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01:30Clark, you've got to buy a new car, really.
01:32There's nothing wrong with that car.
01:34It's a little, what do they call it?
01:37Old.
01:38No, all I need is a two nut.
01:40That guy needs to be blown up.
01:42All right.
01:43First guy we got right here is Mr. Clark.
01:46Clark, right.
01:47Ready?
01:48Yeah.
01:49Good morning, everybody.
01:53Good morning.
01:55Mr. Clark, how do you feel today?
01:58Not so good.
01:59Oh.
02:00Yeah.
02:00Let's have a look here.
02:01His pressure's been dropping all morning.
02:03He's not responding to his antibiotic IV.
02:06Well, not making much progress here.
02:10All right.
02:12You know, when traditional methods don't work, we as doctors cannot be closed to alternative medicines.
02:19Now, Mr. Clark, our patient here is a full-blooded Oglala Sioux Native American who suffers from chronic sinus headaches.
02:27Now, in his culture, they believe medicine man cures by taking the pain into themselves.
02:33It's a very simple ritual.
02:35We take some sage, which I am going to light.
02:40This is just to purify and clean the air.
02:46And then I just say a simple prayer.
02:49To the east, to the west, to the north, to the south.
02:56And I lay a hand on Mr. Clark's forehead and sinus cavities, and I silently meditate, and hopefully take his illness into myself.
03:20What's burning in there?
03:21Get out of the way.
03:22Move it.
03:23Move it.
03:23Anto, move.
03:25What's going on in here?
03:26Okay, come on.
03:27Come with me.
03:27Very important.
03:31All right.
03:31The blood pressure's on the way back up.
03:35Oh.
03:35Well, that's a pretty good start.
03:38You rest a while, Mr. Clark.
03:39We'll come and do it again.
03:42Okay, everybody.
03:43Shall we?
03:46Dr. Stewart and Dr. Bentley will take you on your rounds.
03:48All right.
03:49Come on, boys and girls.
03:50All right, Norman.
03:51Sloan, what's going on in there?
03:53Oh, uh, Mr. Clark's a Native American.
03:55And traditional forms of treatment weren't working.
03:58So I tried an alternative form of medicine, acting as a medicine man.
04:02Medicine man?
04:03Yeah.
04:03This is a hospital, not a carnival.
04:05I'm not guessing his weight, Norman.
04:08I mean, this technique is a tradition that goes back centuries in his culture.
04:12You know something?
04:13I think it's working.
04:14I have this slight headache.
04:17Of course, that could be my tooth.
04:19Hi.
04:29Hi.
04:30Car broke down again, huh?
04:31Yeah.
04:31I think the timing needs adjustment.
04:33Would you call Herman and see what time it will be ready?
04:35Yes.
04:36Listen, if you ever get rid of that car, Herman goes out of business.
04:39I'll get it.
04:42Dr. Sloan?
04:44Yes, I'll hold for Dr. Peterson.
04:46Hi, Bill.
04:47Oh, yeah, I'll cover for you.
04:50No problem.
04:52Sure.
04:53Just have your calls forwarded to me.
04:54Right.
04:55Bye.
04:57Ready to go?
04:58Where are we going?
04:59I'm driving you to the dentist today, remember?
05:02Oh, no.
05:03Yeah?
05:03Oh, I forgot.
05:04And it's time to go.
05:05Come on.
05:06Oh, darn.
05:07Oh, darn.
05:10Herman says they'll drop your car off by 11.
05:13Okay.
05:13You ready to go?
05:14Dolores, it is not necessary for you to go to the dentist with me.
05:17Oh, please.
05:18I've seen what that nitrous oxide does to you.
05:20Come on, baby.
05:21It's not a pretty sight.
05:23Wait a minute.
05:24I had one bad experience with that stuff.
05:26And besides, I didn't think I was Ethel Merman.
05:28Although the nurses did give me a nice standing ovation.
05:31This is a挙手 for the next day.
05:31Good night.
05:32I need a nice andy-y.
05:33Thanks.
05:33Don't worry.
05:34Let's go see.
05:34Give me a nice hand.
05:36Come on.
05:36Let's go check it.
05:38I can't wait.
05:40I can't wait.
05:41He can't wait for me.
05:43Listen to me.
05:43Come on.
05:44Come on.
05:45Oh, see.
05:45Come on.
05:45Come on.
05:46Come on.
05:46Come on.
05:48Come on.
05:52Come on.
05:53Come on.
05:54Come on.
05:54Come on.
05:54Come on.
05:55Come on, stick.
05:56Come on.
05:57Come on.
05:59Come on.
06:00Come on.
06:00Dad, why don't you just have them give you a local next time?
06:06Well, I can handle the nitrous oxide, all right?
06:09It's the, uh...
06:10The root canal.
06:11The root canal.
06:12That's what gets me.
06:14Oh, nice.
06:17Watch your step.
