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Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00Our first time is to be a child in the year old, no?
00:03I'm 48 years old.
00:06But on TV, only six years old.
00:09I don't know what to do, but I'm still being angry.
00:14Our topic today, I'm sure I'm going to relate.
00:17I'm going to talk to a young man.
00:19You're a young man, right?
00:21Yes.
00:21I'm the young man in the day of Bacow.
00:25Bacow?
00:26I'm a young man.
00:30Nang isda!
00:31Anong pinaka-favorite nyo na childhood memory?
00:33Favorite namin na kapatid namin.
00:35Kapag may ba, lapas ka nila kami.
00:37Rico, ala!
00:38Sobrang kakulitan ng kapatid ko.
00:39Pag-angat nyo, may AAP talaga siya dito.
00:42Yuck! What kind of environment?
00:44Wow!
00:45Kaya minsan ang karapat ka din talagang maging bata, eh, no?
00:48Oo, walang kaproblema-problema.
00:49Nakakamiss!
00:52Hearing is now in session in 3, 2, 1!
01:00Hello po sa inyong lahat!
01:02Ito na naman po ang Your Honor!
01:05Hello!
01:06Hello!
01:07Ito na naman po ang Your Honor!
01:08Hello!
01:09Hello!
01:10An!
01:11Simulan na natin.
01:12Ay, naku naman!
01:13Simulan na natin.
01:14Huwag natin patagalin pa.
01:15Please rise for Your Honor!
01:16Madam Chair!
01:17Tuesday Vargas!
01:18Hello!
01:19Hello!
01:20Good day!
01:21Thank you so much!
01:22Please sit down for your Mr. Vice Chair, Mr. Buboy Villar!
01:24Thank you, thank you!
01:25Thank you so much!
01:26Thank you so much!
01:27Sabi nyo po ba, one week na hindi nakakatulong?
01:30Mukha nga!
01:31Yung itsura mo nga, pero parang nakarecover ng kahit pa paano.
01:34Oo!
01:35Kasi nga, yung topic natin ngayon, itsura kong makakarelate, eh.
01:38Kaya, medyo...
01:39Ang tami kong parang gustong ikwento.
01:40Kikinang yung mata mo today kasi nakakaano ka dito, nakaka-sakay ka sa topic.
01:44Yes, of course.
01:45Ano ba yung topic today?
01:46Ay, usapang Batang Canal to, Madam Chair.
01:49Oo naman.
01:50Pag-usapang mga adventures sa mga Batang Canal, eh, ikaw yata dapat yung resource person.
01:54Hindi naman sobrang masama, hindi naman masama yung pagiging Batang Canal.
01:57Marami kasi akong naalala sa pagiging Batang Canal.
01:59Paano ka naging Batang Canal?
02:00Actually, dahil ito kay, ano, Saraning Man.
02:03Yes!
02:04Saraning Man.
02:05Oo.
02:06Si Kuya Epe, meron kaming ginawang parang dojon.
02:08Dojon is like challenges.
02:10Hmm.
02:11Tapos, meron isang challenges doon na parang,
02:13kailangan mong ilubog yung mukha mo dun sa tubig,
02:16tapos may challenge na ginagawa yung mga iba.
02:19Okay.
02:20So, ako, kaya kong lumubog sa tubig.
02:21Siguro mga one minute plus.
02:23Wow!
02:24May sa isda pala ito si Buboy.
02:25Baka kaya mong...
02:26Hindi nila alam ay hasang ako dito.
02:28Bakit kaya mong lumubog lang?
02:29Underworld!
02:30Ano ka nalaman sa Batang Canal sa pagiging isda mo?
02:33Kasi nga, sinabi ni Kuya Epe,
02:35Diyos ko, kaya kaya niya lumubog sa tubig kahit sa kanal nga eh.
02:40Kaya kaya niya lumubog daw.
02:41Kaya ako nabansagan na Batang Canal.
02:44Doon nila na-realize.
02:45Doon nila na-realize na kahit anong challenges kaya kong gawin.
02:48Oo, diba?
02:49Di pa salamatan mo ang iyong upbringing sa bagay na ito.
02:52Oo.
02:53Thank you sa'yo, Kuya Epe.
02:54Dahil sa'yo, nabansagan akong Batang Canal.
