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00:00what's up wolf bag fam it's your boy get back at it again hope you're doing well to continue my
00:15journey alongside victor and margaret in one foot in the grave what adventures are going to be
00:19happening on this week's episode i gotta stay tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen sorry to
00:23be the bearer of bad news but snacks is not included damn it you gotta bring your own don't
00:27forget to like comment subscribe free to do helps out the channel tremendously and shout out to the
00:31patrons as well let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
00:35but i'm just too long in the tooth so i'm an oap and weak mean but i'm not yet quite going to see
00:47i may be over the hill now that i have retired
00:51fainting away but i've not yet expired clapped out run down two old to save one foot in the grave
01:01say what you will the countryside is still the only place where i could settle down
01:25troubles there is so much rarer spring starts to spring the cuckoo starts to sing a song to tell
01:40what y'all wankers
01:52oh god
02:02oh
02:04wow
02:14wow
02:18wow
02:22i needed a laugh man
02:50now if you take one step to your left yes you're standing in a huge pile of dogs mess
03:02out there the sun is a big yellow duster polishing the blue blue sky with white fluffy clouds in a cluster
03:16Hanging on the bridge
03:27Where's her newest gal
03:46Which 1960s album was banned in many shops because the cover depicted nude women?
03:55Electric Ladyland by Jimi Hendrix.
03:57Correct.
03:58Green, please.
03:59Which vegetable was the world's best-selling aphrodisiac?
04:03Asparagus.
04:04Correct.
04:05Three.
04:07Pink, please.
04:09What was the stage name of the singer Harold Lloyd Jenkins?
04:13Conway Twitty.
04:15Two.
04:17Two.
04:18Green.
04:19How many noses does an ant have?
04:21Nine.
04:26Orange.
04:29Which famous ant-
04:31Help! For God's sake, somebody help!
04:34We live nowhere where we can't move!
04:37If anyone can hear us for the love of God, help!
04:45Good.
04:50Athlete.
04:51Won the 1952 Olympic marathon.
04:53Emil Satterbeck.
04:54Correct.
04:55One.
04:56Green for a wedge, please.
04:59What does the excrement of a gazelle smell of?
05:01Bites.
05:02Goodness sake!
05:03How the bloody hell do you know all these?
05:04Sorry, Mr Meldrum.
05:05Excrement of a gazelle.
05:06What do you do, go about sniffing it?
05:07How many noses Conway Twitty's got?
05:08Forty minutes have been playing, and no one else has done a question yet!
05:10Anyway, I'm having enough of this stupid game.
05:11I don't know why you had to bring it.
05:12Let's all go for a nice day in the country,
05:13let's all go for a nice day in the country,
05:15how many noses Conway Twitty's got!
05:17Forty minutes have been playing, and no one else has done a question yet!
05:24Anyway, I'm having enough of this stupid game.
05:25I don't know why you had to bring it!
05:26Let's all go for a nice day in the country.
05:43Start off on the A143 and end up on the set of Apocalypse Now.
05:47Now as we've been marooned here.
05:50Yes, we got ourselves into a right pickle when the river split into three back there, didn't we, Mr Meldrew?
05:54Funny how things turn out.
05:56Funny, yes. It's a pity we didn't have a needle and thread. I could sew up my sides where they're split from laughing.
06:08Having yours left, it'll be a start.
06:10There was nothing wrong with that idea. That was a good idea to try and punt our way back.
06:14It's not my fault they get stuck in the mud and left behind.
06:18We don't even know which way the way back is now. We're completely and utterly lost.
06:23Help! For God's sake, somebody out there! Help!
06:29All tense again now.
06:43We're going to have to have another valium.
06:45Mind you don't take half a dozen at once and put us all out of our misery.
06:48You're good shouting. It only keeps making your nose bleed again.
06:59Bloody freezing now.
07:01And I'm dying to go to the toilet.
07:04Not like an ice bucket.
07:06Has anybody seen the lid to this?
07:10Because I think you'll find it's over there.
07:11Oh, my God!
07:26Please, we're only in two feet of water!
07:31I'm...
07:32Why the bloody hell did you tell us?
07:34For God's sake!
07:35Sorry, I thought we all wanted to stay here and play Trivial Pursuit.
07:44Hell, no!
07:46God only knows how we'll get back to that boot house from here and the Burma Railway at this rate.
07:54Mind your new dress in these thorns, Mrs. Walvois. They're very sharp.
08:00Mind her new dress?
08:02What about my new dress? Thank you very much.
08:08No.
08:10Is that you as well?
08:12He said.
