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00:00What's up, Wolfpack fam? It's your boy Kid Baccarat again. Hope you're doing well.
00:14Continuing our journey of men behaving badly with Gary Thornton and the rest of the crew
00:18with adventures lie on this week's episode. I gotta stay tuned to find out. Ladies and
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01:08Nice one.
01:37Plastic surgeons in Brazil are developing implants that allow breasts to be pumped up or deflated according to the mood of the Latino lady or her lucky lover.
01:57I'd say he couldn't go far wrong with hugely inflated.
02:08Thought he was gonna eat it.
02:19On Saturday morning, a woman lying in bed next to her boyfriend, Gary, suddenly broke off a piece of her bedside table and stabbed him with it over and over again.
02:27I said I was sorry.
02:29As she was led away, Dorothy explained, I don't fear prison. It'll be far more civilized than my current lifestyle.
02:37Shit.
02:39Why'd you have to do that in bed, Gary?
02:41It's what blokes do.
02:43Facts. Facts.
02:45Why do you think women don't do it?
02:47Lack of confidence.
02:49Facts.
02:53No, it's because it's not very nice for the other person.
02:56I think we're a little bit afraid of the human body there.
03:00Gary, I'm a nurse. I've seen and heard things emerge from the human body that would make you shudder with horror.
03:06Well, there you go, then.
03:08It's about respect.
03:10I respect you. Vaguely.
03:14How would you feel if I farted in bed all the time?
03:16I'd be absolutely delighted.
03:17No, you wouldn't.
03:19I'd be absolutely delighted.
03:21No, you wouldn't. You'd say I was being unfeminine.
03:24But would I, though, actually? Would I?
03:27It's not just the farting. Since I moved in, you've been completely outrageous.
03:31Thanks.
03:33No, it's a bad thing.
03:35Oh, a bad thing.
03:36At least you used to make a tiny effort. Now you're a 24-hour slob.
03:40No wonder Deborah gets depressed living above men like you and Tony.
03:44Men. It's always men, isn't it? Getting it in the neck. I'm a bloke. There's my neck. Get it in there.
03:49What is it that blokes do that's so bad? Tell me one thing.
03:53Well, you're always rummaging about in your underpants, adjusting yourselves.
03:58It's complicated down there. Things need freeing up.
04:02Facts.
04:04You're always staring at women's chests.
04:07You sit on the tube with your legs wide open,
04:10like you're exhibiting some new species of giant plum.
04:14We are.
04:18You think road rage is a brilliant idea.
04:21You go to football matches so you can shout out,
04:23you're a total wanker to that little umpire bloke.
04:28Whenever you clear your throats, you make that awful sort of scratchy sound.
04:32You think women are constantly fascinated by ironing.
04:36You're always going,
04:38wah-ha-hey.
04:42Despite you women, you think the most important thing in the universe is chocolate.
04:47You put on a skirt the size of four tea bags
04:49and then you complain because blokes look at you.
04:52You're always saying things like, oh, what lovely curtains.
04:55You think you're oh so damn sensual,
04:57but woe betide any bloke who wants to have sexual intercourse more than three times a week.
05:01Oh, no.
05:03You're always complaining that we can't find your clitorises,
05:06but you know about as much about our tackle as you do about how to wire a plug.
05:12Jack shit.
05:14You blame us when you have a period.
05:16You blame us when you don't.
05:24Fancy a bit of a...
05:27Gah!
05:29That's foreplay, guys.
05:32Oh!
05:34Is there an accident? No.
05:36Big tidal wave coming this way?
05:38Pub.
05:39The crown? What's happened?
05:41Shall I slap you, Tony?
05:43No.
05:44They're redecorating the crown.
05:47Why?
05:50You're a freak.
05:55Excuse me.
05:56Where's Les?
05:57What's he look like?
05:58He's quite dribbly.
05:59He's usually got a couple of gherkins on the go.
06:01He looks a bit stained.
06:02No, he's the landlord.
06:04You want Ken.
06:06Ken!
06:07Ken?
06:11Oh!
06:12Oh!
06:15Holy shit!
06:17This is Ken.
06:18I'm gonna kill him.
06:19What's happening, Ken?
06:20Exciting new interior.
06:21What was wrong with the old one?
06:23Well, the brewery did some market research and classified it as a crap hole.
06:28Who are you?
