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00:00what's up wolf egg fame it's your boy keep back at it again hope you're doing well continuing my
00:14journey of dad's army alongside captain mannering and the rest of the gang what adventures are going
00:18to be happening on this week's episode i gotta stay tuned to find out but this is your cue you
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00:41let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
00:44round goes off to turn on the 821 but he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun
00:53so who do you think you are kidding mr hitler if you think old england's done
01:02ah wilson come in thank you sit down oh thank you sir still doing the paperwork i see yes
01:15this uh this concerns you particularly oh yes the officers have been asked to submit confidential
01:22reports on their sergeants oh really and so to be absolutely fair to you i've uh copied out what
01:29i've written and uh we can go through it together you can counter sign it so you're sure i'm not
01:34doing anything on the ham but i'm sure you wouldn't do that sir oh right conduct good oh thank you sir
01:44thank you this means your military conduct of course it's nothing to do with your private life
01:49i see now our next um appearance now i had a lot of difficulty over this
02:02oh yeah well why was that sir well i've known you for a good many years now
02:06wilson i mean you're my chief clerk i suppose you're almost a friend
02:11i must be both fair and impartial well you see you see what i've written ah yes but could do better
02:22how could i do better sir well i look at you hmm untidy hair color undone cuffs undone yes well i mean
02:32it's so much more comfortable you see i mean i i always do them up if somebody as important is coming
02:39yes it's not all together that you know it i mean your your general bearing is very slack
02:45you don't even stand like a soldier yeah yeah i don't i have no idea that's quite true i can show you
02:52you're frequently frequently to be seen standing like that
02:57oh yes it's all very well to laugh
03:06only needs a couple of inches more and you could be taken for one of those nancy boys
03:11oh
03:12you should be standing like that yes well i know i'm awfully sorry sir if you don't think i'm quite
03:17smart enough i mean i really i i wouldn't upset you for the world you're not upsetting me wilson
03:22just that we are supposed to be soldiers and there happens to be a war on yes of course yes i i suppose i've forgotten
03:30what's next uh
03:33red grand manor room for improvement
03:41i'm glad you find that funny i'm tell you if it's all right sir but you see it really does
03:47read like a head master's end of term reports i wouldn't know anything about that
03:53We didn't have any of that public school nonsense at the school I went to.
03:58We didn't pay attention, we got a clip over the air.
04:01Jolly soon paid attention after that.
04:06General alertness.
04:07Could do better.
04:11I think I should take this seriously, Wilson.
04:15After all, it could affect your entire Home Guard career.
04:19I'm totally sorry, sir. I really promise you.
04:21I'll try and...
04:25I'll try not to laugh any more.
04:29I've tried to let you down lightly. There, you know.
04:33You know what I should have put under general alertness?
04:35I should have put Dozy.
04:38Dozy.
04:39Yeah, Dozy.
04:41You walk about in a dream.
04:44Aha!
04:46Are you all right?
04:49See?
04:51Took no notice, did you?
04:52That could have been a Nazi.
04:53Attempting to cut your throat.
04:55Well, you're not, are you? You're you.
04:57Waving that...
04:58...paper thing, the badge.
05:02Well, I think you're throwing away great opportunities.
05:06Between you and me, Wilson,
05:08there's some big changes in the wind.
05:10And this little band of ours could develop into something three times the size.
05:17These three pips of mine may become a crown.
05:21What?
05:25You were major.
05:26Oh, yes, indeed.
05:28I intend to turn this platoon into a company.
05:31And in that case, you would be in first line for company sergeant major.
05:36Or even second lieutenant.
05:37Yes, but, uh, where are all the other extra men going to come from?
05:42I intend to take time by the forelock here.
05:49In the words of the great C.B. Cochrane,
05:52early to bed, early to rise, no jolly good if you don't advertise.
05:55I'm going to, I'm going to start a recruiting campaign.
06:06Come in.
06:09Commissioner Spick, sir?
06:10Yeah?
06:10It's falling in time, sir.
06:12Oh, is it?
06:12Yes, sir.
06:13Now, half the men are in the hall and half the men in the yard.
06:16Now, do you want men in the yard in the hall or men in the hall in the yard?
