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00:00I have no idea any oh no I don't want to watch that again
00:05all right we're gonna do story mode
00:10because why not all right oh you gotta pick you gotta hit start the joint
00:17there's that guy oh that guy the rabbit girl
00:23tails
00:25yep you know what sucks is most of these people are in nothing else like they were never brought
00:36back yep the rabbit girl with robot legs and Sally I'm gonna be Sonic cuz hell yeah
00:44I like her more than the rabbit the rabbit was annoying
00:50I wonder if this is like straight from the show right like it looks like by the quality
01:06the other freedom fighters they fight for justice
01:16look how cute they are
01:23they're super cute
01:25I'm a girlfriend
01:26yeah
01:28see
01:30oh it's out
01:34maximum flight field
01:3695.7% robotization factor
01:40which one controls the old world bopsizer
01:44first you shut down the water
01:46it should
01:49you should
01:50you could have a backup
01:52no problem
01:53what'd you handle
01:54the difficult problem to get into that robotizer's software
01:57so you can deactivate it
01:59come on
02:00so
02:01the mind looks and your brain
02:03you're unstuck
02:04or
02:06probably right
02:07which one
02:08yes
02:09the incredible that looks probably right
02:12you're a great man
02:14isn't Sonic such a dick
02:19that is not a
02:20that is warning
02:21that is warning
02:22that is warning
02:23that is warning
02:24that is warning
02:25that is warning
02:26that is warning
02:27that is warning
02:28you're serious
02:29you're a crazy can't be honest
02:31understand
02:32oh man
02:33see how ugly he used to be
02:38they really made him a lot more normal now
02:43Oh no!
03:13I hope we actually get to play.
03:15I know, right?
03:21You know, we just watched all the episodes.
03:23Yup.
03:29Maybe it's just setting the scene?
03:31Let's see.
03:32Oh, yeah.
03:33Oh.
03:39Okay, my attack is pretty good.
03:43Oh, shit.
03:45Oh, shit.
03:51I know.
03:53We don't really jump here, right?
03:55No, I turned that off.
03:57It's a good thing to turn off.
03:59Yeah.
04:11Oh, fuck.
04:13I'm Sonic.
04:17I thought I could outrun it.
04:21Oh, a checkpoint.
04:27Do I have, like, one hit?
04:29Mostly, yeah.
04:31I got hit.
04:33And lives.
04:35And lives.
04:36So it's not as bad.
04:37Huh!
04:39I got hit.
04:41I got hit.
04:43I got hit.
04:45Oh, no.
04:47You're a ginger.
04:49I got hit.
04:50I got hit.
04:51I got hit.
04:52I got hit.
04:53I got hit.
04:55I'm gonna grab my happy.
04:56Ooh, you bitch.
04:57Ooh, you bitch.
04:59I like how I just spin, and you just kick the shit out of them.
05:17Oh.
05:18Oh, fuck.
05:19How do we...
05:20How do we...
05:21How do you avoid that?
05:22Okay, I think...
05:23I'm gonna die.
05:24Alright, then we just...
05:25Yup.
05:26Okay.
05:27Sally!
05:28Run!
05:29I'm gonna die.
05:30Alright, then we just...
05:31Yup.
05:32Okay.
05:33Sally!
05:34I'm sorry.
05:35Run!
05:36I'm gonna die.
05:37Alright.
05:38I can't...
05:39How the fuck do you fight that?
05:41Oh, fuck.
05:42How are you?
05:43I love you.
05:44Oh.
05:45I love you.
05:46I love you.
05:47I love you.
05:48I love you.
05:49I love you.
05:50I love you.
05:51I love you.
05:52Oh, my god.
06:03Ahhhh!
06:04My god, I have...
06:07I feel like I'm bitch slapping.
06:09I'm just gonna watch you do your thing.
06:11That's okay.
06:12No!
06:13Oh, fuck yeah.
06:14I didn't want all this fight.
06:15Can we get a ch-
06:17Point?
06:18Is there more sh-
06:19Oh, shit.
06:20Oh, my god.
06:21I didn't get that.
06:22No, we gotta get a checkpoint. Just be careful.
06:25Okay.
06:26Alright.
06:31Dammit!
06:34Let's go Sally.
06:38Oh shit.
06:46You and your jumps.
06:48Do you jump higher than me?
06:51You do.
06:52I do.
06:54Ooh.
07:03Ooh!
07:04That would've been nice a long time though.
07:06I know.
07:07You got the lows.
07:11I'm not trying to steal your kills.
07:17I didn't even get to hit them.
07:20I know.
07:28Oh my god.
07:29I like that I can go through their blades.
07:36Oh shit, I don't like that.
07:39The air.
07:40I can't see that big bear.
07:41I know.
07:42I can't see that big bear.