06:29I'm Ken.
06:31I'm, um...
06:33Landlord?
06:34Landlord.
06:35Yeah.
06:36What's happened to Les?
06:37Brewery sacked him.
06:38Why?
06:39He was a brilliant landlord.
06:41He kept forgetting to open at lunch times.
06:43Yeah, he did like his sleep.
06:46Yeah, well, look, we're not happy.
06:48We love Les.
06:49No, we don't.
06:50No, we don't.
06:51We feel sorry for him.
06:52Yeah, and I'll tell you something else, mate.
06:54We're not setting one foot inside your place until he's fully reinstated.
06:57Absolutely.
07:00First, the brewery wanted to rename the pub Mobiles
07:02for people who like to use their mobile phones in public.
07:05Then they were gonna turn it into a shawoddy-woddy-themed pub
07:07called, uh, Shawoddy Woddies.
07:11Then they thought about a darts-themed pub called, uh, Tossers.
07:16Yeah, could go with any of them.
07:18Then the brewery decided to recreate the Crown exactly as it was,
07:21so I found an old black-and-white photograph of the pub before the war.
07:25What was it like?
07:26It was terrible, apparently.
07:28Lots of people got killed.
07:30What?
07:31Scary.
07:32What was the pub like?
07:34Oh, it had that authentic pub atmosphere that everyone now is looking for
07:37as we approach the end of a millennium and the beginning of a new millennium.
07:43It'll have horsebrasses to maintain that authentic pub atmosphere.
07:47Pink ones.
07:51Right, well, thank you very much.
07:53Obviously, we'll have to consider other premises in the area
07:55and check out the facilities that they have to offer,
07:57but we'll get back to you.
07:59Come on, Tony.
08:01Oh, it's like the end of an era, isn't it?
08:03Yeah.
08:04Oh, Gary, look.
08:06Towel from the Germans.
08:08Oh.
08:09Could I have this?
08:15Hi, Debs.
08:16Hello, Tony.
08:17Bought you a present, as you've been so depressed.
08:20I feel a lot better now, thank you.
08:22Oh.
08:23Well, I'll keep it, then.
08:26I suppose it was a nice present.
08:28They're all nice, my presents to you.
08:32Well, to be honest, I wasn't that thrilled with the chocolate knickers.
08:36Why?
08:37Or the carrot you found in the shape of a penguin.
08:39Or the piece of wet bark.
08:41I love this.
08:43Here, go on.
08:45That's nice of Tony.
08:47You see? It's a condom machine.
08:51I rescued it from the Crown.
08:53That's a good gift.
08:54Have you got one already?
08:56I haven't, actually.
08:58I just thought it was something we could enjoy together, you know.
09:01No, Tony.
09:03You don't have to use it for Johnny's.
09:05Me and Gary have been putting bits of cheese in it.
09:07You know, throw a couple of pounds in the slot,
09:09twist the handle and, hey presto, bit of cheese.
09:12You get your money back.
09:14I know, Tony.
09:16Or you can use it for bite-sized mini-wheats.
09:18Do you mind if I don't?
09:20OK.
09:22Oh, sorry.
09:26So, what's been happening?
09:28I've been getting into astrology, actually.
09:30Oh, the moon's in your anus sort of thing, eh?
09:35Don't go shopping on the 16th of the month
09:37or you might get sucked to death by guinea pigs.
09:39Real astrology is a strong basis in scientific fact, actually.
09:43Mm-hm.
09:45What's your sun sign?
09:46I'm a solero.
09:48That's an ice cream, Tony.
09:50That's good.
09:51OK, I'm a Leo.
09:53I thought so.
09:54Because your sign exactly fits your personality.
09:58Actually, I'm a Capricorn.
10:00Why did you just say you were a Leo?
10:02Oh, which one would you rather be?
10:04Roaring great lion with a golden mane
10:07or a scabby little goat?
10:09Anyway, guys don't believe in all that bollocks, do they?
10:12Not unless they're trying to get off with a girl who really thinks...
10:16Real astrology, though.
10:18Now, that I do believe in.
10:20Yeah? Astrology, tarot cards, palm reading, you name it, I believe in it.
10:24You were just saying that.
10:26Get out of here!
10:27I've always got my head stuck in a book of astronomy.
10:29Astrology. Astrology.
10:32Gary's always having a go at me, you know?
