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00:00:00boom okay so yeah a is your fart don't don't hit it but left bumper is your achievement is
00:00:12checkpoints and right bumper bumper left bumper brings you back to your previous checkpoint
00:00:18right brings you to the next this is the killer strategy i'll wait till you get to me
00:00:30all right you ready to see this wherever your wherever your ass is facing it's the fart i've
00:00:37noticed so you gotta like kick off oh i am rusty i can feel it
00:00:49there's collision please off
00:00:51is this not better than the egg game this is worse no it's not once you get a hang of it
00:01:05i'm only going backwards i'll wait
00:01:08you got this where you at oh i went backwards
00:01:26i'm touching the bin again
00:01:28wait no it's best use the fart when it's full and only full now you tell me you're looking and
00:01:42wait until we found out
00:01:51fuck stupid stupid fish how the fuck do you go forward i'm only going backwards
00:02:03well you can continuously tap your stick and like the one direction slowly watch how your your your
00:02:10butt flips do you know what i'm saying you'll slowly weasel a certain way if you're facing the right
00:02:19way and you flip your flipper
00:02:23you can also hold up on the stick the fart too oh yes see i didn't know that
00:02:30all right now i gotta flip around and i gotta fart up this like this
00:02:35remember
00:02:42that was weird
00:02:50oh no
00:02:54um
00:02:55where'd you go
00:03:05i'm not i'm trying not to move too much
00:03:10all right so when i fucking fart i go nowhere half the time it's i think because you're um too much on
00:03:17the ground
00:03:19you can literally launch through the air if you do it right
00:03:24do it right
00:03:25how is this better than the egg game because we're fish and it's fun
00:03:33isn't it at least the egg game i could make progress you will get better whether it be over
00:03:40and over again you'll get better at this look how good i did oh my god
00:03:48how is this at all i came back for you
00:04:05die
00:04:07do you see you're farting wrong
00:04:09i was even trying to fart there i didn't even press the button
00:04:15okay so what do you mean i'm farting wrong
00:04:17that's how i feel right now and then you just gotta flip and then fart but line it up right
00:04:31you see me go that far
00:04:39you see me go that far i went backwards
00:04:43and look do you see how you can slowly wiggle
00:04:46yeah i see how you're doing it backwards i can go like this
00:04:53i hate you right now it's literally the way you move the stick you move it one direction you just wait
00:05:03and i just tap it to the right
00:05:09i like that i said it and you're like i'll go the other way
00:05:12yeah i pressed right jackass then why'd you flip to the left like that
00:05:19i don't fucking know
00:05:42i hate that no matter how far you are i can hear your farts
00:05:48i know oh yeah let me use this fart i won't go anywhere even though it was in the air
00:05:59it's not better than the egg game dude i think it is
00:06:05you are wrong and i just want to play hunt right now no
00:06:08oh it's so not better than the egg game you're not even back to the first checkpoint
00:06:18all right fuck this controller all right big boy time you can suck my ass through a straw
00:06:27i'm right by a spot where there's an achievement just so you know
00:06:32you just got to come down here it's a stupid secret melon achievement okay
00:06:38you just did a flip and went nowhere
00:06:57i'm only going backwards
00:06:59i like how when i swapped to keyboard or mouse controls went backwards
00:07:11that that is weird
00:07:29are you getting the hang of it
00:07:56i see you good i'm trying to get back
00:08:11first jumps
00:08:13oh sweet all right we're not going to get it now but right under us see the melons the blue that's an
00:08:19achievement but it's hard to get right under me there's big melons
00:08:26you can get out of the way
00:08:29you'd have to go this way to get it you can see it from here in a crate there's melons right under
00:08:36basically where you're at but you'll have to checkpoint out of there because you won't be able to get out
00:08:41so it's best to just wait to get it until you're better
00:08:45you know what i mean it's fine you'll be trapped down there
00:08:51dude what's i just go off of this yep
00:08:57checkpoint
00:08:57isn't that sick now do i place it or just no
00:09:05nope it's automatically saved checkpointed you're good
00:09:09now next time you play yeah
00:09:14this is way better than controller
00:09:15on controller on controller no then oh
00:09:21bitch fuck you dude
00:09:26oh how the mighty have fallen
00:09:32you think you're cool don't you i do i'm the yellow fish i think i was yellow fish when i played last
00:09:39time