06:21In the hall, please, Cochrane.
06:23Very good, sir.
06:23Thank you, sir.
06:25Right, all those fell in the hall, fall in the hall.
06:33Sir, there shall be a minute, sir.
06:38All those out of the yard fall in the hall.
06:43Right, sir.
06:44All the men in the hall and the yard are bearing the orders at the double, sir.
06:48Thank you, sir.
06:49All the men...
06:49Excuse me, sir, we have to fall in the hall.
06:54Right, it's in the ball in the hall.
06:56There's no need to go through here.
07:00Do as the officer says, and fall in the other way.
07:02Oh, fall in the other way!
07:04Fall in the other way!
07:05Fall in the other way!
07:08Oh, caramba!
07:09Fall in the other way!
07:10Fall in the other way!
07:12Fall in the other way!
07:14Fall in the other way!
07:15Fall in the other way!
07:16Fall in the other way!
07:17All the way!
07:18All the way!
07:19All the way!
07:20All the way!
07:21That's our target, then.
07:22To treble our strength.
07:24And, um, in addition to, uh, to those people we know personally, of course, who we can
07:30try to persuade to join us, I think that, uh, a poster displayed around the town would
07:34be a very good thing.
07:35Sir, I think we ought to have one like General Kitchener.
07:39The Home Guard needs you!
07:41How remarkable.
07:44I was thinking along exactly the same lines, uh, because I don't have any pictures of myself
07:49like that, but I could have some tech.
07:50Ha ha!
07:51Wow!
07:52I don't, I don't, huh?
07:54I don't think we should have an officer spectacular at all.
07:54Oh, why?
07:55That's not...
07:56Officers we need, it's men.
07:57Here.
07:58I think we ought to have a picture of Uncle Arthur.
07:59Thank you, Frank, but I wouldn't want that.
08:00No, I quite agree.
08:03Ha ha!
08:04Wow!
08:10No, I quite agree.
08:17Wow.
08:19Sorry, sir.
08:20Yeah, but Mum says he's ever so good-looking.
08:23My sister Dolly always says that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
08:28There's no need to be rude, Godfrey.
08:32Wow.
08:33Well, I think we should do it in confidence, sir.
08:35We should all vote in a secret ballet.
08:37And then we can...
08:39One that wins, he can have his picture on the poster.
08:42Yes, I think that's a terribly good idea.
08:43Don't you agree, sir?
08:45Well, it's a compromise, I suppose.
08:46Well, whatever happens, we'll need a photo.
08:48And I happen to know a fine photographer who's very cheap.
08:53Oh, good.
08:54Right, lay that on, Fraser, would you?
08:56I want you.
08:56And, uh, Wilson, would you organise a secret ballet, a ballot?
09:02Ballet, sir.
09:03Now, all the votes have been counted in the secret ballot,
09:06and I will now ask Mr. Yeatman to hand me the result.
09:10Hand me the result, please, Mr. Yeatman.
09:13There you choose, Your Reverence.
09:15Captain Mattering has won.
09:17Oh, well done.
09:18Congratulations, sir.
09:19Very good indeed.
09:20Very great replying, I'm sorry.
09:21No, no, no, no, just a minute.
09:22I'm announcing these results in the reverse order.
09:26Oh!
09:28Captain Mattering has one vote.
09:31Oh!
09:32You see, I, uh, I thought it was agreed that we wouldn't vote for ourselves.
09:43Got him.
09:44I voted for Captain Mattering.
09:47Thank you, Godfrey.
09:49Crawler.
09:50Private Pike has two votes.
09:55Thank you, Uncle Arth.
09:56All right, all right.
09:58Sergeant Wilson has four votes.
09:59Oh, well done, Uncle Arth.
10:00Well done.
10:01And Lance Corporal Jones has ten votes.
10:04Ah!
10:04Whoa!
10:06Yes!
10:08Lance Corporal Jones is the winner.
10:10Yes, thank you, Mr. Yeatman.
10:11I had managed to work that out for myself.
10:14Lance Corporal Jones is the winner.
10:16Oh, good old James.
10:16Thank you very much.