02:57Nagkaroon ka ng tagline.
02:58Oo, mabaho nga lang.
02:59Pero okay na din.
03:00Okay na din.
03:01At isa ko lang yun.
03:02Diba?
03:03Sa lahat na...
03:04Ako gusto ko Batang Aircon.
03:05Gano'n, ha?
03:06I'm sorry!
03:07Gaya naman pala.
03:08Yeah!
03:09This is...
03:10Don't touch me!
03:11Sorry, sorry, sorry.
03:12You're not in my...
03:13No!
03:14Hindi kasi pag ginaganyang kasi ang kinin.
03:16Kaya pala Batang Aircon.
03:17Bakit naggaganito na ako ng moses?
03:19Bakit?
03:20Kasi yung bata...
03:21First time natin magkaroon ng bata.
03:23Oo.
03:24Sa your honor.
03:25Kaya dapat makaayos yung pagyasalita.
03:26Kailangan po ay ganito tayo mag-usap.
03:28Lagi may po at opo.
03:29Yan.
03:30So mga kaibigan, isa rin pong Batang Canal.
03:33Ang aming naimbitahan ngayong araw na ito.
03:35Pero parang yung canal nila masagana.
03:37Oo.
03:38Parang maunlad.
03:39Oo.
03:40Tsaka yung Batang Canal nila naka-princess type.
03:42Oo.
03:43Hindi ko ang gondongo ng outfit eh.
03:45Pero sige.
03:46Excited na ako kausapin siya.
03:47Let's welcome ang napakatabil na bibig na bata.
03:51Walang iba kundi si Boobsy Wonderland.
03:53Yay!
03:54Hello, Ate Boobsy!
03:55Wow!
03:56Hello, everyone!
03:57Hello po, Madam Chair Tuesday Vargas.
04:00And ma...
04:01Madam...
04:02Mr. Vice Chair Poovoy Villar.
04:06Oo.
04:07Hello.
04:08Hello po, mga kapuso.
04:10Hello, you lol.
04:11Yeah?
04:12You lol.
04:13You lol.
04:14You lol.
04:15You lol.
04:16Yes.
04:17You lol.
04:18Oh, you lol.
04:19Yes, yes.
04:20Papa, you're correct.
04:21Galing-galing ng Boobsy!
04:22Yes!
04:23Ano, Mr. Vice Chair, naka-relate ako sa mga sanabi mo kanina.
04:27O.
04:28Kasi Batang Canal ka, diba?
04:29Opo.
04:30Meron akong naalala sa pagka-baby ko eh.
04:32Oo, sige. Ano po yung naalala mo?
04:33Ako yung nabansagang bakaw naman sa nabotas nung araw.
04:37Bakaw?
04:38Bakit bakaw?
04:39Batang magnanaka ako.
04:40Alam!
04:41Alam!
04:42Alam!
04:43Nang isda!
04:44Ah, kasi taga nabotas tong si Boobsy.
04:47Ano po kasi, nung mga time ng ganun pa ako kaliet,
04:50Ano, nagpupunta kami sa may fish port.
04:53Opo.
04:54Pagkailangan namin ang pagkain dati, nung mahirap na mahirap pa kami.
04:58Nung mahirap na mahirap, ngayon mahirap na lang.
05:01Uy!
05:02Uy!
05:03Uy! Uy!
05:04Uy!
05:05Uy!
05:06Ano bala si足, nung campain.
05:07Alto?
05:08Tapos yung mga banyera doon.
05:09Alam mila pa, pag may sumusabang ulo ng mga isda sa banyera.
05:14In ano namin yanyo, parang inuusog-usog ganyan.
05:19Hanggang mahulog yung isda.
05:22Tapos na likuran ko, may tagakuha na.
05:25Oo talaga?
05:26Yes!
05:27Ako lang dumidisc meditate, pero ang tawag doon bakaw.
05:30Benabansagan yung mga batang makukulit sa fish port,
05:33Yes!
05:34It's like a couple of people.
05:37Yes, I have a group of people who bought it.
05:40Then I have a family member.
05:43I have a family member.
05:45I have a family member member.
05:49Yes!
05:50I used a senior citizen.
05:53My child will be here.
05:56Then we have a family member.
05:59One of my friends is a friend.
06:02She is a female.
06:04I am a female member.