00:09:45i know that i can actually control this is way better
00:09:49bye have a good time damn it we meet again
00:09:57what
00:09:59there's there are hats just so you're aware
00:10:05mine
00:10:09oh you had one i just got one on this bench right here oh then i must have mine
00:10:18i equipped it and got an achievement yep
00:10:27um you want me to go
00:10:34no
00:10:34yeah
00:10:42what the oh die oh check point
00:10:52yep
00:10:56i think there's a hat coming up
00:11:00not that i don't think you get an achievement for game all but
00:11:04down here
00:11:06down here once you drop i think if you jump the canyon
00:11:11there's a hat if i remember right
00:11:13yep right here there's a hat
00:11:16i cheated
00:11:18i got one i don't need them all
00:11:19well now i'm booked
00:11:32do i die down here no
00:11:36i think i have to yep checkpoint god damn it
00:11:38i got a checkpoint if you want to use it
00:11:52oh that checkpoint sucked that i had to use
00:11:56oh
00:12:02oh i got a checkpoint if you want to use it
00:12:04you know
00:12:05bitch
00:12:05wait wait why i went to a further back checkpoint than i needed
00:12:19fuck me
00:12:20that was dumb
00:12:24that is kind of
00:12:25shit
00:12:25didn't even realize
00:12:38i like that i can always hear you
00:12:39yeah wait till the sewer you won't like that
00:12:43you can always hear the sewer whoever's in it
00:12:44the speed run strap for this game is insane you know what they do
00:12:56what
00:12:56they just check they when they hit a checkpoint
00:13:00they um do the fart thing and fly from it
00:13:04it's so fast
00:13:05crazy
00:13:09oh the cars you're at the cars
00:13:12oh i'm past it
00:13:17catching up
00:13:22how far past it are you not not too far
00:13:26oh i went backwards a bit
00:13:31i saw a shadow
00:13:33no you didn't
00:13:35i see a stupid
00:13:38i saw blue
00:13:42hello my fellow fish
00:13:50smell that ass
00:13:55i was trying to get on top of you there
00:13:57fucking freeloader
00:14:06i'll wait
00:14:08bitch
00:14:11i'm going down this house
00:14:16there we go
00:14:19come on you can do it
00:14:20i keep like bouncing and letting go the other way
00:14:31you must be a fish to know
00:14:33i i do hate this game but it has gotten easier
00:14:38you just gotta yeah alex hated it
00:14:40oh i cried
00:14:42oh i cried
00:14:45goodbye brother
00:14:47achievement
00:14:48dangerous traffic you can bounce off the cars too on the top
00:14:54oh
00:14:55oh
00:14:58oh it kicks me out of the way
00:15:04i think i'm good
00:15:04yeah i'm good
00:15:06i guess i'll flip on over
00:15:17oh
00:15:18oh
00:15:18fuck
00:15:20i'll be waiting across
00:15:21i hate
00:15:22i hate
00:15:23i hate you i hate this i hate everything about this
00:15:26fucking game
00:15:26i'm sorry i'm just the best fish around dude
00:15:29no i i hate this i hate you
00:15:32we're not even to the roof yet dude
00:15:36i hate that there's more to this game
00:15:40no it's a good game
00:15:42this kind of sucks i'm getting a headache
00:15:45all right well we can quit soon how about that
00:15:50i don't know how it gives you a headache
00:15:55so i'm going back down the
00:15:57fucking stairs
00:15:59then hit that checkpoint that you're at
00:16:01i am
00:16:02that's why i'm going down the steps because i keep getting hit by cars
00:16:12oh they're coming from the other way now
00:16:13fucking glorious
00:16:27i hope you're proud of yourself
00:16:46i am
00:16:49once you learn how to play it it's actually all good game
00:16:53yeah
00:16:54once you learn to like to taste the dog
00:16:56shit i think it tastes good
00:16:59you'll learn to love it
00:17:01it's like the bounce
00:17:03everyone loves it
00:17:07all right how about we just get the next checkpoint and then we can quit
00:17:12i think we're almost to it
00:17:20hey i want you to look at my stream right now and look at where i'm at
00:17:39so you can tell how much i hate this game right now
00:17:46all right i'm looking i see that you're
00:17:51in the road a lot
00:17:52why are you going so crazy
00:17:57because i can't get past any
00:17:59fucking cars
00:18:12that was stupid and i was honestly lucky
00:18:26i made it past it
00:18:28oh my god i didn't i was still looking at your stream
00:18:31i got hit by a car
00:18:33all right let me go to back to mine so if anyone you know pops in which doesn't happen but you know
00:18:44fuck dude
00:18:45can you find this fun
00:18:50yeah
00:18:51i'm a fish
00:18:56checkpoint
00:18:58oh the elevator
00:19:01there's an achievement for crushing yourself in it
00:19:04cool let's get that real quick i guess
00:19:06all right
00:19:12fuck god
00:19:12wasn't that a satisfying noise though
00:19:15well it was actually
00:19:18um
00:19:19hmm
00:19:20all right
00:19:22you gotta get out of the elevator i know
00:19:26shouldn't be hard i'm expert going back this is fine
00:19:29all right
00:19:32all right now