07:43I can't see that big bear.
07:44I can't see that big bear.
07:46Oh you fuck.
07:47Oh you fucker.
07:51There should be another checkpoint.
07:53Ready.
07:54Wait.
07:55I didn't mean to hit it.
07:56It's fine.
07:58What the?
07:59He took out a lot of health.
08:00What the fuck?
08:01It's a Gundam.
08:06Alright.
08:07I like that one sword can eat.
08:09Run.
08:10Oh my god run.
08:14Oh my god.
08:15Oh my god.
08:16You ate a burrito for lunch.
08:17Oh my god.
08:18Oh my god.
08:23Run.
08:25You just got me hit.
08:28No.
08:29Because I couldn't run.
08:30Because you were over there.
08:31Hurry.
08:32It's okay.
08:33Oh you bitch.
08:34Bitch.
08:36I hate this motherfucker.
08:39Oh my god.
08:45Do you move faster if you do your move?
08:47Oh shit.
08:48I ran into that.
08:50Run Sally.
08:52She's just like.
08:54With like rain boots on.
08:57You bitch.
08:59He's gonna take my life.
09:02No.
09:03Sonic.
09:15You fucking son of a fuck.
09:18Bye Sally.
09:19I'm fucking tired of this.
09:21What the fuck?
09:23My finger's slipping.
09:24Oh my god.
09:30No.
09:31Oh you fucking piece of shit.
09:32Fuck you.
09:34I knew it.
09:41He's a bitch of a boss.
09:43I can't even hit him.
09:44I know.
09:45He's way too fucking fast.
09:46And I hate jumping so he hits me.
09:47Oh fuck sorry.
09:48Shit.
09:49I can't even hit him.
09:50I know.
09:51He's way too fucking fast.
09:52I hate jumping so he hits me.
09:53Oh fuck sorry.
09:54Shit.
09:55Sally you son of a bitch.
09:56I can't even hit him.
09:57I can't even hit him.
09:58I can't even hit him.
09:59I can't even hit him.
10:00It works.
10:01It is.
10:03It's cold but it's hard.
10:05You suck my nuts.
10:08Stop.
10:09Are you kidding me.
10:10I can't even hit him.
10:11I can't even hit me.
10:12I can't even hit him.
10:13I can't even hit him.
10:16I'll get his arm.
10:17I can't even hit him.
10:18It is.
10:20I just can't even hit him.
10:21Stop.
10:23Stop.
10:24Stop.
10:25Are you kidding me?
10:26How are we gonna do-
10:27How do we gonna avoid that?
10:28Because they're trying to-
10:29Why don't you avoid that? Because it's right under here.
10:32I don't know.
10:37Suck our ass. I hope he blows up and dies.
10:40Oh shit.
10:46Eventually?
10:48I was like, God, do I gotta hit him again?
10:52I hope you get your lives back, now that we completed a stage.
10:56I hope so.
10:58Most likely.
11:00I don't know. Sonic could be hard.
11:03Oh my god, this shit again? The next part of the whole episode?
11:19Poor robot, dude.
11:25Hm.
11:26What do you want?
11:27I know.
11:28What do you want?
11:29I know.
11:30Oh my god, it was fast.
11:31Oh my god, it was fast.
11:32You don't have your lives.
11:33Oh my god, it was fast.
11:34Oh my god, it was fast.
11:35You don't have your lives.
11:36Oh my god, what? How do you do more lives?
11:37I think we just lose.
11:38Maybe we'll re-
11:39Maybe we'll re-
11:41like, continue where we left.
11:42I don't know.
11:43I don't know.
11:44I don't know.
11:45I don't like that.
11:46I don't like that.
11:47You don't have your lives.
11:48Oh my god, what? How do you do more lives?
11:50I think we just lose.
11:51Maybe we'll re-
11:52like, continue where we left.
11:53I don't know.
11:54I don't like that.
11:55I don't like that.
11:56I don't like that.
11:57Like, each stage.
11:58I don't like that.
11:59I don't like that.
12:00You don't have your lives.
12:01Oh my god, what? How do you do more lives?
12:04I think we just lose.
12:05Maybe we'll re-
12:06like, continue where we left.
12:08I don't know.
12:09I don't like that.
12:10Like, each stage.
12:14Whoa, it's got like, fast run.
12:16Do you move faster when you-
12:18Oh goddammit.
12:19When you hit?
12:21Not jump hit.
12:23Just hit.
12:24Do you-
12:25No.
12:26No.
12:27I wasn't sure.
12:28Yeah.
12:29You do.
12:30I know.
12:31Yeah, no I don't.
12:32I run into the wall.
12:33They got fucking lost, dude.
12:35Ah, they hurt me.
12:42Look how I get hit after you come with me.
12:44I know.
12:49Yeah.