06:05I am a female member.
06:06I am a female member.
06:07I am a female member.
06:08That's right.
06:09When I ask myself, I have a help.
06:12It's not just a couple of people.
06:14It's only a couple of people.
06:15Yes!
06:16Yes!
06:17But you know...
06:18Your life is balanced.
06:19Yes!
06:20There are a lot of people who live in Laila
06:22who have no choice to do this.
06:24So, we are usually going to laugh now.
06:26But this is the reality of the life of the baby.
06:29What is it?
06:30What is it?
06:31In the 1800s?
06:32What is it?
06:33No!
06:34It's the 80s.
06:36It's the 80s.
06:37It's the 80s.
06:39But you are still ati Jane.
06:41I'm 48 years old.
06:45Oh!
06:46But on TV, only 6 years old.
06:50Hindi ako tumatanda.
06:51But I'm still going to be mad.
06:53Woo!
06:58God, before we continue to be mad at all,
07:00let's go ahead and do it again.
07:02Because we need to be here.
07:04The kids here, Ms. Boobsy,
07:06can't be afraid.
07:08Tama.
07:09Okay.
07:10Ba't ba kasi ngayon nagpadala ng subpina?
07:11Eh, kasi nga feeling namin...
07:12Hindi naman ako ng ngutang nga.
07:14Woo!
07:15May reklamo ba ako?
07:19Parang meron nag-phone in, no?
07:21Ito po, ito po.
07:22Ganyan.
07:23Hindi naman interesante lang ang iyong kwento.
07:25Oo.
07:26Kasi nga makaka-relate ka din sa topic po natin ngayon.
07:28Okay.
07:29Okay.
07:30Okay.
07:31So, itataas mo po ang iyong kanang boobsy.
07:34Okay.
07:35Come on.
07:37Tingnan pa yan.
07:38Kasi diyan kakilala.
07:40Ako wala ako itataas.
07:41So, siya na lang.
07:42Okay?
07:43Hindi, ang tawag yun nagbibinataan.
07:44Ah, ganon.
07:45Grabe ko!
07:46Ah, ganon!
07:47Sorry, sorry.
07:48Sorry.
07:50Bata, bata, bata.
07:51Bata, bata.
07:52Maka makalimutan kung pumapatul ako sa bata.
07:54Wag ko kayong maganop.
07:55Tatlo tayo nakagreen.
07:56Kaya green-minded tayo.
07:58Ayan, o.
08:01Nakataas na ang kanyang kanang kung anuman.
08:03Do you swear to tell the whole truth?
08:05The truth?
08:06Nothing but the truth.
08:07So, help yourself.
08:08Yes.
08:09O.
08:10Mabait naman yung bata.
08:11Mabait, mabait, mabait.
08:12Yes, laging po.
08:13Yes, po.
08:14Yes, po.
08:15Yes, po.
08:16Very good.
08:17Opo.
08:18Na-mention mo, baby boobsy, na ikaw ay bakaw.
08:21So, ikaw ay taga na bota sa dyan ka lumaki.
08:24So, maraming mga kagaya mong mga batang ganon.
08:26Hindi po.
08:27Ano po ako, batang malabon.
08:29Pero, sa nabotas po kami, nagkikeme.
08:32Ah, so bumabihay ka, tumatawid ka nung ilog.
08:35Yes.
08:36Ano, sumasambal sa jeep, tapos nag-one, two, three.
08:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:42Ang hirap, no?
08:43Yes.
08:44Nang buhay.
08:45At saka dati kasi nung baby-baby pa ako, boyos-boyos ako, kaya pwede kaming umangkas sa jeep.
08:52Sa estribo, ganyang-ganyang kakasama, barkada mo. Masaya ba?
08:55Masaya, sobrang saya.
08:57Pero ngayon, parang 20-25 na, wala na yatang ganyan.
09:01Meron pa din, mga baka.
09:03Ay, parang social na sila.
09:04Paano?
09:05Digital na.
09:06Digital na yung pangungupit?
09:09No, hindi ba? Cellphone.
09:11Opo.
09:12Tapos, yung camera, di ba ga?
09:14Tinututok na nila yan sa may banyera.
09:16Opo.
09:17Kung sino yung mga sumusobra doon.