06:19Ooh.
06:20That's the keys.
06:21I got some keys.
06:23Oh, yeah.
06:25Dad, no.
06:26This way.
06:27There you go.
06:28Easy.
06:29We're home.
06:39Whoops.
06:40You okay?
06:42Here, let me take your coat.
06:44Okay.
06:45Here we go.
06:47And the couch.
06:48Okay.
06:49There.
06:50Now, you pick yourself up something nice to watch.
06:52And take it easy.
06:53I've got your whole day covered for you.
06:55All you can do is take it easy.
06:56I've got your whole day covered for you.
06:59All you've got to do is relax.
07:00I'm just gonna go for it.
07:01You wanna watch a little TV?
07:02Yeah.
07:03Yeah.
07:04Yeah.
07:05And now.
07:06Hey, Robin Westland.
07:07You ever watch him?
07:08Oh, who hasn't?
07:09He's on every channel now except Playboy.
07:11Finally decided to become a millionaire?
07:13Well, it's about time.
07:15The people you're about to meet have done it, and you can do it too.
07:18I've got some soup on the stove.
07:21Thank you, Doris.
07:22You're welcome, darling.
07:23Listen, here you go.
07:25Here.
07:26Uh, call me if you need anything.
07:28I mean, you call me.
07:30Right.
07:31Right.
07:32Take it easy.
07:33I'll be good.
07:34And believe me when I tell you, ladies and gentlemen, all this and more can be yours.
07:39All it takes is lots of money.
07:41And all it takes to make lots of money is the Robin Westland easy four-step method.
07:46I've done it, and you can do it too.
07:48Just like Jan and Marvin here.
07:51That's right, Robin.
07:53Using the Westland method, we took a second mortgage in our home and invested it according to your four easy steps.
08:00And today, our net worth is well over a million dollars.
08:04Not counting our European real estate holdings.
08:07And it was fun and easy.
08:10And it was a great annual plan and chance that our grand...
08:15Dr. Sloan?
08:19I'm, uh, I'm having a serious problem.
08:22It's Dr. Peterson.
08:23This is Dr. Sloan.
08:24I'm covering for Dr. Peterson.
08:26Where are you?
08:27Listen, I'm in my car.
08:29I'm on the, uh, the corner of, uh, 12th and Montana.
08:33All right, listen to me.
08:34You're only two blocks from my house on Colorado.
08:37It's the White House, green shutters, middle of the block.
08:40Can you make it here?
08:41I'll be there in 30 seconds.
08:43They haven't gotten me yet.
08:45All right, I'll be waiting out in the street, Mr.
08:48Westland.
08:49Robin Westland.
08:51I'm Dr. Sloan.
08:53I'm Dr. Sloan.
08:54Please.
08:55Please get me...
08:56Put me inside.
08:57I can't have people seeing me like this.
08:58What are your symptoms?
08:59I can't see if you catch my breath.
09:17I don't know what it is.
09:18Please get me inside. I can't have people seeing me like this.
09:22What are your symptoms?
09:24I can't see if it catches my breath.
09:28That's right. Trying to kill me. It must be poison.
09:34See, it's all in here.
09:35Listen to me. What kind of poison?
09:37Pills? Medication?
09:40Who did this to you?
09:41Mr. Westman? Mr. Westman?
09:48Yes, Dr. Mark Sloan, 6544 Colorado Drive.
09:54I have an adult male in full cardiac arrest.
09:57I'm starting CPR.
10:18What do we have, sir?
10:26I did CPR for ten minutes. He's dead.
10:43Got your message. What happened?
10:44It's Robin Westman, Steve. He just died.
10:46What do you mean, on TV?
10:48He called me from his car, drove over here, and died in my living room.
10:51He said he'd been poisonous when I called you.
10:53Where's he now?
10:54On the living room floor.
10:56Oh, and his car was just stolen.
11:03There was nobody here, and we went through the entire premises. Nothing.
11:08Well, I don't understand.
11:10Robin Westman collapsed and died right there, not ten minutes ago.
11:13Are you sure he was dead?
11:16Yes.
11:18Dad, are you feeling okay?
11:19I feel fine.
11:21I mean, he just didn't suddenly get up and, uh, walk out of here?
11:24No, he was dead. Trust me. I'm a doctor, remember?
11:27Well, I guess you won't be needing us after all.
11:30No, thank you.
11:34You want me to sit with you here for a while?
11:35No, I want you to go find out who killed Robin Westman and moved his body out of here.
11:41And who also stole his car.
11:45You know what I think, Dad?
11:46Dad, I think you had a painful root canal.
11:49You had a lot of heavy medication.
11:52You were on that couch watching Robin Westman on TV.
11:55You fell asleep.
11:56I hallucinated the whole thing.
11:57Mm-hmm.
11:58Dad, I'll bet you Westman is in his office putting together a few big deals right now.