08:15She gonna kill him.
08:16I knew it was gonna be one of these days.
08:18If I put a bloody rabbit costume on, she'd have turned up wearing one.
08:24Ow!
08:24Ow!
08:25Ow!
08:25Ow!
08:32Great!
08:35That's all we needed!
08:43Mr. Meldrew, up here!
08:46Come and see!
08:48Oh, goody.
08:50What's he found this time, some fresh stoopedong?
08:53It's the beard off the road or something and then couldn't get it going again now
09:01He's locked the front door, but the back is still open at least we can take cover until the rain eases off
09:09What do you think?
09:23It's quite nice out here now
09:53I've just been watching you two frogs having sex.
09:58Let's get to the movie.
10:00We'll be lucky enough to see a co-getting a tagpole into trouble.
10:04I've got crampers driving me bananas.
10:07Mine seems to have gone to sleep as well.
10:10I can hardly feel it.
10:11You go first, and I'll...
10:13Oh, my God.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:20Oh, my God.
10:21Oh, my God.
10:23Oh, my God.
10:25What does it look like?
10:28It's a matter of fact, there were those bloody feet inside.
10:33Oh, my God.
10:36How do these things happen?
10:38Look, it's all right.
10:39Don't panic.
10:40It's only a small bag of mortar.
10:42We'll soon get that off.
10:44Don't pull it off.
10:47Oh, no.
10:51Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
11:21This is a lie, isn't it?
11:25I always think you've never lived it.
11:28And you've been forced to transfer three miles up a dirt rag with a sack of concrete.
11:34All of that stuff says.
11:36I felt for sure that tile evil would have managed to crack it open.
11:39Yes, but on the other hand, it was stunningly effective in breaking three of my toes.
11:43But, by a lucky coincidence, they're already on in plaster.
11:47So, couldn't have worked like that.
11:51Let's go.
12:04Right. That's it.
12:06I've put it off for as long as it's humanly possible.
12:08This is where it goes.
12:11I can't last. I can't last second.
12:16I'm so frustrated.
12:19Please.
12:20Peter!
12:20Peter! Can't you bottle it up?
12:22If I had a bottle, yes.
12:24For killing that, I'll just have to use this tree.
12:28Sorry, Mrs. Watt, boys.
12:31You just have to flip the other way and put your fingers in it, yes.
12:39Why do men always have to do it up against something?
12:45I've never been able to faddle it out.
12:47Nature, baby.
12:49Nature, baby.
12:49Nature, baby.
12:49Nature, baby.
12:49Nature, baby.
12:49Nature, baby.
12:49Nature, baby.
12:50Nature, baby.
12:50Nature, baby.
12:51Nature, baby.
12:51Nature, baby.
12:52Nature, baby.
12:53Nature, baby.
12:54Nature, baby.
12:55Nature, baby.
12:56Nature, baby.
12:57Nature, baby.
12:58Nature, baby.
12:59Nature, baby.
13:00Oh, God!
13:20How much further, Mr. Nell, do!
13:24We've been walking for two hours now.
13:28We must be close to some form of civilisation by now.
13:45Let's see what's around this corner.
13:47Perhaps the car price or something.
13:55Oh, my God!
13:58I don't...
14:02This isn't happening.
14:07Two hours of walking round in a bloody circle.
14:15I...
14:16Just...
14:18Look, it's a car!
14:23Thank God!
14:24Oh, no, no, no!
14:29Oh, no, no, no!
14:31Oh!
14:32Oh!
14:34Oh, shit!
14:48Can you get up?
14:50Oh, my God!
14:52I'm a joyriding louse!
14:53Oh!
14:54Thank God for that!
14:56I hope I'll never see it again!
14:59No bones broken or anything?
15:02Oh, careful now!
15:03Mr. Melvin, let's do the lie!
15:04Oh, boy, boys, be careful!
15:07Come on!
15:10It's getting dark by the second.
15:13We can't make Jean walk any further.
15:16Somebody is going to have to go and get help,
15:18and the rest of us will wait in the van.
15:20Well, do you want to...
15:21I'll go.
15:22It's the only sensible thing.
15:24I'll go myself.
15:26I'll be back as soon as I can.
15:27Oh, for goodness sake!
15:29Be careful, Mr. Meldrew!
15:30You never know what's out there!
15:32I'll be back as soon as I can.
16:02I'll be back as soon as I can.
16:32I'll be back as soon as I can.
17:02I'll be back as soon as I can.
17:32I'll be back as soon as I can.
17:34Good evening.
