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01:00Friends, the cosmetics factory Cemal was about to go bankrupt.
01:20I bought it, friends.
01:22From now on, I am starting a new business in addition to my casinos.
01:26If either of you needs help, I'm here to help.
01:30We don't need your help, Hasan.
01:34Congratulations on your new factory purchase.
01:37But don't let your men hang around my casino again.
01:41Your men also wanted to cause trouble in my club, Kazim.
01:46I hope this is the last time I hear it again?
01:49What happens if you hear it?
01:53Take your hand out of your pocket, Ismail.
01:55We must reach an agreement through conversation, not with weapons.
01:58We came to make an agreement, not to fight.
02:07Of course you are well off, Hasan.
02:09In these days when casinos and clubs are catching flies
02:12You're going crazy about something called cosmetic Cemalin lust paste.
02:16Such are the times, my friends.
02:19Instead of resorting to clubs and casinos, resort to the nudity, sex and things that will exploit men in this way, which is the need of the time.
02:28So what should we do? Let's make another lust paste.
02:32Friends, there is another factory that is ready for this job and is about to start working.
02:37The owner is such a fool that he doesn't know the value of the gold he has.
02:40Give it a try if you like.
02:46Noble friends, lotion is Noble.
02:50I don't understand those things.
02:54Me too.
02:55You know, friends.
02:57Think carefully if you wish.
02:59The issue of smell is a subject related to sex, nudity and women.
03:03Just mix some dye or essence into water, and do some good advertising, and the money will come.
03:10Still, think about it if you want.
03:12A huge factory.
03:26Cosmetics Cemal's factory suddenly took off with a fake power toothpaste trick.
03:33He's making so much money that even gangsters have gotten involved.
03:39Dynamite Hasan became a partner in the factory.
03:41From where?
03:42Because the product he puts on the market appeals to the lower half of the body, my dear sir.
03:46Well done.
03:47No matter what trade you look at, women's bodies are contaminated with lust.
03:51The novels have been clarified.
03:52Movie stars started wandering around in circles.
03:55In the past, newspapers used to put photos of important people on the front pages...
03:59Now, my dear gentleman, my calf and leg have taken over the top corners.
04:02Yes, verbal representation.
04:04On the truck tire of trade, or let's say, shoe polish.
04:08In order to sell your honey, you have to advertise it...
04:11You will post a picture of a naked woman.
04:15Are we going to follow the trend and print nude pictures on our bottles?
04:18Even more so.
04:19We need to find and launch a sexy fragrance that will excite women and make them run to men.
04:29This is the only way we can fight Cosmic Cemal's power paste.
04:33This idea was put forward by Orhan, whom you took into the factory because he was that deceitful schoolmate of yours.
04:38Then he told a blatant lie that he would do research on tropical plants.
04:45Find the scoundrel here for ten days.
04:47The telegram has arrived, sir.
04:49He's returning with the Toros express tomorrow.
04:51Uhh.
04:52Uhh.
05:08You must be sick, your hands are shaking.
05:35Bottle thing thing thing thing thing.
05:37I'm a little sick.
05:39I also had a mild stroke.
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15:56Thank you for watching.
16:26Thank you for watching.
16:56Thank you for watching.
17:27I brought your feeling from Cosmetics Cemal, Mr. Hasan.
17:29There is a profit of exactly five thousand liras from the power paste sold in one month.
17:33Well, we didn't become partners with Kozmetik Cemal for nothing.
17:36Of course.
17:36This is called 'close'.
17:37It's not full of dynamite, it's full of intelligence.
17:39Father!
17:40Here I come, daddy.
17:45Welcome to the Chalet.
17:50My problem is big daddy.
17:51I saw a motorboat in Postanci.
17:54I want it.
17:56Tell me how many hundred thousand.
17:58Come on, don't be shy.
18:00I would sacrifice my life for my daughter.
18:01It is, but the owner doesn't want to sell.
18:04He's too rich to care about money.
18:06If he doesn't listen, I'll hang him by his leg and take him back.
18:10Like this.
18:11Whose marine engine is this?
18:13The son of the owner of the Hilal textile factory.
18:17Did you hear that, lawyer?
18:18Save address.
18:19Long live my lion daddy.
18:27But you give me hope...
18:28We said okay, here's the extension.
18:30Know your engine.
18:34Lawyer sir.
18:35Here you go, sir.
18:36You should first meet this rich kid and see.
18:39What if he doesn't want to sell?
18:41Huh?
18:42The kids will take care of it.
18:46Excuse me, Mr. Hasan.
18:49My best test scents ended up in the sink.
19:03You've been lucky anyway.
19:06Even though you smell like wirefoot.