12:02All right, let's call him and see if he's there, all right?
12:04Well, he'll make you feel any better.
12:06What's the, uh, there you go.
12:09You've got his card?
12:10Well, I was, you know, checking into a few programs, see if I could make some extra money.
12:14I wouldn't believe that.
12:15You accused me of imagining things.
12:18Westland Institute.
12:19Uh, yes, uh, Mr. Westland, please.
12:22Mr. Westland's office?
12:23Yes, this is Dr. Mark Sloan.
12:25May I speak to Mr. Westland, please?
12:27Oh, uh, Mr. Westland is in a meeting and can't be disturbed right now.
12:30Are you sure about that?
12:33Of course I'm sure.
12:35I mean, you actually saw him.
12:37Uh, Dr. Sloan, I told you.
12:39He's in a meeting.
12:40May I have him call you?
12:42No, uh, no, that's fine.
12:43I'll call back.
12:45I don't get it.
12:47Dad, why don't you take a nap?
12:48You'll feel better.
12:50This is incredible.
12:52Look, I gotta go.
12:53Why don't you just stay here, take it easy, and I'll call you later.
12:56All right, all right, thank you.
13:00Hey, Mark.
13:30Hi.
13:31Did you, uh, find any dead bodies in there?
13:32Oh, no.
13:34You know the two paramedics that I had out to the house?
13:36Yeah.
13:36They came back here and told everybody I was hallucinating bodies.
13:39Everybody in the hospital thinks I'm crazy.
13:41Nobody thinks you're crazy.
13:43A little eccentric, yeah, but not crazy.
13:45Oh, my hands.
13:46But if I'm crazy, how did I get Robin Westland's diary?
13:50How do you know that's his?
13:51Oh, it's his.
13:52Take my word for it.
13:53Oh, Mark, how are you feeling?
13:54See what I mean?
13:56Robin Westland called me, came to my house and said he'd been poisoned.
14:00Then he dies of a heart attack.
14:02The next thing, the body disappears.
14:04So anybody who says he's alive is the one who's crazy.
14:07Oh, look, is there anything I can do to help?
14:08I'm off in a few minutes.
14:09Thanks, guys.
14:10I may call on you.
14:12What are you gonna do?
14:13I'm gonna go to the Westland Institute and see what's going on.
14:16See you later.
14:16All right, sir.
14:39Sorry, I'm a doctor.
14:40Sorry, sir.
14:41Nobody's allowed.
14:42I'm so sissy.
14:44What?
14:44I said everybody has to be cleared to go on the elevator.
14:50Is your jaw hurt?
14:51Oh, it's killing me.
14:53Tell me something.
14:53Did you get that little clicking noise in there in the temporomandibular joint?
14:57Yeah, how'd you know?
14:58I'm a doctor.
14:59Oh, it's been driving me crazy for a month.
15:02Well, it's called temporomandibular joint syndrome, and it's a very, very common condition.
15:07Tell you, there's a lot of techniques we can use to relieve that.
15:10Uh-huh.
15:10I'll tell you, I'm late for Mr. Westland right now.
15:13Okay.
15:13I'll talk to you on the way back, but in the meantime, try and relax that jaw.
15:17Don't try to talk.
15:18Let it hang.
15:19Just let it hang.
15:19That's it.
15:21That's it.
15:21I'll talk to you when I come out.
15:25You're welcome.
15:26Just relax that jaw.
15:28Oh.
15:29Man.
15:31That's fine.
15:35Oh.
15:35Hi.
15:51Uh, Dr. Mark Sloan from Community General Hospital.
15:57You called this morning.
15:58Right, right.
15:59You must be, uh, what was it, K.D., Karen Davis.
16:05Yes.
16:06Why?
16:08Well, uh, Robin left this, uh, notebook with me.
16:11You know, he, uh, he told me he thought someone meant him bodily harm.
16:15Really?
16:18Well, he's on a conference call right now, but I'll tell you what.
16:21I'll make sure he gets that.
16:22Oh, I'm sorry.
16:23I have to give it to him myself.
16:25It's personal.
16:26Well, if you've already read it, it isn't exactly a secret now, is it?
16:30Yeah, you have a point there.
16:31No, I really shouldn't repeat that.
16:36What is it?
16:37Well, it says in here, Karen, that you and he had an affair, and when he broke it off,
16:43you threatened him.
16:44I did not.
16:49Does it really say that in there?
16:51You know, I have probably said too much already.
16:53Would you please tell Robin I'd like to see him when he's free?
16:56Well, perhaps you'd like to talk to Mr. Rutland.
16:58He's Mr. Westland's chief deputy.
17:01Hi.
17:03Maybe I can help you.
17:04I'm Tim Rutland.
17:05It's good to see you.
17:05You're Mark Sloan.
17:07I was just reading about you here.
17:09Well, something good, I hope.
17:10Yes, this is Mr. Westland's diary.