00:19:33i'm under
00:19:35how do i i think
00:19:37all right let me weasel down
00:19:40i think i can flip down here and then crush you
00:19:48achievement
00:19:49you're welcome
00:19:50thank you did you get it i assume
00:19:51i've i got every achievement in this game
00:19:54bitch
00:19:56did you want to quit then now
00:19:57yeah
00:19:58all right
00:19:59all right
00:20:01all right
00:20:01now that i don't remember how to play
00:20:04psych i'm a god
00:20:06oh okay
00:20:07what's a lot
00:20:08Ian got you
00:20:10an art reset
00:20:12did you just call yourself the topian god
00:20:15what if i did
00:20:19i'm going to dethrone you
00:20:21i'll wait and serve your divinity
00:20:23i don't want to go without you
00:20:31did you open the door for me
00:20:33uh i think it did you just zoomed it through it
00:20:36there should be an aviator hat upstairs
00:20:39also we're almost to one of the hardest parts
00:20:52are you jerking off while playing
00:20:54oh yeah
00:20:54or is your dick the controller
00:20:56that doesn't do anything
00:20:57unless the elevator's not here don't worry
00:21:01oh
00:21:01you dirty tees get in here
00:21:12there we go
00:21:13you want me to do it or you
00:21:19get up there
00:21:24all right i'll let you go first
00:21:27no you go
00:21:27oh god no
00:21:45fucking flip
00:21:51um
00:21:52if you go down one more floor
00:21:54that's where the aviator hat is if you care
00:21:57i just don't want to fall
00:22:02with my luck i'm going to go right through the gap
00:22:08that was like the matrix dude
00:22:11dude i smelled it as i went by
00:22:12the tilapian matrix
00:22:16dude it slapped my fin
00:22:18this is one of the most annoying parts ever
00:22:24oh
00:22:27the ceiling did you see that
00:22:58i didn't
00:22:58i hit the little lip of the ceiling
00:23:02i can see your disappointment in your fish
00:23:06yep
00:23:12oh i see the lip you're talking about now
00:23:20yeah this part
00:23:22alex had to cheat to get through
00:23:25by using my checkpoint like a punk
00:23:28give me a second
00:23:34get up on the roof
00:23:37no really
00:23:39shut the fuck up
00:23:40no i'm being serious
00:23:41yes
00:23:43oh
00:23:43this was one of the most aggravating this is
00:23:48and the ending part
00:23:51i am struggling
00:23:53the tilapian god is now the tilapian fool
00:23:56wait what what what what what what i'm coming for that ass
00:24:09i'm coming for that ass
00:24:11the tilapian
00:24:15winch is waiting
00:24:18oh now i'm going back to the elevator i'm done
00:24:20i used to be so good at this game
00:24:27yeah what happened
00:24:28as the kids say i fell
00:24:30oh
00:24:43flip the other way around please
00:24:44i'm like trying to limp dick
00:24:54i'm so scared
00:24:58see what happens when i
00:24:59you get too close to the sun
00:25:08i'll let
00:25:08i'll slu
00:25:09you
00:25:09yeah
00:25:11i'm gonna kick the
00:25:12shit out of you
00:25:25i'm gonna let my stamina reach in
00:25:30i'm getting closer
00:25:42oh wow that dodge
00:25:53yes now you just gotta do a simple task of getting up there i have never fallen left over
00:26:04you gassing me out bro oh yeah just wait
00:26:12knock your ass out
00:26:17wow
00:26:18i gassed myself at all
00:26:20okay this is the trick if i can do it
00:26:22oh okay i did it i got the teleporter
00:26:29i wish it was that easy the first time
00:26:32do you know how much struggle and piss it off i was in vinegar
00:26:37yeah dude now i have to get close so i can watch you
00:26:40yes
00:26:48oh
00:26:48yes
00:26:48no i made that
00:26:51yes yes
00:26:53we are fish
00:26:54see
00:26:56see i've proven it i'm better than that
00:26:58doesn't it feel good though when you actually do it
00:27:00it does
00:27:08it does
00:27:10why do our eyes bug out
00:27:15big eyeballs
00:27:17you ready to be a ninja turtle
00:27:18i would love to be
00:27:20it could be annoying coming up
00:27:28wait what
00:27:30but i farted
00:27:31be prepared to hear every splash
00:27:44do you hear it
00:27:50like a fish in water
00:27:52once we get out of the sewer is the end part just so you know
00:27:55really
00:27:56yep
00:27:59there's one more area after the sewer
00:28:00i hit the ceiling
00:28:02and it's the beach
00:28:05fuck on the beach
00:28:06we let the coin
00:28:10yeah some of these pipes are annoying as hell
00:28:17all right
00:28:17touch the tail
00:28:18get out of here
00:28:22bye
00:28:26these might look easy but they're not
00:28:37don't you dare
00:28:38thank you pipe
00:28:39i was about to be mad if you just flew through
00:28:43no i gotta
00:28:44thank you
00:28:46i'm gonna kick your ass dude
00:28:48oh i ran out of juice
00:29:06take that
00:29:09all right you you go
00:29:11get the fuck
00:29:16okay
00:29:20you got lucky
00:29:27what the hell
00:29:36go
00:29:41go
00:29:41all right
00:29:50flip
00:30:01uh
00:30:04What the actual hell is going on?