19:09Huh.
19:10If the old man smelled this he'd chase me with a gun.
19:13Ms. Sevim, pour this perfume so that I can clean the foot odor off my hands.
19:16Come on, sir, I'll clean it now.
19:19Music
19:20Peace be upon you.
19:39Your peace is mine.
19:40What peace, Ms. Sevim?
19:41Say pif to the lamp and make peace.
19:44My name is Orhan, I am Orhan! My name is Orhan, I am Ms. Sevim!
19:47Make peace, come!
19:48What mançosu? Not when Mançolu and I make peace, I am Orhan!
19:51Orhan, don't do this!
19:53Wasn't it sweet?
19:55I don't laugh sir, I didn't see it.
19:56Then I saw wrong.
19:58Because when I see you, Hatice, I get dazzled.
20:01My mind is confused, especially my heart.
20:03You are very funny, sir, if you excuse me.
20:05Oh Hatice!
20:07Hatice!
20:08Did you say Hatice, sir?
20:10What Hatice, what Hatice?
20:13I said result, not Hatice.
20:14Ah, the result!
20:17The result, of course!
20:18I expect results from you, are you still with Hatice?
20:22Hif!
20:23Are you drunk again? You can't even stand up anymore.
20:26Don't expect to work too much.
20:27Haa, you have the lazy can!
20:30Do your duty and let anything else remain a mistake.
20:35What was that, my God!
20:37There is no disaster.
20:39Aha!
20:40The gentleman is chatting again.
20:42And so much so that it will collapse.
20:44Or is it the woman on the train again?
20:46Haa, no, janitor love.
20:49Son, don't be angry but I think you caught the cold.
20:53So you're missing out on a small portion.
20:56I'm not crazy or anything, but I think I found the scent that will fight against Cosmotic Cemal.
21:01Haa, I think you're really drunk this time.
21:05The woman who smells this blessed thing sees the person in front of her as she wishes.
21:11The woman on the train thought I was a tramp.
21:14You look very similar.
21:16Anyway, mom, when our janitor smells sweet...
21:19...did he think you were Marlon Brando?
21:20No, Peace Banco!
21:22Shake it.
21:25The worst part is that I didn't like the scent so I didn't write down the formula.
21:29Dude, I told you, you're really drunk this time.
21:32Maybe you'll sober up when the old man kicks you out the door.
21:35You don't believe it, but if Aleppo is there, the yard is here.
21:39Apply two drops to a girl and see!
21:41One day you will go down in history just because you were friends with a genius like me.
21:48I would only get a slap from a woman who smells this.
21:51Try it and see, but outside of course.
21:53If the old man catches you here, you'll be kicked out of the factory.
22:11Brother, did they agree to sell the engine?
43:21M.K.
46:23Chalot!
46:25I kiss the bottom of your feet, my esteemed brother.
46:27As you know, my respect for you was immense.
46:30Stop it!
46:31Why the hell are you protecting that dude?
46:33Oh my God, my brother...
46:35...it's not my fault, brother Hasan.
46:37Tell me what you know...
46:39...or you will pick up your 32 teeth from the ground like a rosary with stinking floss.
46:43Okay brother, everything I will tell you.
46:45Smell...
46:46...the odor case.
46:47Well...
46:48...let me explain.
46:53Wouldn't a person write down the formula for this?
46:55Oh head!
46:56Moreover, we will lose our jobs.
46:59What's going on here?
47:00Oh, well, boss...
47:01...we are looking for a new formula.
47:03You are not looking for a formula, you are looking for trouble.
47:05This is from 141...
47:06Oh, that thing smells bad, boss...
47:08...all messed up.
47:11May God bless you...
47:13...not perfume...
47:14...the muscle pasha?
47:18God damn it, like five...
47:23...you are one of us...
47:25...you are one of us...
47:26...you are one of us...
47:27...you are one of us...
47:28Bills, sir.
47:29Let's like celebrity...
47:32...huh.
47:46Hini...
47:47...subject to
47:48Tarik is my cock.
47:49You can do it!
47:50I don't want to be late!
47:51Tarik, handsome.
47:53I love you, your sink.
47:56Don't forget what you are!
47:57Get well soon Mr. Necip, was it an accident or something?
48:19No, rape by a woman
48:22Oh it was awesome, awesome
48:25I am a scientist
48:42Have you all gone crazy, Mr. Necip? I am Necip.
48:46You are my scholar, you are my dear husband.
48:50Other than Tariq, Ali, my God, am I going astray?
48:56I am Necip, lotion is Necip
48:57Stop
48:59Oh my God, stop!