17:13Robin keeps a diary.
17:14Yeah.
17:15I was just waiting around until he got through with his conference call.
17:17Return it to him.
17:18Oh, that's very good of you.
17:19I'll see that Robin gets it.
17:20Well, I tell you what, I've stuck around this long.
17:22I think I'll just wait until he's through with his conference call.
17:25Well, he just finished his call.
17:26Oh, good.
17:27Can I go and see him now?
17:28Oh, it's too late.
17:29He's not in his office.
17:30Left to go home for lunch.
17:32Don't tell me.
17:33Out of back interest.
17:34That's right.
17:35That's right.
17:35So why don't you just leave his diary with us?
17:37No, I tell you, I waited this long.
17:39I'll be back, okay?
17:41All right.
17:41Thanks.
17:46What are we going to do?
17:47Just don't panic, okay?
17:49How much does he know?
17:50Well, he knows about Robin and me.
17:52And he's making noises like Robin was murdered.
17:54Well, was he?
17:59Why are you asking me that?
18:00Because if someone triggered this heart attack, it had to be you or her.
18:04I know I didn't.
18:06Oh, really?
18:07Well, maybe he knew that you and his devoted wife had plans of your own.
18:12Sorry.
18:13I forgot my business card.
18:15Run a little short.
18:15Yeah, it's me.
18:25You're about to have a visitor.
18:26You're about to have a visitor.
18:57Mrs. Westland?
18:59Yes, I'm Dr. Mark Sloan from Community General Hospital.
19:02I don't know how to alarm you, but it's important that I speak with your husband immediately.
19:07May I come in?
19:07Well, just what is this about, Dr. Sloan?
19:13Well, he left this book with me.
19:16Well, I'll see that he gets it.
19:18May I speak confidentially, Mrs. Westland?
19:20If you insist.
19:21Your husband said there should any harm come to him, the person or persons responsible.
19:26Would be in here.
19:28May I see it?
19:29No, I'm afraid I can't do that.
19:31Can you think of anyone who might want to harm your husband?
19:34No.
19:35Robin's very popular.
19:37Oh, sorry to hear that.
19:40Sorry?
19:41Well, yes.
19:41You see, it says in here that he suspected that you and Mr. Rutland were perspiring against him.
19:47And he was going to fire him and divorce you.
19:51Dear, why don't you give me the book and I will take it up with my husband?
19:56Well, why don't you just tell him that I'm waiting to see him?
19:58Frankly, under the circumstances, I'm a little concerned about his health.
20:02Well, you just missed him.
20:03But I can assure you that he was fine at lunch just a few minutes ago.
20:07I just missed him.
20:08Again, I just missed him.
20:10Well, my husband's hard to keep up with.
20:13Mrs. Westland, your husband is dead.
20:17Now, if you just had lunch with him, either he didn't have much of an appetite,
20:20or, as we both know perfectly well, you're lying in your teeth.
20:25And you're insane.
20:26And I want you out of my house before I call the police.
20:29All right, I'm going.
20:30But the police are going to be calling you with some very interesting questions
20:33that you are not going to like.
20:35You see me again.
20:45You were right.
20:46We have a problem.
20:47Oh, I'll call you back.
20:54Listen, I thought I told you.
20:57Mrs. Westland, how you doing?
20:59I'm Dr. Jack Stewart from Community General Hospital.
21:01Oh, another one.
21:03I just had a lunatic come crashing through my home
21:05claiming to be a doctor from Community General Hospital.
21:08Oh, he's been here already.
21:09Yes, and he accused me of the most unspeakable things.
21:13Yes, that's Mark Sloan.
21:15Uh, Mrs. Westland, I'm very sorry to say this, but he's, um, he's one of our psychiatric
21:20outpatients, and evidently he stopped taking his medication.
21:24Now, he has this notion that your husband...
21:25Yeah, he said my husband was dead.
21:29Yes, that's, that's his latest obsession.
21:31Well, a man like that should not be allowed to run around loose.
21:33Well, I'm sure a lot of people would agree with you on that.
21:35Um, Mrs. Westland, if I may, um, it's very possible that, uh, given his state of mind,
21:41that Mark Sloan came back here, that he forced his way into your house,
21:45and that he's hiding in here somewhere right now.
21:48He's very capable of that, and much worse.
21:51Now, what I'd like to do, if it's all right with you,
21:53I'd like to go through your house and make sure that he's gone for good, okay?
21:55Come in.
22:02Have you had lunch?
22:04Uh, no, I haven't.
22:21Oh, hi. Jaw still hurting you?
22:24Don't talk, just nod.
22:25Yeah, but you're probably not relaxing that jaw enough.
22:29I know it's hard, but try and just let it hang.
22:32Concentrate on ha- there.
22:33Better.
22:34Oh, incidentally, I think I saw a strange-looking guy
22:38driving off in Mr. Westland's car out there.
22:40You ought to check that out.