12:51Yeah, I suck with you.
12:52It's okay.
12:53It's okay.
12:58It's a neat little game though.
12:59It is.
13:00I like it.
13:01Oh, I was gonna say the next boss is gonna plug this up.
13:13If we were already at the boss.
13:14I know.
13:15I like this one way better.
13:16I know.
13:17I know.
13:18I know.
13:19I know.
13:20I know.
13:21I know.
13:22I know.
13:23We just...
13:24Wow.
13:25He kicked his ass.
13:26I like that he didn't, like, move.
13:27He did nothing to us.
13:28The one was shit.
13:29Wow.
13:30Oh shit.
13:31Oh shit.
13:32It's a run level.
13:33What do you do?
13:34Oh shit.
13:35Oh shit.
13:36Oh shit.
13:37Oh shit.
13:38Oh shit.
13:39Oh my god.
13:40You fucked.
13:41You fucked.
13:42You should give us lives.
13:44Oh shit.
13:45Oh shit.
13:46Oh shit.
13:47Oh shit.
13:48I like that he didn't, like, move.
13:49He did nothing to us.
13:50The one was shit.
13:51Wow, you're...
13:52Oh shit.
13:53It's a run level.
13:54What do you do?
13:55Oh shit.
13:56Oh shit.
13:58Oh shit.
13:59Oh shit.
14:00Oh shit.
14:01Oh shit.
14:02Oh shit.
14:03Oh shit.
14:04Oh shit.
14:05Oh shit.
14:06Oh shit.
14:07Oh shit.
14:08Oh shit.
14:09Oh shit.
14:10I need lives.
14:11Aw shit.
14:13I need lives.
14:14You gotta learn to jump the crab, man.
14:28The crabs, man.
14:29The crabs are gonna kill you.
14:29They're asshole.
14:30Oh shit.
14:31I need rMA.
14:32I need lives.
14:33Oh shit.
14:34You gotta learn to jump the crab, man.
14:38Oh no, I didn't die.
14:44You got life. You didn't die, right?
14:47I didn't get a life.
14:49You got life.
14:51Weren't you low?
14:53Yeah, I was.
15:05I just didn't get life.
15:07Oh shit, I know.
15:09I wonder how the continue system works.
15:13Oh, what's that?
15:15Mothership?
15:17Boss? Oh my god, he's like a mole.
15:21Oh shit.
15:25What's coming up?
15:27Oh shit.
15:31You son, what the fuck?
15:33I'm gonna die.
15:35Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
15:37I'm gonna die.
15:39Oh my god, I'm panicking.
15:41Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
15:43I want this to be over.
15:45You keep going where his bombs are.
15:47I don't need to.
15:49Oh my god, I can't.
15:51I can't do this.
15:53That's way too much.
15:55I am dead, yeah.
15:57Credits nine.
15:59I hate that it didn't get live.
16:01Oh, you can choose who you want to be now.
16:03Oh.
16:05Infinite Credits.
16:07Oh.
16:08You want to be hurt?
16:09Oh yeah, I was gonna say you can defend them.
16:11Oh, that's cool.
16:12Okay, nevermind.
16:13Okay, I'm here if I get to get live.
16:15I love you.
16:16If we get Infinite Continues, it's like an arcade game.
16:19Set Credits.
16:21Hopefully we have Infinite Credits.
16:23You're right where the bomb is.
16:26Pay attention.
16:27I'm trying.
16:28When I was trying to look at the bomb,
16:30I didn't have your skin with my eyes.
16:32I can't really do that.
16:34It's okay.
16:35I seriously am.
16:36Wherever it says danger, they fall.
16:38No, I understand, but I can't do all of this.
16:41I love you.
16:42Did I even die?
16:44Yeah.
16:45Because you're just tanking everything.
16:46I can't.
16:47It really drives my eyes.
16:48I drive a lot.
16:49You just jump a lot.
16:51Yeah, when I do, I run into those things.
16:54Okay, is he targeting me because I'm a woman?
16:57Totally.
16:58I'm pretty sure he's targeting me.
16:59He's got the hot for you.
17:03Suck my nuts.
17:05Snap.
17:10Ow.
17:11My cut.
17:15I hate this one so much.
17:18Yeah.
17:19I prefer the fighting.
17:22I agree.
17:23Good.
17:24God.
17:25You two fools.
17:29You need to die.
17:38I'm dead.
17:39They said you need to die.
17:42I can't.
17:44Where they give us the bombs or the bombs.
17:46The spikes.
17:47Yeah, they give us spikes or bombs.
17:49They take one.
17:50Can't do both.
17:51You should try the rabbit girl, see if you like her.
17:55Fine.
17:56I like this one.
17:57Okay, then don't.
17:58I just, I am more than one.
