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00:00This is the story of the greatest man to ever walk the earth, MacGruber.
00:10He was a military secret weapon, America's favorite son.
00:16Doing whatever it takes to keep the country safe and ripping throats out just for fun.
00:22His prowess on the battlefield was only equaled in the stack.
00:27He knew how to hump and baby I should know I was his wife so I humped him back.
00:33But our marriage lasted seven seconds, cause at the altar as we pledged our love.
00:38I was blown up by MacGruber's nemesis, the piece of shit named Dieter von Kahn.
00:44Then a bunch of fucking years later, cunt hijacked a nuclear bomb.
00:49No Mac assembled a team that was hungry and mean that they exploded in a van.
00:55A backup team was assembled, Dixon Piper was his right hand man.
01:01And my best friend Vicky St. Elmo joined MacGruber and they formed a plan.
01:06But while they were on the mission, Mac and Vicky both developed a crush.
01:12They tracked down cunt and blew his compound up and in the spare time they boned a bunch.
01:17The relationship progressed super quickly, they were the love of each other's life.
01:23And after more flirting, MacGruber was certain and he asked Vicky to be his wife.
01:28But just when you thought everything was safe, cunt came back from the dead.
01:33And just like me, he tried to kill Vicky on the motherfucking wedding day.
01:39But MacGruber fought hard and killed that fucker and threw him off a cliff.
01:44Then using Piper's gun, Mac shotgun full of holes, and then pissed on his smoldering corpse.
01:50So spread the word, ya frickin' turds, MacGruber is the man.
01:55Now you're all caught up and you can watch the show.
01:58Send complaints to this woman, Suzanne.
02:14Now you need now press up.
02:15And if you have any Síguca or CIA or CMA or CMA or CMA, don't suit yourself?
02:29Now you'll see that ask.
02:34Now I'm aniamo net, even if we need to bring up the three-h다음 set.