22:41Ah.
22:42That's right.
22:43I think I've got a car out there.
22:46Oh, I think I've got a car out there.
22:46I think I've got a car out there.
22:48Oh, have a seat.
23:04I'll be right with you.
23:13Now, you are Mr. Sloan, Dr. Sloan.
23:19Oh, doctor. That's good credibility.
23:23All right.
23:25Doctor, what's your story?
23:29Story?
23:30Uh, yeah, that's why we're here, doc.
23:33You tell me you're how I made a million story using the Westland method, of course,
23:37and if it's good enough, I put it on television.
23:40So, how much money did you make?
23:42Uh, none.
23:45Um, what do you mean, none?
23:47Well, actually, I made some, but I lost it.
23:50Oh, what, like in the stock market, bad investments?
23:53No, the laundry. I had it in my pants pocket when I put it in the washer.
23:57When it came out, it was gone.
24:00Um, exactly how much money are we talking about here?
24:04Oh, I'd say five, six bucks.
24:07Well, that's what I got when I sold Mr. Westland's course to my neighbor.
24:12Um, is this some kind of joke?
24:15Isn't that funny? That's exactly what I said when I read the course.
24:18That's why I sold it, actually.
24:21Uh, I, uh, I have to go.
24:23Dr. Sloan, Mrs. Westland called me and described your visit to her.
24:31How dare you make such a ridiculous charge?
24:34Mr. Rutland, could we stop dancing around?
24:36I would just like to see Robin Westland face to face, if that's humanly possible.
24:53He's tied up at the moment.
24:54I bet he's tied up.
24:55The car's still there.
24:56What?
24:57He says the car is still there.
25:00Escort this gentleman off the premises and don't let him in again.
25:03Okay.
25:04Look, you can't hide Robin Westland forever.
25:06He's gonna have to show up sooner than later.
25:08You know, your problem is probably stress-related.
25:20Paul.
25:20Well, T.J.S., there's no question about it.
25:23See, the minute you get nervous and get stressed, then those muscles...
25:27When's the last time you had a fire drill here?
25:30Never.
25:30You know, the hinges on your jaw are a lot like the hinges on this fire alarm.
25:36The minute anything's a little bit out of alignment there, you're in a lot of trouble.
25:42Just a drill, folks.
25:43Just a drill.
25:44Everybody stay calm.
25:45Just file out.
25:46That's it.
25:56Dad.
25:58Steve, what are you doing here?
25:59Amanda told me you were coming over here.
26:01What's going on?
26:02They just told me that Westland was in the building, so he should be coming out any minute, right?
26:08Dad, it wasn't you that pulled the fire alarm.
26:11What was the only way he emptied the building?
26:13Everybody's up.
26:14What's he saying?
26:16Everybody's up.
26:17Can he speak up?
26:18What kind of security is this?
26:19The man is saying that everyone is out of the building, except Mr. Westland, of course.
26:24And he's not out here.
26:25He can't be inside, and I don't see him out here, do you?
26:27You're pushing it, Sloan.
26:29Isn't it about time we stopped this little pretest that Robin Westland is alive out there somewhere?
26:35This gentleman is a police detective with a homicide division.
26:38I am sure he has some interesting questions to ask you.
26:41You're a policeman.
26:42Good, good.
26:43Arrest this man.
26:45On what grounds?
26:45Malicious mischief, turning in a false alarm, and endangering the lives of innocent people.
26:51Ask him about Westland.
26:53Dad, you're coming with me.
26:56Aren't you going to ask him about Westland?
26:58I'm telling the man that he's not in there.
27:00He's dead.
27:01Look, I'll admit, Westland's diary makes it sound like he was afraid for his life.
27:21But that still doesn't prove he was murdered.
27:23No, no.
27:23Well, oh, and thanks.
27:28Any father whose son doesn't arrest him is a lucky man.
27:31That's true.
27:32Look, if you get any more on this, let me know, will you?
27:34And don't lose that.
27:36We may have to take it to the DA.
27:37Don't worry.
27:37Don't worry.
27:53Mr. Clark, Norman Briggs, the hospital administrator.
28:03Nice to meet you, sir.
28:05If you'll just sign right here.
28:08Why?
28:09Just a formality.
28:10This releases the hospital from any liability related to what we call alternative treatments.
28:15Dr. Sloan will cure my sinus condition.
28:19Mr. Clark, the hospital can't be responsible if by some fluke Dr. Sloan doesn't cure you
28:23with your alternative treatment.
28:26Hmm.
28:28Maybe you can.
28:30Excuse me?
28:36Mr. Clark, what exactly are you doing?
28:40Sometimes a medicine man can be an empty vessel in which to deposit one's illness.
28:53Mark, yeah, I got something here.
28:55What are those?
28:56Well, these are medications that I pulled out of Westland's medicine cabinet, right?