49:06Your husband will come now, my husband
49:09We're gonna get raided here, stop
49:11Don't do it, don't do it
49:13You, my husband, save up, my husband, my unique husband
49:18Wait
49:19Wait
49:20Wait
49:21Wait
49:22Wait
49:23Wait
49:24Wait
49:25Wait
49:26Wait
49:27I am a scientist
49:28Ali, it's me
49:29Ali, it's me
49:29Oh my dear, my husband
49:31My husband is my son
49:32Ali
49:33Ali is here
49:34Ali
49:35Ali is mine
49:36Ah
49:37My husband
49:39My dear, my husband
49:40Ah
49:41Ah
49:42Ali
49:43Ah
49:43Ali
49:45Wait
49:45Wait
49:45Wait
49:45Wait
49:46Wait
49:47Wait
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49:52Anyway, this is where it ends.
49:54We found a great smell, boss
49:56The woman who smells thinks the person in front of her is her lover
49:59Look
49:59I understand
50:00I understand now
50:01You are wonderful
50:02They should build statues of both of you.
50:03His statue smells
50:04There is no such formula
50:05Huh?
50:05That bottle is needed for experiments
50:08Trials
50:09Trials
50:10You are better
50:11I always said
50:13I always said
50:14You are better
50:14You
50:15Promise me you won't use this scent on anyone but me
50:22I will not use it if I kiss my mother-in-law's dead body.
50:24Oh, oh
50:24What kind of words is that, Ali?
50:26But now you're embarrassed
50:29I was joking
50:30I will not use it if I kiss the dead
50:32Could you please honor our car?
50:38What's going on?
50:40Don't break it, walk
50:41Come on
50:43Come on guys, get over yourself.
50:56What a shame
50:56Kidnapping is against the constitution
50:58Don't do it
50:59Calm down my friend
51:00We are not bound by the constitution
51:02We are against Dynamite Hasan
51:03What do I care about Dynamite Hasan?
51:06Dynamite Hasan, of course it's none of your business.
51:13But I don't know if you remember
51:17Think carefully
51:18Where is it?
51:19Did you make a sea rug?
51:23In Bostancı
51:24Uh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
51:54...We have a guest.
52:08We brought the goods you wanted, boss.
52:11Ok.
52:13At work...
52:14...With your colleague and your command.
52:17Now he is far away from Azrael...
52:19...You can devote yourself to knowledge.
52:21Turn the kitchen into a laboratory.
52:25Whatever they want...
52:27...Give me all the tools.
52:29Well done, man.
52:30Since you were a cat you caught a mouse.
52:34From now on, not a single hair on Ali's head will be affected.
52:37We didn't understand, boss.
52:38Thing...
52:39...Didn't this guy have a crush on our sister Jale?
52:41Stop it!
52:42Every crime has a price.
52:44Run the pots, you simpletons.
52:47That cow found a scent.
52:48Now...
52:49Stealing the guy from Kazim...
52:51...We got caught up in the smell...
52:53...Regarding the dough...
52:55...We can even make Vehbi Koç do a somersault.
52:57Jump.
52:58We will raid Kazim's place without wasting any time.
54:48Fear me!
54:53What's up, butterfly?
55:04This will cost you dearly!
55:08Don't talk!
55:09He said don't talk!
55:10He said don't talk!
55:11He said don't be afraid!
55:12Speech!
55:13Don't be afraid!
55:14Don't be afraid!
55:15Don't be afraid!
55:16Don't be afraid of me!
55:17Don't let go!
55:18Don't be afraid of me!
55:22Cane!
55:34My eye is biting you from somewhere!
55:40No!
55:41You're making it seem like that!
55:42Of course you are comparing!
55:44You must be confusing me with my friend!
55:46Oh yeah!
55:47You surely know me!
55:48Huh?
55:49Tell me!
55:50How come you don't know this guy, huh?
55:51Ah!
55:52I swear I don't know him!
55:53He probably resembled Orhan, right?
55:55Huh?
55:56Like this!
55:57Who do you compare my husband to?
55:59Month!
56:00Let's spread it!
56:01Ah!
56:02Let's spread it!
56:03And its melting
56:06What if it moves!
56:07I'm going to miss it!
56:08And also...
56:09Sarim is sick!
56:10She'll scatter it to my husband!
56:11Month!
56:11Month!
56:12Month!
56:13Month!
56:14Month!
56:15Month!
56:16Month!
56:17Month!
56:18Ali!
56:20Catch the scent!
56:48Ali!
56:50Ali!
56:52James Bond!
56:54Ah!
56:56Ali!
56:58Get out!
57:00Their hands are one!
57:02Purchase!
57:18Thank you for watching.
57:20Thank you for watching.
57:22My dear love's armed man!
57:25Thank you for watching.