17:47I'm terribly sorry to disturb you at this hour,
17:52but I'll bring my wife and some friends and I,
17:54but why have you lost?
17:55far from here.
18:00I wondered if I could use your phone to call the police or somebody.
18:02You're all muddy and wet.
18:09I'll be back as soon as I could use your phone to call the police, but I'll be back as soon as I can.
18:18I'll be back as soon as I can.
18:19I'll be back as soon as I can.
18:20I'll be back as soon as I can.
18:23I'll be back as soon as I can.
18:24I'll be back as soon as I can.
18:25I'll be back as soon as I can.
18:30I'll be back as soon as I can.
18:31I'll be back as soon as I can.
18:32I'll be back as soon as I can.
18:36I'll be back as soon as I can.
18:45I'll be back as soon as I can.
18:48I'll be back as soon as I can.
18:55Mr. Gorshin, what are you doing out of bed at this time of night?
18:59What are you doing out of bed at this time of night?
19:29Oh shit, please.
19:59Oh shit, please.
20:29Oh shit.
20:39Oh shit.
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21:29Oh shit.
21:31Oh shit.
21:33oh
21:54Get up you stupid old fool get up off the floor. Did you hear
22:03Oh, oh, oh, oh.
22:33I don't think we'll have too much trouble from there tonight.
22:54We'll see if he'll cool down a bit by tomorrow morning.
22:59Bastards.
23:03Hey, how dare you!
23:28What?
23:30What?
23:32What?
23:34What?
23:35Oh, my God.
24:05Oh, my God.
24:35Oh, my God.
25:05Oh, my God.
25:15I'm afraid I left my watch in your bathroom.
25:18Oh, right.
25:19Oh, my God.
25:49I have to look after the welfare of all my residents, not just one or two.
25:57You haven't the first understanding of the way their minds work or the destructive behavior they're capable of.
26:03I'm sorry, what language are you talking in now?
26:06It appears to be bollocks.
26:08I think you'll find they've all gone sleepy-wise now, actually.
26:18Half a dozen value of each.
26:20Yes, in fact, I should think you're ready for a bit of shuffling yourself now, aren't you?
26:25I want you out of this running.
26:28And if anyone calls the authorities, it'll be me ringing the police to report an aged pervert who broke into my bathroom tonight and exposed himself.
26:36And last time, are you go...
26:39Night-night, bitch.
26:53I don't think you're very bored home tonight, but keep the door locked, but make sure that someone runs first thing.
27:15Mr. Meldrick?
27:31Ah!
27:32Jeez!
27:32Where did you come from?
27:35Well, I managed to get the van started in the end, bypass the ignition.
27:38I just dropped the ladies off at the car, then I came back to look for you.
27:42What's been going on?
27:44I'll tell you in a minute.
27:45Do we have four more bags of cement in there, very chance?
27:48Yeah!
27:54Well, there's certainly evidence of some shocking mistreatment.
27:57No question about that.
27:59Biggest question of all is, what happened to the staff?
28:01Well, where did they all vanish to, suddenly?
28:04Can't get any sense out of the residence for some story about a mystery man who appeared from nowhere in the middle of the night, like the Lone Ranger.
28:13I expect we all got the wind up.
28:15We tried to make a run for it before we got here.
28:17I suppose that's it, yes.
28:19OK, Sergeant, all yours for statements.
28:31Now, that's scary.
28:40What's up, Doc?
28:55I might as well face the truth.
28:58But I am just too long in the tooth.
29:00Fantastic.
29:01I started to deteriorate.
29:05And now I've passed my own sell-by date.
29:08Oh, I am no spring chicken.
29:10It's true.
29:11Ladies and gentlemen, I really needed a good laugh today.
29:15You know, it's morning as I record this right now.
29:18But, man, this just jump-started my day.
29:21Victor, the MVP.
29:22We're going to talk about it.
29:23But quite the adventure.
29:26I loved every single second of it.
29:28Hold on a second.
29:29Thank you so much for hanging out.
29:30Have a great weekend as well.
29:31Uh, what language are you talking in right now?
29:35Uh, it appears to be bollocks.
29:39I gotta say, man, these shows that we watch on the channel probably do so much, um, good
29:48for my mental, uh, you know, uh, sanity, I guess you can say.
29:52Like, they really bring me a lot of joy, ladies and gentlemen.
29:55Uh, not just this show, but, you know, a lot of the shows that we watch on the channel.
29:58But, and particularly, I was, I was feeling just okay today.
30:02Uh, you know, sometimes you wake up, you don't always feel a hundred percent.