10:34Always saying, come on, let's go bowling, let's go here, let's go there.
10:37And I have to say, no way, mate, no.
10:39I'm going to stay in and check if my ascendance is in Pluto or not.
10:43Have you done your full natal chart, then?
10:45Yeah, yeah.
10:46It's fascinating, isn't it?
10:48You must show me yours.
10:49You show me yours, I'll show you mine.
10:51Yeah.
10:52All right?
11:01Right.
11:02Brewery.
11:03Acceptable.
11:04Mm-hm.
11:05Access?
11:06Small step could prove tricky on departure.
11:08Proximity of takeaway facilities.
11:12Cool.
11:13Beverage?
11:14Beverage.
11:16Two pints, correct?
11:17There you go.
11:29Come on!
11:30Come on!
11:32Hurry up, Harry!
11:35Come on!
11:36Come on!
11:38Hurry up, Harry!
11:41No!
11:44No!
11:49Help him!
12:02Rock on.
12:11Hey, you.
12:12Lots of souvenirs.
12:14That's disgusting.
12:16You don't think it makes the room look too...
12:18toilety?
12:22No.
12:23No.
12:24Oh, happy days, eh?
12:26Stood up that urinal.
12:27Happy days.
12:30I wonder how long we spent standing in front of them, eh?
12:32In the crown.
12:3398 hours.
12:34I got Anthea to work it out at the office.
12:36Oh, Jesus.
12:37Busy day, then.
12:38Was for Anthea.
12:42Hey, I'll tell you a funny word.
12:44Spankathon.
12:47That's good, yeah, I know.
12:48Carsie.
12:49Oh, yeah, yeah.
12:50Carsie.
12:51What did you used to call a toilet in your house?
12:53Trevor.
12:54Trevor?
12:55Eh?
12:56We had this family thing, you know.
12:58We're going to go and see Trevor.
12:59Where's our Tony?
13:00He's gone to see Trevor.
13:01Have you seen our dad?
13:02Yeah, he's with Trev.
13:06I mean, did you call it a toilet or a lavatory or what?
13:11Trevor.
13:13I'll tell you what.
13:14And we called our shed Nicky and our garage Steve.
13:20That's nice.
13:22I'll tell you a word I hate.
13:24Er, dangly.
13:26Discharge.
13:28No, loo.
13:29Loo.
13:31It's one of those horrible girly words, isn't it?
13:33Like, doobrie.
13:35Yeah.
13:38Oops.
13:39Yeah.
13:40Potty.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Flip-flop.
13:43Oh, girly.
13:45Frighteningly girly.
13:46And you've got your guys' words, of course, haven't you?
13:48Like carburettor.
13:49Yeah, and penalty shootout.
13:51Yeah.
13:52Thanks, Baz.
13:55So, how do you rate the snacking amenities in The Green Man?
13:58Well, I tried to order a bag of dry roasted peanuts,
14:01but I must have been pretty out of it
14:02because the barman came back with some matches
14:04and a small bar of soap.
14:06It's not the same, is it?
14:07Yeah.
14:08Happened anyway, though.
14:09Yeah, you did, didn't you?
14:11Hello.
14:12Hello.
14:14Oh, no, you're not still doing that chart.
14:17It's only a pub.
14:19Anyone would think you were choosing the venue for the next Olympic Games.
14:23Let me tell you about pubs, Dorothy.
14:26Oh, God.
14:28The local pub is like a cathedral.
14:31It's where blokes go to be with other blokes
14:34and chat about the world as they see it over a pint.
14:37So it's not really like a cathedral, then, is it?
14:40All right, no.
14:41The local pub is like a library.
14:43Now, you don't just settle on the first library you see, do you?
14:46No, you examine it coolly, you see what booze it does,
14:50you check that it smells right,
14:52you get a feel for the bar snacks,
14:55and then, and only then, do you emotionally commit to it.
15:02So it's not really like a library, then, either, is it?
15:04Goddamn it.
15:05No, all right.
15:06Pass the purple, Tony.
15:09What's purple?
15:10Purple is how long it took the bar staff to bring us two lagers,
15:14a tequila and blackcurrant and a slim panatella.
15:18Do us the quickest. Let's pretend I care.
15:20The Duchess of Kent, but they incurred a ten-second penalty clause
15:24for calling Tony, what was it?
