01:09:57we'll be back
01:09:59get comfortable okay
01:10:02okay i have a really good feeling about this path and i would like to try it please
01:10:11fine let's go
01:10:13okay
01:10:14there won't be a fort at the end of it
01:10:16whatever harper
01:10:17they're at the other fucking beach they're not even at fort tilden
01:10:41at least we know how to get there
01:10:44okay so before we go i just want to prepare you that if russ is into me it's not my fault
01:10:49and if he tries to get anywhere with me i'm not going to stop him
01:10:52he texted me
01:10:54that's because he's got game and he wants to fuck your friend not you
01:10:58is this it this is the fort this is the fucking fort well that's great i'm glad we found it when we don't need it
01:11:14it's like a spaceship
01:11:20looks like a chia pet
01:11:23great
01:11:27is that them
01:11:39it has to be but who are those two with them
01:11:44it can't be them
01:11:47that's russ and there's the other one
01:11:50are they fucking topless
01:11:52yep
01:11:53no
01:11:55hi
01:12:02oh you guys actually showed up
01:12:04sam you remember these girls right
01:12:06have fun
01:12:09so how long does this usually take to like
01:12:13oh um not very long
01:12:16cool
01:12:16yeah
01:12:16cool
01:12:17pretty quick
01:12:18how did you get here today
01:12:21oh we biked
01:12:22oh wow
01:12:23that's tense
01:12:24yeah it was so nice actually
01:12:26yeah
01:12:26yeah it was really relaxing
01:12:28oh that's beautiful
01:12:29that's great
01:12:29you're right
01:12:32kind of feels great
01:12:33yeah i'm definitely cold
01:12:35my first orgasm was in the water
01:12:37that sounds complicated
01:12:39not really i've just
01:12:41always been able to come so easily
01:12:43you're lucky
01:12:44oh my god
01:12:47wait
01:12:47i just
01:12:48thought my phone was ringing
01:12:51and it was just my stomach rumbling
01:12:54what
01:12:55this is like both
01:12:57i want to show you something
01:12:58guess what this is
01:13:03that's my dick
01:13:05it's so cold
01:13:08it'll get better
01:13:09i don't want to jinx it but i feel like i have a pretty good chance of getting into northwestern
01:13:13you know just because my dad went there and everything i don't know it's
01:13:17i'm gonna watch you come
01:13:28i'm trying
01:13:30i'm trying
01:13:30can you stop
01:13:38please
01:13:39touch me
01:13:44yo fuck this
01:13:46bitch this is so fucked up
01:13:47i don't want me to get jealous
01:13:49fuck this i'm sorry
01:13:50it's so fucking cold
01:13:51i just gotta go right now
01:13:53i'm sorry
01:13:53fuck
01:13:55are you kidding me
01:13:57are you kidding me
01:13:59are you kidding me
01:14:01are you kidding me
01:14:03are you kidding me
01:14:05are you kidding me
01:14:07are you kidding me
01:14:09are you kidding me
01:14:11are you kidding me
01:14:13are you kidding me
01:14:15are you kidding me
01:14:17are you kidding me
01:14:19are you kidding me
01:14:20are you kidding me
01:14:21are you kidding me
01:14:23are you kidding me
01:14:24Hey.
01:14:35I'm not usually wrong about people.
01:14:39Russ and I were like...
01:14:41Like, perfectly cool and just flirty both ways.
01:14:47And then he flipped out on me.
01:14:50They were teenagers.
01:14:52Sage and Mia?
01:14:54God, that's so apprehensible.
01:14:56No.
01:14:56Douchebags.
01:14:57No.
01:14:58All of them.
01:15:00They were all teenagers.
01:15:02Not Russ.
01:15:04Huh.
01:15:06I'm not.
01:15:10I'm not.
01:15:15I'm not.
01:15:16You and I were poor
01:15:38We had TV dinners
01:15:42And holes in the floor
01:15:45But when you and I
01:15:48Would hold each other
01:15:50Every night it reached
01:15:52A fever pitch
01:15:54That's when we knew
01:15:58We were rich
01:16:00Now you're gone
01:16:03I'm going crazy
01:16:07Now you're gone
01:16:11I'm going crazy
01:16:14I guess I don't know
01:16:19What teenagers look like
01:16:21Anymore
01:16:21Where are you going?
01:16:27Williamsburg
01:16:27Now that we are done
01:16:37The days are distant
01:16:40And the night is far long
01:16:44Remember when we used to buy
01:16:49Each other things we never could afford
01:16:53That's when we knew
01:16:57We were small
01:16:59Clouds in Phuket move so fast
01:17:03A summer essay by Sage
01:17:069-1-1 what's your emergency?
01:17:27Hi I'm not sure if this is the right number to call
01:17:30Ma'am what's your emergency?
01:17:31Well it's not an emergency emergency
01:17:34But I'm at Fort Tilden
01:17:36And I saw two young women
01:17:38Leave a litter of kittens in a trash can
01:17:41At where?
01:17:43At Fort Tilden in the Rockaways
01:17:45Oh okay
01:17:46Okay
01:17:47What's your name ma'am?