30:06But one thing for certain, I was looking forward to watch another episode.
30:10And I feel like this didn't disappoint.
30:13This easily, easily, I can't even speak.
30:15That's how excited I got is a top type 10 episode, like a top 10 episode, because this
30:20was such a banger.
30:21Like from start to finish, I think there is something, uh, remarkably awesome about having
30:28essentially, you know, a hangout, a road trip, you know, uh, with the ladies, Mr. Sweeney,
30:35Victor, and we're going to call them twins on this episode, ladies and gentlemen.
30:40It was funny to see them in the same outfit.
30:42It don't matter what she wears.
30:44Uh, she's going to be dressing up as the Easter Bunny and freaking Mrs. War Boys is going
30:47to find a way to be the same and shit.
30:50So you could call them twins.
30:52They're like sisters.
30:52They got maybe great minds think alike, but man, this was an absolute adventure, ladies
30:59and gentlemen, man.
31:00What a freaking scene of events here.
31:03And I really liked, uh, Mr. Sweeney, you know, hanging out with these guys.
31:06He really does gel well with them.
31:08And I'd like to say that at least we may have mentioned this type, uh, before, but you know
31:13how he has pretty much beef with the other, uh, people.
31:16It's nice to see that not everybody hates my boy, uh, Victor.
31:20We all love him.
31:21I don't know.
31:22I haven't read any comments in the, in the channel as of yet that somebody hates, uh,
31:27Victor.
31:28Um, I've seen high praise from Victor.
31:30Uh, you know, I think someone said he's the spirit animal, kind of like how someone, uh,
31:35back in the day was like Patsy's her spirit animal.
31:38So I think it's beautiful to see.
31:40And I think there is, um, something about, you know, the older folks, the elder, uh, this
31:46one, I think for me personally, besides all the humor, this one, I think hit the
31:50home for me a little bit.
31:52Uh, and I'll, and I'll, and I'll chime in with the home care a bit and, um, not the
31:57home, you know, like the home aids and the, uh, you know, these nursing type homes and
32:01shit like that.
32:02We always, we have always heard horror stories and, you know, I've had some other family
32:07members that they were had to be placed in these things and it just, just never ended.
32:13Well, um, the, the amount of injuries, uh, scene, like I'm like, they constantly fall
32:19in and shit.
32:20So this one as crazy, as funny as this episode, this is going to be an episode.
32:23I remember it hits a little home and I don't know if you guys can maybe relate or you have
32:27heard some kind of horror stories about the thing.
32:29And obviously that music set in that tone there, boy, man, did it create that horror
32:34atmosphere here.
32:35So now with them essentially being, it's almost like crucified as a scarecrow and cemented
32:44there, they're going to die.
32:46They're going to die because the police is gone and shit.
32:48So that's some crazy ass shit right there.
32:51I, I, ideally they're going to be dying there and stuff.
32:53They're going to be food for the crows, but the crows ain't going to get scared.
32:57This is, so it's a crazy kind of ending there, but man, this was such a great, uh, journey
33:03here.
33:03The car ride, you know, they're dry, you know, Victor's drive in and you got, you know,
33:10the small road, the one lane kind of road, and you got essentially a group of dudes, you
33:15know, hanging out, uh, you know, four lads hanging out in a car, they chilling out and
33:20Victor's, you know, doing Victor things, which was brilliant to see.
33:24But because of that, he got his ass whooped.
33:29So in that moment, funny as hell, but I did, I slightly felt a little bad for my boy.
33:33Cause he got his ass kicked out once, but twice on this episode, man.
33:37But Victor gets himself, uh, into these sticky situations with his foul mouth, essentially.
33:44Uh, you know, when he, he basically says everything that comes to mind with why I love him, man.
33:50He don't hold back.
33:51And I love that he called that lady a bastard as well.
33:54Uh, you know, when he came back after getting the watch and shit, because man, oh man, it
34:00really, that shit really, uh, was ticking me off with the, the, the home care, you know,
34:06the care shit there, man.
34:07And when you're starting to piece together, cause you seen a guy coming in there, uh,
34:11you know, you're, you're slowly piecing together with the nurses and shit like that.
34:15But man, this was such a good episode.
34:17The boat, uh, the boat scene and shit, these guys playing trivial pursuit.
34:22You got war boys not letting nobody answer nothing.
34:25She's just winning, uh, that stuff, pissing the hell off at Victor.
34:29And eventually, what's the, what's the cover for this thing?
34:34Oh, I think it's over there essentially.
34:36And, you know, my man's, you know, uh, you know, Mrs. Wayne, he jumps into the two feet
34:42of water.