10:18Well done, Jonesy, congratulations.
10:20Well, it's been a fair fight, and I'm very satisfied with the result.
10:26And, uh, what time did we come round for the sausages?
10:30Oh!
10:34Let's go.
10:37Oh, Frank, has, uh, Jonesy come round to have his picture taken?
10:41No, not yet.
10:42But the photographer's here, and he's getting everything ready.
10:43Ah, good.
10:45Uncle Arth, I think you ought to come and have a look.
10:47Whatever for?
10:49Well, it's not very modern.
10:50Where do you want this, Mr. Fraser?
10:52Oh, what, what, what is it, son?
10:55It's my sister, my sister Doris Asperdistro.
10:59Oh, ho, ho.
11:00That's where, that's where Mr. Jones is going to have his photograph taken.
11:03He's going to look like that one of my granddad on Mum's Whatnot.
11:07I do see what you mean.
11:08Where is he?
11:08Where, where's the photographer?
11:10Down to Lear.
11:11What?
11:11Oh.
11:12Ah.
11:13Good afternoon.
11:14Ah.
11:16Mr. Bluett, uh, I didn't know that you did this sort of thing.
11:20Oh, yes, I had the concession on the West Promenade for years.
11:23I used to say, oh, still me jolly oddity makers.
11:27And then I used to go click, dip it in the tank and hand it to all wet for two balls.
11:33And they didn't fade until they got home a week later.
11:36I don't think that's the, uh, the backing is just a little teeny weeny bit old fashioned.
11:41Oh, a little Fett Jonesy's face.
11:46I like it.
11:47I think it's very refined and well-meaning.
11:50I, uh, I hate those, those brass copper paper beans.
11:55What?
11:55Don't you understand?
11:58Don't care, Mr. Jones, please.
12:00Right, right.
12:01Mr. Mannering's not going to like it and he's going to blame you.
12:03Well, it's nothing to do with us, Frank.
12:05I, I would like one with a very grim and serious expression, you know, stuff like this.
12:09I see.
12:10Well, uh, you'll have to hold your hand absolutely still for six seconds.
12:17Six seconds?
12:19I can't hold my hand still for six seconds.
12:21Well, I can't say I blame you.
12:23I don't think I'd do it myself.
12:27Can you hear?
12:28Can you hear?
12:28Use a flash.
12:30I can't get the bowl.
12:32What about flash powder?
12:34Ah, yes.
12:35Now, now, I tried that once at a wedding.
12:37And I must say the picture had a lovely quality, but they're all burnt down.
12:44Now, look, I'd like to try one like this.
12:48I, I can hold this position for six seconds easy.
12:51All right, Josie.
12:52Take a deep breath and keep absolutely still.
12:55One.
12:56Two.
12:58Three.
12:59Four.
13:00Five.
13:01Oh, what a pity.
13:08Oh, no.
13:09Never mind.
13:10We'll have another one.
13:12See, there's no extra charge, is there?
13:15No, no extra charge.
13:16I say, well, see, do you think nice to have one with me spectacles off?
13:20Uh, General Kitsch, he, he never wore spectacles when he was photographed.
13:25Come to think of it, he didn't wear spectacles when he wasn't photographed.
13:30Mr. Manor, he's not going to like it either way.
13:32Just keep quiet, friend.
13:33No, no, I think, Josie, on the whole, it might be better if you had them without, without the spectacles.
13:38All right, how's that, then?
13:39It's fine.
13:40All right?
13:40It's fine as long as you hold still, son.
13:42Yeah, all right.
13:43Deep breath.
13:43One, two, three, four, five.
13:50Oh, hold on, hold on.
13:51What kind of a plant?
13:52No, look.
13:53Oh, that's no good.
13:55His eyeballs will look like fuzzy prunes.
13:57Oh, shit.
14:00There's still no extra charge.
14:02Right, this is the last one.
14:05You hear that?
14:06Hold still, you silly old fool.
14:09Don't you speak to me like that.
14:13I'm a lance corporal, I am.
14:14You're not to call me a silly old fool.
14:16I can have you on a fizzer for prejudice conduct.
14:19Sit down.
14:20Shut up.