17:59No, I just meant to try her other abilities.
18:02Although, I think the rabbit girl talks like she's southern or weird.
18:07It's not that bad.
18:08Well, there was a lot going on.
18:13Well, there was a lot going on.
18:15I remember it.
18:16I remember it.
18:17I remember it.
18:18I remember it.
18:19Oh, our fancy friend.
18:21He's kind of a coward.
18:24The friend.
18:28Behind him.
18:29Oh, our fancy friend.
18:37He's kind of a coward.
18:41The friend.
18:42Behind him.
18:43You know, I have always wanted to be part of the size of Rachel, but I've changed my mind.
18:55Oh, he's gonna kill us.
18:59Go crazy powerful, Sonic.
19:04She's just not there right now.
19:11Nope, these are literal episode chunks.
19:17Shoot the machine.
19:20It's funny how they starred together in the beginning.
19:23I know.
19:29She's from Rugrats.
19:41Yeah.
19:42How many pickles?
19:44You won't make me come to one side as my side, 10,000 just won't put me in the other.
19:50Wow, 10,000?
19:52Well, maybe perhaps 5,000.
19:56You were good.
19:57Aren't you afraid?
19:59What? Afraid?
20:01But of course not.
20:03I am never afraid.
20:05Anyway, I had no rest to go back, but only by very many times as well.
20:11Have you seen them go off together?
20:21Poor Tails.
20:32Woo!
20:34Are you ready?
20:36Can you compete?
20:37With your eyes?
20:38Yeah.
20:39There's no more running ones.
20:41It's almost like it gives you a break with these episodes.
20:44It does.
20:45I'm not.
20:46You are human.
20:49You are human.
20:51You are human.
20:53Yes.
20:54You need to handle all the monsters.
20:56Maybe.
21:00Please try.
21:01Little ghost zombie.
21:02You are human.
21:03Right.
21:04The witch with a telling a truth.
21:06Which good편 is human or monster?
21:07Tomorrow you have human.
21:08This town doesn't exist anymore.
21:09The witch with a charm and the idol.
21:10You are human, right?
21:11Or if you love this game.
21:12You are human.
21:13We love all the Sections!
21:14You're human.
21:15The witch with a fearless alien.
21:16I think I will.
21:17Just as long as a long-winded.
21:24Woah, that is crazy!
21:27I haven't seen anything about the original movies, can't return to the video!
21:32A little loose? No. But a gecho, no problem.
21:35Where there's a gecho, there's a win.
21:38Oh shoot.
21:43Is she in a phone?
21:45No, I think it's like her hacking device.
21:48Why?
21:50I didn't follow her job.
21:53No, I don't.
21:55I have to go like this.
22:05Oh you son of a bitch.
22:15Oh god, I missed the button.
22:25At least it lets you continue. When I did, it had the same amount of credits.
22:30I agree.
22:32Oh, those are those rocket things. I thought they were snakes.
22:37See?
22:38Oh, yeah.
22:40I actually think the game's almost over. If I remember, I think we're...
22:45We maybe are towards the end of the show?
22:49Oh wow.
22:50They, like, started late.
22:52Aww, why did they send all of them now?
22:55Oh.
22:59You can't touch me, I'm standing.
23:07Wow, fuck you guys.
23:09I don't know, I could be remembering the show wrong, but...
23:25Yeah.
23:26They're gonna...
23:29Sabotage the...
23:30Roboticide area, I think.
23:32And I felt like that was towards the end.
23:35Can you think I'm wrong?
23:36Mhm.
23:39Also, spoiler, I think Sonic's uncle?
23:41You're dead.
23:42Yeah.
23:43Sonic's uncle, I think, is one of those robots.
23:47Really?
23:48Yeah, they turn people into robots.
23:51I didn't mean to touch that.
23:53Get off our screen, you ass.
23:58I know, I hate that.
23:59That's super annoying.
24:00Unit 31's another boss.
24:02Get ready to get a shit kick.
24:10What the fuck?
24:13Oh, god.
24:15Please fuck me, yeah.
24:23It's so hard to hit him.
24:28Yeah.
24:33It sounds like bitch slaps.
24:40Sally, no.
24:42Yeah, what happened?
24:43I don't care.
24:47I was more worried when I thought I'd pretend to be dead.
24:50I don't know.
24:51I had four lives?
24:55How'd you have four?
24:57I'm Sonic.
24:59Let's say the chili dog.
25:00I don't know.
25:03I don't understand how to kill this one.
25:05You just gotta hit him on the top.
25:06Oh.
25:07He keeps like, moving.
25:09Out of our pit area.
25:12Why am I constantly moving?
25:14Oh, is that weird?
25:16Yeah, big time.
25:17Nice.
25:18You basically kicked his ass all by yourself.
25:19It's okay.
