Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy. | dG1fcndKZGI3SkEtRzg
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00:00It's good to see y'all black people good to see y'all white people sitting in the back how's it
00:09feel I predominantly only date older women sometimes I got kids which means they got snacks
00:21I know I look like every fuck boy ever but I do identify as an ugly person so that's why I like
00:28the masks I could walk into any Starbucks with my mask on they would just think I'm any random
00:32lesbian I feel like I have to enter every situation like hey guys my name is Matt
00:37just want to introduce myself let you know I do identify as a straight white male and everybody's
00:42like boo you're like I know I know I'm trash I want you to rage into the night I want you to
00:51blaze into the light before your final flight white people are like PC gladiators just are
00:58you not outraged they're like oh why do you hang out with so many black people then huh
01:04what do you want to be black fucking a little bit a little bit