15:26Um, completely not a drunken bastard.
15:30I don't suppose you'd ever think of judging a pub on what really matters?
15:33How comfortable the chairs are, how expensive the drinks are,
15:36how clean the toilets are?
15:41No.
15:42What do you judge it on, then?
15:44Whether the barmaid will let you bury your head in her breasts
15:46at the end of the evening?
15:51New category.
15:55Let's go.
15:57Sniff, sniff.
16:02Her favourite.
16:09The symphony.
16:16A little squeaker there, mate.
16:18It's a squeaker.
16:27LAUGHTER
16:30This is crazy.
16:38Hey, look at the top bollocks on that.
16:41You don't get many of them in a suitcase, do you?
16:44For God's sake, it's a cartoon.
16:47Look at that still.
16:49Are you doing this deliberately?
16:50What?
16:51Acting boorishly so I have to react and then I say something
16:54and then you tell me I'm a nagging witch?
16:56That's too complicated for me, love.
16:59Way too much.
17:00It's not just that, I have to do all the work round the flat.
17:12I'm sorry, love, it's just that...
17:15Well, you're better at it than we are.
17:18You're just too damn good at it.
17:20Do-ga-do-ga-do-ga-do.
17:22LAUGHTER
17:24Do-ga-do-ga-do-ga-do.
17:25Oh, my God!
17:27We're living together now, Gary.
17:29I don't want you to treat me like your personal slave.
17:32OK.
17:37I want us to be like a proper couple.
17:40All right.
17:42I'm going down the pub.
17:46See you, babe.
17:47Oh, shit.
17:54I, um...
17:56I hesitate to ask, Tony, but, er, what's this one?
18:00Athlete's foot lotion.
18:02Ooh!
18:03Lovely.
18:05Get athlete's foot quite a lot.
18:07Oh, nice.
18:09Nasty little fungus.
18:10Yes.
18:11Yes, it is, isn't it?
18:13I quite like getting athlete's foot, though.
18:16Why, Tony?
18:18Er...
18:19It makes me feel wanted, you know?
18:23This little fungus has chosen me,
18:26Tony,
18:27to live on.
18:30It's the chosen one.
18:31Yes.
18:33Yes, that's nice.
18:34I can see that now.
18:37You've got quite low self-esteem, haven't you, Tony?
18:41Oh.
18:42What's this?
18:43Oh, it's a...
18:45It's a...
18:47Oh.
18:48What's this?
18:49It's my birth chart.
18:50Oh, must have taken you ages.
18:52Mm.
18:53Don't you have to calculate the exact position of the stars?
18:56You can do it that way, yeah.
18:59Or you can...
19:00Make it up.
19:01Yeah.
19:02You see, Debs has got into astrology, so I thought I'd, you know,
19:05exploit her.
19:08A little bit cynical, maybe?
19:09Wow.
19:10What do you mean?
19:11Well, Debs is going through a career crisis,
19:13so she's feeling a bit worthless.
19:15She's a little bit vulnerable.
19:17That's great, isn't it?
19:21Wowee.
19:22Tony, don't you think you should be helping Debra to feel more positive,
19:25so that she realises she's a worthwhile person,
19:28that she doesn't have to rely on astrological mumbo-jumbo?
19:33It's just a crutch.
19:35Yes.
19:37But it's a very nice crutch.
19:41Anyway, I don't just think of Debs like that.
19:43Astrology is a crutch.
19:45Astrology, yeah.
19:47Wow.
19:48It's taken me ages.
19:49Look, I've coloured it in and everything.
19:51Well, I'll leave it to your conscience.
19:54All right, see you later.
19:57Let's go.
20:00That'll be 96 of your earth pens, please.
20:06A pint, please.
20:07Oh, all the way at the top.
20:08All right.
20:09Yeah.
20:11Oh, fuck.
20:12Tell me, Ken, you did this place up all from an old black-and-white photo, did you?
20:16Yeah, down to the last detail.
20:18Can I have a look at it?
20:23Check out the bloke at the back with the weird hat.
20:27You mean Tony balancing a plate of scotch eggs on his head?
20:31He was a less self-conscious age.
20:33The tram was king.
20:35People thought of nothing.
20:37And that's me next to him.
20:39My dad took that at his free Nelson Mandela evening last summer,
20:43before we told him he'd already been free for five years.