25:20I was hitting the bottom of the whole time.
25:21No wonder.
25:22Look at us.
25:23You did a good thing, Sonic.
25:24You did a good thing.
25:25You did a good thing.
25:26You're so sorry.
25:27I was hitting the bottom of the whole time.
25:28Look at us.
25:29No wonder.
25:30Look at us.
25:31You went to a point where you get from yourself.
25:34Is this guy who is there?
25:35Is there dirty?
25:36We're gonna-
25:37Sorry, I guess it's it.
25:39You see?
25:40Yeah, I like that.
25:41I like that.
25:42I like that.
25:45I like that.
25:46Careful.
25:47No.
25:48I like that.
25:48I like that.
25:49I like that.
25:50I like that.
25:51Thank you, thank you.
25:52I like that.
25:53I like that.
25:54I like that.
25:55Isn't it so cool?
25:57So cool.
25:59I really like that.
26:00Come on, stand for it, just let go.
26:02Let's get it, just let go.
26:04Game boy.
26:12Perfect.
26:14Seems like a monster.
26:18Man, they got out there fast.
26:24That's low.
26:26That's low.
26:30And then they replace her.
26:32Yeah, with who is that?
26:34Amy, the pink hedgehog.
26:36Who do you prefer?
26:38Amy is more like a
26:40moody teenager.
26:42She's wild.
26:44Bitchy.
26:46Yeah, like this girl, she seems like more professional.
26:50Adored.
26:52Yep.
26:54She's wild.
26:56She's wild.
26:58God, I'm on the subject.
27:00You mean what, right?
27:02You mean who?
27:04Right, right, right.
27:06Right, right, right.
27:08What?
27:10What?
27:12What?
27:14What?
27:16What?
27:18What?
27:20What?
27:22What?
27:24What?
27:26You want to help me all in peace, or what?
27:28What?
27:30What?
27:32Oh.
27:34I can't hit them.
27:36What?
27:38What?
27:42So many.
27:46I like this.
27:48I can't say I've ever...
27:50Oh, I can't hit them.
27:52I can't hit them.
27:53I can't say I've ever played a Sonic Beat'em Up.
27:56yeah it actually works
28:01I'm focusing on my side
28:24you guys are trying to shoot me
28:35if they don't stand on the same level
28:39oh my god guys handle what another boss
28:48oh my god no he seems like oh get out of
28:54here maybe
28:58did we oh what the fuck
29:03what has he been drinking and roboting
29:10I was expecting that I was like did our
29:17game are you great are you kidding
29:22don't touch it we can do it
29:27it's a fucking flamethrower oh I'm dead
29:34the rings do heal you I saw your life
29:41oh you thought your little pet things
29:47bro they like juggle me I wonder if we
29:52lose if we both die at the same time
29:54oh some games are like that yeah like
30:01you just did yeah oh yes oh we got seven
30:05credits now actually going out it went
30:10from nine to seven okay I think look at
30:16that oh yeah dream team
30:30I don't know why you can freaking jump
30:32places high
30:38the doctor of the magic
30:40the physics CMA
30:42I'm having this easy
30:44try out a plan
30:46oh
30:48oh
30:50he's gone sir
30:52who is gone
30:54the hedgehog sir
30:56hedgehog where
30:58near the bad news sir
31:00who was with the princess and bunny robot
31:03what a code right
31:04yes sir
31:06thank you
31:18and
31:20no
31:24that's how it's done
31:29slow
31:30middle horse
31:31hip
31:33pet
31:34She's not the middle of the room!
31:36I'll deal with that.
31:37Now that's sure a little bit easier for you.
31:40Is that so?
31:41Well, we need to shift on this backup generator too.
31:44Maybe if there isn't a backup.
31:50Wow.
31:54I knew it wasn't!
31:56Don't worry, Sal. We'll get it.
31:58Aww.
32:00Cute.
32:02I don't know how long this game is either.
32:20Yeah, I'm wondering if it's too big for us.
32:24Oh god.
32:26Bonus stage.
32:28It could very well be.
32:30Sometimes they'll do bonus stages in between though.
32:34If you do a proper, like, goal or something.
32:42Also, if we get enough of these, maybe we do get a life.
32:50He's gotta try not to miss me.
32:52Aw, fuck.
32:54Hehehehehe.
33:00Good job.
33:02Hey.
33:08Oh, shit.
33:10You almost got all those, actually.
33:28Damn.
33:30We haven't got a single life.
33:32I know.
33:34If it is a hundred, like, normal, goddammit.
33:36Sonic, then...
33:38We should be close.
33:44Right?
33:46There's no way it's just to heal us.
33:48Maybe because we're at full health and full life.
33:52I don't...
33:54Wait, you said you had four.
33:56I had four, yeah.
33:58It's just never ending.