00:30:31I think I got it.
00:30:32Oh my jesus.
00:30:44I button mashed into wits.
00:30:52Oh my jesus.
00:30:54It's not over.
00:30:56Oh, go.
00:31:05Please go.
00:31:09Oh shit, they used the whole energy.
00:31:12Please don't push me back in there.
00:31:15Please.
00:31:16I'm not winning.
00:31:21Okay.
00:31:24I love these glasses.
00:31:31Oh, oh, oh.
00:31:33I'm getting too stupid.
00:31:35Oh no.
00:31:44So I can do that roof like a champion, but these pipes...
00:31:47I can do that roof like a champion, but these pipes...
00:31:51Uh...
00:31:53Hi.
00:32:00Uh...
00:32:00Bitch.
00:32:10Oh.
00:32:10no no no no no i almost flew back through the other pipe
00:32:22i'll wait here for you yeah
00:32:40no no no no no no
00:33:10dude it sounds like you're on top of me
00:33:15i know right oh brother
00:33:22mother
00:33:25give me a second
00:33:36wait why did i do that why did i do that
00:34:00because you hate yourself
00:34:02tilapia
00:34:14body slam
00:34:15there you go
00:34:17is that the exit
00:34:20it looks like you're gonna hate this part so much
00:34:35achievement
00:34:40i have become dinner
00:34:44oh yes
00:34:46flip over
00:35:14oh oh dead
00:35:16yep
00:35:17why aren't you going
00:35:20i want to see
00:35:21how far you can make it
00:35:23i made it decently far
00:35:24once you see the pier
00:35:27like the dock you know your calls
00:35:29dead
00:35:29and because i know the trick so i'm gonna wait
00:35:46would you like to know the trick or would you like to try to find it out yourself
00:35:59uh tell me the trick
00:36:12you have to use
00:36:14only use your ship storm your boost
00:36:18you have to let it fill
00:36:20you have to let it fill you have to always use it
00:36:22like you have to constantly land
00:36:25let it fill
00:36:26fully
00:36:27do it
00:36:28let it fill
00:36:29okay
00:36:30it's like you gotta be very perfect
00:36:33or this will happen
00:36:34get off me
00:36:35you say
00:36:36you kill her
00:36:37yeah
00:36:39oh shit
00:36:40you sashimi bastard
00:36:41and if you get flipped like this
00:36:43you're kind of screwed
00:36:44don't do it
00:36:47don't do it
00:36:48fuck
00:36:51and they can really hit you
00:36:57when they shouldn't hit you
00:36:59just so you're aware
00:37:00like basically you just land
00:37:06and you don't wiggle
00:37:07i didn't even have enough time for charge
00:37:10oh i just got flipped
00:37:17i'm
00:37:18no
00:37:21i dodged him
00:37:23but i won't dodge him
00:37:25oh i did i did i did
00:37:26but then i flipped
00:37:27out of panic
00:37:28he hit my head
00:37:39dude
00:37:40that's bad
00:37:53i'm flipped
00:37:55i hate you so much
00:38:01no
00:38:04no
00:38:04you okay over there
00:38:26i thought you were a fish
00:38:30i looked
00:38:31no
00:38:31i mean a seagull
00:38:33i looked at my other monitor
00:38:34oh fuck dude
00:38:38i'll distract
00:38:57please don't land on me
00:39:04he's doing so good
00:39:17also alex didn't make it through this part either
00:39:27just so you're aware
00:39:28that should have missed
00:39:30i'm kidding
00:39:33oh no brother
00:39:51flip
00:39:52flip
00:39:52no no
00:40:05no
00:40:05flip
00:40:13god damn it
00:40:14That barely did shit.
