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00:30Hey honey, check it out. I got this bag of rocks, and when that jerk Lewis from next door comes walking by on his way home from work, I'm gonna peg the crap out of him.
00:37Well, all right, dear. Whatever you think is best.
00:47Ah! What the hell?
00:48Haha, yeah!
00:49What the? Martin, what the hell is wrong with you? Why'd you do that?
00:53That's for letting your dog take a dump on my lawn last week, douchebag.
00:56Ah! Ah! Jesus! You know, Martin, he who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones.
01:01Oh, yeah?
01:02Yeah!
01:03Oh, well, uh, how about he who lives in a glass house with a machine gun turret on the roof?
01:07That's right, man. He who lives in a glass house with a freaking machine gun turret on the roof can pretty much throw all the goddamn stones he wants.
01:14When the... when the hell did you install that?
01:17I got a cousin who just got back from Iraq. He put this up for me.
01:19Oh, my God!
01:21Hey, let me ask you something. Why shouldn't he who lives in a glass house throw stones?
01:24Well, because people can throw stones back at him and then destroy his house.
01:28Oh. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. I can see why he who lives in a glass house should be cautious.
01:33You know, except if he who lives in a glass house has a freaking machine gun turret on the roof!
01:37Well, yeah, I guess that would... that would be an exception.
01:40Yeah, you know it, butt munch.
01:42All right, now I think it's time for you to keep moving.
01:44Are the... is the city okay with you having...
01:46Yeah, that's right, man. All your glass house preconceptions went to hell because of the freaking machine gun turret.
01:54Next time you're gonna...
01:55Let's get a...