34:42She's like, what the hell we've been standing in this shit.
34:45We've been chilling out here.
34:47I've been screaming.
34:48You know, he's been screaming his lungs out for what?
34:52Oh, I think we guys wanted to play the board game and shit.
34:55Not me, brother, man.
34:56I want to get the hell out of here, man.
34:58So I'm with Victor on this one, man.
35:00He is such an incredible, um, character.
35:04Really, he's an incredible actor, man.
35:07Uh, and, uh, but, you know, character as well.
35:10So, you know, I just gravitate to these type of characters, uh, you know, who may get sort
35:16of bad raps, you know what I mean?
35:17Uh, it's weird that sometimes when I watch, um, some movies or, or like, I don't know,
35:24like Marvel shit, I always gravitate to the villains.
35:26They're more interesting than always the good guy kind of characters to me.
35:31So I was like the bad guys, man.
35:33Uh, you know, the Scarface type characters.
35:35So I really do enjoy, and I'm not saying Victor's a bad guy because he's a great guy.
35:41Um, you know, but again, he, he just, he has a lot of flavor, uh, to him.
35:45You know, uh, it's like, uh, if you're getting some chicken, you got mild and spicy.
35:51So he adds the spice, which I love.
35:53I love, uh, so I can relate to that.
35:55I definitely have a lot of spice when needed, man.
35:59Just like that.
36:00Snap of a finger is a quick change, man.
36:02But bang, I'm just in all the show, man.
36:05There's too many good parts on this show.
36:07But when you, what do you guys think about in that moment?
36:09So when the guy was getting smacked up, um, you know, getting kicked up and all that stuff,
36:14that shit was crazy.
36:15The bathroom scene, when he's getting the shower and the guy was like, you know,
36:19there's all the bathrooms upstairs and all that.
36:22But he, you know, he was like, this is good.
36:23You know, essentially, this is great, man.
36:25He's going to take a bath, you know, take a shower.
36:27Uh, and you see that lady getting the towels and shit.
36:31You just, you know, you, you, you can obviously piece these things together.
36:34Uh, you know, no rocket scientists, you know, gotta be a rocket scientist to figure out,
36:39you know, he's, she's about to walk on into that stuff, man.
36:42He's got his cheeks out.
36:43He's bending over the mirror there.
36:46Oh my God.
36:47That shit was great.
36:48I think one of the great scenes too is when things are going so bad, you know, the water,
36:55they finally walk in, they're walking a lot.
36:57It's a lot.
36:58It's a lot for the ladies too.
36:59You know what I mean?
37:00Uh, uh, Victor eventually sees, oh shit, this is new and shit, but they walk, it starts
37:07raining and my God, it just can't get worse.
37:10You know what I'm saying?
37:11All right, let's go chill in the car.
37:13Cause Mr. Swayne, the little hole in the car with the raindrops is, you know, it's leading
37:20to something and it was so cool.
37:22It was nice.
37:23It was a sweet moment that these, you know, Mrs. Warboys is, is leaning on, um, Victor
37:29and shit, but all right, let's get out of the car.
37:32It's a nice day and shit.
37:33You know, my mans is out and they can't get out because they're on the freaking cement
37:38shit.
37:39And that shit was that shit crazy.
37:42Them walking around, you know, hoveling and shit.
37:45It almost felt like one of those, uh, races that happened, not like the potato sack, but
37:50when two people are tied together and they, they, they gotta, you know, try to win first
37:54place.
37:55It was feeling cool.
37:56They were pretty much in sync on this episode and I loved it because, you know, they go,
38:01um, go against each other.
38:03And I, at least, you know, Victor's sometimes yelling it, you know, enraging a lot at her.
38:08So it's, they, you put two of the people, you know, on opposite ends together, man, that's
38:14a recipe for success.
38:15So don't really enjoy this episode.
38:17I can keep yapping.
38:18I've been yapping for eight minutes here, but man, plenty of great moments, plenty of fun,
38:23funny moments, uh, great lines, uh, overall, just an absolute, uh, adventure.
38:29And this is something I'm glad that I'm watching on the channel, but I'm just glad to just be
38:33watching in general.
38:34It is such a great show.
38:36Thank you guys for suggesting it.
38:38Uh, you know, don't forget to like, comment, subscribe free to do helps out the channel
38:42tremendously.
38:42Shout out to the patches as well.
38:44As always, just thank you for your support.
38:45Thanks for kicking it.
38:47Uh, enjoy your weekend.
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38:49Thank you again to people who like and comment.
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