00:40:36I was doing so good.
00:40:39I was doing so good.
00:40:42What the hell just happened?
00:40:45Why is your mic off, too?
00:40:46Are you that mad?
00:40:48I didn't realize it was muted.
00:40:50Oh.
00:40:51I've been wondering.
00:40:52I've been talking to you this entire time.
00:40:55I thought you were just focused or mad.
00:40:58No, I was right behind you.
00:41:01I was doing so good.
00:41:04Okay, they can't hit you midair if you're high enough.
00:41:06Yeah.
00:41:06Yeah, you're dead.
00:41:07No, stupid.
00:41:19Why aren't you doing anything?
00:41:20Come on.
00:41:23Because I'm dead inside.
00:41:27Uh-oh.
00:41:29Flip.
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:31I gotta go off.
00:41:32Give me a second.
00:41:40Oh!
00:41:42No!
00:41:52No!
00:41:55All right.
00:41:58Set.
00:41:59Oh, shit.
00:42:01I was just going to take it like a champ.
00:42:04We're so close to finishing.
00:42:05Also, there's a speedrun strategy I saw once.
00:42:10Oh.
00:42:11They do the teleporter, and they'll jump back to the teleporters to try to get the perfect
00:42:17launch midair from them.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:20Which I just tried, and...
00:42:22Yeah, no.
00:42:22Oh, no.
00:42:24Bye.
00:42:29Yeah, Seagull get wrecked.
00:42:31Oh, that perfect dodge.
00:42:35Don't do it.
00:42:36Frame perfect?
00:42:37It was basically scale perfect.
00:42:45Bitch ass birds.
00:42:47They don't know.
00:42:48No.
00:42:49He knew I was going to land here.
00:42:52No, same.
00:42:54I dodged him.
00:42:55I just...
00:42:56Fuck you.
00:42:56No.
00:42:58I shouldn't have fucking jumped.
00:43:00Okay.
00:43:02I...
00:43:02They got me, dude.
00:43:04I got...
00:43:04I got scared.
00:43:05No.
00:43:05I tried to boost too early.
00:43:07They got...
00:43:08Oh, my game's lagging.
00:43:12Yeah, you froze midair.
00:43:14That was wicked.
00:43:15Godfish.
00:43:22Don't be eating me right now.
00:43:25Flip.
00:43:27Also, apparently you can roll like a tiger if you're really good at the flip.
00:43:32Nope.
00:43:33Yeah, I know.
00:43:35That son of a bitch.
00:43:39I just got pincer maneuvered.
00:43:41They...
00:43:42It's like they're smart sometimes.
00:43:44Like, sometimes they really lead you.
00:43:58If only the stamina would regenerate faster.
00:44:01I know.
00:44:03Damn it.
00:44:03Damn it.
00:44:03I just killed myself.
00:44:09I know it.
00:44:15I don't know what that was.
00:44:24I'm gonna come out like Batman.
00:44:25I almost...
00:44:30You were coming out like Bane.
00:44:32Yup.
00:44:35I...
00:44:35I had the thought to flip you into it.
00:44:47Yo.
00:44:49Take the seagulls away from me, brother.
00:44:52Oh.
00:44:53Huh.
00:44:56Oh.
00:45:07No.
00:45:08I almost made it.
00:45:09I could see the pier.
00:45:10Damn it.
00:45:11You're a bitch.
00:45:12What the fuck?
00:45:13What was I supposed to do there?
00:45:16Die.
00:45:16Die.
00:45:16Die.
00:45:16Die.
00:45:16Die.
00:45:16Die.
00:45:16Die.
00:45:22Die.
00:45:24That was perfect.
00:45:31They knew!
00:45:32They fucking cheated!
00:45:34They're...
00:45:34They're...
00:45:35They're watching my screen.
00:45:36I know it.
00:45:45Hi.
00:45:46Hi.
00:45:46Oh no
00:45:51Oh I'm so boned now that I'm like this
00:45:56I think it's next to impossible
00:46:01Okay
00:46:07No, yes
00:46:16Oh, he missed
00:46:19He missed
00:46:21That, that, that, that
00:46:23No
00:46:25Shouldn't hit me
00:46:43No, I was on the pier
00:46:45Yeah, I got so fucked over
00:46:48Every time a seagull gets you, you take a shot
00:47:13Preferably it's something weak so you don't die
00:47:16Actually, I'm pretty sure Bruce and Sark gave up here, they never beat the game
00:47:20Really?