09:19Tapos, pag naispatan, o, tatawag na, o, dun ka kumiwa, dun ka kumuwa, gano'n.
09:24Ah, may technology na nung kasama.
09:26May chat na.
09:27May GC.
09:28Sige, tatanong ko lang.
09:29May GC.
09:31Paano namulat sa'yo ang pagiging bakaw?
09:34Bakit mo ginagawa yun?
09:35I mean, may na, ano, abilidad mo ba yun?
09:38Or gusto mo lang?
09:39No.
09:40Yun po yung tinatawag naming discarding bata.
09:43Kasi talagang namulat ako sa kahirapan.
09:46Opo.
09:47At nasubaybayan ko yung paglaki ko,
09:51nang hindi maayos ang pamamuhay.
09:54Ta, eh dun, wala.
09:57Oto ba't mag-iiyakan tayo?
09:59Opo.
10:00Hindi kasi.
10:01Teka, teka.
10:02Hindi kasi.
10:03Gusto ko yung kinlarify niya muna bago niya gawin.
10:06Oo.
10:07Bago niya gawin.
10:08Sorry, Boobsy.
10:09Talagang namulat ako kayo sa akin.
10:10Hinulat niya yung nuuha niya eh.
10:11Uusog.
10:12Sorry, hindi ko intention pa iyakin ka.
10:13Na ano lang ako.
10:14Ah, paano mo naisip yung mga ganun bagay?
10:17Kumbaga, dahil ba kapos tayo sa pagkain?
10:19Yes.
10:20Ano nga mahirap nga, dibaga?
10:22Opo.
10:23Tapos ano, iniwan...
10:24Baka mapanood to ng tatay ko.
10:26Ayan na.
10:27Lumabas na.
10:28Lumabas na si Jane.
10:29O sige, mag-Jane ka na.
10:31Hi, Ate Jane.
10:32Hello, everyone.
10:33Magandang ka.
10:34Kaya na ba ito pinapalabas?
10:36Anong oras?
10:37Hindi ko din alam eh.
10:38Hindi alam.
10:398.15 Sabado.
10:40O, after Pipito.
10:41PM.
10:42Opo.
10:43Ah, every Saturday.
10:44Opo.
10:45After Pipito, Manolot.
10:46Hindi, yun na nga.
10:47Ano, ah...
10:48Biglang naging rock and roll yung boses.
10:50Naiyak ako ah.
10:52Hindi, ano kasi...
10:55Itawa mo na natin yan.
10:57Okay lang.
10:58I-off natin yung yulol sa bahay ng tatay mo.
11:00Sige, ako na mahala.
11:01Ano nun?
11:02Eh, syempre, hindi pinalad yung mama ko sa napangasawa niya,
11:06which is yun yung papa ko.
11:08Opo.
11:09Tapos, baby pa lang daw ako nun, iniiwan na siya ng papa ko.
11:16Kaya namulat ako na iba yung nakagisnan kong papa.
11:19Naakala ko yun yung papa ko.
11:21Opo.
11:22Tapos, mahirap talaga ang buhay.
11:25Ano, dalawa kaming magkapatid.
11:28Ako yung dumi-discard eh...
11:32Sa ganung pamamaraan, na gusto kong makatulong sa mga magulang ko.
11:37Because my mom's mom, she just joined me to my TV contest.
11:43So she was also talented.
11:44Yes!
11:45Yes!
11:46I was a man.
11:47I was a singer.
11:48Then when we had ketchup on the day, it was a mess.
11:50Ketchup?
11:51Yes!
11:52Because we didn't have asin, patis.
11:57Now, when I was eight years old, I already thought that it was wrong.
12:04It was wrong.
12:05But I was wrong.
12:07I was wrong.
12:08I was wrong for my family.
12:11I was able to help.
12:12It's hard.
12:13It's hard to be in this environment.
12:16Because this happens every day.
12:19We thought that it was normal.
12:21So, what kind of a kid?
12:24Because of this situation?
12:25You, brother, what kind of a kid?
12:28It's not a kid.
12:29It's not a kid.
12:30What do you choose?
12:31When I was a kid, I was just trying to get away and not a home.
12:35You're a kid.
12:36Yes.
12:37I was a kid with my mom ago because sometimes...
12:40Oh, sorry.
12:41We were so tired.
12:42I'm tired.
12:43I'm tired.