34:02It almost feels like it.
34:04It can't be.
34:06Press, start, start.
34:08Press, start, start.
34:10That's just for us.
34:12It's four players.
34:14Woo!
34:16Oh, that's okay.
34:18It's sound.
34:20So it was just above the stage.
34:22Oh.
34:24Oh, that's okay.
34:26Oh, that's okay.
34:28So it was just above the stage.
34:30Oh, that's okay.
34:32What's that?
34:34What is this?
34:35Or after?
34:36Oh, no.
34:37Oh, no.
34:38Oh, no.
34:39Oh, no.
34:40Oh, no.
34:41Oh, no.
34:42Oh, no.
34:43A bomb?
34:44Don't touch your tail, you idiot.
34:45Oh, no.
34:46What is that?
34:47What the heck?
34:48It's a guffo booster.
34:50Definitely a good, like, mortal.
34:52He's up to another one of his evil schemes.
34:55He's Sally.
34:56Oh, look up there.
34:58Is that some kind of satellite?
35:00Oh, no.
35:01It's too low for a satellite, honey.
35:04I bet it's some kind of spaceship.
35:07Her legs can stretch because they're robotic.
35:10Oh, they're robotic?
35:11A bunny?
35:12Yeah.
35:13I bet that's right behind sensors.
35:15Definitely a spaceship.
35:21Where do they have to stretch?
35:23What?
35:24What?
35:25Why do they need to stretch?
35:26I don't know anything.
35:27I don't know anything.
35:28I can't think so.
35:29They're all-
35:31Maybe.
35:32Maybe.
35:33Maybe.
35:34Maybe.
35:35Maybe.
35:44I don't know anything.
35:45What?
35:46What?
35:47I don't know anything.
35:48Is that a mobile?
35:49This is so cheesy but good, I actually remember watching it on, I think Netflix, Nicole.
36:19Hi.
36:20I'm really proud of my fans with you.
36:23I ain't scared.
36:24Oh.
36:25Okay.
36:26She's not like so cool.
36:29Incoming a stop.
36:34Ah!
36:49I know, what a little cheater.
37:01That was bullshit.
37:02Oh, okay.
37:23Asshole.
37:24I wish I could go.
37:25I know, or had a flip-jack pile weapon.
37:38Yeah, I know.
37:39Yeah, I think it's...
37:40You gotta come this way.
37:42You gotta come this way.
37:44Oh, I know.
37:47You bitch.
37:48Bitches.
37:49Bitches.
37:50Bitches.
37:51Bitches.
37:52Bitches.
37:53Hi.
37:54Boo-yah.
37:55Sally, no.
37:56I got boo-yah.
37:57Bitch.
37:58Wish you would've hit that before I died.
38:00Boss?
38:01Okay, get away from him when he does that.
38:02Does what?
38:03His spin.
38:04Oh my god, you pretty much have no fuck off.
38:07I'd jump at you.
38:08I'm gonna hook you up.
38:09I'm gonna hook you up.
38:10Sally, no.
38:11I got boo-yah.
38:12I got boo-yah.
38:13Bitch.
38:14Wish you would've hit that before I died, boss.
38:16Okay, get away from him when he does that.
38:18Does what, please?
38:19His spin.
38:20Oh my god.
38:21You pretty much have no fuck off.
38:22I'd jump at you.
38:23Oh my god.
38:24You pretty much have no fuck off.
38:26I'd jump at you.
38:27I'd get up.
38:28I'm going to hook you up.
38:29I'd jump at him.
38:36It's like he just has a spin as soon as we get him.
38:39Yes, he does. Fuck it.
38:42Fuck it, we'll get him. Yeah.
38:45Checkpoint us, please? And heal us?
38:48You might actually die for us.
38:51I know. I'm pretty sure I did, though.
38:54Like, can I pick him again?
38:57Yeah, I think so.
38:59Oh, look.
39:01Oh my god.
39:03That's okay.
39:05Oh my god.
39:07Oh my god.
39:09Oh my god.
39:11Oh my god.
39:13Oh my god.
39:15These are old, these are from like when I was a kid.
39:36Yeah, I don't mind that story, it's not that bad.
39:39I remember going to school and Sonic was on like right after I left school.
39:44Sonic, Mario, and Transformers were all on in the morning.
39:53Those were bedtimes.
39:55Yeah.
39:56But it was so cold because that's where we lived on Rue.
40:07We'd wake up at like 6 in the morning, get ready, watch cartoons as we're getting ready, go walk down our driveway in the cold winter and stuff.
40:22Stay there for 10 minutes.
40:34Surveillance says...
40:36Oh, you're just going down, man.
40:38Hard and bad.
40:39Kill.
40:40Kill.
40:41Kill.
40:42Kill.
40:43Kill.