20:49It's vintage.
20:51Bar still.
20:55All right, well, that's enough chit-chat, Ken.
20:57Just one or two questions.
21:00Coffee?
21:01Oh, no, thanks, no, I brought some lagers.
21:03It's all right, though, I checked, and according to the coordinates,
21:06Saturn's in conjunction with Pisces,
21:09there we are, there we go.
21:11Right, now...
21:14What star sign are you?
21:16No, no, no, don't tell me, let me think.
21:19I'm getting it, I'm getting it.
21:22You're a fire sign, aren't you?
21:26Let me look at you.
21:33You're a Sagittarius, aren't you?
21:35Yes.
21:36Yes! Yes, yes, yes, I knew it!
21:39I knew it!
21:40You've sent me a birthday card for the last three years.
21:43Thanks.
21:46Busted!
22:07At least the fridges changed.
22:09The lettuce, I don't see.
22:22Right.
22:24Uh-oh.
22:25So, Ken, should we decide to become regular patrons,
22:28will you be offering flexible payment options?
22:30No.
22:32Bit of a disappointment, that, Ken.
22:34Will you be stocking dairy-based snacks along the line of cheesy moments,
22:38or do you favour a fish-based product, such as the Scampi Fry?
22:42No.
22:43No?
22:44No.
22:45No?
22:46No.
22:47No?
22:48No?
22:49No?
22:50No?
22:51No?
22:52No?
22:53No?
22:54Scampi Fry?
22:55Don't know.
22:58Will you be doing lock-ins?
23:00Is that a fish-based product, or a dairy-based snack?
23:04Lock-ins, Ken. Afters.
23:06Afters?
23:07No, not doing any food.
23:13Have you ever worked in a pub before?
23:15Of course I have.
23:17No, no, no I haven't.
23:19My brother's sleeping with the personnel manager at the brewery, Mrs Swift.
23:24That pipe was off, Ken. I'll be needing another one on the house.
23:27Perfectly standard procedure. Is it? Oh, yes. Oh, all right, then.
23:30LAUGHTER
23:32I think this will make a very nice local.
23:35Hello. Oh, hi.
23:37Ogren tonic for the little lady.
23:39She likes it on the rocks, but that's enough of our sexual problems.
23:42LAUGHTER
23:44Dorothy, please fill this kettle with water when you have time.
23:49LAUGHTER
23:51Dorothy, before you sit down, please defrost the fridge.
23:56LAUGHTER
23:58Dorothy, please iron by Tuesday.
24:01LAUGHTER
24:02Do you want to make that Thursday?
24:05Do you have any idea what it's like living with you, Gary?
24:08Yeah, it's like whitewater rafting.
24:09It's a bit of a challenge, but ultimately satisfying.
24:13No. Shall I show you? OK.
24:15All right, mate.
24:17Look at the gristle on that.
24:19LAUGHTER
24:21Oh...
24:25LAUGHTER
24:31I don't know about you, but I wouldn't kick his arse out of bed.
24:35LAUGHTER
24:36I think we'd better leave. Shut it!
24:41HE BELCHES
24:43LAUGHTER
24:46Here.
24:48Line them up, mate.
24:50Another pint for the little gentleman.
24:52Of course, he won't be ready for it for another half an hour,
24:55but still, that's enough of our sexual problems, eh?
24:57LAUGHTER
24:59Ooh!
25:00Oh.
25:03Ooh!
25:07Right. Listen here, you.
25:09I'm the new, er... Landlord. Landlord, yes.
25:13And I must hereby issue you a verbal warning that...
25:17Nice todger!
25:19But you can't get many of those in a biscuit tin.
25:22Right. You're out, Lord.
25:24What? Both of you, you're out, Lord.
25:26You're, er... You're barred, sorry.
25:28Sorry. Get out! Get... Get out!
25:34Jupiter signifies my career, obviously.
25:37So, in opposition, that points to why I keep losing my job.
25:41On the other hand, Venus trying to Jupiter could indicate the opposite.
25:48What do you think, Tony? Shall I show you mine now?
25:51LAUGHTER
25:53Yes, OK. Right.
26:06Well done. Well, I was born under a wandering star.
26:10LAUGHTER
26:14With the sun basically shining in my face.
26:19Indications are that I am destined to have Congress
26:24with the Sagittarian Lady.
