A lot, folks. Trust me, nobody makes more dishes with one egg than I do. It's incredible, really!
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00:00It's dinner time, folks, and I haven't eaten anything.
00:03You know why?
00:04Because my so-called friends are throwing a birthday party tonight.
00:07Can you believe it?
00:08I just broke my spine.
00:10You can see that, right?
00:11I can barely move.
00:12But they still want to celebrate.
00:14They're so self-centered.
00:15You know, they couldn't even reschedule this meaningless birthday party.
00:19That's them.
00:20They invite me so many times, they begged me to come.
00:23But you know what?
00:25I'm not going to pick up the phone.
00:27Nobody is picking up the phone tonight.
00:31Coming.
00:33Who's this?
00:34Come in, come in, come in.
00:35I thought you were in the birthday party.
00:37What are you doing in my house?
00:38Hold on a second.
00:39This is one of my friends.
00:40They all want to kiss my ass.
00:42So what is it?
00:43What is it?
00:45Oh, come on.
00:45You didn't have to.
00:46You didn't have to.
00:48What is this?
00:49Leek?
00:49Green pepper?
00:50Tomato?
00:52One egg?
00:53What am I supposed to do with one egg?
00:55You think this is America or something?
00:57Eggs are not expensive here.
00:59You didn't have to eat them all.
01:00What's that?
01:01That is nonsense.
01:02Right?
01:03I might have an idea.
01:05All right, I'm going to show you how to do it.
01:07Crack the egg open.
01:08Come on.
01:08I want you to beat it up really good.
01:10Okay.
01:10I want you to cut the leek.
01:12Cut the pepper.
01:13Come on.
01:14All right, pour the oil.
01:16Pour the egg into the wok.
01:18Use this one.
01:18Come on.
01:20The leek.
01:21We're about to finish our first dish.
01:24All right, hold on.
01:25Here's where the magic happens, right?
01:28Let's get half of the eggs out.
01:30Come on, let's pick it out.
01:32Efficiency is king.
01:34It's heated enough and let's dump the veggie, the green pepper.
01:42How about we get the eggs out again?
01:45Now let's do stir-fry egg rice, right?
01:50Get it out.
01:51Now what I want you to do is to leave half of the eggs there, right?
01:55But we get half of the eggs out.
01:58Last but none the least, the tomato fried egg soup.
02:05It's boiling.
02:06I think it's almost done.
02:07Beautiful.
02:09If you're too big, how do you do it?
02:11That's all because of Quark.
02:14Quark.
02:14We turned one egg into four beautiful dishes.
02:32I didn't know you were this good, right?
02:33So friends from America, how about download Quark today and let's make your eggs great again.