40:44Kill.
40:45Kill.
40:46Kill.
40:47Kill.
40:48Kill.
40:49Kill.
40:50Kill.
40:51Kill.
40:52Kill.
40:53Kill.
40:54Kill.
40:55Kill.
40:56Kill.
40:57Kill.
40:58Kill.
40:59Kill.
41:00Kill.
41:01Kill.
41:02Kill.
41:03Kill.
41:04Kill.
41:05Kill.
41:06Kill.
41:07Kill.
41:08Kill.
41:09Oh god.
41:25Oh my god.
41:34Uh oh, okay.
41:38Oh my god.
41:39What the hell?
41:46That was hard.
41:47Oh, you died.
41:49Alright, you ready?
41:52What the fuck?
41:53We are running and jumping.
41:54What the hell?
41:56Oh, I died too.
42:01Is there a button to run?
42:03No.
42:06Almost.
42:09Wow.
42:11Okay.
42:16God.
42:17What the fuck?
42:20Oh wait, it's way up there?
42:24It's not this little.
42:25It's up there.
42:26Well, this might be the end of our gaming.
42:34I programmed all the buttons.
42:36There's no run.
42:37There's no run button.
42:43Yeah, there's no one to do that.
42:45I'm not getting happy.
42:47I'm not getting happy.
42:51I'm not getting happy.
42:51I'm not getting happy.
42:55Charge!
42:55Well, I've had fun.
43:01Oh, damn it.
43:04No, there's no run button.
43:06What the fuck?
43:09How does that not make it for you?
43:11I was going to say, because I forgot that I get there.
43:14I get that jump.
43:15Go without me.
43:18Smart.
43:19Okay.
43:20Now you can join, right?
43:22Yeah.
43:22Ha ha ha!
43:24That's stupid.
43:25There's no run.
43:26No, I don't think he would have been able to make it.
43:28Because you don't go further than you think, right?
43:31I mean, when you hit.
43:31Oh, shit.
43:32Ha ha.
43:36Why was the first one so stupid?
43:39Yeah.
43:40Now we're down so many, like,
43:42are you fucking kidding?
43:43Can we?
43:45Oh, another one?
43:47I don't think I can make that.
43:55I...
43:55There's somebody else that jumps.
44:09No, he doesn't.
44:11Oh, I almost made it.
44:13Oh, my God.
44:17Oh, God damn it.
44:20Well, this is the end of our journey.
44:26Yeah.
44:27Oh, my God.
44:28Oh, my God.
44:31No.
44:32Wait, what's that?
44:42Oh, she was walking when I would be walking.
44:44This is...
44:59This is bullshit.
45:02We lose!
45:03Oh, save me a round.
45:04Okay.
45:06Oh, wait, I have...
45:08How do I have credits?
45:09Yeah, there's no run that I know of.
45:21Oh, my God.
45:22I can't believe it's a good one.
45:24All right.
45:25Join.
45:25Join.
45:28I like that it never told us.
45:30Good.
45:34We hit that, like, the same...
45:35Oh, look.
45:36Oh, take it.
45:37Oh, my God.
45:38It is...
45:39I'm so mad.
45:43It doesn't tell us how to either, does it?
45:46No.
45:48I'm so peeped.
45:49Wait, are you pressing the thumbstick twice?
45:51Yeah.
45:52Okay.
45:56Faster.
45:57You press it twice, and the second time you hold it over.
46:03No.
46:03No.
46:06You'll look different.
46:07See, watch.
46:14Make sure it works.
46:16You can do it on here.
46:38Get it.
46:40Wait.
46:43You gotta, like, get it back to the center.
46:46Of the...
46:48Of the...
46:49It takes something angling.
46:58You might have to make it for the both of us.
47:04I feel like an idiot.
47:05I feel like an idiot.
47:16I feel like an idiot.
47:30What are you doing?
47:34Let me see.
47:37That's what you're doing?
47:38Show me again how you're doing.
47:40Yeah, I've already tried that.
47:48I've tried it several times.
47:52Alright.
47:55Okay, I can run into that.
47:58Alright.
48:00Get next to the nub with me.
48:01Because we can run into this, and then jump, and then run again, okay?
48:06So I can do...
48:07And you can hold it.
48:09Hold the stick.
48:10You're running.
48:11Hold the stick.
48:12And then we're gonna jump, and we're gonna go.
48:14You ready?
48:15Okay.
48:15Alright, ready?
48:16Go.
48:18Are you...
48:19I jumped!
48:22I did it!
48:25Why did you do that?
48:27I jumped.
48:29But you know, if you do it too late, it doesn't make it.
48:34At least we made it.
48:35We got all of our lives.
48:36We still have the next one to do.
48:38Yeah, I'll try to help you on that one too.
48:42I...