29:01And these are pills from his kitchen area, which he takes every morning before he goes
29:06to work.
29:06Oh, so the wife did it.
29:08Well, not necessarily.
29:09You know, the three people involved in this, as far as we know, there's Robin Wesson's
29:14wife, his assistant Rutland, and his secretary, Ms. Davis.
29:18And they all three claim he's still alive.
29:20So then they all did it.
29:22Well, maybe so, maybe not.
29:23One could have done it.
29:24Two could have done it.
29:26Thing is, we have to prove he's dead before we can figure out who killed him.
29:29Yeah, I looked all over that house, even in the basement, and there was no body, nothing.
29:33Well, then they've got him on ice at the Institute.
29:36How do you know that they didn't just dump him somewhere?
29:38Well, the murderer followed Wesson to my house, so they probably didn't have time to dispose
29:42of him.
29:43And, of course, they couldn't take a chance on him being found.
29:46Yeah, I mean, as long as people think he's alive, they'll keep buying his books and
29:49tapes and all that other junk.
29:50Hmm.
29:51I think that very, very soon he'll be seen getting on his private jet or his yacht,
29:56heading off for a very long sabbatical.
29:58And they'll play that for as long as they can, and then he'll turn up missing.
30:01You know, I don't understand.
30:03Robin Wesson was a golden goose.
30:04Why would they want to kill him?
30:06It beats me.
30:07But they've got to get rid of that body, and fast.
30:10You know, I just wish there was some way we could look around that Institute, you know?
30:13But if Mrs. Wesson sees me there, my cover will be blown.
30:18Tell you what, let me take these down to the lab and see if we can at least find out how
30:21he was killed.
30:23So what about me?
30:24What can I do?
30:26Hmm?
30:27What can you do?
30:28Yeah.
30:28I know what you can do.
30:31What?
30:33Yeah, can I have the, uh, Westland Institute?
30:36You know, by the way, I was wondering, how did you get Mrs. Westland to let you snoop
30:40all over her house?
30:41I, um, let's say I gained her confidence.
30:49Hi, Mr. Rutland's office.
30:50And just how did you gain her confidence?
30:53Well, it was real easy.
30:55I'm a doctor.
30:57Oh, you're a doctor.
30:57How you doing?
30:58Uh, this is Jack Stewart from the Examiner.
31:00Excuse me.
31:08I'm Amanda Barnes of the Examiner.
31:10I have an appointment with Mr. Rutland.
31:13Fourth floor.
31:15Excuse me?
31:17Fourth floor.
31:19Oh, boy.
31:20Sir, has anyone ever told you that you may be suffering from temporal mandibular joint syndrome?
31:25Yes!
31:26I...
31:26Amanda, what a surprise.
31:51Hello.
31:52I'm Amanda Barnes.
31:53I'm here to see Mr. Rutland.
31:54Oh, he's in a meeting.
31:56I'll just tell him you're here.
31:57Okay.
32:03Um, come in.
32:06That reporter is here.
32:09Reporter?
32:10Any press we can get on Robin right now is all to the good.
32:17Mr. Rutland.
32:18Very nice to meet you, Ms. Barnes.
32:20Yes.
32:20Meg Westland, Robin's wife.
32:22How do you do?
32:22Hello, dear.
32:23I'm really looking forward to meeting your husband.
32:25I mean, I admire that man so much.
32:27So many people do.
32:28But the amount of work he has to do is absolutely staggering.
32:30As a matter of fact, Robin wants to see you now, down in the auditorium.
32:34Preparing for tonight's lecture.
32:36I see.
32:36Um, do you think I could sneak a peek at his office?
32:41I don't see why not.
32:43Oh, good.
32:43This way.
32:44Oh, my, my, my.
32:56This is very impressive.
33:00Oh, hey.
33:06Hey, sorry.
33:37Yes.
33:42Beautiful.
33:44That's an original Tiffany.
33:45Oh, Tiffany.
33:46Get a shovel back.
33:47You know what I love about this office?
33:49It just spells success.
33:50Just, it's beautiful.
33:52Come see the Monet.
33:53I love Monet.
33:54I love Monet.
33:55I love Monet.
33:56It's all given to him by grateful clients.
33:59Oh, I bet.
34:00Yeah.
34:01Ooh.
34:03I see Mr. Westland likes fine wines.
34:05Yes, it's one of his most passionate hobbies.
34:07Mmm.
34:08Alfred, excuse me.
34:09I have an appointment.
34:10Tim?
34:11Let's go see if we can catch Robin downstairs.
34:13Good idea.
34:14Good.
34:15yer.
34:16Hmm.
34:17How many women are there karena?
34:19How many women like me or any other women like to run kids?
34:20Yes.
34:21The only option that's in me has been to be seen on the beach.
34:24It definitely beyond the beach.
34:26You have to go aarlo geducing.
34:27You have to go, I can't be seen on Friday.
34:28Maybe you come back正面.