14:21And hold yourself still.
14:23I'm ready.
14:24Go.
14:26One, two, three, four.
14:31Squad, squad, shout.
14:35You're making a monkey out of me.
14:39What's going on here?
14:41Just getting ready for the photograph, sir.
14:42Oh, I see, yes.
14:44Who's the photographer?
14:46Oh, it's me, Mr. Manning.
14:47Oh, hello, Mr. Bluett.
14:48It's you.
14:48That's right, yeah.
14:50Fraser fixed it up, sir.
14:52He does it very cheaply.
14:53Yes.
14:55It's very artistic.
14:57Come and have a look.
15:05Woo, woo, Mr. Manning.
15:07Woo.
15:09I'm sorry, but that's not what we want at all.
15:22That looks ridiculous.
15:23Yes, told you so.
15:24Now, keep quiet, Frank.
15:25Captain Manning, would you think you'd better if I had my hat on?
15:29No, no, no.
15:29It's not your fault at all, Jones.
15:31It's just that Wilson has got entirely the wrong conception.
15:34Well, it wasn't my conception at all, sir.
15:36In the first place, you see, when I was doing this little sketch in the office, this was
15:41the sort of thing that I had in mind, you see.
15:43Now, you, then a picture of Jones's face, need a new hat.
15:48And a picture of a chin hat with home guard written on it, and underneath, the home guard needs
15:55you today.
15:56Well, that's very good.
15:57That's a very good idea.
15:58That's what I thought.
15:59We don't need all this paraphernalia.
16:00All we need is Jones's head.
16:03Oh, well, we'll soon do that.
16:05Come here, Mr. Jones.
16:05We want to...
16:06Mr. Bluett, go a little bit closer, Mr. Bluett.
16:11We only need Jones's face.
16:14That's it.
16:15How's that?
16:17There, that seat come off my bed.
16:22You'll soon stitch it up, man.
16:24Hey, Captain Manning, do you want me with glasses on or with glasses off?
16:28Oh, on, I think, Corporal.
16:31The trouble is, he can't keep still.
16:33I never saw anyone like him.
16:35I can keep as still as you can keep still.
16:37Yeah, but I don't have to keep still, do I?
16:40Got him.
16:42Well, I promise to keep still this time, no matter what happens.
16:45All right, now put your expression on.
16:48Go.
16:50One, two, three, four, five, six.
16:57I kept still, didn't I?
16:58Yes, you did.
16:59Well done, Jones.
17:00That was a very good one, yes.
17:02No, it wasn't.
17:03Hmm?
17:03Huh?
17:04Didn't put the plate in.
17:05Oh, no!
17:10One more for that.
17:12Oh, no.
17:13Sorry, I can't take any more printing orders for wedding affairs and that sort of stuff.
17:20I'm only taking war work.
17:22Bye.
17:24Fred.
17:25Fred, get your sandwiches off that machine.
17:27You'll have raspberry jam all over the time.
17:29Come on, get your weight on your feet.
17:32Oh, Mr. Buckner, it's slowing down again.
17:36Hey, up.
17:37So it is.
17:38Wait a minute.
17:38Here.
17:39You can't get the spare parts, you know.
17:52Now, where was I?
17:53Where were we then?
17:54Well, it's this escaped prisoner of war poster.
17:57Oh, yes, I remember.
17:59Let's have a look then.
18:01Now, I wouldn't like to meet him on a dark night.
18:04How many do you want?
18:05About 50.
18:0650?
18:07All right, I'll do them as quickly as I can.
18:09Bunk it in the basket, will you?
18:10Are you all right there, will you?
18:11Oh, yes, that's all right.
18:12Wait a minute.
18:1350.
18:14You can have them the day after tomorrow.
18:16So long.
18:17Right-o.
18:19Hello?
18:20Take care of yourself.
18:23What?
18:23No, no.
18:24I'm sorry.
18:25I'm only taking war work.
18:26I can't do visiting cards.
18:29Well, you'll have to tell them who you are.
18:34Fred.
18:34Fred, come on.
18:35The big one.
18:35She's running dry.
18:37Get more.
18:37Oh, it never stops.