01:17:49Uh
01:17:49Harper Culpepper
01:17:52Okay
01:17:52Harper
01:17:53So I'm going to send animal control over
01:17:55But in the meantime
01:17:56Could you please
01:17:58Take those kittens
01:17:59Out of the trash can
01:18:00Okay
01:18:01Is this the best number to reach you at?
01:18:03Oh well the thing is
01:18:05My phone's going to die
01:18:06And I had to go
01:18:08Yeah but it's about to rain
01:18:10I know
01:18:11Oh my god
01:18:13Those poor baby kittens
01:18:14My phone's going to die
01:18:17Those kittens are going to drown
01:18:18Who would do something like that?
01:18:21I don't know
01:18:21Where are you at right now?
01:18:24I'm just walking
01:18:25And it's outside
01:18:28Finally
01:18:39Gross
01:18:43You girls like to go clubbing?
01:18:46You like house music?
01:18:48No
01:18:48It's too bad
01:18:51My boy's spinning tonight at my club
01:18:54You have a club?
01:18:56Yes this is all I do
01:18:57This is my joy
01:18:59Where's your license?
01:19:08You want to see my license?
01:19:11Are you not a cab?
01:19:14No
01:19:14Club is all I do
01:19:15We called for a cab
01:19:18I am not a cab driver
01:19:20Okay
01:19:23Um
01:19:25Well this is our rape moment
01:19:28I'm going to have a Xanax
01:19:30You want a Xanax?
01:19:31Yes please
01:19:32Thank you
01:19:37I don't like me
01:19:40How much?
01:19:49I don't know
01:19:51How much?
01:19:52It was 100 to get out there
01:19:54Okay
01:19:55Why did I even say that?
01:19:58Where are you going?
01:20:17Where are you going?
01:20:27Where are you going?
01:20:27Where are you going?
01:20:31Hey Ali?
01:20:37Hey
01:20:37How was the beach?
01:20:39Oh fucking shitty
01:20:40Sorry to hear that
01:20:42It's fine
01:20:43Where's the bike?
01:20:48Well
01:20:49That's the thing
01:20:50I just left it
01:20:54Where are you leaving?
01:20:56I you know
01:20:57I just
01:20:58I left it
01:21:03Because
01:21:04I just didn't want to deal with it
01:21:07So I
01:21:08I left it in the ghetto
01:21:10Hidden
01:21:13Under a bunch of trash
01:21:17Can you go get it?
01:21:21What?
01:21:21I mean
01:21:22If I was going to get it
01:21:25I would have gotten it
01:21:26Already
01:21:27You know
01:21:27I can tell you where it is
01:21:29Kind of
01:21:31I'm sorry
01:21:34I don't understand
01:21:38Why
01:21:40Are you not going to give me back
01:21:44The bike that I lent to you?
01:21:46Listen
01:21:46I said I'm sorry
01:21:49Okay
01:21:50Could you get it
01:21:54Before you leave?
01:21:55I don't know about Liberia
01:21:58You know what?
01:22:00It's not going to happen
01:22:01I'm not going anywhere
01:22:03I don't know what I'm suited for
01:22:04Maybe you should take a spa day
01:22:09You work so hard
01:22:10Am I going to see you before Geneva?
01:22:13What do you need?
01:22:14I don't know
01:22:16I guess I don't need anything
01:22:17You've got to get yourself
01:22:19A Tempur-Pedic for your bed
01:22:21I've been sleeping so well
01:22:23But how did you do things at my age?
01:22:26How did you get your life to move?
01:22:29Well it depends on your calling
01:22:30You're a dreamer sweetie
01:22:32You can't ignore your gift
01:22:34My gift is that I'm a dreamer?
01:22:36Look Angel
01:22:36I've got to check in for my flight
01:22:38I told Linda to put that money in your account
01:22:40No that's not
01:22:41I'm like
01:22:41I'm trying to be serious
01:22:43What is it?
01:22:45I don't know
01:22:45I guess I just wish we could get like dinner or something
01:22:48You know I'd love that
01:22:50It's just the timing
01:22:51There's no time
01:22:52Yeah I gotta go
01:22:54I love you sweetheart
01:22:56I live only for you
01:22:57Toast
01:23:13The twins sent us a song
01:23:26I don't want to hear it
01:23:28Then don't listen
01:23:30Mr. Ice Cream Coat
01:23:47Why do I feel so alone?
01:23:51There are people everywhere
01:23:56This is tediously adorable
01:24:04Mr. Ice Cream Coat
01:24:11Summer, summertime
01:24:15Bring me a memory
01:24:18Through old night's eye
01:24:20Summer, summertime
01:24:24Bring me a memory
01:24:27Through old night's eye
01:24:29Bring me a memory
01:24:30Through old night's eye
01:24:31Bring me a memory
01:24:32Through old night's eye
01:24:33Bring me a memory
01:24:34Through old night's eye
01:24:35Bring me a memory
01:24:36Through old night's eye
01:24:37Bring me a memory
01:24:38Through old night's eye
01:24:39Bring me a memory
01:24:40Through old night's eye
01:24:41Bring me a memory
01:24:42Through old night's eye
01:24:43Bring me a memory
01:24:44Through old night's eye
01:24:45Bring me a memory
01:24:46Through old night's eye
01:24:47Bring me a memory