26:29If you look here, you can see...
26:31A rabbit. You've doodled a rabbit.
26:35No, no, that's a badger.
26:37OK, it's a badger. What has a badger got to do with astrology?
26:41Well, it's the sign of the badger.
26:44Symbol of...thing.
26:48Anyway, according to the planets,
26:51I must lie down here now...
26:57..and you must lie here in conjunction with me.
27:03Or perhaps you should just leave.
27:05Leave. That's probably the best plan.
27:07I dare it.
27:11I'm much better at palm reading, you know. No.
27:15I'm Chinese Year of the Hedgehog. What are you?
27:18Get out!
27:22Can't win.
27:24I mean, I suppose there might be something in it.
27:26We shouldn't just slag it off.
27:30Nobody really knows, though, do they?
27:33If they're honest.
27:35Or people swear by it.
27:37They do, they do, they do.
27:42How did we get on to Marmite?
27:49I don't know.
27:52Shame about the old crown, eh?
27:54Oh, God, yeah, I don't know what came over Dorothy.
27:57I've never been barred from anywhere in my life.
28:02Except the swimming pool.
28:04True, yeah, the swimming pool.
28:06And the video shop. Yeah, and the video shop.
28:09Jesus! And the Piccadilly line.
28:14How did you get barred from the Piccadilly line?
28:18Shoelaces, a bucket of sand, it's a long story.
28:28If I had to predict the future, though, you know how I'd do it?
28:31No, mate.
28:33Phrenology. Phrenology?
28:35Phrenology. Phrenology?
28:37Phrenology. Phrenology?
28:39Phrenology.
28:41Feeling the bumps on a person's head to predict the future.
28:44Saw the programme on it once, fascinating.
28:46Does it work? Does it work?
28:48God, no, how could it?
28:50A load of rubbish, isn't it?
28:52Of course, what you've got to ask yourself is,
28:55do you want to predict the future,
28:57stretching on and on...
29:00Like the M6.
29:02Yeah.
29:04Or stopping suddenly,
29:06like that little road by the station in Yeovil.
29:18Ay-yi-yi.
29:26Ay-yi-yi.
29:28All right, ladies and gentlemen, we've got to talk about it.
29:30Don't go anywhere.
29:32Definitely a lot of changes on this episode.
29:34One second.
29:36Ladies and gentlemen, another crazy episode from the jump
29:39with Gary and our girl, you know, Dorothy, in the bedroom there.
29:45Definitely an intimate moment there between them.
29:49Listen, Gary's just doing very manly things, you know?
29:55You can't hold that shit in, man.
29:57Oh, my God.
29:59I've definitely gotten into it with a couple of ladies into the past,
30:02you know, in relationships about, you know,
30:05this kind of scenario and shit like that,
30:08especially, like, you hanging out.
30:10I remember one time,
30:12this probably won't make it sound great anyway,
30:14but I was in a park and shit, you know,
30:16when my lady is late at night,
30:18and, you know, 10, 11 o'clock, whatever,
30:20and we're chilling.
30:23I got a fart.
30:25You know, it's open space and stuff like that,
30:28and unfortunately, I thought it was going to be a silent one,
30:30but it did not end up being silent,
30:32and she got so upset at me.
30:35Oh, my God.
30:37I didn't hear the end of it.
30:39So, you know, Dorothy and my boy Gary's relationship is great.
30:44You know, listen, he's just doing manly things, man,
30:47and there's, you know, that's kind of like in our DNA, man.
30:51I mean, that's a hard thing to change.
30:53I don't know, fellas, let me know.
30:55Have you ever been in similar scenarios there?
30:58And definitely in the bedroom,
31:00there was a point my girl was like,
31:02can you go to the bathroom and shit?
31:04Like, I'm sleeping.
31:05Like, you know, you just got to improvise there,
31:08so I have to, you know, just got to do it.
31:11I'm sorry.
31:12I probably grossed out half the, you know,
31:14the ladies that are watching this out,
31:16but, hey, it is what it is.
31:18It is what it is.
31:19So that whole scene there in the beginning, you know,
31:23prior, you know, to Tony, you know,
31:25when Tony eventually came in and there's, you know,
31:28a look of concern, he couldn't really speak,
31:31and Dorothy's like, hey, you want me to smack you,
31:35essentially, you know, slap some sense in you?