18:41Hey?
18:42What?
18:43I think we spoke on the telephone together.
18:48Oh, yes, I remember.
18:50You're the one with the posh voice.
18:52Yeah.
18:52Well, what can I do for you?
18:53Well, this is the rough idea.
18:56You'll need a new hat.
18:59I'm sorry, I can't take hat adverts.
19:01What are you doing war?
19:03Well, this is a war hat, you see.
19:05Home guard.
19:07Home guard?
19:08Yes.
19:08Well, I suppose home guard counts as war.
19:13That's the picture.
19:14Oh, dear.
19:15Oh, dear.
19:16Yeah.
19:16Well, I'm afraid I can't do many for you, see.
19:19It's the ink.
19:20You can't get it.
19:21Oh, no.
19:21Can't you, really?
19:22No, no.
19:22You can't get the paper, neither.
19:24Oh, I see.
19:25Must make life awfully difficult if you happen to be a printer.
19:28It's a little murder.
19:31Well, wait a minute.
19:31It's military.
19:32How about I give you 50 the day after tomorrow?
19:36Oh, yes, fine.
19:37That's excellent.
19:37Thank you very much indeed.
19:38Now, shall I leave them here somewhere?
19:39Yes, just put them on the in-tray.
19:40Thank you very much.
19:41Thank you so much.
19:42It's a pleasure.
19:43It's very good of you.
19:43Not at all.
19:44Good day.
19:45I say, fit him what I need.
19:48Come in.
19:51Captain Manley, the pictures are sent around a sample of the poster.
19:55Oh, good, good, good.
19:57That was a very ingenious design that you devised.
20:00Thank you, sir.
20:01Thank you very much.
20:02Oh.
20:04Not a very good likeness, is it?
20:08Stop, Jonesy.
20:09What the hell?
20:10Can't I trust you to do anything?
20:14I don't know.
20:15I don't know what you mean by the wrong picture.
20:18Hang on a minute.
20:19Fred?
20:20Yes?
20:20Fred?
20:21Yes?
20:21Where's that Home Guard poster?
20:23Ah, there it is.
20:24There you are.
20:25What about that?
20:26Eh?
20:26You daft Darbuckle.
20:27That's the prisoner of war, the other one.
20:30Hurry up, the military are on.
20:32Here we are.
20:32Ha-ha.
20:33Look.
20:38You've mixed them up.
20:40Wow.
20:41Hello.
20:43There's nothing to worry about.
20:45We'll sort it over and let you have the right one.
20:48Thank you very much.
20:53Fred, you'll have to tear the lot up.
20:54I can't.
20:55I gave them to the bill poster last night.
21:00We're doomed.
21:04What have you got there, Mr. Jones?
21:05A half dozen eggs, Pikey.
21:07Can I have one, please?
21:08No.
21:09I'll take them to Mrs. Prosser.
21:11I look after her sometimes.
21:14I don't think it'll come to anything.
21:16She's 83.
21:17I've got the week of the empty.
21:20You better be getting along, Pikey.
21:22Oh, look.
21:23They're giving away free Polish.
21:27Free Polish.
21:29This is a club for free Polish foreign soldiers.
21:36Can I wait with you?
21:38No, you better be cutting along.
21:40Go on, Pikey.
21:41Give us an egg, then.
21:42Go on.
21:45All right, then.
21:47Let's go.
22:12Oh, no.
22:17Escape prisoner of war.
22:19This man is dangerous.
22:21Ugly looking swine.
22:33Oh, no.
22:39This is insane.
22:54Come on.
22:57I'm coming.
22:58Stop or I fire.
23:03Oh, no.
23:05Oh, not the eggs.
23:09If you had been a prisoner here in my camp, my friend, you would not have escaped quite so easily.
23:15Now, who are you?
23:18I keep telling you, I keep telling you, my name is Jack Jones.
23:22Lie!
23:23Lie!
23:24Lie!
23:25It's the truth I tell you, I'm a butcher.
23:27Lies!
23:28Lies!
23:29Lies!
23:30Enough making a mess of your desk up.
23:32That's mahogany, that is.
23:37You're not looking care, taking care of me, are you?