00:47:23Yep
00:47:23Sark enjoyed it, I think
00:47:27He might have went back and beat it
00:47:28But Bruce was like, no, fuck that game
00:47:30Oh, that shouldn't have hit me
00:47:32I know
00:47:33But we gotta remember, it's probably made by one person
00:47:37A demonic person
00:47:40Finally
00:47:43Put myself around
00:47:44Don't
00:47:46Bye
00:47:46I was gonna say, don't watch
00:47:49Look away, brother
00:47:53There's four seagulls in a row right there
00:48:08That was not cool
00:48:09I know
00:48:09They bombard you
00:48:11And they can get you on the pier
00:48:13Yeah, I know
00:48:14I was on it
00:48:15I've tasted it many times
00:48:18The colds steal their beaks
00:48:20No, no, no
00:48:24What?
00:48:26That'd be great
00:48:27Hi
00:48:31Shut the fuck up
00:48:33I'm not a happy fish
00:48:35Bye
00:48:35Shut up, shark bait
00:48:39I'll be
00:48:48Oh, no
00:48:49He took his food to go
00:48:55No
00:49:01Okay
00:49:05Alright
00:49:06No
00:49:07Alright
00:49:08Fucking
00:49:09Flip around
00:49:11To the right side
00:49:13Are you
00:49:14Did you die?
00:49:15Yeah, I died
00:49:16Because I fucking couldn't flip around
00:49:18Isn't that so annoying?
00:49:20It really is
00:49:21No
00:49:25Alright, that should not hit
00:49:27But his body
00:49:29Okay
00:49:30Don't think I won't fucking
00:49:34Fucking kill me
00:49:35Fart the wrong way
00:49:36I will
00:49:36His body
00:49:40His body
00:49:41There we go
00:49:50Finally
00:49:51Um
00:49:51Oh, thank god
00:49:54You cunt
00:49:57That was an accident
00:50:01You know that
00:50:03I would not
00:50:05Knowingly
00:50:06Fuck you on this part
00:50:08This part is hell
00:50:11What the fuck
00:50:13What the fuck was up
00:50:13With that seagull in the water
00:50:14Dude
00:50:15What'd you do to it?
00:50:16He got drunk off my
00:50:17Don't hop in
00:50:18He got
00:50:20Shut the fuck up
00:50:22I got caught
00:50:23Well
00:50:30Flip
00:50:34I know
00:50:38Even I don't
00:50:39Even I don't
00:50:39Understand the art
00:50:40Of flipping
00:50:41I wonder if you could
00:50:49Play this with a
00:50:49Flight stick
00:50:50I'm sure you could
00:50:53I wonder if you could
00:50:53Play it with a
00:50:53Fleshlight
00:50:54I'm sure someone has
00:50:56Put some teeth in that
00:50:59Fucking
00:51:00Fucked over
00:51:01I just got
00:51:02Seriously
00:51:03Fucked over
00:51:04You know how sometimes
00:51:05The seagulls don't get you
00:51:06In the air
00:51:07You just
00:51:07Float through them
00:51:08Yeah
00:51:09This seagull
00:51:10Got me so hard
00:51:11Aw
00:51:12I was doing
00:51:14Actually really well
00:51:16Too
00:51:16Uh
00:51:17That seagull
00:51:18Should not have hit me
00:51:19Don't look
00:51:20Brother
00:51:20Get down
00:51:23Mr. President
00:51:23That was so good
00:51:26Oh this little fucker
00:51:32Hello Mr. President
00:51:38You so fucked me
00:51:45Oh that was the
00:51:53Waste
00:51:53I went like
00:51:54One foot
00:51:55With that boost
00:51:56You died
00:51:58Shut up
00:51:59Oh no
00:52:01After you left
00:52:02I was so stunned
00:52:03I used my fart
00:52:04And died
00:52:05Oh no
00:52:05Oh no
00:52:06Did you die
00:52:11You didn't see it