31:39You see that?
31:40There's some changes with the freaking bar, man.
31:42That's crazy because Les, you know,
31:44was definitely an interesting bloke.
31:46Definitely it has been an establishment,
31:49and this is their go-to place.
31:52This is their best place to go, you know,
31:54go to what they perceive, you know,
31:56the chapel, you know, just their way of just, you know,
31:59letting loose, chill with some blokes,
32:01talk some shit, you know, curse out, you know,
32:04curse out the refs and stuff.
32:06Like, every dude does that when watching sports,
32:09especially in basketball, man.
32:10I'm always shitting on the refs.
32:12So, hey, it's a part of sports,
32:15and it's crazy, though.
32:18I consider, you know,
32:20the conversation that Dorothy and Gary had,
32:22it's like the pre-,
32:24it's almost like their foreplay before,
32:26hey, so you want to, you know,
32:29okay, all right, sex time.
32:31So, yeah, that was cool.
32:33But, yeah, going in, changes scenes,
32:35and you end up seeing, you know,
32:37construction work going on, and you're like,
32:40oh, boy, you know, what the hell is going on?
32:43And then we see that we got, essentially,
32:45this new landlord.
32:46I felt bad for Tony.
32:48He got hit with, essentially, what, the toilet?
32:50A piece of the toilet?
32:51That shit looked like that shit hurt.
32:53That'd take me out.
32:55I'd probably be on the floor.
32:56So, Tony, strong bloke, man.
32:58But, yeah, there's changes going on,
33:00and now my boys are not sure, you know,
33:04whether they want to be in this place and shit.
33:06So, it was funny, because Gary was like,
33:08eh, I am never gonna,
33:09until you get freaking Les back,
33:11I am not stepping one foot into this door.
33:14Two seconds later, these guys are in there.
33:16They're having a drink, man.
33:18They're chit-chatting and stuff like that.
33:20Yeah, that's the way they are.
33:22They talk so much shit.
33:24Like, I'm not gonna do this.
33:26Yeah, right.
33:27And then they end up doing it.
33:28So, that was cool.
33:29And then my boys are getting souvenirs.
33:33Can we have this?
33:34Can we have that?
33:35They got the toilet.
33:36They got a couple other things, you know,
33:39that you see props from the previous shit there.
33:41But how crazy.
33:43The dude, I don't know, that guy, Ken,
33:47when he was talking,
33:48there's some parts he's like losing,
33:50I don't know what the hell he's talking about
33:51and shit like that.
33:52But is it fair to say that Gary was like,
33:57yeah, you know, just do it.
33:59You know, to fart, essentially, you know,
34:01do those gross stuff.
34:02Yeah, just do it.
34:03But he probably just meant not to do it in the bar
34:05and shit like that.
34:08I can't believe she one-upped him.
34:10She, Dorothy, excuse me,
34:12played fantastic.
34:14Fantastic that she went in there
34:15and just pretty much was like one of the boys right there.
34:18And man, she got freaking barred, you know,
34:21fixing her chest, farting in and out,
34:24talking some shit with the customers,
34:26dissing his tager, you know, et cetera, et cetera.
34:30Dorothy, you know, I always liked her
34:32because she's slick with it.
34:34She's got a sharp tongue.
34:36And in many instances, she doesn't take,
34:39you know, she takes no shit at many times.
34:41Like she got fed up.
34:42Obviously, Gary, you know, and them are moving,
34:45you know, finally, she's officially, you know,
34:47have been moved in.
34:48But he's taking advantage.
34:50He's like, do this, do that, you know,
34:52and he's not pulling up, you know,
34:54the end of the bargain and shit, essentially.
34:56You know, he's got to kind of meet her
34:57a little bit halfway, I'd feel,
34:59because I feel like she's doing everything.
35:02I mean, he's not doing shit.
35:03At least that's what we can kind of make out
35:06from the show because she probably puts up
35:08with a lot of shit that she got so fed up
35:10that she stormed out of there to go to the bar.
35:13So I felt like that shit was building up for it.
35:17And, you know, Gary, again, he's not the,
35:21she puts up with a lot of shit, let's be honest.
35:23So because she puts up with a lot of shit,
35:26she got fed up, she went to the bar,
35:28she did all that great scene, which was great.