23:40Science!
23:41Sorry.
23:42Now, I shall ask the very same question in a different way.
23:48Who is that?
23:49That's me.
23:50Ah, so you admit it?
23:52Admit Jack Jones.
23:53Listen, my friend.
23:55You try to be funny with me, and it's going to be very, very bad for you.
24:02Do you mind if I speak to my sister by telephone method, please?
24:05Silence!
24:06You're not supposed to talk to me like that.
24:09I'm secretary of the Derby and Joan club.
24:13Tell me, where did you get that moustache?
24:17That's my moustache.
24:18I've had that forever so long.
24:20Concealed in your bunk, eh?
24:23It's false.
24:24Admit it.
24:28You, you, wait till Captain Manning hears about that.
24:32He'll have you on a fissure.
24:35Hello.
24:37Ah, Major.
24:38Thank you for ringing back.
24:40I have here your escape prisoner of war.
24:43Yes.
24:44Please pick him up as soon as possible.
24:46I don't want him to teach my prisoner's bad habits.
24:51What?
24:52Not till Wednesday week?
24:55Ah, very well.
24:56I shall keep him here, and we shall make him very welcome.
25:01David Zenya.
25:02Put him in the compound with the others.
25:08Can't wait to see Manning's face when he claps eyes on me.
25:11Go on!
25:15Here!
25:16Napoleon!
25:16Have you seen that?
25:19Blimey, look at that house!
25:21Great Scott Wilson, you've mixed the photographs up.
25:24Well, it's nothing to do with me, sir.
25:25Can't you do anything right?
25:26Excuse me.
25:29I don't know whether you're interested, but I was in the town half an hour ago,
25:35and I saw Mr. James being driven off in a truck by a lot of Polish soldiers.
25:40Of course, I expect you know all about it, but all the same, I thought I'd like to be sure.
25:44Oh, God, blimey, that's good, isn't it?
25:49Those poles, those poles, I rung one of the prisoners at war camps.
25:52They'll have seen this and carted him off.
25:53Come on, we're going to get him out.
25:55What are you going to do, dig a tunnel?
25:57Come on.
25:57I want Jones's van, and we'll drive there straight away.
25:59Jones, I'll run.
26:01Jones has the key.
26:02I'll drive you, I'll drive you in my van.
26:03I wouldn't miss this for the world.
26:06What a joke, man.
26:10Save my boys, please.
26:11Save my boys, please.
26:14I'm not supposed to be here, you know.
26:21It's all a mistake.
26:24They won't listen to you, them poles.
26:28Oh.
26:41Oh, Mr. Madren!
26:43Mr. Madren!
26:46Oh!
26:48I'm over here!
26:50I'm over here!
26:53They won't let me out, Mr. Madren.
26:55These here won't speak to me,
26:57and them in there, he won't listen to me.
27:00Don't worry, Jones.
27:01We'll have you out of that in a jiffy.
27:02Hey, you!
27:06Get your commanding officer,
27:07and look sharp about it.
27:10Oh.
27:11I think it might be rather tactful.
27:14Damned impertinence.
27:16I'll soon put him in his place.
27:17Go on, Napoleon, you tell him.
27:19Hey, you!
27:21Put that gun down and listen to me!
27:22It ain't working, bro.
27:31I think it would be a good thing
27:32if you do not beat any more about the bushes.
27:35Well, Captain Manning has no intention
27:36of beating about the bushes.
27:38He doesn't like that sort of thing at all.
27:40I don't apologize to him.
27:41He's the one who's in the wrong.
27:42You are the one who's in the wrong.
27:44You have no papers.
27:45Yes, we're awfully sorry about all that.
27:47No, we're not at all.
27:47We'll see.
27:50I guess.
27:52Anyway, I don't need papers.
27:54I'm British.
27:55I'm not just some foreigner.
27:56What's more,
27:57I'm known to everybody in the area.
27:58I do not know you.
27:59I'm going to phone my commanding officer.
28:02When he hears about this,
28:03your feet won't touch the ground.
28:06Won't be necessary for you to phone anybody.
28:09That's better.
28:11You see?
28:12As soon as you call that bluff,
28:13they climb down.