34:29You make a risky move on…
34:31You still have to go up right now.
34:32Good.
34:33Or the other options that you want to go out.
34:34Good morning.
34:35I'm gonna have to go to Nashville, Hawk's ben tesi!
34:36So my shoulders should be taken my way.
34:38Good morning, sir.
34:39I'm very sorry.
35:09I just couldn't talk Robin into that interview right now.
35:11He's preparing tonight's lecture.
35:13Kind of disappointed.
35:14But maybe we can meet here tonight after the lecture.
35:17What a good idea.
35:18And I'll do my best to get you that interview.
35:20You know, I'd really love to come.
35:22And if it's not asking too much, maybe bring a few friends.
35:25Not at all.
35:26You can pick up as many tickets as you need on the way out.
35:28Really?
35:29How's that?
35:29Oh, more than I dare dream.
35:30Thank you so much, Mr. Rutland, for everything.
35:32See you tonight.
35:33Okay.
35:39Hey, just who in the hell are you?
35:47I'm a friend of Mark Sloan's.
35:49You better get out of here.
35:50Hey, you know what?
35:51We know that Westland's dead.
35:52You know what else?
35:53We're going to prove it.
35:55And when we do, we're going to figure out which one of you guys poisoned him.
35:58I want security in Mr. Westland's office right away.
36:00I'll give you a piece of advice, my friend.
36:02If you're smart, and you look smart, you do, and you didn't kill Westland, then you'll
36:09level with me.
36:10Otherwise, you'll be an accomplice to murder.
36:13How's that sound?
36:15You can call off your security guards, my friend.
36:17I know my way out of here.
36:24What was that about?
36:29Trouble.
36:30Well, I have the answers to how he was poisoned.
36:37Somebody slipped some quinidine in his multiple vitamins.
36:40Well, that makes sense to me.
36:41If the dosage of digitalis was high enough, that certainly could have done it.
36:44And they had a big meeting at Westland's house very early this morning.
36:48How'd you know that?
36:50Well, let's just say I snuck a peek at Westland's appointment book.
36:53Uh-huh.
36:54And what were you doing?
36:55I was checking out the rest of the building.
36:57Guess what?
36:57No stiffs.
36:58Listen, you too should not take those kind of chances.
37:01Come on, Mark.
37:02It wasn't dangerous at all.
37:03Besides, they're all preparing for that big dog and pony show tonight anyway.
37:06Which they swear he's going to appear at.
37:08Look, I have some pictures here of Westland's office.
37:12Let's see.
37:17Wait a minute.
37:19That must be it.
37:21What?
37:22You know, I would certainly like to go to that lecture tonight.
37:27Well, it just so happens today's your lucky day, because I have tickets.
37:34She's good.
37:35He's good.
37:36So you finally decided to become millionaires.
37:50My name is Tim Rutland, and I'm here to introduce to you the man that you've been waiting to meet
37:54and talk with, the most dynamic tycoon of the age, the guru of finance, the minister of megabucks,
38:01and a hell of a nice guy, Robin Westland.
38:03Robin is with us, live on an international hookup with audiences in New York, Chicago, Montreal, London,
38:17Paris, and Rome, to talk to you about his brand new campaign.
38:21You don't have to be a big shot to have big bucks.
38:24We can't wait to hear about it, Robin.
38:26I don't blame you, Tim, because this time I've come up with a program
38:29that not only lets you get the big bucks we all want,
38:32but lets you keep them once you've got them,
38:35because that's what it's all about.
38:36I can't understand why people buy this stuff.
38:38I know.
38:38Before I go into details, I'd like to just ask a few general questions
38:42from some of our friends in the audience.
38:44Any topic, folks.
38:48Mr. Westland, what is the key to success?
38:52The key to success is the pyramid of power.
38:55And later this evening, I'm going to show each of you how to build your own pyramid.
39:00Next question.
39:00Friends in the audience is right.
39:01Those are rehearsed questions for pre-taped answers.
39:05You know, I saw them setting up VCRs in the wings this afternoon.
39:10Naturally, how else would they do it?
39:12Mr. Westland?
39:14Mr. Westland, I have a question.
39:15I have a simple question for you.
39:17Do you know there's enough lime in the human body to whitewash a chicken coop?
39:21Yes, that's a very valuable resource.
39:24One that our investment branch is looking into on your behalf at this very moment.
39:27Looking into a chicken coop, you hear that?
39:31I have another one for you.
39:32In your opinion, if Cortez had lost some cattle back there in 1502 instead of horses,
39:37do you think that American Indians would be riding cows?
39:40I can give you a definite yes on that book, and the Wall Street Journal has verified it as a fact.
39:47We're having some technical difficulties, ladies and gentlemen, with our international hookup.
39:52Ladies and gentlemen, here is your guru of Megabon.
39:56A bunch of machinery designed to fool you.