35:30I got to say, with Tony and Deborah's situation,
35:35again, I have been rooting for these guys
35:37to just, for her to wake up, realize,
35:40the guy's a good guy, man, this guy's doing
35:42everything in his damn power, even though,
35:45you know, he's pretending to be
35:47into this astrology shit.
35:49Ladies, didn't he put a lot of effort there?
35:52My man was coloring and markering
35:54and doing this whole shit.
35:56Ladies, would you have been impressed with that shit
35:58or you just would have been like, get the hell out?
36:00Like Deborah has, you know, see,
36:03she always got like some new shit going on.
36:05Things have not been going well job wise
36:07and all that shit.
36:08So she's still down in the ruts,
36:10even though she says that she's in a better mood now
36:12because of the astrology and shit.
36:14So I give my man's Tony credit.
36:16This guy goes to me, above and beyond,
36:20countless times to try to, you know, win Deborah.
36:24Although Dorothy didn't really like,
36:26can you, you know, that conversation that she had
36:28when Gary left to go to the pub
36:30before, you know, things took a fan,
36:34you know, things got worse and shit.
36:36She was trying to help out Tony,
36:38but he's like, nah, you know,
36:40no conscience on this shit.
36:42Yeah, I'm going to do it.
36:43I'm going to do it, man.
36:44He don't give a shit.
36:45He's just trying to essentially get with Deborah
36:47and, you know, get in her pants and stuff like that.
36:49But man, he is a funny guy.
36:51There are some times that he is so crazy
36:55with things he does or silly.
36:57You know, obviously there are times
37:01he's not the sharpest bloke,
37:02but man, he's such a great character,
37:04you know, goes above and beyond countless times,
37:07you know, him and Gary talking with astrology
37:09and shit, these guys color in and stuff.
37:11That was a great moment, great bonding moment.
37:13And them going to the bars,
37:15having their list of demands,
37:18essentially questioning a new kid,
37:22trying to see a new establishment,
37:24you know, shop around and stuff.
37:25That was their place.
37:26So, yeah, I mean, that was some great moments there.
37:30But ultimately, what's going to happen?
37:32I have to see what's going to happen now
37:34because they've been barred from it.
37:35So hopefully, you know, things will change
37:37and they can go back.
37:38Thanks to Dorothy screwing up the thing.
37:40That whole athlete's foot scenario with Tony
37:43about being wanted and shit just shows how,
37:45you know, I guess I like to look at it.
37:48Damn, he's so lonely and shit.
37:50You know, athlete's foot is now,
37:52I don't know how to describe it,
37:54but that's like a relationship.
37:55He is a weird guy at many times,
37:58but man, what a great guy.
38:00Yeah, another good episode.
38:02Crazy things going on in this show.
38:04You know, I live for Dorothy and Gary's relationship.
38:08It is a special relationship that we see.
38:11She is just amazing.
38:13You know, Gary's funny.
38:14You know, him farting all over the place.
38:16It's something silly that we do a lot.
38:19But if I see anybody farting on a show,
38:21I just lose my shit anyway.
38:23It's something simplistic, simple kind of thing.
38:26But yeah, for me, it's effective comedy
38:28and he did it plenty of times,
38:30scratching, you know, in places.
38:31I almost thought he was about to do the Al Bundy
38:33and shit, put his hand there.
38:35But yeah, he was getting some things out.
38:37So he has his gross moments.
38:38That leads to funny comedy.
38:41And ladies, fellas, let me know what you guys think
38:45about their relationship in the comments down below.
38:48I knew a lot of people that were really into the astrology,
38:52you know, reading their horoscope, you know, every day,
38:55really believing into all that stuff.
38:57And they'll knock on it and stuff like that.
38:59It's interesting, I guess.
39:01I don't really look into all that stuff.
39:04But yeah, give Tony some props.
39:06He knew she was a Sagittarius
39:07because of the birthday cards and stuff.
39:10And yeah, just enjoyable show.
39:12We can't wait to see the next episode,
39:14see what adventures they get into.
39:15Thanks guys for hanging out with me.
39:17Yeah, some changes on this episode.
39:20We'll see what happens with the bar
39:22because that is their safe haven place there.
39:25And now it's kind of been disrupted.
39:27So we'll see what happens.
39:29I got to stay tuned.
39:30Thank you guys.
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39:34We got dad's army tomorrow.
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