28:14I demand the release of my colleague.
28:19Ah.
28:20So that man is your colleague, eh?
28:22That's very interesting.
28:24Oh, no.
28:26Oh, no.
28:30This is insane.
28:33You're a fine, gallant man, Captain Manning, you are.
28:37I've always said that through thick and thin,
28:39you'd stand by your comrades.
28:42And you have.
28:42That wasn't a gallantry.
28:45The sheer stupidity.
28:50Do you think my mum will be allowed
28:51to send me a Red Cross parcel?
28:53Go away, Pike.
28:55What time do you think they'll serve dinner?
28:58With fatty soup.
28:59They always serve fatty soup in these places.
29:02It's one thing I can't stand is fatty soup.
29:05Yeah, let's get it.
29:06They almost control me.
29:07Chill, man.
29:09What do you find so funny, Wilson?
29:11Just a thought.
29:11Do officers have confidential reports?
29:15Oh, yeah.
29:15It's the same for all of us.
29:16Yeah, so I wonder what the colonel must say on yours.
29:18I mean, he gets to hear about all this.
29:22You're doing it with both hands now.
29:24Keep it up, bro.
29:29Keep it up, bro.
29:30Banger episode.
29:35I loved it.
29:37I loved it.
29:49a little higher you're gonna be like those nancy boys we're gonna talk about it um oh wait they're
30:13giving a free uh polish you know oh shit no it doesn't say that they're polish man hold on a
30:19second i enjoyed this episode this was a banger man what a turn of events there holy moly my sister
30:28dolly says the beauty is in the eye of the beholder there's no need to be rude godfrey
30:34ladies and gentlemen we had some absolutely stellar uh you know moments on this episode
30:43and you know from the beginning of the episode you know we're coming to find that we're gonna be
30:48trying to recruit man and we need to avenge we're gonna be getting this poster so man there was some
30:54incredibly funny moments here some memorable lines here and i always love that how my boy uh pikey
31:04always got arthur's back man he was like he needs to be on the poster and stuff so you could just see
31:11how it's a beautiful moment too because how much he loves the men you know what i'm saying uh they
31:16spend a lot of time together and he definitely spends a lot of time with his mom but uh yeah
31:21the bond that they have is beautiful it's so beautiful it warms it warms my heart so when he's
31:27like backing up arthur you know what this is the guy that we need to have on the post and now we had
31:33a savage moment too we need men or i think he said we need men you know uh basically we don't need no
31:39freaking officer man we need we need men so i i thought there was a couple of moments of some
31:44shots fired uh you know in the heat like damn there's some savage ass thing going on and
31:50you got freaking early on mannerings trying to school uh my boy wilson on here on his mannerisms
31:58and stuff but i ain't gonna lie that that guy is always daydreaming it sometimes feels like man
32:04life is good for my boy because he is always in a jolly old good mood and that's what we love
32:11about wilson oh really sir you know like i just i just love his demeanor i love his swag he is one
32:17cool cat ladies and gentlemen so wilson as is an absolutely stellar character and i just love
32:23the way him and uh captain mannering interact it's beauty to be seen uh i am the beholder on this one
32:30uh you know it is beautiful to see so i think that when you are seeing uh the printing shop and all
32:38that stuff you can already piece together the mishap that is going to be happening especially when the
32:44guy puts a photo down and then my man comes in uh to to make this poster you know what wilson is coming
32:51in to make this poster and he puts it down in the same area and again you had the guy saying that
32:57someone wanted you know a prisoner of war uh so you got a picture there and i just loved it i love
33:03that we got this swap thing but before we got to all that part how wonderful was the part with mr
33:11blew it and the exchange with uh you know my boy jonesy man trying to take the picture you got to keep
33:19it still for six seconds i i can't i can't keep it straight you know you know uh for for six seconds
33:26so having those photo shoots uh it just instantly brought me back into a back in time of taking my
33:34i guess you say grade school photos uh your middle school photos your high school photos uh you know
33:41etc etc and there were many times that i did not take the best picture and and and at least for my
33:50keys you only got one shot man to make it right so those times i'm looking another way and shit i had
33:56some weird uh childish uh you know photos and stuff that i ended up having my mom had to like go to
34:03another place to go pay money because i i didn't do them good man i was just not i guess photogenic or