00:52:13No
00:52:14Yeah
00:52:15Oh
00:52:17Oh
00:52:18Oh
00:52:19There's four
00:52:20I'm flipped
00:52:21Oh
00:52:21Oh
00:52:21Hi
00:52:25You tilapian whore
00:52:28Alright
00:52:37This is the run
00:52:38Is it
00:52:40This is the
00:52:41Oh that was
00:52:42Not the run
00:52:43Oh how'd I dodge
00:52:46Piccolo
00:52:49That's hell
00:52:49He went pickles
00:52:51Uh
00:52:53Oh fuck
00:52:59Bitch
00:53:03Oh no
00:53:08Don't move
00:53:08Don't move
00:53:09Move
00:53:11Oh no
00:53:18Oh no
00:53:21They've got me
00:53:23Facing the wrong way
00:53:25Dude I can't
00:53:28Get unfacing
00:53:29Oh
00:53:30Oh
00:53:31No
00:53:35Okay flip
00:53:36Yes
00:53:41That shouldn't hit me
00:53:42I just distracted too
00:53:44You ain't taking me
00:53:53My people will be avenged
00:53:58Hey all you people
00:54:01Get the process
00:54:03Oh
00:54:05Hmm
00:54:10Oh
00:54:14Okay
00:54:15You should die
00:54:18Why
00:54:19So you can come back here with me
00:54:21I'm at the pier
00:54:23Don't leave me here in this hell
00:54:28I dodged I think my last sequel
00:54:30If I could go further
00:54:32Oh
00:54:34I think I did it
00:54:35You want me to get the checkpoint
00:54:37And sit
00:54:37Yeah
00:54:38Oh
00:54:40I got the checkpoint
00:54:44I'm actually gonna teleport back
00:54:45And work with ya
00:54:46In a minute
00:55:00Okay
00:55:08Okay
00:55:08No
00:55:15It shouldn't hit me
00:55:17He was going in the water
00:55:18Yup
00:55:21Don't you hate that
00:55:22No what I hate
00:55:25Is when it doesn't fucking
00:55:26I'm gonna break my fucking fingers
00:55:33Right now
00:55:34How about you get working
00:55:41And not just sit there
00:55:42And watch
00:55:42Wait
00:55:45I forgot what the
00:55:47Fart button was
00:55:48Am I working hard enough
00:55:58For you
00:55:58No
00:56:00They had it out
00:56:05For you
00:56:05Ooh
00:56:07I barely skidded away
00:56:09From him
00:56:09I looked like a fat
00:56:10Turd
00:56:10Skidding
00:56:11I just boosted
00:56:14Up
00:56:14Like straight up
00:56:15To the same spot
00:56:17I was just in
00:56:17Bitch
00:56:23Bitch
00:56:23You can't touch me
00:56:23I already made it
00:56:24To that checkpoint
00:56:25He
00:56:26He
00:56:33Groped my tail
00:56:34Get HR on the phone
00:56:36You like that
00:56:49That was
00:56:51Actually sick
00:56:52I actually didn't hit you
00:56:54Bye
00:56:55Oh
00:56:56They want
00:56:59I don't
00:57:00Yep
00:57:00Oh
00:57:01He really came down
00:57:03Fast
00:57:03I saw that
00:57:04I didn't have time
00:57:06To charge at all
00:57:07Oh
00:57:13Are you still going
00:57:22No I died
00:57:24Oh
00:57:25He got me
00:57:29Oh no
00:57:29I dodged him
00:57:30He liked it
00:57:33I'm doing it for you
00:57:36Brother
00:57:37They like my salty
00:57:39Ass more
00:57:39I hate that
00:57:43I hate that
00:57:43Oh
00:57:46I saw a seagull
00:58:08Flying in for a second
00:58:09I thought it was you
00:58:10I was so proud
00:58:12I wish
00:58:13Alright
00:58:16I think I'm getting
00:58:16Close to the end again
00:58:17He came out of nowhere
00:58:20So fast
00:58:21Did he kill you?
00:58:23Yeah
00:58:23That was so fast
00:58:26No
00:58:40What happened?