40:04It's the Wizard of Oz, ladies and gentlemen.
40:07Now, what we want to see is Robin Westland alive and in person as promised.
40:11Where is he, Riddler?
40:13Westland.
40:14Yeah, bring out Westland.
40:15Please, please.
40:16Folks, just quiet down.
40:18Now, don't listen to him.
40:19He is a psychiatric patient.
40:21I personally assure you that Robin Westland is fine.
40:24I see.
40:25Let me go again, Dad.
40:26Don't make me use the cups.
40:27I won't.
40:28How's the jaw?
40:29Worse.
40:30Come by the office.
40:31We'll have a look at it.
40:32See, the mental patient has been arrested, so let's all just calm down.
40:35Now, ladies and gentlemen, because of the technical difficulties caused by this interruption,
40:38we're going to have to postpone this seminar until further notice.
40:42Uh, we appreciate your patience.
40:44I'm worried.
41:13You've got to calm down.
41:16Everything's going to be all right.
41:17Now, I cut the television feed as Sloan got started, and all the boobs in the audience,
41:21they all thought he was crazy.
41:22But he knows the truth.
41:24And nobody will believe him, because he's got no proof.
41:27Now, all we've got to do is keep our heads.
41:31Now, pull your car up around the rear entrance in about 15 minutes.
41:35Okay?
41:36Okay.
41:36Okay.
41:36Okay.
41:36Okay.
41:43Ready, lover.
41:53Ready.
42:13I've chowdered a boat so we can dump the body off Catalina.
42:32We'll weigh him down so he'll never surface.
42:36I prepared the press release.
42:39Westland in seclusion, preparing final version of his guaranteed new million-dollar method.
42:45As long as we keep him alive, the marks keep sending in the checks.
42:49They believed in him.
42:51They really did.
42:52And I will never understand why he suddenly decided to shut it all down and retire when
42:56there was so much still there, just waiting to be plucked.
43:02The IRS hadn't even begun to investigate him.
43:05He hadn't even been slapped with his first lawsuit, and he gave it all away.
43:09Why?
43:09I don't get it.
43:11He promoted greed, but inside, he was a hypocrite.
43:16Go figure.
43:17I parked the car right outside.
43:32Before we go any further, Precious, just how did you kill Robin?
43:36I told you.
43:37I had a heart attack.
43:38That's what you said when you called from the car and asked me to meet you at Sloan's.
43:41You said he left home not feeling well, so you followed him.
43:44Straight to Sloan's, where he then died.
43:46You believe me, don't you?
43:48I did, until Sloan made a convincing case for murder.
43:52Since we're all accomplices after the fact, I think it's only fair that you share with
43:57us how you did it.
44:00All right.
44:01I just upped the digitalis.
44:03Add a little something more, and bon voyage, Robin.
44:07Of course, I didn't think he was going to get in his car and drive after I poisoned him.
44:12It was a very good thing you were nearby.
44:13I don't think I could have moved this body by myself.
44:16Uh, Mr. Westland traveling incognito, is he?
44:21My husband's just had a heart attack.
44:23We tried to revive him, but he's too far gone.
44:25You called the ambulance, didn't you?
44:27I think it's a little late for that, Mrs. Westland.
44:36Mrs. Westland, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your husband.
44:39Well, where is Robin?
44:43He's in the morgue, Mrs. Westland.
44:46Rita writes and book her.
44:48Hands behind your back.
44:49You arranged this, didn't you?
44:52Let's just say that I helped.
44:55You did the right thing, Rutland.
44:56Very nice seeing you again.
45:05I was just getting to like you.
45:07Pity.
45:09That sure is something to think about.
45:11And we pulled it off, guys, huh?
45:13Hey!
45:13You know, you never did tell me how you knew where they hid Westland's body.
45:18When I saw Amanda's photo of the office and all Westland's fine wine stacked against the wall,
45:24I figured there had to be an empty wine cooler somewhere.
45:27Hardly conclusive.
45:29Well, that's why I didn't tell you till now.
45:31You know, Jack talked Rutland into cooperating.
45:34Yeah, without Rutland, you never would have solved this murder.
45:37Which took a lot of guts.
45:38I wouldn't want Mrs. Westland mad at me, would you?
45:40Ooh, got a point there.
45:43Residential, call to ER. Residential, call to ER.
45:48How?
45:49I feel great, Doc. Thanks.
45:51Please. Not every day I get to be a medicine man.
45:55Yeah.
45:57Move him out.
46:01Norman?
46:02What's the matter with you? You look awful.
46:04I don't know. My nose is all stuffed.
46:07My palate's itchy. My head is aching.
46:09I mean, that aspirin doesn't seem to work.
46:12Well, I didn't know you had sinus.
46:13I don't. I mean, I didn't. I mean, I couldn't.
46:18Mark.
46:22What exactly was that stuff you were burning?
46:25Norman, we're not running a carnival around here.
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