34:10maybe i was in dreamland my like my boy wilson in many cases you know your mind shit even now
34:16sometimes my mind is you know somewhere else sometimes i'm playing a game i'm talking and then
34:23yeah i'm just i just space out so who knows man i i got i got problems man but man i just enjoyed the
34:29episode the um the poll uh you know uh oh shit they're giving you know free uh uh polish you know uh
34:36polish polish and yeah i i like the interaction that the exchange with pike man you know my man's
34:43wanted an egg and and right now at least here you know it feels like eggs are like golden gooses and
34:50stuff like that or you know you're you're waiting on this golden egg because the way the prices are
34:54now and stuff i want that egg that pike had man i need it i need it because man the prices are just
35:00ridiculous here uh yeah i'm seeing some insane numbers man and oh my god that that really grinds
35:07my gears here but man guys did you guys enjoy the episode you gotta let me know in the comments down
35:12below but man was it an enjoyable experience now did you guys think that captain mannering voted for
35:19himself i should you not i thought he voted for himself to me it felt like that would be something
35:25that he would have done so i wonder if he voted for jonesy because he also uh bribed you know uh
35:33hey so when we get i think it was sausages or something when we come to get those sausages and
35:37stuff like that it was all fair you know fairness you know you know how uh elections happen yeah it's
35:43all it's all good it's all fair you know uh shit i remember in school man people were cheating and
35:48yeah we're gonna bake some cupcakes and you know they try to ice you know uh suiting the deal uh for
35:54you know somebody trying to be like um like prom king prom queen um class president man they were
36:02they were bribing as shit so it's funny as hell man i had a blast watching the episode and shit got real
36:09when you saw that poster and my boy started panicking and stuff holy moly was that an intense scene too
36:16because yeah this guy yeah he can't run that fast he is not as young as he used to be he's still as
36:22lively as he was uh i imagine in his younger days and he'll give you the cold steel he'll show you
36:28that they don't like it up him but it was a don't it was a panic moment man so don't panic don't panic
36:34oh my god that was an insane moment but i was happy that the boys showed up to the rescue but man
36:42what you guys think about the warden man again he always seizes his moment it reminds me of like an
36:47m&m on this stage you know you gotta uh before you lose yourself you gotta you know seize that
36:53opportunity you gotta make the most of it this guy always be waiting for the right opportunities
36:58to seize his moment to glute you know like to uh to gloat uh they're like yeah hi you guys you're in
37:05big trouble now you know what i mean i freaking loved it warden was spectacular even though there's times
37:11he takes me off man he is such a great part of the show you know he gives a lot of joy uh even
37:17the simple voting process when i thought that mannering won you know no i started from reverse
37:23uh oh shit damn my man's got one man team i thought he would have got a couple more votes than that
37:29but i thought it was um commendable i guess you could say godfrey voted for him that is something i
37:37i thought uh could happen but i did first assume that it was captain mannering who voted for himself
37:43man i i i shit you now but man was it a great episode i demand you release him he starts locking
37:50and loading oh no my boys man but yo this was such a dope episode absolute blast uh you know glued to my
37:58seat and yeah i just loved all the uh you know interactions that were happening on this episode so
38:04thank you guys for hanging out happy friday don't forget to like comment subscribe free to do helps
38:10out the channel tremendously as always i'm just loving the show uh i still enjoy it it's still funny
38:16and um you know of course there's sometimes you might miss our boy you know uh walker but uh you
38:22know they're doing the best that they can you know it is always going to be a sad thing because he was a
38:26big part of of the show and um you know i always felt like he was like the class clown like myself
38:34in school getting in trouble you know you keep this up man so you know i i just assume he would
38:39be still getting scolded so i i i miss the lad um but you know we we're continuing because we love
38:46the show and i think this was a really uh stellar episode so i'll be looking forward to reading your
38:51comments down below we'll see you soon enjoy your weekend as always more content ahead
38:55more dad's army thank you and yeah thanks for rocking with me we'll see you soon peace