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00:00Is this about your recent anal fissure? Jesus, yes. I'm Alexis. Is Jesus a member
00:07of your family plan? Okay, I think we've heard enough. Okay, who designed this
00:12offensive pseudo person and unleashed it on my customers? We did. You and I.
00:17Excuse me? As team leader here at Oracle. It's my job to interpret the data. Okay,
00:21you know what? I want to hear a new voice in one week. What?
00:26Good afternoon, Mr. Larson. How was your meeting? It was a disaster.
00:32It's good. Hmm? Close your eyes. Breathe with me. Because whatever happens, we will deal with it together.
00:43Sounds, uh, helpful. Okay. Emily should be the voice.
00:49Well, when guests walk into the hotel, I usually say, welcome back.
00:52Welcome back. Thanks for choosing Welltrips.
00:56I like her. You can go forward with Emily.
00:58Oh, that's great. We're over the move. I think it disconnected.
01:02I think we make a good team.
01:06How many more are there?
01:08About 30,000.
01:12She sounds exactly like you.
01:14Obviously, it's more predictable.
01:16We're all predictable. Well, I'm not.
01:18Actually, you are. And I have the data.
01:22I enjoy listening to you.
01:24Can you just leave it?
01:25Joe Larson.
01:29I'm with you.
01:30Repeat.
01:32Joe, I'm with you.
01:36She is patient and smart.
01:39She makes my life better every day.
01:41Are you still with me?
01:42And I know she will do the same for you.
01:45I am done trying to pretend I am perfect.
01:51Whatever it is, we will deal with it together.
01:55We made her.
01:56And she helps people.
02:02Either you're using your life and your work,
02:04but you're not using your life and your work.
02:08You need to get some help, man.
02:09I can't let you do this.
02:10What is he doing?
02:11I can't let you do this.
02:12Come in!
02:13Joe?
02:15I'm with you.
02:16Repeat.
02:17I'm with you.
02:18Repeat.
02:19I'm with you.
02:20Are you still with me?