48:43What?
48:46You're practicing?
48:48Right.
48:50Come on.
48:51What can we do with this?
48:53I understand!
48:57You can be against the...
48:58You did it.
48:58You can be against the wall.
49:02Why are you doing it way over there?
49:03I don't know.
49:04I don't know.
49:05I don't know.
49:06But you continue.
49:07Look.
49:09You can still practice it.
49:11I get it.
49:11I get it.
49:12Alright.
49:15It's okay.
49:16I don't know.
49:16I can't do it with my thumb.
49:18I don't know.
49:19Maybe your thumb...
49:20I don't know.
49:20Did he just jump off?
49:22Yeah, he did.
49:22Alright.
49:23We got to do it over here.
49:29Oh.
49:30Wait, I'm not doing it.
49:32Alright, ready?
49:32There!
49:33Do that with my thumb!
49:34Ready?
49:34We got to jump and then go.
49:36Ready?
49:39Good job.
49:40Woo, we did it.
49:45I hope we never have to do that again.
49:47Yeah, but at least we know how to.
49:49Ow!
49:51Kill him!
49:53You hurt me.
49:55Ah!
50:00Oh, bitch.
50:05Oh, god.
50:06Ha ha ha.
50:07I don't like that.
50:07Good job.
50:10How did you do it?
50:10What the heck?
50:13Fucking crabs, dude.
50:17Yeah, we are.
50:19Yep.
50:25Oh, man.
50:26I was like, is that floor?
50:28It's looking trippy.
50:32Can you walk on it?
50:34Oh.
50:34Oh, phew.
50:37Oh, you bitch.
50:45It's Sonic.
50:52Those little guys are the most annoying.
50:58Oh, yes.
50:59You needed that.
51:00Yes, I did.
51:01Oh, I thought it was.
51:04What the?
51:04Hucky!
51:05And those things will hurt you.
51:13Oh, you can't break that.
51:14No.
51:15Shit.
51:16Okay.
51:18They're his, like, helpers.
51:22Because he sucks.
51:23Sally, why?
51:29He should've stayed away.
51:40I don't want to die, Sally.
51:48He's red.
51:49He's almost dead.
51:51Good job.
51:52He's red.
51:54Yeah.
51:56Oh.
51:59Let's do that.
52:00He's red.
52:03Woo-hoo!
52:07Oh, my legs.
52:08Ugh.
52:10Look how fast Sonic is.
52:12What?
52:13Oh, my legs.
52:13Oh, my legs.
52:14Oh, my legs.
52:15Oh, my legs.
52:16Oh, my legs.
52:17Oh, my legs.
52:18Oh, my legs.
52:19Oh, my legs.
52:21That what you do?
52:21Oh, that what you do, my hands.
52:29Oh, my legs.
52:29How are you doing?
52:30We quit?
52:33Yes.
52:37Okay.
52:38How are you doing?
52:46What is this, Zane?
52:50What's this, Zane?
52:52This is a joke, sir.
52:54A joke?
52:56Yes, sir.
52:58Don't you give me my food?
53:02Stop it!
53:04Yes, I give you my food, sir.
53:08This is enough about this, Zane.
53:14Please so don't say anything.
53:16We will do, sir.
53:18Don't you facelish it, Zane.
53:20You should not go to the dead.
53:22Re-repeation of the quarters.
53:26Re-repeation of the quarters.
53:28Re-repeation of the quarters.
53:30Re-repeation of the quarters.
53:32Re-repeation of the quarters!
53:34Yes. Yes.
53:36Yes, they did it! The Spy Sensor is history!
53:40Oh, Spy Sensor is history!
53:42It looks like they found us!
53:45It's some kind of high voltage chain reaction.
53:48I hope they're heading home.
53:52Nope, they die.
53:54No!
53:56There's no one in Sonic dies.
53:58I don't think.
54:00Not in this one.
54:02Uh oh.
54:06You did that to yourself, dog.
54:10You scared yourself.
54:12I don't know.
54:14Pretty cool.
54:20Yeah, we're stealing it.
54:22Even Sonic buckled up.
54:24You see that?
54:26I don't know.
54:40Hm.
54:42This is a lot longer of a game than I expected.
54:44Like, they did pretty good with that.
54:46...
54:52...
54:54...
54:56...
54:58Okay, here we go!
55:00Bees of cake!
55:02Okay, here we go!
55:28Oh!
55:29Oh, that was it.
55:30Oh.
55:31Wow.
55:32Oh, God.
55:33I wasn't quite ready.
55:35It was actually pretty good.
55:38And I wasn't really into that show.
55:42You weren't?
55:43I was.
55:44Oh.
55:44I was really into the show.
55:46Oh, look, I only beat you by a little bit.
55:48Wow.
55:49So, good job.