12:44I'm tired.
12:45I'm tired.
12:46I'm tired.
12:47I'm tired.
12:48I'm tired.
12:49I think I'm tired.
12:50I'm tired.
12:51Sorry.
12:52Because I was a kid, they were so tired in the morning.
12:55Now, now, it's kind of like no longer.
12:56It's not that.
12:57It's not that I'm tired.
12:58When I was young, I was like, what's the time?
13:00I was like, what's the time?
13:02And then I was like, ghost fighter.
13:04You can sleep like that.
13:06And it's hard to sleep.
13:08So, we got stuck.
13:10Yes, I was like,
13:12look at the face.
13:14Look at the face, look at the face.
13:16You're like, you're like that.
13:18So, when I came out,
13:20we were leaving.
13:22A young girl?
13:24A young girl.
13:26What's the way,
13:28negoered.
13:30I had no idea when I have food.
13:32We were out around here,
13:34there was a lot of food that have had like that.
13:37And here's my page where these girls were going.
13:39And here's aond prayers.
13:41We did know that.
13:43But when they've walked outside the house,
13:45we were going to do this.
13:47Speaking.
13:49I decided to go and say,
13:51they would come back up.
13:52I was like,
13:54I didn't even know what to do.
13:55I still have one chair.
13:56We're so happy in the house.
13:58We're like Sapa.
13:59We're like that.
14:01It's so sad to me.
14:03He's really hot here.
14:05He's really hot here.
14:07He's really hot here.
14:09He's like Boy Sapa.
14:11He's hot here.
14:13I don't even know if he's hot here.
14:15He's hot here.
14:17What kind of environment?
14:19Wow!
14:20Wait, Madam Chair!
14:22Mabaya ako magkukwento.
14:23Mabaka maloka kayo yan siya.
14:24Pero Madam Chair,
14:25siyempre sa ating tatlo,
14:26parang ikaw yung may kaya.
14:28Huwi hindi.
14:29Ano yung pagkabata mo?
14:31Ate Jane,
14:32ano ako,
14:33tundo din ako almeda ko lumaki.
14:35O maputi lang ako.
14:36Isipin mo lahat ng batang hamog.
14:38Hamog din ako,
14:39pero ano ha?
14:40May whitening nakasama.
14:42Hamog plus.
14:43Ano yung whitening?
14:45Ano ginagamit yung whitening, Madam Chair?
14:47Nakainom ang vitamina.
14:48Nang onte yung bata.
14:49Naayudahan.
14:50Ang hirap kaya na maging batang hamog na maputi
14:53kasi kapag gumagawa kami ng kalukohan,
14:55kitang-kita ako sa dilimi.
14:57Hindi ka pwede makipaglaro ng tagutaguan?
14:58Hindi pwede.
14:59Kitang-kita.
15:00Ah, kita ko na kagad si Maricel.
15:01Kapag meron kaya,
15:02hanapin ko si Tuesday.
15:03Alam na nila agad.
15:04Tasa sobrang puti ko,
15:06ang tawag sa akin nung bata ko,
15:08daga.
15:09Dags.
15:10Dagang Costa,
15:11yung maputing daga.
15:12Dags.
15:13Tas nahilig din ako sa keso.
15:14Parang favorite ko na nag-i-snack ng keso.
15:17Alam mo yung maliit na sabon?
15:19Yung gano'n na single-use.
15:21Yung kulay keso.
15:23Nilunok ko yun nung bata ako.
15:25Ha?
15:26Nilunok ko yun.
15:27O, kita mo kung sinong mayaman.
15:28Alam mo,
15:29imbis na yung hospital ako,
15:30dinukot lang ng lolo ko.
15:31Yung...
15:32Ehhhhh.
15:33Ah!
15:34Di ganun ginamit ko.
15:35Wala tayong pera pang hospital!
15:36Huw!
15:37Ganang karo yun!
15:38Nung kinakain mo,
15:39siyempre mabango yung sabon.
15:41E gano'n nga,
15:42soshow nga-soshow nga nga,
15:43kasi hamug-hamugan nga.
15:44Bobo!
15:45Drop!
15:46Madam Chair yan!
15:47Madam Chair!
15:48Sorry po!
15:49Behave! Behave!
15:50Bobsi!
15:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:02Bobsi!