00:58:48It's called
00:58:48Fucking I got hit
00:58:49When I shot him
00:58:50Fuck off
00:58:53When the guy
00:58:57Came out of nowhere
00:58:58And hit me
00:58:59Really fast
00:58:59He had the skinny
00:59:00Like
00:59:01Red
00:59:02Line
00:59:03I don't know
00:59:05If that matters
00:59:06If he's like a
00:59:07Sniper
00:59:07Seagull
00:59:08Wow
00:59:17Dude
00:59:17Let me run
00:59:19Defense
00:59:20It was nice
00:59:23Knowing you
00:59:23Oh no
00:59:28I'm wondering
00:59:31I took it head on
00:59:35I took it head on
00:59:50There
00:59:59I'm just trying to
01:00:07Stay away from you
01:00:09Oh no
01:00:13Yeah
01:00:19You little
01:00:20Muncher
01:00:20Of dicks
01:00:21Thought you had me
01:00:22Didn't you
01:00:23That should not have hit
01:00:27Well
01:00:29I just dodged
01:00:30Two
01:00:30To go backwards
01:00:31You went really far
01:00:47Backwards
01:00:48Yeah
01:00:49You know
01:00:50Let's not talk about it
01:00:51Oh no
01:00:57Oh
01:00:57Oh
01:00:58Oh
01:01:07That was
01:01:07Bullshit
01:01:08I couldn't move
01:01:10I had no energy
01:01:10I was gonna try
01:01:11To block
01:01:12But my guy
01:01:12Kept going
01:01:13There was two
01:01:28Coming down
01:01:29In like a
01:01:30Crossing
01:01:31And then one
01:01:32Through them
01:01:33Yeah
01:01:36They are mean
01:01:36Yep
01:01:38Went backwards
01:01:40Went through it
01:01:41Didn't get me
01:01:43Oh Jesus Christ
01:01:56Yep
01:01:58You showed him
01:01:59Oh
01:02:01I
01:02:01Don't trust that
01:02:08Why
01:02:22Great
01:02:39Oh
01:02:40Hello
01:02:42Bye
01:02:43What'd you say
01:02:45Bitch
01:02:46I said bye
01:02:47Bye
01:02:47Bye
01:02:49Bye
01:02:50Bye
01:02:51Bye
01:02:52Bye
01:02:52I'm not
01:03:00Going out
01:03:00Like that
01:03:01Oh
01:03:10Oh
01:03:17I distracted
01:03:18Them
01:03:19That was
01:03:23Stupid
01:03:23Oh
01:03:25Hey
01:03:25Look at that
01:03:26I went backwards
01:03:27Oh
01:03:35Oh
01:03:36Oh
01:03:48Oh
01:03:49Oh that was
01:03:49No
01:03:50No
01:03:51No
01:03:51Oh
01:03:51Oh
01:03:52Oh
01:03:53Oh
01:03:54Oh
01:03:54Oh
01:03:55Oh
01:03:57Oh
01:03:58Oh
01:03:58Oh
01:03:59Oh
01:04:00Oh
01:04:00Oh
01:04:01Oh
01:04:02Oh
01:04:02Oh
01:04:03Oh
01:04:04Oh
01:04:04Oh
01:04:04Oh
01:04:04Oh
01:04:05Oh
01:04:05Oh
01:04:06Oh
01:04:06Oh
01:04:07Oh
01:04:07Oh
01:04:08Oh
01:04:08Oh
01:04:08Oh
01:04:09Oh
01:04:09Oh
01:04:10Oh
01:04:10Oh
01:04:11Oh
01:04:11Oh
01:04:12Oh
01:04:12Oh
01:04:12Oh
01:04:12Oh
01:04:13Oh
01:04:13Oh
01:04:14Oh
01:04:14Oh
01:04:14Oh
01:04:15Oh
01:04:15Oh
01:04:15Oh
01:04:16Oh
01:04:16Oh
01:04:16Oh
01:04:16Oh
01:04:17Oh
01:04:17Oh
01:04:18Oh
01:04:18Oh
01:04:18Oh
01:04:18to the sky apparently
01:04:34I'm not enjoying you right now
01:04:44I am
01:04:47I'm not enjoying me either
01:04:48oh no
01:04:52wait that was weird
01:04:56you're welcome
01:05:02oh
01:05:08I got two over here
01:05:35I'm running that defense
01:05:37call me Drusil
01:05:38I'm on
01:05:40the pier
01:05:41over the water
01:05:42they can still get you
01:05:44if you don't get
01:05:45I hit the checkpoint
01:05:46oh thank god
01:05:48I'm at it
01:05:49do I just hop in the boat
01:05:53yep
01:05:54it'll give you a little cutscene
01:05:59like a still image
01:06:01oh wait you hop in the water
01:06:04they can't get us here now
01:06:05we finally did it brother
01:06:06you can uninstall this game
01:06:09ready to jump in
01:06:10don't get stuck in the water please
01:06:13freedom
01:06:14I'm a little tired right now
01:06:17I can't see I'm in
01:06:20wait till you see how the story unfolds
01:06:24don't
01:06:25don't
01:06:25wait
01:06:27all over again
01:06:31you
01:06:33you
01:06:34you
01:06:38you
01:06:38you
01:06:39you
01:06:41you
01:06:47you